The Best Moments Of Hans Moleman

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  • @fourfingerdiscount
    @fourfingerdiscount  Рік тому +18

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  • @dextroisdead8357
    @dextroisdead8357 7 років тому +1360

    1:17 I've seen this episode so many times and always assumed Otto thought Hans was the Gremlin, I never noticed he was driving a Gremlin.. Simpsons just gets better and better

    • @TheViralPulse
      @TheViralPulse 5 років тому +29

      Haahahhahaha same here

    • @alex_dc800
      @alex_dc800 5 років тому +60

      i didn't notice the car was a gremlin either...
      that doesn't excuse otto for MURDER though XD

    • @83manimal
      @83manimal 5 років тому +27

      That was an old episode Simpson's are not as good nowadays!

    • @iMernerner
      @iMernerner 5 років тому +4

      and it got puntoed

    • @lostmangos
      @lostmangos 4 роки тому +5

      There was an actual gremlin on the side of the bus, its from a halloween episode.

  • @thelusetti
    @thelusetti 4 роки тому +287

    The house bursting into flames before it goes over the cliff gets me every time

  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc 7 років тому +1905

    Best recurring character Hans down.

    • @adamdownes4725
      @adamdownes4725 7 років тому +64

      Best pun ever Hans down!

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 7 років тому +60

      This contest is over! Give that man ten thousand dollars!

    • @inkajoo
      @inkajoo 7 років тому +23

      Good Moleman to you.

    • @InforcaNZ
      @InforcaNZ 7 років тому +12

      Diego I totally agree, the death of Phil Hartman (Lionel Hutz and Troy McLure) was the death of the golden era of the Simpsons, it has been a slow decline into mediocrity ever since.
      ..Don't forget Dr. Nick Riviera, he was an awesome recurring character. too!.

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 7 років тому +39

      Is that what you think? Well if that is what you think, I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I was the best

  • @rommix0
    @rommix0 7 років тому +992

    "Oh no, my brains!"
    Easily the best one.

  • @SkyPikachu1
    @SkyPikachu1 5 років тому +167

    "Today, part four of the agonizing pain in which I live everyday."
    I dunno if I should laugh at Moleman or feel bad for him.

  • @landinashley
    @landinashley 7 років тому +1374

    im 31 years old! lmfao

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 7 років тому +87

      and that is the most fucked up joke of them all haha

    • @mimoslavich6639
      @mimoslavich6639 6 років тому +17

      I guess you are 32 now and Im 32, lmfao!

    • @Thesenewhandlesaredumb
      @Thesenewhandlesaredumb 6 років тому +20

      So is Hans younger than Homer?

    • @ShockerTopper
      @ShockerTopper 6 років тому +12

      Mimo Slavich me 3 on being 32 now haha. It means you remember when Simpson’s was the greatest thing EVER on TV! Growing up in the 90’s was an amazingness

    • @slophole7144
      @slophole7144 6 років тому +15

      Gotta love the way he trembles as he says it lol

  • @ajhhc
    @ajhhc 6 років тому +209

    "I need the biggest seed bell you have... No, that's too big" it never fails to make me laugh!

  • @MrElias760
    @MrElias760 7 років тому +599

    "The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage."

    • @cripplehawk
      @cripplehawk 7 років тому +221

      *"JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES!!!!"*

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 5 років тому +18

      First you jam your finger in then rip it apart piece by piece, taking each bite for granted until theres nothing left.
      When you're done you wonder where it went and wish it had lasted longer (but can't decide if you're justified in starting another)

    • @izzymurati1987
      @izzymurati1987 3 роки тому +2

      "Just Eat The Damn Oranges" the best line ever

  • @mleone77
    @mleone77 7 років тому +391

    My fave Hans moment is when Marge goes to the morgue to ID her uncle's body: "That's not my Uncle Lou -- and this man's not dead!" Hans: "That's what I've been trying to tell you" Coroner: "That's just -- gas escaping." (Slides Hans' slab back into the wall).

    • @blissfulconfections
      @blissfulconfections 4 роки тому +4

      That's hilarious lol What episode was that? Do you know?

    • @314rft
      @314rft 4 роки тому +9

      Why does everyone in Springfield have a thing against Hans Moleman?
      Well, except for Homer apparently.

  • @sdghtjsdcgs
    @sdghtjsdcgs 5 років тому +85

    "I need the biggest seed bell you have....no thats too big" is by far my favorite overall Simpsons scene. I don't know why.

