Darth L. Jackson

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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2024

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  • @CatAdvantage
    @CatAdvantage 5 років тому +10162

    “I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!”
    “Please, continue.”

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 років тому +260

      That's my favorite section

    • @efeguleroglu
      @efeguleroglu 4 роки тому +31

      @@davincent98 same

    • @Tinhat47
      @Tinhat47 4 роки тому +33

      The best one!

    • @theboltthrower8661
      @theboltthrower8661 4 роки тому +30

      Who is more badass? Darth Arnold, Darth Bale, Darth L. Jackson OR Duke Nukem Bane?

    • @njuey
      @njuey 4 роки тому +12

      So ded xD

  • @DuncanUdaho67
    @DuncanUdaho67 8 років тому +3037

    I'll never get over how perfect the "get the fuck out my face with that shit" part is. Hand movement, mannerisms, everything.

    • @gregwx
      @gregwx 8 років тому +86

      LOL pure gold!

    • @finnbouwers4912
      @finnbouwers4912 8 років тому +4

      dallashood67

    • @jmar1973
      @jmar1973 8 років тому +65

      Truly, that is perfect.
      I lose it every time I see it.

    • @CeciditLux
      @CeciditLux 7 років тому +12

      dallashood67 whenever I rewatch this video I only watch that part

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 7 років тому

      dallashood67 😂😂😂😂

  • @truthseeker2169
    @truthseeker2169 5 років тому +10994

    *So this is what happened if Mace didn't fall out of the windu..*

    • @slytater4311
      @slytater4311 5 років тому +55

      yessss

    • @slyskitzo
      @slyskitzo 5 років тому +80

      You mean Eh herm “THE MUTHA FUCKIN” Windu

    • @omegasquadfrisk6397
      @omegasquadfrisk6397 5 років тому +8

      *W H Y ?*

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 5 років тому +17

      Get out

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 років тому +34

      This was so funny that I forgot he was in Star Wars too.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 3 роки тому +851

    2:12 *it's scary how well these audio clips fit into this*

    • @georgewashingtoniv8745
      @georgewashingtoniv8745 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah Ikr? lol

    • @MarkRMnich
      @MarkRMnich 3 роки тому +35

      The one that fit the best was, “Oh, I’m sorry…did I break your concentration?”

  • @Jluyoungzone
    @Jluyoungzone 8 років тому +2887

    "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING!
    Please, continue..."

  • @nachonigs1672
    @nachonigs1672 8 років тому +2973

    I could watch the whole trilogy like this

    • @radk88
      @radk88 8 років тому +85

      I know hahahahahaha

    • @southerncomfort9691
      @southerncomfort9691 6 років тому +55

      Matt Lieb , I'd watch it. As long as John Travolta does the voice of Chewy

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 6 років тому +16

      Now I feel a great longing...

    • @Jasonixel
      @Jasonixel 6 років тому +27

      Someone needs to re-release this trilogy but with Samuel as Vader now.

    • @ruchpat1
      @ruchpat1 6 років тому +8

      Matt Lieb honestly this is actually better than the real thing

  • @alexandruioanmunteanu4105
    @alexandruioanmunteanu4105 5 років тому +3898

    Finally Windu had his revenge by taking over Vader's body!

  • @iamdonnietae
    @iamdonnietae 4 роки тому +1508

    Vader randomly saying “This is a tasty burger” is hilarious 0:48

    • @knapps8246
      @knapps8246 4 роки тому +20

      Faxx had me rollin 😂😂😂

    • @captainfunksauce
      @captainfunksauce 4 роки тому +42

      i didn't even notice it the first few times i watched it lol

    • @rftulie
      @rftulie 4 роки тому +19

      Thanks for pointing that out! He must have just enjoyed a Royale with cheese.

    • @RTCMAHL
      @RTCMAHL 4 роки тому

      My favorite part . . . so far

    • @inquikit8754
      @inquikit8754 4 роки тому +5

      He just had a tasty borger.

  • @kyberkreeper
    @kyberkreeper 5 років тому +2841

    "Vader, release him!"
    "...Muthafucka."

  • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
    @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 5 років тому +4778

    _"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"_
    *LMMFAO!!!!!!!*

    • @7.2percentalcohol45
      @7.2percentalcohol45 5 років тому +21

      ThAt part FuNny

    • @DamianLewd
      @DamianLewd 5 років тому +18

      I read your comment at the time I was watching that line

    • @otorishingen8600
      @otorishingen8600 5 років тому +16

      That had me laughing so hard 🤣

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 років тому +19

      I fucking lost it at that part, along with any other parts!

    • @Harmonica821
      @Harmonica821 5 років тому +2

      best part is to think that he breaked his neck

  • @bre4kd0wn1
    @bre4kd0wn1 6 років тому +2213

    The moment from 1:09 to 1:13 is so perfect. The body languages, the lines, and their reactions are horrifyingly on point.

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 5 років тому +186

      Nizamuddin Arriyadhi “GET TF OUT MY FACE WITH THAT SHIT”

    • @mangoshake
      @mangoshake 5 років тому +118

      1:20 as a dialogue is much better though. "Shit neegrow, that's all you had to say!" cracked me up way too hard.

    • @brotha_tree
      @brotha_tree 5 років тому +7

      FACTS!! LMBO 😄

    • @DwightLivesMatter
      @DwightLivesMatter 5 років тому +11

      That was definitely the best part! It certainly had me cracking up because it was a little too perfect.

    • @superE1113z
      @superE1113z 4 роки тому +5

      Seriously, tho!!!!

  • @solaceixinera4015
    @solaceixinera4015 4 роки тому +665

    2:17 Mof Tarkin: Vader! Release him!
    Darth Jackson: *mumbles* muthaf*cka
    My favorite one :D

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 5 років тому +3493

    If Tarantino wrote and directed a Star Wars movie…

    • @frost3193
      @frost3193 4 роки тому +120

      If Star Wars were R RATED

    • @silverzombie4477
      @silverzombie4477 4 роки тому +74

      I need that in my life.

    • @kyletanking
      @kyletanking 4 роки тому +30

      SilverZombie44 we all do

    • @sansbudget
      @sansbudget 4 роки тому +2

      Directed?

    • @iruga7379
      @iruga7379 4 роки тому +23

      The death star would be painted in red....if you know what i mean...

  • @rlacksgh9673
    @rlacksgh9673 9 років тому +1447

    The path of the righteous *Sith* is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Rebels and the tyranny of Jedi masters.
    Blessed is he, who in the name of the *dark side,* shepherds the Galactic Empire through the valley of hyperspace, for he is truly his master's servant and the finder of stolen plans.
    And I will strike upon thee with *great vengeance* and *furious anger* those who attempt to poison and destroy *my Empire.*
    And you will know my name is *Vader* when I lay my hands on thy throat.

    • @brentninja
      @brentninja 9 років тому +62

      this needs to be top comment

    • @Yoder023
      @Yoder023 9 років тому +40

      I applaud thee

    • @wombat8812
      @wombat8812 9 років тому +23

      Marry me.

    • @AmazingOneTV
      @AmazingOneTV 9 років тому +39

      Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!!!!!!

    • @michaelallen5264
      @michaelallen5264 9 років тому

      I hate to break it to you but there is no such thing as the force, sith, galactic empire, or rebel alliance.......dumbass

  • @BL-mk3lr
    @BL-mk3lr 5 років тому +2244

    “Darth L. Jackson”? ... I’d have gone with “Samuel ‘Elavader’”

  • @faithx6085
    @faithx6085 4 роки тому +394

    “Man, this ain’t none of your goddamn business”
    Lmaooo 😂😂😂

    • @treerat7631
      @treerat7631 3 роки тому +8

      The way he says continue

  • @H.K.5
    @H.K.5 8 років тому +739

    I love how you actually made him sound like he's talking with a helmet on. Very good editing.

  • @bradysmith6746
    @bradysmith6746 4 роки тому +901

    Wow the “this is a tasty burger” line is placed so perfectly. It makes it seem like he was just eating a burger before he walked out.

