I got in as the ring-bearer. I’m really short, and I got that baby face. I mean, from what I heard, I was basically the highlight of the event. It was just too bad I had to leave in such a hurry. My sister had some bad shellfish, so I had to make sure my Nana made it to her treatments, which because of roadblocks and some barricades blocking off the streets to Nana’s house, I failed to accomplish(God bless Nans, I’ll miss ya). Then I realized💡 , the city had just cleared a path for the bride and groom to leave in their limo. It was just unbelievable they were thoughtful enough to leave the keys and a driver in case someone needed to borrow it for an emergency, or Nans would’ve missed her surgery. I didn’t need a driver, he was busy talking with someone anyway, and I’m a pro. Scar and Jost are just the best! Pray for my Nans y’all. I heard they were looking all over for me later that day, so you know I made a great impression. 🤗. In all seriousness. Happy Eve of Disfunction and Merry Christmas. 🎁 🎄 👀
Colin is one handsome fella. That feeling is because one of the biggest Hollywood stars married a writer for SNL, a good job alright, but like five levels below her in the entertainment industry. I say good for her for not doing the usual Hollywood thing and marrying another celebrity.
My boy colin is from harvard and apart from being the "anchorman" in the sketch and being seen by millions of people on a weeky basis, hes also the boss of the other writers on the show. Thats an accomplishment and even being married toscarlett, damn thats a good life!!
Maybe on paper. But life is not like that. There are plenty of people doing great and having good looking woman. It does not automatically means I am super happy.
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
He wasn't really tricked. Jost was prepared to say something that would make him feel uneasy, because he knows how Che's mind works. These two are really good friends in real life.
I don’t think it’s insulting. SNL is a comedy show, and there have been many inappropriate jokes said. I’m pretty sure the jokes are all in good fun, and Scarlett Johansson is probably laughing too.
@@kencur9690 funny you refer to "You Americans" as all of us gobble down SNL every single night like it's a luncheon to that I say please refer to funnier TV shows that doesn't begin in S and L.
@@CommanderCodey welcome to the world we humans call "comedy." Not everyone will get the jokes, bot everyone will like the jokes, some people will be offended by the jokes, but they are jokes nonetheless
Most people are looking at status rather than looks. Scarlett is an A-lister while Colin’s “just a comedian.” That’s Hollywood for you. BUT yes I do agree that he’s handsome, and he seems like such a nice guy! They both won at life.
@@alexandercrush she just turned 36 and has been divorced twice. She's gorgeous, elegant, down to earth and a very good actress. I'm pretty sure she will be relevant in Hollywood as long as she cares to be. Why the hate?
@@oaktree1626 i always love when people say about actor/actresses that theyre supposedly good people, as if any fans actually knew them xD by that logic there are no evil people in hollywood. Those are actors, they obvioulsy play nice, otherwise their job would be not that secure ^^
Who cares. They are two persons you do not know at all. They could be happy they may be fighting all the time. Who knows. We just see a media version of them. And that is as it should be.
@@maltesimusfraterdemassimo7215 You obviously can't know them personally, but you can certainly get a basic idea as to what they're like from how they're viewed by cast and crew, their background, and interviews. In that regard, Jost and Johnasson both seem to have good reputations and appear to be decent people. That doesn't mean they're "perfect", but then no one actually is.
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a woman passed out in the sand. Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford. Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks go by, and they're making passionate love morning, noon and night. True Heaven on earth in the man's eyes. Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?" He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt and pants?" "Sure," she says," if it'll help." He takes off his shirt and pants and she puts it on. "Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your face?" he asks. "Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so. Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?" She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! You'll never believe who I'm sleeping with!" source: www.jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/cindycrawfordjoke.html
@@ciearamaigan3889 apparently / allegedly Colin’s wife, actress Scarlett Johannson, was sited for playing a “ controversial “ character in a movie. ( perhaps of another race) So, at the end of every season the guys write jokes for one another to read ON THE SHOW for the first time. They basically try to “f” each other up laughing and well, here we are!😂Plus, Colin doesn’t usually talk about her ( keeps private). So, they mess w each other and we are here for it🤣🤣🤣I hope that helped😩Maybe not😩😂😂🤣😭😭
It's the semi-annual tradition of Jost and Che trading jokes. Each of them writes something for the other. Che usually writes dark, racist jokes for him to read, then feigns a shocked face. This one was an exception.