  • @ReyaitheShadowWolf
    @ReyaitheShadowWolf 2 роки тому +35

    Whenever a Moleman dies, another emerges from the Fortress of the Moles to take his place.

  • @joshualessore7652
    @joshualessore7652 7 років тому +471

    You took 4 minutes 34 seconds of my life and I want them back. Oh, I'd only watch another Simpson video anyway...

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO 5 років тому +4

      Joshua Lessore Here’s one we hope you really like.
      ua-cam.com/video/JmnvPsX3nhI/v-deo.html

    • @PakistaniGoatMilker94
      @PakistaniGoatMilker94 2 роки тому +4

      Lol

  • @DrunkTalkin
    @DrunkTalkin 3 роки тому +27

    For some reason the little noise he makes before the car blows up always SLAYS me. It’s like a brief moment of disbelieving relief and wonder is immediately shattered with a hilarious explosion.

  • @Danimal1577
    @Danimal1577 7 років тому +55

    You left out "I was saying Boo-urns." That is the best Moleman moment EVER.

  • @Nelkenheini
    @Nelkenheini 7 років тому +514

    he changes his color pretty often!

    • @TomValedro
      @TomValedro 5 років тому +14

      sun tan

    • @rossmarshall7147
      @rossmarshall7147 4 роки тому +16

      Suffers from jaundice

    • @scorchx3000
      @scorchx3000 4 роки тому +16

      Multiple Molemen. One dies and another appears. Only Kenny from South Park comes back to life, Hans is replaced.

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 роки тому

      He just got paler throughout the series...

    • @brainkiller7503
      @brainkiller7503 3 роки тому +5

      @@scorchx3000 it was explained that there are many hans underground since he is a mole man

  • @AJARyan-yn2uv
    @AJARyan-yn2uv 7 років тому +145

    'There's no way you can escape the lair of the Moleman. Well, except that.'

  • @YourEmrgncyStash
    @YourEmrgncyStash 2 роки тому +24

    "From this point on, no talking" poor Hans 😂

  • @klojinum
    @klojinum 7 років тому +106

    The seed bell gag is the greatest.

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 4 роки тому +45

    “Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrBannystar
    @MrBannystar 7 років тому +562

    Uhh, excuse me, but "I was saying Boo-urns" doesn't appear to be in the video....

    • @harrywhitehead7442
      @harrywhitehead7442 5 років тому +12

      So was "Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?"

    • @deanwilliamson1929
      @deanwilliamson1929 5 років тому +6

      Well if that's the worst thing that happens to you then consider yourself lucky

    • @deanwilliamson1929
      @deanwilliamson1929 4 роки тому +3

      From this point on no talking

  • @theincrediblechaz
    @theincrediblechaz 7 років тому +204

    "You're reading the wine list sir"
    Always makes me laugh

  • @TheLois982
    @TheLois982 7 років тому +33

    "you call that a knife? THIS IS A KNIFE!" gold.

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully Рік тому +15

    Given how much pain Hans Moleman has received over the years, it's a huge price to pay for immortality

  • @arserobinson7118
    @arserobinson7118 7 років тому +284

    at 4:14 Marge was escaping from the middle of nowhere and Moleman just appears there, hilarious.

    • @ninjaniknik6136
      @ninjaniknik6136 7 років тому +6

      Arse Robinson It's from the episode where she runs away from a brainwashing religious cult that is NOT Christianity.

    • @morbid333
      @morbid333 7 років тому +15

      Ninja NikNik Can't we just call it Scientology

    • @ninjaniknik6136
      @ninjaniknik6136 7 років тому +6

      Michael Robertson Haha, I see what you did there.

    • @kylealbert3952
      @kylealbert3952 6 років тому +2

      Ninja NikNik what episode?

    • @Myne1001
      @Myne1001 6 років тому +2

      No it's Scientology

  • @celebrityqueen713
    @celebrityqueen713 7 років тому +349

    Nobody's gay for Moleman...

    • @beamerball666
      @beamerball666 4 роки тому +8

      I wonder if that's featured in the series of the agonizing pain in which he lives

    • @sellkiies1730
      @sellkiies1730 4 роки тому +30

      Im gay for Moleman (:

    • @exp6103
      @exp6103 3 роки тому

      Sellkiies lucky you! He’s still alive.... I think

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 3 роки тому +1

      TherealJims

    • @UmeshKumar-um7ze
      @UmeshKumar-um7ze 3 роки тому +14

      Except that officer at the army reunion.

