YMS: After Earth (Part 1)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer 10 років тому +4432

    Will Smith is raising and pruning Jayden for acting so he can one day switch brains with him and continue to be the fresh prince forever.

    • @ryanschneider115
      @ryanschneider115 5 років тому +214

      My god. It’s genius! Plus it would be very easy to switch since Jayden has no brains to be removed!

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 5 років тому +208

      I don’t think he needs to worry about that. Will Smith hasn’t aged since 1990, and I doubt he’ll start doing it anytime soon.

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 4 роки тому +39

      I see a fresh prince prequel already, before he was sent to uncle phil

    • @stepf2892
      @stepf2892 4 роки тому +7

      MOND BLOWN

    • @maraina6814
      @maraina6814 4 роки тому +55

      But now that Jayden doesn't act anymore he just has to Gemini Man everything

  • @ashburystreet
    @ashburystreet 8 років тому +2778

    While I was watching this I heard a noise upstairs and my first thought was "Will Smith is coming to kill me for laughing at his son"

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 8 років тому +214

      I doubt it. I'm pretty sure Will even laughs at Jaden too.

    • @andreiasimov33
      @andreiasimov33 8 років тому +79

      I'm not that sure about that, look at the part where his Jaden is deep, 'the atoms, the frequency....' mg...

    • @addadu8031
      @addadu8031 7 років тому +22

      Ethan Haight that would be a very entertaining movie

    • @MattJDave
      @MattJDave 7 років тому +23

      DENIED

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +9

      Ethan Haight I'm more afraid of WS than God! At least I know Will exist and might be wrathful if I laugh too hard at his beloved son.

  • @okey7281
    @okey7281 8 років тому +4116

    "I'd bring Jaden"
    well that was a big middle finger to your other children

    • @Opalaisha
      @Opalaisha 8 років тому +195

      Right. Lmfao!

    • @MaxMustermann-go8xf
      @MaxMustermann-go8xf 8 років тому +675

      "... and I will only take you with me because you would die for me." Nice.

    • @joeganbogan270
      @joeganbogan270 8 років тому +5

      op

    • @okey7281
      @okey7281 8 років тому +11

      OI, JOSUKE! o p

    • @joeganbogan270
      @joeganbogan270 8 років тому +10

      +okey uh-oh!
      you friccin moron!
      you just lost something precious!

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 5 років тому +2220

    "I invited him to my birthday party... which he didn't come to."
    There is a secret sadness in this interview

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia 4 роки тому +85

      Jan Berkemeier well then again it’s a bit of a tall order to expect will smith to show up at your bday party

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 роки тому +267

      @@DodaGarcia , really adds insult to injury that Will Smith's "happy birthday call" seems more like a thinly veiled pitch for his movie, though.

    • @sydneyzubatch8823
      @sydneyzubatch8823 4 роки тому +11

      nanaland reference

    • @frankbutch323
      @frankbutch323 4 роки тому +13

      So M. Night is secretly yunyun

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers 4 роки тому +79

      Wait for an interview he does with Will right across from him where Will says, "But you never invited me to your birthday party!" And Shyamalan snipes back with, "But that's not the truth, Will..."

  • @JoJo-wx7dp
    @JoJo-wx7dp 5 років тому +8138

    best thing about Adam's videos is you can't really tell if they were made 5 months ago or 5 years ago

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 5 років тому +145

      he said he just saw it in theatres lmfao

    • @fleshchild
      @fleshchild 5 років тому +82

      5 months later,

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 5 років тому +8

      @@fleshchild yeah XD

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton 5 років тому +22

      Same with this comment.

    • @Synky
      @Synky 5 років тому +2

      Soooo trueeee

  • @kenthefele113
    @kenthefele113 2 роки тому +2370

    This review has aged remarkably well. Adam's commentary of the Smith family turned out to be very accurate. They are not a healthy family at all.

    • @xbmpr
      @xbmpr 2 роки тому +105

      He usually has opinions I generally align with and his style of editing has always been pretty high tier.

    • @ddm7833
      @ddm7833 2 роки тому +20

      It's crazy right?!

    • @goingunder2548
      @goingunder2548 2 роки тому +227

      Seriously I never considered how weird the Smith family is until the Oscars incident. They feel like they've been ripped right out of some weird fanfiction. No wonder the oldest stays far away from the limelight.

    • @fakeytube6698
      @fakeytube6698 2 роки тому +17

      Tbh it wasn’t that deep of a dig.

    • @logeymusic
      @logeymusic 2 роки тому +88

      Right? Even the fact that he didn't show to M. Nights birthday, than rang to apologize but really ask him to produce a movie lmaoo

  • @prettyface146
    @prettyface146 2 роки тому +459

    Eight years later and my brother and I still use the “urgh, can’t sleep. Too many gravitons” all the time

    • @kenthefele113
      @kenthefele113 Рік тому +24

      It’s so fucking funny.

    • @PebkioNomare
      @PebkioNomare 7 місяців тому +3

      It pops into my head once every few months and I end up rewatching the review almost every time.

  • @shikuthetempest
    @shikuthetempest 4 роки тому +2196

    "I'd bring my son with me on an alien planet because he would die for me"
    My dude. That's a little horrifying.

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 4 роки тому +260

      Well he's gotta eat somehow

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +9

      PHRASING!!
      XD

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS 3 роки тому +182

      Most parents would prefer to die before their children. Not Will Smith, apparently...

    • @blacklivesorblackvotes2985
      @blacklivesorblackvotes2985 3 роки тому +115

      @@AdonanS Hot Take: Jaden Smith secretly can act but chooses not to to fuck over Will for revenge 😂😂

    • @katatat2030
      @katatat2030 3 роки тому +5

      @@blacklivesorblackvotes2985 same with singing I guess

  • @baronvonbullcrap3673
    @baronvonbullcrap3673 8 років тому +2969

    I am fully convinced this was Will smiths punishment to Jaden
    Will : Jaden for the last time I said clean your room
    Jaden : Later dad i have a really philosophical tweet world needs right now
    Will : That's it I'm calling shyamalan and you're gonna be in his next movie
    Jaden : you are the worst dad ever and i'robot wasn't even good
    Will : one more word and i swear to god i can get Uwe boll on the line right now.
    Jaden : .......
    Will : I thought so

    • @TiredWarVet1
      @TiredWarVet1 8 років тому +41

      😂😂😂

    • @celestialbunny6935
      @celestialbunny6935 8 років тому +44

      LOL

    • @jviation737
      @jviation737 8 років тому +218

      *DENIED, SIT DOWN!*

    • @limesquare1093
      @limesquare1093 7 років тому +242

      no it went like this
      Will: For gods sakes Jaden clean yo room
      Jaden: Not now dad I'm tryna find the meaning of life
      Will: I'm done with you. You're starring in the next shyamalalan film
      Jaden: no dad I don't wanna
      Will: too bad
      Jaden: could I at least pick the scenario
      Will: DENIED SIT DOWN

    • @jviation737
      @jviation737 7 років тому +37

      John Smith *Exquisite*

  • @PlanetZoidstar
    @PlanetZoidstar 6 років тому +3855

    "Permission to have a good movie, sir."
    *"DENIED!"*

    • @LoverOfManyArts
      @LoverOfManyArts 5 років тому +9

      XD

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 5 років тому +16

      You're profile picture makes it better 😂

    • @arandomperson8646
      @arandomperson8646 5 років тому +24

      what's funny is that will smith in real life is very charismatic and likable, while Jaden's a bit more emotionally repressed. but in the movie, will smith is supposed to be really cold and emotionless and Jaden is supposed to be the main character.

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar 4 роки тому +2

      @@gadielgonzalez2755 "Your profile picture makes it better...?"
      SIR!

