You know what else is annoying? When they are about to do it, and then right at that moment they hear a sound and instead of finishing what they are doing they stop and immediately go to the sound.
No but genuinely imagine a one off film where the "hero" is followed the whole way through to where all hope seems lost and everyone expects a miraculous recovery to save the day, and then the villan actually does win and that's it, no sequel
Yes exactly! I once had a conversation with someone about this and they were saying that without these scenes, movies would be boring. A. I disagree. B. You can have these scenes if you write them smartly. Lazy writing is killing Hollywood.
Agree. In an argument about this I was once said that I was evil 'cause all I wanted was the good guys to die. NO, I just want that if the good guys must live, let them live, but with proper writing.
A lot of stories do this, most of them feature some pretty OP villains that if they acted realistically they would kill or win against the good guys early in the story, but instead they always leave a way out for the hero because of plot convenience.
The best way to combat this is simply create a hero who has the same level of competence as the villain, so either one of them has to earn a clear cut chance to kill the other, and actually takes it.
*Wastes no time* *Kills the hero* *Doesn't tell his plan* *kills the side hero* *(Softly in a painful voice) My damm window* I am honoured by your presence sir.
(Well actually the whole purpose of the movie was Thanos getting all the stones and everyone trying to stop him, so that example makes no sense here but let's let the joke be lol.)
James Bond movies always have the calm, take-his-time villian who explains and brags about his plans and then sets up Bond to die but doesn't stick around to watch it happen. And Bond always just happens to have exactly what he needs to escape death. The most ridiculous gadget he had was an electromagnet watch that he used to summon a row boat from 30 feet away across the water to escape. No, it was the pair of CO2 cartridges welded together that he used as minature aqualungs. Or maybe it was the watch with a laser beam that could cut through metal. Those CO2 cartridges were also used by OB1 Kanobi as if you could get a lungful of air from a teaspoon-sized container.
the real villain is the person that will charge him way too much to get that window replaced and will successfully get the villain to buy useless warranty and other shit he dont need
This is unironically a very very accurate representation of a sociopath/psychopath. Caring about certain things while completely disregarding and being nearly 100% apathetic to others. The very simple definition of being a sociopath or a psychopath, is having very rigid mindset towards specific concepts. Absolutely not letting a single thing neglect your ability to do what you want to do or interfere with your plan making or vigilant actions. Because the definition concurrently used which is the lack of empathy and complete neglect of how civilization currently operates is a very loose and squirrely definition. Psychopathy is a very specific and hyperintensive concept. And it was displayed comedically but also in a very intelligently vivid way here.
@@stevenbills9872 very accurate, most movie you will see a hero pick up a moving vehicle to smatch the Villain, i always wonder what the hero was doing by hurting one person just to take down a villain 🤣🤣🤣 #troll
It's funny because in Dragonball GT, despite not being canon, is like the only Dragonball where the villain attacks the heroes before they can power up. Omega Shenron OP because of it.
also wouldn't have made as much money as it did. and would've been very less enjoyable. loss and loss for both audience and the film makers. do you want to make less money
villains usually tell their plans to heroes for 2 reasons: 1. to flex how genius they are 2. to make the hero suffer through agony after hearing a plan they supposedly cannot stop
Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Not really, the heroes are usually in situations they can’t escape and only escape because the plot has to have them escape.
bruh remember when in john wick part 1 when viggo's men slam him with a car, he should have just killed him right there and his son would be still alive, every movie is cliche
@@danyang1613 he could have shot him after he disagree, but i can't blame the director since they focused more on the lore, characters,and action scene which sold the movie pretty well, after they knew this movie had a lot of appreciation, they improved the story in john wick 2 and 3, and less cliche than the first one
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Hmm.. just realized that I haven't got the chance to watch 2&3 yet, maybe I'll pick em up recently, seems like they're worth watching.
“WE HAVE ONLY 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE BOMB GOES OFF!”
**takes 10 mins of screen time to escape**
Like the time goku had to get off of the exploding planet but took 2 whole ep to get off the planet;-;..