  • @jordanjongema4003
    @jordanjongema4003 3 роки тому +9

    4:05 - “...HELP MEEEE”
    LMAO!!

  • @scruffybasterd2209
    @scruffybasterd2209 6 років тому +43

    Moe: I got a lot of terrible secrets, homer. Terrible, terrible secrets.
    Moleman under the floor boards: pleeease help

  • @randomuploadsism
    @randomuploadsism 7 років тому +111

    Gremlin on the side of the bus....... ahh I laughed wayyyyy too much at that clip!

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 3 роки тому +17

    During the bit where Selma imagines having kids with him. I can't believe that I only just noticed one of the kids falling out of the window lol

  • @DropkickNation
    @DropkickNation 7 років тому +99

    2:53 Homers laugh ALWAYS makes my day!

  • @AndrewEwing1995
    @AndrewEwing1995 2 роки тому +11

    I love how casual hans moleman says when he said oh no my brains. Lmao

  • @elives833
    @elives833 6 років тому +6

    I love how the house is engulfed in flames before anything even happened

  • @bsgambati1
    @bsgambati1 4 роки тому +12

    Coat... biscuits... chicken... yellow.. mailman.
    You're reading the wine list, sir.
    Very good!

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 6 років тому +55

    The agonizing pain I life with every daaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @89horizon
    @89horizon 4 роки тому +13

    "This contest is over: Give that man the $10,000!"
    One of my most favorite lines ever! xD

  • @jonnekallu1627
    @jonnekallu1627 2 роки тому +4

    01:08
    After all these years I just now noticed that Hans Molemen is driving "AMC Gremlin".

  • @gr8myndmuzic
    @gr8myndmuzic 7 років тому +160

    Why'd the car explode 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @airtioteclint
      @airtioteclint 7 років тому +70

      Because moleman has great luck

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson 7 років тому +19

      To make us laugh

    • @rosaroque3376
      @rosaroque3376 6 років тому +10

      Running gag

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 6 років тому +29

      The AMC gremlin was notorious for being susceptible to combustion.

    • @gr8myndmuzic
      @gr8myndmuzic 6 років тому +15

      And he just made his last payment. SMH

  • @kevinriley6320
    @kevinriley6320 7 років тому +244

    Where was Boo-urns & "Didn't that movie use to have a war in it"?

    • @texaslupe
      @texaslupe 6 років тому +5

      don't forget that one where they throw him out a window

    • @hanzolos1852
      @hanzolos1852 6 років тому +9

      Also no ones gay for moleman

    • @lostmangos
      @lostmangos 4 роки тому +1

      @@hanzolos1852 I am!

    • @mattdunfee3527
      @mattdunfee3527 3 роки тому +1

      You’ve been warned!

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 4 роки тому +11

    "It's like kissing a peanut"

  • @robbo5life
    @robbo5life 7 років тому +84

    2:08 Hans Moleman is cooler than Milhouse

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 роки тому +2

      i hate milhouse

    • @MichelleOfDarkness
      @MichelleOfDarkness 3 роки тому +6

      @@masterfarr8265 Martin is worse in my opinion. That insufferable, snotty little runt 😒

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 3 роки тому +1

      MichelleOfDarkness I wrote that comment on opposite day

    • @MichelleOfDarkness
      @MichelleOfDarkness 3 роки тому

      @@masterfarr8265 Ahh. Ok.

    • @SomeRandoQuacko
      @SomeRandoQuacko 2 роки тому +2

      Milhouse is the lowest standard you could've chosen

  • @crazypnut9260
    @crazypnut9260 5 років тому +76

    If Hans looks like that at 31 years old, just imagine what he would look like when much older..

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 2 роки тому +8

      Besides the drinking (which you have to wonder). You have to wonder what happened at a young age to him that made him age so quickly?

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 2 роки тому +4

      wrinkly Gollum?

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +2

      Like Netero after using the Zero Hand move.

  • @codelyoko363
    @codelyoko363 7 років тому +83

    1:22 Can't stop laughing!

  • @FistyCarrera
    @FistyCarrera 7 років тому +144

    Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?? - From here on no talking. muahaha

  • @jerkjoker1
    @jerkjoker1 2 роки тому +9

    Lmao, I never realized how important Hans was in the Simpson decor. Great video! "Try it, it's like kissing a peanut " 👌👌

  • @jptruth2372
    @jptruth2372 6 років тому +5

    That very first scene, when homer knocks molemans glasses off. Im in tears!

  • @GamingCentralWizard
    @GamingCentralWizard 7 років тому +39

    "The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage"
    "Just eat the damn orange!"