    • @pjnoonan1423
      @pjnoonan1423 4 роки тому +5

      "You do realize I'm a high lord of Terra, right?"
      "You do realize that... Access, *Denied.* "

  • @AlexanderEddy
    @AlexanderEddy 8 років тому +2359

    how can movie reviews be real if movies aren't real

  • @catdogsking8658
    @catdogsking8658 2 роки тому +347

    My wife and I went to this movie for our first date. We have been together for 9 years now. I think it may have been a shared trauma that made our relationship strong.

    • @shelina.maddrey7566
      @shelina.maddrey7566 2 роки тому +7

      Typical millennial getting "traumatized" over fiction

    • @absentdemon0995
      @absentdemon0995 2 роки тому +91

      @@shelina.maddrey7566 typical boomer not understanding a joke

    • @bozotheclown1142
      @bozotheclown1142 2 роки тому +25

      Should have went to see GI Jane

    • @catdogsking8658
      @catdogsking8658 2 роки тому +12

      @@absentdemon0995 I couldn’t have said it better.

    • @ugh9671
      @ugh9671 2 роки тому +1

      Gross

  • @emotionalfriend3864
    @emotionalfriend3864 6 років тому +1955

    Dude it is so painful to watch Jaden and Will do joint interviews. Holy fuck. You can just FEEL the engineering there. Like when Jaden says something that could be misconstrued as bad and reflect poorly on Will so he says the exact opposite and completely contradicts himself so that everyone will laugh and forget about what he said before.
    All of Jaden's deep thought spazzery is part teenage angst and part his entire life revolving around either trying to impress his dad or trying not to disappoint or embarrass his dad. It's really sad actually. I've been there.

    • @thepossessor
      @thepossessor 5 років тому +80

      His dad also likes to French kiss his son

    • @canineuniversity1015
      @canineuniversity1015 5 років тому +125

      Jaden is the product of having so much money education becomes irrelevant and living in California

    • @richierich6623
      @richierich6623 5 років тому +11

      wow , you're so fucking right . i never noticed that before .

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 років тому +8

      What's a dad though?

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому +56

      It's ridiculous..
      I mean the pandering, how will repeats what he says like it's profound or deep and it's just nonsense
      I mean.. The accents alone.. major sci fi faux paus. Call an apple an apple.. not a goorkwob, just like you no don't change basic names, don't throw together a ham fisted accent and expect rookie actors to pull it off
      But yeah, Will Smith is better than Travolta or Cruise at acting human, but they're still insane scientologists
      Alien ghosts make you sad Jayden, go get another e meter reading to release opiates in your brain
      That way he fawns over him, repeating and encouraging his hollow ramblings like they're deep, and just rambling about crap related to the movie
      They're both just so awkward and will just seems like he doesn't know how to act around his goofy ass kid

  • @bryanchu5379
    @bryanchu5379 8 років тому +262

    it has to have a stickiness and if there's that stickiness there then I go oh yeah yeah we can stick ideas onto the film because of its stickiness so all my films are very sticky - M Night Shamylan

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 8 років тому +1

      I have to stick the stickiest sticky to a sticky film that has a certain sticky stickiness

    • @delta6244
      @delta6244 8 років тому +87

      His movies are very easy to stick to because they're covered in shit.

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 5 років тому +2599

    _"I thought maybe he had a speech impediment."_
    Your Mother is a legend. Please tell her.

    • @ConfuzzledTomato
      @ConfuzzledTomato 5 років тому +154

      U can see where he got his wit from

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 2 роки тому +16

      @@ConfuzzledTomato Also his voice

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 2 роки тому +5

      did we ever saw his dad??

    • @stephenwest6738
      @stephenwest6738 2 роки тому +16

      I also love that his mom has the same base knowledge of knowing m night sucks

  • @bl8388
    @bl8388 Рік тому +122

    My favorite part was when Will warned his son that 1. Humans haven't been on earth in many thousands of years and 2. Every new animal on earth evolved specifically to kill us (humans).
    Imagine having the goal to continually improve at killing a species you have never met.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake Рік тому +8

      Natural selection definitely did a few backflips in this movie 😄

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 3 місяці тому +1

      It's like being the best mammoth hunter in the world lmao

  • @RySL66
    @RySL66 7 років тому +1730

    "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - M. Night Shyamalan

    • @malis9045
      @malis9045 6 років тому +87

      The Irony

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 6 років тому +47

      So... he started as a hero *The Sixth Sense* And eventually became a villain *Last Airbender* 🤔

    • @rem9142
      @rem9142 6 років тому +6

      Wait really he said that?? I knew the name always struck me familiar lol thought that was like a poet or something from the 20th century

    • @squidward8125
      @squidward8125 6 років тому +47

      [] Jem the original quote was from Harvey Dent in 2008 batman.

    • @mechcannon
      @mechcannon 6 років тому +4

      +[] Jem ...

  • @Beepoison
    @Beepoison 8 років тому +2648

    Jaden Smith= *Says something stupid*
    Will Smith= That is deep!

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes 8 років тому +26

      +Soul Knight ...In the ocean of asinine.

    • @ButlerWoodstock
      @ButlerWoodstock 8 років тому +8

      Why Would You Say Such A Thing About My Favorite Love Bud ?

    • @womanofcubesdestroyerof4th623
      @womanofcubesdestroyerof4th623 8 років тому +8

      +Ittoqqortoormiit “ᐃᓄᔨᒌᑦᑑᓗᐊᖅᑐᑎᒃ” From the Land of Green that's deep

    • @RicoSalamander
      @RicoSalamander 8 років тому +13

      ur nasty and a bitch

    • @ElPincheDruk
      @ElPincheDruk 8 років тому +1

      +crazystairs712 If the poop is deep, gotta get some fiber, constipation can be not so deep

  • @marcelljambor2529
    @marcelljambor2529 6 років тому +2266

    "I even produced the other actor" well played.

    • @alvinyakitori8720
      @alvinyakitori8720 6 років тому +173

      jambi Jambii Will played

    • @mag866
      @mag866 6 років тому +11

      Nice

    • @gamerthehoopa
      @gamerthehoopa 5 років тому +7

      matt matt you speak the true truth

    • @Anon24052
      @Anon24052 5 років тому +5

      Outstanding move.

    • @merpo2806
      @merpo2806 5 років тому +31

      "The other actor used to be my jizz"

  • @briansadler5225
    @briansadler5225 3 роки тому +448

    It’s so ironic that Will Smith shoved his kids into the spotlight at such a young age which is opposite of what his character in King Richard did with his kids because he wanted them to have a childhood

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Рік тому +31

      Ironically he was a better dad WITH A SCRIPT

    • @BeeryGamer
      @BeeryGamer Рік тому +4

      Because Richard Williams is such a greeeeeat father....

    • @Birdyboys
      @Birdyboys 6 місяців тому

      @@BeeryGamerhe is

  • @cruelcumber5317
    @cruelcumber5317 9 років тому +450

    The twist of the movie is that M. Night is the director.

    • @MrOplef
      @MrOplef 9 років тому +7

      #MONEY

    • @SuperMemeio
      @SuperMemeio 8 років тому +14

      +NuclearUnicorn7 M Night's career is a plot twist , everyone predicted he would be amazing but instead he turned out to be shit.

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 8 років тому

      +SuperMemeio And then he directed the hit Wayward Pines pilot and The Visit...oops

    • @ryanschneider115
      @ryanschneider115 5 років тому

      His greatest twist.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 4 місяці тому

      He's the RNG of movie director

  • @LoadPast
    @LoadPast 9 років тому +750

    "No I mean technically when you land in a plane it's a controlled crash land, so technically we have crash landed on earth."
    -Jaden Smith
    Honestly I used to say shit similar to this to my parents, but my dad would tell me to shut the fuck up.

