Rings Of Power Season 1 REVIEW - The Desolation of Tolkien

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  • @rickc-arelsii6276
    @rickc-arelsii6276 3 місяці тому +3267

    "The power of ONE. The power of TWO. The power of MAAAANNNNYYYYY" ....oh wait, wrong franchise. Sorry.

    • @Blu3-Fir3
      @Blu3-Fir3 3 місяці тому +284

      Different name, same level of quality.

    • @Nartanek
      @Nartanek 3 місяці тому +84

      Many failures indeed

    • @roystoyscomics1361
      @roystoyscomics1361 3 місяці тому +117

      The power of nine, the power of seven, the power of three, the power of subverted expectations!!! One show to screw them all and in the darkness be laughed at. 😂

    • @treasonwhat4
      @treasonwhat4 3 місяці тому +25

      Dont forget the weird rapid pregnancy breath noises

    • @FlatEarthDisciple
      @FlatEarthDisciple 3 місяці тому +58

      Nah, same franchise. They're all the same franchise.

  • @markgregorygacosta531
    @markgregorygacosta531 3 місяці тому +645

    Nothing about this show represents Tolkien's works.
    They can use the names all they want, it will never be Tolkien because they never read and understood his works.

    • @atix50
      @atix50 3 місяці тому +23

      Can they read? If so, could they read Tolkien?
      It appears not..

    • @nyr14
      @nyr14 3 місяці тому +18

      Luckily for us all it’ll be their hubris that’s causes this show to fade into oblivion once it’s over cause it has no soul to it. It’ll be the next GoT after that show ended

    • @drip.season8504
      @drip.season8504 3 місяці тому +5

      @@nyr14first 4 seasons of GoT are timeless classics, it is the best tv HBO has ever put out. Unfortunately they do not know how to end a show in a satisfying way, couldn’t do it with Sopranos or Succession or The Wire or Watchmen. Just their fatal flaw, they put too much faith into people that are either burned out and don’t care or people who aren’t a good fit for it and are way out of their depth.

    • @markgregorygacosta531
      @markgregorygacosta531 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@atix50some may have read a book or two but obviously didn't bother to honor and respect the themes and message by inserting their own headcanons.

    • @markgregorygacosta531
      @markgregorygacosta531 3 місяці тому

      ​@@drip.season8504agree. GOT S1-4 were the best. Showrunners carelessly hastened the story and fuckrd off to Disney. Although they were never hired in the end

  • @philipmay3548
    @philipmay3548 2 місяці тому +460

    Here's my solution. I'm stealing this idea from Dallas and Newhart. Have Cate Blanchett, as Galadriel, wake up and tell us about this bizarre dream she had and say that she will never, ever smoke pipeweed with Gandalf again.

    • @FireCrack83
      @FireCrack83 2 місяці тому +24

      i would smoke pipeweed with gandalf all night

    • @Esper320
      @Esper320 2 місяці тому +8

      It's over for her after borderlands

    • @elirantuil5003
      @elirantuil5003 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@Esper320 I'd take the money too if I was her. She's still fantastic when she wants to be.

    • @voidsoulless6522
      @voidsoulless6522 2 місяці тому +18

      Here's my solution: Zoom out, so we see all these images are actually playing in the Palantir. Then Gandalf covers the Palantir with his cloak, saying: "This is the poison Saruman uses to create the orcs. And the reason I don't want you to ever touch that thing, Pippin!"

    • @WadeWatts-lo6ep
      @WadeWatts-lo6ep 2 місяці тому +2

      I agree that would be epic. Love it

  • @joshuaprets2044
    @joshuaprets2044 3 місяці тому +1233

    "First female dwarf"
    "What's a female?"
    "........................................................................................"

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 3 місяці тому +141

      … “I’m not a dwarfologist.”

    • @Acromion11
      @Acromion11 3 місяці тому

      She is in fact NOT the first female dwarf on screen

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 3 місяці тому +21

      @@toothgrinder2760 Great reference.

    • @presleybaldwin3756
      @presleybaldwin3756 3 місяці тому +5

      Hilarious.

    • @pocketaandy5455
      @pocketaandy5455 3 місяці тому

      its even an obnoxiously embarassing representation of what female dwarfs should look like.

  • @StefunnyStrange
    @StefunnyStrange 3 місяці тому +327

    As a black person, I’m immediately pulled out of the story when I see black people randomly placed in medieval European fantasy films. Because then I start thinking about how the population came about. And the more I think about it, the more my brain punishes me for thinking about it. Thinking about how the population and races work for longer than like 10 seconds always makes it so much worse and makes the world seem less and less likely with each new thought! I try to keep watching and push the population issues to the back of my mind but it’s hard to move on and keep watching when the world has fallen apart for you 5 seconds into the movie. I just made and uploaded a video on this very subject. Go watch it.

    • @hectorfigueroa2294
      @hectorfigueroa2294 3 місяці тому +22

      Thank you so much for this

    • @Culexus101
      @Culexus101 3 місяці тому

      Weirdly enough multiracial societies tend to fit more organically into dark fantasy settings because you can just say there's a lot of racism going on to help keep the different ethnicities intact. In an idealised fantasy setting where racism isn't a thing you would expect any long lasting civilisation to end up looking quite homogeneous. It's odd that the left has increasingly fallen in love with the kind of diverse looking society that only huge amounts of racism and/or strong anti race mixing laws could hope to preserve...

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 3 місяці тому +46

      It's just infuriating. You have someone trying to tell us this is some fantasy mediaeval world, and they put in as much effort as possible to contradict that setting. They show some random feudal village with 100 people who have never seen a person that lives more than 20 miles away (Wheel of Time show) or a band of insular nomadic thieves like in this show and yet both of these groups are more cosmopolitan than modern london. They couldn't put more strain on my ability to play pretend if they tried. Why would you put an African man or Indian lady in your band of faux-Irish hobbits? It's as ridiculous as putting a Norwegian or Mongolian in a Bantu tribe.
      It is so damaging to the storytelling process. It is like casting the ugliest person in the world as the "fairest of them all" in a Snow White movie.

    • @DavidByrden1
      @DavidByrden1 3 місяці тому +2

      What do you mean, "how the population came about" ?

    • @ballyon5491
      @ballyon5491 3 місяці тому

      They had black people in those times. The problem is these idiots don't know how to write them into the story. They just over power the character and place them in. Look at game of thrones. Many powerful women as the audience we understood, because it was built up in the storyline

  • @Hearth123
    @Hearth123 2 місяці тому +173

    I LOVED the Hobbit as a kid, we read it pretty much once a year as a family. I never noticed there weren't any women in it until someone told me in college and I am a woman. If you can't enjoy fiction without people who look like you then there's something wrong with you

    • @JR-gq7rx
      @JR-gq7rx 2 місяці тому +8

      That part! Thank you

    • @andreashinske8229
      @andreashinske8229 2 місяці тому +5

      A saw a video (filmed in aliving room) on facebook yesterday, it was the scene from TTT where Gandalf the White reveals himself to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli.
      The where serveral black kids chearing for this sceen and they were all happy!
      They don't need to have Morgan Freeman as Gandalf.
      This series is so damn over the the subject away "we must have POC in every sceen".
      It ruines everthing.
      They cast POC for Elves, dwarfs (a folk that lives under the mountain, with not much sun light), Halflings, Men, Numenoreans in stead to creat real homogen folks with there own culters.
      Where are the Haraddrim - Black Numenoreans, Easterlings, the mountain folk, which will be cursed by Isildur?
      There is a scene in season two, where Miriel looks like the Queen of Wakanda! In Season two they qoute more and more scens from LOTR and now they even qoute other movies!
      I gave this show a chance and second chance, but there is nothing that follows anything of the story from the books.
      That's like Epic MOVIE as a series!

    • @christianmalo8597
      @christianmalo8597 Місяць тому

      Exactly. Anyone who can relate to a character only if it's of their race/gender (which the marketing definitely implied) is the actual racist/sexist. Amazon made it all about race, not the fandom where 99.9% basically just said "idc about skin color, give me good storys and less pseudoprogressive politics". It's so backwards nowadays, something went truly wrong somewhere

    • @christianmalo8597
      @christianmalo8597 Місяць тому +2

      Imagine being no Hobbit and relate to Frodo. Such a racist fandom

    • @maxkillcount6232
      @maxkillcount6232 Місяць тому +1

      I didn't realize until you just said that lol

  • @LearningProbably
    @LearningProbably 3 місяці тому +1086

    "We wanted to take this brilliant *fantasy* world, and like, turn it into the real world." That's a great *fantasy* series right there...

