I love Katie's videos. Her content is so refreshingly dire. She has a way of injecting intensity into the most basic of concepts and presents it all in a hilarious way. Her character is such a caricature of the way many people feel within their friend groups; outside looking in, that it holds within people both familiarity and exaggeration that puts it just to the side of what we can recognise in ourselves. Genuinely really intelligent content made for the mindless masses to idly consume and actually learn something. Well done, Katie, well done
This is kind of unrelated but still related. A Costco is the perfect place to hold out a zombie apocalypse. Everything is in bulk, lots of space, they sell everything, often times they have their own generators, and the Costco near where I live has two doors with a second set of doors on the outside. All of which are heavy steel overhead garage doors. Also a second security fence on the inside. BOOM!
To much space to cover if you're alone. For a group hold-out of 20 or more it's great, but if it's just you and your family, there will inevitably be a break-in. You'd also have to defend yourself from other humans. Not the best place.. I maintain the best place to go is the road. Hoard gas, drive around in a truck.
Ok so they are zombies which means their bodies will decay very quickly which means the best place is a cruise ship where you can wait it out until they again decay
How I feel about me and my car. I was injured and had 3 of my friends pretty much cut me out of their lives because I wasn't able to drive. 2 got their own licences.
+JP Kloess Katie has been killed in at least one, if not many, recent episodes, but one where everyone stands over her like in this one. Commenters were already complaining about how the entire staff was supposed to be dead in the wake of a recent episode. So they preëmpted it and made a mildly funny joke.
I had no idea what this sketch was about until I visited my cousin in America and she had a Costco membership. It's like a warehouse, so many things to buy. And I couldn't fathom that you needed a membership to go shopping
No I just LOVE the taste of chompsy’s chips (now in piña colada) and the amazing HTZ stream six! Man these Walker steppers are comfortable...man I’m gonna need some Splish soda to wash down those chompsy’s chips
2:13 I actually looked for bulk Chocolate Milk at a Costco once, they don't sell that. It's inaccuracies like these that really ruin these sketches for me.
I actually bought that Chocolate Milk at a Costco once.. it probably just wasn't popular or not at your location... though I think the cough medicine was fake...
I know this is 2 years out of date but this made me sad and I'd love a revenge follow up for Katie. She just wanted genuine friends and they killed her for it :(
My old Costco was in the same strip mall at Home Depot, Oil Changers, Wing Stop, McDonald's, and a few other typical stores. Then they wanted to expand, and my city said no, so they left and now it's a Walmart. A super sucky empty shelves never anything in stock rude employees only shop there if you are desperate Walmart.
One of the Costco's in LA (Los Feliz) is in a strip-mall like area with a Best Buy, Party City, etc. There might be others like that, and since CH is in LA they could be using that as a reference. I usually go to that one because there's an old Toys R Us store that's still unoccupied, freeing up some unused parking spaces.
@ 3:12 dear Katie, it's been 3 months since i've sent you my mother's maiden name & credit card details. when do i & my village get access to your secret site? - Mr. Okole from Nigeria.
I want access to that secret CH site. Credit card, PIN, SSN, and mother's maiden name sent. I can't wait. Oh, and Katie, I love you for more than just your Costco membership. Although, that helps. A lot. A LOT.
Jacob M. LOL, but they have to say something negative about your truck (like the size or whatever) first and then the next scene want you to pick up bags of dirt or furniture. Have someone walk by and throw their empty can in the back to make it extra realistic D:
every video written by Costco are about her belittling herself, somebody from the cast should notice Costco behavior and what she tries to communicate with her sketches.
Let's say you like Root Beer. Where a normal grocery store would be like "here's 12 root beers for 12 dollars," Costco would be like "We will give you an actual barrel of root beer for 35 cents but you're in charge of getting it home."
