Psychology Of Human Behavior

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  • @brightthings6
    @brightthings6  Рік тому +14

    " A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. "
    " A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything. "
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    • @brightthings6
      @brightthings6  Рік тому

      checkout this video

    • @isaiah1993
      @isaiah1993 Рік тому +2

      Wooow,,, this is super true, i got it at the end,,

  • @ash2.027
    @ash2.027 2 роки тому +2248

    If you clicked to view the full thumbnail, it isn’t shown at all. I just saved you a few minutes of your time .

    • @literallytyana
      @literallytyana 2 роки тому +202

      Wow what a rip off how tf do you clickbait words😭😭😭

    • @ameeraomar3012
      @ameeraomar3012 2 роки тому +92

      I think the words that are cut off aren't real words.

    • @janariley1648
      @janariley1648 2 роки тому +147

      I did want to see the thumbnail 😂😂😂😆

    • @holleyrufino448
      @holleyrufino448 2 роки тому +18

      He will choose the one with g--- health. I thought maybe it was good but it looks mine like genital which makes no sense to me

    • @holleyrufino448
      @holleyrufino448 2 роки тому +44

      With g??fer th???k. With goofier thinking????

  • @msb120
    @msb120 2 роки тому +422

    "When a man is sleeping with two women, he’ll always stay with the one who has a weak mind. The weak minded one will think she’s won because she is with him but the whole time he’s wishing he was with the strong woman. But he’s too scared to be with the strong woman because he is weak too."

    • @hypocritespuninanna9601
      @hypocritespuninanna9601 Рік тому +14

      Like attracts like 💯💯💯

    • @QueenBee-fg1iz
      @QueenBee-fg1iz Рік тому +20

      My ex is with someone who has nothing to offer him but sex…no job, no money, no car, no license, and 2 kids. They deserve each other as he finally showed me who he really is…a loser.

    • @margaretkoopman9154
      @margaretkoopman9154 Рік тому +8

      Hahaha, miss and love him so much despite his weaknesses. Alas, I will never see him again.

    • @alextarot
      @alextarot Рік тому +8

      @@QueenBee-fg1iz lol maybe he just wants family. He probably has his own car money and a means to provide.

    • @QueenBee-fg1iz
      @QueenBee-fg1iz Рік тому +5

      @@alextarot Nope…he doesn’t have a job just temporary work, no car, and he has 2 grown children who he hides this girl and her kids from. He also hides her from his parents.

  • @jasondurham3867
    @jasondurham3867 2 роки тому +2011

    The very last one about Lisa Sparks was random af lol

    • @coco_studios451
      @coco_studios451 2 роки тому +98

      Yeah! Wtf!

    • @truckerzee9643
      @truckerzee9643 2 роки тому +48

      😂

    • @jabazzy
      @jabazzy 2 роки тому +127

      My same exact thoughts lol. Really didn't fit with the other facts 😂

    • @stogieguy7201
      @stogieguy7201 2 роки тому +101

      Threw me for a loop… but I bet that name gets a bump in google searches lol

    • @lamcadams785
      @lamcadams785 2 роки тому +42

      That made me think twice. What the hell?

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +199

    A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

    • @farhanfouadacca
      @farhanfouadacca 2 роки тому +3

      Not bad at all. His most activities end way before 7pm and the rest start way after 7pm. He’ll make it to sex time everyday.

    • @coffeehimouto452
      @coffeehimouto452 2 роки тому +10

      @@farhanfouadacca it just means he can watch

    • @Carmen-us1ew
      @Carmen-us1ew 2 роки тому +5

      That was funny!!

    • @Usualspec13
      @Usualspec13 2 роки тому +4

      Boom.

    • @barbaraissac5029
      @barbaraissac5029 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brightthings6
    @brightthings6  2 роки тому +2501

    " A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. "
    " A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything. "

  • @katlegompe5293
    @katlegompe5293 2 роки тому +457

    "never depend so much on anyone because your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness"
    I honestly felt that so deep I nearly got emotional

    • @angyr2902
      @angyr2902 2 роки тому +6

      That’s me.😞

    • @genevievepineda2600
      @genevievepineda2600 2 роки тому +9

      The one with the sleeping flowers 💐 hit me hard

    • @ajaxx627
      @ajaxx627 2 роки тому +6

      But don’t you also leave your shadow in darkness?

