Live shows pe aao! Dates and tickets below!!! Tickets: linktr.ee/officiallysane Hyderabad 29 Nov Bangalore 30 Nov Mangalore 1 Dec Goa 8 Dec Noida 13 Dec Delhi 14 Dec Gurgaon 15 Dec Mumbai (Lower Parel) 20 Dec Pune 21 Dec Mumbai (Khar) 23 Dec
1. India: Hinduism vs. Islam 2. Southeast Asia: Buddhism vs. Islam 3. Europe and Americas: Christianity vs. Islam 4. Middle East: Judaism vs. Islam 5. Iran: Zoroastrianism vs. Islam 6. India and Pakistan: Sikhism vs. Islam 7. India: Jainism vs. Islam 8. Middle East and Pakistan: Shia vs. Sunni Muslims 9. Japan: Shinto vs. Islam 10. China: Confucianism vs. Islam 11. South Korea: Korean Tribal Religion vs. Islam 12. Atheism vs. Islam (globally) 13. Africa: Traditional Religions vs. Islam 14. Philippines: Catholicism vs. Islam 15. Russia: Orthodox Christianity vs. Islam 16. Thailand: Buddhism vs. Islam 17. Myanmar: Buddhism vs. Islam 18. Indonesia: Hinduism vs. Islam 19. Malaysia: Buddhism vs. Islam 20. Sri Lanka: Buddhism vs. Islam 21. Turkey: Secularism vs. Islam 22. Egypt: Coptic Christianity vs. Islam 23. Nigeria: Christianity vs. Islam 24. Ethiopia: Orthodox Christianity vs. Islam 25. Kenya: Christianity vs. Islam 26. Tanzania: Christianity vs. Islam 27. Uganda: Christianity vs. Islam
The Quran does not say that the Earth is flat Instead of this it says in Allah's words that We have spread the Earth and it also mentions that the Earth is shaped like an egg (oval shape). Nowhere in the Quran does it say that the Earth is flat. This is just misinformation being spread about Islam. If there is any worthy opponent on news channel to bring them to prove this like Dr. Zakir Naik does. Then this issue doesn't even happen
Chapter 39, verse 2 The Arabic word yukawwiru means "rolling" or "wrap" and can be used to describe something being rolled over a spherical surface. This word is linguistically related to the Arabic word for ball.
@@sajalsaxena-c5h We don't beg Pakistani's attention like p@jeet does to Bisrail .We support Bisrail saar 💦 please continue your genc*de saar. G@y 2 gb ram
@@arfatansari6027 Then debate with them you so called real muslim and prove them wrong quranically or as per Quran. I know you can't because you are fake Muslim like Mohammad
Absolutely loved it. Finally someone addressed the chandraat debacle lol. What a great set! The subtitles with the Bhabha Atomic psrpspshpsh lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:30 It's true because Dubai and Saudi Arabia are Muslim countries but the most difficult to get visas for Pakistan and if they get visas, they still pay peanuts in salary to Pakistanis.
@mkzai Yes Dubai is a city. UAE has banned Pakistani visas citing concerns about terrorism. Meanwhile, Israel, a country accused of killing over 40,000 Palestinian women and children, offers visa- on arrival to its citizens. This discrepancy highlights the stark reality that wealth and power, not religion, often dictate international relation
I'm not a muslim, but by golly these comments! He is as Indian as I am. He has the right to his speech, he's a comedian after all. Please stop with this Hindu v Muslim BS. It's because of senseless people like those who make these remarks that our country is still so divided. Oof.
Brother, you're an intelligent comedian. Very well crafted jokes, it's not like ki jokes mar ke comedian has raha hai taki crowd bhi hasse. Wish to meet you someday.
Thank you for being objective in this comment section full of hindu vs muslim nonsense. Agree with you about this persons craft. His writing different aspects of the zietgiest while delivering the punch line. Transitions are really smooth.
@hrc294 BC ab tere is ek comment ki wajah se dekhna padega breaking bad phirse....7win baar !!!!! also @officiallysane, it couldnt be more true...'crystal blue' set !!
We need more Muslim comics like him to have better understanding of what our brother indians think of themselves and all of us indians..all without bias and prejudice
Salman ne mujhe as a actor pasand hai na host na as a person uske attitude se . Bas ek kaam ki vaja se pasand hai k logo ki kasam se bhot help krta h vo . Humare yaha k maid log sab unke bacho ki padhai salman k trust ki tarf se horhi hai
Hum Indians UK ja sakte hain, lekin uske liye kuch formalities aur rules follow karne padte hain. UK jaane ke liye sabse zaroori cheez hai visa, jo depend karta hai ki tum kis purpose ke liye jaa rahe ho: 1. Tourism/Visit Visa: Agar tum sirf ghoomne ya kisi se milne ja rahe ho, toh "Standard Visitor Visa" apply karna padta hai. Validity: Usually 6 months. Requirements: Bank balance proof. Accommodation details. Return ticket (proof ki tum wapas aaoge). 2. Study Visa: Agar tum UK mein padhai ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh "Student Visa (Tier 4)" apply karte ho. Requirements: Admission letter kisi UK university se. Financial proof (tuition fees aur living expenses ke liye). English proficiency test (IELTS, etc.). 3. Work Visa: Agar tum kaam ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh tumhe work visa chahiye. Requirements: Job offer kisi UK-based company se. Sponsorship certificate from employer. 4. Immigration Rules (Post-Brexit): UK ne apne immigration rules 2021 ke baad thode strict kar diye hain, lekin agar tum sab conditions fulfill karte ho, toh visa milna possible hai. Common Challenges: Visa denials ho sakte hain agar proper documents na ho. Financial proof aur background check strict hote hain. Agar tumhe sahi documents aur valid purpose ke saath apply karte ho, toh UK jaana bilkul possible hai. @@antima.nagendra
@@sumitchand2868 lmao miss ma'am I've done enough research to find the truth and am sure enough to know what I'm believing is the truth. What about you? Did you research about your belief or are you just following it because you were born in it and taught to believe it by your parents? I open minded look into debates regarding religion and would recommend you to do the same and we'll see who needs guidance :) may Allah bless you. Fe Aman ilah
As a Hindu I hate another Hindu too, it's not about religion its about character, only wise people in the comment section will understand, others are allowed to criticize me I ll never change my mind
🗣🗣🗣"That was not funny Hindus are being tortured in Pakistan and Bangladesh.......", some things ever...(typo)EDIT:never get old even after u live it everyday😁😁