    • @alexedwards6509
      @alexedwards6509 3 місяці тому +50

      Do you know how a submarine works? A mixture of looking up to the light, and looking down into the dark

    • @Translucent73
      @Translucent73 3 місяці тому +1

      @@alexedwards6509 You're hired!

    • @zeppelinboys
      @zeppelinboys 3 місяці тому

      well it's only natural that it reflects the modern world today! i guess the definition of "fantasy" has been changed, like "man", "woman", and anything else that used to make sense. by this point Hollywood has pretty much ruined every IP that used to mean something so this all has to end at some point. right?!?
      i guess next up is Paki Harry Potter, with Black Hermione and of course Draco and all the Slytherins will be the only whites in the cast. in a story that's supposed to take place in Britain in the 1990s. but that's par for the course for Brit programming today. if a kid grew up just watching new BBC shows they'd think the UK was always 80 percent black and muslim. it's sad beyond belief.

    • @gordons-alive4940
      @gordons-alive4940 3 місяці тому +33

      Also it's problematic that LOTR is so white, never mind it's inspired by European history and mythology. And you don't see creators from other cultures like Kirasawa made movies that were a celebration of diversity.

    • @julianne_warren
      @julianne_warren 3 місяці тому +32

      Tolkien is a very different take on fantasy - no snark detected, it's all old school heroic epic high fantasy that uses beautiful flowery prose. It has its dark moments, but also a lot of humanity and heart. It inspires the readers to do and be the best themselves, not just for the sake of people around, but for their own sake.
      Tolkien's works are in all instances the exact opposites to the freaks and failures that rule the film industry. They don't want to and could never understand his works, let alone correctly transfer them into the series.

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom 3 місяці тому +345

    Man, Galadriel in the lord of the rings trilogy within seconds of seeing her commanded your attention and respect. She mesmerized you. You could immediately tell she was powerful. Didn’t even have to say a word. She didn’t have to pick up a sword. Didn’t have to wear armor. Didn’t have to physically fight like a man. Just with a single look you respected her immediately. I was a kid when I watched lotr, and when I first saw her I just immediately knew she was an important and powerful person. Within five seconds of seeing her. That’s what you call a strong character that’s female. Not a strong female character like we have today. They write female characters like dog shit today.

    • @CHESTNUT246
      @CHESTNUT246 3 місяці тому +37

      just dudes in wigs

    • @MrSphandor
      @MrSphandor 3 місяці тому +45

      Within seconds of rings of power starting I knew she was useless. Climbing an ice wall in a storm using a dagger means you are an IDIOT! Climbing said icewall not carrying a rope to assist your party? What a great leader l. How well prepared and concerned for the welfare of her trusted comrades of centuries of adventure!

    • @docmacabre
      @docmacabre 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, they're all unlikeable Mary Sues, basically

    • @agiksf.8998
      @agiksf.8998 3 місяці тому +14

      @@The_Primary_Axiom And this is exactly the reason all women that read LotR hate on these biyatches. Because we like what we got in the original. True women with agency, strong will and purpose. This thing is a joke of current day tropes, not characters.
      And I love boss babes in TV. Xena being my favourite one. But not like this, not like this.

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 3 місяці тому +24

      @@agiksf.8998 Yea because today they build characters around the real life identity of actresses, instead of building actresses around characters. Listen to Natalie Portman give an interview about starwars, she always refers to her character as she and her. “She does this, and she does that” Divorcing herself from her character. Then listen to the acolyte actresses give interview. They constantly say me me me and I when referring to their characters. That’s because there is no character lol. They are primary and the character secondary. They use to build actors around characters and now they build characters around actors. This is why they hire somebody first based on their DNA and orientation. Then they write the character. It’s really sad and pathetc.

  • @roflstomplolmao
    @roflstomplolmao 2 місяці тому +32

    Ahh yes, Tolkien was a Roman Catholic and didn’t cast LGBTQIA+ so we are morally superior and have every right to “make it better”. Absolutely disgusting 🤢👎🏼

  • @ultimateskatewarrior
    @ultimateskatewarrior 3 місяці тому +636

    My coworker said that the rings of power was pretty good so I asked my boss to never put me on the same job site with that co-worker because he's an idiot

    • @mermaidreviews4693
      @mermaidreviews4693 3 місяці тому +21

      lol right one of my best friends said the same but she doesn’t care about good scripts I told her I’m never watching it but I love these reviews

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 3 місяці тому

      ​@@mermaidreviews4693Yeah, I don't communicate anymore with a former bandmate and best friend who turned out to be a leftist cuck without single thought of his own. Sad to see people grow old and idiot. I have leftist friends still but that dude was way too dumb.

    • @gabrielescaringi9444
      @gabrielescaringi9444 3 місяці тому +22

      His wife's boyfriend assured him

    • @chaosgyro
      @chaosgyro 3 місяці тому

      ​@@gabrielescaringi9444My ex-wife likes it. I bought her boyfriend a beer for taking her off my hands.

    • @IannisMaragakis
      @IannisMaragakis 3 місяці тому +8

      Sane decision.

  • @yoboyfargoth1208
    @yoboyfargoth1208 3 місяці тому +1338

    I don’t care what they tell you in school, Sauron stole all his wigs from black Dwarf queens.

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear 3 місяці тому +57

      Yesh slay queen!

    • @tenebreh7363
      @tenebreh7363 3 місяці тому +21

      I read this in Dagoth's voice, lol

    • @scottmcgregor4829
      @scottmcgregor4829 3 місяці тому +42

      "do you know why shit floats and a MarySue cannot "

    • @velkonemriam1935
      @velkonemriam1935 3 місяці тому +6

      @@tenebreh7363Nice! 😂

    • @MrSphandor
      @MrSphandor 3 місяці тому

      ​@@scottmcgregor4829because a turd looks to the sky but but a mary sue sees only her own butthole.

  • @swampfaye
    @swampfaye 3 місяці тому +151

    iT'S British mythology... it WAS British mythology. Now it's just Hollywood mythology.

    • @emiami458
      @emiami458 2 місяці тому +22

      They are trying to pollute any classic European works of art

    • @RazSkull673
      @RazSkull673 2 місяці тому +3

      No, it is now… Wokeology…

    • @JMBBrasil
      @JMBBrasil 2 місяці тому

      It was Christian actually…

    • @pbluma
      @pbluma 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JMBBrasil No.

    • @swampfaye
      @swampfaye 2 місяці тому +8

      @@JMBBrasil tolkien said it was British.

  • @gianlucagatto6074
    @gianlucagatto6074 3 місяці тому +334

    if Tolkien knew his opus would become a soap opera, he would have fought for the germans

    • @kaizokujimbei143
      @kaizokujimbei143 3 місяці тому

      Considering his opus is partly based on Germanic myths, I think he would.

    • @itisabird
      @itisabird 3 місяці тому

      I don't know what could have happened had the Germans win WWI, but nowadays Germany has the highest amount of looneys of the whole Europe. I'm pretty sure they'd have desecrated his work in a similar way.

    • @heavycruzer1801
      @heavycruzer1801 2 місяці тому

      Never say that again sir. Berlin has been overrun by Islamic crime clans. I think the Germans are only second to the French in all things woke

    • @mikesyyt
      @mikesyyt 2 місяці тому +8

      considering Tolkien,s Fam. origiated from Prussia , hmmm , maybe :p

    • @joshkellemen5931
      @joshkellemen5931 2 місяці тому +12

      No, he would not. I hate this power if the shits stuff a lot, but man Tolkien was an English patriot

  • @avaughnimous
    @avaughnimous 3 місяці тому +477

    This was an unforgivable piece of shit that Amazon shat, and it will never be forgotten.

    • @tenebreh7363
      @tenebreh7363 3 місяці тому +5

      Would that we could, were it not for the horrid stench.

