10:39 "I won my lawsuit! I'm gonna spend it on drugs and adopting children" I'm not sure about your evilness (I guess those actions karmically cancel each other, at least before you abandon said children), but the chaos you bring is second to none 🎲
Wasn't expecting Dan Schneider's foot fetish to be referenced, but makes sense on the path to villainy, I guess Nothing against people who like feet, just Dan Schneider's habit of involving kids
I have one too and I don't understand why people think it's weird when people like butts and stuff too. Just a body part like anything else, plus feet are hot to me
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 You do you, I've honestly no issues with it, just a Dan Schneider thing, since it really seeped into shows he worked on in the weirdest ways that involved minors
"How evil can you be in Bitlife?" Not counting the time he joined the Irish Mob, killed tons of people, kept being imprisoned for bajillion of years...
In a way he did. Adopting children just to abandon them, killing people because he feel like it, just generally being a terrible person yet suffering no consequences, this are tried and true techniques perfected by Jim and passed over to Eve here. And one could say Eve went the extra mile, going so far as to kill his own family. Something that Jim never did (that we know of).
the thing that i love about kevin is that he ends up being so funny and witty without really trying to force it at all. the foot joke took me out and it just felt so natural compared to a lot of youtubers when you can just tell they're trying too hard. thanks for the food king 🙏
I’ve been binge watching (rewatching really!) the Bitlife and was wondering when you were gonna have another. So happy that the Bitlife Gods have answered my prayers lol.
I never expected to laugh so hard on the std joke.. Btw Kevo I really enjoy the recent content and you experimenting with it and I hope you don’t overwork yourself! Take care 💖
Did Kevin notice that Morgan's birth parents were both murdered and her behaviour was almost rock bottom? I think he may have dodged a bullet by abandoning that kid....
"He has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money."
Love your videos, as always, (don’t tell the other lads but you’re my favorite!) Speaking of lads, do you plan on making any new videos with the lads soon? Me and my sister binged them all and we are awaiting anxiously 🎷🐛
5:00 "No thanks, I've brought my lunch." Kevin: "I don't think they were offering it as a substitute to lunch." I suspect that Kevin may have never done Adderall before.
No, Kevin. To abandon a child, you must first move to another country with the child, abandon them in the new country, then move back to the old country!
Guys everything is life in real life, if u murder ur parents in bitlife but my scareness doesn't let me do it it feels like happening in real life idk i'm just scared, this video cheered me up.
I was once asked at an interview what animal I would be, and I was kinda nervous and couldn’t really think of anything so I just said a dog. She gave me a bit of a weird look and said “hmm, I would’ve said a deer” with no further context and just moved along with the rest of the questions
Why is that a question? I assume this was a job interview? Yeah I'd like to work here so I don't fuckin' starve on the streets, why does it matter what animal I would be I'm so glad there are no job interviews in this country
@Joshua Roehl Dad, it's me. I've been kidnapped and locked in the basement by the manager of the minimart at the corner of the street. Please save me dad, I don't want to suffer anymore. I'm begging you. I don't have much time left, please!
@Joshua Roehl Unless it's the guy who killed Mr. Cho from Dr. Frost being run over by a 16 wheeler truck then I don't want it Although if it's Cheat from Guardians of the Video Game being run over instead, then I don't mind making exceptions... (Why yes, this is indeed shameless fandom promotion in disguise! I have reached a new level of desperation.)
"Let's see how much food I can stuff inside this cat" never change, Kevin. But also never come near my cats.
@Joshua Roehl dude I know it’s not a rickroll but it’s probably some song with getrude in the name
chonky animals are cute but not healthy :(
I’ll give Kevin your cat
Come near my archenemy’s cat she loves her like hell
@@gandalf_thegrey that's why you have to get a cat like mine, healthy sized and reealy fluffy
10:39 "I won my lawsuit! I'm gonna spend it on drugs and adopting children" I'm not sure about your evilness (I guess those actions karmically cancel each other, at least before you abandon said children), but the chaos you bring is second to none 🎲
The absolute mileage that baby kick footage has gotten, truly astounding!
Kevin: *murders constantly*
Ghosts: *haunt Kevin*
Kevin: “Impossible…”
ua-cam.com/video/g58Y834tUUo/v-deo.html Finally it's here.
Kid: You heartlessly abandoned me!
Kevin: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
Wasn't expecting Dan Schneider's foot fetish to be referenced, but makes sense on the path to villainy, I guess
Nothing against people who like feet, just Dan Schneider's habit of involving kids
I have one too and I don't understand why people think it's weird when people like butts and stuff too. Just a body part like anything else, plus feet are hot to me
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 The difference is Dan let it influence his work, which happened to involve younger actors. That'd be bad regardless of body-part.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 True, but Dan Schneider's foot fetish is not the thing that people find weird about that situation.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 You do you, I've honestly no issues with it, just a Dan Schneider thing, since it really seeped into shows he worked on in the weirdest ways that involved minors
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 found the foot guy
4:30 congrats, you've been found not guilty of uh... refusing to take a court ordered paternity test. No, no, you took it already! lol
"No, we can't kill a child. This game is boring."