So So So smartly and humoursly handeled the topic... this was very much needed from a comic and you delivered this very gracefully... laughed throughout the video❤❤.. very funny and thrilling... much love bro 🫡🫡
@nejad_ihsan haha those channels deliberately pick and cherry things and only add parts which are in their favour. alhamdulillah we don't have to argue and fall into discourses to prove our faith right. y'all do it because you don't trust your faith enough just like your figures😂
@@fatima.x11 Yeah, When all the prophets were giving Dawah, they didn't engage in any discourse nor argued with their people nor gave them proofs. They were inviting them to a blind faith. (Nauzubillah) Yes, we argue in favour of our beliefs and give evidences for it because I don't trust my faith. I'd have been a strong believer like the shiites If I blindly believed and didn't ask any questions. Nice logic there Yes, Those channels when engaging with shiites do cherry picking when refuting their arguments. Yes, refuting shiism with proofs = cherry picking. Another, praiseworthy logic Maybe I should begin with "haha" too if my belief was that strong, I didn't and it seems my belief isn't that strong. Our Figures are the prophets from Adam to Muhammad (Peace be upon all of them), The 3 righteous generations and all those who follow them in their righteousness.
@nejad_ihsan the prophets gave dawah to invite people to one true religion and on tawheed. they never uploaded videos on UA-cam and attack the other muslim denomination. it's Holy Prophet saws who said that he's leaving behind Qur'an and his progeny for us to follow after him! oh but yeah for u umars sunnah matter more
Really, aesi chiz jo unhone deki bhi ni uske liye millions of logo ki death😂 alg hi craze he bhai, Correct bola earth ko hi heaven bna do na , kya jrurat he 72 hooro ki , sharab ya dhudh ki nadiyon, jawaan ldko ki (context khud dhudho ab😁), wgera wgera Ye jo life mili he isi me bhaichare se rho lekin ni 😂😂
This video is so much funny i love it maine toh aj se big fan har video dekhne jaa rhy ho best video love it brooo amazing bhout viral hogi in sha Allah 💗🤣😭
@Officiallysane, the moment I saw the thumbnail I wondered if the content wouldn't live up to the associated heightened expectations. But it did ! This was a nice set with Muslim jokes, political jokes and non political jokes ! You were naturally funny and charismatic, not to mention good looking. Keep going !
Saw this show or a work in progress version of it live, and I really miss the bit where everyone expects you to be a poet because youre muslim, especially the bit where you like act it out with your hands, it was a good callback. Anyways, love you bro, great stuff
First standup comedy watching in yt and couldn't stop laughing rather than other famous comedian hassi aati hi nhi unke jokes pe😂😂 great work brother ❤❤
👉"Kisi aadmi ke bura hone ke liye itna hi kafi hai ke wo apne Muslim bhai ko kamtar jane". 👉"Apne bhai se jagda na karo, na uska mazaq urao, na usse koi aesa wada karo jise tum pura na kar sako". 👉"Bahut zyada hasa mat karo kyuki zyada hasna dil ko murda kar deta hai". 👉"Bhali baat sikhana khamoshi se behtar hai aor khamoshi buri baat sikhane se behtar hai". (📚 Hadis)
Sahih Bukhari 3894 Hadith on Al-Ansar of Sahih Bukhari 3894 is about The Merits Of Al-Ansar as written by Imam Muhammad al-Bukhari. The original Hadith is written in Arabic and translated in English and Urdu. The chapter The Merits Of Al-Ansar has one hundred and seventy-three as total Hadith on this topic. Sahih Bukhari Hadith No. 3894 Chapter 64 The Merits Of Al-Ansar Book Sahih Bukhari Hadith No 3894 Baab Ansar Ke Munaqib ENGLISH ARABIC URDU Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck. Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age.
@@OdiaBulletin247 Everyone is children of Adam and all are brothers and sisters. Islam believes in brotherhood. However, Muslims are brothers in Islam because each Prophet and their followers are considered as nations. So there is nation of Abraham, Moses, Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad Peace Be Upon Him.
BR Ambedkar wrote in 'Pakistan or Partition of India'. "Islam divides as inexorably as it binds. Islam is a close corporation and the distinction that it makes between Muslims and non-Muslims is a very real, very positive and very alienating distinction. The brotherhood of Islam is not the universal brotherhood of man. It is a brotherhood of Muslims for Muslims only. There is a fraternity, but its benefit is confined to those within that corporation. For those who are outside the corporation, there is nothing but contempt and enmity"
@@oneonly8388 Yes, thats a very decent way of putting it. There is more untouchability in Islam than anywhere else which Ambedkar wantonly didnt tell. Every non-Muslim is an animal and najiz - Impure
@@oneonly8388 Ambedkar concluded that Hinduism, as practiced, could not be a religion of equality or justice. He expressed frustration with efforts to reform Hinduism and ultimately renounced it. On October 14, 1956, he converted to Buddhism along with hundreds of thousands of his followers, seeing it as a more egalitarian and rational path. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bahut ache bhai lekin 0.7x speed mein baat karna. Kaafi saare ache punches log samajhte hi, next sentence sunna padta hai. Pause dena thoda, logon ko hasne ke liye chahiye, bhaagti hui train nahi pakadni hai unhe. All the best
@@Ecqlectiqc😂 Khush Ho Ya Dukhi Ho ? 😂 Ex Muslims Badh Rahe 😂 Tan Tan Se Juda Kyu Nahi Ho Raha Aaj Kal 😂 Kabhi Socha He 😂? Ex Muslims Ka Darr Badh Raha He 😂
@@jeeat0067 they are already doing it 😂 Nasa or isro me kaam krne wale kya alien he 😂, kbhi time nikal ke check krna nasa me kitne % indians(Hindus) se Hindus to hote he rational he proofs to boht he ye nasa isro wala to mene de bhi diya baki rational hone ko kon bolra he ek muslim😂 what a hypocrisy🤣 Jao jake quran smjho or socho kha sach me humanity se bhi upr islam he
You do not need a bunch of people to gather around to tell apart a Muslim from a Munafiq, one's actions tell the tale. If, as a Muslim, you think this guy is representative of Islam, then you've got it all wrong.
