The Paraguayan War: Every Day

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  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar  5 років тому +1362

    This was a request I’ve had for a long time and definitely needed an every day version. Enjoy!

    • @deberiatenerunnombreya5232
      @deberiatenerunnombreya5232 5 років тому +4

      EmperorTigerstar Friend the Frontier Lines that you did it are based in the EFFECTIVE CONTROL, no?
      You know that there in South America the Frontiers(Fronteras) were confuses and little habited(poco habitadas)

    • @Scenariania
      @Scenariania 5 років тому +2

      What about the music? Sounds awesome

    • @archenema6792
      @archenema6792 5 років тому +5

      Is it just a coincidence that this video is 4:20 long?
      Or is that a tribute to mad Franky Lopez? ;)

    • @Scenariania
      @Scenariania 5 років тому +1

      @Sugarz thanks. I figured it was something to do with Kevin's music!

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 5 років тому +1

      I’m 69th like

  • @wazzup1629
    @wazzup1629 5 років тому +4790

    Uruguay:*declares war on Paraguay*
    Paraguay:”wait a minute this whole operation was your idea”

    • @walterbell7193
      @walterbell7193 5 років тому +129

      Isaac 🇺🇾 = 🇮🇹
      FYI my original reply had the Paraguayan flag instead of the Uruguay flag

    • @sadmachines89
      @sadmachines89 5 років тому +332

      Solano Lopez was arrogant, he tried defeat 3 countries at once, exposed his country to a shame and eliminated over 90% of his men.

    • @ipoopedmyself3981
      @ipoopedmyself3981 5 років тому +6

      @Denis Diderot the people of paraguai did

    • @sizzis2045
      @sizzis2045 5 років тому +109

      Well, of course, Brazil installed a puppet government in Uruguay once they overtook the country.

    • @artoriasquellobello8434
      @artoriasquellobello8434 5 років тому +3

      @Denis Diderot you took everything from me

  • @pokekid1145
    @pokekid1145 5 років тому +3145

    that moment when you help your friend in a civil war but instead, you get destroyed by 3 nations including the one you tried to help

    • @pedroschneider4872
      @pedroschneider4872 5 років тому +279

      He just used this as an excuse to have acess to the Atlantic Sea. While the whole country was more like a big slum, the industrial center of Assunción was the greatest of South America, and since noone was an ally of Solano López, because D. Pedro II eliminated all the dictadorships (the Blancos) in the Plate Region, and his only reliable trade partner was the UK, he had two options:
      *Pay to have an access to the Plate River; or
      *Declare war on the Greatest power of Latin America, with the 2nd biggest Navy in the world and most populated than all the other countries of South America togheter, since noone was living in Mato Grosso at the time, and his army was superior to the Brazilian one.
      He choosed the second one, and got destroyed by Brazil (Argentina almost didn't helped because it was a mess and Uruguay just send 3000 men to the battlefield)
      P.S.: Sorry for my bad English

    • @santiagocardozo4390
      @santiagocardozo4390 5 років тому +43

      @@pedroschneider4872 Paraguay y Brasil tenian el mismo poder militar en esa epoca( Sin contar la fuerza naval obviamente)

    • @pedroschneider4872
      @pedroschneider4872 5 років тому +45

      @@santiagocardozo4390 (espero que entenda em português) na verdade o exército brasileiro era muito fraco, não importaria os números, invadir um terrtório pantanoso como o Paraguai utilizando um exército tão fraco causaria, talvez, o dobro de baixas. A Marinha Fluvial Brasileira e a Arma de Engenharia eram as únicas que se salvavam.

    • @pqo2722
      @pqo2722 5 років тому +4

      @@pedroschneider4872 hoje pode vir qualquer um que nós mete o loko

    • @pedroschneider4872
      @pedroschneider4872 5 років тому +15

      @@pqo2722 considerando o estado lástimável do exército de metade das potências mundiais, duvido que o Brasil seja invadido tão cedo... exceto se for os EUA, daí a gente tá ferrado

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 4 роки тому +1191

    A South American country is not a real South American country if it hasn't taken land from Bolivia

    • @greatdays3584
      @greatdays3584 3 роки тому +106

      The Guyanas, Colombia, Equador and Venezuela: "What do you mean by that?" *all of them up a gun*

    • @psicopataautista7132
      @psicopataautista7132 3 роки тому +149

      even Paraguay, which lost the war against Bolivia, stole territory from it in the end

    • @BlockWorks
      @BlockWorks 3 роки тому +102

      lmao
      Argentina took some of paraguay's land that Bolivia wanted
      Brazil took Acre
      Chile took Bolivia's beaches
      Peru got some part of bolivia
      Paraguay got a bit of land from bolivia

    • @zhiro_3
      @zhiro_3 3 роки тому +1

      @@psicopataautista7132 Paraguay won that war and Bolivia attack first

    • @The_Copper_Element_Itself
      @The_Copper_Element_Itself 3 роки тому +31

      @@BlockWorks brazil took parts of Bolivia 2 times
      And peru once had the entirety of it

  • @Evzone1821
    @Evzone1821 5 років тому +1902

    Triple alliance: “Are you really going to take on all three of us? _Really?”_
    Paraguay: *sí.*

    •  5 років тому +47

      Sí*, you dirty pleb

    • @Evzone1821
      @Evzone1821 5 років тому +17

      Reve Naant but it is Opposite Day :o

    • @octaviosardi3337
      @octaviosardi3337 5 років тому +81

      Héē* in guaraní

    • @abbyconcrad1025
      @abbyconcrad1025 5 років тому +7

      Dahkittydoonsta allies: *Pikachu face*

    • @Evzone1821
      @Evzone1821 5 років тому +47

      Abby Concrad Paraguay: *loses almost entire male population, and less territory than they had started out with.*
      Paraguay: “This is fine.”

