Female Cleric: "I am a lesbian and follower of the Lord of Light yet my husband here keeper of ales is my protector." Neckbeard Rogue: "My character will slip a few drops of this sexual orientation re-alignment love potion into the Clerics ale so that she will fall in love me and be the bearer of my chilren." Female Cleric's real life husband: "Wait, hold my beer !".
7:04 not an Australian, but I’d guess that the interior of Australia being a desert to grassland closer to the coasts might have a lot to deal with it. If I recall, there was a proposal at one point to dig a massive canal across Australia (I don’t think it was serious, but then again there have been proposals for damming the straights of Gibraltar and draining the Mediterranean Sea for more land so idk) to “cool and make more temperate” the Australian interior. Not to mention cause massive and unforeseen consequences in the environment and ecosystem.
Just joined a new club for Warhammer. Had our first meeting this last Saturday. Got to whip out my Salamanders against Militarum. It was epic. Glad I have a proper group to play with, too.
Here in Quebec 3rd party dealers don't really have any competition from GW itself since the closest thing they have is the GW store in Ottawa's outskirts that competes with anything in Gatineau, and a lone Warhammer store in downtown Montreal that's at most 1500 to 1800 sf of storespace at most, only has the high volume moving items and has one single game table that doubles as a painting table on paint days. It really is just a glorified pickup location for those living on the island who want items shipped there for pickup if they work or go to school downtown. If I had to speculate on why they downgraded from their previous much larger GamesWorkshop store in the same shopping centre and didn't expand it's probably because of the unusually fierce competition in Quebec since like Michigan Quebec has a lot of small companies whose CEOs and Presidents go out to conventions up to a thousand miles away to push their TTGs and RPGs, coupled with the fact that expansion here is probably easier via dealing with local 3rd parties.
In reference to the last story...a way to tell the difference between a boy and a man is how they act towards their woman. A man understands that a woman is fully capable of handling unwanted attention and if not then she'll let you know. A boy assumes women are weak, stupid and/or inept. Women are not lesser creatures than men. Women are unique and competent.
Absolutely love your stuff, new listener as of a few days ago, and I am disappointed I had not found your stuff sooner... cheers 🍻 and thank you for good content
Is just run that D&D problem as “you think it works perfectly” and give her some weird personality quirks instead like changing her alignment slightly or making her opinion of the conflict they were working on flipped from the party’s. The DM has the power in this situations and a potion to change someone’s mind and free will would always have some unforeseen consequences in my games.
I need to know what Steve's plan was with the DnD creepyness. Did he think if he rolled a nat 20 on giving her the potion that it would affect her in real life?
I know that they are “trying to streamline the game.” But gods do I dislike 4x4. Save smaller tables for skirmish games. The smaller board has this knock on effect of close combat gets easier so shoot gets weaker so shooting has to get stronger and then vehicles become tissue paper
Is it me or does every other horror story involve a neck beard? I’ve therefore been severely profiling neckbeards with extreme prejudice, and keeping my own beard routinely trimmed. Cheers!
That entire DnD table is at fault. Jesus. It was like listening to a bad tinder story. There's nothing wrong with explicit DnD. Theyre often a hilarious time. But obviously you are ALWAYS aware of it before hand.
Hey North, love your content but had to leave your discord. there are too many anti-american rhetoric and harassment going on and i cannot tolerate being treated like that. But I will continue to listen to your videos because your content is awesome.
@@northernexile it was a couple of interactions i dont have any screen shots i don't live my life collecting proof of everything lol. But just thought you should know. Like one instance was i was asking if there were any US gamers in the discord and was made fun of for being american
The last story man was terrible but there was a true hero in all of this. NIPPLE MAN! He saved the day.
Female Cleric: "I am a lesbian and follower of the Lord of Light yet my husband here keeper of ales is my protector."
Neckbeard Rogue: "My character will slip a few drops of this sexual orientation re-alignment love potion into the Clerics ale so that she will fall in love me and be the bearer of my chilren."
Female Cleric's real life husband: "Wait, hold my beer !".
one thing about Australia is we drop a shit ton of swear words so saying words like fuck is frequently part of normal conversation
7:04 not an Australian, but I’d guess that the interior of Australia being a desert to grassland closer to the coasts might have a lot to deal with it.
If I recall, there was a proposal at one point to dig a massive canal across Australia (I don’t think it was serious, but then again there have been proposals for damming the straights of Gibraltar and draining the Mediterranean Sea for more land so idk) to “cool and make more temperate” the Australian interior.
Not to mention cause massive and unforeseen consequences in the environment and ecosystem.
Renner's Life Rules
#31: if someone offers you a chance to check out their art the answer is ALWAYS no.
Just joined a new club for Warhammer. Had our first meeting this last Saturday. Got to whip out my Salamanders against Militarum. It was epic.
Glad I have a proper group to play with, too.