@@TheWarriorEmerged well he is certainly not representative of Islam...he is a standup comedian .....and he meant like sometimes Muslims do gossip about other muslims which don't follow the deen
@@IS-kq8py A stand up comedian who happens to be a "Muslim" who's making jokes about his faith. Well, wake up, he's a Munafiq. No Muslim will EVER make fun of Islam or our culture. The problem he's misguiding the youth of the Indian Muslim community. May Allah guide us all and protect us from Shirk and Munafaqat.
@@TheWarriorEmerged Ofc we anyone who believes him word for word would be stupid. He is exaggerating for comedic reasons. He is'nt a spokesperson for Islam just a comedian, but yeah he should use better words since some people take it literally.
@@IS-kq8py he's a M-U-S-L-I-M stand up comedian who's making a clown show of his religion for views, if you deep it he ain't Muslim at all if can so convinientely make fun of the Deen or our culture. No Muslim would dare do that. It's a major sin to that. Btw no one celebrates Eid on different days, but he gotta stand there lie.
People who are commenting that he used victim card or he brought his agenda are the reason he is funny, because according to their racist mentality , he can not even talk about the bullshit Hindutva crowd say and do or else he is using victim car. the level of hypocrisy is palpable.
Hilarious set dude .. too good !! I found him quite similar to russel peters (specially in the crowd work). Bohut aage jaoge hussain bhai ... basss maksad nehi bhulna😂 !! Love ya ...❤awesme
Na quran has no objection about a men or women's clothes just the sater that are the parts of the body to be covered which for men it is from belly button to knee caps. Ans for women whole body
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Live shows pe aao! Dates and tickets below!!!
Tickets: linktr.ee/officiallysane
Hyderabad 29 Nov
Bangalore 30 Nov
Mangalore 1 Dec
Goa 8 Dec
Noida 13 Dec
Delhi 14 Dec
Gurgaon 15 Dec
Mumbai (Lower Parel) 20 Dec
Pune 21 Dec
Mumbai (Khar) 23 Dec
delhi mat aajaiyo bhai XD
Nagpur me kab dastak donge mia
Ahmedabad aa jaao hussain bhaiii
Good luck . You are better than many comedians . keep it up bhai.
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1. India: Hinduism vs. Islam
2. Southeast Asia: Buddhism vs. Islam
3. Europe and Americas: Christianity vs. Islam
4. Middle East: Judaism vs. Islam
5. Iran: Zoroastrianism vs. Islam
6. India and Pakistan: Sikhism vs. Islam
7. India: Jainism vs. Islam
8. Middle East and Pakistan: Shia vs. Sunni Muslims
9. Japan: Shinto vs. Islam
10. China: Confucianism vs. Islam
11. South Korea: Korean Tribal Religion vs. Islam
12. Atheism vs. Islam (globally)
13. Africa: Traditional Religions vs. Islam
14. Philippines: Catholicism vs. Islam
15. Russia: Orthodox Christianity vs. Islam
16. Thailand: Buddhism vs. Islam
17. Myanmar: Buddhism vs. Islam
18. Indonesia: Hinduism vs. Islam
19. Malaysia: Buddhism vs. Islam
20. Sri Lanka: Buddhism vs. Islam
21. Turkey: Secularism vs. Islam
22. Egypt: Coptic Christianity vs. Islam
23. Nigeria: Christianity vs. Islam
24. Ethiopia: Orthodox Christianity vs. Islam
25. Kenya: Christianity vs. Islam
26. Tanzania: Christianity vs. Islam
27. Uganda: Christianity vs. Islam
this means islam is protagonist of this world ,not like sanatan no one gives shit about them
If everybody is against one religion , maybe that religion is the truth. That is the logic, you stepped on your own tail.
In Pakistan, Yemen, Syria, etc Izlam is against Izlam. Ab bolo@@WrongmandoingWrongthings
@@WrongmandoingWrongthings 😂😂 what do you smoke? These type of comments proof how stupid is peacfuls are
@@AdityaThakur-vf3ot Lmao he is speaking facts dumass. If the world is against certain religion then its definitely a true religion
Now this is called comedy jihaad 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Great
😂😂😂😂
I agree you brother
Peace vs Peace = Ultra Peace 💣
Chalo gobar to nahi khata kam sa kam💩.
Hindus are crazy becoz in islam doing sucide is haram
sanghi jaake gobar khaana
Gobar + Gobar = UltraGobar
Piece ☠️
Standup mai 'Maqsad' nhi bhula yeh 😂😂😂
It's a social issue .
Slum Mein pucho kitne Muslim hai 99% hand raise karenge
@@Trend4ubroIt's a social issue, Kaya ho raha he Bangladesh me
Keep barking it
@@emraan94stop fucking goat... My name is khan and I am terrorist
Great line "ye Muslim log sab milke"
Where? What is that meeting point?
Great joke and good punch ❤
Of course it's Madrasa 😁.
