Go to the Gym : NO! Play Video Games : NO! Watch a guy playing video games : NO! Play Video Games where you go to a gym : NO! Watch a guy playing video games in which he goes to a gym : YES!
2:30 - this moment got me a loud thump on my wall, not because of my computer sound, since I'm wearing headphones, but because I pissed off my neighbor with my howls of laughter. Grey, you're gonna get me evicted. On the plus side, your left arm should now be epicly swole.
Corner ones are best. End of the row. Never next to another person. Never look at the person next to you. Uhm. Did I miss any of the guys unspoken rules?
*Inspirational story* At my gym there was a 400-pound man going on the treadmill at speed 1.3 (a normal walking speed is ~3), but I was just proud of him for being there and trying. So don’t be afraid of going to the gym. If that man can do it, you can too.
@Ahmed G. Yeah except a lot of obese people dot realize until later that 80% of significant progress from ALL kinds of workouts (bodybuilding, powerlifting, weight loss, etc.) comes from diet. Just because he walks doesn't mean all his symptoms disappear in one minute.
ladies that wont talk to you, beefy dudes with attitude, bad apparel choices, greasy mirrors, low budget gym in a part of town where you could get robbed....This is too real. Might as well be called "Gym simulator UK: Derbyshire edition" 'cus they nailed it!
“ This is like the run that you use when your trying to run from the police” “Speaking of which... “ “I think this is a Russian game” What’re you trying to say?
This should be written into an SCP-file, ike the eternal gym or something. Eventually you will get ripped enough to the point where the girl wants to go out with you. But instead of going out, you will be locked in time like one of the other gym members. Doing the same exercise forever.
If you ever stop exercising then your body will quickly degenerate into dust from the lack of muscles. So you'd be trapped in this eternal exercise hell having to workout just to live another day, no matter how swoll you get, you can never stop, never.
YOU MADE A GULAG WORTHY MISTAKE GO TO GULAG Correction: Hey comrade that's not how the gym in Russia works. In Russia we fight with the bear in Adidas then hydrate **ourselves** with vodka sleep and repeat.
the games he plays and his own laughter never fails to make me laugh. I must look crazy cackling to myself in the student center with my tiny computer and headphones on lmao
@@ronchon6490 I admit it is quite amusing when I think back on it. Like the universe going "You shall never exercise away from home. I shall keep you unfit." Sucked immensly at the time though especially since the roof collapsed on my room.
Nova_Star Gacha_Queen I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the dang song at this point. I hear it all the time in these videos and it is driving me mad, I found it once and forgot the name completely
Who needs to do anything when you have a simulator for everything. In waiting for the "i wake up at 5:30am every day and work at a minimum wage fast food job" simulator so I can quit my real life fast food job.......
It’s not bad going to the gym , it’s not evil you just go at an average pace and your fine . I don’t see why people call it hell when it’s actually a nice environment
borderlineloki one problem , people staring at you??? Rlly , the lifting community does that just to determine how strong you are . No competition just to see how you are .
*Finally beats the game and is allowed to exit gym* *Immediately thrown up on a cart* "Hey you... You're finally awake." God damn it Todd Howard you've done it again
I used to be somewhat swole irl and went to the gym four days a week. The "picking up chicks" part, though... That I can only experience in simulations...
I'm from russia, and I went to gym once. This game is a very authentic expirience.
what does otsosuck mean
All you need is the friendly Hammer and sickle
Once?
Is your water really vodka in Russia
(This is a joke don’t take it personally plz)
Wha-? In russia the gym works out in you
Im not afraid of anything!
but that face...
it scares me.
B for Bruce, B for Brave
What do you mean of that......
Beauty?
I fear no man but that thing *your character's face in the game* it scares me
I had to like, the likes were at 666, now 667
Am th 1.1k like
Finally... A gym game that acknowledges the light-speed jerk as a legitimate form of exercise!
Yes sir it is an exercise for the hand while also felling fantastic (Maybe)
as all workouts, you risk getting athletes foot. But ya know.
Nnnnnnrrrrrrrroooooom!!! And done.
From the producers of StarTrek proudly announces a new series StarJerk
Full arm jerk helps you do more push ups
“Where’s my hand?”
