You know what else is annoying? When they are about to do it, and then right at that moment they hear a sound and instead of finishing what they are doing they stop and immediately go to the sound.
No but genuinely imagine a one off film where the "hero" is followed the whole way through to where all hope seems lost and everyone expects a miraculous recovery to save the day, and then the villan actually does win and that's it, no sequel
(Well actually the whole purpose of the movie was Thanos getting all the stones and everyone trying to stop him, so that example makes no sense here but let's let the joke be lol.)
A lot of stories do this, most of them feature some pretty OP villains that if they acted realistically they would kill or win against the good guys early in the story, but instead they always leave a way out for the hero because of plot convenience.
The best way to combat this is simply create a hero who has the same level of competence as the villain, so either one of them has to earn a clear cut chance to kill the other, and actually takes it.
Yes exactly! I once had a conversation with someone about this and they were saying that without these scenes, movies would be boring. A. I disagree. B. You can have these scenes if you write them smartly. Lazy writing is killing Hollywood.
Agree. In an argument about this I was once said that I was evil 'cause all I wanted was the good guys to die. NO, I just want that if the good guys must live, let them live, but with proper writing.
*Wastes no time* *Kills the hero* *Doesn't tell his plan* *kills the side hero* *(Softly in a painful voice) My damm window* I am honoured by your presence sir.
also wouldn't have made as much money as it did. and would've been very less enjoyable. loss and loss for both audience and the film makers. do you want to make less money
@@stevenbills9872 very accurate, most movie you will see a hero pick up a moving vehicle to smatch the Villain, i always wonder what the hero was doing by hurting one person just to take down a villain 🤣🤣🤣 #troll
This is unironically a very very accurate representation of a sociopath/psychopath. Caring about certain things while completely disregarding and being nearly 100% apathetic to others. The very simple definition of being a sociopath or a psychopath, is having very rigid mindset towards specific concepts. Absolutely not letting a single thing neglect your ability to do what you want to do or interfere with your plan making or vigilant actions. Because the definition concurrently used which is the lack of empathy and complete neglect of how civilization currently operates is a very loose and squirrely definition. Psychopathy is a very specific and hyperintensive concept. And it was displayed comedically but also in a very intelligently vivid way here.
James Bond movies always have the calm, take-his-time villian who explains and brags about his plans and then sets up Bond to die but doesn't stick around to watch it happen. And Bond always just happens to have exactly what he needs to escape death. The most ridiculous gadget he had was an electromagnet watch that he used to summon a row boat from 30 feet away across the water to escape. No, it was the pair of CO2 cartridges welded together that he used as minature aqualungs. Or maybe it was the watch with a laser beam that could cut through metal. Those CO2 cartridges were also used by OB1 Kanobi as if you could get a lungful of air from a teaspoon-sized container.
That’s pretty much every anime powerup bullshit, hero is near death and villain is about to win then suddenly “POWER OF FRIEND SHIP, oh and you’re also the reincarnation of god or some dumb shit.” And butt rapes the villain for a couple minutes in some battle and bingo he wins
villains usually tell their plans to heroes for 2 reasons: 1. to flex how genius they are 2. to make the hero suffer through agony after hearing a plan they supposedly cannot stop
Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Not really, the heroes are usually in situations they can’t escape and only escape because the plot has to have them escape.
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the real villain is the person that will charge him way too much to get that window replaced and will successfully get the villain to buy useless warranty and other shit he dont need
The villain probably gives his colleagues generous Christmas bonuses and paid maternity leave. And you know he always ready to be there for emotional support.