Bacon Cadet Explained in the Manga, the fight was extremely fast as the human eye could not see, but also the anime intends to extend the fights.
@@baconcadet2532 dbz is the only anime the makes sense to why it takes so long.-.
30 day's **
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"If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
AVRKZ Hey, Tuco - how's your neck?
@@PeteTheGrouch XDD I'm glad someone gets me
-the good the bad and the ugly, TUCO
“You see my friend, there are two types of people, those with loaded guns and those who dig, you dig”
When you have to *
He cared more about his window than about the guy he just killed. 🤣
Truly a real villain!
They always said that money is the real villain of the story
I mean...not if they truly deserved it
I mean...windows are pretty expensive these days...
@@TinaLee-lc6kd EVERYTHING is expensive nowadays. 😅🤣
@@dvdv8197capitalism
You know what else is annoying? When they are about to do it, and then right at that moment they hear a sound and instead of finishing what they are doing they stop and immediately go to the sound.
Lmao YES! 😂
*Realistically, they should do the job **_quicker_** at the sound to get away quicker*
"The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing."
I said that
Love Kung Fu Panda 😂🐼
*joker. your joke isnt funny*
@@akdrea "ironic"
I really appreciated that about Shen. Once he decided he was done with Poe he immediately tried to kill him every time he showed up after that
Hero: breaks down the window
Villain: I am never going to financially recover from this
i am once again asking for your financial support
Villain to his allies (if he has any): In terms of money we have no money
So you watch CalebCity as well LOL
Not Stonks
Lopq
"did you do it?"
"yes"
"what did it cost?"
"my window"
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No but genuinely imagine a one off film where the "hero" is followed the whole way through to where all hope seems lost and everyone expects a miraculous recovery to save the day, and then the villan actually does win and that's it, no sequel
Well there are such films i think. I thought District-9, South African movie. Layers Cake is a movie about baddies.
That's called real life
Upgrade and Brightburn does this
@@Stormkryptonian Brightburn was severely underrated
Not superhero but Uncut Gems
Everyone's gangsta until a villen takes time-management course.
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Bshshsh😭😭😂🤣🤣😂
“Villain”
Lel
Villian: *Doesn't waste time*
Hero: *Wait that's illegal*
Overused shit wank
@@schmittza Overused shit wank
@@unrule. Overused shit wank
@@zaril448 Overused shit wank.
@@aadityasingh5927 Overused shit wank
Yes exactly!
I once had a conversation with someone about this and they were saying that without these scenes, movies would be boring.
A. I disagree.
B. You can have these scenes if you write them smartly.
Lazy writing is killing Hollywood.
Hollywood is already dead
"Just write it smartly" isn't really good advice though.
Agree. In an argument about this I was once said that I was evil 'cause all I wanted was the good guys to die. NO, I just want that if the good guys must live, let them live, but with proper writing.
You write a fucking movie then.
Good luck.
@@Saje3D lol
A lot of stories do this, most of them feature some pretty OP villains that if they acted realistically they would kill or win against the good guys early in the story, but instead they always leave a way out for the hero because of plot convenience.
The best way to combat this is simply create a hero who has the same level of competence as the villain, so either one of them has to earn a clear cut chance to kill the other, and actually takes it.
The worst thing about this is that he made reservations at Apple-bee's.
That's a truly act of villainy
right? sooo tired of all the cliche 12 hour long villain monologues 💀🥱
What's wrg with that...ijs....I work there
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I dont see how that is evil
“You will never GET AWAY WITH-“
*GUNSHOT*
Now that’s a movie I’d pay to see.
would be a short one
@@Patient_Zero_0 short yet accurate I guess
I imagine this is what the Deadpool movies look like if Deadpool was the villain
@@pyrojkl I was literally about to say that XD
Kingsman
*Wastes no time*
*Kills the hero*
*Doesn't tell his plan*
*kills the side hero*
*(Softly in a painful voice) My damm window*
I am honoured by your presence sir.
