The path of the righteous *Sith* is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Rebels and the tyranny of Jedi masters. Blessed is he, who in the name of the *dark side,* shepherds the Galactic Empire through the valley of hyperspace, for he is truly his master's servant and the finder of stolen plans. And I will strike upon thee with *great vengeance* and *furious anger* those who attempt to poison and destroy *my Empire.* And you will know my name is *Vader* when I lay my hands on thy throat.
Michael Mack TROS is definitely worse. I don't get how people liked it, it's plotline is unnaturally fast-paced compared to any Star Wars movie (both OT and prequels were slower-paced than the sequels and I really liked that), they were even more politically correct than last time, and it ends with a fucking anime battle while the rebels ride on horses or something. Then all the rebels celebrate, but the victory feels really hollow because it just kinda happens. If they had gone with the duel of fates version of episode 9 I really believe themselves, it was a slower-paced plot, with far more creative ideas than "the emperor is back for some reason". An eldritch dark side entity? Rey uses a double lightsaber? There's a bunch of stuff on coruscant? It's a tragedy they didn't make the duel of fates version.
@@arandomzoomer4837 To be fair, after the fiasco that was Last Jedi, there was really no possible way to salvage it. Nowhere to go but down, so Darth Mickey just said screw it, they'll buy tickets for Rise of Skywalker no matter how bad it is anyway, and he was right.
1:18 - Commander: "Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the Senate." Vader: "I don't remember asking you a Goddamn thing!" I almost broke a rib laughing so hard.
I dont know man, the last part where he brings up the needle druid amx the soor closed just after he says "hold on to your butts" doesn't imply anything a credible black man would enjoy.
In this video: an alternate universe where Anakin doesn't kill Mace Windu in Episode 3, and instead Windu kills Palpatine and falls to the Dark Side as a result, eventually becoming Darth Vader.
Alucard Hellsing He's still producing new content.... he's working heavily on the new movies WITH disney, he also still holds several producer, product and revenue rights, he far from outright sold everything, its just like with TMNT, if they sold everything they wouldnt still be producing new content.
“Darth Vader, only you could be so bold. The imperial senate will not destile for this. When they hear you’ve attacked a diploma...” “Yo, why don’t we leapfrog all that bullshit” Gets me every time.
@@hela65 No. Rogue One was not a good movie. It was an average movie. It could have been a great movie if it was written as an actual war movie and started out with them going behind enemy lines. It would have given them time to actually allow the characters to BOND and for the audience to get emotionally evolved in them. Instead we got a movie where 2 characters are known and the rest are canon fodder coupled with a blind monk that can "chant" he is one with the force and do amazing things even though he has no force abilities!
@@stevemccarr and yet the data "tape" Leia feeds into Artoo, resembled a CD-ROM more than anything. If it was made to day, it would probably a SD card or USB drive. Same difference, just computer storage media.
Multi9Shadow No doubt that such traumatic injuries would require Master Windu to be put in a life support suit. Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on Windu's point of view) Sidious has a spare Darth Vader suit lying around.
Evan Pan-Bao Actually Palpatine killed Anakin after he screamed NOOOO because the line was too rediculous. Then he decided to use Windu as his new Sith Lord.
I think the funniest thing with this is that everyone else's reactions seem to be realistic which makes it even more hilarious. When he said Gtfo my face with that shit, the dude looked back at Leia as if he was concerned with her lol
"Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?" That scene would of been timeless and a classic like Pulp Fiction. Everyone would of quoted and reenacted that part for years to come.
“I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!”
“Please, continue.”
That's my favorite section
@@davincent98 same
The best one!
Who is more badass? Darth Arnold, Darth Bale, Darth L. Jackson OR Duke Nukem Bane?
So ded xD
*So this is what happened if Mace didn't fall out of the windu..*
yessss
You mean Eh herm “THE MUTHA FUCKIN” Windu
*W H Y ?*
Get out
This was so funny that I forgot he was in Star Wars too.
I'll never get over how perfect the "get the fuck out my face with that shit" part is. Hand movement, mannerisms, everything.
LOL pure gold!
dallashood67
Truly, that is perfect.
I lose it every time I see it.
dallashood67 whenever I rewatch this video I only watch that part
dallashood67 😂😂😂😂
2:12 *it's scary how well these audio clips fit into this*
Yeah Ikr? lol
The one that fit the best was, “Oh, I’m sorry…did I break your concentration?”
"Vader, release him!"
"...Muthafucka."
My favorite
@@AggressiveSushi Pure gold 🥇
I find everything on this video hilarious but that line made me spit out my tea.