  • @fungusman9726
    @fungusman9726 5 років тому +943

    Whoever is in charge of UA-cam recommendations needs a medal

  • @miloserra1518
    @miloserra1518 4 роки тому +853

    0:04 Vader after watching "Rise of Skywalker"

    • @BobalouTheOneTheOnly
      @BobalouTheOneTheOnly 4 роки тому +97

      Lol "awe man I will NEVER forgive yo ass for this shit this is some fucked up shit!"

    • @michaelmack7710
      @michaelmack7710 4 роки тому +40

      More like after watching the last Jedi

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 4 роки тому +30

      ​ Michael Mack TROS is definitely worse. I don't get how people liked it, it's plotline is unnaturally fast-paced compared to any Star Wars movie (both OT and prequels were slower-paced than the sequels and I really liked that), they were even more politically correct than last time, and it ends with a fucking anime battle while the rebels ride on horses or something. Then all the rebels celebrate, but the victory feels really hollow because it just kinda happens.
      If they had gone with the duel of fates version of episode 9 I really believe themselves, it was a slower-paced plot, with far more creative ideas than "the emperor is back for some reason". An eldritch dark side entity? Rey uses a double lightsaber? There's a bunch of stuff on coruscant? It's a tragedy they didn't make the duel of fates version.

    • @neroidius6915
      @neroidius6915 4 роки тому +18

      Michael Mack after watching the entire sequel trilogy

    • @ChildovGhad
      @ChildovGhad 4 роки тому +8

      @@arandomzoomer4837 To be fair, after the fiasco that was Last Jedi, there was really no possible way to salvage it. Nowhere to go but down, so Darth Mickey just said screw it, they'll buy tickets for Rise of Skywalker no matter how bad it is anyway, and he was right.

  • @eduardofranchin1004
    @eduardofranchin1004 5 років тому +401

    9 years later and I am watching this masterpiece only now?

  • @christopherthomasjr9097
    @christopherthomasjr9097 8 років тому +635

    "Vader, release him!""Motherfucker." I loled

  • @menslady125eif2590
    @menslady125eif2590 9 років тому +632

    Leia: *looks fearfully at the probe*
    Vader: Hold on to your butts.

    • @vocaltune6504
      @vocaltune6504 9 років тому +64

      I laughed a good 5 mins or more at this. I thought I was going to die.

    • @decenthumans
      @decenthumans 7 років тому +11

      Lol

  • @jobber260
    @jobber260 4 роки тому +241

    I could watch the whole movie like this.

    • @Reeveyz07
      @Reeveyz07 4 роки тому +14

      If this movie really exist.. it'll be the funniest movies ever tbh

    • @mrandmrsduquette1904
      @mrandmrsduquette1904 3 роки тому +6

      I mean, at this point we've gotta have enough S. Jackson lines. SOMEone needs to redub all Vader's lines, and turn it loose on here.

  • @pokemovieguy
    @pokemovieguy 7 років тому +408

    I hope Samuel L. Jackson saw this! He probably laughed like we did 😂😂😂

  • @michaeltruthson6262
    @michaeltruthson6262 5 років тому +573

    Force choke "oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration" ....perfection😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I'm still hoping for Darth Eddie Murphy.

    • @unxpctd79molowe23
      @unxpctd79molowe23 4 роки тому +2

      Right on!
      U silly LOL

    • @KamenRiderRaiden
      @KamenRiderRaiden 2 роки тому

      Tarkin: Enough of this --
      Vader: Man this aint none of yo' concern..
      Tarkin: _Vader. _*_Release him._*
      Vader: *_...motherfucker..._*

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 2 роки тому

      Reminds me of Vader’s Dad Joke Scene on Mustafar in Rogue One.

  • @SwaggerLikeUz
    @SwaggerLikeUz 9 років тому +789

    Samuel L. Jackson needs to see this lol, fav'd this awhile back and it never gets old Taylor. bless

    • @megabugginout
      @megabugginout 6 років тому +19

      SwaggerLikeUz he actually does watch stuff like this.