    • @raaaaaaaaaam496
      @raaaaaaaaaam496 9 років тому +22

      Yeah like really is crashing into a planet not a crash landing? What was he even trying to say?!?!!?!? I used to say stuff like that thought too.

    • @greyanimator4005
      @greyanimator4005 9 років тому +13

      +GamingRanger I'm sorry I understand this, but he said that landing is crashing but it's controlled.

    • @LoadPast
      @LoadPast 9 років тому +11

      +Grey Animator yeah but that's stupid lol

    • @greyanimator4005
      @greyanimator4005 9 років тому

      watsupjew Exactly like him.

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes 8 років тому

      +watsupjew it would've made more sense if the word "crash" was removed from the statement. obvious, but sensible.

  • @vinesauce
    @vinesauce 10 років тому +2040

    Holy fuck, that M. Night Shyamalan horror reel in the beginning made me howl with laughter.

    • @streight4lk
      @streight4lk 10 років тому +48

      who can blame michael scott even though a more natural reaction to those fuckin earthbenders would be to die of laughter. jesus christ that scene gets you every damn time

    • @garfunkeldisco8546
      @garfunkeldisco8546 10 років тому +19

      If this is Vinny, then you probably just snickered like a little shit like you do in all your videos.

    • @jestervaliant423
      @jestervaliant423 10 років тому +39

      I'm gonna scream, Vinesauce watches YMS?? MY TWO WORLDS ARE COLLIDING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE!!!

    • @3692Halo
      @3692Halo 10 років тому +7

      viny??joel?

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 3 роки тому +3

      6 years later...

  • @Aspi3Gam3r
    @Aspi3Gam3r 2 роки тому +1205

    Chris Rock: "Permission to make a joke about your wife's hair falling out?"
    Will Smith: *SLAP* "DENIED! KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!"

    • @camron3255
      @camron3255 2 роки тому +43

      This funny af tbh

    • @mysticmind4563
      @mysticmind4563 2 роки тому +20

      Celebrities; the breeding ground for memes and gossip.

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 Рік тому

      In fairness, his wife's boyfriend was busting his chops pretty hard that week.

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 Рік тому +8

      That moment still gets me lol

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh Рік тому +6

      DENIED!

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 8 років тому +1433

    when there's three parts to a YMS review, you know its a shitty movie

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 7 років тому +18

      Marc Alcatraz so coolcat saves the kids (it has 2 part) was not really a very shitty movie?

    • @pianosnake7028
      @pianosnake7028 7 років тому +31

      Marc Alcatraz I'm sorry but faithful finding and cool cat are FUCKING masterpieces

    • @thatsnothing
      @thatsnothing 7 років тому +10

      if a movie has any parts on this channel, its shitty.

    • @shiztain3144
      @shiztain3144 7 років тому

      Marc Alcatraz gg

    • @JatzekPole
      @JatzekPole 7 років тому +1

      ya dun goofed up nau

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly 6 років тому +935

    9:25 That is the most disturbing thing I have ever heard. What parent would even entertain the idea of their kid giving up their life for them rather than the other way around? I'm really sad for those kids.

    • @johnyreyes3567
      @johnyreyes3567 5 років тому +45

      I'm pretty sure it was just a joke dude

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 5 років тому +105

      Casual reminder that Willow Smith actually committed self harm because she was so unhappy that her father FORCED her to do Whip My Hair and become a national laughingstock. True facts, look it up.

    • @dizzee6089
      @dizzee6089 5 років тому +20

      @@StoutShako damn fr?

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 5 років тому +42

      @@StoutShako That's not true lol. Nowhere does she say it's because "her dad forced her to do it" or literally anything about her dad playing a part in why she began cutting.

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 роки тому +15

      I hear parent say they have kids for someone to take care of them when there old

  • @Crimson_Tango
    @Crimson_Tango 10 років тому +516

    I had to mute the part with the girl in the classroom talking on the microphone, i tried to get through it but it was just too painful.

    • @thejoojoo9999
      @thejoojoo9999 10 років тому +25

      Exactly, same thing for me.

    • @camerabox1
      @camerabox1 10 років тому +120

      should i set up a support group for his?
      "survivors of that one scene"

    • @thejoojoo9999
      @thejoojoo9999 10 років тому +15

      The Camera Box
      Absolutly

    • @arenasification
      @arenasification 10 років тому +76

      definitely one of the most embarrassing things ever ... and the look of Will Smith afterwards! I crriiinged!

    • @Supermariosupervideo
      @Supermariosupervideo 10 років тому +15

      I can't. I can't.

  • @WelfareChrist
    @WelfareChrist 3 роки тому +137

    I love howWill Smith couldn’t even be bothered to attend M. Night’s birthday to pitch his film but just does it over the phone later after pretending to apologize.

  • @thiagodunadan
    @thiagodunadan 9 років тому +638

    This video is kinda painfull to watch because of how embarrassing the interviews (and the movie) are.

    • @Keurgui1
      @Keurgui1 9 років тому +99

      That *awkward moment* empathy

    • @bobbyguzman2570
      @bobbyguzman2570 9 років тому +37

      The google plus part hurt me.

    • @Thatonedude917
      @Thatonedude917 9 років тому +8

      +Thiago Monteiro
      Yeah Will and Jayden are definitely cringy

    • @ComputerLearning0
      @ComputerLearning0 8 років тому +1

      +Thiago Monteiro Amen to that...

    • @narata1541
      @narata1541 8 років тому +30

      Are the interviews embarassing? Does that make it something? Or nothing? Are all interviews blue that crashed into embarassement?

  • @emotionalfriend3864
    @emotionalfriend3864 6 років тому +267

    9:11 this is a beautiful encapsulation of the relationship Will has with his kids and how that love is not what he makes out to be. Think about that answer. If he was crash-landed on a planet rather than being happy that it was just him with his family safe somewhere else he'd rather them BOTH be stranded on an unknown planet essentially sentencing them both to death rather than just himself. When answering stream of consciousness this is what he unwittingly describes his relationship with Jaden as. Worse yet is his explanation that he'd bring Jaden not because he loves him and couldn't bear to never see him again, but because Jaden would "die for him".
    He was so anxious to virtue signal how much he loves his son that he sprinted headlong into pretty much the worst possible answer you could give. Hats off to Megan from Boston because that innocuous question elicited possibly the realest look we've ever gotten into the reality of Will Smith the off-camera father.

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 6 років тому +41

      My goodness
      All trees are blue

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 5 років тому +24

      I'm not a fanboy of Will/Jaden Smith, i'm not even a fan at all really, but i think you're reading a bit too deep into what happened there. I haven't watched the whole clip, but it seems as though Will had no idea that question was coming up, so in the moment, he made up an answer that he didn't fully think through.

    • @emotionalfriend3864
      @emotionalfriend3864 5 років тому +41

      @@Manglet762 That's the entire point though. He wasn't crafting an answer and that's what he said when his guard was down. The point was that everything about Will's family is not about his family, but about Will.
      Honestly I don't know if I believe that his answer would've been different had he known the question ahead of time. Something tells me that the realization that I came to about his answer would not have come to him.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 роки тому +6

      I think he was just referencing the movie lmao

    • @NotRay1995
      @NotRay1995 2 роки тому +3

      Never forget 9/11

  • @nostalgiaturtle9062
    @nostalgiaturtle9062 6 років тому +804

    YMS was one of the first gamers to say "We live in a society". What an amazing visionary.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 роки тому +51

      Yeeaaaaah, but he didn’t even say the N word so can he even be called a gamer?