Yeah that's true as well that shit annoys me or when in thriller movies when someone is kidnapped and they escape by cutting the kidnapper with knife or something but they don't kill them they just look for a way to escape and wait for the kidnappers to catch them
@@unicorncrossing6376 yeah but if they are on the ground and u don't kill them while they are in a defenseless state then they would get up and then even things out
The Incredibles is a good movie that comes close, since they poke fun at the supervillain monologuing trope and even have a scene where the supervillain starts monologuing while the hero, Mr Incredible, tries using the moment to get away, only for the supervillain to catch himself mid-monologue, re-captures Mr. incredible as he's getting away and and goes "you sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
This has some serious cliff hangers, did he ever get his estimate, was Frank ever called and is he on his way, and is his window fixed now Edit: The Dragon Ball Z joke has been made already...please stop you're scaring my family
bruh remember when in john wick part 1 when viggo's men slam him with a car, he should have just killed him right there and his son would be still alive, every movie is cliche
@@danyang1613 he could have shot him after he disagree, but i can't blame the director since they focused more on the lore, characters,and action scene which sold the movie pretty well, after they knew this movie had a lot of appreciation, they improved the story in john wick 2 and 3, and less cliche than the first one
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Hmm.. just realized that I haven't got the chance to watch 2&3 yet, maybe I'll pick em up recently, seems like they're worth watching.
It's funny because in Dragonball GT, despite not being canon, is like the only Dragonball where the villain attacks the heroes before they can power up. Omega Shenron OP because of it.
I think just like letting someone do life in prison is way worse than instant death, bad guys also wanna savor the moment their victims are helpless and suffering before they kill them.
Because the audience needs to understand what the villain is doing somehow. Sometimes you can explain it naturally, like in detective shows you'll see them figure the plan out before finding the guy. Most other stuff needs a monologue for things to make sense. Monologue doubles as spare time for the hero(es).
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I would pay money to see a villain like this.
i would fix windows to see this
Joffrey Lannister
@@yolo8283 yeah that guy didnt waste time with ned stark XD
Kingsman: The Secret Service. You're welcome.
Reverse Flash
finally the villain we all need
Fr I hate when they be taking so long
@@thegigadykid1 lmao
Dr. Waste No Time 🦹🏽♂️
But not the one we deserve.
Si
*Finally, a villan who's got their priorities straight*
and a gun
And one less window
FR
i was the thousandth like
my damn window
He cared more about his window than about the guy he just killed. 🤣
Truly a real villain!
They always said that money is the real villain of the story
I mean...not if they truly deserved it
I mean...windows are pretty expensive these days...
@@Innercircle004 EVERYTHING is expensive nowadays. 😅🤣
@@dvdv8197capitalism
Not the -hero- *villain* we need, but the villain we deserve.
This is the reality . . . villains are everywhere
Wow.
Rishabh Mankale r/im14andthisisdeep
Abby send their regards
its the other way
Hero: breaks down the window
Villain: I am never going to financially recover from this
i am once again asking for your financial support
Villain to his allies (if he has any): In terms of money we have no money
So you watch CalebCity as well LOL
Not Stonks
Lopq
Everyone's gangsta until a villen takes time-management course.
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😂😂😂😂 underrated comment
Bshshsh😭😭😂🤣🤣😂
“Villain”
Lel
You know what else is annoying? When they are about to do it, and then right at that moment they hear a sound and instead of finishing what they are doing they stop and immediately go to the sound.
Lmao YES! 😂
*Realistically, they should do the job **_quicker_** at the sound to get away quicker*
Truly, the most evil thing a villain could do is not tell the audience what his evil plan is.
He can tell it after killing too.
I wonder what would happen if the hostages tells the villians, they don't care about their evil plans.
TheDark Knight's Joker - he only told us after he did it, and even then you still had to think about it for a little bit
@@cgamejewels vllians would need therapy then
His new plan is to fix the broken window
Plot twist
- Frank sent him through the window so he could get paid to fix it
Caleb Davis Lmao
Frank is the real villan all along
Top ten anime plot twists.
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Frank is the top tier villain
The best thing about this, is that I didn't even have to search for this
Yep
Same here
Same here
True
Same
"did you do it?"
"yes"
"what did it cost?"
"my window"
I am first comment
@@1nfinit3 second
@@justsmw4818 third
@@frschboyyy fourth
@@Ka1denBreak fifth
The hero wasn't wrong, the villain ended up paying for something.
Lemon Zest Yeah! For the window and the bill for cleaning the carpet!