    • @DrQuagmire1
      @DrQuagmire1 6 років тому +14

      i'm surprised he actually hasn't replied yet (at least not on here)

    • @DrQuagmire1
      @DrQuagmire1 6 років тому +5

      Hahahahahaha!!!! now I am

    • @whoasked4539
      @whoasked4539 6 років тому +1

      Wait is that really him? Idk

    • @mtumeumrani376
      @mtumeumrani376 5 років тому +1

      I dont know man, the last part where he brings up the needle druid amx the soor closed just after he says "hold on to your butts" doesn't imply anything a credible black man would enjoy.

  • @nyc1960
    @nyc1960 4 роки тому +221

    Who is this genius to come up with such a hilarious voice editing? High respect.

    • @marcoevans2155
      @marcoevans2155 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah but...
      "I don't remember asking you a 🙏 darn question. Please continue!"

  • @MidnightSvn
    @MidnightSvn 5 років тому +391

    ‘vader release him’
    *vader walks away*
    “mothafucker”
    LMAO

  • @justincao2651
    @justincao2651 8 років тому +2251

    Wace Mindu is Darth Vader!?

    • @tomurg
      @tomurg 8 років тому +313

      This is in an alternate universe in which Mace Windu killed Palpatine and fell to the darkside. XD

    • @justincao2651
      @justincao2651 8 років тому +160

      and Anakin became unemployed?

    • @tomurg
      @tomurg 8 років тому +93

      I guess he was forced to do office work at the other end of the galaxy or something.

    • @tomurg
      @tomurg 8 років тому +10

      I guess he was forced to do office work at the other end of the galaxy or something.

    • @justincao2651
      @justincao2651 8 років тому +52

      Nah He called the other day saying that he's back in Tatooine working as a repair mechanic in Watto's shop

  • @redlew012
    @redlew012 5 років тому +556

    I wished it kept going. it was too short.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 4 роки тому +176

    1:47 Vader actually being kind and caring for his people. 🤗

  • @anuradhagunaratne4390
    @anuradhagunaratne4390 5 років тому +2642

    Anakin: "is it possible to learn this power?"
    Senate: "not from a Jedi"
    Anakin: 1:31

  • @LunchThyme
    @LunchThyme 8 років тому +529

    1:23 "I don't remember asking you a god damn thing ... please continue." XD

  • @CheaptasticStarcraft
    @CheaptasticStarcraft 10 років тому +749

    In this video: an alternate universe where Anakin doesn't kill Mace Windu in Episode 3, and instead Windu kills Palpatine and falls to the Dark Side as a result, eventually becoming Darth Vader.

    • @tomurg
      @tomurg 10 років тому +30

      Which means he destryed most of the jedi and duelled Obi-Wan on Mustafar

    • @Birdhouseart
      @Birdhouseart 10 років тому +117

      tomurg he had it with those mother fucking jedi in their mother fucking temple.

    • @kaminosurveilance551
      @kaminosurveilance551 10 років тому

      OMG! im confused!

    • @umbrellacorpsoldier1
      @umbrellacorpsoldier1 10 років тому +5

      Nice...I always wanted to see what would happen if mace windu fell to the dark side to become a dark lord.

    • @MrArcherGamer
      @MrArcherGamer 10 років тому +1

      ***** Don't tell that to him.

  • @HiveQu33n
    @HiveQu33n 4 роки тому +167

    The alternate universe where Mace Windu was turned to the dark side instead of Anakin.

    • @WetbackNoSetback
      @WetbackNoSetback Рік тому

      Darth Windex carries a wallet that reads Bad Motherfucker on it

  • @jameslove-vani797
    @jameslove-vani797 5 років тому +587

    I know I'm late to this show, but, MAN, does this justify the internet!

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby 5 років тому +5

      Yes. Yes it does.

    • @gandradd698
      @gandradd698 5 років тому +1

      You're not alone mate! :D

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 років тому +2

      This is the best video on the Internet.