    • @yourlocalbicronoverlord
      @yourlocalbicronoverlord 4 роки тому +28

      Neal true AND he’s gay so how can he hate minorities if he’s also a minority?

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 роки тому +6

      Ze Corn King the minority of long-haired men?

    • @ok-xs2oo
      @ok-xs2oo 4 роки тому +21

      @@yourlocalbicronoverlord hes also a furry lmfao

    • @POTUSOfficial
      @POTUSOfficial 4 роки тому +3

      @@ok-xs2oo welp not a gamer

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 2 роки тому +47

    Jaden’s laugh honestly sounds like he’s crying, which is almost a kind of sad metaphor, because even when he’s happy, he’s still crying.

  • @triplecastsleep1924
    @triplecastsleep1924 6 років тому +576

    Watching Will Smith with Jaden in interviews is some of the most uncomfortable shit I've ever seen. I can't imagine what kind of issues it's causing his other children.

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 5 років тому +8

      His older son from his first marriage doesn't rally talk to him and hasn't for a long time, as for his daughter williow: she's just as up her own ass as jayden is.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 5 років тому +62

      @@Hammerhead547 Wrong. She actually committed self harm because of the pressure Will put on her during the whole Whip My Hair thing. His kids deserve sympathy, not judgement. Will nearly drove his fucking daughter to commit suicide because of the expectations he put on her, like wtf.

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 5 років тому +18

      Stout Shako poor willow I feel so bad for her I don’t care if she’s rich and has a famous dad she still shouldn’t have to go through that shit because of her father

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +14

      ​@@rhodopisdenile8977 , well, as we've seen with the case of Britney Spears, a parent can take a child actor/singer and force them to perform for their own profit or other personal gain.
      I was a teenager when Spears started having very public mental health crises, and I judged and mocked her like most everyone else at the time. I fully did not understand the context and did not try to understand.
      I am glad to see that people generally seem to be more aware of the abuse that child stars are often subjected to, so there's more empathy and less judgment. The entertainment industry as a whole is a very predatory and abusive industry.

  • @sarah3396
    @sarah3396 8 років тому +239

    ugh this is so cringey to watch...the interviews with jaden and will, i mean. oh my god holy shit

  • @New.World.Cinema
    @New.World.Cinema 6 років тому +2016

    you were supposed to review the movie not dismantle his family

  • @ac8911
    @ac8911 2 роки тому +666

    Rewatching this after the slap. I want to enjoy the pure insanity that is Will Smith.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 роки тому +32

      Unfortunately when in an actual movie, Will Smith is as boring as a slapless Oscars.

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 2 роки тому +19

      That was 4 weeks ago? God damn.

    • @thefrey9588
      @thefrey9588 2 роки тому +6

      @@jffry890 i know right?

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 2 роки тому +11

      @@jffry890 Time flies by way too fast.

    • @Thelittlepeachboy101
      @Thelittlepeachboy101 2 роки тому +6

      @@MisterDutch93 Too fast

  • @cyanmanta
    @cyanmanta 8 років тому +108

    I blame Will Smith for every bad thing about this movie. Shyamalan's reputation for shit was well established at this point, and Will still chose to work with him. And he was clearly more excited about the prospect of this movie than Jaden was. To me, this movie is a Will Smith ego trip disguised as a father/son project. If you two want to bond and have family time, fine, but leave the rest of America out of it.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +8

      cyanmanta I agree but... The whole world suffered through it! : (

  • @sammcd9732
    @sammcd9732 8 років тому +281

    Will: (talking about Jaden): Just based on our relationship, I know you'd be willing to give your life for me.
    Jaden: ummm
    I can't believe you could have so much of an ego that you would state that your son would give your life for you. Your son.

    • @billmcreary1092
      @billmcreary1092 7 років тому +12

      Samuel McD Will Smith is to famous to die!!

    • @Nolan65775
      @Nolan65775 7 років тому +85

      Will: Okay son, we're in a strange and hostile environment but what we need to do is stay calm and don't panic.
      Jaden: How are you so relaxed?! I'm freaking out right now!
      Will: Well, I'm okay because I have you.
      Jaden: W-Wow Dad, that's...that's so nice of you to say.
      Will: Yeah, I mean if something dangerous comes around then I can just use you as a human shield!
      Jaden: Wait WHAT?!
      Will: Of course! As your father it is your duty to protect and take care of me even if it costs you your life!
      Jaden: B-But shouldn't it be the other way around? As in 'YOU' would protect 'ME' with 'YOUR' life? I'm your son!
      Will: Don't be selfish Jaden!

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 6 років тому +12

      That's why I don't like him as much as others do. The guy's charismatic as fuck but he ends up being pretty egotistical and fake with his smiles and sweet words. You get the feeling that he isn't really genuine.

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 6 років тому +8

      The most fucked up thing I could ever imagine a parent saying. And right to his kid's face and he didn't see anything wrong about it.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому

      @@bananatiergod I still love him in MiB. But outside of the silver screen.... no.

  • @parkerfrench3103
    @parkerfrench3103 6 років тому +868

    I didn't even know there was a Trey Smith

  • @halcyonspiral
    @halcyonspiral 2 роки тому +190

    All the emotion he bottled up for this performance was finally uncorked last week.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Рік тому +1

      O
      M
      G
      XD

    • @marcoe.3314
      @marcoe.3314 Рік тому +10

      It’s not his fault there were too many graviton vibrations and it was stressing him out

  • @simless282
    @simless282 7 років тому +620

    Jaden looks like hes about to cry all the time

  • @hammerheadshark45
    @hammerheadshark45 8 років тому +1121

    "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" - Jaden Smith

    • @hammerheadshark45
      @hammerheadshark45 8 років тому +71

      ***** "Most Trees Are Blue"

    • @calebhu6383
      @calebhu6383 8 років тому +61

      +hammerheadshark45 Jaden Smith contradicts himself. He says that trees are blue, and then says "Trees Are Never Sad". WTF?

    • @crusty.kamikaze
      @crusty.kamikaze 8 років тому +89

      How can you drink a drink but can't food a food

    • @hammerheadshark45
      @hammerheadshark45 8 років тому +15

      but can you drink a food?

    • @TheHeroOfTime1998
      @TheHeroOfTime1998 8 років тому +22

      soup

  • @mah5191
    @mah5191 6 років тому +836

    The way these clips are isolated, Will Smith comes off as a very creepy guy.

  • @headphonic8
    @headphonic8 2 роки тому +225

    Language 1000 years in the future would be literally incomprehensible to us now. Not just some kooky accent. Average people can't even understand the Canterbury Tales spoken aloud, let alone Beowulf. Give it a try

    • @quietone2674
      @quietone2674 2 роки тому +32

      Honestly, even half that time would be difficult. At my local library I managed to find a copy of Gulliver's Travels written in the original 16th century print. You know, back when the "s" looked like "f". It was readable, but I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a learning curve when starting it out.

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 2 роки тому +10

      They could just talk normaly while make sure people understand they don´t actualy speak English for example with writing. Similiar how show Vikings do it or every dubbed version of (not just) American movie where English is not first language.

    • @USMC49er
      @USMC49er 2 роки тому +20

      Latin was the most popularized language among the Roman empire.
      Now it is considered a dead language over a thousand years later. Only used for research and how to spell and pronounce words in kid's spelling bees.

    • @That2J
      @That2J 2 роки тому +2

      I’m half convinced you’re right, but I also figure that now we have the internet and content that will be easily accessible forever we are heading for a significant language stagnation the likes of which has never been seen in human history.
      Also humanity will destroy itself within a thousand years anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @jojbenedoot7459
      @jojbenedoot7459 2 роки тому +9

      @@That2J to be clear, we have seen a very similar situation. Standard Arabic has held itself to the language of the Qu'ran ever since the book was written

  • @MancoThe
    @MancoThe 9 років тому +241

    If newborn babies could speak they would probably tell tales of absolute horror. Who would want to be stuck inside another person for 9 months?!