@@Ronnie-Jones Bullshit. If it was that forbidden why are you able to freely go around sharing it with no repercussions? I doubt you'll answer but it's worth a shot.
I really hope their marriage last. I’ve never seen her smile so bright and happy! I really felt like she was missing something in her for so long after her divorce but she seems sooooo happy and glowing and he looks like a kid in a candy store ❤️
It’s her third marriage-how could it possibly last?? 74% of third marriages in the US ends in divorce and she’s never managed to stay married for more than a couple of years each time. There’s no way this will lead to a happy ever after, just another nasty divorce in which she will be the one common denominator...
@@jennyteresia Wow, what a hideous and negative person you're being about people you know NOTHING about. By your faulty "logic," that means 26% of third marriages DO work well. And one of those could easily be Collin and Scarlett. How about this: Try living YOUR life in a better manner. If you did, trust, you won't have time for unwarranted attacks on an actress who neither knows nor cares about your existence.
Who has the time to be this embroiled in celebrity lives? Why does anyone still care?? and yet here I am at 0255 on an overnight in the hospital bored and responding to UA-cam comments. We are all so small and insignificant.
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Why? Because I stated the truth? Not being a sycophant of a person who has led her life in a way I heartily disapprove of makes me a horrible person in your eyes then so be it. I could use your ”logic” against you and say that of attacking me for my opinion like this makes you feel better about your life and yourself then please go ahead. It doesn’t touch me or my real life that you know absolutely nothing about and are laughably wrong about on every level. And you know I’m right- absolutely nothing in Scalett’s history says this will last. Marriage is a sacred promise to another human being, the highest bond between two people and if you keep making a mockery of it like SJ then just stay single.
I want to come back in a few years to see who was right about them divorcing in a few years. Maybe they will last a bit longer than 2-3 years because kids with this guy will be in the picture. I'm going to guess late 2027-Early 2028. Though it would be nice if it lasts. They do look happy and good together in the clips shown. I don't follow celebrity life, I also don't talk as if I know them personally like some do.
I don't know how many times I've seen that joke but what gets me EVERY time is when he can't quite finish Scarlett Johanson's name. Uncomfortable Jost is the best Jost.
I'm not going to lie, I look forward to this time of the SNL season just for their jokes. Stay safe everyone, wear a mask. Much love from Jacksonville Fla.
What the fuck not all of floridians are stupid lol..some of are smart and wear mask and are former army medics. Much love also from jacksonville florida
In Jacksonville also, at Wolfsons children’s hospital, daughter fighting cancer. Yes people in Florida want you all to wear a mask, I don’t want any of you infecting me and therefore killing my child. I wore my mask before any mandate, as soon as that virus made its way here I had a mask on my face. Florida is full of nice people and has bad apples like every other state.
Jost comes across as a warm, loving, genuine soul. Unfortunately Scar Jo's past doesn't speak v highly of her. Two time divorcee and none of her past marriages lasted more than 3 yrs. I really hope this one does 💞
Sometimes people get it together and make a successful marriage after a string of failures. Yes it's rare, but possible. My uncle was an idiot for a long time, married 4 times. He got his life together, married a gem for his 5th marriage and they've been together almost 20 years.
speaking as a person of color, I must freely admit that the majors outfit was also be acceptable to me, if I were in Colin's position. And frankly, I would pay to be in Colin's position
She did get to roast him at one point to a similar effect (I think on SNL). She very sarcastically joked something like, "Oh, no! How would we *ever* survive without your SNL pay?!" He was laughing with her though. Which I think is good. A guy with a huge ego would not survive being married to a woman as successful as her.
@@henrybockmon9398 dude... They've been together for so damn long before the marriage.. I don't think they'll depart.. As they stayed engaged for a year before marriage... And most people break up after engagement...
Love them both as entertainers, Colin with his writing on SNL and Scarlett for her acting. I still tear up for her performance in Jo Jo Rabit for those who know what I mean.