Doesn’t realise he’s running sideways on a treadmill
Don’t you run sideways irl?
vossler25 I personally prefer the upside down position
Ehh, Going backwards is what I like- although I keep on falling. 😔
I like going in a 127.8227478983929888558589999 angle.
I like the good ol sit down until you fall off the treadmill
when you're so lazy you don't even play the gym simulation, you watch someone else play it
Omg facts
I would recommend playing it yourself now while it is on a discount
Ouch, it hurts.
yes.
I feel called out
The future: A vr gym game that when you pick up a weight, the controllers get heavier.
lol why not just pick up weights at that point
Because you can game and get ripped of course
That would be pretty sweet
@@yourex-wife4259 agreed
IK AND IT COULD REPLICATE WEIGHT OF THINGS U PICK UP IN VIDEO GAMRS
Go to the Gym : NO!
Play Video Games : NO!
Watch a guy playing video games : NO!
Play Video Games where you go to a gym : NO!
Watch a guy playing video games in which he goes to a gym : YES!
xD
you do #3 too
@@isaiahf-d846 true
Dude really this is the funnies vidio I've ever seen😂😂😂😂
Isaiah F-D no, he watches a guy playing video games in which he goes to a gym.
2:30 - this moment got me a loud thump on my wall, not because of my computer sound, since I'm wearing headphones, but because I pissed off my neighbor with my howls of laughter. Grey, you're gonna get me evicted.
On the plus side, your left arm should now be epicly swole.
*This entire video feels like a fever dream.*
This entire video *IS* a fever dream
You had 420 likes on your comment but then I decided to make it 421
Cool
I love how the dark guy just works his left biceps for infinite reps without ever changing sides
To compensate for his right arm strenght .
hed hunta bro especially during quarantine lmao
*Insert masterbation joke.
@@brodeeznuts I am seriously starting to see that I have an arm more muscular than the other
Gotta even out the non dominant hand. If you know you know.
Who ever did the grunting/growling sound effects for this game needs to be a metalcore vocalist instead
That was my first thought
Mate the grunts are perfect for people getting punched
Metalcore's gay
@@praxmac6845 ur dad's gay
@@lionforlambs9167 yes, and?
came back to this masterpiece of a video. It makes me laugh hysterically the entire time. I love it so gosh damn much.
You pick treadmills like you pick urinals, you never choose the one next to another person.
That pfp pic tho
Corner ones are best. End of the row. Never next to another person. Never look at the person next to you. Uhm. Did I miss any of the guys unspoken rules?
11:21 what song is this?
Linus Knutsson eye of the tiger? Just like the pitch is higher?
I pick urinals like I pick treadmills, next to cute women.
I could watch Gray play a paint drying simulator and be entertained the whole episode
lmao the sad thing is I understand the reference from Netflix cause I watched the whole thing
Same
Calgary flames lets foooo
Im pretty sure either you copied someone or someone copied you because i see this comment the second time
Patryk Dąbrowski right I saw a comment just like this one too I’m pretty sure this comment is newer
They should’ve called it Gymulator. Just saying
Yasss XD
Yes fam
@@ScholarOfGolb YES FAM
They had a miss opportunity
I love you
6:54 I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CRYING FOR 30 SECONDS STRAIGHT 🤣🤣
XD
*Inspirational story*
At my gym there was a 400-pound man going on the treadmill at speed 1.3 (a normal walking speed is ~3), but I was just proud of him for being there and trying. So don’t be afraid of going to the gym. If that man can do it, you can too.
Very inspirational
And he never returned again
Then he had coronary heart disease as it was too late. The REAL moral of the story: Try not to get obese in the first place
@Ahmed G. Yeah except a lot of obese people dot realize until later that 80% of significant progress from ALL kinds of workouts (bodybuilding, powerlifting, weight loss, etc.) comes from diet. Just because he walks doesn't mean all his symptoms disappear in one minute.
@@patootie3529 He's got to start somewhere.
Little did gray know..
There's more to this game than working out
Garbage Productions What????
Sucky-sucky
What do you mean? Is there more gameplay?
Hexy Ko Sucky-Sucky
SugarGoMrat ?? Like demonetization or what?