    • @troubleinbound
      @troubleinbound 8 років тому +51

      Each child would be born doing a monologue that would put the works of HP Lovecraft to shame.

    • @Nolan65775
      @Nolan65775 8 років тому +22

      "I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT MAN!!"

    • @malis9045
      @malis9045 6 років тому +2

      They don't even have enough brain cells to remember what happened two seconds ago,so how could they tell what was it like to be a bunch of cells?

    • @umok8433
      @umok8433 5 років тому +6

      I bet it was comfy

    • @Luzmaldita577
      @Luzmaldita577 5 років тому +3

      @@malis9045 Why are you the way you are

  • @chromasus9983
    @chromasus9983 7 років тому +190

    Shyamalan directed this movie. That's the *twist!*

    • @danielfindura2569
      @danielfindura2569 6 років тому +5

      Chromasus wouldn't the real twist be if Will Smith directed it

  • @anthonyhiebert8491
    @anthonyhiebert8491 8 років тому +72

    A solid minute and fifteen seconds dedicated to Shyamalan Shock.
    Respect.

  • @GBart
    @GBart 4 роки тому +70

    I love how the poster for After Earth in that one Shyamalan interview makes it look like Will and Jadyn are just staring at him in disbelief and anger.

  • @dwright3252
    @dwright3252 6 років тому +624

    He invited Will Smith to his birthday party and he didn't come
    😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 6 років тому +98

      I love when he emphasizes how Will has 20 projects on the go and he just about looks into the camera and says "I have 0 projects!" lmao. One day he's just gonna start screaming "I directed Sixth Sense, don't you assholes remember me!?"

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 5 років тому +36

      @@s871-c1q "0 is something"

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 5 років тому +23

      DENIED

    • @dizzee6089
      @dizzee6089 4 роки тому +14

      M. Night.... Wtf happened to you?

    • @forcedtohaveahandle
      @forcedtohaveahandle 4 роки тому +1

      Yeet Man arrogance or being a one-trick pony?

  • @Pugalicious1233
    @Pugalicious1233 7 років тому +242

    Hold up
    Didn’t show up to M Night’s birthday party but asked to have a movie made for his kid??
    Who doesn’t like potential free cake and alcohol smh

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin 6 років тому +25

      because parties, especially birthday parties, are the most awkward and forced things ever.

  • @wokieleaks6929
    @wokieleaks6929 9 років тому +412

    "We had a linguist come in and breakdown what language would be used 1000 years in the future."
    And it's modern English with a slightly bizarre twang? Are you sure the linguist wasn't just a homeless man who realized M. Night Shyamalan is a moron who would pay him if he pretended to be a linguist?

    • @TheInvisiblesTJD
      @TheInvisiblesTJD 9 років тому +87

      ayo das deep

    • @pucakuro
      @pucakuro 9 років тому +16

      +J.R. Ireland That guy got a paycheck for bsing his way around Will Smith, a guy that believes in space gods and alien ghosts, that's pretty sweet.

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 9 років тому +10

      That Linguist was most likely right. English WILL grow to be alot more common in the feature than it is now, and as it spreads and grows, it may pick up little bits of the languages it replaces

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 9 років тому

      ***** I didn't ignore the other languages. They will eventually be phased out and replaced. Sorta like what happened with latin

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 8 років тому +1

      ***** " around Mediterranean Sea"
      thats not exactly a diverse area.
      every content on earth now has at least one english speaking population, and many countries like canada, the us, britain, australia, etc speak predominantly english

  • @treefingers6572
    @treefingers6572 2 роки тому +73

    That blinking, almost teary-eyed anger when he says "DENIED, SIT DOWN👇" looks a lot like how he looked at Chris Rock from the audience.
    I'm not saying it's the same emotion, he's acting here... I think

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Рік тому +5

      He was acting then, too. Putting on a show to appease his lovi-- well,.. his wife.

  • @Alex-wq5lw
    @Alex-wq5lw 7 років тому +263

    "Zero is an undefined number" *Nerdy cringe* ... Not really, the term "undefined" is undefined, zero is a value...

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 5 років тому +3

      Yes, it's undefined because when you divide by zero all values if you keep doing it regardless of the positive/negative value it always approaches zero even when it logically shouldn't.
      Edit, Yeah, I meant dividing by zero is undefined because it approaches paradoxical infinities. I shouldn't comment while sick but I was bedridden and bored.

    • @andrewandersson
      @andrewandersson 5 років тому +28

      What are you talking about? Dividing by zero is undefined, but zero is a concept even toddlers can understand and it most definitely is a number.

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 років тому +7

      Zero is a whole number.

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 5 років тому +1

      @@thepredator9002 Really? I made a clearly marked edit. I meant dividing by zero is considered undefined because when you actually do it you start reaching paradoxical states of infinity or solutions.
      If I take 1/0 and consider it repeated subtraction from a set until I have nothing left thats:
      1-0-0-0-0 ad infinitum and it'll reach infinity.
      2/0 would be 2-0-0-0-0-0 ad infinitum
      So that would mean that 1=2 which we know is not true so it can't be true 1=/=2.
      Then let's throw in some real math.
      Do 1/1=1, 1/.1=10, 1/.01=100 and you do this and you get 1,000 and 10,000, ad infinitum and you get infinity.
      You can do the same with 1/2, 1/.2, 1/.02 ad infinitum you get infinity.
      So again 1/2 = 1/1 which is 2=1 which isn't true.
      If you do the same thing with a negative integers you end up with negative infinity. You graph it and you get lines that never approach zero.
      Zero is a value and null value but a defined value, but I meant to saying dividing by zero makes the result undefined, which was what Jayden Smith was probably thinking about.
      There is no limit.

  • @plmokm33
    @plmokm33 9 років тому +350

    Those clips of Will and Jaden are like a fucking cringe thread all on their own.

    • @beep-beep
      @beep-beep 9 років тому +78

      The girl from the middle school on that Google+ hangout things blinded me with cringe. Really, my eyes were pressed shut because of how hard I was cringing.

    • @Radi0he4d1
      @Radi0he4d1 9 років тому +8

      +The Hiphopopotamus
      And people who had achieved amazing shit have to listen to fifth graders talk because Sony/Universal/whoever paid them ahahaha.

    • @bigguccidracobomptonpirufr1867
      @bigguccidracobomptonpirufr1867 9 років тому +1

      +plmokm33 Wow.. that's deep. That's deeeep.

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 9 років тому +10

      +The Hiphopopotamus We-we-we-we-we....like....have to reuse the reusable things....and--uh.....

    • @Helldog6
      @Helldog6 9 років тому +11

      +TheIrishGamer "Because, we-we... like.. have to... have to make sure that.... our future generations are-are... in trouble.. like we are now"... huh?

  • @Thanathos1991
    @Thanathos1991 5 років тому +1114

    Did you know? The inability to be scared is a sign for low intelligence or for being a psycopath. Good job movie!

    • @Hannah-wr5km
      @Hannah-wr5km 4 роки тому +217

      Luckily, I'm crippled by my own anxiety & fear! Guess I must be a genius & an empath.

    • @alkebulanawah4242
      @alkebulanawah4242 4 роки тому +8

      @@Hannah-wr5km 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 роки тому +74

      Low intelligence? That is...not true.
      Researchers can't even come to a consensus on how to measure intelligence (general intelligence vs. specific intelligences).
      And the parts of the brain related to higher thought are not the same as those that generate fear as an emotional and physiological response.
      It is true that a limited range of emotion is a characteristic of psychopathy, which isn't really an actual psychiatric diagnosis. And people with psychopathic traits can be of average or above average intelligence.