Here in Quebec 3rd party dealers don't really have any competition from GW itself since the closest thing they have is the GW store in Ottawa's outskirts that competes with anything in Gatineau, and a lone Warhammer store in downtown Montreal that's at most 1500 to 1800 sf of storespace at most, only has the high volume moving items and has one single game table that doubles as a painting table on paint days. It really is just a glorified pickup location for those living on the island who want items shipped there for pickup if they work or go to school downtown. If I had to speculate on why they downgraded from their previous much larger GamesWorkshop store in the same shopping centre and didn't expand it's probably because of the unusually fierce competition in Quebec since like Michigan Quebec has a lot of small companies whose CEOs and Presidents go out to conventions up to a thousand miles away to push their TTGs and RPGs, coupled with the fact that expansion here is probably easier via dealing with local 3rd parties.
In reference to the last story...a way to tell the difference between a boy and a man is how they act towards their woman. A man understands that a woman is fully capable of handling unwanted attention and if not then she'll let you know. A boy assumes women are weak, stupid and/or inept. Women are not lesser creatures than men. Women are unique and competent.
16:00 Majorkill
You drop Subway sandwich sauce on my minis, you must lick the floor clean.. rules of the house.
Part of me thinks they renamed the stores to Warhammer from Games Workshop is because they no longer do games
Always a pleasure to listen to. Having a family you are always on when I'm cooking dinner keep up the good work! Huzzah
I thought every other bloody sentence in the "F" "gayboy" story was going another way! 😂
*erotic music starts playing*
Smooth jazz
Best 40k channel love it 👍 you need to make them longer though northern 🙂
Absolutely love your stuff, new listener as of a few days ago, and I am disappointed I had not found your stuff sooner... cheers 🍻 and thank you for good content
The Subway story is incredible! I love Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game, even now.
"His sandwich was hovering dangerously over the battlefield." I bet that sentence had never in the history of the world been uttered before this. 😂
Wait, my man has a house phone? Shit, I didn’t realise we were in 2012.
Is just run that D&D problem as “you think it works perfectly” and give her some weird personality quirks instead like changing her alignment slightly or making her opinion of the conflict they were working on flipped from the party’s. The DM has the power in this situations and a potion to change someone’s mind and free will would always have some unforeseen consequences in my games.
At last--I have a comeback for when people question me about my nipple-rubbing!
Was the jock guy from Australia around 19 minutes... majorkill?
Nope Majorkill is surprisingly decent irl. He's not as edgy as he is on his channel
I need to know what Steve's plan was with the DnD creepyness. Did he think if he rolled a nat 20 on giving her the potion that it would affect her in real life?
I paint, clean and sleep while listening to this.
Nipple man………
*Guitar solo*
I didn't know these are recorded live, do you stream?
over worked and underpaid in retail. yep 5 years at ebgames definently screams this
I know that they are “trying to streamline the game.” But gods do I dislike 4x4. Save smaller tables for skirmish games. The smaller board has this knock on effect of close combat gets easier so shoot gets weaker so shooting has to get stronger and then vehicles become tissue paper
Ooof. Mesbg is in a great place at the moment with a really vibrant scene. It's by no means the poor relation to 40k/AoS.
4:56 I had a friend on Xbox live named Khalish, we’d play halo 2 a lot together.
Yeah can't wait to see what American brand you partner with.
I've contacted the retailer I quite like so let's see where it goes :)
GRIMSBY!!!! YEAH grimdice (our FLGS -emphasis on the F-) its a heaven for games! Im there all the time I can!
Is it me or does every other horror story involve a neck beard? I’ve therefore been severely profiling neckbeards with extreme prejudice, and keeping my own beard routinely trimmed. Cheers!
And another nice Video. Quite new in the Hobby so No Storys to Share. But i Like listen too the Storys U Tell. Greetings from Germany 😄
Oh cool I am going to Bavaria in June.
@@radicalgremlin6440 nice. Have fun and enjoy yourself. Im living Close in Baden Württemberg
I can’t handle a footlong, I can only take 6 inches.
Because it’s fucking hot inland and there ant any thing out there other than mines and pubs
The games workshop in my city lets us play
based
That entire DnD table is at fault. Jesus. It was like listening to a bad tinder story.
There's nothing wrong with explicit DnD. Theyre often a hilarious time. But obviously you are ALWAYS aware of it before hand.
Shoo
@@Spearstormwargames I have more models then you. Get mad.
@@NornQueenKya Don't care + didn't ask + GOTIS + ratio + nogames
@@Spearstormwargames lol everyone can see your post history. You seem to care alot XD
But that's okay. You keep being the best you, you can. Byyyyeee
Lord of the rings best game
Hey North, love your content but had to leave your discord. there are too many anti-american rhetoric and harassment going on and i cannot tolerate being treated like that. But I will continue to listen to your videos because your content is awesome.
I’ve not noticed this in recent discussions can you show me?
@@northernexile it was a couple of interactions i dont have any screen shots i don't live my life collecting proof of everything lol. But just thought you should know. Like one instance was i was asking if there were any US gamers in the discord and was made fun of for being american
@@TheStoicArmyPainter bro grow a set of balls. Jokes aren't harmful and I guarantee you enjoy making things out of nothing.
About the second story, stopped listening at they/them. Yuck