This was hilarious. I get so annoyed when villains waste time delivering there stupid villian monologue and then the hero saves the day.
He's actually a pretty scary villain if you think about it. It's creepy how he just kills someone while thinking about his freakin window. 😂
sociopath
@@sarahoberlander6888 yeah
That window costs a fortune man
@@sarahoberlander6888 What's this personality disorder? Why they kill or break rules?
@i like u are u joking or what
2019: not all heroes wear capes
2020: not all villains waste time
Meanwhile covids apparently pulled up a chair grabbed a ice cold corona
And turned the game on. And i heard em on the phone with pizza hut so ya know.
Best comment ^^
But this from a year and a half ago
@@jadediris6039 Dannys or mine?
@@colewilder7353 well I was talking about the original comment, but your's was good too 😂
Sometimes it would be nice to see a villain who actually gets shit done, no nonsense.
A movie with no plot armor whatsoever, where whoever would realistically win actually wins no matter the side would be gold.
*my damn window*
“What’s your evil plan?”
THATS NONE OF YO BUSINESS
This guy is a comical genius
Me when somebody tells me what I'm drawing:
@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 o h n o
@@kennethha416 *_fear me, I had enough of humanity's insolence_*
The universe would’ve been balanced a whole lot quicker.
Ikr more people murdered =
Less people to deal with
You came here before Justin y, are you god?
Stop.
(Well actually the whole purpose of the movie was Thanos getting all the stones and everyone trying to stop him, so that example makes no sense here but let's let the joke be lol.)
"perfectly balanced as all things should be"
I’d work for this villain. Does the job himself AND gets reservations at Apple Bees. Take notes villains
You're the 20,000th comment, congrats
The fact that John wick did this to the guy who killed his dog lol he didn't even waste any time or even listen to what the guy was about to say
Villain: *Shoots hero*
Also Villain: Damn the blood stain on this carpet is gonna cost me a fortune to remove
IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍
Villains have blood colored carpet
Someone calls Frank pls, we need to clean these bodies up.
It was in the budget, the window wasn't.
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Hero breaks the window.
Villain: I am never gonna financially recover from this.
Brokes
@@savy6354 lol
Looks like the window isn't the only thing broken here 🤣🤣
Yellow_ Flash 😹😹😹😭 that English tho, hope he got insurance
*in terms of money, we have no money*
James Bond movies always have the calm, take-his-time villian who explains and brags about his plans and then sets up Bond to die but doesn't stick around to watch it happen. And Bond always just happens to have exactly what he needs to escape death. The most ridiculous gadget he had was an electromagnet watch that he used to summon a row boat from 30 feet away across the water to escape. No, it was the pair of CO2 cartridges welded together that he used as minature aqualungs. Or maybe it was the watch with a laser beam that could cut through metal. Those CO2 cartridges were also used by OB1 Kanobi as if you could get a lungful of air from a teaspoon-sized container.
This man’s the embodiment of ain’t nobody got time for that
Lmao I read that in the voice XD
Yup
Dude: “You are going to pay for!--“
Villain: *shoots dude*
Also Villain: “Yeah I’m gonna have to pay for this...”
" for the cleaning of this carpet, to be exact"
@@nessyness5447 "And fixing this damn window."
Why not just threaten to bomb the window company if they don’t fix for free
@@kingcookie864 ...true
cost 400 000$
Now this, THIS! is how a real villain do things
Haha
the real villain is the person that will charge him way too much to get that window replaced and will successfully get the villain to buy useless warranty and other shit he dont need
world4saker we said a villain, not a demon
I see you have experience in villainery ;)
They do, they're called politicians.
HIS DAMN WINDOW MAN
We need more villains like this. This would be so hilarious
Villain: not wasting time
Also Villain: "my damn window"
yes, that’s the video, well done
more accurate title:
if movie villains cared about money, with time being money
As the villain, he's got his priorities sorted, at least!
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Bossza what about it. Don’t sponsor your own channel
This is unironically a very very accurate representation of a sociopath/psychopath.
Caring about certain things while completely disregarding and being nearly 100% apathetic to others.