@@BruceWayne-qe7bsbro Madrasa is the point where division starts
@@shahabnadvi05 of course bhai we know it😁. We are also saying the same thing.
Mai to pehele hi bola tha khidki se koi jhaak raha hai ....
Madarsa, everybody has answer for it
Please crack joke on "🌎 Earth is flat"
WhatsApp university graduated ✅
The Quran does not say that the Earth is flat Instead of this it says in Allah's words that We have spread the Earth and it also mentions that the Earth is shaped like an egg (oval shape). Nowhere in the Quran does it say that the Earth is flat. This is just misinformation being spread about Islam. If there is any worthy opponent on news channel to bring them to prove this like Dr. Zakir Naik does. Then this issue doesn't even happen
Earth is round as per Quran not flat as andhbhakt like to spread lies
Moot ka sevan kam Keya Karo moot pine walo 😂😂
Chapter 39, verse 2
The Arabic word yukawwiru means "rolling" or "wrap" and can be used to describe something being rolled over a spherical surface. This word is linguistically related to the Arabic word for ball.
He tried look secular, but once a muslim, always a peaceful 😅😅😅
The only good muslims are ........
yup hindus tooo
@@InShotDHARMA 1 glass mujhe bhi dena jo abhi pee
Kr k aaya h
You got it i know 😜
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣
@@InShotDHARMA tanatani be like if i don't comment about muslims my prayer towards bhagwan is not valid 😁😁
Havent heard such dark humour in decade. I have been under depression since a long time. Watched yr episode and it made my day. Keep it up!!
Why muslim hate Jewish community?🤔🤔🤔
Kiu Bisrail tera bap hai keya?
Look up what Jews think about Idol worshippers like Hindus. You will not be disappointed.
Muslims dont hate Jews but hate Izrael, there is a difference.
@@Jojo_607toh pakistan se itna pyar kyu hai woh tumhara baap hai kya?
@@sajalsaxena-c5h We don't beg Pakistani's attention like p@jeet does to Bisrail .We support Bisrail saar 💦 please continue your genc*de saar. G@y 2 gb ram
Fun Fact -: He trying to defend.. 😂🤡
absolutely. it was clear.,.,
@@SuhadKim-s3t insallah
@@SuhadKim-s3t 😂😂😂
@@SuhadKim-s3tGufa PUTRA
100% correct. But a failed attempt
bro casually sliding the jokes on news channels acting cool and think we won't notice.
But whatever he is talking....is 100% truth
@@harshajain461not 100 percent
Notice and do what.More hatred.
@@suheabkamran267 real hatred is ur holi buk ,,, what is written for jews and idol worshipers,,
@@DrMeetPatel How dumb lindus are lmao
What are these commenters high on? The jokes were good and they werent even controversial. why is there so much hate here?
Their purpose is just to hate....they are not even here for comedy...
They literally are hate mongers.
Bruh... seriously so true!
Tu bhi muslim Allah bullah nallah wala hai shayad
@@DrNehaPasi
Watch
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Konsa hate dek liya 😂muje to ni dikha aesa kuch
Funny - but sadly It’s Hindus in Bangladesh reduced from 23% to 4% and in some years 0% . 😂😂😂
Whatsapp university
@@afsarwarsee6475 Yes you are . Doesn’t read data published by Bangladesh government itself .
Surely a Madarsa university product
@@afsarwarsee6475madrasaa ke padaish jake facts dekhle . Badme whatsapp rona
I wish its true, but we know it only happens in your whatsapp university
@@afsarwarsee6475YHI BAAT APNE ALLAH ,QUARAN KI SWEAR PE KR BOL DE AND BOL AGR TU JHUTU HUA TO TUJHE JAHUNUM NASIB HO
More power and love from an Indian brother 🤌🏻❤
Yes brother🔥🔥
Dr Zakir Naik @@ronakpatel700
@@ronakpatel700fake muslim 😂🤣
Very true it’s like Muslim nai hi sab Muslims ko roast kar daala😂😎
@@arfatansari6027
Then debate with them you so called real muslim and prove them wrong quranically or as per Quran. I know you can't because you are fake Muslim like Mohammad
Absolutely loved it. Finally someone addressed the chandraat debacle lol. What a great set! The subtitles with the Bhabha Atomic psrpspshpsh lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahaha
Audience is too dull for his intellect. I feel bad
😅😅😅
@@silington1Yeah I also felt the same, especially on England joke😂😂
@@silington1 even the “wo Javed uncle ki line thi”
Not everyone got that reference! 2:24
This is so fresh! Needed this. Mad good!! ❤
Creating awareness in both sides while killing it. Tight set
🙌
It's not for AWARENESS. It's just for comedy.
@@luci0912 with the hate going on, it is awareness.
@@luci0912it is actually awareness blended with comedy
Absolutely Absolutely true ❤
3:30
It's true because Dubai and Saudi Arabia are Muslim countries but the most difficult to get visas for Pakistan and if they get visas, they still pay peanuts in salary to Pakistanis.
Dubai isn't a country
@mkzai
Yes Dubai is a city.
UAE has banned Pakistani visas citing concerns about terrorism.
Meanwhile, Israel, a country accused of killing over 40,000 Palestinian women and children, offers visa-
on arrival to its citizens.
This discrepancy highlights the stark reality that wealth and power, not religion, often dictate international relation
Find out the reason behind 😊
@cshinekashyap8060
Poverty.
Bro Dubai and saudi sheikh left isllam that why they are looking like European ideology
They are not true musslim anymore. 👍
I was like "Ye itni jldi kyun khatm ho gya".
Thanks brother.
Bhai uska kata huya hai na
@@Mohit7nkya ? shivling ?
(Don't search GUDIMALLAM LINGAM)
@@MR.FlyingMonkey They worship it 😂😂😂😂
@@Mohit7n Usse size nhi kam hoti 😅😅, even your fav corn stars do it for hygine reasons. Zews and Christians as well.