God I LOVE Colin Jost & Michael Che! They feed off of each other so well and the year-end joke tradition is freaking HILARIOUS! ESPECIALLY when Michael Che fakes shock on the joke Colin says. lol
Didn't care for her comments but to be fair, Ghost in the Shell was not her fault. I love anime and watch it all the time. 1) In the anime, you find out that her character previously had the body of a man. One of the points is that if a person could choose how they looked, what would they choose? What image would one choose to present to and navigate society in? In the film, they wanted to remove her connection to her Asian mother, so it would make sense to remove any features that would associate her with that identity. 2)You would have to be blind to not notice that very few characters in anime resemble Japanese people. I think this is part of its appeal and yet at the same time its Achilles heel. On one hand you appeal to a broader audience but on the other, why do most of the main characters resemble Europeans? I've always wondered why they seem to be so ashamed of showing themselves as they are. But that is just my own personal musings in observation.
you have to look at it from actors perspectives. lots of diverse actors of ethnicity/genders/religion in Holywood can't get roles bc the typical route is casting a white person. so when there is a one very rare chance that a japanese actress can play this role and be her breakthrough in career, and they choose to give it to Scarlett instead, that's what becomes a problem. heck they even cast a half-caucasian christian to play a female supporting role that always wears Hijab in Ms Marvel. how would the real islam actors working would feel if even these kind of small roles are taken from them? they can't even get other typical roles bc they have to wear Hijab for their beliefs all the time. even when the (very rare) right roles that suit them, got taken away by white actors. this is a bunch of people's way to make a living, we should stop seeing it in the "entertainment" perspective where everything is okay as long as it "makes sense to me" or "as long as it's enjoyable for me". but maybe that's just me cmiiw.
Honestly, citing the anime is a losing argument. You're better off pointing out the fact that the character Scarlett Johansson plays in the film is an Asian woman who was murdered by a giant evil corporation and her brain was put is a robot body that looks like Scarlett Johansson. I.E. her race was just one of a dozen things stolen from her along with her life, memories, free will, and humanity, etc... Yeah, it's still white washing, but the white washing is itself a major plot point worked into the second and third acts of the film. Really it's just a badly done version of the black face in tropic thunder. Robert Downey jr. succeeded where Scarlett Johansson failed because they tried to be coy about the race swap plot twist in her film, while they presented it as a main running gag in the first 2 minutes of his film.
She made a comment that she should be able to play any character. It wasn’t just Ghost in the Shell as a controversy. She was mad that the public didn’t want her to play a historical trans figure. The joke was about what she said.
Congratulations! Colin and Scarlett. Having a self deprecating sense if humor is one of God's gift to each of us. Humor and laughter is the secret to any marriage or relationship. Lynn
Really like Scarlett and Colin as a couple, it just makes sense ... thay seem super happy together... oh man just wait for how cute their kids are gonna be!
That's something I think a lot of men need to learn. Not all women are after superficial rubbish. A good personality can be very attractive in its own right.
Colin is just "Make all the jokes you want. I still get to go home to her."
And bang
/\ Debatable
Like the two other husbands she had? When someone’s that young and been divorced that many time is insane
She Is a keeper! God love them!😌
@@BulletBoyGaming why do you care tho
Bro he married Scarlett Johansson, he's won life, it's over, not an insult in the world could take that accomplishment away.
A couple other guys have too. Big deal.
I feel sorry for him, he won't get a minute of free time from now on photographers in his face all the time
Indeed
There’s a chance fellas.
Geeze I feel bad for you more than him now.
their wedding guests must be the avengers and the snl cast. What i would do to be at least a waiter in their reception
Word! You nailed it.
Busboy even....
I got in as the ring-bearer. I’m really short, and I got that baby face.
I mean, from what I heard, I was basically the highlight of the event. It was just too bad I had to leave in such a hurry. My sister had some bad shellfish, so I had to make sure my Nana made it to her treatments, which because of roadblocks and some barricades blocking off the streets to Nana’s house, I failed to accomplish(God bless Nans, I’ll miss ya).
Then I realized💡 , the city had just cleared a path for the bride and groom to leave in their limo. It was just unbelievable they were thoughtful enough to leave the keys and a driver in case someone needed to borrow it for an emergency, or Nans would’ve missed her surgery. I didn’t need a driver, he was busy talking with someone anyway, and I’m a pro.
Scar and Jost are just the best! Pray for my Nans y’all.
I heard they were looking all over for me later that day, so you know I made a great impression.
🤗.
In all seriousness.
Happy Eve of Disfunction and Merry Christmas. 🎁 🎄 👀
@@Ronnie-Jones I dont know wtf your on but you should stop taking it man
That's sad.
I was today years old when I found out Scar Jo was even married.
She's been married to Ryan Reynolds as well
@@hyelawn She's been married three times, actually.
@@hellopumpkin86 yes i know
Me too
Don’t waste you time trying to keep up with Hollywood bimbos
Every time someone makes a joke about Colin marrying Scarlett Johansson, his inner dialogue is, "Yes, I did, suckers!"