    • @cherri_chip7257
      @cherri_chip7257 5 років тому +1

      yep

    • @darkjediknight2923
      @darkjediknight2923 4 роки тому

      "Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?"
      "This is some F***** up Republic s**t!"
      This video is just perfect. So good!

  • @pelumiadeleye4416
    @pelumiadeleye4416 5 років тому +377

    UA-cam Algorithm: A video on...
    Me : I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!
    ...PLEASE CONTINUE...

  • @MisterCrowley27
    @MisterCrowley27 10 років тому +182

    I would literally pay any amount of money to see the original Star Wars trilogy with Samuel L. Jackson voicing Darth Vader.

    • @xxHGMxx
      @xxHGMxx 10 років тому

      Perhaps. George Lucas might be taking notes about it.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 10 років тому +2

      xxHGMxx
      He has nothing to do with Star Wars anymore, he sold all rights to Walt Disney.

    • @AtticusRh0des
      @AtticusRh0des 10 років тому +1

      Alucard Hellsing He's still producing new content.... he's working heavily on the new movies WITH disney, he also still holds several producer, product and revenue rights, he far from outright sold everything, its just like with TMNT, if they sold everything they wouldnt still be producing new content.

    • @malainfluencia126
      @malainfluencia126 10 років тому +2

      AtticusRh0des
      he still sucks. Had a great idea thou

    • @conradojavier
      @conradojavier 10 років тому

      Imagine Vader with a Purple Lightsaber?

  • @AnonymousEnt01
    @AnonymousEnt01 4 роки тому +378

    “ Hold on to your butts “
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @topsykrett2391
      @topsykrett2391 4 роки тому +5

      I knew what that was from but when I seen when it was used it was funny af 😭😭😭

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 3 роки тому +3

      Tho in Leia's case, her hairbuns...lol

    • @greatgames3494
      @greatgames3494 3 роки тому +6

      I think its a jurassic park character line

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 3 роки тому +2

      @@sougotokiwa8439 exactly what I thought it was

    • @tommykaung5882
      @tommykaung5882 3 роки тому +1

      Sweet Home Ala......

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 7 років тому +362

    There needs to be a special edition where Sam Jackson voices over all of Darth Vader lines from the entire trilogy.

    • @TheApocalypseNine
      @TheApocalypseNine 7 років тому +1

      Varinder Bhandal then what of Mace Windu?

    • @TheApocalypseNine
      @TheApocalypseNine 7 років тому +1

      WAIT, considering the comments here, Mace windy would be Darth Vader... and Anakin?

    • @MrRobjs83
      @MrRobjs83 5 років тому +1

      they more or less did that with R. Lee Ermeys Gunny Stg Hartman voice

    • @gmavolde
      @gmavolde 5 років тому +4

      Everyone make this happen

    • @asher6657
      @asher6657 5 років тому

      i would watch that.....several times

  • @tommycipriani2254
    @tommycipriani2254 8 років тому +313

    LMAO I'm dead @ "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing... Please, continue." 😂😂😂

  • @jerrydixon1305
    @jerrydixon1305 8 років тому +452

    "By giving you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels hidden for-"
    *forcechokes*
    "oh I'm sorry did I brake your concentration"

  • @axechop
    @axechop 4 роки тому +109

    Mace: falls out the window straight down to Mustafar.
    Palpatine: There he is! He's still alive. Get the medical capsule immediately.

  • @Davon__
    @Davon__ 9 років тому +281

    *I dont remember asking you a god damn thing*! _Please, continue_

  • @busheytube
    @busheytube 10 років тому +596

    1:18 - Commander: "Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the Senate."
    Vader: "I don't remember asking you a Goddamn thing!"
    I almost broke a rib laughing so hard.

  • @r13hd22
    @r13hd22 5 років тому +1436

    This was better than the Disney Star Wars movies.