Bris Vegas I didn't, and I'm glad Avery had. I don't look for them, but it's still fun to know where they're hidden. You never know where CH will put one next. By the way, there are no spaces before or after an em dash. Also, you should definitely use the correct alt code(0150) if you're going to attempt a structure like that-not an ordinary hyphen. I know what you meant, but by technicality, none of what you wrote made sense. Since you did attempt one, I assume you're a technical minded person. Something to be mindful of.
What's funny is that I live in Kirkland so whenever you see Kirkland signature brand I see the "signature brand" of the city I live in or something at costco.
NicksDomain101 hey I live in Kirkland as well! Sadly Costco didn't actually start in Kirkland like most people think, it started in like like evergreen or some shitty city
I feel like this is so oddly specific that while writing scripts she's actually passively aggressively announcing how she feels about people in her life
i hope the script said "Everyone does a 40 pound ham dance"
If it was a story in a book:
Then everyone does the 40 pound ham dance...for some reason
Underrated comment
Who are you?
T1J!! 👋
It dose
Did nobody notice that they’re celebrating an end of the world party
Yep and i am exited for the party
Oh... thanks for pointing that out
LOL
@@theweirdgui4412 found the edge lord
Hey yaeh
I like how Katie always plays the desperate character no one likes...
jokersus lol that's so trueeee
That's because she isn't playing a character.
It makes me sad :(
What if she is reacting her childhood?
savage answer
I love Katie's videos. Her content is so refreshingly dire. She has a way of injecting intensity into the most basic of concepts and presents it all in a hilarious way. Her character is such a caricature of the way many people feel within their friend groups; outside looking in, that it holds within people both familiarity and exaggeration that puts it just to the side of what we can recognise in ourselves. Genuinely really intelligent content made for the mindless masses to idly consume and actually learn something. Well done, Katie, well done
i love how everybody offered katie real food or drink and zac was just like “yo you want some fuckin lean?”
Well it’s Katie so… makes sense
Was gonna offer coke but can only do lean
Guys, the first time you visit our secret site, your computer literally prints out 25 dollars.
CollegeHumor but i'm on a phone.........
You can pin your comments, so don't forget to do that.
CollegeHumor katie was way funner before she gave drugs and holding random names at the airport arrivals area
CollegeHumor hi! i love your videos! im early! i said you people Are awsome! can you please reply!? please!? just one reply!
That's... not legal
i feel like these videos are just katie's cries for help
Sherry Fan That is kind of her whole deal in videos.
A Tr Watch "These sketches are too personal" then you'll understand
How many times has she died now?
otto Chan Thanks, I forgot about that video.
She's like Kenny from South Park
This is kind of unrelated but still related. A Costco is the perfect place to hold out a zombie apocalypse. Everything is in bulk, lots of space, they sell everything, often times they have their own generators, and the Costco near where I live has two doors with a second set of doors on the outside. All of which are heavy steel overhead garage doors. Also a second security fence on the inside. BOOM!
Donnie Montoya but imagine the bloodbath that would ensue
Donnie Montoya I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME!
To much space to cover if you're alone. For a group hold-out of 20 or more it's great, but if it's just you and your family, there will inevitably be a break-in. You'd also have to defend yourself from other humans. Not the best place.. I maintain the best place to go is the road. Hoard gas, drive around in a truck.
But they sell zero ammunition or weapons of any kind
Ok so they are zombies which means their bodies will decay very quickly which means the best place is a cruise ship where you can wait it out until they again decay
this was actually very sad
Jeffrey Dahmer ikr lol, and the ending didn’t even have a happy plot twist lol
I utterly despise you
@@FilthyFrosty Depressing twist. Death AND Sam's club.
(JK I don't know anything about Sam's club)
Ur likes are 420, nice!
E. Andrews it’s literally the exact same, like the prices and everything are the same
How I feel about me and my car. I was injured and had 3 of my friends pretty much cut me out of their lives because I wasn't able to drive. 2 got their own licences.