Donald Creed: Am I a joke to you?
"How evil can you be in Bitlife?" Not counting the time he joined the Irish Mob, killed tons of people, kept being imprisoned for bajillion of years...
3:42 Rhea Ripley would approve.
Seeing Kevin as a demon is something that you actually expect now.
that's his persona. a terrible person that would kill everyone on games.
I love that the baby kicking gif will never get old
8:58 "who's mother was killed in a car crash" Jesus
Kevin *abandons while singing clown music*
I'm loving the cutaway jokes in this video, they're killing me XD
Thought Kevin would go for the Jim Pickens route of bitlife, because that's the epitome of evil
He seems to have outdone him
In a way he did. Adopting children just to abandon them, killing people because he feel like it, just generally being a terrible person yet suffering no consequences, this are tried and true techniques perfected by Jim and passed over to Eve here. And one could say Eve went the extra mile, going so far as to kill his own family. Something that Jim never did (that we know of).
5:42
How do you fractured a belly button?
the thing that i love about kevin is that he ends up being so funny and witty without really trying to force it at all. the foot joke took me out and it just felt so natural compared to a lot of youtubers when you can just tell they're trying too hard. thanks for the food king 🙏
I'm typing this with my ñòse lòl😊
@@tamigray7717 I'm writing this with my penis lol
"I just inherited 2.5 million dollars! Good things do happen to bad people!"
"I'm suddenly depressed."
Kevin never ceases to make my day
I’ve been binge watching (rewatching really!) the Bitlife and was wondering when you were gonna have another. So happy that the Bitlife Gods have answered my prayers lol.
I recall committing so many heinous acts in Bitlife that my sentence was like 30 billion years.
A child is to much responsibility let’s ghost her. 5 seconds later “yes I want the responsibility of a pet”
"How EVIL can you be in bitlife?"
Translation: Kevin playing bitlife like he always does 😂
"How EVIL can you be in Bitlife"
So just being Kevin in Bitlife
"How evil can you be in bitlife?"
Kevin, you already did "Bitlife but I live my real life" video.
7:01 is like the funniest thing to me and I can’t get over THE NIGHTMARE😂🥲
I never expected to laugh so hard on the std joke..
Btw Kevo I really enjoy the recent content and you experimenting with it and I hope you don’t overwork yourself! Take care 💖
13:30 THERE WAS REALLY A KID NAMED DICK DOMINGUEZ LMFAo
"I think I may have an STD"
"And now back to BitLife"
Damn, am I glad I'm not the only one- I mean GrEaT ViDEo
Did Kevin notice that Morgan's birth parents were both murdered and her behaviour was almost rock bottom? I think he may have dodged a bullet by abandoning that kid....
The editing in this video was everything, it made it so much funnier, i loved it
the man the myth the Kevin! He has come to destroy.
"He has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money."
Kevin's plan to do something REALLY evil fell on 6 minutes. A sign that Kevin is The Beast? Definitely. :)
Forever grateful for more bitlife content I’ve watched the other videos at least 5 times each😂
Love your videos, as always, (don’t tell the other lads but you’re my favorite!) Speaking of lads, do you plan on making any new videos with the lads soon? Me and my sister binged them all and we are awaiting anxiously 🎷🐛
the saddest part of this video was saying goodbye to the nightmare. RIP brain-biting kitty
Kevin Never fails to make me laugh so fucking hard 🤣
Remember kids, serial killers started with animals.
Five six seven eight we think that evils great got me rolling on the floor
5:00 "No thanks, I've brought my lunch."
Kevin: "I don't think they were offering it as a substitute to lunch."
I suspect that Kevin may have never done Adderall before.
8:00 "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87' !?!" Markiplier
I laugh too hard at “ 5678 we think evil is great
can i just say, the editing in these videos as of late is really top notch. I love this new direction.
Why was this episode so especially hilarious, lol
I've missed the good old bit life videos. Been binging them for months
"Weird & Curious" Lmao. This needs to become a movie.
5:16 - Afghanistan Leaders
That Vin Diesel video was the best part 😂
I love this channel, poor nightmare
Couldn't stop laughing
R.I.P. The Nightmare, you were my second favorite cat on this channel.
(First being Pumpkin Pickens obviously)
Kevin becoming Military Genius to Financial Genius
10:47
(Struggles not to laugh)
Rumpleforeskin?!