    • @alexandrumarin8981
      @alexandrumarin8981 4 роки тому +65

      @@janeeyre1990 idk, seems pretty straightforward to me. You'd have to be an idiot not to fear some things.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 роки тому +25

      @@alexandrumarin8981 , do you think people with leprosy are idiots for not feeling physical pain?

  • @GabeRott
    @GabeRott 2 роки тому +81

    back after Will's epic oscar performace

  • @OKInfografia
    @OKInfografia 7 років тому +529

    How to screw your kids up? Force them to become superstars from early age, tell them they're awesome at everything they do or say and expose the ridiculousness of it all to the entire world. That's bad parenting right there.

    • @cardboardclock4
      @cardboardclock4 6 років тому +8

      Amen

    • @santiagosancho2317
      @santiagosancho2317 6 років тому

      OMG Carolina, I love your VFX pipeline post, nice to see you here

    • @jonsnor4313
      @jonsnor4313 6 років тому +24

      Jaden could become a decent actor, if his father wouldnt shove him in big movies. Critizice him when he isnt good And get a reality check himself too what good acting actually is.

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 6 років тому +5

      And throw in some Scientology just in case.

    • @justacomedian
      @justacomedian 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, sad thing is he'll probably never be good at it for exactly that reason.

  • @miecraftandmoregames
    @miecraftandmoregames 8 років тому +341

    jaden smith "deep" parts were cringy as hell damn it even hurt

    • @goodbyecruelworld8857
      @goodbyecruelworld8857 7 років тому +46

      "The frequency of the atoms"
      This guy is going to major in particle physics, clearly.

    • @hyungmoney
      @hyungmoney 6 років тому

      Amen thank you for saying this. We need to start an anti Smith movement! Just cause they’re adding so much cringe to the world

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 років тому

      The irony of his best role being in a movie when he was just a child.

  • @StriderOwO
    @StriderOwO 8 років тому +565

    Oh, philosophically, he's up there with the greats. Aristotle, Plato, Confucius, Methhead down my street that forgot how to speak English from too much meth.

  • @moonflower5553
    @moonflower5553 2 роки тому +89

    adam: "Who doesn't like Will Smith?"
    me, watching in 2022: Chris Rock

  • @havoc827
    @havoc827 8 років тому +272

    "When you land in a plane, it's a controlled crash landing..."
    Wtf, does this kid not know the meaning of the word crash? A controlled crash landing just sounds like an oxymoron. Go back to school Jaden.

    • @katringozdzielewski3517
      @katringozdzielewski3517 7 років тому +1

      hadd93 if it's an oxymoron what was 9/11

    • @neighbor472
      @neighbor472 7 років тому +19

      This is what happens when the whole world gets to watch you be an embarassing mid puberty kid :(

    • @evillemperor5447
      @evillemperor5447 7 років тому +8

      If I said that when I was young I'd want my father to smack me...

    • @DarkGreenFire
      @DarkGreenFire 7 років тому +8

      hadd93 ok i know this is a way old comment but most kid celebrities have to be homeschooled and usally dont take it seriously as they want movie money. or maybe their parents want movie money.

    • @NicosMind
      @NicosMind 7 років тому +7

      I would argue that theres a spectrum from landing to crash.

  • @beep-beep
    @beep-beep 9 років тому +338

    Most trees are blue.

    • @username6022
      @username6022 9 років тому +64

      +The Hiphopopotamus That's deep.

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 9 років тому +5

      +The Hiphopopotamus How could mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 9 років тому +4

      +AnIrishComposer Maybe they're the only thing that's real, but everything it shows us is lies. Thus it shows us with eyes that aren't real, but the mirror is real. But then how do we see the lies the mirror shows us, including our eyes?
      You still stump me Jaden! Why? How? I need you to explain your teachings... other than that you are a seriously delusional egotistical teen with parents whom are obsessed with parading their clones... I mean offspring.

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 9 років тому +1

      Sabrina Dean ......that's deep bra.....real deep.

    • @JohnSmith-sw3cw
      @JohnSmith-sw3cw 9 років тому +2

      I think he's trying to say how trees are sad due to the amount of pollution and harm we are causing on the environment

  • @ZetaChamp
    @ZetaChamp 10 років тому +75

    I work as a cashier at walmart and when someone came into my aisle with this movie i told them how bad it was. they quickly put the movie back and then grabbed Iron Giant, best day at work ever!

    • @sofakingimmature
      @sofakingimmature 10 років тому +37

      You also saved a life that day. Karma now owes you.

    • @TheNikolaki8
      @TheNikolaki8 10 років тому +4

      /r/ThatHappened

    • @PaperClipEntertainme
      @PaperClipEntertainme 10 років тому +8

      You are a beautiful person. God bless you.

    • @shantheman9922
      @shantheman9922 10 років тому +5

      hfs from one of the worst movies ever to the best animated movie ever. You are a god and those ppl are forever in your debt

    • @marcd7332
      @marcd7332 9 років тому

      ZetaChamp thanks now i'm going to watch the iron giant for the 183752344 time

  • @SaintMaxxi
    @SaintMaxxi 2 роки тому +51

    This video slaps

  • @BritishTeaFGC
    @BritishTeaFGC 8 років тому +307

    Wait, wait, wait. The "aliens" are still called aliens even though it's the humans who are technically the aliens on this new planet? Or did the "aliens" move to Nova Prime too because they fucked up their planet?

    • @BritishTeaFGC
      @BritishTeaFGC 7 років тому +32

      I appreciate your explanation. If the audience needed to read the book to fully understand the film, then I think they messed up even more than I originally thought.

    • @themightycaolf6549
      @themightycaolf6549 7 років тому +1

      Man Mexicans gotta confuse everything.

    • @oscarsamaniego2048
      @oscarsamaniego2048 7 років тому +3

      British Tea
      I just wanted to say that, the fans of _"2001: A Space Odyssey"_ say that _to fully understand the film, you should read the book_.
      Before you ask, Im not defending _After Earth_ nor _2001_ fans.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 років тому

      This is so typical of a story Shyamalan would come up with...

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 років тому +6

      Not really. I read the book, yes, but for me Clarke's vision differs very much from Kubrik's. I see 2001 the movie as a big cinema experiment (like the final sequence through the Monolith is basically Kubrick experimenting with a camera, textures, colors and light). I've read several analysis of the movie reading it as a standalone work. For example, Hal being a metaphor for God, as he has the power of life and death over the Discovery crew, but a the same time displays much more emotion than his human crewmates, who act a lot more robotic, do contrast the soulessness of humans in a highly technological society, Hal being a schizophrenic psychopath that has to be lobotomized, and the final sequence being a sort of transcendence where Bowman achieves an enlightened state from a life of introspection.
      All that only shows that 2001, one of the best movies of all time, no question about that, does not NEED the book to be understood and reading the book will by no means end all interpretation possibilities the movie offers, far more than the book, that's entertaining but VERY badly written, from a stylistic point of view, like most sci-fi novels.

  • @tynekavka9264
    @tynekavka9264 5 років тому +237

    "You know, just based on our relationship I know you'd be willing to give your life for me"
    That line made me laugh, because of how bizarre that line of thought is, as well as it make Will Smith look like he had a son to use as a meat shield.
    I'm all for supporting your kid and their ideas, but when their thoughts outspoken are that stupid, dont be afraid to tell them that they are wrong. I'm certainly glad people did that for me.