    • @frostyheretic299
      @frostyheretic299 3 місяці тому +12

      It can't get any worse right?..... right?

    • @lastfirst5863
      @lastfirst5863 3 місяці тому +7

      Shat but not forgotten 😔

    • @tkopp10976
      @tkopp10976 3 місяці тому +5

      forshatten

    • @josh1045
      @josh1045 3 місяці тому +4

      Counterpoint - it will be forgotten as soon as the show is cancelled

  • @THE_CDN
    @THE_CDN 2 місяці тому +48

    Those "influencers" were just so bad. Who hired them? I don't need to be "represented" in everything I watch. That's just narcissism to the point of being solipsistic.

    • @Montanajj
      @Montanajj 2 місяці тому +7

      That’s what I’m saying. We’ve got stories, books, movies, video games and whatever other media that no human being could ever possibly ingest all of it. Chances are, there’s hundreds if not thousands of pieces of media you can directly relate to. But no let’s make every single story ultra inclusive so no one feels “left out” cmon man

    • @annabizaro-doo-dah
      @annabizaro-doo-dah Місяць тому +4

      I'd bet good money they've never read the books

  • @Semeyaza
    @Semeyaza 3 місяці тому +152

    "Expand Tolkien accessibility"
    A series of books already translated in 57 languages across the WHOLE world YEARS before even the movie trilogy. Loved deeply in basically ANY culture in the world, from the far East to the deep South and the frozen North.
    But they have to EXPAND it somehow by insulting the already multicultural, multiracial and very diverse fan base.
    That's delusion on a very grand scale.

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 3 місяці тому +18

      What they actually mean is culturally appropriate his works. That's what they mean by "expanding the accessibility". It's derived from their hypocritical view that while cultures from around the world should be properly represented based on their people in their territories, the native Europeans do not deserve to have the same kind of equal treatment, which means they are not entitled to have their history and cultures accurately portrayed on screen by the people who created them.

    • @jackdrakaris8583
      @jackdrakaris8583 2 місяці тому +4

      @@rpgadventurer32 The world is changing. This ordeal is happening because Frodo had an identity crisis and wanted to wear the ring because of how much more of his feminine side he could show instead of hiding it under his shirt... Saruman and Sauron achieved world domination and wrote history anew...

    • @R.J.Memnohc
      @R.J.Memnohc 2 місяці тому

      they're cofusing accessability with literacy

    • @klahowya32
      @klahowya32 2 місяці тому

      ​@@rpgadventurer32 well said

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 2 місяці тому

      Only Left Wing Woke activists can be that delusional. But hey, they are trying and losing billions 😂

  • @annienunyabiz6627
    @annienunyabiz6627 3 місяці тому +284

    If Tolkien wanted his works to look a certain way, he would have written it that way. To change his work is to show a massive level of disrespect and hubris towards him, and proves they are not and never were fans.

    • @realtalunkarku
      @realtalunkarku 3 місяці тому +2

      But they can do better than him

    • @MrSphandor
      @MrSphandor 3 місяці тому +11

      Yeah they can do better than Tolkien, CSLewis and a dozen of their Oxford professor mates over 20 odd years

    • @Sam_Saraguy
      @Sam_Saraguy 3 місяці тому +23

      This is what they do. Acquire IP, then use it as a vehicle for "the message."

    • @madwellmusic8995
      @madwellmusic8995 3 місяці тому +2

      Sorry but were YOU there in Middle Earth during the womanless times?!?! I was....it sucked. We all sucked.

    • @wonderboy13579
      @wonderboy13579 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@madwellmusic8995what the hell does this even mean

  • @karahughes7074
    @karahughes7074 2 місяці тому +47

    When I saw Finrod Felagund get killed in battle, I looked at the episode & said, 'That's not right' & then when they sent Guyladrial (I love that) to Valinor I turned to the friends and said, 'But she's of the House of Feanor, she can't go back. Because of the Kinslaying at Alqualonde.' And I got such a blank.look at that, that I just gave up. Total Tolkien nerd I admit, but this was depressing.

    • @BaconMinion
      @BaconMinion 26 днів тому +1

      This is what I get when I try to explain why the Fallout show is such trash. Just blank looks.

  • @sadomars2446
    @sadomars2446 3 місяці тому +304

    “I don’t know, Amazon. Why does a dumpster fire burn, and a toilet flush?” 😂😂😂

  • @worker-wf2em
    @worker-wf2em 3 місяці тому +254

    “Do you know why a cow moos and a duck does not? It is because the cow fixes its gaze on a fence post while it chews. Or some shit like that.” - Rings of Power writer, probably

    • @zacharymcmillan2788
      @zacharymcmillan2788 3 місяці тому +1

      "Does the Pope sh1t in the woods? Are bears Catholic?"
      😂😂😂

    • @Rohv
      @Rohv 2 місяці тому +14

      The arrogance of these writers in thinking they could outdo Tolkien.

    • @clsmooth79ify
      @clsmooth79ify 2 місяці тому +6

      Youre hired!

  • @praneilramdin6701
    @praneilramdin6701 2 місяці тому +19

    56:57 Bezos said he wanted his own GOT, but "Stick them with the pointy end" works because Arya is a literal child being taught by someone with combat training. Those Numenoreans were not children. And Galadriel was not trained in combat.
    This show is just pure fanfiction. It isn't made for Tolkien fans, but rather for the creators themselves and fans of their ideologies.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 3 місяці тому +509

    Galadriel: "There's an imposter among us!"
    Sauron with blonde wig and pointy ears: "I dunno. Galadriel is kinda sus."

  • @ryanbelanger4543
    @ryanbelanger4543 3 місяці тому +139

    Not a single person on that show talked about the show and what it is about. Every word out of their mouths was about gender and race. This is why these shows are failing, and they can't seem to get their heads out of their asses to figure that out.

    • @casualrider983
      @casualrider983 3 місяці тому +14

      they know exactly what they're doing. They know people will watch it and hate it and then they get to project and gaslight. But it is kinda crazy how it keeps happening over and over again

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@casualrider983What's truly crazy is that they think their gaslighting will actually work.

    • @spajkilza1992
      @spajkilza1992 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@MSgt5J071it will. It's just not aimed at You, but younger generations.
      It will be new normal for them.

    • @annabizaro-doo-dah
      @annabizaro-doo-dah Місяць тому

      The pity is the dwarf actress didn't need to bang on about sex or race because she's really good in the role regardless

  • @Boatfisherz1
    @Boatfisherz1 2 місяці тому +36

    As a HUGE LORT and Tolkien fan in general.....I was disgusted by this show. Terrible acting, too much cringe, bad writing, story was not middle earth feeling at all. They made the characters all look "model like" and not ruff and tuff. Such a missed opportunity.

    • @JJ_6036
      @JJ_6036 2 місяці тому

      Me too, i loved the time period, but from episode 1 i could tell they copped out of everything and expected me to like it for just the CGI backgrounds. Joke's on them I am turned off by obvious CGI.

  • @dantobias9164
    @dantobias9164 3 місяці тому +92

    Peter Jackson spend 10 years of prep. And it shows. Just the props were handmade and the care for details were insane one of the reason it's still holds up 20yers after.

  • @cas1994
    @cas1994 3 місяці тому +347

    I always thought Pablo Escobar burning millions of dollars in a fire place for warmth was the biggest waste of money until I saw rings of power.....at least Pablo got something for his money, unlike Amazon

    • @Nartanek
      @Nartanek 3 місяці тому +33

      Disney buying star wars is on a similar level.

    • @Bluepenguin28
      @Bluepenguin28 3 місяці тому +17

      well amazon also got something, the people's hate.

    • @cas1994
      @cas1994 3 місяці тому +4

      True that

    • @MyUserTubeAccount
      @MyUserTubeAccount 3 місяці тому +22

      don't be so sure? they took a serious axe swing at traditional European folklore. that's worth it to them, and they're hoping every dollar spent on the front end of Western collapse will come back tenfold in its aftermath.