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner Рік тому +10

    When I was a kid I laughed when Moleman said he was 31. Now that I'm 31, not so much.

  • @thegaminggatsby9286
    @thegaminggatsby9286 5 років тому +16

    my god this never gets old; pure gold

  • @haydnjames9158
    @haydnjames9158 7 років тому +146

    Quite simply the greatest Simpson character along with Mr Burns

  • @BrandonGarbage23Trucks247
    @BrandonGarbage23Trucks247 5 років тому +12

    3:04 “Good Moleman to you.”

  • @GanzoHasashi1911
    @GanzoHasashi1911 6 років тому +11

    The car exploding killed me

  • @kalel311superman9
    @kalel311superman9 2 роки тому +7

    Hans is one of those characters who you can put anywhere in any episode he is a funny character

  • @Grayfox82
    @Grayfox82 4 роки тому +5

    -"Hmmm"
    (Car explodes)
    - "Down I go"
    - Dead man walking scene (Bell toll)
    Lmao. Gets me every time.

  • @saksak4850
    @saksak4850 7 років тому +8

    i like how he gets absorbed by the bubble

  • @stephaniesmith2115
    @stephaniesmith2115 5 років тому +26

    "So this stuff really works?"
    "Certainly does."
    "Oh well, LOTS OF LUCK!" (lights out)
    that part killed me xD

  • @TFordSuperstar
    @TFordSuperstar 9 місяців тому +1

    I always love how the house just spontaneously combusts.

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 6 років тому +23

    Poor guy

  • @NOKMANtube
    @NOKMANtube Рік тому +2

    0:37 combed... biscuits... chicken... yellow... mailman...
    Waitress: You're reading the wine list, sir. VERY GOOD.

  • @zebontheweb
    @zebontheweb 4 роки тому +5

    I’ve been using this line for YEARS. 'It’s like kissing a peanut' 2:05 😂 🤣

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 7 років тому +56

    I don't even remember "Get out of my car!" "This isn't my house."
    I've always loved football in the groin like Homer does.

    • @kittygaillot2286
      @kittygaillot2286 6 років тому +1

      Dillon Haggett The scene with Hans and Selma was from “Selma’s Choice” in season 4.

    • @minjusears
      @minjusears 4 роки тому +1

      That episode is a classic

    • @WolfkinNorthclaw
      @WolfkinNorthclaw 2 роки тому +3

      Man Getting Hit By Football is so simple and universal, watching some guy getting pegged in the nuts will never stop being funny.

  • @billybear2333
    @billybear2333 10 місяців тому +1

    0:50 The face Hans pulls fucking kills me 😂

  • @jamesdragonforce
    @jamesdragonforce 6 років тому +30

    “Oh no! My braaaaiiins!”

    • @hobojesus84
      @hobojesus84 3 роки тому +2

      It's the way he says "oh no" that gets me

  • @T3RR0R_Bunny
    @T3RR0R_Bunny 7 років тому +28

    hans moleman is great

  • @Omegajunior2658
    @Omegajunior2658 3 роки тому +9

    Poor Hans Moleman. He sure is the unluckiest bloke in America. He is basically Simpsons' answer to South Park's Kenny and Family Guy's Meg as well.
    He should be called Calamity Hans just like Calamity James from a popular British children's comic Beano.
    His head is being drilled by Mr. Burns is my most favourite Hans Moleman moment of all time.

    • @laslalal8451
      @laslalal8451 9 місяців тому +1

      South Park and Family Guy came out after The Simpsons, so Hans isn’t an answer, he’s the original

    • @kdubyah8787
      @kdubyah8787 6 місяців тому

      I heard that Matt Groening send Trey Parker and Matt Stone a dozen roses after they released the episode making fun of family guy.

  • @mikegould3542
    @mikegould3542 7 років тому +2

    I always love how the house bursts into flames in the first clip.

  • @lupodelupis3672
    @lupodelupis3672 2 роки тому +6

    Only the sight of the possible children between Selma and Hans, ugly, nearsighted and hitting each other, makes me crack up! Expecially the one that falls from the window 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 6 років тому +2

    0:22, I love how Selma doesn't give a crap as Moleman misreads the chart

  • @jccw227
    @jccw227 5 років тому +5

    If you pause it at 0:28, it says on his driver's license that he was born on August 2, 1961. This episode aired in January of 1993. Nice little continuity here since he mentions only being 31 years old at the AA meeting.