When he is doing the bicep curls he sounds like a Minecraft zombie
I was looking for exactly this comment
It is more like a husk
OML I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT
That fella be burning in daylight
*“UUUURGK...UUURGK!”*
the sound he makes when he does curls is like a bear trying to take a dump while having constipation
Character: *lifts weights
Also character: BRUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH
Planet fitness: sets off lunk alarm
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts 😂
*Doing something demonetized worthy AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*
Honest just wanted to be 69 th like
Masterbaition
hes doing it so fast the demonetization bot can't even pick it up
4:01 greys laugh is the best thing I have EVER heard
Idk if ur joking but that’s not his laugh it’s a meme sound affect
He mixed 2 of them together, if you listen carefully u can hear his actual laugh
@@jaromheli4512 You can hear it more clearly at 4:04.
Me: *Laughs when I see what the character looks like*
Also me: *Knowing I'm going to have nightmares*
I swear bro. I’m about to have dreams about a vegetable.
Let’s start a petition for this to be in vr
2:17
His arm is moving so fast it doesn’t even show on the ‘mirror’
He might be super itchy
Whoop-
69th like lmao
Lucky Luke 😂
“itchy” okaaayyyyyy
itchy let’s just hope.
Is it bad treadmill etiquette to pick the treadmill the guys currently on?
Nah, that's the proper way to do it
this comment made me laugh way more than it should.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT!
4:07 now I know where minecraft zombies Come from XD
ladies that wont talk to you, beefy dudes with attitude, bad apparel choices, greasy mirrors, low budget gym in a part of town where you could get robbed....This is too real. Might as well be called "Gym simulator UK: Derbyshire edition" 'cus they nailed it!
Definitely Swadlincote
Oh, look. You play as Abe Lincoln's depressed cousin
Ape lincoln
Isaiah F-D
Can we give this man infinite likes? Please?
heh it’s at 69 likes
Lol
Spleens the Cat hi spleens.have you seen tonsils yet?
I nearly EXPLODED seeing the players face 😆😆😆
Get this man to 69 likes
Me too
Gray before: he looks like me!
Im dead
“ This is like the run that you use when your trying to run from the police”
“Speaking of which... “
“I think this is a Russian game”
What’re you trying to say?
LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
In the USA, you run from police
In Soviet Russia, Police run from you
@@GattToDaChoppalol XD
@@GattToDaChoppa IMAO
@@GattToDaChoppa I feel like either way, if you commit enough crime all police will be running from you.
I'm having a hard time deciding whether I should get this game or Red Dead redemption 2.
ron l Gym simulator has better graphics, storyline, characters, and character development than rdr2.
@@yesterday582 😂😂😂😂
Yeah you should get this game
ron l definitely this game
I appreciate the advice guys, downloading this now.
I love when he is trying to talk and laughing his head off
Same
“One of the only experiences of exercise ever made in a game”
*You’re really just gonna Ignore Wii Fit like that*
and weight lifting simulator in roblox?!
@@caseyford6824 exactly what i was thinkinggggg
Even the Wii fit lady left to come over here! There she is on the anorexia
Not to mention the bit about San Andres.
And grand theft auto San Andreas? One of the first exercising games
Best game ever, love how Biceps Curls helps develops entire body
Just like real life lol
This should be written into an SCP-file, ike the eternal gym or something.
Eventually you will get ripped enough to the point where the girl wants to go out with you. But instead of going out, you will be locked in time like one of the other gym members. Doing the same exercise forever.
No
yes
If you ever stop exercising then your body will quickly degenerate into dust from the lack of muscles. So you'd be trapped in this eternal exercise hell having to workout just to live another day, no matter how swoll you get, you can never stop, never.
petrikov I love it perfect horror!
Yawn
The way your character rubs himself while running is honestly the best thing I have ever seen
Oh thank God I wasn’t the only one dying at that. The lightning quick jerk off had me rolling.
Not even 3 minutes in and I can’t control my laughter. It hurts.
Same
same
“Look at the face of a winner, look at the face of a champion “
You mean *FACE OF A VEGETABLE*
Hey comrade that's not how the gym in Russia works. In Russia we fight with the bear in Adidas then hydrate yourself with vodka sleep and repeat.
Sounds pretty legit. I'll see if the developer can add these options to the game.