    • @hela65
      @hela65 5 років тому +35

      Except Rouge One

    • @davidkippy101
      @davidkippy101 5 років тому +8

      I have a feeling you tell everyone that in public whenever they do anything

    • @r13hd22
      @r13hd22 5 років тому +13

      @@hela65 No. Rogue One was not a good movie. It was an average movie. It could have been a great movie if it was written as an actual war movie and started out with them going behind enemy lines. It would have given them time to actually allow the characters to BOND and for the audience to get emotionally evolved in them.
      Instead we got a movie where 2 characters are known and the rest are canon fodder coupled with a blind monk that can "chant" he is one with the force and do amazing things even though he has no force abilities!

    • @hela65
      @hela65 5 років тому +19

      @@r13hd22 I gotta respect your opinion, althrough I find it incorrect af

    • @r13hd22
      @r13hd22 5 років тому +1

      @@hela65 What a great way to show someone you base your opinion on something tangent...never say anything about why you think its good.

  • @cowboy4378
    @cowboy4378 3 роки тому +262

    “Darth Vader, only you could be so bold. The imperial senate will not destile for this. When they hear you’ve attacked a diploma...”
    “Yo, why don’t we leapfrog all that bullshit”
    Gets me every time.

  • @robdean9216
    @robdean9216 5 років тому +575

    This would be a cult classic if it were done with the trilogy.

  • @legasiguy551
    @legasiguy551 9 років тому +123

    Best line, "Oh I'm sorry, did I break you concentration?" ROFLMAO!

    • @jamesreynolds427
      @jamesreynolds427 9 років тому +19

      legasiguy really tho, its fits perfect with the situation at least better than the rest.

    • @Loris71734
      @Loris71734 9 років тому +14

      +legasiguy Then when the guy tells Vader to let him go, there is the "mother fucker"

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 9 років тому +390

    So Mace did get his revenge on Palpatine...

    • @hash4badi
      @hash4badi 6 років тому +1

      Nit Picker and on Darth Vader too

    • @joshualovins4983
      @joshualovins4983 6 років тому +1

      Nit Picker excellent work!

  • @baranie1809
    @baranie1809 4 роки тому +100

    "I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" 😂😂😂

  • @MrReaperofDead
    @MrReaperofDead 8 років тому +342

    *I FOUND MY SUPER SUIT!!!!!!*

  • @Calios
    @Calios 8 років тому +709

    *Darth Windu*

  • @TheCosmicViewer
    @TheCosmicViewer 5 років тому +160

    If it was MACE Windu who was turned instead of Anakin...

  • @R_Davis
    @R_Davis 3 роки тому +39

    “Enough is enough I have had it with theses MF rebels on this MF ship !”

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov 7 років тому +304

    if Vader was a gangster

  • @jaythomas3224
    @jaythomas3224 5 років тому +290

    I dont remember asking you a God Damn thing. Wait continue

  • @nuuskamuikkunen3465
    @nuuskamuikkunen3465 5 років тому +178

    "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing"
    "Please continue"

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 2 роки тому +15

    Time Traveler: **Moves The Chair Slightly**
    The Timeline:

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 5 років тому +218

    "Data tapes". That galaxy really Was a long, long time ago....

    • @stevemccarr
      @stevemccarr 5 років тому +18

      Well, it's not that long ago... They still make data tapes for long term archival storage. They now hold terabytes of data.

    • @Z4J3B4NT
      @Z4J3B4NT 4 роки тому +9

      @I Or he's the smart guy who can't handle stupid jokes... Layers bro, they're important.

    • @andrewmurray1550
      @andrewmurray1550 4 роки тому

      @@stevemccarr and yet the data "tape" Leia feeds into Artoo, resembled a CD-ROM more than anything. If it was made to day, it would probably a SD card or USB drive. Same difference, just computer storage media.