Yessir😂😂😂🔥🔥
Same.
Good for Jost...better him than me.
« No matter how attractive, someone somewhere is tired of their shit », some internet meme circa 2009.
Probably not for long though!
It still feels like the nerd of the class got to date the hottest girl in school
I actually find them a good looking couple 😳
@@AngelicaxKleopatra Same!! They seem so perfect for each other. I’m happy for them.
He gives zero nerd vibes
Colin is one handsome fella. That feeling is because one of the biggest Hollywood stars married a writer for SNL, a good job alright, but like five levels below her in the entertainment industry. I say good for her for not doing the usual Hollywood thing and marrying another celebrity.
What do you mean? Colin Jost is so fine! He gives zero nerd vibes imo
My boy colin is from harvard and apart from being the "anchorman" in the sketch and being seen by millions of people on a weeky basis, hes also the boss of the other writers on the show. Thats an accomplishment and even being married toscarlett, damn thats a good life!!
Maybe on paper. But life is not like that. There are plenty of people doing great and having good looking woman. It does not automatically means I am super happy.
@@hurmur9528 he’s probably stressed out of his damn mind
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
Who watches SNL. Except for some snowflakes from New York and LA. SNL has not been funny since the early 2000s.
"Is from Harvard" man, it doesn't mean a thing, he's not better than one who didn't go to harvard
Colin "Fine, harmless, inoffensive jokes, right Che?"
Che: sureeeeeeee
He wasn't really tricked. Jost was prepared to say something that would make him feel uneasy, because he knows how Che's mind works. These two are really good friends in real life.
I'm with you. Only good friends can make fun at each other without hurting feelings.
Yeah, Che’s made him say way, way worse .
@@kellyalves756 Che has made him say some very racist jokes, and he would look shocked right after.
@@kellyalves756 and then be the first one to cancel him😂😂😂
@@gedias1 Yeah, Che’s mission seems to be, make Colin squirm as much as possible. Vice versa, of course, but Che is just really, REALLY good at it.
I don’t think it’s insulting. SNL is a comedy show, and there have been many inappropriate jokes said. I’m pretty sure the jokes are all in good fun, and Scarlett Johansson is probably laughing too.
Wait, this unfunny stuff is what you Americans call “comedy”? What an interesting species...
@@kencur9690 funny you refer to "You Americans" as all of us gobble down SNL every single night like it's a luncheon
to that I say please refer to funnier TV shows that doesn't begin in S and L.
I sometimes don’t like the jokes they say. Cause they can be very unfunny and offensive.
@@CommanderCodey welcome to the world we humans call "comedy." Not everyone will get the jokes, bot everyone will like the jokes, some people will be offended by the jokes, but they are jokes nonetheless
@@CommanderCodey no one gives a shit cry about it gen z softie
It’s not really controversial. It’s a joke. It’s humor. It’s meant to be riding the lines. That’s what makes us laugh.
Remember when jokes were allowed?
The Scarlett joke was good, the Hocus Pocus joke was GOLD!
The electric bike joke was even golder
eeeh...
Even if she took his name, she would still be scarjo 🤯
These 2 men are a great couple together ❤️. A couple as in a couple of comics. They never fail to make me laugh.
Yeah but he's nailing Black Widow soooooo.... the jokes on everyone else
In the animal world that would be a big minus.
*DEADPOOL:* I'd be sad, but I've got Blake Lively, so I'm good.
I know right lol. Can you imagine clapping those cheeks for a night or two 😂
@@jimb.7523 but you're MFing Ryan Reynolds. You already had the ScarJo! Colin Jost is the Punching Above Your Weight Champion
Colin getting Ryan Reynolds Scraps lol
Damn he's married to scarlet Johansson..lucky.
Third husband in 12 years.
@@WaveRider1989 okay?
She’s literally turning into the character she played in Hail Caesar.
@@WaveRider1989 awesome
Can she make 3 in 15?
Yeah sure, lucky guy. But can we all agree she's a lucky girl too? He is so handsome and soft and seems like a really good soul.
I mean she’s lucky for a lot of reasons
Most people are looking at status rather than looks. Scarlett is an A-lister while Colin’s “just a comedian.” That’s Hollywood for you. BUT yes I do agree that he’s handsome, and he seems like such a nice guy! They both won at life.
@@alexandercrush she just turned 36 and has been divorced twice. She's gorgeous, elegant, down to earth and a very good actress. I'm pretty sure she will be relevant in Hollywood as long as she cares to be. Why the hate?