Man this ain't any of your godman business
lol
I could watch the whole trilogy like this
I know hahahahahaha
Matt Lieb , I'd watch it. As long as John Travolta does the voice of Chewy
Now I feel a great longing...
Someone needs to re-release this trilogy but with Samuel as Vader now.
Matt Lieb honestly this is actually better than the real thing
_"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"_
*LMMFAO!!!!!!!*
ThAt part FuNny
I read your comment at the time I was watching that line
That had me laughing so hard 🤣
I fucking lost it at that part, along with any other parts!
best part is to think that he breaked his neck
Vader randomly saying “This is a tasty burger” is hilarious 0:48
Faxx had me rollin 😂😂😂
i didn't even notice it the first few times i watched it lol
Thanks for pointing that out! He must have just enjoyed a Royale with cheese.
My favorite part . . . so far
He just had a tasty borger.
Finally Windu had his revenge by taking over Vader's body!
@Tomas AK That is funny as hell. Some of them are spot on with the film.
Yeh I like it
I want to see him fighting Luke with a violet lightsaber
Bruh
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
"I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING!
Please, continue..."
Mike Fries he didn't say that to Leia...
Im sorry did i break your concentration?😄
Gotta assert your leadership
God I love that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Patriotically taps the LIKE button*
If Tarantino wrote and directed a Star Wars movie…
If Star Wars were R RATED
I need that in my life.
SilverZombie44 we all do
Directed?
The death star would be painted in red....if you know what i mean...
“Man, this ain’t none of your goddamn business”
Lmaooo 😂😂😂
The way he says continue
The moment from 1:09 to 1:13 is so perfect. The body languages, the lines, and their reactions are horrifyingly on point.
Nizamuddin Arriyadhi “GET TF OUT MY FACE WITH THAT SHIT”
1:20 as a dialogue is much better though. "Shit neegrow, that's all you had to say!" cracked me up way too hard.
FACTS!! LMBO 😄
That was definitely the best part! It certainly had me cracking up because it was a little too perfect.
Seriously, tho!!!!
"Vader, release him!""Motherfucker." I loled
Yo sameee
I assassinated JFK
I love how you actually made him sound like he's talking with a helmet on. Very good editing.
yeah its so good
I was actually thinking of the same thing
2:17 Mof Tarkin: Vader! Release him!
Darth Jackson: *mumbles* muthaf*cka
My favorite one :D
Best bit!
This is the best shit I watched in a long time.
Sounds so natural😂
That one got a giggle out of me.
Soo funny
Leia: *looks fearfully at the probe*
Vader: Hold on to your butts.
I laughed a good 5 mins or more at this. I thought I was going to die.
Lol
“Darth L. Jackson”? ... I’d have gone with “Samuel ‘Elavader’”
😄
😐
Darth L. Vaderson
No...just no
Darth Windu
Wow the “this is a tasty burger” line is placed so perfectly. It makes it seem like he was just eating a burger before he walked out.
Leia is the burger...😉
@@pascalabessolo5350 with 2 large pickles.😉
Cheers for explaining the joke, now it's a tad bit less funny
@@pascalabessolo5350 cursed comment
@@pascalabessolo5350 ew
Who is this genius to come up with such a hilarious voice editing? High respect.
Yeah but...
"I don't remember asking you a 🙏 darn question. Please continue!"
The path of the righteous *Sith* is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Rebels and the tyranny of Jedi masters.
Blessed is he, who in the name of the *dark side,* shepherds the Galactic Empire through the valley of hyperspace, for he is truly his master's servant and the finder of stolen plans.
And I will strike upon thee with *great vengeance* and *furious anger* those who attempt to poison and destroy *my Empire.*
And you will know my name is *Vader* when I lay my hands on thy throat.
this needs to be top comment
I applaud thee
Marry me.
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!!!!!!
I hate to break it to you but there is no such thing as the force, sith, galactic empire, or rebel alliance.......dumbass
I hope Samuel L. Jackson saw this! He probably laughed like we did 😂😂😂
‘vader release him’
*vader walks away*
“mothafucker”
LMAO
Lol
Lol
Lmbo
This ain't none of yo goddamn business 😂😂😂
I could watch the whole movie like this.
If this movie really exist.. it'll be the funniest movies ever tbh
I mean, at this point we've gotta have enough S. Jackson lines. SOMEone needs to redub all Vader's lines, and turn it loose on here.
Whoever is in charge of UA-cam recommendations needs a medal
yep
Same here!!!!!
A computer is
... Whoa, slow down. Keep the hardware packed. This was merely a qualifier. The medal round is much later.
Word!