    • @dreama.
      @dreama. 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @meeraa192
      @meeraa192 2 роки тому +6

      Honestly Im embarrassed to say that I dont get it

  • @thefamvlogs8642
    @thefamvlogs8642 2 роки тому +249

    When a man is dealing with two women, he’ll always stay with the one who has a weak mind The weak minded one will think she’s won because she is with him but the whole time he’s wishing he was with the strong woman. But he’s too scared to be with the strong woman because he is weak too.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +1024

    A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

    • @Awkward_Incel
      @Awkward_Incel 2 роки тому +13

      I don’t get the second part please explain the ending

    • @JohnThaDreamer
      @JohnThaDreamer 2 роки тому +34

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elaineewalt8137
      @elaineewalt8137 2 роки тому +56

      @@Awkward_Incel
      Hey man fugettaboutit! 🤣

    • @elaineewalt8137
      @elaineewalt8137 2 роки тому +18

      Thas funny, ount care who yar!!! 🤣😅😆😂

    • @farhanfouadacca
      @farhanfouadacca 2 роки тому +25

      Dude, I think they all are married regardless of their ring status. They are just doing how they like.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +43

    A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny - I’m just homesick.

    • @hatinallday74
      @hatinallday74 Рік тому +2

      This is extra funny to me . being a truck driver...😂

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +87

    Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."

  • @janabana7301
    @janabana7301 2 роки тому +60

    I feel like this video wasn’t psychological facts but more like inspirational quotes + 1 random guinness world record

  • @AllMyBeatz
    @AllMyBeatz 2 роки тому +53

    "If a man sleeps with two women, they'll always choose the one who didn't sleep with 919 men in 24hrs"

    • @selahayoti2944
      @selahayoti2944 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lynseymoat363
      @lynseymoat363 2 роки тому +4

      Very good! 😂

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee 2 роки тому +2

      LOL 😆😂

    • @Agape122
      @Agape122 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 thanks to clarify what was the end of the quote... now I understand everything

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +291

    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"

    • @JohnThaDreamer
      @JohnThaDreamer 2 роки тому +33

      That’s different. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @farhanfouadacca
      @farhanfouadacca 2 роки тому +25

      He’s an honest guy, never lies. Good boy.

    • @what.you.allowyou.permit2030
      @what.you.allowyou.permit2030 2 роки тому +48

      @@farhanfouadacca deception is a lie; his wife knew he lied about something; he's still a liar but shows he can divert attention away from the truth; how evil; thankfully, this is just comedy 😶

    • @Carmen-us1ew
      @Carmen-us1ew 2 роки тому +6

      Now that made me laugh!!

    • @noraa1991
      @noraa1991 2 роки тому

      @@what.you.allowyou.permit2030 fun assassin

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +104

    Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight . When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow. " Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"

    • @Carmen-us1ew
      @Carmen-us1ew 2 роки тому +2

      That was cute!!

    • @allyjolly5819
      @allyjolly5819 2 роки тому +3

      hahaha grandma appreciates so much...finally there is a solution!! Damn, why took so long! hahaha

    • @dkking2242
      @dkking2242 2 роки тому +3

      PEOPLE! GRANDMA BROUGHT AN ADDITIONAL 10 PILLS😂

    • @barbaraissac5029
      @barbaraissac5029 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spirituallyawake5019
      @spirituallyawake5019 2 роки тому +1

      Lol 😆 🤣

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +34

    A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"

  • @jaymays4482
    @jaymays4482 2 роки тому +240

    No woman needs too worry about being faithful too me because I'm not dating or looking. Wish everyone the best goodluck with whatever your dealing with in your lives.