Damn so sorry to hear that, fake ass bitches
then those "friends" were never really friends in he first place and honestly it's for the best that they leave.
Hope you are doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️
damn. Katy really stepped up her acting game in this one
Katie*
Grant needs to be bigger though
Nah she's just mad cuz they wont chill with her after work.
"Hasn't Katie done this before" they're building to some sort of bigger joke - but I can't figure out what.
+JP Kloess Katie has been killed in at least one, if not many, recent episodes, but one where everyone stands over her like in this one. Commenters were already complaining about how the entire staff was supposed to be dead in the wake of a recent episode. So they preëmpted it and made a mildly funny joke.
Isnt it about the one where she did the same thing in the "why am i tagged last?" skit
ya
I think it’s referencing the “Tagged Last” video
JP Kloess why did you tag me last
does Katie use her Costco membership to buy cocaine in bulk?
EpicUltraKingSmizzy yes
Nah the shit they got at Costco is like 50% baking soda...
Their crack ain't that bad tho
Yep.
Yes
EpicUltraKingSmizzy wait does she smoke IRL
Stellar acting from Zac at 0:33. I can just _feel_ the searing heat of his passion for forty pound hams.
I had no idea what this sketch was about until I visited my cousin in America and she had a Costco membership. It's like a warehouse, so many things to buy. And I couldn't fathom that you needed a membership to go shopping
is this a branded video? oh my god!!!
Product placement!
J’accuse!
Rishab Tirupathi it’s a reference to another video they aren’t genuinely asking
No I just LOVE the taste of chompsy’s chips (now in piña colada) and the amazing HTZ stream six! Man these Walker steppers are comfortable...man I’m gonna need some Splish soda to wash down those chompsy’s chips
If this is product placement they would have to say it or else it would be illegal and they would fined.
I like this dark, weird continuing tragedy.
Joseph Engelhardt 999th like
Joseph Engelhardt b
Joseph Engelhardt me too lol
I like what Katie did with her hair!
Jay Milligan
I KNOW! IT'S SO CUTE!
Ahh, please, govin, Emily's was way cuter.
youre just saying that so you can go to costco
It's on fleek. 😊
0:30 the little wiggle he did. Lol 😂
😂😂😂
I got a Costco ad on this video and it made me laugh more than any Costco ad ever has.
They didn't mention Costco pizza
IT’S ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Edit: I have no memory of making this reply
I would also use the membership to get whole tenderloin
That is goddam sin
kackkksog lmfaooo
Costco pizza is my favorite food there's a costco near me that has really good pizza
I LOVE Katie's hair in this one! Katie, if you can hear me, your hair looks GREAT!
Mohinder Suresh Thank you for your wise insight, Sensei Suresh.
Megharoni Oml
The videos where it stars Katie are definitely the funniest videos!😂😂😂 she should get a raise!
Probably because they're relateable. lol
Alfredo Zimmerman And she does drugs!
Yeah, give her a raise to help her get high ;)
but if she gets a raise, then that enables her to spend more money on cocain.
Alfredo Zimmerman, Ye
2:13 I actually looked for bulk Chocolate Milk at a Costco once, they don't sell that.
It's inaccuracies like these that really ruin these sketches for me.
Arlo Mates yeah, it looks like a bulk paint container with chocolate milk in it.
😂😂😂
I actually bought that Chocolate Milk at a Costco once.. it probably just wasn't popular or not at your location... though I think the cough medicine was fake...
I bought it at a Costco before quarantine
Yeah man, I just want my gallon of cough medicine smh Costco get it together
I know this is 2 years out of date but this made me sad and I'd love a revenge follow up for Katie.
She just wanted genuine friends and they killed her for it :(
Ged em Katie 😈
She killed them during the Purge
This is actually just Katie hallucinating after taking too much cocaine.
No, this is her break down thanks to going through withdrawals for not getting _enough_ cocaine.
* Costcocaine
More like Cokatie, amirite???