The very simple definition of being a sociopath or a psychopath, is having very rigid mindset towards specific concepts. Absolutely not letting a single thing neglect your ability to do what you want to do or interfere with your plan making or vigilant actions.
Because the definition concurrently used which is the lack of empathy and complete neglect of how civilization currently operates is a very loose and squirrely definition.
Psychopathy is a very specific and hyperintensive concept.
And it was displayed comedically but also in a very intelligently vivid way here.
The perfect villain
"Did you even go over your evil plan?"
"No, it's not y'all damn business."
🤣🤣🤣
How do u have 1.1k likes and no comments lol.
@@najam-ul-hassanshah3453 Ikr
now why would we do that ? 🤣
George Sotomayor 😂😂😂😂
I mean it's kinda true tho. It's none of their damn business😂
The real villain here is the hero, he broke the window.
Nah that was the side kick
Comrade, got some friendly spam here........
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All heros does that, super man will break your roof, iron man will break your window only bat man use the door
@@LifePhath then they all villains
@@stevenbills9872 very accurate, most movie you will see a hero pick up a moving vehicle to smatch the Villain, i always wonder what the hero was doing by hurting one person just to take down a villain 🤣🤣🤣
#troll
The villain we never asked for, but desperately needed.
This guy is a true villian😂
Truly, the most evil thing a villain could do is not tell the audience what his evil plan is.
He can tell it after killing too.
I wonder what would happen if the hostages tells the villians, they don't care about their evil plans.
TheDark Knight's Joker - he only told us after he did it, and even then you still had to think about it for a little bit
@@cgamejewels vllians would need therapy then
His new plan is to fix the broken window
“Ok let’s wrap this up I made reservations at Applebee’s-“ I’m dead 💀
He really is a villain
Not trying to be that person but its wrap
Congrats, you can quote a video. How did this add anything to the joke?
The art wolf oof sorry
@@its_moyy its no issue just telling you
That was a stained glass window too. That gonna be expensive to replace.
Dr. Evil: "Knock knock."
Scott: "Who's there?"
Dr. Evil: "Shh!"
The hero wasn't wrong, the villain ended up paying for something.
Lemon Zest Yeah! For the window and the bill for cleaning the carpet!
Lmfao
The worst thing ever the window was broke ..
Peak foreshadowing!
The window and the applebees
When you actually cheer for the villain
He broke his window, man
@DarkVibes13
Well a super hero did break it soo yeah
We are cheering the villian
Just like in overlord
for me avengers infinity war
Den of Thieves sums that up😭
Kraven better have this attitude
I'd Pay Good Money To Watch This In Theaters Part 2 Frank Fixes Window
"You were supposed to discuss your plan with him!"
Villain: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
Joker references
@@nightlife9476 Captain Obvious
😂😂🤣
I see you have very good knowledge sir...
"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught one, you know? I just *do* things."
*Finally, a villan who's got their priorities straight*
and a gun
And one less window
FR
i was the thousandth like
my damn window
There's nothing more dangerous than a pragmatic antagonist.
Tuco: "If you're going to shoot, shoot don't talk". xD
I would pay money to see a villain like this.
i would fix windows to see this
Joffrey Lannister
@@yolo8283 yeah that guy didnt waste time with ned stark XD
Kingsman: The Secret Service. You're welcome.
Reverse Flash
“It’s not of y’all damn business.” If only every villain was like this lol
There is but in novel
@@JamesZaxo any suggestions?
@@akhilmenoj8767 Reverend Insanity its the best chinese novel
@@JamesZaxo might actually read it. Thanks
@@akhilmenoj8767 Yo, prepare for a trip, he done some fucked up shit. But it's plot is really good.
I want a villain who's only superpower is having common sense and not telling the hero his plans or letting him get a power up xD
He's a good evil mastermind too his employees.. . He made reservations
finally the villain we all need
Fr I hate when they be taking so long
@@thegigadykid1 lmao
Dr. Waste No Time 🦹🏽♂️
But not the one we deserve.