YOU MADE A GULAG WORTHY MISTAKE GO TO GULAG
Correction: Hey comrade that's not how the gym in Russia works. In Russia we fight with the bear in Adidas then hydrate **ourselves** with vodka sleep and repeat.
Lmao
Urod blyat! :D Don't forget babushka's kompot, tho!
@@graduallyomelet3553 no stalin forgive me
I am expecting a full play-through series of this game.
Nobody:
Minecraft zombies: 4:12
matt kurtenbach lmao
Agree
(I just wanted to be the 69th like)
I don’t even need to click.
Wow
I like this version of gray more
I died at the face reveal
Thats a fine specimen there hahahhaha
I thought it was a alien lol
Eyelids.. 😂😂
i choked on my ice-cream
R.I.P
Looking like obunga
the games he plays and his own laughter never fails to make me laugh. I must look crazy cackling to myself in the student center with my tiny computer and headphones on lmao
Went to the gym once. Then I woke up
I went to gym once myself... came back to my house burning down. Haven't even looked at exercise equipment since.
Funny
@@ronchon6490 I admit it is quite amusing when I think back on it. Like the universe going "You shall never exercise away from home. I shall keep you unfit." Sucked immensly at the time though especially since the roof collapsed on my room.
No joke i was at the frige
Lol 😂
The dude on the left doing bicep curls the entire time is an accurate representation of all guys that go to the gym
Get ripped in there. Flabby out here.
OwO
F
7:02 only a face a mother could love.
Lukas Poirier then do you wanna be my mom? ;D
@@maniacessential5561 da fuk
@@ami71609 nothinnnn
Nah man, clearly his mother tried to abort him.
@@martinberaldo8414 hell yeah
I'm 17 minutes into this video wondering why am i watching this at 2am
Cuzzzz its funn
Me 2
me watching at 3 am
Omg I'm watching this at 2 AM wow
Same here lmao
WHEN HIS CHARACTERS HAND WAS DOING IT AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT I DIED
Mmm I can feel it eh
What level do u unlock steroids?
You have to get Anabolic gopnik pack DLC
@@vybtom1
You mean the gymshark DLC?
That should be the cheat code.
ron l lv. 50 Boss
This was for sure more worth it then rdr2
4:10 it’s how they voiced the Minecraft zombies
YO ITS FAT MOMMA
Lunar Pitch yo momma so fat she nocked the world out of orbit
My god so true!
@@lunarpitch you know it's fake right just look at there subs
@@kennybooker279 LOOK AT THEIR AVATAR
Dang it I wanted to see his reaction to the sex scenes 😂
Jo jo the WHAT
@@asherforman943 yeah
@One Woman Fail Compilation yes. Watch jacksepticeyes playthrough and you'll see them
@@asherforman943 same dude same
Or the showers!!!!!!!
"Where is my hand?" Well, I think you knew even before you asked that.
As a fitness enthusiast, I can confirm that this is 110% accurate.
0:50 says the girl with a body thickness of 1decimeter....
a decimeter is ten meters...
@@arishasmile1905 a decimeter is actually 10cm my friend
@@xXZiggoman83Xx You are correct and I am incorrect. Good correction
ArishaSmile LOL
Still would smash
I don’t know why this was recommend to me by UA-cam. But I have no regrets.
Same
It brought you home
Stick around. You'll love it
same, I have learned not to question my recommendations.
"we're running on the treadmill while massaging the berries"
classic russian academy
Gray:ight imma look down
Also gray: ITS EVERYTHING I WANTED
Yes
Abraham Lincoln is back...and this time he's getting swole! Beefcake! Yeah!
game theory new episode: is abraham lincoln russian question mark?
This was the funniest thing I've ever watched I'm subscribing
Ah, this was back when Gray still had an outro. Those were the days.
And it was a pretty good outro, too.
And still played random steam games.
>Is doing push ups, a chest exercise
"Are his biceps getting any bigger?"
Reclusion Still aren’t biceps.
Its a bicep exercize
But planks are an ab and bi exersize
@@rivaldocharles6019 Nigga planks are for abs and shoulders
Everyone knows pushups are a leg exercise.