Lmfao
The worst thing ever the window was broke ..
Peak foreshadowing!
The window and the applebees
Villain: *Shoots hero*
Also Villain: Damn the blood stain on this carpet is gonna cost me a fortune to remove
IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍
Villains have blood colored carpet
Someone calls Frank pls, we need to clean these bodies up.
It was in the budget, the window wasn't.
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"If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
AVRKZ Hey, Tuco - how's your neck?
@@PeteTheGrouch XDD I'm glad someone gets me
-the good the bad and the ugly, TUCO
“You see my friend, there are two types of people, those with loaded guns and those who dig, you dig”
When you have to *
No but genuinely imagine a one off film where the "hero" is followed the whole way through to where all hope seems lost and everyone expects a miraculous recovery to save the day, and then the villan actually does win and that's it, no sequel
Well there are such films i think. I thought District-9, South African movie. Layers Cake is a movie about baddies.
That's called real life
Upgrade and Brightburn does this
@@Stormkryptonian Brightburn was severely underrated
Not superhero but Uncut Gems
“WE HAVE ONLY 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE BOMB GOES OFF!”
**takes 10 mins of screen time to escape**
Like the time goku had to get off of the exploding planet but took 2 whole ep to get off the planet;-;..
Bacon Cadet Explained in the Manga, the fight was extremely fast as the human eye could not see, but also the anime intends to extend the fights.
@@baconcadet2532 dbz is the only anime the makes sense to why it takes so long.-.
30 day's **
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The universe would’ve been balanced a whole lot quicker.
Ikr more people murdered =
Less people to deal with
You came here before Justin y, are you god?
Stop.
(Well actually the whole purpose of the movie was Thanos getting all the stones and everyone trying to stop him, so that example makes no sense here but let's let the joke be lol.)
"perfectly balanced as all things should be"
2019: not all heroes wear capes
2020: not all villains waste time
Meanwhile covids apparently pulled up a chair grabbed a ice cold corona
And turned the game on. And i heard em on the phone with pizza hut so ya know.
Best comment ^^
But this from a year and a half ago
@@jadediris6039 Dannys or mine?
@@colewilder7353 well I was talking about the original comment, but your's was good too 😂
A lot of stories do this, most of them feature some pretty OP villains that if they acted realistically they would kill or win against the good guys early in the story, but instead they always leave a way out for the hero because of plot convenience.
The best way to combat this is simply create a hero who has the same level of competence as the villain, so either one of them has to earn a clear cut chance to kill the other, and actually takes it.
When you actually cheer for the villain
He broke his window, man
@DarkVibes13
Well a super hero did break it soo yeah
We are cheering the villian
Just like in overlord
for me avengers infinity war
Den of Thieves sums that up😭
Villian: *Doesn't waste time*
Hero: *Wait that's illegal*
Overused shit wank
@@schmittza Overused shit wank
@@unrule. Overused shit wank
@@zaril448 Overused shit wank.
@@aadityasingh5927 Overused shit wank
This must be how Dr. Doofenshmirtz feels everytime Perry the Platypus goes through anything but the front door lmao.
You know he said that in a episode one time. Lol
@@tamarriusbarker2818
"Now you will pay... that's right fork it over."
😂😂
🤣👏
"Thank you for using the house key I gave you Perry the Platypus."
I’d work for this villain. Does the job himself AND gets reservations at Apple Bees. Take notes villains
You're the 20,000th comment, congrats
“What’s your evil plan?”
THATS NONE OF YO BUSINESS
This guy is a comical genius
Me when somebody tells me what I'm drawing:
@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 o h n o
@@kennethha416 *_fear me, I had enough of humanity's insolence_*
Dude: “You are going to pay for!--“
Villain: *shoots dude*
Also Villain: “Yeah I’m gonna have to pay for this...”
" for the cleaning of this carpet, to be exact"
@@nessyness5447 "And fixing this damn window."