Si
Not the -hero- *villain* we need, but the villain we deserve.
This is the reality . . . villains are everywhere
Wow.
Rishabh Mankale r/im14andthisisdeep
Abby send their regards
its the other way
The close up to the dead face is hilarious
the window... sometimes i think that the heroes are the bad guys, lets be quiet for all the windows smashed by the evil heroes!
The tri-state area would be gone by now if doofenshmirts was like this...
But doof isn't evil, he just tries to be evil
Well technically he isn't evil
True
Lol nah not even bro lost to a potted plant that man got no business in the villain industry 😂😂😂
His inventions are great and could be useful. But he sings.
A lot.
The fact that he was more worried about the window than the overall situation. 😂
Sounds like something joker or desdpool would do😂😂
Well, it’s expensive and getting glass in the foot hurts like hell
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin tru tru
My damn window *>:'v*
Ik XD
"Dude thats my window!" sounded so innocent
So glad he put his videos back up. I started to miss rewatching them already.
I hate when super heroes bust in through my damn window too
I think you mean police.
I think you meant bust a nut trough my window
Fixed that for ya. K bye
Faze One Police are just enforcers of the law, they shoot innocent civilians all the time. They aren’t heroes
@@maximino5956 Riight just put them all in the same bucket as the 12 years old soy boy that you are.
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Imagine if he ran into calebcity’s smart hero
oh that would be epic
They would break reality, bruh
Let's get this to 1 million likes so this can happen
Reese man19 now we need a crossovers
If thanos would have just wiped half the population but just include the avengers
alternate title: If the villain is actually reasonable
This is Griffy 's most satisfying episode. And Frank is the most iconic character story arc
"Did you even go over your evil plan?"
(Exasperated) "No. Cause its none of y'alls damn business"
Perfect.
I know right! If an evil villain said something like this on a show I'd lose it!
😹
Anthony Robinson have you ever read/watched The Watchmen?
This must be how Dr. Doofenshmirtz feels everytime Perry the Platypus goes through anything but the front door lmao.
You know he said that in a episode one time. Lol
@@tamarriusbarker2818
"Now you will pay... that's right fork it over."
😂😂
🤣👏
"Thank you for using the house key I gave you Perry the Platypus."
0:13
A villain eating at Applebee's seems like a concept so out of the air, yet it somehow makes sense
Legends say he's still waiting for Frank
Everybody gangsta till the villain start attacking while the hero powering up
Azula in a nutshell
Android 17 in Dragon Ball Super
@@thefunnyman8073 trunks too
No... Ya'll got it wrong, it's Vegeta against Kid Buu. While Goku is powering up.
It's funny because in Dragonball GT, despite not being canon, is like the only Dragonball where the villain attacks the heroes before they can power up. Omega Shenron OP because of it.
Sidekick: you just MURDERED a man who was the HERO OF THIS SCENE
Villain: my window
Priority’s seem correct for an insane villain
I mean honestly it really do I feel like this is how joker would react
He’s a sane villain though
I ain't gonna be the one to ruin the likes
Gemma Roy what was the likes on?
“ my damn window 🪟 “ 😂😂
We learned from the Incredibles “no monologuing” 😂
THE HERO IS THE TRUE VILLAIN, HE MURDERED A BANK ACCOUNT.
he murdered his damn window
Private property damage, doubt he will be paying for it.
If Thanos did this everytime he had the oportunity the movie would be like 30 minutes
also wouldn't have made as much money as it did. and would've been very less enjoyable. loss and loss for both audience and the film makers. do you want to make less money
@@rohithkumar8708 yeah thats the thing
@@Jorge12361 yep . we all love money
Thanos only kills half. It's the whole point of the movie. He doesn't relish killing
Yeah lmao.
"You are going to pay for - my damn window."
He saved so much time, he was able to monologue about his window.
villains usually tell their plans to heroes for 2 reasons:
1. to flex how genius they are
2. to make the hero suffer through agony after hearing a plan they supposedly cannot stop
Or reason 3.. because they dont think the hero can escape after being captured
@@luckyjohny181 that's just the incentive to tell... not a reason.
Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Not really, the heroes are usually in situations they can’t escape and only escape because the plot has to have them escape.
And let’s not forget: 4) For exposition - it’s a creative way for writers to reveal essential plot elements.
Reason 5: to extend video time to 10 mins.
*everybody gangsta until he broke his window*
It’s non of ya damn business
Lucy you need to get out of hell Michael is trying to take over your life on earth
@@B1ackLotu5 so i see your a man of culture
@@augi.f2446 indeed I am trixie Ella and maze best girls
Agustin Franco ah I see. So there are multiple people of culture here
They need to make a movie off this skit 😂
he'd make a damn good joker
How Saitama felt when his roof was destroyed
Shazie K exactly 😂😂
How buddy felt when Saitama hit him in the nuts
Shazie K 😂😂😂
Gayy alert
Lmao😂😂
Seriously... If villains actually didn't waste time monologuing, they'd win 80% of the time.
@jackthegamer Hmmm. What if... the hero couldn't move, and is to much of a pussy to kill?
@@GiveMeMilkPls exactly dude had no logic at all lol
Movies wouldnt have sequals if things went down that way. Thats why it doesnt happen
@1000 IQ Negative 1000 IQ should be your user name
Dio and the entire Joestar family
Bro was worrying about the right things
I love how he's just concerned about the window and nothing else
Everyone sleeping on the fact that the villain wasn’t even facing the Hero the entire time. He was just concerned his estimate of his damn window
I mean he was worried about the important things
I don’t think anyone was sleeping on that fact
I gave u ur one thousandth like
Good ole Psychopaths... They get you every time.
Consider an evil villian lair and just how big that window probably is... custom windows are expensive af
“Okay um, lets wrap this up. I made reservations at Applebee’s.”
Where’s this man’s Oscar?
I love how he’s more focused on the window.
Thats how much he doesn’t care
Love it.
Can somebody please call Frank? This poor window needs repair.
The best thing about this, is that I didn't even have to search for this
Yep
Same here
Same here
True
Same
When the villain is an introvert and likes to keep his plans to himself 🤟
I ain't talking to nobody
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Now 6 69
Welp..introverts make the best villains. 😂😂💀👻
@@jonathanwilson1539 So true😂🤣
This video will never get old 😂🤣
This guy is the only person John Wick is afraid of
Thats why jhon wick movies are good , there is no time wasted
bruh remember when in john wick part 1 when viggo's men slam him with a car, he should have just killed him right there and his son would be still alive, every movie is cliche
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 That's because he still had respect for John and thought he could make it right.
@@danyang1613 he could have shot him after he disagree, but i can't blame the director since they focused more on the lore, characters,and action scene which sold the movie pretty well, after they knew this movie had a lot of appreciation, they improved the story in john wick 2 and 3, and less cliche than the first one
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Hmm.. just realized that I haven't got the chance to watch 2&3 yet, maybe I'll pick em up recently, seems like they're worth watching.
@@danyang1613 imo john wick franchise just gets better with every new movie unlike many other franchises out there..
Bad guy: You cannot escape.
Good guy: You will pay for your crimes...
Bad guy: PREPARE TO DIE!
Bad guy: But first, let me tell you my life story. xl
It all started when I was born... Both my parents failed to show up
Dr. Doofenshmirtz in a nutshell
Life story so deep that villain ends up killing himself
Kingpin: When I was boy...
Every fucking anime
There are so many Instagram and tik tok creators stealing this skit word for word and it a shame.
finally someone gets it
_Every Bond villian when 007 gets captured:_
*”Lemme show you how my machine works so you can disable it later”*
TBF none of them lived long enough to pass that hint on the other one waiting in the line.
Or “let me talk long enough so that your girlfriend for this movie can cause a distraction so you can escape”
Really pisses me off. The whole trope is parodied perfectly in Austin Powers, if you haven’t seen it go check it out
@@dumpmuch nice trick bro
I got you to 1k likes