He's...soft??? 😲
I'm sure she prefers him hard
I’m not an SNL fan but I can appreciate that he can take a joke.
They just love to see Colin blush the same color as his wife's name. So cute.
I love love love them as a couple. He's a genuine person, and so is she. Honesty and good intentions isn't something you can just fake.
Yes! Che and Jost are a good couple!
.....oh, wait....
Do you know them?
@@oaktree1626 i always love when people say about actor/actresses that theyre supposedly good people, as if any fans actually knew them xD by that logic there are no evil people in hollywood. Those are actors, they obvioulsy play nice, otherwise their job would be not that secure ^^
Who cares. They are two persons you do not know at all. They could be happy they may be fighting all the time. Who knows. We just see a media version of them. And that is as it should be.
@@maltesimusfraterdemassimo7215 You obviously can't know them personally, but you can certainly get a basic idea as to what they're like from how they're viewed by cast and crew, their background, and interviews. In that regard, Jost and Johnasson both seem to have good reputations and appear to be decent people. That doesn't mean they're "perfect", but then no one actually is.
He's making money doing something he likes and, duh, he's married ti Scar Jo. He could actually do the Cindy Crawford joke!
And his wife is fucking interesting.
What is the Cindy Crawford joke???
@@laurendc8696
This is what I've found:
www.jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/cindycrawfordjoke.html
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a woman passed out in the sand. Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford. Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks go by, and they're making passionate love morning, noon and night. True Heaven on earth in the man's eyes. Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?" He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt and pants?" "Sure," she says," if it'll help." He takes off his shirt and pants and she puts it on. "Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your face?" he asks. "Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so. Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?" She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! You'll never believe who I'm sleeping with!"
source: www.jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/cindycrawfordjoke.html
Everyone: makes fun of him
Colin: jokes on you, Scarlett’s getting her cheeks clapped tonight
Scarlets a man?
Man, I would love for jost and che to stay there forever. They work so well together. Best weekend update since norm mcdonald
I luv the way Che Acts like he has no idea why colin would tell a joke like that ..LMAOO
Y’all talking about him being lucky to be married to Scarlett Johansson like Colin himself isn’t hot. He’s hot, smart, and funny.
And a cool last name
He's not scarlet-johanson-hot tho.
Okay. Nice opinion I don’t give a fuck
Hes funny? Well probably only in personal life.. SNL writers are terrible
Yea there’s MILLIONS of hot smart funny guys.... There’s only 1 Scarlett Johansson tho.....
That Scarlet joke was hilarious 😂. Good friends can have a laugh.
hilarious?how?
@@didih3339 it was random, unexpected, and absurd. It was funny to me
" Do you feel like you're at home?.."
LoL...she just couldn't help herself...😂
Wait I don’t get it
@@ciearamaigan3889 she's was impersonating his wife, so she asked the guy if he feels like at home with his wife.
@@ciearamaigan3889 She's copying Scar Jo's acting. Scar Jo and Colin are married irl.
I laughed at that too
"He just married Scarlett Johansson, and I just bought an electric bike, so we're both doing equally great"
They both deserve each other. Such a beautiful couple.
I didn't know Jost was married to Johansson. Lucky guy! I do like that he has remained a humble type of person
Can we stop judging people from tv shows as if we actually know their real personality behind the cameras
colin jost? humble?? this is one of the most self obsessed snl cast members you’re talking about 🤦🏻♀️ lmaooo
@@Gmez759 who said they only know them apart from tv shows??
@@resurgingflame if you don’t know him PERSONALLY. Is that clear enough for you?
@@Gmez759 why do you care if someone thinks he is humble? It's not judging someone to say that they are humble. Maybe he is actually pretty humble.
Friends don't let friends marry famous people - without dragging them. :)
Anyone else feel like they heard Ariana Grande in Cat Valentine’s laugh at 2:23?
Omg 😂 yes
Now that you mentioned it and I listened back, yeah a little bit aha oh wow
Yeah lmao
lmaooooo yes!
I like how they turned a 10 second line into a 3 minute video explaining everything thrice
Deadass lmao
Nevermind the fact that the Japanese production company specifically asked her to play the role of Major. And she did a really good job
Plus the creator of the manga specifically stated many times that the android body was caucasian in form and color, which meant the role was spot on.