CollegeHumor please reply to my comment
Katie is cool with Cocaine!? I have an even bigger crush on her now! xD
I get so sad when Katie is the bad one. She's my favorite one.
Ryyi23 tgfgghhuuuuhhggv
Steffen Blevins same
Steffen Blevins your comment greatly confuses me
Ryyi23 you used one twice in the same the space of a small sentence. Nothing wrong with it it just feels weird to read
I like how you are referring to these people like pokemon or something. Like, 'I just caught a Katie! It's my favorite one!'
Poor Katie!
She's always the butt of the jokes in these skits.
I've got your back, Katie.
Charles Lee but she co-wrote the sketch. It's her character xD
The one who comes up with the idea of the sketch is the one that appears in the end in front of the green screen. Katie came up with this one.
Charles Lee she's the new Dan, their last names even sound the same
katie and grant write this skit
look at the description
Matt León
true, but still...
Who noticed the party was called " End of the World Party?"
Strip mall with Costco? Sounds like someone describing Costco who has never been to a Costco
My old Costco was in the same strip mall at Home Depot, Oil Changers, Wing Stop, McDonald's, and a few other typical stores. Then they wanted to expand, and my city said no, so they left and now it's a Walmart. A super sucky empty shelves never anything in stock rude employees only shop there if you are desperate Walmart.
One of the Costco's in LA (Los Feliz) is in a strip-mall like area with a Best Buy, Party City, etc. There might be others like that, and since CH is in LA they could be using that as a reference. I usually go to that one because there's an old Toys R Us store that's still unoccupied, freeing up some unused parking spaces.
in california, costcos are sometimes in strip malls
bro istg costo IS the fuckin strip mall. it's easier finding a needle in like, 15 haystacks, than finding the end or exit of a costco
Where do i message Katie for the secret site?
Hi Greenranger8,
I'm one of the admins on the secret site. If you pm me your info, I will get you in.
200odd300 Oh thanks. Did you get my info? Just sent it.
Sir.Metropolice I am guessing your age is between 7-11.
Greenranger8 you’re lying, right?
Sir.Metropolice XD of course theyre kidding oml
A Costco membership is like 55$, they should just get their own card
Lol Lol oh in Canada it takes like a month to get one
fadi rizk What are you talking about? You walk in and buy a membership and you can start shopping right away....lol
netflix is just 120 dollars, not that much different
Yeah people you can buy a membership for only 55 dollars plus you can get super cheap gas
Also their food is A1, The pizza is so good, everything is great about Costco expect the huge amount of people the store and It's always so packed
College humor is just buzzfeed that doesn't worry about offending anyone
its perfect
That's why it's better lol buzzfeed is too political
It's also way funnier
Let’s not assume that every internet media company is just another version of buzzfeed
Ch existed waaaay before buzzfeed
My favorite videos are when Katie loses or dies in the end, she always has it coming
I got an ad about how horrible Costco is right before it started.
For a few seconds I thought it was the actual video.
If I died as often as she does, I'd be a massive coke head too, I guess.
i tried to click u, im an idiot
Azizguy101 lmao
Belal DarkneSS honourable words my friend, just honourable
She starts to become Yamcha from Dragonball... Or maybe even Kenny from South Park
but she's the only one who survived the purge
I fucking love Katie.
*I love fucking Katie
Katie is def my favorite comedian on college humor!
0:46 red twists has the most cool logos! Specially their triangles and it’s nice big eye! So good.
One of the most relatable skits I’ve ever seen. Like FRRRRRRR FRRR
@ 3:12 dear Katie, it's been 3 months since i've sent you my mother's maiden name & credit card details. when do i & my village get access to your secret site? - Mr. Okole from Nigeria.
geh geh m8
Dude I sent your prince $4000 a while back when he was strapped for cash and he promised $1 million for compensation. Can you ask him about that?
You forgot your social security number
Katys hair looks really lovely in this video!