    • @zachmiller3835
      @zachmiller3835 3 місяці тому +3

      Si si

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 2 місяці тому +10

    One of the greatest crimes of this show was having Galadriel be the reason Sauron turns back to a life of evil. He was content to settle down and become a smith in Numenor and even said he was trying to escape from and atone for past sins. Galadriel made him fight and in doing so gave him a taste for the power he'd previously rejected while on his journey to redemption. Had she left him alone and been a kind and rational person to him, he would have become "Halbrand, beloved smith of Numenor" instead of going on to become the one of the most brutal and evil tyrants in fiction.

  • @Nartanek
    @Nartanek 3 місяці тому +169

    I remember when i learned sir Ian McKellen was gay like 20 years ago or more i was like, oh, okay. He's Gandalf, i love the character did it change anything? No. But that wasn't a talking point, nobody cared, its his personal life and he does what he want with it. Now if one of the actor is gay that is the only talking point, the only thing giving the show/movie legitimacy in the eyes of hollywood and the medias. How far have we fallen...

    • @aeonise
      @aeonise 3 місяці тому +21

      Sir Ian McKellen did his best to be Tolkien's Gandalf for us (and his best was spectacular indeed) while Peter Jackson and his crew did their best to translate Tolkien's work to a different medium. They couldn't portray everything perfectly and without change, but they sought to let Tolkien's story and characters live through them. They were the canvas on which to paint Tolkien's work.
      The writers and actors for Amazon's trash want to paint _over_ Tolkien's work. His characters are merely outfits to put on while the "actors" just play themselves, and his stories are merely names and phrases for the writers to scalp and hang on their modern-day, self-congratulatory mess. They neither know nor care what Tolkien was writing about.

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 3 місяці тому +5

      @@aeonise People always forget about Samwise's speech about 9/11 in Return of the King.

    • @michaelignatius2526
      @michaelignatius2526 2 місяці тому +10

      Sir Ian McKellen was chosen as Gandalf because he is an amazing actor with training in Shakespearean acting. He was simply the best choice as an actor to portray the character. He certainly wasn't chosen just because he is gay.

    • @BaconMinion
      @BaconMinion 26 днів тому +1

      Because their sexuality and pronouns are their only personality trait.

  • @Shuubox
    @Shuubox 3 місяці тому +323

    They either gender-bent or blackwashed every character that was in the original trilogy and called it a day..so lazy and bad, just despicable

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 3 місяці тому +24

      "Back to the book, back to the book, back to the book" obviously just meant selectively repurposing characters and stories for their progressive re-imagining so they can the say, "This is totally Tolkien."
      These big studios ruining OG content and the legacies of real talent to push cultural propaganda is truly disgraceful.

    • @MrHillBilly-j7f
      @MrHillBilly-j7f 3 місяці тому +6

      @@makeyourmark00 They only said "back to the book" they never said which book and it clearly was not LOTR or anything else Tolkien wrote.

    • @Mateo2822
      @Mateo2822 3 місяці тому +3

      This is so lazy, bad, and only gives cover to the show. Instead of getting raked for not being true to Tolkein, messing up plots, messing up characters, and writing bad dialogue, they get to be victims because someone on the internet criticizes their gender & racial casting choices. It's a terrible show. The gender-bending of it is not even the 100th-worst thing about it.

    • @Valehass
      @Valehass 3 місяці тому

      but diversity is our strength don't you know. As said by Americas 44th president, the guy who reintroduced slavery to north Africa, destabilised the middle east creating ISIS, leading to the collapse of Syria leading to mass immigration of Europe leading to mass grapping of European women and girls. BUT again, say it with me "diversity is our strength!!!"

  • @kevinroark5815
    @kevinroark5815 Місяць тому +4

    "You have not seen the things that I have seen" dialogue improved by ChatGPT as follows
    Galadriel: "You deem that you have seen much, Elrond, but the shadows I have known are deeper still."
    Elrond: "My years have not been idle, Lady. I have borne witness to many griefs and dark tidings, long have I walked the paths of sorrow."
    Galadriel: "Yet the darkness that I speak of is older than the stones beneath our feet, wrought in the ancient fires of the world’s first malice. You have not gazed into the void as I have, nor felt its cold touch upon your spirit. Your trials, though great, have not led you to the depths where I have wandered."
    Now seriously, just let ChatGPT write the next 3 seasons.

  • @AbsolutelyChris
    @AbsolutelyChris 3 місяці тому +158

    "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?" "A big ass trench!" 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @masbox5830
      @masbox5830 2 місяці тому +10

      That part was too good! Had to rewatch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hannahgirl193
      @Hannahgirl193 2 місяці тому +6

      😂💀💀

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 3 місяці тому +110

    "Why does a boat float and a rock sink? Because boats are floaty and rocks are sinky."
    "The sea is always right!"
    The dialog in the show is on a whole other level and it's a very low level.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 2 місяці тому +3

      GIVE ME THE MEAT AND GIVE IT TO ME RAW!

    • @randompseudonym4519
      @randompseudonym4519 2 місяці тому +6

      "The sea is always right!"
      "How did your wife die?"
      "She drowned."
      Hahaha... you can't make this shit up!

    • @U_SpoonyBard
      @U_SpoonyBard 2 місяці тому +1

      And wiggling.

    • @generoberts9151
      @generoberts9151 2 місяці тому +2

      “The sea was angry that day my friends”

    • @Spectacular1103
      @Spectacular1103 2 місяці тому +1

      "The dog may bark at the moon, but he may never bring it down."

  • @Prophet-Icyllusion
    @Prophet-Icyllusion 2 місяці тому +15

    This is internet gold. More well written than anything from Holly's Wood in recent time.

  • @tschriv
    @tschriv 3 місяці тому +128

    Ya know, at this point in time, Galadriel is married, has a kid (married to Elrond) no less. The King, Gil-Galad, is her nephew's nephew....
    And yeah, she never. EVER. Commanded armies. Didn't happen. Hobbits (Harfoots, Fallowhides, and Stoors) didn't show up until the 3rd age. WIZARDS didn't show up until the 3rd age, and they got off a damned boat in the Grey Havens, fully in control of their powers. The elves knew who they were and where they came from>
    This thing is pure shite.

    • @lumpofmeatsack2013
      @lumpofmeatsack2013 2 місяці тому

      @@tschriv she was married to calaborn not elrond but I got the jist of it

    • @robertbryant4669
      @robertbryant4669 2 місяці тому +12

      The importance of Galadriel's daughter is understated. Since Celebrian is Arwen's mother, by removing her from the show and refusing to acknowledge her existence, the showrunners have effectively erased Arwen -- a character from the original trilogy that they are so desperate to tie themselves into -- from existence.

    • @theFirstDemonLilith
      @theFirstDemonLilith 2 місяці тому +2

      we all know they not care about the lore and works they try rewrite it as they do with history biology and common sense and every logical rightfulthing under the sun ....how i despise them ....

    • @Folker46590
      @Folker46590 2 місяці тому

      The only out I can give them is that since Amazon doesn't have the rights to the Silmarillion, they can't use any of its content, so they had to make up their own lore.

    • @robertbryant4669
      @robertbryant4669 2 місяці тому

      @@Folker46590 But they do have the rights to the Appendices at the end of Return of the King, and everything that OP said is covered IN the Appendices. Besides, not having the rights to the Silmarillion hasn't stopped them from borrowing liberally from that book anyway.

  • @manoz6194
    @manoz6194 3 місяці тому +82

    I fell asleep multiple times during the first 2 episodes and couldn't carry on. Kudos to the youtube critics for surviving this crap.

  • @lhallora1
    @lhallora1 2 місяці тому +9

    As a woman, I'd like to say how much I don't give a flying crap about female dwarves.

  • @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus
    @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus 3 місяці тому +215

    Remember when Galadrial killed a snow troll in less than 5 seconds? Pepridge Farms remembers

    • @RythymBeast
      @RythymBeast 3 місяці тому +3

      Boooooo

    • @filthyfrankTV
      @filthyfrankTV 3 місяці тому

      Damn Pepe ridge farm lmaooo this guy a 9gag veteran

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken 2 місяці тому +8

      You also remember how half her crew got destroyed by mama ice troll but then they were fine?

    • @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus
      @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mariussielcken I do i do. Lol

    • @Confessor555
      @Confessor555 2 місяці тому +1

      I member!