“ Do you feel like you’re at home Colin?” 😩😂😂😂
Super cute. Super funny.😊
Can you explain the joke
@@ciearamaigan3889 apparently / allegedly Colin’s wife, actress Scarlett Johannson, was sited for playing a “ controversial “ character in a movie. ( perhaps of another race) So, at the end of every season the guys write jokes for one another to read ON THE SHOW for the first time. They basically try to “f” each other up laughing and well, here we are!😂Plus, Colin doesn’t usually talk about her ( keeps private). So, they mess w each other and we are here for it🤣🤣🤣I hope that helped😩Maybe not😩😂😂🤣😭😭
@@katsterling2226 ik that I was talking abt “do you feel like you’re at home colin” like what does that mean?
@@ciearamaigan3889 She meant, was her impression so good that it reminded him of being home with his wife?
@@ciearamaigan3889 😂😂Oh! Lol.... I just took THAT as, well her pic was next to him and ...😩🤣🤣or ....IDK about that little comment by Michael Che’.
Lol he's a good sport. Can't stand people who take offense to everything.
Ironically you take offense to people taking offense to things 🤔
It's the semi-annual tradition of Jost and Che trading jokes. Each of them writes something for the other. Che usually writes dark, racist jokes for him to read, then feigns a shocked face. This one was an exception.
@@FreeToBeAFreak Doesn't offend me, I just can't stand them. I'm not personally hurt by it.
Ik
@@Ronnie-Jones Bullshit. If it was that forbidden why are you able to freely go around sharing it with no repercussions? I doubt you'll answer but it's worth a shot.
I really hope their marriage last. I’ve never seen her smile so bright and happy! I really felt like she was missing something in her for so long after her divorce but she seems sooooo happy and glowing and he looks like a kid in a candy store ❤️
It’s her third marriage-how could it possibly last?? 74% of third marriages in the US ends in divorce and she’s never managed to stay married for more than a couple of years each time. There’s no way this will lead to a happy ever after, just another nasty divorce in which she will be the one common denominator...
@@jennyteresia Wow, what a hideous and negative person you're being about people you know NOTHING about. By your faulty "logic," that means 26% of third marriages DO work well. And one of those could easily be Collin and Scarlett. How about this: Try living YOUR life in a better manner. If you did, trust, you won't have time for unwarranted attacks on an actress who neither knows nor cares about your existence.
Who has the time to be this embroiled in celebrity lives? Why does anyone still care?? and yet here I am at 0255 on an overnight in the hospital bored and responding to UA-cam comments. We are all so small and insignificant.
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Why? Because I stated the truth? Not being a sycophant of a person who has led her life in a way I heartily disapprove of makes me a horrible person in your eyes then so be it. I could use your ”logic” against you and say that of attacking me for my opinion like this makes you feel better about your life and yourself then please go ahead. It doesn’t touch me or my real life that you know absolutely nothing about and are laughably wrong about on every level. And you know I’m right- absolutely nothing in Scalett’s history says this will last. Marriage is a sacred promise to another human being, the highest bond between two people and if you keep making a mockery of it like SJ then just stay single.
I want to come back in a few years to see who was right about them divorcing in a few years. Maybe they will last a bit longer than 2-3 years because kids with this guy will be in the picture.
I'm going to guess late 2027-Early 2028.
Though it would be nice if it lasts. They do look happy and good together in the clips shown.
I don't follow celebrity life, I also don't talk as if I know them personally like some do.
We are both doing equally great 😂😂
Probably the only SNL moments anymore that are in good fun, is basically Jost and Che messing with each other and the news.
Well, he's not the only person who can say he married scar jo, he's just the most recent... probably won't be the last. Just saying.
@Dalim Dalim that's not hate or an opinion even, that's a fact.
Che and Jost are really the best part of SNL. The way they dig at each other, is how real friends act. It's all love.
I don't know how many times I've seen that joke but what gets me EVERY time is when he can't quite finish Scarlett Johanson's name. Uncomfortable Jost is the best Jost.
And a lot of times his face gets all red... 😁
I'm not going to lie, I look forward to this time of the SNL season just for their jokes. Stay safe everyone, wear a mask. Much love from Jacksonville Fla.
There are people in Florida who are in favor of masks? Shocking!
Ever thought I’d ever hear someone from Florida say “stay safe”😂 lol thanks friend! Stay safe and healthy out there! Love from California
What the fuck not all of floridians are stupid lol..some of are smart and wear mask and are former army medics. Much love also from jacksonville florida
In Jacksonville also, at Wolfsons children’s hospital, daughter fighting cancer. Yes people in Florida want you all to wear a mask, I don’t want any of you infecting me and therefore killing my child. I wore my mask before any mandate, as soon as that virus made its way here I had a mask on my face. Florida is full of nice people and has bad apples like every other state.