I sent you my social security number, credit card information and my mothers maiden name but i don't have access to the secret site?
It's called Dropout now
So did i....
I wonder if someone actually did that 7xD
I love Katie so much, she's hilarious. Also her hair looks super nice in this video
I love the way grant says "or a school of shrimp"
Katie's not part of the core 5? I don't even know the name of the girl who said that.
cynthia
Thanks, I'll have to remember that.
She was around way before Cynthia was.
And C'mon, let's give love to Caldwell who animates half their shit.
Sir Joshawott I
me with my amazon prime account
Oscar Niňo can you order me some free stuff with that Dash button thing
and my netflix account
do yuo have twitch *insert lenny face*
anyone else think Katie is absolutely gorgeous?
Sebastian Medina yup
...
She is gorgeous
Y'all must be wasted or somethin
She's a cute kitty. Mew.
Got a Costco ad on this right after on a Costco gold card
I died when I saw what the decoration said 😂🤣😂🤣 ”End⭐️Of⭐️The⭐️World⭐️Party”
"I'm sorry you feel that way costco"😂
Honestly, Katie is really cute.
INCOOM13 Emily was hotter. BTW is she still here?
that... really fucking creepy
... NOOOOOOO NOOOOO STOPPPP
As a nerdasexual i have to agree Katie is the hottest of all the ladies on the SJW comedy you tube channels
@@haydenho6670 Not really that creepy
Katie needs to get paid more or something she always has the best videos every single time
Sometimes Katie’s sketches tap into some of my biggest inner fears
I got a Costco ad before this video started
I really liked Katie's hair. Good job
omg so cute 0:
Katie should so do her hair like that more often it looks amazing
Costco membership aside, Katie is cute.
saying that for Costco aren't you?
Marley *COSTCO is cute
Ensec nooooooo, why would I? (yes)
personally I don't like Costco I like Sam's club. So I would just want Katie at my party no costco
“NO, you can’t just use me for bulk goods” KILLS ME 💀💀
At least she’s getting 2%(4% with the Visa card) on their purchases.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
This comment is what plants crave.
+hayderimran7 best place to get a law degree
hayderimran7 Do you sell the 50 DVD box set of "Ow! My Balls!" ?
NeoSquirrel I'm pretty sure I saw it near the award-winning Ass The Movie. On isle 1,469.
We also have law school here.
each episode reinforces my belief that she is clinically depressed
yep
Kaitie is cute and has a Costco membership? Where has she been all my 3 minutes 23 seconds ago since i started watching this video?
3:00 Alternative ending: Katie's hands and head start to glow with golden energy.
I got a Costco ad on this.
this is so funny because i have a costco membership now and my boyfriend and his family want to go all the time 😂😂
***** well, we've been together for five years before my costco membership begins so i think we're good 😂😂
Tomorrow is my birthday and i only wish for two things... 1 collegehumor answers 2 collegehumor makes a good video.
Please collegehumor PLEASE!!
Filip Hällgren No.
Patrick Burke shiiit
my parents hit me with a belt on my birthday...
I want access to that secret CH site. Credit card, PIN, SSN, and mother's maiden name sent. I can't wait.
Oh, and Katie, I love you for more than just your Costco membership. Although, that helps. A lot. A LOT.
777scubadiver how and where did you send it too?
Wait: Is This Video BRANDED?!
I feel like this video might be a Costco ad
You could do almost that same exact joke with anyone who owns a pick up truck and had been asked to move something for someone.
Jacob M. LOL, but they have to say something negative about your truck (like the size or whatever) first and then the next scene want you to pick up bags of dirt or furniture.
Have someone walk by and throw their empty can in the back to make it extra realistic D:
45 comments and 4 views. Good work youtube.
6th view
psycheous wow such a fucking original comment that has never peen posted before
psycheous get. over it.
every video written by Costco are about her belittling herself, somebody from the cast should notice Costco behavior and what she tries to communicate with her sketches.
omg yes. these videos are just ways to handle with personal problems
The office merks nice picture
smae?