Why not just threaten to bomb the window company if they don’t fix for free
@@kingcookie864 ...true
cost 400 000$
Villain: not wasting time
Also Villain: "my damn window"
yes, that’s the video, well done
more accurate title:
if movie villains cared about money, with time being money
As the villain, he's got his priorities sorted, at least!
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Bossza what about it. Don’t sponsor your own channel
Yes exactly!
I once had a conversation with someone about this and they were saying that without these scenes, movies would be boring.
A. I disagree.
B. You can have these scenes if you write them smartly.
Lazy writing is killing Hollywood.
Hollywood is already dead
"Just write it smartly" isn't really good advice though.
Agree. In an argument about this I was once said that I was evil 'cause all I wanted was the good guys to die. NO, I just want that if the good guys must live, let them live, but with proper writing.
You write a fucking movie then.
Good luck.
@@Saje3D lol
Imagine if he ran into calebcity’s smart hero
oh that would be epic
They would break reality, bruh
Let's get this to 1 million likes so this can happen
Reese man19 now we need a crossovers
If thanos would have just wiped half the population but just include the avengers
"You were supposed to discuss your plan with him!"
Villain: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
Joker references
@@nightlife9476 Captain Obvious
😂😂🤣
I see you have very good knowledge sir...
"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught one, you know? I just *do* things."
“It’s not of y’all damn business.” If only every villain was like this lol
There is but in novel
@@JamesZaxo any suggestions?
@@akhilmenoj8767 Reverend Insanity its the best chinese novel
@@JamesZaxo might actually read it. Thanks
@@akhilmenoj8767 Yo, prepare for a trip, he done some fucked up shit. But it's plot is really good.
*Wastes no time*
*Kills the hero*
*Doesn't tell his plan*
*kills the side hero*
*(Softly in a painful voice) My damm window*
I am honoured by your presence sir.
If Thanos did this everytime he had the oportunity the movie would be like 30 minutes
also wouldn't have made as much money as it did. and would've been very less enjoyable. loss and loss for both audience and the film makers. do you want to make less money
@@rohithkumar8708 yeah thats the thing
@@Jorge12361 yep . we all love money
Thanos only kills half. It's the whole point of the movie. He doesn't relish killing
Yeah lmao.
"The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing."
I said that
Love Kung Fu Panda 😂🐼
*joker. your joke isnt funny*
@@akdrea "ironic"
I really appreciated that about Shen. Once he decided he was done with Poe he immediately tried to kill him every time he showed up after that
I hate when super heroes bust in through my damn window too
I think you mean police.
I think you meant bust a nut trough my window
Fixed that for ya. K bye
Faze One Police are just enforcers of the law, they shoot innocent civilians all the time. They aren’t heroes
@@maximino5956 Riight just put them all in the same bucket as the 12 years old soy boy that you are.
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This was hilarious. I get so annoyed when villains waste time delivering there stupid villian monologue and then the hero saves the day.
_Can we get an F in the chat for that damn window_
No
f
Ef
F
F
The real villain here is the hero, he broke the window.
Nah that was the side kick
Comrade, got some friendly spam here........
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All heros does that, super man will break your roof, iron man will break your window only bat man use the door
@@LifePhath then they all villains
@@stevenbills9872 very accurate, most movie you will see a hero pick up a moving vehicle to smatch the Villain, i always wonder what the hero was doing by hurting one person just to take down a villain 🤣🤣🤣
#troll
Hero breaks the window.
Villain: I am never gonna financially recover from this.
Brokes
@@savy6354 lol
Looks like the window isn't the only thing broken here 🤣🤣
Yellow_ Flash 😹😹😹😭 that English tho, hope he got insurance
Here comes the internet grammar teachers assuming everyone is a native English speaker
This is unironically a very very accurate representation of a sociopath/psychopath.
Caring about certain things while completely disregarding and being nearly 100% apathetic to others.
The very simple definition of being a sociopath or a psychopath, is having very rigid mindset towards specific concepts. Absolutely not letting a single thing neglect your ability to do what you want to do or interfere with your plan making or vigilant actions.
Because the definition concurrently used which is the lack of empathy and complete neglect of how civilization currently operates is a very loose and squirrely definition.