  • @TheDangerousKidd
    @TheDangerousKidd 8 років тому +96

    Darth L. Jackson is more badass than the real deal. I would love the watch the whole trilogy with Samuel L. Jackson's dubbing

    • @gmavolde
      @gmavolde 5 років тому

      Same

    • @MrRobjs83
      @MrRobjs83 5 років тому

      they did it with Gunny Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket

  • @wavyflac
    @wavyflac 8 років тому +127

    _I don't remember asking you a _*_goddamn_*_ thing!_
    _Please, continue._

  • @claudearmandendjiemedjo4072
    @claudearmandendjiemedjo4072 2 роки тому +40

    "Ah ah ah don't give me attitude. GTFO my face with that shit"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikiroony
    @mikiroony 7 років тому +200

    Aaaand that's the truth. Palpatine killed Anakin and took dat brutha as apprentice instead.

  • @wingman-1977
    @wingman-1977 8 років тому +322

    This is a tasty burger.

  • @ifmodb6922
    @ifmodb6922 9 років тому +72

    0:22 love the seamless transition from The Other Guys to Pulp Fiction

    • @Ivy94F
      @Ivy94F 9 років тому +3

      I thought I was the only one impressed by that too!

  • @dankmyers1
    @dankmyers1 4 роки тому +44

    10 years later.... UA-cam Algorithm: "Yes, it's time."

  • @varius456
    @varius456 11 років тому +113

    killing mace windu must have really taken a toll on anakin's vocabulary

  • @iloveowls8748
    @iloveowls8748 9 років тому +110

    "I don't remember asking you a god damn thing...please continue" hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @crushcollegechemistry
    @crushcollegechemistry 7 років тому +115

    "UH UH UH UH UH DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE!"

  • @dr.watson226
    @dr.watson226 4 роки тому +81

    * sees daughter leia *
    *_uhummm this is a tasty burger_*

    • @christopherwashi
      @christopherwashi 4 роки тому +4

      He didnt know it was his daughter....yet XD

    • @Kylemck424
      @Kylemck424 3 роки тому +3

      @Joel Roy but didn't he not know til he exposed Luke on the DS-2

    • @amsequeira2282
      @amsequeira2282 3 роки тому +2

      @Dr Watson, yeah...fur burger 🍔 😂😂

  • @DistractedGlobeGuy
    @DistractedGlobeGuy 9 років тому +180

    So is this what would have happened if Palpatine had converted Windu during that fight instead of Anakin?

  • @JimJava007
    @JimJava007 9 років тому +44

    2:51 Honestly, in that context "Hold onto your butts" is pretty much one of the most terrifying things he could have said.

  • @Yuh_mama
    @Yuh_mama 9 років тому +225

    Mace Windu what the hell happened to you?!

    • @Multi9Shadow
      @Multi9Shadow 9 років тому +87

      blackout betty Well, getting your hand chopped off and being zapped out a several-hundred story window with force lightning can change a person.

    • @evanbao93
      @evanbao93 9 років тому +16

      Multi9Shadow No doubt that such traumatic injuries would require Master Windu to be put in a life support suit. Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on Windu's point of view) Sidious has a spare Darth Vader suit lying around.

    • @JavierPerez-cx4jw
      @JavierPerez-cx4jw 9 років тому +20

      Evan Pan-Bao Actually Palpatine killed Anakin after he screamed NOOOO because the line was too rediculous. Then he decided to use Windu as his new Sith Lord.

    • @bccollective388
      @bccollective388 9 років тому

      Javier Perez theory confirmed canon 420/10 mlg

    • @Omnificence2016
      @Omnificence2016 9 років тому

      blackout betty "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GODDAMN THING!" I wouldn't ask him.

  • @mikegordey2163
    @mikegordey2163 4 роки тому +21

    “Aint non yo business.”
    “Release him”
    “...muthafucka”

  • @boudicaastorm4540
    @boudicaastorm4540 5 років тому +60

    1:52 I still feel like this is the best random-imperial-dudes scene in the whole series, and SLJ just makes it 100x better.

  • @MargeryHannah
    @MargeryHannah 8 років тому +137

    Humans do the funniest things. This is hilariously brilliant. Thanks for this piece of gold.

  • @trunsako95zelda
    @trunsako95zelda 8 років тому +31

    This belongs in an art museum. It's beautiful.

  • @PlugSocketStudios
    @PlugSocketStudios 3 роки тому +39

    "Mm, this is, a tasty burger."
    "Darth Vader, only you could be so bold."