  • @benjaminfranklin9966
    @benjaminfranklin9966 3 місяці тому +39

    I really don't understand this obsession with representation and "seeing oneself" on screen. I don't want to see myself. I'm full of flaws and far from perfect. I want to see someone that's not me, someone that can inspire me to better myself because they struggle and strive to better themselves. I couldn't care less if a character looks like me. I care about their, well, character.

    • @theFirstDemonLilith
      @theFirstDemonLilith 2 місяці тому +5

      finally a post with some depth ...agreed ... stories used to be to teach morals and inspire to be better ...if u look in the mirror nothing changes

  • @Dazzletoad
    @Dazzletoad 2 місяці тому +12

    The Robert Downey Jr. eyeroll cut in was perfectly timed 😂

  • @funzario144
    @funzario144 3 місяці тому +53

    31:10 "A plan to create a realm of their own. Where evil will not only endure, but thrive". She clearly speaks of Hollywood.

  • @PineappleBaconPizza
    @PineappleBaconPizza 3 місяці тому +461

    Bezos got the Game of Thrones, but he got seasons 7 and 8 😂

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 3 місяці тому +3

      All of this because his son's are mad at him. 🤦🤦🤦

    • @andygluehere8266
      @andygluehere8266 3 місяці тому +11

      That's still giving to much credit... more like a Corey Feldman live concert.

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 3 місяці тому +27

      Season 7 and 8 of Game of Thrones are work of art compared to this turd and they were god awful.

    • @dankato6380
      @dankato6380 3 місяці тому +4

      He got HOTD season 2

    • @glorfification
      @glorfification 3 місяці тому +9

      Like watching Season 8 while being tortured by Ramsey Bolton.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 3 місяці тому +163

    J.R.R. Tolkien spins around his grave so fast, he could become a newtype of energy powering up the United Kingdom.

    • @vannlo355
      @vannlo355 3 місяці тому +3

      Like a turbine

    • @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson
      @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson 3 місяці тому +15

      He's spinning so fast I do declare that he'll open up an interdimensional portal to Eru's realm before CERN has time to press a button.

    • @alexiachimciuc3199
      @alexiachimciuc3199 3 місяці тому +1

      LOL 😂😂😂 nice comment 👍

    • @danielr5552
      @danielr5552 3 місяці тому +1

      I think the great man would just laugh and say anyone who is a fan of his work knows this isn’t his work.

    • @chireaionut8473
      @chireaionut8473 3 місяці тому +2

      J R R has become a renewable energy with this clown show...

  • @terri_blueberri
    @terri_blueberri 3 місяці тому +182

    I swear if I ever get the chance to ask Kamala Harris a single question it will be "why does a ship float and a rock can not?" I

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 3 місяці тому +19

      You must understand The Riddle of Stone, Conan!

    • @animelover48348
      @animelover48348 3 місяці тому +1

      Just wait....There's discussion that the Egyptian FLOATED the stones that made the great pyramid (and the others like it) in place.
      There's always stupider.

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 3 місяці тому +33

      The Ship has been unburdened by what has been but the Rock fell from a coconut tree

    • @charlesrodden4019
      @charlesrodden4019 3 місяці тому +13

      You see, a ship is a big wooden thingy, and a stone is a little rock thingy, and when a wooden thing invades a rock thing, that's bad.

    • @svetlanaandrasova6086
      @svetlanaandrasova6086 3 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @esshor.
    @esshor. Місяць тому +3

    Something I’m surprised no one has mentioned is the fact that they cast an old, feeble and clearly muscle definition lacking actor to play a famous Elvish blacksmith. This dude couldn’t Forge anything.
    Blacksmiths are usually pretty buff

  • @corroded
    @corroded 3 місяці тому +125

    Aragorn: "Legolas, what do your elf eyes see"
    "Legolas": "A big ass trench"
    Ded.

    • @fantasywind3923
      @fantasywind3923 3 місяці тому +5

      Hahah :). Yeah...that was....how the hell these elves HAVE NOT SEEN ANY OF IT...hell they supposedly patrol this land for decades!!!!!!!! Who wrote this moronic tv show plot!!!!!!!!!

    • @robertharper6481
      @robertharper6481 2 місяці тому +3

      Whatever you do, do not search 'big ass trench' on UA-cam...*shudders.

    • @gregwaineo
      @gregwaineo 2 місяці тому

      What time stamp is this?

    • @corroded
      @corroded Місяць тому +1

      @29:01

    • @gregwaineo
      @gregwaineo Місяць тому +1

      Thanks ​@@corroded

  • @Tallacus
    @Tallacus 3 місяці тому +58

    As someone who works for Amazon and who is a lover of fantasy, I am grateful for the coverage of this abomination. I work my ass off at my local Amazon Fulfillment Center and I just weep at the fact Amazon cares not for the slave force that made them able to pay for this horror of television. The worse TV show since Kurtzman's Star Trek shows.

    • @Cashdummy
      @Cashdummy 3 місяці тому +3

      rather than giving you a rise, they are hellbent on ruining tolkiens legacy. they truely have priorities.

  • @jenkins5265
    @jenkins5265 Місяць тому +2

    The worst part is that Tolkien’s works are already diverse. One of the major themes is different races getting along, thus the creation of the fellowship. Some of the major themes - Legolas and Gimli becoming best friends, despite deep seated distrust between the races. There’s an entire section of Galadriels kindness to Gimli changing his perception forever on elves. Hobbits - a race of small folk that can be classified as useless compared to elves, men and dwarves, becoming heroes of the entire middle earth. There’s diversity everywhere in the story….its called…a metaphor.

  • @saladinbob
    @saladinbob 3 місяці тому +143

    I despise this show so much I can't even bring myself to watch a review of it. Sorry, Gary.

    • @MundaneThingsBackwards
      @MundaneThingsBackwards 3 місяці тому +11

      Haha. Fair enough.

    • @gutzimmumdo4910
      @gutzimmumdo4910 3 місяці тому

      that doesn't make any sense, why wouldn't then u like to see how it gets roasted, kind of weird to me but ok.

    • @DaDude2011
      @DaDude2011 3 місяці тому +7

      You should, this editing is bar none.

    • @xStanyyx
      @xStanyyx 3 місяці тому +5

      Havent even watched the show after the first review of this channel. I havent missed anything. It saved me some nerves I would have lost watching a hole episode of this garbage show

    • @AwayandAdrift
      @AwayandAdrift 3 місяці тому +2

      I watched the first episode before I saw any reviews. I boat scene where she jumps off had me turn it off. The entire story from that point is nothing but contrived she should have drowned.

  • @nyxarhea
    @nyxarhea 3 місяці тому +183

    I'm half white and half Hispanic. I don't go around whining that there aren't enough half white, half Hispanic characters in existence because I don't need characters to look like me or be like me to enjoy movies and shows 😒

    • @heavycruzer1801
      @heavycruzer1801 2 місяці тому +21

      Bruh I'm Puerto Rican, Portuguese and French. Since we have to identify our gender these days I think I'll just be trans-dimensional and just let my daughters stare at me with puzzled expressions

    • @nyxarhea
      @nyxarhea 2 місяці тому +4

      @@heavycruzer1801 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrSpartan993
      @MrSpartan993 2 місяці тому

      I’m happy you aren’t so far up your own ass dude!

    • @PersephoneDaSilva
      @PersephoneDaSilva 2 місяці тому +11

      I'm European-Sioux mix. Native Americans are still the most underrepresented people in media. But we don't care. We don't whine. Like you, we are capable of seeing ourselves in media based on a character's behavior, what they stand for, etc.

    • @animoetprudentia2865
      @animoetprudentia2865 2 місяці тому +5

      I'm Anglo Saxon, German, Dutch, and Norwegian. (I burn easily)
      I love good music, good films, great stories, and inspiring characters.
      I don't care what they look like.
      I'll sing hillbilly country one minute, dance to James Brown the next, and quote Chief Dan George when the song ends. It's all beautiful.
      There is only one race, the human race.
      Now scuze me while I enjoy some Mexican beer.
      Cheers y'all.

  • @MrAlleluia00
    @MrAlleluia00 2 місяці тому +4

    The thing that always got me was GUYladriel's actress explanation for her just standing there during the volcanic explosion when a cloud of burning ash come rushing towards her, was that this was the moment she was choosing to relax.