@@videoproject1-jr5mp "kya wo mere shivling par bhi dodh dalenge"
I'm not a muslim, but by golly these comments! He is as Indian as I am. He has the right to his speech, he's a comedian after all. Please stop with this Hindu v Muslim BS. It's because of senseless people like those who make these remarks that our country is still so divided. Oof.
You are abdul😂
@@sr7895you're tanatani😂
Never understood Geeta upanishad only followed Rss and maafiveer
@@sr7895and you must be Lindu 😅
Atleast a I found a intelligent person
@@sr7895 bro, you don't even know my identity, and yet you assume what I am??? Ridiculous.
Delivered a sensitive topic in such a humorous and delightful manner without hurting anyone's emotions.....
Hats off to u bro...🎩
Keep it up...👍🏼
you are what he lovingly calls "an useful idiot"
you are the only hope for these "secular" and "victimized" abduls, which are aplenty around here.
Brother, you're an intelligent comedian. Very well crafted jokes, it's not like ki jokes mar ke comedian has raha hai taki crowd bhi hasse. Wish to meet you someday.
Thank you for being objective in this comment section full of hindu vs muslim nonsense. Agree with you about this persons craft. His writing different aspects of the zietgiest while delivering the punch line. Transitions are really smooth.
Very good writing and jokes and punches. Great set. All the best.
Thank you Mohit
@@Officiallysane basic ass name again
@ 😂😂😂
HINDU say- Bum Bum
People say-BHOLE
MUSLIM say- Bum Bum
People- Run away
😂😂😂😂
Spelling mistake wo Lindu* hota hai🤡
Haha people say respect women hindu say rape women😂
Ummedali, spelling mistake ek aur correct karna aap bhulgaye, wo chuslim hota hai 🤡
@@UMMEDALI-o3z
Wo bum hindi me likha hai
Tera urdu me boom ho jata hai pta hai hmlog ko
Gyan ki baat aap na kre whi achha hoga aap logo ke liye 😂
joke hai guys serious mat ho jao
As my man Tuco would say - Tight Tight Tight!
Hahahahaah
xD
@hrc294 BC ab tere is ek comment ki wajah se dekhna padega breaking bad phirse....7win baar !!!!!
also @officiallysane, it couldnt be more true...'crystal blue' set !!
keep bringing this shit --- red, yellow, white 😂😂
@@Officiallysane i love how u cut ussko and wrote unnko . lol
We need more Muslim comics like him to have better understanding of what our brother indians think of themselves and all of us indians..all without bias and prejudice
Salman bhai be like: Aau kya apni par 😂
Nehi nehi
He will be like : tu road pe mil
Tujhe driving sikhata hu
Trend ban gaya Hai ab in logon ka ki Salman par ghatiya comedy Karen taaki thoda famous hojaye ye
Salman ne mujhe as a actor pasand hai na host na as a person uske attitude se . Bas ek kaam ki vaja se pasand hai k logo ki kasam se bhot help krta h vo . Humare yaha k maid log sab unke bacho ki padhai salman k trust ki tarf se horhi hai
Bhai Dil me aate hai samajh me nahi.@@zulfiqarshaikh5598
@@zulfiqarshaikh5598only muslim and Bangladeshis maid ki help karte hai... Be specific bhai
Are bro seriously nailed it🤩😂 the video has very deep meaning conversation's the way you present ♥️ really appreciated 👍
That England joke was soo good
Just like the UK visa, not everyone gets it.
@@Officiallysane Yaa, Only cricket viewers got it
Hum Indians UK ja sakte hain, lekin uske liye kuch formalities aur rules follow karne padte hain. UK jaane ke liye sabse zaroori cheez hai visa, jo depend karta hai ki tum kis purpose ke liye jaa rahe ho:
1. Tourism/Visit Visa:
Agar tum sirf ghoomne ya kisi se milne ja rahe ho, toh "Standard Visitor Visa" apply karna padta hai.
Validity: Usually 6 months.
Requirements:
Bank balance proof.
Accommodation details.
Return ticket (proof ki tum wapas aaoge).
2. Study Visa:
Agar tum UK mein padhai ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh "Student Visa (Tier 4)" apply karte ho.
Requirements:
Admission letter kisi UK university se.
Financial proof (tuition fees aur living expenses ke liye).
English proficiency test (IELTS, etc.).
3. Work Visa:
Agar tum kaam ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh tumhe work visa chahiye.
Requirements:
Job offer kisi UK-based company se.
Sponsorship certificate from employer.
4. Immigration Rules (Post-Brexit):
UK ne apne immigration rules 2021 ke baad thode strict kar diye hain, lekin agar tum sab conditions fulfill karte ho, toh visa milna possible hai.
Common Challenges:
Visa denials ho sakte hain agar proper documents na ho.
Financial proof aur background check strict hote hain.
Agar tumhe sahi documents aur valid purpose ke saath apply karte ho, toh UK jaana bilkul possible hai.
@@antima.nagendra
Yeah absolutely, but the most audience there didn't get that
@@antima.nagendraNot just cricket bro 😂 England even created football and is bad at it
Best one “ mehr is set according to your husband’s auqaat” 😂😂
Money is not everything if you are Good man you know
Getting rich from Inside it's everything
@@DEENI_EDITS794 PAISAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🌀
Setting Mehr is one thing but agreeing to pay is different. It depends upon the wife's auqat. (Sadly Some people even do not pay until they die )
This is new type of LOVE JIHAD
Be careful girls
Jaago Hindu jaago
Muslims KO Dekh me hi Hinduism Yaad ata hai apko. Get some help :)
@@unicraft1250I think he is talking about someone like you....get some help or youll regret
Dimaag ka illaz karwao bahut zaroori h
@@sumitchand2868 lmao miss ma'am I've done enough research to find the truth and am sure enough to know what I'm believing is the truth. What about you? Did you research about your belief or are you just following it because you were born in it and taught to believe it by your parents? I open minded look into debates regarding religion and would recommend you to do the same and we'll see who needs guidance :) may Allah bless you. Fe Aman ilah
Like we want your girls?? Hindu girls line marti hai hampe still we prefer to stay single dude 😂😂
As a Hindu I hate another Hindu too, it's not about religion its about character, only wise people in the comment section will understand, others are allowed to criticize me I ll never change my mind
Then who do you like?
