The Home Depot was the BEST!!! Should have seen me in Lowe’s trying to find new boards for our Sukkah! The guy took one look at my face…then my Magen David hanging around my neck and said, “Just let me get what you need….There have been a few other people ‘like you, who have been in today to get the same thing!” I was SO GRATEFUL for the other Jews who had already been there and made the man crazy inspecting each board and asking if there were better boards in the back….!! 🥰✡️ He brought me each board and waited for me to give approval without me saying a word!!!! 🤣✡️❤️Am Israel Chai!!
My father is a retired general contractor. Even stranger, we found while doing genealogy that his great-grandfather and uncle, who came from The Pale of Settlement, were general contractors in the US. But, my father is good at giving orders and orchestrating things, not working with his hands.
Modi I would say you are getting funnier and funnier but it’s not true because you’ve been hilarious all along! Saw you at the Beacon, great night, great set!
I moved from Jewish neighborhoods in Long Island & St. Louis to EXACTLY the county in which American Pickers was started. My stepdaughter lives in that town (Le Claire, IA).
Don't we uncritically admire the Goyim and have a cultish reverence for the Big Blonde Shickse, a.k.a. the BBS? ואני מדבר עלינו בכלל, ולא רק על השמאלנים שביננו, שרוצים נואשות שהגוים יאהבו אותם. לא, כולנו מעריצים את הגוים בלב מלא ותמים, ומחקים בנאמנות, כל גחמה חדשה שלהם. אפילו את שנאתם התהומית אנו מעריכים: אחרת, היינו קונים בכזו התלהבות, שוקולד בלגי וסלמון נורבגי במחירים הגבוהים בעולם?
Absolutely hilarious, even though it does not apply to us Jews of the New Chelm, as we're perfectly comfortable in a hardware shop. My neighborhood shop owner, as a matter of fact, is a true Tzadiq with a thick Persian accent, which only means that he is tough with his suppliers in order to offer his customers friendly prices.
Whenever I question details in anything we're watching, my late husband would exasperatedly berate me and complain, "Why do you have to break the flow? What did I say when watching shows and movies? Suspend your disbelief!" Me: "You mean: stop using your brain for a while?"
I was in Home Depot for an hour , looking for a nut & bolt. After choosing a size, I wanted to confirm with an employee. There was no one available, so I finally bought & tried it. (I could’ve returned it, if it didn’t fit.)
This is so funny, that’s how I feel walking into Home Depot lol although I am a woman at least. Thankful I married a convert to Judaism who is very handy. 😅
The thing about the Jew seeing a castle and thinking about cost of maintenance. Not much of a joke. I'm Jewish and I lived in Central Europe for years. Castle after castle. Very romantic. And always my first thought when I see them? My God, how do people not go into cardiac arrest when they see the water and electricity bill? I mean this sincerely. All the years that I was there, that was my first thought.
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My little daughter saw the Disney Castle on tv and asked "how does Mickey afford that"? Seriously. It must be in the DNA.
It's not in the DNA, she listens to her money driven parents all the time. Lol
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The Home Depot was the BEST!!! Should have seen me in Lowe’s trying to find new boards for our Sukkah! The guy took one look at my face…then my Magen David hanging around my neck and said, “Just let me get what you need….There have been a few other people ‘like you, who have been in today to get the same thing!” I was SO GRATEFUL for the other Jews who had already been there and made the man crazy inspecting each board and asking if there were better boards in the back….!! 🥰✡️ He brought me each board and waited for me to give approval without me saying a word!!!! 🤣✡️❤️Am Israel Chai!!
When my mother sees a very large house, her first thought, which she doesn’t keep to herself, is how many bathrooms and who cleans it.
Me too. I keep thinking, "How do you clean those high ceilings? Too many decorations, too difficult to dust." 😂
I love the Home Depot joke. I’m Jewish and my father, who was also Jewish , owned a hardware store.
Same! And now I'm practically in Home Depot every day! Lol!
And , irony upon irony, the company HD was founded by.....two jews.
My father is a retired general contractor. Even stranger, we found while doing genealogy that his great-grandfather and uncle, who came from The Pale of Settlement, were general contractors in the US. But, my father is good at giving orders and orchestrating things, not working with his hands.
There are many Jewish engineers and scientists who know their way round Home Depot.