  • @m.b.boyack2228
    @m.b.boyack2228 3 місяці тому +88

    How does the 'Rings of Power' audience actually know 'Disa' is a female dwarf? In what scene does the character explicitly self- identify as 'Female', she may identify as a 'Attack Helicopter' for all the audience knows. The stereotypical accoutrement of a female means nothing we are told, these 'social engineers' never follow their own canon.

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 3 місяці тому +3

      She said repeatedly that she holds the record for being the first female dwarf of color to ever be on the screen in an Amazon-licensed Tolkien-based IP.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 3 місяці тому +3

      At least she got one thing right... that "female" dwarves are mostly indistinguishable from "male" dwarves. 😂

    • @Cashdummy
      @Cashdummy 3 місяці тому +3

      good point. actually, the diversity front should never assume any gender unless a person comes out and explicitly makes it up.

    • @jonksmodels
      @jonksmodels 3 місяці тому +1

      I thought she was a guy?

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 3 місяці тому

      ​@@funkydiscogodAnd she was dead wrong about that, too! LOL! 😂

  • @dragonugget119
    @dragonugget119 3 місяці тому +85

    The DEI crowd is so shallow, literally skin deep

    • @agiksf.8998
      @agiksf.8998 3 місяці тому +2

      They don't have anything else in life but their 'identity'. And most of them are fake anyway.
      What do the wokies have in their life beyond twitter posting anyway? They hate actual religion, they think everyone who doesn't subscribe to their cult is evil. The cats can only give you so much 'love'.
      Empty, friendless, full of venom. It sure sounds deep and fulfilling, doesn't it?

    • @MrSpartan993
      @MrSpartan993 2 місяці тому

      They’re so racist it’s literally ALL they can think about.

    • @theFirstDemonLilith
      @theFirstDemonLilith 2 місяці тому +4

      a "story " like that is called seichte scheisse in german ...

  • @petreflorinteodor1986
    @petreflorinteodor1986 2 місяці тому +10

    What a age we are living to witness these horrific shows...

  • @kathleenhensley5951
    @kathleenhensley5951 3 місяці тому +118

    This generation has no imagination, none at all... I can see myself in Bilbo - I am not a hobbit, nor a male, nor wealthy nor a bearer of a ring of power.

    • @Jdl343
      @Jdl343 3 місяці тому +35

      Beautifully said. I am not made of wood, but I understood Treebeard''s anger at how the woods were treated

    • @negroniusblaximus7420
      @negroniusblaximus7420 3 місяці тому +13

      They worship the flesh its all they can see and all they create is reflected by this paradigm they embody.

    • @gordons-alive4940
      @gordons-alive4940 3 місяці тому +4

      It's not this generation. That's just a justification, a rationalization, for what they doing.

    • @stormryder4305
      @stormryder4305 3 місяці тому +7

      No imagination? They don't even see the show they're paid to promote.

    • @n8_b_h
      @n8_b_h 3 місяці тому

      I have more imagination than most. I’m not the only one either. This is obvious. Don’t paint the whole lot with one brush. Then you are just like them.

  • @yasuchika
    @yasuchika 3 місяці тому +43

    People wanting their exact reflection to be represented in fictional stories is what's killing the fantasy genre.

    • @MrSpartan993
      @MrSpartan993 2 місяці тому

      How much more egotistical and up your own ass can you GET?!

    • @bsllssells
      @bsllssells 2 місяці тому

      Says a white person

  • @Kingconquest89
    @Kingconquest89 2 місяці тому +13

    It took me way too long to get “Don Lemonlas,” now I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 Місяць тому +2

      I'm not as online as I need to be to understand that joke. Is that a reference to don lemon or is it something else?

  • @lordofthebricks1
    @lordofthebricks1 3 місяці тому +30

    Just one example out of thousands why this show is bullshit:
    This show's premise is that it takes thousands years before LOTR trilogy, and yet, we have Isildur, who is Numenorian who live longer than ther men, but not that much longer, 200 or 300 years maybe.
    Now, do the math....
    Ok, and another example. The whole point of 3 elven rings is that they are made in secret and that's why Sauron doesn't have and connections with them, in the show they are made first and Sauron helped making them....

  • @macarahneil2154
    @macarahneil2154 3 місяці тому +59

    "First female dwarf seen on screen." Ignores the female Dwarves featured on screen completely. Dwarf females can be seen briefly in the beginning of An Unexpected Journey, when the story of the destruction of Erebor is told. Bromwyn and Doreena in the Huntsman. Still female Dwarves seen on screen, just a different film.

    • @fantasywind3923
      @fantasywind3923 3 місяці тому +3

      Well now the goal posts have shifted (as is typical :))...they say first female dwarf to TALK in the promotion for season 2 hahaha....all a bunch of bullcrap anyway because the dwarven characters of particularly importance ARE MALE...the FATHER of the Dwarves and reverence for the Seven FATHERS is important part of dwarven culture. Hell the dwarf women were rarely seen outside their halls...so obviously they will now spin the female dwarf warriors I bet with what is coming with season 2 it seems. Of course their gender quota will be irritatingly trying to steal the stage.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 3 місяці тому +4

      At least she checks 1 ACTUAL box from Tolkien... That female dwarves are mostly indistinguishable from male dwarves... 😂

  • @trevorschleusner1525
    @trevorschleusner1525 2 місяці тому +6

    Aside from her twitchy rabbit nose and jubilant horse ride, Morfydd Clark's face is unchanging through the whole series. Regardless if elves were supposed to be portrayed as somewhat emotionless, her performance makes Mr. Spock look like a hysterical spaz.

  • @เจมาร์ท-ห7ต
    @เจมาร์ท-ห7ต 3 місяці тому +58

    Amazon's Jeff Bezos is a Lex Luthor cosplay at this point.

  • @MrLilhauughh
    @MrLilhauughh 3 місяці тому +14

    I honestly have not been this entertained by a YT video since I started watching 6 plus years ago. Your editor is amazing, the way you deliver the commentary and use of jokes from my childhood just makes me continue to laugh out loud. Thank you for being so grounded, Gary. Your videos are always so unique and informative. Stay blessed, brother.

  • @aleiferthenorthman7935
    @aleiferthenorthman7935 2 місяці тому +5

    idk why to me THE most ridiculous conversation was when she was 'teaching' the boys on how to delete orcs, saying : ' For you, i will keep it brief and simple' and stabs directly in front of her the air, says 'twist' , 'dead'. i honestly laughed for the rest of the episode.....from aaaalllll the trash that scene and her dancing while fighting was just so cringe i felt third party embarrassment. and they all act like she just showed them a move no one can do or counter. from all her hubris, ego, entitles, that moment was so below freezing IQ i thought the editor fk up lol. stab, switch, dead. like she invented gun powder

  • @GigglingStoners
    @GigglingStoners 3 місяці тому +55

    Poor Gary. No one should be subjected to a whole season of this.

    • @josem7369
      @josem7369 3 місяці тому +2

      He just copy and pasted all his past reviews into one massive review video

    • @smallies7154
      @smallies7154 3 місяці тому

      Give him the meat

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@josem7369I love when creators do that. Makes easier to watch. Same with AVGN and Caddicarus.

    • @rhiannejones3815
      @rhiannejones3815 3 місяці тому

      Don’t feel too bad - it’s massively grown his channel and made him a lot of money … true hardship!

  • @CorporateBillionaire
    @CorporateBillionaire 3 місяці тому +162

    When Galadriel said "Black lives matter", then twisted Sauron's balls.....man that scene made me cry.

    • @xStanyyx
      @xStanyyx 3 місяці тому +33

      My guy why do you spoiler Season 2

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 3 місяці тому +17

      SPOILERS!!!

    • @thejohnbeck
      @thejohnbeck 3 місяці тому +5

      Even more than Sauron? Lol

    • @spankie7728
      @spankie7728 3 місяці тому +3

      lol🤣🤣🤣

    • @IannisMaragakis
      @IannisMaragakis 3 місяці тому

      Sauron balls were black, weren’t they? She’s RACIST!

  • @marianogabriel8139
    @marianogabriel8139 Місяць тому +2

    To this day the "Sauron... sorry, Halbrand" line still cracks me up.