Force choke "oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration" ....perfection😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I'm still hoping for Darth Eddie Murphy.
Right on!
U silly LOL
Tarkin: Enough of this --
Vader: Man this aint none of yo' concern..
Tarkin: _Vader. _*_Release him._*
Vader: *_...motherfucker..._*
Reminds me of Vader’s Dad Joke Scene on Mustafar in Rogue One.
1:23 "I don't remember asking you a god damn thing ... please continue." XD
Another one to remember for boring meetings at work.
1:47 Vader actually being kind and caring for his people. 🤗
Surprisingly wholesome Vader
I agree.
9 years later and I am watching this masterpiece only now?
IKR
I'm a year later than you.
Try 10?
I know right!
Ten years for me.
Wace Mindu is Darth Vader!?
This is in an alternate universe in which Mace Windu killed Palpatine and fell to the darkside. XD
and Anakin became unemployed?
I guess he was forced to do office work at the other end of the galaxy or something.
I guess he was forced to do office work at the other end of the galaxy or something.
Nah He called the other day saying that he's back in Tatooine working as a repair mechanic in Watto's shop
Anakin: "is it possible to learn this power?"
Senate: "not from a Jedi"
Anakin: 1:31
Lmao
"Senate"
I see what you did there.
Senate hahahahaahhahaa
Heh I didn't catch Senate
@@thebloocat Palpatine said to Windu in Episode 3 "I am the SENATE" and that's why he replaced Palpatine with Senate.
0:04 Vader after watching "Rise of Skywalker"
Lol "awe man I will NEVER forgive yo ass for this shit this is some fucked up shit!"
More like after watching the last Jedi
Michael Mack TROS is definitely worse. I don't get how people liked it, it's plotline is unnaturally fast-paced compared to any Star Wars movie (both OT and prequels were slower-paced than the sequels and I really liked that), they were even more politically correct than last time, and it ends with a fucking anime battle while the rebels ride on horses or something. Then all the rebels celebrate, but the victory feels really hollow because it just kinda happens.
If they had gone with the duel of fates version of episode 9 I really believe themselves, it was a slower-paced plot, with far more creative ideas than "the emperor is back for some reason". An eldritch dark side entity? Rey uses a double lightsaber? There's a bunch of stuff on coruscant? It's a tragedy they didn't make the duel of fates version.
Michael Mack after watching the entire sequel trilogy
@@arandomzoomer4837 To be fair, after the fiasco that was Last Jedi, there was really no possible way to salvage it. Nowhere to go but down, so Darth Mickey just said screw it, they'll buy tickets for Rise of Skywalker no matter how bad it is anyway, and he was right.
LMAO I'm dead @ "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing... Please, continue." 😂😂😂
I wished it kept going. it was too short.
Well now I have to make more.
that'swhatshesaid
-Michael Scott
Do a whole film cut of star wars using sam jackson sound bites
@@gretasstolendreams2154 well that's suck
There needs to be a special edition where Sam Jackson voices over all of Darth Vader lines from the entire trilogy.
Varinder Bhandal then what of Mace Windu?
WAIT, considering the comments here, Mace windy would be Darth Vader... and Anakin?
they more or less did that with R. Lee Ermeys Gunny Stg Hartman voice
Everyone make this happen
i would watch that.....several times
The alternate universe where Mace Windu was turned to the dark side instead of Anakin.
Darth Windex carries a wallet that reads Bad Motherfucker on it
1:18 - Commander: "Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the Senate."
Vader: "I don't remember asking you a Goddamn thing!"
I almost broke a rib laughing so hard.
0:22 is where I almost broke my rib laughing.😂😂😂
Bill Bushey w
Bill Bushey me tooo
Please, continue..
The "Please continue" was the best part.
Samuel L. Jackson needs to see this lol, fav'd this awhile back and it never gets old Taylor. bless
SwaggerLikeUz he actually does watch stuff like this.
i'm surprised he actually hasn't replied yet (at least not on here)
Hahahahahaha!!!! now I am
Wait is that really him? Idk
I dont know man, the last part where he brings up the needle druid amx the soor closed just after he says "hold on to your butts" doesn't imply anything a credible black man would enjoy.
UA-cam Algorithm: A video on...
Me : I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!
...PLEASE CONTINUE...
“ Hold on to your butts “
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I knew what that was from but when I seen when it was used it was funny af 😭😭😭
Tho in Leia's case, her hairbuns...lol
I think its a jurassic park character line
@@sougotokiwa8439 exactly what I thought it was
Sweet Home Ala......