    • @Mels0103
      @Mels0103 4 роки тому

      Tell them that they're "wrong" to have their own opinions and ideas? If you tell your kid you think the way they feel and see the world is stupid you're a shitty person

    • @tynekavka9264
      @tynekavka9264 4 роки тому +27

      @@Mels0103 if you never challenge their perspective or dont call them out on their bs they can grow up either being incredibly misled and naive or arrogant. Telling someone they're wrong doesn't make you a shitty person or a poor parent.

  • @lollypopp4240
    @lollypopp4240 6 років тому +518

    My step dad insisted that me and my mom see this film....
    He and my mom are divorced now

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. 5 років тому +240

    “He’s kind of a cash magnet, to say the least.”
    Gemini Man: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career.

  • @gghelis
    @gghelis 7 років тому +107

    Fun fact, "Kitai" is Russian for "China". Imagine how much funnier this movie is in Russian translation.

  • @noelle8527
    @noelle8527 8 років тому +667

    Adam I want every picture of you with that face hung up on my wall

    • @noelle8527
      @noelle8527 8 років тому +131

      Next to Jaden Smith of course

    • @cheybat5390
      @cheybat5390 8 років тому +3

      well a crash landing is any landing where the plane can't take off from again. and most intercontinental flights end without enough fuel to take off again. so Jaden is kinda right

    • @adrichibi
      @adrichibi 8 років тому +4

      Miles Scott SAME

    • @papagrimbo4457
      @papagrimbo4457 8 років тому +2

      Memiles1 _ yessssss

  • @itsmargi5076
    @itsmargi5076 6 років тому +296

    Some even say that Will Smith uses the "ghosting" technique in his career as a parent.

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano 4 роки тому +5

      Just like Bill Cosby? Ghost dad 🤣

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 3 роки тому

      @@paulmajano bill cosby in hell. Come see him. ua-cam.com/video/n7rjEEk7q9M/v-deo.html

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +4

      This is only a theory and I know we can't know for sure, but I suspect that the "real" Will Smith is the closest to his character in After Earth, out of all his roles.
      M. Night described Jaden being sensitive and protective of his emotions and Will effortlessly shifting from one emotion to another.
      That tells me that Jaden isn't faking his emotions. You only try to hide genuine emotions from other people because you are afraid of being judged.
      It also tells me that Will Smith is faking his emotions when he's acting, because it's unlikely that he is able to genuinely feel happy, then sad, then angry, then happy again, etc. on command in a matter of moments. So he is capable of (relatively) convincingly faking emotions like happiness, empathy, and so on.
      Why would a young man be afraid of being judged for his emotions? Perhaps because the people close to him have a habit of judging and shaming him for expressing his emotions? People like his father?
      But why would Will Smith shame his son for showing emotion, you ask?
      Because he does really want to be the perfect celebrity family. His children are a reflection of his brand and image. He named one after himself, he keeps his disappointing first child out of he limelight, he pushes his son on directors so he can be a movie star, he has his son train to look like a Hollywood hunk when running, etc.
      To be the perfect representative of the family brand, Jaden has to be able to control and fake his emotions. Hide when he's feeling sad, look happy for the cameras.
      I think that Will Smith is performing all the time, to the point that he has suppressed all emotion like Cypher Rage (sp?).
      The Oscar slap fits into this theory because Will Smith initially laughed in response to the joke.
      Did he really find it funny? Or was he acting like he found it funny, to play the role of a good award show attendee?
      Then he marched onto the stage and slapped Chris Rock before sitting down and yelling at him.
      Did he really feel angry? Or was he acting angry, to play the role of a protective husband?
      Does Will Smith ever feel anything? Does he exist when he's not being perceived?

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 2 роки тому +15

    This video is almost a decade old and it’s still one of the best film reviews on UA-cam

  • @tomleaverland2458
    @tomleaverland2458 8 років тому +247

    How Are Ursas Real If Their Eyes Aren't Real.

  • @georgedongy
    @georgedongy 5 років тому +312

    Yaaah, it's Rewind Time.

  • @GreatFlamingEyebrows_
    @GreatFlamingEyebrows_ 6 років тому +481

    What’s up comment section. I’m from 2018. Little did you know that Jaden just became even more pretentious.

    • @heavensdoor666
      @heavensdoor666 6 років тому +25

      MrSplendid watching this in mid-November 2018 and yup such a little rich daddy douche

    • @maxwhalington8653
      @maxwhalington8653 5 років тому +39

      I’m from 2019 lol

    • @HYBRIDZHQ
      @HYBRIDZHQ 5 років тому +9

      @@maxwhalington8653 No way me too

    • @80ssynth34
      @80ssynth34 5 років тому +11

      im from the future telling you to shut the fuck up n mind ya business

    • @foggypete1860
      @foggypete1860 5 років тому +26

      For Christ sake why is this comment section still so active

  • @florinivan6907
    @florinivan6907 2 роки тому +72

    'And I even produced the other actor.' Will Smith is only charismatic when someone else writes his dialogue for him.

  • @seraslovely
    @seraslovely 5 років тому +391

    I almost feel that Will Smith is being sarcastic when he says "that's deep".

    • @niachristian8094
      @niachristian8094 4 роки тому +24

      Yeah it definitely sounded like him sarcastically poking a little fun at him instead of encouraging it, which kind of made their relationship seem a little more relatable. Plus with a lot of things Will and Jaden have said more recently about that time in Jaden's life it kind of fits that narrative.

    • @JayMaverick
      @JayMaverick 4 роки тому +32

      I got the opposite impression. Like Will is a yes-man encouraging Jaden's pseudo-deep garbage instead speaking to him like a real person.

    • @kman215
      @kman215 3 роки тому +10

      He's just standing by his son. He's not going to say "yeah my son is a pretentious douchebag"

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 3 роки тому

      I'm just glad I wasn't born will smith's kid. What a bizarre situation to be in

    • @spruce8611
      @spruce8611 3 роки тому +3

      Or when he went “wow”

  • @UberSchluh
    @UberSchluh 8 років тому +298

    10:47 holy shit calm down socrates

    • @UberSchluh
      @UberSchluh 8 років тому +26

      Fuck off Nietzsche and Stirner, Jayden's in the house

    • @jamesmoseley5428
      @jamesmoseley5428 8 років тому +46

      you just don't get it cause you haven't experienced 16 whole years of life in a secluded, pampered elite neighborhood with an overly coddling mother and father

    • @WonderingOasis
      @WonderingOasis 8 років тому +1

      The fact is that I have to go back to sleep in my head. Help me get my money back to me!😑💩💩💩💩💩😑

    • @malis9045
      @malis9045 6 років тому

      Hey,Kant,Hobbes and Hegel! Go fuck yourselves

  • @southofheck
    @southofheck 7 років тому +166

    I have a theory that M Night is actually an artistic genius that nobody understands and he has ascended so far into the human psyche that he develops concepts that no normal man understands. M Night is the closest thing to a god we have come across.

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 років тому +8

      He is a product of diversity inclusion
      Every body wants to work with the brown guy, cuz you know... Indians are smart

    • @bartistclord1916
      @bartistclord1916 5 років тому

      I feel sorry for you. Every aspect of his films are easily understood. It is not genius unless your bar is set so incredibly low that the average high school drop-out would be beyond your "genius" level.
      If M. Night is the "closest thing to a god" then I would hope this entire universe gets rebooted repeatedly until that doesn't happen.

    • @HankGreenburg
      @HankGreenburg 5 років тому +8

      You're describing Neil Breen, not M Night.

    • @1048Kane
      @1048Kane 5 років тому +8

      @@bartistclord1916 *whoosh*

    • @luckysevens6852
      @luckysevens6852 5 років тому +8

      Just like all Michael Bay's movies are really satire of the American movie goer and he's secretly a genius.