904 DUUUUVVVAAAALLL 😂..STAY SAFE
They are the best, love seeing them together, they make everything better
Jost comes across as a warm, loving, genuine soul. Unfortunately Scar Jo's past doesn't speak v highly of her. Two time divorcee and none of her past marriages lasted more than 3 yrs. I really hope this one does 💞
Sometimes people get it together and make a successful marriage after a string of failures. Yes it's rare, but possible. My uncle was an idiot for a long time, married 4 times. He got his life together, married a gem for his 5th marriage and they've been together almost 20 years.
::Get’s home with Scarlett in Black Widow outfit::
Jost:..... Is this gonna be kinky or a fight for my life?
Scarlett: Yes.
Che will sit in the shadows and just watching :^)
speaking as a person of color, I must freely admit that the majors outfit was also be acceptable to me, if I were in Colin's position.
And frankly, I would pay to be in Colin's position
Don’t get in my head. I’m already struggling to process she’s married to a guy a like. Hard to hate him. But, F U Jost ;)
this wasnt a trick...but this was Ches most funniest joke about Scarlett
Weekend Update is consistently the best part of the show.
Yeah, at least some of the jokes are funny, and I don't have to wait through 5-10 minutes of a lame sketch.
Lmao can we talk about how at the end that was probably the worst impression I’ve seen on SNL 😂 the voice she used lmao
"Do you feel like you at home Collin"
😂 They are going hard on the boi 😂 😂✨ 💔
I like the couple, they look lovely together and all the jokes to Colin are priceless...
Do Colin's friends refer to him as "The Pretty One"?
Guys like Colin are generally referred to as the "pretty boy." lol
Wow. I though him marrying Scarlett Jo was a joke until I actually clicked the video. Good for him.
2:55 'do you feel like you're home , Colin ' 😂
Colin got the last laugh
He's got the hot wife
That word... means something else.
I’d tell everyone that I’m a Trophy Husband
Lol who wouldn't
he is the trophy and the winner at the same time
She did get to roast him at one point to a similar effect (I think on SNL). She very sarcastically joked something like, "Oh, no! How would we *ever* survive without your SNL pay?!" He was laughing with her though. Which I think is good. A guy with a huge ego would not survive being married to a woman as successful as her.
Didn’t know they were married
Happened pretty recently, but were engaged for a while.
Me neither. Set like an odd couple
Well, they are for now...but just give it time
Seriously!!!
@@henrybockmon9398 dude... They've been together for so damn long before the marriage..
I don't think they'll depart..
As they stayed engaged for a year before marriage...
And most people break up after engagement...
Imagine SCARLETT JOHANSSON being your wife, he's the luckiest man alive
I think Colin Jost and Michael Che were the best hires for Weekend Update since…
I don’t even know. But I always look forward to their weekend updates
Wait this dude got Scarlett?? Congrats my dude!! You win at life
"And Michael Che had this to say on SNL the next day" love the Dr. Seuss vibes
Love them both as entertainers, Colin with his writing on SNL and Scarlett for her acting. I still tear up for her performance in Jo Jo Rabit for those who know what I mean.
"We're both doing equally great!". Che's hilarious. Love that guy.
This Man didn't just hit a half court shot,he scored from half way across the country!
God I LOVE Colin Jost & Michael Che! They feed off of each other so well and the year-end joke tradition is freaking HILARIOUS! ESPECIALLY when Michael Che fakes shock on the joke Colin says. lol
i literally love both of them so much individually & i didn’t even know they were married ???
They're both funny equally and know to expect the unexpected
“We’re both doing equally well”
“Do you feel like you’re at home, Colin?”
🤣
“We are both doing equally great” I’m dyin😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else didn’t know they were married 😭🤚🏻
How uncomfortable the jokes make him just adds to the humor. Keep it up Che. 👍🏼
See how Colin didn't slap Chae over a joke?
Wow, I didn’t know they were married. What a very blessed man.
They're literally like the perfect step brother duo I love iiiit hahaha
He’s so gorgeous.
Omg his blushing is adorable
"Do you feel like you're at home, Colin?" 😂
Didn't care for her comments but to be fair, Ghost in the Shell was not her fault. I love anime and watch it all the time.