In this video: an alternate universe where Anakin doesn't kill Mace Windu in Episode 3, and instead Windu kills Palpatine and falls to the Dark Side as a result, eventually becoming Darth Vader.
Which means he destryed most of the jedi and duelled Obi-Wan on Mustafar
tomurg he had it with those mother fucking jedi in their mother fucking temple.
OMG! im confused!
Nice...I always wanted to see what would happen if mace windu fell to the dark side to become a dark lord.
***** Don't tell that to him.
I know I'm late to this show, but, MAN, does this justify the internet!
Yes. Yes it does.
You're not alone mate! :D
This is the best video on the Internet.
yep
"Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?"
"This is some F***** up Republic s**t!"
This video is just perfect. So good!
"By giving you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels hidden for-"
*forcechokes*
"oh I'm sorry did I brake your concentration"
BRAKE?!
He meant Break hopefully
*break* not “brake”
I hope the brakes work. Otherwise it's expensive to get fixed.
Mace: falls out the window straight down to Mustafar.
Palpatine: There he is! He's still alive. Get the medical capsule immediately.
I would literally pay any amount of money to see the original Star Wars trilogy with Samuel L. Jackson voicing Darth Vader.
Perhaps. George Lucas might be taking notes about it.
xxHGMxx
He has nothing to do with Star Wars anymore, he sold all rights to Walt Disney.
Alucard Hellsing He's still producing new content.... he's working heavily on the new movies WITH disney, he also still holds several producer, product and revenue rights, he far from outright sold everything, its just like with TMNT, if they sold everything they wouldnt still be producing new content.
AtticusRh0des
he still sucks. Had a great idea thou
Imagine Vader with a Purple Lightsaber?
Best line, "Oh I'm sorry, did I break you concentration?" ROFLMAO!
legasiguy really tho, its fits perfect with the situation at least better than the rest.
+legasiguy Then when the guy tells Vader to let him go, there is the "mother fucker"
*I FOUND MY SUPER SUIT!!!!!!*
What Movie was that from?The Incredibles
@@tinotse2007 yes
@@finleywiltshire1225 Thanx
MAH GOT DAMN SUPER SUIT!
@@archibaldc.1833 such a great line. Best part of film
"I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" 😂😂😂
Enough of this!
Man, this ain't of your damn business
Vader release him
That was the funniest
This would be a cult classic if it were done with the trilogy.
It would
yep
The Samuel L Jackson cut, trilogy.
if Vader was a gangster
strahinjagov he definitely was one!
Thug life
oh but he was though
what kind of rims does he have on the death star?
Vader is THE OG =P
If it was MACE Windu who was turned instead of Anakin...
“Darth Vader, only you could be so bold. The imperial senate will not destile for this. When they hear you’ve attacked a diploma...”
“Yo, why don’t we leapfrog all that bullshit”
Gets me every time.
Especially considering the end of Rogue One 🤣
*sit still for this
So Mace did get his revenge on Palpatine...
Nit Picker and on Darth Vader too
Nit Picker excellent work!
*I dont remember asking you a god damn thing*! _Please, continue_
XD
OH MY GOSH!!
+Thank Clev the best part hahahahahaha
1:22
This was better than the Disney Star Wars movies.
Except Rouge One
I have a feeling you tell everyone that in public whenever they do anything
@@hela65 No. Rogue One was not a good movie. It was an average movie. It could have been a great movie if it was written as an actual war movie and started out with them going behind enemy lines. It would have given them time to actually allow the characters to BOND and for the audience to get emotionally evolved in them.
Instead we got a movie where 2 characters are known and the rest are canon fodder coupled with a blind monk that can "chant" he is one with the force and do amazing things even though he has no force abilities!
@@r13hd22 I gotta respect your opinion, althrough I find it incorrect af
@@hela65 What a great way to show someone you base your opinion on something tangent...never say anything about why you think its good.
“Enough is enough I have had it with theses MF rebels on this MF ship !”
"I don't remember asking you a god damn thing...please continue" hahahahahahahahahaha
"I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing"
"Please continue"
_I don't remember asking you a _*_goddamn_*_ thing!_
_Please, continue._
"Ah ah ah don't give me attitude. GTFO my face with that shit"🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅😅
"UH UH UH UH UH DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE!"
1 uh to many
*Darth Windu*
U mean Winder... ‘cause it’s not Vadar; it’s Vader!
Darth WinRAR
or Darth Fury
Mace Vadu?
Darth L. Jackson is more badass than the real deal. I would love the watch the whole trilogy with Samuel L. Jackson's dubbing
Same
they did it with Gunny Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket
"Mm, this is, a tasty burger."