@569-shashankjoshi7 I like people in any religion or atheist who respects the existence of other religions
Adam seeker & ex Muslim sahil kone me baith kr ro rahe hai 😂😂😂
14:28 savage 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly it’s my favourite line also haha
@Officiallysane lol it has to be indeed
6:36 So relatable. All the 'wazifah' schemes she brings to the table😂😂😂
😂soft brainwashing
its good for increasing tolerance in society
Muslim log baht badh hi rahe hai, that is a real risk. don't dismiss it.
Badegi...
Magar bachhe Paidha karke nahi...
Revolution aayega , public k minds me , Badhlaao aayega Hinduon me ...
chup lawdi tfr decline hora , lindugiri mat macha
Actually not according to indian government statistics. Plz call the government and show them your statistics so they can correct theirs
🗣🗣🗣"That was not funny Hindus are being tortured in Pakistan and Bangladesh.......", some things ever...(typo)EDIT:never get old even after u live it everyday😁😁
bhai the best antidote to this BS is EDUCATION someone needs to tell these people that aur take social media out of their hand all jios fault 😂
@abdullahshahid9052 sehmat 😁 👍
@@KollaKatra if you close your eyes then you can't see the torture
Same in India
"That was not funny Muslims* are being tortured in India and Kashmir......."
@@AsfaJamil-k1h No one is torturing them show me evidence
So So So smartly and humoursly handeled the topic... this was very much needed from a comic and you delivered this very gracefully... laughed throughout the video❤❤.. very funny and thrilling... much love bro 🫡🫡
Guys he doesn’t need to sound politically correct
He’s a comedian
The jokes were kickass
And this shit wasn’t a social awareness documentary
Loved it. Bro definitely needs more audience.
Man, this was super hilarious and much needed!! Amazing content, and crazy delivery!
Divided by religion United by mother's 😅😂
Does your mother also send anything which confirm you heaven 😂
@@AlbertEinstein-cd5sz NAH ! DO GOOD WORK
lots of love from Mangalore ♥ ♥ nindo usta g naan eee video kaatre 😂 😂
If Muslims keep their faith as private affair between them and God, nobody has an issue.
Love from a Shia muslim from Pakistan!! just one video in and you're already my favourite stand up comedian 🤭💓
Yo, where you from? In Pakistan?
Look at the discussions in "The Muslim Lantern" with Shiites. Also see "The Sunnah Defense"
@nejad_ihsan haha those channels deliberately pick and cherry things and only add parts which are in their favour. alhamdulillah we don't have to argue and fall into discourses to prove our faith right. y'all do it because you don't trust your faith enough just like your figures😂
@@fatima.x11 Yeah, When all the prophets were giving Dawah, they didn't engage in any discourse nor argued with their people nor gave them proofs. They were inviting them to a blind faith. (Nauzubillah)
Yes, we argue in favour of our beliefs and give evidences for it because I don't trust my faith. I'd have been a strong believer like the shiites If I blindly believed and didn't ask any questions. Nice logic there
Yes, Those channels when engaging with shiites do cherry picking when refuting their arguments. Yes, refuting shiism with proofs = cherry picking. Another, praiseworthy logic
Maybe I should begin with "haha" too if my belief was that strong, I didn't and it seems my belief isn't that strong.
Our Figures are the prophets from Adam to Muhammad (Peace be upon all of them), The 3 righteous generations and all those who follow them in their righteousness.
@nejad_ihsan the prophets gave dawah to invite people to one true religion and on tawheed. they never uploaded videos on UA-cam and attack the other muslim denomination. it's Holy Prophet saws who said that he's leaving behind Qur'an and his progeny for us to follow after him! oh but yeah for u umars sunnah matter more
6:44 I don't understand why Muslims are so mad about going to heaven😂😂 I mean first we all should try to make this mother Earth a heaven ❤😂
Because life in heaven in forever and life in earth is limited.
Because the life is just a drop of sea....and remaining water is real here after
@@aadil4787
That's what your FAKE-PROPHET muhammad told you 😂😂😂
Really, aesi chiz jo unhone deki bhi ni uske liye millions of logo ki death😂 alg hi craze he bhai,
Correct bola earth ko hi heaven bna do na , kya jrurat he 72 hooro ki , sharab ya dhudh ki nadiyon, jawaan ldko ki (context khud dhudho ab😁), wgera wgera
Ye jo life mili he isi me bhaichare se rho lekin ni 😂😂
@@aadil4787 that still doesnt answer the commentators argument
This video is so much funny i love it maine toh aj se big fan har video dekhne jaa rhy ho best video love it brooo amazing bhout viral hogi in sha Allah 💗🤣😭
He spits fact for how a muslim of india view's by his own fellow indian and how muslims is deeply divided.and how arrange and love merrage really are
6:40 YOU KILLED IT BROO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was judging him hard in the beginning but he won me over. Really well written set. Kudos
🙌 Absolute comedy 🙌
What a nice and funny video. All the very best in the future.
You are too good bro... Definitely going to get millions of subcribers !
Munawar from 2019-2023 be like:
16 minutes of pure perfection 👏👏
He is really underrated! great content and delivery!
Wholesome performance and Crown 👌🏻🔥
But phir wahi comment section me aapas me ladd rhe sab 🤦🏻
Al takiya. Though you were spitting facts on muslims.