1) In the anime, you find out that her character previously had the body of a man. One of the points is that if a person could choose how they looked, what would they choose? What image would one choose to present to and navigate society in? In the film, they wanted to remove her connection to her Asian mother, so it would make sense to remove any features that would associate her with that identity.
2)You would have to be blind to not notice that very few characters in anime resemble Japanese people. I think this is part of its appeal and yet at the same time its Achilles heel. On one hand you appeal to a broader audience but on the other, why do most of the main characters resemble Europeans?
I've always wondered why they seem to be so ashamed of showing themselves as they are. But that is just my own personal musings in observation.
you have to look at it from actors perspectives. lots of diverse actors of ethnicity/genders/religion in Holywood can't get roles bc the typical route is casting a white person.
so when there is a one very rare chance that a japanese actress can play this role and be her breakthrough in career, and they choose to give it to Scarlett instead, that's what becomes a problem.
heck they even cast a half-caucasian christian to play a female supporting role that always wears Hijab in Ms Marvel. how would the real islam actors working would feel if even these kind of small roles are taken from them? they can't even get other typical roles bc they have to wear Hijab for their beliefs all the time. even when the (very rare) right roles that suit them, got taken away by white actors.
this is a bunch of people's way to make a living, we should stop seeing it in the "entertainment" perspective where everything is okay as long as it "makes sense to me" or "as long as it's enjoyable for me". but maybe that's just me cmiiw.
Honestly, citing the anime is a losing argument. You're better off pointing out the fact that the character Scarlett Johansson plays in the film is an Asian woman who was murdered by a giant evil corporation and her brain was put is a robot body that looks like Scarlett Johansson. I.E. her race was just one of a dozen things stolen from her along with her life, memories, free will, and humanity, etc... Yeah, it's still white washing, but the white washing is itself a major plot point worked into the second and third acts of the film.
Really it's just a badly done version of the black face in tropic thunder. Robert Downey jr. succeeded where Scarlett Johansson failed because they tried to be coy about the race swap plot twist in her film, while they presented it as a main running gag in the first 2 minutes of his film.
@@tenerife_sea I totally understand that perpsective.
@@CitanulsPumpkin I agree that instead of sidestepping the race issue in the movie that should've used it to add to the plot.
She made a comment that she should be able to play any character. It wasn’t just Ghost in the Shell as a controversy. She was mad that the public didn’t want her to play a historical trans figure. The joke was about what she said.
Omg they are the cutest couple, love SNL sooo much!! Yass 🙌🏽🙌🏽
I'm assuming you're talking about Che and Colin😂😂😂😂😂
Oh come on man that shit is fucking HILARIOUS. The funny guy always gets the hot girl. That bit was timeless.
2:23 no one gonna talk about how that laugh sounds like cat from victorious. 😅
This is one of the funniest SNL sketches 😂😂😂
At least someone from Staten Island made it big.
Lol
ever heard of the Wu-Tang Clan?
Congratulations! Colin and Scarlett. Having a self deprecating sense if humor is one of God's gift to each of us. Humor and laughter is the secret to any marriage or relationship. Lynn
I've been watching SNL since the 70s, and Che and Jost do a great job. Up there with Chevy and Norm as some of the best anchors.
I always find this cute. That instant blush🥰
My friend says that nothing is more detestable than your moms cooking.
Really like Scarlett and Colin as a couple, it just makes sense ... thay seem super happy together... oh man just wait for how cute their kids are gonna be!
Yes!!!!! Well done, Micheal!!!!
I just knew that scarlet got married
They're all envious.
Bro Immediately after watching this video a commercial for alternative divorce solutions popped on the screen. Lol. UA-cam is being naughty.
They look really good together
That joke was hilarious!!
Omg... I'm jealous of Scarlett.. she married to the handsome, smart and funny Jost!
The man reached WAY out of his league and actually won. Good for him.
That's something I think a lot of men need to learn. Not all women are after superficial rubbish. A good personality can be very attractive in its own right.
Omgawd he was blushing so bad😊😍
The creed guy is still alive? Bruh he's definitely gonna be making some scrambled heueghs
The most attention Scott Stap has received in 20 years. He should be grateful for the press
@@joshuayeager3686 if it wasn't for Soup bringing him up in a video a few months ago nobody would have remembered that guy.
Congrats to the happy couple Colin and Scarlett Jostansson.
"Shockingly biting jab"??? You guys and your hyperbole. Holy hell.
I know !