"Darth Vader, only you could be so bold."
"Data tapes". That galaxy really Was a long, long time ago....
Well, it's not that long ago... They still make data tapes for long term archival storage. They now hold terabytes of data.
@I Or he's the smart guy who can't handle stupid jokes... Layers bro, they're important.
@@stevemccarr and yet the data "tape" Leia feeds into Artoo, resembled a CD-ROM more than anything. If it was made to day, it would probably a SD card or USB drive. Same difference, just computer storage media.
Aaaand that's the truth. Palpatine killed Anakin and took dat brutha as apprentice instead.
Darth Fury
Humans do the funniest things. This is hilariously brilliant. Thanks for this piece of gold.
* sees daughter leia *
*_uhummm this is a tasty burger_*
He didnt know it was his daughter....yet XD
@Joel Roy but didn't he not know til he exposed Luke on the DS-2
@Dr Watson, yeah...fur burger 🍔 😂😂
I dont remember asking you a God Damn thing. Wait continue
Its "please, continue"
This is a tasty burger.
I know, right
Best line
0:22 love the seamless transition from The Other Guys to Pulp Fiction
I thought I was the only one impressed by that too!
Time Traveler: **Moves The Chair Slightly**
The Timeline:
killing mace windu must have really taken a toll on anakin's vocabulary
Good one, lol!
2:51 Honestly, in that context "Hold onto your butts" is pretty much one of the most terrifying things he could have said.
*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
This belongs in an art museum. It's beautiful.
10 years later.... UA-cam Algorithm: "Yes, it's time."
Mace windu didn't die! He went to the dark side!
I think he was on it already Lol
My dad and I were cracking up watching this. I could totally watch a whole movie like this, it's hilarious.
1:52 I still feel like this is the best random-imperial-dudes scene in the whole series, and SLJ just makes it 100x better.
“Aint non yo business.”
“Release him”
“...muthafucka”
"This is a tasty burger!"
I'm guessing that he was finishing his lunch in the other room before approaching Leia.
1:12 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂 o god!!!!
"Get the fuck outta my face with that shit"
That was so perfect!!
the best one
Samuel L Jackson as Darth Vader. Hysterical.
+KingNazaru It would be much better than him as Mace Windu
+Bitzu This is the alternate timeline where Mace Windu becomes Vader instead of Anakin.
When Mace discovered the power of the darkside he also discovered an entire language of new cuss words..
This was the best Star Wars parody I have ever seen!!!! Thank you!
- Vader, release him.
- Muthafucka....
Best script ever.
Funny thing here is that I think if this were meant to be a comedy, Sam Jackson would pull this off very well.
Mace Windu what the hell happened to you?!
blackout betty Well, getting your hand chopped off and being zapped out a several-hundred story window with force lightning can change a person.
Multi9Shadow No doubt that such traumatic injuries would require Master Windu to be put in a life support suit. Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on Windu's point of view) Sidious has a spare Darth Vader suit lying around.
Evan Pan-Bao Actually Palpatine killed Anakin after he screamed NOOOO because the line was too rediculous. Then he decided to use Windu as his new Sith Lord.
Javier Perez theory confirmed canon 420/10 mlg
blackout betty "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GODDAMN THING!" I wouldn't ask him.
I just discovered this today, and it’s the funniest shit ever
I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING ...
pls continue .
The moment at 1:11 is even more appropriate after seeing Rogue One and see how much of an outrageous lie that was from Leia
Fax
I can’t believe I’ve just seen this now LMAO this is the best thing on UA-cam right now 😂😂😂
I think the funniest thing with this is that everyone else's reactions seem to be realistic which makes it even more hilarious. When he said Gtfo my face with that shit, the dude looked back at Leia as if he was concerned with her lol
I was dead-certain that when he force-choked the guy trashing his "ancient religion" that he was gonna quote the book of Ezekiel. Opprotunity missed.
"Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?"
That scene would of been timeless and a classic like Pulp Fiction. Everyone would of quoted and reenacted that part for years to come.
So is this what would have happened if Palpatine had converted Windu during that fight instead of Anakin?
+Geoffrey Martin *Darth Jackson
NinjaGamer2003 **Darth Jules
Canon AU on Tumblr
Man,this is me after finding out that the legendary James Earl Jones has died.
Rest In Peace, and thank you.😿
1:18 to 1:34 *DEAD* no but seriously that was brilliant...
"Vader, release him."
"...Mothafucka."
1:12 is just so perfect, also 1:23 gets an honorable mention
Ah, sweet reunion. Our suggestions algorythm has delivered this to us again, 10 years later...