Title: I went to the gym once and got ripped
Rumour has it, he hasn’t left in 12 years
This game is just GTA SA minus most of GTA SA
Plus sex, dialogues, and first person view
6:53, remember that monkey-teacher lady from the amazing world of gumball?
2:12 is where I lost it. 10 straight minutes of me laughing at that, idk why I just did
I guess the thought of a gym simulator with a joystick exercise is what makes it funny.
Nova_Star Gacha_Queen I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the dang song at this point. I hear it all the time in these videos and it is driving me mad, I found it once and forgot the name completely
@@DaBard Frolic by Luciano Michelini
dunno why but i thought this was a vr game
Impossabear me too😂
Thumbnail is first person.
So did I lmao
So did i bro
True same
6:49 I CANT BREATHE!!!😂😂😂
leah noble this comment didn’t age well
@@leytonn7925 Mhm.
I need to have this man as my girlfriend
@@leytonn7925 Yikes
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life 😂😂😂
It’s 3am AND I’m FRICKING CRYINGGGGG IVE NEVER TRIED THIS HARD NOT TO LAUGH I ACTUALLY CHOKED🤣😭😭
SAMEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Who needs to do anything when you have a simulator for everything.
In waiting for the "i wake up at 5:30am every day and work at a minimum wage fast food job" simulator so I can quit my real life fast food job.......
Breathing Simulator 2019
It's called Papa's Hotdogeria you illiterate fool
“Sharp dressed man” and “she’s got legs”
Both good
Sharp dressed Man is just so good
Bruh, this is one of the funniest videos I've watched.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just imagine going to a gym, walking up to the biggest guy there and start erasing your test *wink wink*
That's how you establish dominance. Got to maintain eye contact the entire time though.
"I suppose we can interact with the creatures in this game" hahaha
3:10 "Oh you can pick up dumbbells"
*Proceeds to engage eldritch abomination mode*
First video of Gray's I've watched
The part where he said, “oh you can pick up dumbbells” I laughed so hard because I don’t think he saw how the character move.
It’s not bad going to the gym , it’s not evil you just go at an average pace and your fine . I don’t see why people call it hell when it’s actually a nice environment
I don't think the typical gym is evil. I just think THIS gym is evil.
GrayStillPlays I don’t see a problem with jerking off at the speed of sound
Uh, let's see the judgments the people staring at you. I can go on.
@@Dennis4523 me neither
borderlineloki one problem , people staring at you??? Rlly , the lifting community does that just to determine how strong you are . No competition just to see how you are .
Zyzz did not die for this...
Were all gonna make it 😎😎
😢
Lmaooo fr tho
Ninozz hahhahahah
What are you saying about zyzz?
When he showed the guy's face I was like: Oh hell he looks like ET's cousing but with a beard
C'mon man, "Hi?" with a response "You!" is about the manliest conversation you can have with bro's without resorting to grunting.
Better than playing a game where you can go to the gym, WATCH A DUDE PLAYING A GAME WHERE YOU CAN GO TO THE GYM!
SirLiZNerd the ONN’s world of world of warcraft 😂
the guy on the treadmill looks like joseph joestar running in the last episode of the first season of jojo's bizzare adventures
“Oh what a specimen this is” LMFAOOO
This video made me genuinely laugh for the first time in over a month. Thank you Gray!!
2018 : watching someone in gym simulator
2019 : watching anime girls working out in gym
2019:eating food simulator
2020:eating demonitized simulator
2020: dying simulator
Man this is the first time I’ve laughed so hard that my water went up my nose at 3am and also woke the entire house up just looking at this guys face
Why not call it *_GYM SIM_* DAMNIT
Gymulator simulator
The gym-ulation
*Finally beats the game and is allowed to exit gym*
*Immediately thrown up on a cart*
"Hey you... You're finally awake."
God damn it Todd Howard you've done it again
I cracked up so hard when the roars appeared XD
seeing his character do squats in front of the guy had me dying
What a game 😂 damn I haven't laughed so much in God knows when
This is what we wanted the gym mechanics from gta San Andreas to be like when heard the announcement for GTA 4
I used to be somewhat swole irl and went to the gym four days a week. The "picking up chicks" part, though... That I can only experience in simulations...
Mood
4:03 sounds like a Minecraft zombie
Lol
Ikr lol
2:28 world record for fastest demonetisation