    • @xopreciousleistv2983
      @xopreciousleistv2983 2 роки тому +3

      thanks

    • @cameronstewart3600
      @cameronstewart3600 2 роки тому +19

      Dude, good luck to you too :) sounds like you're going through some shit, I'm sorry that that is the case for you but please know that no matter how you feel right now you are a good man (or you'd not be wishing random people good luck) and that even if your self worth and self love are not awesome at the minute, keep your head high. Keep showing that love to the world. Be the best you that you can :)

    • @ghostcircuitry
      @ghostcircuitry 2 роки тому +19

      @@cameronstewart3600 society and your handlers have taught you that anyone who doesn’t want to be chained to another person is someone how broken, sad, going through something negative? A lot of people find more happiness in independence.

    • @Toolwise
      @Toolwise 2 роки тому +9

      MGTOW FTW

    • @jamielake-boyd3600
      @jamielake-boyd3600 2 роки тому +2

      @@ghostcircuitry yeah. Probably. But those days you need someone im.sure will be pretty ruff.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +113

    A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +32

    There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +43

    The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +36

    An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

    • @barbaraissac5029
      @barbaraissac5029 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +44

    During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

  • @2303batman
    @2303batman 2 роки тому +226

    How did this just turn into "joke central" in the comments section? 🤣🤣

    • @elefoundation3703
      @elefoundation3703 2 роки тому +3

      I swear down its so funny

    • @AlexisMaria
      @AlexisMaria 2 роки тому +4

      Right! I will be a hit at the next gathering I cant wait 😩🤣 cheezy but funny as well like random af lol

    • @vagabondaloner5650
      @vagabondaloner5650 2 роки тому +2

      LoL I think the last one got everyone giggling on here 🤭😂

    • @terrifictomm
      @terrifictomm 2 роки тому +3

      And all sex jokes. I guess nobody's taking Lisa seriously.

    • @ady6837
      @ady6837 2 роки тому

      Thats what i was wondering!! BUT must admit,its agold mine of hilarious jokes! I cant stop laughing louder with each one

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +25

    I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

  • @awesomekb3065
    @awesomekb3065 2 роки тому +6

    The last one was a very interesting psychological fact that really made my day

  • @KivaTV
    @KivaTV 2 роки тому +31

    I had to save this video to come back and read more jokes in these comments 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +448

    A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

  • @TheDickeroo
    @TheDickeroo 2 роки тому +35

    My Theory about choosing a mate. We always pick people with the same level of self esteem and self worth that we have. If it is low, one will pick low and not let the other grow because it is a threat to the status quo. Raise your self esteem and self worth and you will always pick from a higher level. Two tens will be loving and supportive. Two twos will be competitive and negative. Choose well.

    • @valival226
      @valival226 2 роки тому +1

      Excellent advice. Never thought about it that way!

    • @TheDickeroo
      @TheDickeroo 2 роки тому

      @@valival226 if you want an in-depth analysis on what to look for in choosing a mate, you can watch this video that covers many aspects of what to look for…. ua-cam.com/video/NuIUzgAhY3g/v-deo.html

    • @vfree4579
      @vfree4579 Рік тому

      Oh man ❗I love that, I just love it. I Have been working working on my self esteem for 2 years now. This is just what happened between me and my ex husband I chose from my loneliness and my low self esteem from rejection and abandonment issues no more. THIS STATEMENT HAS put the icing on the cake God bless

    • @TheDickeroo
      @TheDickeroo Рік тому

      @@vfree4579 I would like to share with you some deep hidden patterns about how our programming works. You will not find this info anywhere else that I know of. The interviewer, it turns out, had the very same problem that so many people have. You must always raise your level of self esteem and self worth in order to pick from a higher level. Start by always acknowledging your creative abilities at solving life’s problems to yourself. The only approval you need is from yourself. No one else. Here are three hidden programming patterns that I broke and found true freedom and complete happiness. ua-cam.com/video/-a-bmB9stCo/v-deo.html

    • @Agape122
      @Agape122 Рік тому +1

      Amazing advice

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +503

    Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +39

    Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +44

    Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks. "Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

    • @farhanfouadacca
      @farhanfouadacca 2 роки тому +8

      That was some advanced level lecture from parents.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +310

    At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
    Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
    Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

    • @nomed5853
      @nomed5853 2 роки тому +9

      👏👏👏👍

    • @jdsorganicproductions9566
      @jdsorganicproductions9566 2 роки тому +20

      that is SAVAGE!! lol

    • @debragood1648
      @debragood1648 2 роки тому +6

      OMG 🤣😂 how cute!!