Psychopathy is a very specific and hyperintensive concept.
And it was displayed comedically but also in a very intelligently vivid way here.
How Saitama felt when his roof was destroyed
Shazie K exactly 😂😂
How buddy felt when Saitama hit him in the nuts
Shazie K 😂😂😂
Gayy alert
Lmao😂😂
You forgot the part where the main hero's theme song plays so they get enough strength to beat the main villain.
First
fact
Why are you on every video
LAAAAAAATEEEE U WONT GET FIRST
MiningShark that’s his thing the man is a meme it’s 2019 everyone knows Justin Y
The worst thing about this is that he made reservations at Apple-bee's.
That's a truly act of villainy
right? sooo tired of all the cliche 12 hour long villain monologues 💀🥱
What's wrg with that...ijs....I work there
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I dont see how that is evil
James Bond movies always have the calm, take-his-time villian who explains and brags about his plans and then sets up Bond to die but doesn't stick around to watch it happen. And Bond always just happens to have exactly what he needs to escape death. The most ridiculous gadget he had was an electromagnet watch that he used to summon a row boat from 30 feet away across the water to escape. No, it was the pair of CO2 cartridges welded together that he used as minature aqualungs. Or maybe it was the watch with a laser beam that could cut through metal. Those CO2 cartridges were also used by OB1 Kanobi as if you could get a lungful of air from a teaspoon-sized container.
If a villain ever killed the hero that fast in a movie then the hero would come back to life
Km
Plot Armor/Deus Ex Machina
@@bjap1563 more like bad writing
That’s pretty much every anime powerup bullshit, hero is near death and villain is about to win then suddenly “POWER OF FRIEND SHIP, oh and you’re also the reincarnation of god or some dumb shit.” And butt rapes the villain for a couple minutes in some battle and bingo he wins
Feels like the plot of Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Like Goku.
"Did you even go over your evil plan?"
(Exasperated) "No. Cause its none of y'alls damn business"
Perfect.
I know right! If an evil villain said something like this on a show I'd lose it!
😹
Anthony Robinson have you ever read/watched The Watchmen?
villains usually tell their plans to heroes for 2 reasons:
1. to flex how genius they are
2. to make the hero suffer through agony after hearing a plan they supposedly cannot stop
Or reason 3.. because they dont think the hero can escape after being captured
@@luckyjohny181 that's just the incentive to tell... not a reason.
Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Not really, the heroes are usually in situations they can’t escape and only escape because the plot has to have them escape.
And let’s not forget: 4) For exposition - it’s a creative way for writers to reveal essential plot elements.
I'm the 421st like
Wha- am I going to apologise?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*S U F F E R*
Sometimes it would be nice to see a villain who actually gets shit done, no nonsense.
A movie with no plot armor whatsoever, where whoever would realistically win actually wins no matter the side would be gold.
Hero: Breaks window
Villan: I will never financially recover from this.
That was the hero's big plan make him go bankrupt so he can't pay for the evil stuff
@@roemstyle except LAWSUITS
@Now give me your money :o biggest brain time
Lol
“You will never GET AWAY WITH-“
*GUNSHOT*
Now that’s a movie I’d pay to see.
would be a short one
@@Patient_Zero_0 short yet accurate I guess
I imagine this is what the Deadpool movies look like if Deadpool was the villain
@@pyrojkl I was literally about to say that XD
Kingsman
Bad guy: You cannot escape.
Good guy: You will pay for your crimes...
Bad guy: PREPARE TO DIE!
Bad guy: But first, let me tell you my life story. xl
It all started when I was born... Both my parents failed to show up
Dr. Doofenshmirtz in a nutshell
Life story so deep that villain ends up killing himself
Kingpin: When I was boy...
Every fucking anime
We need more villains like this. This would be so hilarious
Now this, THIS! is how a real villain do things
Haha
the real villain is the person that will charge him way too much to get that window replaced and will successfully get the villain to buy useless warranty and other shit he dont need
world4saker we said a villain, not a demon
I see you have experience in villainery ;)
They do, they're called politicians.