Jab tak Sanatani majority me ye log Al-Takiya hi karte rahenge
🤨
@@LeviAckerman-nx2nihypocrisy and musalman same word bana Dia apne
@@indiangirl727
Maine nahi banaya, ye sale hamesha se hypocrite rahe hai
😂
15:52 Fantastic Fantabulous really.
Keep up the good work brother . Jokes were funny fr disregard the unnecessary hate ❤.
Muslims meet muslims during collecting stones😂😂😂😅
I MUST SAY MUSLIMS ASSEMBLE 😆
& next muslims peoples say shia present,sunni present, tableeghi jamaat present but not muslims oh 😓
friday mosque gatherings
We gather on every occasion! At least stone worshipers shouldn't be the one to talk 😂😂
Caste system k Malik hmy btaye gy rights Kya hoty hain 😂😂😂😂
And u nallas gather to dig the mosque find ur idol sleep underneath
8:05 "Oh my god no stop"💅🤣
Saw this live!! Became a fan ! ❤️
😎😎🙌🙌
Bhai mai agar show me aau toh kya mai AC ban sakta hu ?
@@ASIM-IQBAL_SHAIKH😂
@Officiallysane, the moment I saw the thumbnail I wondered if the content wouldn't live up to the associated heightened expectations. But it did ! This was a nice set with Muslim jokes, political jokes and non political jokes ! You were naturally funny and charismatic, not to mention good looking. Keep going !
Amazing set bhai, loved it! ❤
Saw this show or a work in progress version of it live, and I really miss the bit where everyone expects you to be a poet because youre muslim, especially the bit where you like act it out with your hands, it was a good callback. Anyways, love you bro, great stuff
Hahah that! Is now a part of a different bit ! :D
Ex Muslim ✅
Muslim ❌
Only muslims❤❤❤❤❤
Hindus becoming ex muchlims saar😭
Good one... I love this guy...😊
First standup comedy watching in yt and couldn't stop laughing rather than other famous comedian hassi aati hi nhi unke jokes pe😂😂 great work brother ❤❤
Haasi kahan aa rhi h
THE AMOUNT OF HATE IN THE COMMENTS REFLECTS HOW TOXIC INDIAN SOCIETY IS WITH THE MINORITIES.
Nah not minorities just muslims there actions is the reason for the hate !
👉"Kisi aadmi ke bura hone ke liye itna hi kafi hai ke wo apne Muslim bhai ko kamtar jane".
👉"Apne bhai se jagda na karo, na uska mazaq urao, na usse koi aesa wada karo jise tum pura na kar sako".
👉"Bahut zyada hasa mat karo kyuki zyada hasna dil ko murda kar deta hai".
👉"Bhali baat sikhana khamoshi se behtar hai aor khamoshi buri baat sikhane se behtar hai".
(📚 Hadis)
@saqlainrazvi2521
hindu, chjristian , others are not your brothers ?
Aa gaya "bhaichara"
Sahih Bukhari 3894
Hadith on Al-Ansar of Sahih Bukhari 3894 is about The Merits Of Al-Ansar as written by Imam Muhammad al-Bukhari. The original Hadith is written in Arabic and translated in English and Urdu. The chapter The Merits Of Al-Ansar has one hundred and seventy-three as total Hadith on this topic.
Sahih Bukhari Hadith No. 3894
Chapter 64 The Merits Of Al-Ansar
Book Sahih Bukhari
Hadith No 3894
Baab Ansar Ke Munaqib
ENGLISH
ARABIC
URDU
Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck. Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age.
@@OdiaBulletin247 Everyone is children of Adam and all are brothers and sisters. Islam believes in brotherhood. However, Muslims are brothers in Islam because each Prophet and their followers are considered as nations. So there is nation of Abraham, Moses, Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad Peace Be Upon Him.
@@OdiaBulletin247no
Bhai loved the show 😂😂😂😂 jaipur me bhi karo na
Comedy Jihaad 😂😂😂😂😂🗣️
Andhnamazi in comments be like: oo Paijaan, Ye Yahudi saazish hai, Ye Bhagwa saazish hai 🤡🤡🤣🤣
BR Ambedkar wrote in 'Pakistan or Partition of India'.
"Islam divides as inexorably as it binds. Islam is a close corporation and the distinction that it makes between Muslims and non-Muslims is a very real, very positive and very alienating distinction. The brotherhood of Islam is not the universal brotherhood of man. It is a brotherhood of Muslims for Muslims only. There is a fraternity, but its benefit is confined to those within that corporation. For those who are outside the corporation, there is nothing but contempt and enmity"
JahilNamaji 😂
Or ak andbhakt ageya 🤡🤡💩
@@oneonly8388 Yes, thats a very decent way of putting it. There is more untouchability in Islam than anywhere else which Ambedkar wantonly didnt tell.
Every non-Muslim is an animal and najiz - Impure
@@oneonly8388 Ambedkar concluded that Hinduism, as practiced, could not be a religion of equality or justice. He expressed frustration with efforts to reform Hinduism and ultimately renounced it.