    • @schallrd1
      @schallrd1 2 роки тому +40

      The mailman took the $60 out of Little Johnny's pocket while hugging.

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 2 роки тому +14

      What do you suppose was the surrogate father's secret

  • @hibashaikh7128
    @hibashaikh7128 2 роки тому +112

    Let me complete the thumbnail... "If a man sleeps with two women, he'll definitely choose the one with weak mind" but always crave the one with strong mind forever...✨

    • @pentium111
      @pentium111 2 роки тому +6

      Lol thanks

    • @meluk6991
      @meluk6991 2 роки тому +1

      Dammit, do we know each other?

    • @hibashaikh7128
      @hibashaikh7128 2 роки тому +2

      @@meluk6991 😅

    • @Recipe-mk4kn
      @Recipe-mk4kn Рік тому +1

      Adulty & unloyalty don't just stop there, it'll continue & end with STDs. Wise people deserve a better future & partner, should avoid this deadly route

  • @Unherd_Of
    @Unherd_Of 2 роки тому +11

    This list makes me feel good about myself. I am an intelligent overthinker that cusses and has immense integrity. I have never told an old friends secrets. 🙃 I respect what was shared in friendship.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +23

    Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
    Man: "Yes!"
    Reporter: "Name?"
    Man: "A***********m."
    Reporter: "Sex?"
    Man: "Three to five times a week."
    Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
    Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
    Reporter: "Holy cow!"
    Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
    Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
    Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
    Reporter: "Oh dear!"
    Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.

  • @gb3113
    @gb3113 2 роки тому +19

    Empathy is a symptom of overthinking which was caused by Strict parents or stressful environments as child. I feel like can relate to this. Especially when all grown and realized I was raised by a narcissist parent and I was more of a pawn , tool. It was all conditional.

    • @ajl2232
      @ajl2232 2 роки тому +1

      True

    • @scarletrayne5126
      @scarletrayne5126 2 роки тому +1

      This made me cry I don’t know why😭

    • @Kiweeezy
      @Kiweeezy Рік тому

      Yes, this one spoke to me as well.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +28

    A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +77

    A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +18

    A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

    • @Zoronita
      @Zoronita 2 роки тому +1

      Brilliant 🤣👏🏽

  • @shawnraj7816
    @shawnraj7816 2 роки тому +16

    Ill add one for you..'When you dont show what u have in your thumbnail,u end up getting many dislikes and much hate' Add this quote to yr next vid

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +88

    A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms."

  • @giants8690011
    @giants8690011 2 роки тому +44

    That last quote about Lisa sparkxx was the ending you never seen coming 😂🤣😂

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +98

    Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +361

    On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

    • @cucuca7281
      @cucuca7281 2 роки тому +2

      :O)

    • @schallrd1
      @schallrd1 2 роки тому +35

      Old man dinged when he should have donged.

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 2 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @JohnThaDreamer
      @JohnThaDreamer 2 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

    • @Tyrone950
      @Tyrone950 2 роки тому +8

      😄😄😄 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

  • @1999wrestler
    @1999wrestler 2 роки тому +8

    THIS IS SO VERY VERY TRUE, IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO DEVELOPE WISDOM, COURAGE, AND KNOWLEDGE.. MOST OF ALL UNDERSTANDING LIFE CHALLENGES.. WE MUST LEARN TO STAY CLOSE TO GOD, TO DIRECT OUR PATHWAY THREW LIFE..💙💙💫💫

  • @meee2331
    @meee2331 2 роки тому +23

    "Sometimes we hide many things because we know people around us will not understand it!"
    Actually I liked most of the quotes makes me think about some things differently!

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +86

    A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

    • @zandrawignal6866
      @zandrawignal6866 2 роки тому +8

      Trust is a hard to to master

    • @pocu321
      @pocu321 2 роки тому +5

      I had to screenshot this.

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee 2 роки тому +2

      LOL 😂😂

  • @johncurtis920
    @johncurtis920 2 роки тому +41

    The comment about loving the color black made me laugh. It's always been my favorite color, even as a small child. And I do tend to think about many wide-ranging things which...I suppose....is an aspect of that "colorfulness" mentioned.