The tri-state area would be gone by now if doofenshmirts was like this...
But doof isn't evil, he just tries to be evil
Well technically he isn't evil
True
Lol nah not even bro lost to a potted plant that man got no business in the villain industry 😂😂😂
His inventions are great and could be useful. But he sings.
A lot.
The fact that he was more worried about the window than the overall situation. 😂
Sounds like something joker or desdpool would do😂😂
Well, it’s expensive and getting glass in the foot hurts like hell
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin tru tru
My damn window *>:'v*
Ik XD
Bruh this video has been in my recommended for 3 years now. I don’t wanna watch it yet yt keeps recommending it.
I love how the villains a really chill nice guy, probably pays his gang members double and eats dinner with them
They definitely eat dinner at apple bees.
Certainly better than those villains that kill their own henchmen
And honestly he gave the guy who came to rescue his friend a lot of time to just leave like it never happened lol
Bruno buchiarati?
Gotta take care of your employees
I see you have no idea what my plan is because I didn’t explain it to you for no reason
Yeah cuz we just can't fucking show you the damn thing anymore
Nerdneck
kremit the frog Here’s commenter God 2
It's a way of gloating
Jasiel Rosas Almeida I swear I am seeing you everywhere
Everyone sleeping on the fact that the villain wasn’t even facing the Hero the entire time. He was just concerned his estimate of his damn window
I mean he was worried about the important things
I don’t think anyone was sleeping on that fact
I gave u ur one thousandth like
Good ole Psychopaths... They get you every time.
Consider an evil villian lair and just how big that window probably is... custom windows are expensive af
The villain we never asked for, but desperately needed.
I actually like this villain. He is like a sane version of the joker.
Spoiler alert:
Joker wasn't a villain (dark Knight trilogy)
Fitrian Hidayat he blew up a hospital my guy
@ I do that on the daily
lol no yooooo same man
@@fitrianhidayat he killed 27 children and crippled 5
He's actually a pretty scary villain if you think about it. It's creepy how he just kills someone while thinking about his freakin window. 😂
sociopath
@@sarahoberlander6888 yeah
That window costs a fortune man
@@sarahoberlander6888 What's this personality disorder? Why they kill or break rules?
@i like u are u joking or what
He protecc
He attacc
but most importantly
His window cracc
Comments like this are why I scroll so much lol
Now thats underrated
Who does he protecc?? All I saw in the video was the last two??
@@benitoreyes4414 *Himself*
Nice
Alternative title
The villain no one would yell at their TVs while watching
Alternative title: the villain that everyone would actually like
And Doofenshmirtz
@@chillmemes5865 yes
Adrian Viedt
True
Imagine if DIO was like that... he could have won.
When the villain is an introvert and likes to keep his plans to himself 🤟
I ain't talking to nobody
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Welp..introverts make the best villains. 😂😂💀👻
@@jonathanwilson1539 So true😂🤣
I SERIOUSLY WANT A VILLAIN LIKE THIS
I would watch a movie like this over and over! !
Watch kingsman
@@stork90 yh that was awesome
Go see Watchmen
G Lyle watch one piece 😂💯
So glad he put his videos back up. I started to miss rewatching them already.
“Ok let’s wrap this up I made reservations at Applebee’s-“ I’m dead 💀
He really is a villain
Not trying to be that person but its wrap
Congrats, you can quote a video. How did this add anything to the joke?
The art wolf oof sorry
@@its_moyy its no issue just telling you
Sidekick: you just MURDERED a man who was the HERO OF THIS SCENE
Villain: my window
Priority’s seem correct for an insane villain
I mean honestly it really do I feel like this is how joker would react
He’s a sane villain though
I ain't gonna be the one to ruin the likes
Gemma Roy what was the likes on?
The villain probably gives his colleagues generous Christmas bonuses and paid maternity leave. And you know he always ready to be there for emotional support.
Yeah I wanna be hired by the fucker
“Fear leads to betrayal, loyalty doesn’t.”