Pendragon Chen y
Ramsés Amadeus I think Costco and Barry from misfits should meet up.
Cynthia: Have something to *drink.*
'Cynthia, Zac & Mike name drinks'
Siobhan: *Or an entire wheel of B R I E*
i was just drooling over the huge box of cookies on the table the entire time and wishing i could have that many cookies
Now we know why she killed everyone in the office purge!
LMAO I lost it at 2:08 "Fucking God dammit". Boy have i see that face before.
what does a Costco membership involve? not 'murican here
Alejandra Rodrígues you pay like $80 a year to go there, but they have really good deals so if you spend enough money there it's worth the $80 a year
thanks :)
Alejandra Rodrígues you're also not allowed without one. It's a warehouse store.
Let's say you like Root Beer. Where a normal grocery store would be like "here's 12 root beers for 12 dollars," Costco would be like "We will give you an actual barrel of root beer for 35 cents but you're in charge of getting it home."
A store where to shop, you need a paid membership, around $60 a year.
Katie always ends up falling and dying at the end of sketches, while the rest of them laugh at her
I love their dancing
maybe i should get a costco membership, that way at least I would have fake friends...
Katie, I don't know if this is of importance to you, but those bangs make you 20x as cute as you already were uwu
0:50 illuminati red twists.
Nice catch! Never would have seen that. It's so obvious, yet so well hidden.
saw it
Avery Carreno Lmfao
anyone could see it - no need to point it out
Bris Vegas I didn't, and I'm glad Avery had. I don't look for them, but it's still fun to know where they're hidden. You never know where CH will put one next. By the way, there are no spaces before or after an em dash. Also, you should definitely use the correct alt code(0150) if you're going to attempt a structure like that-not an ordinary hyphen. I know what you meant, but by technicality, none of what you wrote made sense. Since you did attempt one, I assume you're a technical minded person. Something to be mindful of.
We need a counter for every time a fight has broken out in the collgehumour office
Anyone else get a Costco ad before the video started??
No? Okay than.
I watch CollegeHumor videos mainly because Katie Marovitch is funny.
What's funny is that I live in Kirkland so whenever you see Kirkland signature brand I see the "signature brand" of the city I live in or something at costco.
NicksDomain101 hey I live in Kirkland as well! Sadly Costco didn't actually start in Kirkland like most people think, it started in like like evergreen or some shitty city
Hehe, in this video they featured "Kirkwood"
This video was the most trippy experience for me...
Katie is my fave
"you can't just use me for bulk goods"
*Or an entire wheel of Brie*
gets me every goddamn time
2:24 when you don't get the invite to hang out with the squad :/
Katie was on point in this skit
I love that Katie write this 😂
Wrote*
*Costco
I feel like this is so oddly specific that while writing scripts she's actually passively aggressively announcing how she feels about people in her life
Katies in the hospital, her friends say to the doctor "will her costco membership survive? i, i mean, will she be okay?"
I'm in love with katie's voice uwu
Sam's Club is trash compared to Costco.
yea it is
Never heard any of them . . .
Let's Drive Somewhere you’re wrong
You must not live in California. Costco is ghetto, everyone goes to Sam’s instead. Usually people who think Costco is nice live in another state.
@@ThisDeadJoke its a U.S thing
There was a Humane Leauge ad after it and it was about how Cosco treated its chickens.
Coincidence
I THINK NOT
Katie is definitely my hero.
we don't have Costco here, dunno why i watched this, i mean there's not even illumati or cocaine jokes in here
boy638 yeah there is
yeah im probably too distracted by the huge portion sizes Costco sells lol
boy638 what country do you live in?
Watch the video again and take a look at the Red Vine liquorice container Trapp was holding.
Guys I think he's being sarcastic. At least I hope so