    • @elishabraun196
      @elishabraun196 2 роки тому

      Except black is not a color, it is in fact the absence of color.

    • @johncurtis920
      @johncurtis920 2 роки тому

      @@elishabraun196: Tru. Which might be exactly why one can be so....colorful? Not being blinkered by any one particular "color" allows you to see 'em all? Ummm...so to speak. 😉

    • @lynseymoat363
      @lynseymoat363 2 роки тому

      @@elishabraun196 actually that's both true and false. When speaking of light then yes but if referring to pigment it's false. But tbh my issue with the claim is that it's also been found that most serial killers chose brown or black as their favorite colors too.

  • @grasaguy101
    @grasaguy101 2 роки тому +317

    I love how this whole video is quotes of wisdom passed down through the infinity of time that could genuinely help you humble yourself and potentially improve your life and the final 8 seconds is a random note of the world Record of someone who slept with the most people in one day 😂 that made me laugh so hard

  • @monique4251
    @monique4251 2 роки тому +5

    The Lisa sparks thing was so random and funny , I couldn’t help but laugh 😂

  • @brentblasabas5212
    @brentblasabas5212 2 роки тому +5

    "Your biggest supporter is a stranger. Your biggest hater is someone you know."

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +5

    Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

  • @margaritakleinman5701
    @margaritakleinman5701 2 роки тому +138

    I'm really thinking about that very first quote, that people with a high IQ have a harder time finding a mate. I wonder why that is. I have a high IQ and I can say it's been true for me, I'm curious to know if it's true for others as well.

    • @reionnyx
      @reionnyx 2 роки тому +39

      Let me guess, you think too far and too serious... When most of people just want a small and fun talk
      Am I wrong?

    • @margaritakleinman5701
      @margaritakleinman5701 2 роки тому +55

      @@reionnyx No, you're not wrong. Although I can do small, light talk too. But prefer deeper conversations.

    • @noorgonzalez1076
      @noorgonzalez1076 2 роки тому +2

      Ummmmm yessssss

    • @margaritakleinman5701
      @margaritakleinman5701 2 роки тому +20

      @@noorgonzalez1076 Glad to know someone else experiences the same thing. Or maybe we're just too picky lol

    • @li.li.
      @li.li. 2 роки тому +50

      We analyze the details (red flags) and weigh the ROI a little more. However, I've noticed that people with higher IQs are more likely to be emotionally disconnected. It's almost as if emotions confound logic. LoL

  • @juelj1002
    @juelj1002 2 роки тому +5

    I’ve had dreams about people I’ve never saw in my entire life 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @queenideas
    @queenideas 2 роки тому +2

    So lovely to read and listen to

  • @777_oracale
    @777_oracale 2 роки тому +2

    🤣😂😂😂😂 That last one threw me for a loop.💀

  • @dalecunningham1038
    @dalecunningham1038 2 роки тому +26

    All them inspirational quotes then that last 1 about Lisa wtf is that about lol 😆

  • @RadiantHeart1551
    @RadiantHeart1551 2 роки тому +5

    This came in divine timing, thank you.🌼

  • @trinabrianna
    @trinabrianna Рік тому +2

    I love this video ! ♥️ Well done Bright Things 😌

  • @socialpsychologymantras
    @socialpsychologymantras 2 роки тому +2

    You are the last thought in my mind before I drift off to sleep and the first thought when I wake up each morning.

  • @ghostcircuitry
    @ghostcircuitry 2 роки тому +9

    The one quote mentions your brain can’t create faces ,so anyone you dream is someone who has been in your life - imagine all the faces we’ve seen in movies, tv shows, commercials, magazines, etc. I’m sure by the time we are 20 years old the brain has already seen enough people to dream of a different person every night for the rest of our lives. It doesn’t mean you’ll remember their face or who they are.

  • @lisabuckner243
    @lisabuckner243 2 роки тому +3

    Such great wisdom, then the last one bahahaha! Thanks, I'm depressed af, needed that one 😂

  • @iahelcathartesaura3887
    @iahelcathartesaura3887 2 роки тому +1

    This came up randomly on my feed, and is exactly what I needed today! Very specifically. Thank you, subscribed.