- someone, somewhere
Seriously, a boss that takes his employees out to Applebee's is a keeper!
Top tier Nordic moment is remembering not everyone gets paid maternity leave
@@roylle6346 yeah, children don’t use this or anything.
Dr. Evil: "Knock knock."
Scott: "Who's there?"
Dr. Evil: "Shh!"
Villain is so tough he shoots a gun practically next to his face with no damage to his hearing
The Pinball King scifi logic. Don't question it.
Ikr its not like there are things you could put in your ear that stop you from suffering hearing loss when shooting a gun
@@shrekonion8307 Yeah. Which there are none in his ears.
@@Luzum hes a super villian he can make some invisible hearing thing or something
@@shrekonion8307 ok
"Did you even go over your evil plan?"
"No, it's not y'all damn business."
🤣🤣🤣
How do u have 1.1k likes and no comments lol.
@@najam-ul-hassanshah3453 Ikr
now why would we do that ? 🤣
George Sotomayor 😂😂😂😂
I mean it's kinda true tho. It's none of their damn business😂
_Every Bond villian when 007 gets captured:_
*”Lemme show you how my machine works so you can disable it later”*
TBF none of them lived long enough to pass that hint on the other one waiting in the line.
Or “let me talk long enough so that your girlfriend for this movie can cause a distraction so you can escape”
Really pisses me off. The whole trope is parodied perfectly in Austin Powers, if you haven’t seen it go check it out
@@dumpmuch nice trick bro
I got you to 1k likes
The fact that John wick did this to the guy who killed his dog lol he didn't even waste any time or even listen to what the guy was about to say
*Now what if the heroes stopped sparing the villians*
Yeah that's true as well that shit annoys me or when in thriller movies when someone is kidnapped and they escape by cutting the kidnapper with knife or something but they don't kill them they just look for a way to escape and wait for the kidnappers to catch them
Villians? lmao.
Though it is really funny the protagonists cut through the grunts without blinking, and then spare the villains time and again.
@@bernardhasimaj5157 I would do that if I'm not a fighter and if the kidnapper stronger than me
@@unicorncrossing6376 yeah but if they are on the ground and u don't kill them while they are in a defenseless state then they would get up and then even things out
@@bernardhasimaj5157 Yep
*Can y'all imagine how fast Avengers movies would end if this logic were to be used?*
It never would have started
Barely would’ve existed 😂
It would've meant that they'd need to think up a reason for them to not die and still discover the plan. Wait a minute, Winter Soldier did that!
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan... *[Laser blast]*
Thor to Thanos: You talk to much
I would love to see a film where they make fun of all the movie cliches like this
Then Cinemasins would point out the cliches that are already pointed out
The Incredibles is a good movie that comes close, since they poke fun at the supervillain monologuing trope and even have a scene where the supervillain starts monologuing while the hero, Mr Incredible, tries using the moment to get away, only for the supervillain to catch himself mid-monologue, re-captures Mr. incredible as he's getting away and and goes "you sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
It's called SHREK
Austin Powers does this.
Deadpool kind of does that
The first longbeachgriffy video I ever watched
Did u like
Legend has it that the are still trying to get a hold of Frank to fix the window.
Legend has it their still tryna get a estimate for it
It’s been 3 hours
Too bad Frank quit UA-cam
Frank Castle?😬😁
They didn't call me, so I was fixing windows elsewhere.
“Okay um, lets wrap this up. I made reservations at Applebee’s.”
Where’s this man’s Oscar?
This has some serious cliff hangers, did he ever get his estimate, was Frank ever called and is he on his way, and is his window fixed now
Edit: The Dragon Ball Z joke has been made already...please stop you're scaring my family
i hope its filthyfrank
@@jonathandriscoll1739 that's what I'm wondering man
lol
ToxicBread did he make it to Applebee’s
My fav bit is u killed him
0:13
A villain eating at Applebee's seems like a concept so out of the air, yet it somehow makes sense
THE HERO IS THE TRUE VILLAIN, HE MURDERED A BANK ACCOUNT.
he murdered his damn window
Private property damage, doubt he will be paying for it.