  • @dzisonline
    @dzisonline 3 місяці тому +53

    "Build a wall and make the Elves pay for it!" That was hilarious.

    • @zacharymcmillan2788
      @zacharymcmillan2788 3 місяці тому +3

      "We're going to build a wall,a big beautiful wall,and it's going to keep out all of the goblins and the orcs and the Uruk'ai,it's gonna be stupendous!"
      😂😂😂

  • @peterm282
    @peterm282 3 місяці тому +28

    It's one thing to make up your own shitty characters, but I will never forgive the absolute desecration of the legacy legends with ; guyladriel, Femrond, Methrandir, GenZildur, CucLendil, Kamiriel, and shift supervisor Gilgalad....

  • @Rallylabs
    @Rallylabs 2 місяці тому +6

    The idea that something isn’t ‘accessible’ if the people in it don’t look like you is so stupid.
    What they did was equivalent to if the show shogun had a bunch of samurai that were white and black and female, and they just never gave any background or explained it at all, other than to say they are making it “accessible to everyone”.
    It’s literally just giving LOTR the Bridgerton treatment, which is so stupid and pointless and cringe inducing.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 3 місяці тому +161

    Everyone to The Hobbit Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."

    • @hectorfigueroa2294
      @hectorfigueroa2294 3 місяці тому +13

      Yes…yes you did 😂

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 3 місяці тому +36

      Nah it was still shit... It was just far more well done than this trash.

    • @negroniusblaximus7420
      @negroniusblaximus7420 3 місяці тому +4

      Wyvern smaug was a terrible choice arms are hard but a smaug that cant do coin flips with giant gold wheels between his claws is not smaug

    • @widexawake_
      @widexawake_ 3 місяці тому +3

      No, those movies are still trash. RoP just made us realise how much further the bar could be lowered 😂

    • @silverbackag9790
      @silverbackag9790 2 місяці тому

      Wasn’t that bad if you cut out 2/3rds of the Battle of Five Armies.

  • @eazygamer8974
    @eazygamer8974 3 місяці тому +33

    My favorite part of season one marketing was when someone asked the "my girl galadriel superfan" during a livestream how she was enjoying season one and she says I don't know I been watching house of the dragon hahahha.....long sigh.....

  • @conquerorkang6193
    @conquerorkang6193 Місяць тому +2

    I'm not a LOTR fan, I'm a Star Wars and Frank Herbert fan. That being said, as an onlooker, I find it sad that the agenda has once again taken existing I.P. to use it for ideology over artistry. I enjoyed Peter Jackson's movies, and I don't understand how Amazon thought this would be a good product. I believe some I.P.'s should be protected like historical buildings in society because this is getting out of control.

  • @nerevar2185
    @nerevar2185 3 місяці тому +78

    Apparently that guy on X thought Gary was a bigot, I think he’s one of the few saviors fighting against our modern media. God save the nerdrotic

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 3 місяці тому +1

      Which god? So many characters to choose from. I like Ukko and Väinämöinen from Kalevala.

    • @blakan1478
      @blakan1478 3 місяці тому +10

      @@JoakimOtamaa How edgy

    • @RCDW
      @RCDW 3 місяці тому +1

      Sorry but God doesn’t exist

    • @blakan1478
      @blakan1478 3 місяці тому

      @@RCDW But it seems no one is as devout as you atheists. You´re worse than vegans with this shit.

    • @MrHillBilly-j7f
      @MrHillBilly-j7f 3 місяці тому +2

      @@RCDW I think it is pretty naive and arrogant for any of us to declare that something does not or can not exist. What the hell do we know about that anyway? Your entire life could be simulated through electrical signals and you could just be a brain in a jar hallucinating everything you see, smell, feel, hear and taste. The only thing you can be sure of to 100% is that you exist in some capacity.
      "I think, therefore i am" - René Descartes.

  • @keithrobinson5752
    @keithrobinson5752 3 місяці тому +37

    The irony is for all their claims of racism, the most hated character by far was very white.

    • @30noir
      @30noir 3 місяці тому

      These are people who believe you can't be racist to white people.

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy 3 місяці тому +6

      Yeah, it did seem to me that they were protecting their star, Morfydd Clark, by pretending that alllll the casting criticism was about the "of color" actors.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 днів тому

      I mean unless that was intentional. And it's kind of hard to come to any other conclusion when you really look at all the evidence. It seems possible that there is a deeper game than what is obvious on the surface. The elves basically represent western culture in the tales, weird coincidence that they would be subtly made evil and incompetent and weak, right?

  • @bennygerow
    @bennygerow Місяць тому +2

    Remember how incredible Kate was in LOTR? She was a god. She stole every scene in a movie full of awesome scenes and actors.

  • @wrayday7149
    @wrayday7149 3 місяці тому +48

    Maybe Madrial survived her swim because she was a witch and as we all know... witches float.

    • @chrispomphrett4283
      @chrispomphrett4283 3 місяці тому +9

      er...."Burn her" oops, no that's from Monty Python holy grail....😅

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 місяці тому +3

      I can confirm. She turned me into a newt!

    • @Amadourrr
      @Amadourrr 3 місяці тому +1

      "A DUCK !"

    • @dendrien
      @dendrien 3 місяці тому

      witches be burning

  • @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus
    @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus 3 місяці тому +16

    I can't wait for the after show streams. I think it was some of Gary's best work. I've never laughed so much and had so much fun being in the live chat. I highly suggest anyone watch the after show streams live. We have a blast. Hail to the Fellowship.

  • @chester6514
    @chester6514 2 місяці тому +4

    ‘I half expected you to arrive caked in grime and mud.’ - Elrond
    ‘How can you half expect something?’ - Peter Griffin

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 3 місяці тому +17

    My favorite scene was when Galadrrriel force-choked John Walker and turned her lightsaber red.

  • @LilianaMcleod-pj9jw
    @LilianaMcleod-pj9jw 3 місяці тому +36

    This was super helpful, appreciate your effort!

  • @trentgoeslive
    @trentgoeslive 2 місяці тому +5

    Your editor needs a raise. This is hilariously cut.

  • @jasonbozarth6504
    @jasonbozarth6504 3 місяці тому +30

    I'd like to print the script of this series on a roll of toilet paper, then eat a bunch of chili, and give this entire show all the respect they gave to the collective works of professor Tolkien.

  • @PictureHouseCinema
    @PictureHouseCinema 3 місяці тому +25

    She's pretty far from being "dwarf" if we're honest.

  • @JurijsTregubs
    @JurijsTregubs 2 місяці тому +3

    I still cant believe this Galadriel is the same character from original trilogy

  • @CaptShriver
    @CaptShriver 3 місяці тому +60

    First female black dwarf ever. What does that actually say about this actress's career? Wow! First female black dwarf. That's impressive. Very impressive

    • @DavidByrden1
      @DavidByrden1 3 місяці тому +6

      The essential thing about Identity Politics is that it's all about what you ARE.
      Not about what you DO.
      So, of course she considers the colour and gender of this character to be important, and she doesn't say a word about the character's actions.

    • @PT-rg2vo
      @PT-rg2vo 3 місяці тому +5

      How the heck a dwarf can have black pigment while all the live spend underground? 🤔🤔

    • @ninjainnameonly-6902
      @ninjainnameonly-6902 3 місяці тому

      @@DavidByrden1 or rather, what you are not - according to their propagandized intersectional feminism.

    • @DavidByrden1
      @DavidByrden1 3 місяці тому

      @@PT-rg2vo Either
      (a) there is an underground Sun in one of the caves and her people come from that cave.
      (b) race is not supposed to matter and we're not supposed to care - but this story is explicitly about races of beings, ancestries, and tribes. It does matter in this show.