  • @rockyng6758
    @rockyng6758 2 роки тому +1

    pretty interesting knowledge, thanks for sharing 👍

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +18

    It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"

    • @farhanfouadacca
      @farhanfouadacca 2 роки тому +1

      Dirty boy has to show the food source to another guy before knowing it himself.

    • @Carmen-us1ew
      @Carmen-us1ew 2 роки тому +2

      Cute!

  • @jessicaderosa9625
    @jessicaderosa9625 2 роки тому +6

    Better being alone than alone with someone else

  • @WitmanClan
    @WitmanClan 2 роки тому +2

    Honest transparency between emotional bodies brings truth to the gift of touch

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +7

    Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig." The second man said ,"I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."

  • @jeanariainanna2746
    @jeanariainanna2746 2 роки тому +5

    This video is great because of your cute accent. ♥ And that last quote, omg! You cheered me up so much! Thank you for that haha :D

  • @selihter
    @selihter 2 роки тому +8

    It all starts with me like always ❤🙏❤

  • @carogibson7109
    @carogibson7109 2 роки тому +2

    I applaud 👏 you. This is the moat hilarious dirty jokes that I never saw coming. 👀 😆 🤣

    • @scottanderson5533
      @scottanderson5533 2 роки тому

      Lol , how are you doing Caro, you look so beautiful on your profile picture and where are you from if I may ask?

  • @stephengrenleski1972
    @stephengrenleski1972 2 роки тому +2

    Our brains can't make faces in dreams, but it makes us see faces in random objects or patterns of light and shadow.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +24

    A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +13

    "Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

  • @reinettesteynberg8432
    @reinettesteynberg8432 2 роки тому +2

    The man I was with couldn't stay faithful.. a real bad piece of art ...

  • @Agape122
    @Agape122 Рік тому +2

    That quote about Lisa Sparks really changed my life 😂

  • @StarPlatinumV
    @StarPlatinumV 2 роки тому +4

    My friend murdered 3 people. I decided to longer be friends with him. I haven't shared his secret though... because I have integrity.

    • @elaineewalt8137
      @elaineewalt8137 2 роки тому

      And by the time I'm posting this, he finds out and you're dead too! 😃😵

  • @Lilyprescott
    @Lilyprescott 2 роки тому +6

    On the last one: That means that each man only had 1.5 minutes to get in and out.

    • @Carmen-us1ew
      @Carmen-us1ew 2 роки тому +2

      Hmm, I don't think I'd even call that sex.

    • @Lilyprescott
      @Lilyprescott 2 роки тому +2

      @@Carmen-us1ew yeah, that’s a tip dip at most.

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +37

    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!

  • @learnteach2learn729
    @learnteach2learn729 2 роки тому +2

    Men and women of higher IQs make a quote to made them feel better about themselves not being able to find a mate.

  • @geneillebaker6986
    @geneillebaker6986 2 роки тому +1

    Ty enjoyed reading ill give few to my friends

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +10

    A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
    Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
    Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

    • @Deadpool-mw6bw
      @Deadpool-mw6bw 2 роки тому +3

      Dang this was a good one 🤣

    • @farhanfouadacca
      @farhanfouadacca 2 роки тому +3

      Indeed! Depth is a mystery.

    • @kleio83
      @kleio83 2 роки тому +1

      Wow i gotta say nice one wow you commented a lot of good stories and skits. Do you have a platform?

  • @girlnextdoor369
    @girlnextdoor369 2 роки тому +11

    The first one is cut off - what does the last line say? “if a man sleeps with two women they will always choose the one with….”

    • @madelainepetrin1430
      @madelainepetrin1430 2 роки тому +2

      They don't say but let's try to finish it. ...the one who makes breakfast?

    • @cheryljones-paulse8335
      @cheryljones-paulse8335 2 роки тому +5

      It's this quote that grabbed my attention, but yet it doesn't feature at all...😣

    • @girlnextdoor369
      @girlnextdoor369 2 роки тому +5

      @@cheryljones-paulse8335 - same here!! I want to know what the answer is.