23 DAYS ? Yeh, that's shlepping.
Put a Church. ... SOOOO funny ha ha ha ha
Modi I would say you are getting funnier and funnier but it’s not true because you’ve been hilarious all along!
Saw you at the Beacon, great night, great set!
Those big houses in the UK are incredibly expensive heat which is why most of it is closed off during winter.
I never knew I was a jew in the home depot 😂
You are the best!! So funny you make my night 😊
I moved from Jewish neighborhoods in Long Island & St. Louis to EXACTLY the county in which American Pickers was started. My stepdaughter lives in that town (Le Claire, IA).
It's so different than Jews in Israel 😅
New york Jew!
@@maestromuffin1night and day
Israeli Jews build their own decks 😅
AIPAC Jew
Don't we uncritically admire the Goyim and have a cultish reverence for the Big Blonde Shickse, a.k.a. the BBS?
ואני מדבר עלינו בכלל, ולא רק על השמאלנים שביננו, שרוצים נואשות שהגוים יאהבו אותם. לא, כולנו מעריצים את הגוים בלב מלא ותמים, ומחקים בנאמנות, כל גחמה חדשה שלהם. אפילו את שנאתם התהומית אנו מעריכים: אחרת, היינו קונים בכזו התלהבות, שוקולד בלגי וסלמון נורבגי במחירים הגבוהים בעולם?
The pigs' neshama in the jambalaya 😂😂😂😂
יאללה מחכים לקטעים חדשים נשמה 😍
Just hilarious😂😂😂
Absolutely hilarious, even though it does not apply to us Jews of the New Chelm, as we're perfectly comfortable in a hardware shop. My neighborhood shop owner, as a matter of fact, is a true Tzadiq with a thick Persian accent, which only means that he is tough with his suppliers in order to offer his customers friendly prices.
Thankx. Very fun
I love you, Modi! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
הרגת אותי 😂😂😂😂
Whenever I question details in anything we're watching, my late husband would exasperatedly berate me and complain, "Why do you have to break the flow? What did I say when watching shows and movies?
Suspend your disbelief!"
Me: "You mean: stop using your brain for a while?"
Hechinger, Lowe's, Pergament and Home Depot owners: We don't use the stuff...we just sell it.
ניפלא!
I agree about Swamp People❤
I was in Home Depot for an hour , looking for a nut & bolt. After choosing a size, I wanted to confirm with an employee. There was no one available, so I finally bought & tried it. (I could’ve returned it, if it didn’t fit.)
This is so funny, that’s how I feel walking into Home Depot lol although I am a woman at least. Thankful I married a convert to Judaism who is very handy. 😅
Jambalaya ingredients 😂🤣😂
Modi is so funny! I love him! ❤
So funny, i first saw you last week, shared your video everywhere and I still laugh everytime i remember the Ayelet joke
All you gotta do is look for the orange apron
He talks in a southern accent like he’s singing Klezmer music.
Just saw him at the Beacon in NYC. Could not stop laughing.
Pure genius 👑 🥳🙏
Modi you think you're bad re Auntie Liz ... I sat shiva for her!!!!
I love Fauda
איזה מלך!
Does anyone else hear Alan King?
The thing about the Jew seeing a castle and thinking about cost of maintenance. Not much of a joke. I'm Jewish and I lived in Central Europe for years. Castle after castle. Very romantic. And always my first thought when I see them? My God, how do people not go into cardiac arrest when they see the water and electricity bill? I mean this sincerely. All the years that I was there, that was my first thought.
Ah Modi, you need to come visit us in Louisiana.
Amazing!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just make the 770th like
hysterical.
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Who is Jaime?
a non jewish audience member.
Husband?
I think he is a friend who is sitting in the audience. He keeps taking to him throughout the special.
At the beginning he asks if anyone there is not a Jew. Jamie was the non Jew modi selected to explain Jew things to throughout the show
😂❤
LMAO
you are wonderful my parents were survivors, i so understand your humore
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So funny
This would be funnier if we weren't in galus.
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Home Depot was founded by a Jew. I know you're funny. However, we have to respect all people. It doesn't mean we can avoid Jews.
Funny but why cross yourself?
That was a nice, accurate wink to the Ashkenazi EuroJews, who do not think twice before crossing themselves while uttering "Shma Yisroel"!
Out of respect for QEII who was Head of the Christian Faith in Great Britain. I thought it was lovely.
Racist
This is repulsive.