Gentiles on Television | Modi Stand Up Comedy

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 83

  • @ModiLive
    @ModiLive  День тому +6

    Watch Modi's full special, "Know Your Audience"! ua-cam.com/video/iPF3GkKuPVc/v-deo.html

  • @bobbya8628
    @bobbya8628 День тому +46

    My little daughter saw the Disney Castle on tv and asked "how does Mickey afford that"? Seriously. It must be in the DNA.

  • @alisameireis3628
    @alisameireis3628 День тому +20

    The Home Depot was the BEST!!! Should have seen me in Lowe’s trying to find new boards for our Sukkah! The guy took one look at my face…then my Magen David hanging around my neck and said, “Just let me get what you need….There have been a few other people ‘like you, who have been in today to get the same thing!” I was SO GRATEFUL for the other Jews who had already been there and made the man crazy inspecting each board and asking if there were better boards in the back….!! 🥰✡️ He brought me each board and waited for me to give approval without me saying a word!!!! 🤣✡️❤️Am Israel Chai!!

  • @jillefeldme9452
    @jillefeldme9452 День тому +33

    When my mother sees a very large house, her first thought, which she doesn’t keep to herself, is how many bathrooms and who cleans it.

    • @krdiaz8026
      @krdiaz8026 День тому +7

      Me too. I keep thinking, "How do you clean those high ceilings? Too many decorations, too difficult to dust." 😂

  • @fleurdelis7914
    @fleurdelis7914 День тому +41

    I love the Home Depot joke. I’m Jewish and my father, who was also Jewish , owned a hardware store.

    • @jonathangiahn7723
      @jonathangiahn7723 День тому +4

      Same! And now I'm practically in Home Depot every day! Lol!

    • @silvas123
      @silvas123 23 години тому

      And , irony upon irony, the company HD was founded by.....two jews.

    • @oceans.and.deserts
      @oceans.and.deserts 3 години тому +1

      My father is a retired general contractor. Even stranger, we found while doing genealogy that his great-grandfather and uncle, who came from The Pale of Settlement, were general contractors in the US. But, my father is good at giving orders and orchestrating things, not working with his hands.

  • @fivish
    @fivish 3 години тому +2

    There are many Jewish engineers and scientists who know their way round Home Depot.

  • @michaelmisczuk1188
    @michaelmisczuk1188 День тому +10

    23 DAYS ? Yeh, that's shlepping.

  • @markmartinbattle5318
    @markmartinbattle5318 День тому +14

    Put a Church. ... SOOOO funny ha ha ha ha

  • @devblumberg
    @devblumberg 8 годин тому +2

    Modi I would say you are getting funnier and funnier but it’s not true because you’ve been hilarious all along!
    Saw you at the Beacon, great night, great set!

  • @Methne555
    @Methne555 День тому +14

    Those big houses in the UK are incredibly expensive heat which is why most of it is closed off during winter.

  • @naimazia1006
    @naimazia1006 День тому +15

    I never knew I was a jew in the home depot 😂

  • @TheTraktergirl
    @TheTraktergirl День тому +6

    You are the best!! So funny you make my night 😊

  • @Flegetanis
    @Flegetanis 6 годин тому +1

    I moved from Jewish neighborhoods in Long Island & St. Louis to EXACTLY the county in which American Pickers was started. My stepdaughter lives in that town (Le Claire, IA).

  • @srcn1985
    @srcn1985 День тому +33

    It's so different than Jews in Israel 😅

    • @maestromuffin1
      @maestromuffin1 День тому +4

      New york Jew!

    • @rinan4058
      @rinan4058 День тому

      @@maestromuffin1night and day

    • @TheMishpacha5
      @TheMishpacha5 День тому

      Israeli Jews build their own decks 😅

    • @ultrableu1
      @ultrableu1 День тому +1

      AIPAC Jew

    • @DanielLLevy
      @DanielLLevy 19 годин тому

      Don't we uncritically admire the Goyim and have a cultish reverence for the Big Blonde Shickse, a.k.a. the BBS?
      ואני מדבר עלינו בכלל, ולא רק על השמאלנים שביננו, שרוצים נואשות שהגוים יאהבו אותם. לא, כולנו מעריצים את הגוים בלב מלא ותמים, ומחקים בנאמנות, כל גחמה חדשה שלהם. אפילו את שנאתם התהומית אנו מעריכים: אחרת, היינו קונים בכזו התלהבות, שוקולד בלגי וסלמון נורבגי במחירים הגבוהים בעולם?

  • @belladonnabakes
    @belladonnabakes 11 годин тому +2

    The pigs' neshama in the jambalaya 😂😂😂😂

  • @ariannesokal6369
    @ariannesokal6369 День тому +14

    יאללה מחכים לקטעים חדשים נשמה 😍

  • @KatharinaFranca-v9i
    @KatharinaFranca-v9i День тому +13

    Just hilarious😂😂😂

  • @DanielLLevy
    @DanielLLevy 19 годин тому +2

    Absolutely hilarious, even though it does not apply to us Jews of the New Chelm, as we're perfectly comfortable in a hardware shop. My neighborhood shop owner, as a matter of fact, is a true Tzadiq with a thick Persian accent, which only means that he is tough with his suppliers in order to offer his customers friendly prices.