  • @ziggy33399
    @ziggy33399 2 роки тому +2

    Great list to start the day facing the right direction! Thank you 🙏🏽

  • @chromed3pth
    @chromed3pth 2 роки тому +1

    First fact in and u hit the nail straight on the head😂💯

  • @timothystormacker4101
    @timothystormacker4101 2 роки тому +3

    I thought it's just because I'm an asshole , that's a relief.....

  • @KoiAi_
    @KoiAi_ 2 роки тому +12

    "Sometimes we hide so many things because we know people around us will not understand" this is not only inaccurate but it's harmful. A person's assumption that another will not understand is harmful to their own mental health. If you find yourself in this position, please reach out anyway because we are here to support each other even if some do not understand your struggles. How can we support you if you do not reach out?

    • @KoiAi_
      @KoiAi_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@MaryDunford yes, unhealthy relationships with toxic people tend to be the start of most issues. Most people who have low self esteem mistake staying as being a good person and thinking those people are for them somehow, but in reality, if they leave, they will realize how much better off they will be.

    • @KoiAi_
      @KoiAi_ 2 роки тому

      @Amazing World what are you even talking about?

    • @ItzAprilLOL
      @ItzAprilLOL 2 роки тому

      I think it’s very accurate, I am like this every day. I hate being judged. Some people are just have more self then others. Mine started in elementary school, I was so afraid to talk in front of the class, the teachers would make me, and I would studder over my words and the kids would laugh and the teacher did nothing to stop it.

    • @KoiAi_
      @KoiAi_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@ItzAprilLOL yes and that is unhealthy, I went through all my life being fiercely independent to a fault. I was judged, let down, lied to and treated cruelly, but once I started healing, I realized no man is an island and we need others. Maybe not all the time, but toxic thoughts aren't always reality and yet if we stay in that mindset, we create the reality (self-fulfilling prophecy /self sabotage)
      I am self sufficient but I also know not everyone is ignorant and some do understand, so to think or even to feel as if I am the only one to understand was ego and lack of perspective on reality itself.

  • @Ifidreamitidoit3566
    @Ifidreamitidoit3566 2 роки тому +2

    This is so amazing. I am going to listen to this everyday. Thank you so much 🥰

  • @jodyamnpurrier-killingbeck1147
    @jodyamnpurrier-killingbeck1147 2 роки тому

    I wasn't having a good day. until I came across this..it speaks for me.

  • @wasabi4u724
    @wasabi4u724 2 роки тому +8

    Thumbnail: "If a man sleeps with two women, they'll always choose the one..." Ok, where's the rest of it?

    • @khloe38
      @khloe38 2 роки тому +5

      Click bait. I tried to google the quote but nothing even close comes up.

    • @wasabi4u724
      @wasabi4u724 2 роки тому +2

      @@khloe38 Thanks for the confirmation.

    • @lynghee159
      @lynghee159 2 роки тому +2

      the less intelligent one

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +5

    A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

  • @Unherd_Of
    @Unherd_Of 2 роки тому +1

    I love the one that said never become so attached to someone bc ur own shadow leaves u in darkness.

  • @phoenixrising5088
    @phoenixrising5088 Рік тому

    Hanging out with my Dog relieves my stress much more than any human being can.😻🐾🐾

  • @ReliPen
    @ReliPen 2 роки тому +3

    1:01, Extremely accurate
    5:01, very much the children within the family, they know too much...

  • @humanbehaviorpsychology123
    @humanbehaviorpsychology123 2 роки тому +31

    After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

  • @jorgegonzalezzamudio2224
    @jorgegonzalezzamudio2224 2 роки тому +1

    Great video!!!?

  • @tinaanastasia5950
    @tinaanastasia5950 2 роки тому

    This is lovely so glad I came across this. Thank you 🌹

  • @surongchannel5488
    @surongchannel5488 2 роки тому +3

    Good I like it

  • @truthseeker.8866
    @truthseeker.8866 2 роки тому +11

    I don't like the way you use the curiosity of viewers by hiding thumbnail.

  • @janellemedveckyulickey
    @janellemedveckyulickey 2 роки тому

    I really enjoyed your video. Most I've been doing without ever thinking about it , I believe in the Golden Rule.