  • @Batch00
    @Batch00 2 роки тому +200

    "They want nothing more than to be known as the perfect celebrity family" damn that aged so fucking poorly 😂

    • @HE13272326
      @HE13272326 8 місяців тому

      Forcing children into the Movie/Music industry... like back in the day with the Jackson 5.
      Greeeeat idea, Will

  • @bigb3598
    @bigb3598 8 років тому +74

    ""ah i cant sleep.too many gravitons""
    that was fucking gold

  • @TheChaosDragoness
    @TheChaosDragoness 9 років тому +372

    Seriously, Will and Jada named their kids WILLOW and JADEN? These two have to be the dorkiest, most overparenting parents I've ever seen in my entire life...

    • @uglybad4
      @uglybad4 9 років тому +58

      OR they're using the power of procreation to further advertise their names through human beings.
      Disgusting... in a moral sense at least.

    • @grizzlygreenwood2989
      @grizzlygreenwood2989 9 років тому +20

      Hi Todd.

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 9 років тому +5

      Jonathan Bullas Thank you for getting that ^^

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 8 років тому +2

      Piemonster Or his new kid SAINT West.

    • @DrDemonHarlequin
      @DrDemonHarlequin 8 років тому +3

      +The Chaos Dragoness That...is almost verbatim what Todd In The Shadows said about them.

  • @jablao
    @jablao 6 років тому +404

    W E L I V E I N A S O C I E T Y

  • @aceofthorns7944
    @aceofthorns7944 2 роки тому +21

    "We can't just stand her as uninvolved observers!"
    It sounds like Shyamalan tried to find a synonym for bystander because he thought using normal words would sound too boring

    • @calebbean1384
      @calebbean1384 Рік тому

      I think it's more likely he forgot the word bystander

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Рік тому +1

      I think it's quite possible that he just didn't want the word 'bystanders' that close to the word 'stand'

  • @chrispyT414
    @chrispyT414 6 років тому +338

    Did everyone gloss over the fact that Trey Smith's birth name is actually Wlllard Smith III? How narcissistic can you possibly be! at 11:15

    • @joelleinoma
      @joelleinoma 5 років тому +26

      Chris Circosta Wait what’s wrong with that? Plenty of people do that lol

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 4 роки тому +27

      @@joelleinoma Try to imagine all the people you know who named a kid after themselves, and then see which ones aren't complete assholes. The answer might surprise you.

    • @dinolover
      @dinolover 4 роки тому +44

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser dude theres a difference between that and all 3 of your children having some variance of your or your wife's name. Like I dare Will Smith to make a child that doesnt have will or jay in its name.

    • @khoneymocha
      @khoneymocha 4 роки тому +11

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser wtf lmao. Y'all need to calm down. It's very normal to name your children after yourself or family and multiple children with variances or themes. It's not that deep

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy 4 роки тому +28

      @@khoneymocha wtf? I've never heard of anyone that has the same name as their parent LMAO, I can't even imagine giving my own child MY name, that is fucked lol

  • @dragoniraflameblade
    @dragoniraflameblade 6 років тому +94

    Watching Will and Jaiden together is sick in a "using kids to profit" kind of sick. Then again maybe he believes he really is in a family business...

  • @mrmanpersonguy5812
    @mrmanpersonguy5812 9 років тому +705

    YMS and IHateEverything should have a love child.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 9 років тому +7

      +TheGCritic considering adams preferences that would be possible

    • @lanfloyd7131
      @lanfloyd7131 9 років тому +3

      +Murcia doxial Considering IHE may disappear, I don't know

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 9 років тому +24

      The Lonely Bounty Hunter who has nothing else to do thats just bullshit from derek savage, dont belive his nonsense

    • @Zadamanim
      @Zadamanim 9 років тому +84

      +TheGCritic And they should force their child to have a youtube channel and make them awkwardly try to have an internet persona before they discover their own persona.

    • @staticshotaop561
      @staticshotaop561 9 років тому +15

      +Zadamanim there child shall be a furry that makes movies

  • @ginge1209
    @ginge1209 3 роки тому +56

    The school girl really reminded me of the meme kid who goes "you ever had a dream that you had, that you, you want, that you could"

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Рік тому +2

      What's funnier about that ever-had-a-dream kid, is that if you take out all the stopping and starting and struggling to find the words, what he actually says is "Have you ever had a dream where you want him to do you so much you could do anything?"

  • @MetalMarioFist
    @MetalMarioFist 10 років тому +36

    Gary Whitta wrote the final two episodes of the spectacular Walking Dead game by Telltale, so the fact that he wrote this shit really shocks me. Though from what I see in interviews, a lot of his writing was altered.

    • @sortedevaras
      @sortedevaras 10 років тому +10

      I would play a Telltale game of After Earf, someone make this happen.

    • @Hollyclown
      @Hollyclown 10 років тому +1

      ***** DENIED SIT DOWN!

  • @markojuly
    @markojuly 8 років тому +207

    Just discovered this guy, gonna sub

    • @Yaeven
      @Yaeven 8 років тому +3

      Thanks.

    • @markojuly
      @markojuly 8 років тому

      +Yaeven ain't talking to you

    • @Yaeven
      @Yaeven 8 років тому +8

      marko julio Oh. Sorry.

    • @EasyDubai
      @EasyDubai 8 років тому +1

      How the hell did you think he was talking about you.

    • @Yaeven
      @Yaeven 8 років тому +1

      Danny Do He was probably drunk, lol

  • @AlexRango
    @AlexRango 8 років тому +53

    Will=i know you would give me your live if i need it
    Jaden=uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @swagwolfgang
    @swagwolfgang 2 роки тому +7

    I watch all of these like once every 6 months and it just gets better and better

  • @Frankthegb
    @Frankthegb 8 років тому +23

    Dude. Your frown is so beautifully pronounced. I'm envious of that.

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 7 років тому +159

    "I thought he had a speech impediment" 😂 😂 😂

  • @Shadowfire204
    @Shadowfire204 5 років тому +286

    I want my son to have a lead role in a movie where everyone speaks like they're having a stroke

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 4 роки тому +37

    The "technically controlled crash" shit was the most physically painful thing I've ever had to hear.

  • @willmaxwell8061
    @willmaxwell8061 5 років тому +204

    "But alas WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY..."
    Adam did it first

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 5 років тому +13

      Actually. George Costanza.

  • @OttoVonGarfield
    @OttoVonGarfield 9 років тому +189

    I just call it Nepotism: The movie.

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash 9 років тому +11

      Yep. Not that the entirety of Hollywood isn't based on that, but this was just putting it up front.

    • @darwincity
      @darwincity 8 років тому +3

      +max larsen Or "Corny Bros."

    • @rangerelivsoup1637
      @rangerelivsoup1637 8 років тому

      +wingsandash pretty much

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 8 років тому +5

      satireknight Well the movie is in Deep Shit.

  • @hankwicklund2182
    @hankwicklund2182 5 років тому +221

    The moral of the story: Graviton buildup could be a precursor to mass expansion.

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 роки тому +10

      This whole time I thought it was from eating too many calories.

    • @staceyann1180
      @staceyann1180 3 роки тому +2

      @@blankpage9277 That's just what the Atkins people WANT you to think! Confirmed - this movie is diet propaganda.

    • @gworfish
      @gworfish 3 роки тому

      I've got a bunch of gravitons building up in my fridge, but I bought some bleach and I'm gonna clean it tomorrow.

    • @doubtfulhenry
      @doubtfulhenry 2 роки тому

      Oh no!😱

  • @raviolijones5351
    @raviolijones5351 2 роки тому +5

    The amount of serotonin these OG yms reviews bring me is unmatched