Villain: “any last words.”
Hero: “yes...NOW!”
*elaborate rescue plan made in 5 minutes saves the day*
That always happens in anime
Laughs In best Jojo joseph Joestar
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@@1klaee no
Me as villain:two many words *shoots hero*
*everybody gangsta until he broke his window*
It’s non of ya damn business
Lucy you need to get out of hell Michael is trying to take over your life on earth
@@B1ackLotu5 so i see your a man of culture
@@augi.f2446 indeed I am trixie Ella and maze best girls
Agustin Franco ah I see. So there are multiple people of culture here
This is Griffy 's most satisfying episode. And Frank is the most iconic character story arc
Thats why jhon wick movies are good , there is no time wasted
bruh remember when in john wick part 1 when viggo's men slam him with a car, he should have just killed him right there and his son would be still alive, every movie is cliche
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 That's because he still had respect for John and thought he could make it right.
@@danyang1613 he could have shot him after he disagree, but i can't blame the director since they focused more on the lore, characters,and action scene which sold the movie pretty well, after they knew this movie had a lot of appreciation, they improved the story in john wick 2 and 3, and less cliche than the first one
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Hmm.. just realized that I haven't got the chance to watch 2&3 yet, maybe I'll pick em up recently, seems like they're worth watching.
@@danyang1613 imo john wick franchise just gets better with every new movie unlike many other franchises out there..
that villain is a mad lad
Baylike BIG OOOOOF
Baylike oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
R/madlads
@BaneCleaver you said it
"you killed my friend! :("
"you killed my window!"
Killed my window really 😑
@@ren-chan4351
Widow maker from overwatch
You sank my boat!
You scratched my anchor!
A soul for a window
The Greeny Guinea Piggy exactly
The close up to the dead face is hilarious
Everybody gangsta till the villain start attacking while the hero powering up
Azula in a nutshell
Android 17 in Dragon Ball Super
@@thefunnyman8073 trunks too
No... Ya'll got it wrong, it's Vegeta against Kid Buu. While Goku is powering up.
It's funny because in Dragonball GT, despite not being canon, is like the only Dragonball where the villain attacks the heroes before they can power up. Omega Shenron OP because of it.
*Casually shoots hero*
Villan: "my dam window"
This cracked me up 😂
Legend has it he still got a broken window to this day.
Damn! Windows 10
Villain*
@@SmileG333 damn 🙄
@@kianbretana1428 😂
I never understood why villains talked for so damn long lmao.
I think just like letting someone do life in prison is way worse than instant death, bad guys also wanna savor the moment their victims are helpless and suffering before they kill them.
it's called narcissism
For the plot's sake
Most likely because they believe that everything is under control, so they take their sweet time conversing with their victims.
Because the audience needs to understand what the villain is doing somehow. Sometimes you can explain it naturally, like in detective shows you'll see them figure the plan out before finding the guy.
Most other stuff needs a monologue for things to make sense. Monologue doubles as spare time for the hero(es).
I want a villain who's only superpower is having common sense and not telling the hero his plans or letting him get a power up xD
That was the fastest ever
You are everywhere 😭
The villain from Watchmen started his doomsday device before the heroes even entered the lair.
You comment on all his vids lol
The Doctor my favorite youtube channel
Greetings again
If thanos had attacked the avengers while they were still coming out of the portals
If thanos had "rain fire" at the avangers before he charged at them
If thanos couldve atracked new york instead of sending pawns
Thanos is a fanboy. It was an aww moment for him
@@johnnycash2154 pretty sure his ship was destroyed by then
@@RD-jd8hq no it wasn't
Don't worry mate, just called frank.
He's on his way.
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
Oh thank goodness, thought I had to do that
Dude, don’t call Frank. Guy jacks up his prices on short notice jobs.
This should have thousands of likes so underrated
@@fumarc4501 hey, I'm just trynna help a brother out. If he wants to jacked up prices I guess that's his prerogative.
"Dude thats my window!" sounded so innocent