10:51
(Laughs very hard)
"We had a lot in common"
"*Vomited* up his food before consuming it again"
Kenin is the Hispanic dad that abandons the children 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Kevin for your bitlife content. You reuse some of the jokes but i still like them. Keep doing them pls
3:38 that caught me off guard
14:12
(Snickers)
14:15
(Laughs very hard)
"can we just kill a child? No? This game is boring."- him, probably
This is actually a normal day for the Kevin, he is in his natural habitat ready to murder again in his favorite game Bitlife.
Eve Hill looks like Tony Stark with those glasses and goatee
I am concerned by Kevin’s hate for jimbo
The stardew music playing for his dad was great
1:15 How else do you think the poop gets out of portable toilets
Lamebrain STAYS in my vocabulary bc of this video llollllll its so unexpected every time
Him picking clown really fits with everything edit: wait how did abandoning the child cure the depression lol
2 seconds of stardew valley soundtrack 👀
The way you said "family" got me
This is amazing😂😂😂1:04
No, Kevin. To abandon a child, you must first move to another country with the child, abandon them in the new country, then move back to the old country!
He would probably be abducted by Jigsaw if anybody of their clan knew what he did in BitLife lol 😂
I imagine Eve Hill looking like agent 47
My stomach hurts from laughing at the vin diesel bit
R I P The Nightmare. He lived a good life.
The clown music :D:D:D
Thank you, Kevin, never change! :D
I love Kevin saying can’t be a nun because he’s killed a few people when he’s a guy
4:59
Wait, Why was Hugh Neutron playing Yu-Gi-Oh?
That nickelodeon joke was so subtle lmao
Bitlife? Yes. I yearned for this.
I love the fact that everytime u read "Adios" u always said the same thing about your spanish lmao.
the nickelodeon joke caught me off guard, i‘m now overthinking life again
He doesn’t need protection he is a dangerous man lmfaooo
He’s evil cause his name is Eve. He’s had to prepare to fight all of his life.
Only Kevin could somehow play this game, adopt kids, then instantly abandon thme
RIP Nightmare, we will miss you, same for Zxevil Sniperz
1:44 and now back to Kevin
6:48 and now back to Kevin
I once made a character named ryomen sukuna, i had cleared an entire prison courtyard, TWICE, escaped, and murdered some more
5:05 the reason it says that is probably because Adderall is an appetite suppressant!
One, Two, Three, Four,
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
We believe Kevin is really great.
🔥🍖🔥GO, KEVIN!🔥🍖🔥
I love how me and Sir Call Me got the same headphones at the same time
"I guess I could go work at Nickelodeon"
Kevin no
Ive known this game for A LOT, and i just enjoy creating a new life, itzs just amzing!!
Recommend 100x!!
xoxo
Wilikers is a w lawyer
Lmao the fact Kevin plays this as evil get to start he gets all that he wants
Guys everything is life in real life, if u murder ur parents in bitlife but my scareness doesn't let me do it it feels like happening in real life idk i'm just scared, this video cheered me up.
6 days ago vin diesel sad and crying became 6 years old
I was once asked at an interview what animal I would be, and I was kinda nervous and couldn’t really think of anything so I just said a dog. She gave me a bit of a weird look and said “hmm, I would’ve said a deer” with no further context and just moved along with the rest of the questions
You and Kevin both probably cause of getting in the way of those cars
Why the fuck would she say deer? 😂😂 I would give her a weird look too
Maybe she said you'd be a deer because you were nervous and looked like a deer in the headlights
@@nessaplays23 Got startled in the headlights!
Why is that a question? I assume this was a job interview? Yeah I'd like to work here so I don't fuckin' starve on the streets, why does it matter what animal I would be
I'm so glad there are no job interviews in this country
"He once abandoned his very own son!"
Eve: Do you know how little that narrows it down?
@Joshua Roehl Finally, i have a thermonuclear warhead.
@Joshua Roehl Dad, it's me. I've been kidnapped and locked in the basement by the manager of the minimart at the corner of the street. Please save me dad, I don't want to suffer anymore. I'm begging you. I don't have much time left, please!
@Joshua Roehl Unless it's the guy who killed Mr. Cho from Dr. Frost being run over by a 16 wheeler truck then I don't want it
Although if it's Cheat from Guardians of the Video Game being run over instead, then I don't mind making exceptions...
(Why yes, this is indeed shameless fandom promotion in disguise! I have reached a new level of desperation.)
lo
Didn't even spare an spaceship for him bro
Kevin: *tries to be evil.*
Also Kevin: *isn't as evil as most of his other bitlife playthroughs.*
But yet still outdoes Jim Pickens
i mean,he killed a person
edit: RIGHT HE DOES THAT EVERY TIME OOPS