  • @Nighthawk6827
    @Nighthawk6827 8 років тому +17

    "This is a tasty burger!"
    I'm guessing that he was finishing his lunch in the other room before approaching Leia.

  • @YouAwakeYet
    @YouAwakeYet 4 роки тому +44

    1:12 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂 o god!!!!
    "Get the fuck outta my face with that shit"
    That was so perfect!!

  • @RyanBeck
    @RyanBeck 11 років тому +26

    My dad and I were cracking up watching this. I could totally watch a whole movie like this, it's hilarious.

  • @rylanniemoth4749
    @rylanniemoth4749 4 роки тому +32

    I just discovered this today, and it’s the funniest shit ever

  • @KingNazaru
    @KingNazaru 9 років тому +134

    Samuel L Jackson as Darth Vader. Hysterical.

    • @BitzuMC
      @BitzuMC 9 років тому +7

      +KingNazaru It would be much better than him as Mace Windu

    • @RobertChambers1522
      @RobertChambers1522 9 років тому +41

      +Bitzu This is the alternate timeline where Mace Windu becomes Vader instead of Anakin.

    • @gpl992
      @gpl992 8 років тому +2

      When Mace discovered the power of the darkside he also discovered an entire language of new cuss words..

  • @josh24441
    @josh24441 7 років тому +112

    Mace windu didn't die! He went to the dark side!

    • @jarryj1995
      @jarryj1995 5 років тому +5

      I think he was on it already Lol

  • @ThaHipHop101
    @ThaHipHop101 11 років тому +9

    - Vader, release him.
    - Muthafucka....
    Best script ever.

  • @jmar1973
    @jmar1973 2 місяці тому +3

    Man,this is me after finding out that the legendary James Earl Jones has died.
    Rest In Peace, and thank you.😿

  • @Illidreth
    @Illidreth 10 років тому +83

    I am aware that Emperor Palpatine has made a decision.
    But seeing as how it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

  • @cliffrobinson5943
    @cliffrobinson5943 5 років тому +96

    The moment at 1:11 is even more appropriate after seeing Rogue One and see how much of an outrageous lie that was from Leia

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 8 років тому +40

    I was dead-certain that when he force-choked the guy trashing his "ancient religion" that he was gonna quote the book of Ezekiel. Opprotunity missed.

  • @brionbee
    @brionbee 4 роки тому +11

    Ah, sweet reunion. Our suggestions algorythm has delivered this to us again, 10 years later...

  • @ryanpham3308
    @ryanpham3308 8 років тому +77

    Funny thing here is that I think if this were meant to be a comedy, Sam Jackson would pull this off very well.

  • @Skulldetta
    @Skulldetta 7 років тому +80

    0:04 My reaction to 2016 killing off both Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds within 24 hours.

    • @piquesupreme5815
      @piquesupreme5815 6 років тому +2

      Because I hate Satan and devil and killing people and they taking souls away

  • @thelasttimeishoweredwas4367
    @thelasttimeishoweredwas4367 4 роки тому +79

    I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING ...
    pls continue .

  • @georgewashingtoniv8745
    @georgewashingtoniv8745 3 роки тому +18

    I think the funniest thing with this is that everyone else's reactions seem to be realistic which makes it even more hilarious. When he said Gtfo my face with that shit, the dude looked back at Leia as if he was concerned with her lol

  • @4dhumaninstrumentality789
    @4dhumaninstrumentality789 8 років тому +58

    1:18 to 1:34 *DEAD* no but seriously that was brilliant...

  • @CainTheMain
    @CainTheMain 10 років тому +25

    "Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?"
    That scene would of been timeless and a classic like Pulp Fiction. Everyone would of quoted and reenacted that part for years to come.

  • @lasseplatburk
    @lasseplatburk 9 років тому +21

    I guess it was Mace Windu who became Vader after killing Anakin and the chansellor

  • @craytherlaygaming2852
    @craytherlaygaming2852 3 роки тому +9

    I never realize how much I needed this in my life