  • @rufussg4719
    @rufussg4719 7 років тому +6

    "This isn't my house."

  • @alex_dc800
    @alex_dc800 6 років тому +3

    lol i like how he keeps coming back despite dying horribly in most of his appearances xD

  • @darrenmuse
    @darrenmuse 2 роки тому +2

    Moleman, that's not a knife, that's a spoon!

  • @genequist3859
    @genequist3859 3 роки тому +2

    He might be my favorite Simpsons character

  • @msdeefi
    @msdeefi 5 років тому +4

    0:41 A sighting of hell

  • @joeysway2525
    @joeysway2525 7 років тому +16

    An orange is like. a good marriage JUST THE DAME ORANGE'S! xD

  • @Authentic_Neo
    @Authentic_Neo 7 років тому +4

    2:53 My exact reaction lol

  • @daneburton5747
    @daneburton5747 3 роки тому +2

    1:32 is the best moment, he pulls the knife out on Moe with such anger and hatred, then the poor old bastard falls over

  • @tamikagreen1119
    @tamikagreen1119 3 роки тому +4

    My favourite line: 'Homer, I want you to get that thing out of my house.'

  • @Supersteam09
    @Supersteam09 6 років тому +5

    The gremlin made me laugh pretty hard. Been a long time since the Simpsons made me laugh.

  • @noelkhoshabou9378
    @noelkhoshabou9378 4 місяці тому +2

    2:50 man getting hit by football is the funniest one ever

  • @jview2007
    @jview2007 5 років тому +4

    Homer didn't have to clock him like that LMAOOO

  • @mayonnaiseeee
    @mayonnaiseeee 4 роки тому +5

    the 31 years old kills me everytime

  • @andrewmwells9606
    @andrewmwells9606 2 роки тому +2

    Hans is like Scratchy, he supposedly dies many times but comes back in the next episode as fit as an old man!!

  • @MihaiGradin
    @MihaiGradin 7 років тому +50

    Cowabunga,dudes! :))

    • @MihaiGradin
      @MihaiGradin 7 років тому +11

      Give it a try,it's like kissing a peanut. XD

    • @Shoe3003
      @Shoe3003 7 років тому +11

      homer, i want that thing out of my house

    • @allenrichards4176
      @allenrichards4176 5 років тому +2

      Bart never says cowabunga, Hans should've said eat my shorts

  • @MikeB299
    @MikeB299 5 років тому +5

    Everytime it's really hot I always think to myself. "Well, you're certainly doing your job today Mr Sun."

  • @Bluefire397
    @Bluefire397 3 роки тому +2

    I never noticed that when Bart says there’s a gremlin on the side of the bus it’s actually an AMC Gremlin.

  • @pcguy619
    @pcguy619 6 років тому +8

    Chicken... yellow... mailman....

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X 7 місяців тому +3

    1:32 Now _that's_ a katana.

  • @kylemcguire1728
    @kylemcguire1728 7 років тому +15

    damn u did not leave in the part where the guys head explodes in the movie theater scene 😂

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 4 роки тому +1

      Kyle Mcguire it’s funny but that wasn’t moleman

  • @luffyduffy7817
    @luffyduffy7817 4 роки тому +5

    At least Homer seems to love him

  • @BrandonGarbage23Trucks247
    @BrandonGarbage23Trucks247 5 років тому +2

    2:51 lol

  • @Username18756
    @Username18756 7 років тому +7

    The last one killed me😂😂😂

  • @progrocker666
    @progrocker666 7 років тому +2

    2:25 - his reaction! literally and shamelessly LOL'd

  • @Gintaras64
    @Gintaras64 3 роки тому +1

    Homer kissing Hans head is like the moust funny thing on televition ever.

  • @thecrimsonbubbles
    @thecrimsonbubbles 5 років тому +4

    "Homer I want that thing out of my house"

  • @Globez123
    @Globez123 5 років тому +9

    I need the biggest seedbell you have...no that's too big!

  • @captainmichaelj.caboose1777
    @captainmichaelj.caboose1777 7 років тому +15

    2:44 is the best bit

  • @LUCADOLLAR
    @LUCADOLLAR 4 роки тому +1

    “Hmmm, this could be useful.”
    *Hits Moleman on the head with a book*
    I am dead. XD

  • @makani9004
    @makani9004 6 років тому +2

    "My doctor never told me that, I had to hear it from Phish."

  • @drbizaad2923
    @drbizaad2923 2 роки тому

    I love how the house he transports immediately goes up in flames the second he crashes into the barrier