On October 14, 1956, he converted to Buddhism along with hundreds of thousands of his followers, seeing it as a more egalitarian and rational path. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please keep going !! You are amazing !! Inshallah you’ll be be very very very successful!! ♥️♥️🧿
Bahut ache bhai lekin 0.7x speed mein baat karna. Kaafi saare ache punches log samajhte hi, next sentence sunna padta hai. Pause dena thoda, logon ko hasne ke liye chahiye, bhaagti hui train nahi pakadni hai unhe. All the best
Haan yaar I know… trying
Ye dekho Stand-up ke zakir bhai aa gaye 😂
@@Officiallysanedon't do it bro.. Continue with the flow.. The break given is irritating
you earned a new subscriber today mate!!!♥
Every Muslim should watch adamseeker's videos❤
Every Hindu should watch Dr Babasaheb Bhim Rao Ambedkar 😢😢 💙💙 and why he burnt मनुस्मृति Manusmriti
@@Ecqlectiqc😂 Khush Ho Ya Dukhi Ho ? 😂 Ex Muslims Badh Rahe 😂 Tan Tan Se Juda Kyu Nahi Ho Raha Aaj Kal 😂 Kabhi Socha He 😂? Ex Muslims Ka Darr Badh Raha He 😂
@@Ecqlectiqc yes absolutely 😂, sath me dr ambedkar ke thoughta islam or muslims pr kya the ye bhi janna chye sbko
Every Sanatani Or Hindu Should Watch Science Journey and Rational World 😂😂😂
@@jeeat0067 they are already doing it 😂
Nasa or isro me kaam krne wale kya alien he 😂, kbhi time nikal ke check krna nasa me kitne % indians(Hindus) se
Hindus to hote he rational he proofs to boht he ye nasa isro wala to mene de bhi diya baki rational hone ko kon bolra he ek muslim😂 what a hypocrisy🤣
Jao jake quran smjho or socho kha sach me humanity se bhi upr islam he
You absolutely nailed it ! With talent like this ,it’s only a matter of time before you’re a sensation!..nothings more relatable than 3:35 😶
Thank you 🙌
@@Officiallysanebhai Aap ne Bhagwa love trap ke bare nhi bola 😡
You know nothing about Islam. U r ridiculing Islam. 😢
either may be you're shia or ex muslim which is making you relatable 😂
@ I’m not
Bhai tu bohot aage jayega! Hats off! Too good mere bhai, keep up the good work, subscribed!
Nice bro 😂
That was really good 👍 keep going🎉
The fact you realise it's more than a stand up 👏👏
Great job brother,had great laughs 🙌🙌
Nope its just a standup😂😂
@@Manan-k3i i was joking! Its awareness as well 😁.
Hope You're happy now :)
2:10 Selmon Bhoi deer 🦌 in headlights 😂😂😂
4:51 Diwali bhi lunar postition pr hi rehti hai
'Amavasya ki raat'
but we have a calendar for that purpose unlike Flat earthers
Think u missed the point of that joke
Toh usne kab bola ki nahi rehti?? You clearly did not get the joke.
bro thinks we don't have a calendar
@@shahnazwm just go to know about hijra calendar
why don't you use it for Eid or it was a poor joke from comedian
Loved it, so much laughter
You were the only one missing in the comedy scene 😂 crazy writing, bro ❤
3:28 too funny😂😂😂...we get together with each other to decide which muslim is no longer muslim😂😂
You do not need a bunch of people to gather around to tell apart a Muslim from a Munafiq, one's actions tell the tale. If, as a Muslim, you think this guy is representative of Islam, then you've got it all wrong.
@@TheWarriorEmerged well he is certainly not representative of Islam...he is a standup comedian .....and he meant like sometimes Muslims do gossip about other muslims which don't follow the deen
@@IS-kq8py A stand up comedian who happens to be a "Muslim" who's making jokes about his faith. Well, wake up, he's a Munafiq. No Muslim will EVER make fun of Islam or our culture. The problem he's misguiding the youth of the Indian Muslim community. May Allah guide us all and protect us from Shirk and Munafaqat.
@@TheWarriorEmerged Ofc we anyone who believes him word for word would be stupid. He is exaggerating for comedic reasons. He is'nt a spokesperson for Islam just a comedian, but yeah he should use better words since some people take it literally.
@@IS-kq8py he's a M-U-S-L-I-M stand up comedian who's making a clown show of his religion for views, if you deep it he ain't Muslim at all if can so convinientely make fun of the Deen or our culture. No Muslim would dare do that. It's a major sin to that. Btw no one celebrates Eid on different days, but he gotta stand there lie.
People who are commenting that he used victim card or he brought his agenda are the reason he is funny, because according to their racist mentality , he can not even talk about the bullshit Hindutva crowd say and do or else he is using victim car. the level of hypocrisy is palpable.
Cry more 🪓 Maleeches🤌🏻
Now go sit in a corner, drink some water and save your breath.
😂ro le ro le
loved it man
keep it up
GMAT is super😃
Bro Hasaa Kar Sach Bolldiya..Salute too you. Ur Superb.
You Got At Tu England Hai Kya 😂😂😂 12:38
Awesome!! 😅😅
Religious divide sorted in one video ❤
Bro you are too good man......
14:18 bhaijan Vivek Oberoi 2100 crore ka Mallik h ...successful??
Bhai ye joke wo news ke pehle likha tha. Crazy bhai vivek sir
Wo to business me successful hua, Bollywood me nahi
Hilarious set dude .. too good !! I found him quite similar to russel peters (specially in the crowd work).
Bohut aage jaoge hussain bhai ... basss maksad nehi bhulna😂 !! Love ya ...❤awesme
Bro did some jokes about his own religion but still some andhbhakts are doing hate comments 😅
Kyuki woh bh@rat mein s@fe hai.. th@nks itni n@frat ke liye.. ❤
Andhnamazi are busy in fatwa 😂 btw here i am in iit madras not a single student here is muslim and we are so happy becoz of this
THIS WAS SO GOOOD!!! KEEP GOING!
Excellent everything was on point specially the sad life of Aish! 😃
This show was surprisingly quite good...
"Surprisingly" why insulting brother, no need. hahhahaaha
1:00 Tum pahne ho, per Quran me Pant Shirt haram hai 😂😂
Na quran has no objection about a men or women's clothes just the sater that are the parts of the body to be covered which for men it is from belly button to knee caps. Ans for women whole body
Kumar sab ko zyada pta hoga . Quran PDA hai inhone
Quran Never say Wearing pant shirt Haram
Edit : Wear short Pant it's haram
In which verses it has written??? Please quote here!!
Verse is with Bangladeshi and Pakistani people, can you ask him 😅@Anonymous-fi1gm
Wonderful ❤😊
Mind blasting 😱☄️
Saw 1st time & subscribed 🥰🥰🥰