    • @fantasywind3923
      @fantasywind3923 3 місяці тому

      Amusingly the only way they go for is to race swap white folk...so the actress is playing a role of a race swapped white folk :) must be proud to play a Dwarf..product of cultural folklore/mythology of Europeans (Germanic, Norse etc.) bearing a NORSE name Disa (which is basiclaly altered for of Dis...a female dwarf named in Lotr appendices...sister of Thorin Oakenshield and mother of Fili and Kili..so stealing name from actual canonic character..living in Third Age...basically she can do no better than playing an imitation and white folk role.
      Hell amusingly enough in Lotr there are dark skinned peoples....Haradrim...the only way to make a lore friendly diversity....it would actually be much better and more respectful to see a whole new culture of dark skinned people rather than stealing white people's accomplishments and identity :).
      "Swertings. Said by Sam to be the name in the Shire for the legendary (to hobbits) dark-skinned people of the 'Sunlands' (far south). It may be left unchanged as a special local word (not in the Common Speech); but since it is evidently a derivative of swart, which is still in use (= swarthy), it could be represented by some similar derivative of the word for 'black / dark' in the language of translation. Compare Swarthy Men, the Common Speech equivalent (III 73)." JRRT
      Sophia Nomvette could have played a Haradrim witch (she's irritating witch anyway), Ismael Cruz Cordova playing a young Haradrim warrior (this would also give more interesting visual design for character, just look how Tolkien describes Haradrim warriors: ""'More Men going to Mordor,' he [Gollum] said in a low voice. 'Dark faces. We have not seen Men like these before... They are fierce. They have black eyes, and long black hair, and gold rings in their ears... lots of beautiful gold. And some have red paint on their cheeks, and red cloaks and their flags are red, and the tips of their spears; and they have round shields, yellow and black with big spikes."/""For a moment he caught a glimpse of swarthy men in red running down the slope some way off with green-clad warriors leaping after them... a man fell, crashing through the slender trees, nearly on top of them. He came to rest in the fern a few feet away, face downward, green arrow-feathers sticking from his neck below a golden collar. His scarlet robes were tattered, his corslet of overlapping brazen plates was rent and hewn, his black plaits of hair braided with gold were drenched with blood. His brown hand still clutched the hilt of a broken sword." scarlet robes, gold jewellery war bling :) and general more cool look than what they gave his character)..Lenny Henry could have played a Haradrim tribal chief or king, father figure, Cynthia Addai Haradrim princess and love interest...and voila...they would have their 'representation' and be lore accurate!!!!!!!

  • @heldaneurbanus5135
    @heldaneurbanus5135 3 місяці тому +14

    “Arise, arise, Riders of Rohan! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now!"

  • @Sumboooodeeey
    @Sumboooodeeey 2 місяці тому +3

    "Bronwyn is a single mother because Hollywood doesn't have Fathers anymore."
    you're hilarious

  • @ander7018
    @ander7018 2 місяці тому +5

    I love this channel. I'm not a gamer, never been into any of the sci fi genre, never watched a single second of lord of the rings or any the shows Gary reviews. I come here just to watch Gary's comedic/criticism genius at work. I started subscribing about a year ago and he has never let me down.

  • @ctsperformance1755
    @ctsperformance1755 3 місяці тому +19

    All Im hearing is me me me me ME. Disgusting narcissists.

  • @roelven1282
    @roelven1282 3 місяці тому +40

    star trek fandom; rabble rabble ... you broke our franchise
    star wars fandom; rabble rabble ... you broke our franchise
    LOTR fandom; hold my beer .... you try to break tolkiens legacy ...... we will not allow that.. and thus a fellowship was formed to cast the rings of power in the burning pits of mount fandom

    • @TallisKeeton
      @TallisKeeton 2 місяці тому +1

      - Tolkien fandom stands alone.
      - Not alone. Fandoms !
      - To the King !

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 2 місяці тому +1

      Tolkien is the Father of all fantasy today.
      Butchering his work is an attack on all fandoms!

    • @kendallhudak
      @kendallhudak Місяць тому +2

      Tolkien is a demigod of writing. His legacy kicks the ass of all modern stories and the fact that these people thought they could do him justice is just a disgusting level of hubris.

  • @donsemo4804
    @donsemo4804 2 місяці тому +5

    "What does your elf eyes sees?" "A big ass trench!" LOL LOL

  • @stevegt2682
    @stevegt2682 3 місяці тому +32

    Spend all that money to the rights for something and then shit on it.Bold move Cotton, let's see how that works out.

    • @Willrocs
      @Willrocs Місяць тому

      All that money and can only tell part of the story and we can see some of characters but not all, because why would they need all of the characters to tell a competent story

  • @thegenxgamerr
    @thegenxgamerr 3 місяці тому +8

    I am what everyone says is a "Tolkien Nerd", I read the book, hell I read the professors letters to understand the world he created. They didn't make it for people like me, they made it for woke/DEI crowd. It is an abomination and what ever money it makes will be a fraction of what they could have made. Jackson left a lot out of his movies, he even f'd around with the story a lot (spoiler Sauruman doesn't fall off the tower and die). Tolkien nerds like me understand that latitude has to be given in order to tell the story timely and appeal to a broader audience. As our Star Wars friends say, this isn't cannon and its going to be horrible to see what they do with Tom Bombadil. I implore all of you, don't watch it, not even hate watch it. They have screwed with Tolkien, and Tolkien fans are not to be fucked with. Let the beacons be lit, let the horn of Helm Hammerhand sound once more and you my fellow warriors we fight now with our wallets and our views.

  • @raydenkhaleesi8679
    @raydenkhaleesi8679 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm a woman from the Caribbean and a fan of both the books and movies, and it never once entered my mind that there should be more dark skinned women like me in the adaptions. Rather, I identified with the values, virtues and struggles of the various characters. That is how I see myself represented in my favourite books, movies and series. Feeling that I can't identify with a chatacter unless they LOOK like me is rather shallow and tbh... rather prejudicial.

  • @recapnerd2657
    @recapnerd2657 3 місяці тому +22

    I’m excited for season 2….‘s reviews!😂

  • @kaijukidsam
    @kaijukidsam 3 місяці тому +18

    Gary: " I bid you STAND fans of true Tolkien!!!"
    Bless you all in the Nerdrotic crew for always reminding me I stand not alone in honoring the true heart of the great Professor by rejecting this corporate abomination.

  • @MrIRISHCHE
    @MrIRISHCHE 2 місяці тому +2

    The Gimli Salted Pork Clips make this video so much better, please keep up the great work.

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 3 місяці тому +24

    “The DEI is always right!, the DEI is always right!, the DEI is always right!”

    • @KendrickEdits
      @KendrickEdits 3 місяці тому +4

      The power of one cameo
      The power of two cameos
      The power of many cameos
      -MARVEL
      DUMB FANS: YES YES YEEESS

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@KendrickEdits Yup, didn't make DPW good. Just okay and funny scenes. Way overlong movie.

    • @Patterner
      @Patterner 3 місяці тому +1

      i shudder to ask but what eldrich abomination appeared after you said it thrice?

  • @wolftal1178
    @wolftal1178 3 місяці тому +22

    The amount of hubris in Amazon is not just astounding but frightening.

    • @kesamek8537
      @kesamek8537 3 місяці тому +2

      They don't frighten me. We frighten them. That's why they made this show.

    • @Blu3-Fir3
      @Blu3-Fir3 3 місяці тому

      It comes directly from the top - Bezos's ego much like the evil of Sauron spreads throughout.

  • @ja-k0
    @ja-k0 2 місяці тому +4

    "I'm just kidding, I gotta stop giving them ideas" 😅 🤣🤣🤣
    "...the virgin Mary trains Spartans" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DavidByrden1
    @DavidByrden1 3 місяці тому +25

    An actor tells us 2:30 that it's important, when watching a story, to be "represented" - to "see yourself staring back at you".
    Excuse me? I thought the point of a story was to get you AWAY from yourself? To meet other minds, to experience other ways of thinking?
    What is the point of "seeing yourself"? Does it boost your confidence? Then you have a self-esteem problem, but it's not the job of an entertainment show to fix your problems.
    I'm just guessing here. She doesn't explain why it's "important" to "see yourself".
    Are we all supposed to be like Donald Trump, watching TV only for news about himself, lacking any interest in other people?
    Is narcissism now a virtue?

    • @agiksf.8998
      @agiksf.8998 3 місяці тому +2

      @@DavidByrden1 It is in hollypoop!
      I tend to agree with Disparu - they say this crap because it gives them more work. Entirely self serving!

    • @jg4521
      @jg4521 2 місяці тому

      I have seen myself... I didn't liked it...