  • @katiethepro
    @katiethepro День тому +8

    Thankx. Very fun

  • @samantharosa-re5041
    @samantharosa-re5041 День тому +8

    I love you, Modi! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tressinar
    @tressinar День тому +7

    I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RIVKAC-b8h
    @RIVKAC-b8h День тому +5

    הרגת אותי 😂😂😂😂

  • @JanuWaray
    @JanuWaray День тому +3

    Whenever I question details in anything we're watching, my late husband would exasperatedly berate me and complain, "Why do you have to break the flow? What did I say when watching shows and movies?
    Suspend your disbelief!"
    Me: "You mean: stop using your brain for a while?"

  • @deavman
    @deavman 16 годин тому +1

    Hechinger, Lowe's, Pergament and Home Depot owners: We don't use the stuff...we just sell it.

  • @chenezory6085
    @chenezory6085 День тому +7

    ניפלא!

  • @voldsomkraftlee2815
    @voldsomkraftlee2815 День тому +7

    I agree about Swamp People❤

  • @Judys_Jewish_Music
    @Judys_Jewish_Music День тому +2

    I was in Home Depot for an hour , looking for a nut & bolt. After choosing a size, I wanted to confirm with an employee. There was no one available, so I finally bought & tried it. (I could’ve returned it, if it didn’t fit.)

  • @BY-yw4ts
    @BY-yw4ts День тому +5

    This is so funny, that’s how I feel walking into Home Depot lol although I am a woman at least. Thankful I married a convert to Judaism who is very handy. 😅

  • @PlumGustave
    @PlumGustave День тому +5

    Jambalaya ingredients 😂🤣😂

  • @aidamarkiw
    @aidamarkiw 21 годину тому +1

    Modi is so funny! I love him! ❤

  • @creamnchery
    @creamnchery День тому +5

    So funny, i first saw you last week, shared your video everywhere and I still laugh everytime i remember the Ayelet joke

  • @DavidSMintzer-i4c
    @DavidSMintzer-i4c День тому +6

    All you gotta do is look for the orange apron

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 18 годин тому +1

    He talks in a southern accent like he’s singing Klezmer music.

  • @davemo65
    @davemo65 День тому +1

    Just saw him at the Beacon in NYC. Could not stop laughing.

  • @kellywalls1902
    @kellywalls1902 День тому +1

    Pure genius 👑 🥳🙏

  • @RevolutionBreeze100
    @RevolutionBreeze100 День тому +2

    Modi you think you're bad re Auntie Liz ... I sat shiva for her!!!!

  • @margaretclemens9553
    @margaretclemens9553 День тому +4

    I love Fauda

  • @altdeleteil
    @altdeleteil 16 хвилин тому

    איזה מלך!

  • @joangravitz3280
    @joangravitz3280 День тому +3

    Does anyone else hear Alan King?

  • @livelovelaugh2130
    @livelovelaugh2130 19 годин тому +1

    The thing about the Jew seeing a castle and thinking about cost of maintenance. Not much of a joke. I'm Jewish and I lived in Central Europe for years. Castle after castle. Very romantic. And always my first thought when I see them? My God, how do people not go into cardiac arrest when they see the water and electricity bill? I mean this sincerely. All the years that I was there, that was my first thought.

  • @byrdcasa
    @byrdcasa День тому +1

    Ah Modi, you need to come visit us in Louisiana.

  • @jaye2320
    @jaye2320 День тому

    Amazing!!

  • @Judys_Jewish_Music
    @Judys_Jewish_Music День тому +1

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @azikbear
    @azikbear День тому +3

    I just make the 770th like

  • @juliarays1271
    @juliarays1271 23 години тому

    hysterical.

  • @yaaraamozig4862
    @yaaraamozig4862 19 годин тому +1

    🤣🤣

  • @renagrossman3202
    @renagrossman3202 День тому +3

    Who is Jaime?

    • @will5150
      @will5150 День тому

      a non jewish audience member.

    • @GreenCanvasInteriorscape
      @GreenCanvasInteriorscape День тому

      Husband?

    • @elizabethsteen581
      @elizabethsteen581 23 години тому

      I think he is a friend who is sitting in the audience. He keeps taking to him throughout the special.

    • @tartarus1322
      @tartarus1322 23 години тому +4

      At the beginning he asks if anyone there is not a Jew. Jamie was the non Jew modi selected to explain Jew things to throughout the show

  • @elyacohen7548
    @elyacohen7548 19 годин тому

    😂❤

  • @rosannaarndt2276
    @rosannaarndt2276 День тому +2

    LMAO

  • @IreneSmith-p6i
    @IreneSmith-p6i 18 годин тому +1

    you are wonderful my parents were survivors, i so understand your humore

  • @KArtoaT
    @KArtoaT 17 годин тому

    🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @roflorio
    @roflorio 14 годин тому

    So funny

  • @eytandallal
    @eytandallal День тому

    This would be funnier if we weren't in galus.

  • @TMCLEC
    @TMCLEC День тому

    😂

  • @DavidSMintzer-i4c
    @DavidSMintzer-i4c День тому +4

    Home Depot was founded by a Jew. I know you're funny. However, we have to respect all people. It doesn't mean we can avoid Jews.

  • @סימוןשלומי
    @סימוןשלומי День тому

    Funny but why cross yourself?

    • @DanielLLevy
      @DanielLLevy 19 годин тому +1

      That was a nice, accurate wink to the Ashkenazi EuroJews, who do not think twice before crossing themselves while uttering "Shma Yisroel"!

    • @comealongcomealong4480
      @comealongcomealong4480 Годину тому

      Out of respect for QEII who was Head of the Christian Faith in Great Britain. I thought it was lovely.

  • @mrgerrytube
    @mrgerrytube 14 годин тому +2

    Racist

  • @johnmartin4461
    @johnmartin4461 2 години тому

    This is repulsive.