  • @estrelinhakkk
    @estrelinhakkk 5 років тому +2301

    When you are Paraguay and then invade Argentina so you can invade Brazil by the South but then you get stuck in a two front war against the largests and most populated nations in South America
    Solano Lopez: oOf

    • @perfectlyfine1675
      @perfectlyfine1675 5 років тому +144

      @Cavior Samhain of course he means that time.

    • @nicolaszan1845
      @nicolaszan1845 5 років тому +185

      @Cavior Samhain Of course he means at the time, why would current demographics matter to a conflict that happened in the 19th century?

    • @Veyrxi
      @Veyrxi 5 років тому +42

      The situation is that Brazil had no good army in that time. Brazilian army started to develop only after it. In fact: in that war won only Great Britain, bcs it broke armies and economies of all of that countries (Argentina and Brazil take more then a thousands of loans) and Paraguay at some point may won that war just becouse of no-loans from Britain.

    • @lopez7947
      @lopez7947 5 років тому +45

      Population at the beginning of 1864:
      • Brazil: 8.945.000
      • Argentina: 1.550.000
      • Uruguay: 259.500
      • Paraguay: 605.000
      Argentina was the 6th most populous country in that time, today it is the 3rd.

    • @sadmachines89
      @sadmachines89 5 років тому +29

      @@Veyrxi GB wanted the triple alliance to win the war because it had good trade agreements with Brazil and Argentina, the fact is that Paraguay was arrogant, didn't have such a strong army and entered into a conflict it could never win, regardless of aid or not the British, they were 3 countries against one.

  • @jeffh9427
    @jeffh9427 5 років тому +2278

    Brazil: Hey this war is taking longer then expected. Bolivia give me some land

    • @esbendit
      @esbendit 5 років тому +202

      @Jion including paraguay.

    • @williandarosa5485
      @williandarosa5485 5 років тому +151

      it was the treaty of ayacucho, made to end the geopolitical conflicts between the 2
      But still, your comment is kinda true hahaha

    • @nejiniisan1265
      @nejiniisan1265 5 років тому +7

      lol

    • @pinkywind1302
      @pinkywind1302 5 років тому +80

      at least Brazil didn't take by war..... cof cof Peru cof cof Chile cof

    • @marcelo497
      @marcelo497 5 років тому +58

      @@pinkywind1302 Yeah, we exchanged a part of Bolivia with 2 horses and ten bucks

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +1619

    In summary: It's paraguay against everything surrounding and inside it.

    • @relit1375
      @relit1375 5 років тому +11

      very true

    • @nicolasscola809
      @nicolasscola809 5 років тому +40

      JUSTIN Y IS EVERYWHERE

    • @memebrowser_6249
      @memebrowser_6249 5 років тому +21

      Y O U R H E R E T O O

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 5 років тому +7

      @@hassaanalam8135 more like 5 years 3 months.The war officially started on 13th Dec 1864 and ended 1st mar 1870 after that the war was pretty much over it just took time before the peace treaty was signed.

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 5 років тому +5

      First time seeing you in a very long time.Hi.Congrats on 500k subs.

  • @mrgreenfr6216
    @mrgreenfr6216 5 років тому +1037

    "Mr Presidente! We are already at war with the largest country of South America! You sure you want to declare w-"
    " *Let's declare war at Argentina* "

    • @urssball6094
      @urssball6094 5 років тому +119

      He wasn’t a president, he was a dictator

    • @Pedrinho8080
      @Pedrinho8080 5 років тому +6

      But the largest country is Brasil

    • @tomastapia9744
      @tomastapia9744 5 років тому +95

      @@F6Design_ what? Betrayed? Even when the paraguay declares first the war against us?

    • @urssball6094
      @urssball6094 5 років тому +6

      Pedrinho 8080 e que disse o contrario?

    • @mrgreenfr6216
      @mrgreenfr6216 5 років тому +5

      @@Pedrinho8080 yes? Already said it

  • @waywardstoner9416
    @waywardstoner9416 5 років тому +2135

    Solano Lopez thought that he would make a new Prussia out of Paraguay.
    *Ruins the country's demographics for the centuries to come*

    • @MrAlepedroza
      @MrAlepedroza 5 років тому +251

      That's blatantly false. Solano Lopez may have been stupid and impulssive when he declared war, but he didn't have imperialism in mind. He was naive and idealistic enough to think he could/had to free Uruguay from Brazilian occupation and win, but he didn't think himself as a Napoleon or South American "Attila", as the Allied propaganda portrayed him.

    • @victorjoao7265
      @victorjoao7265 5 років тому +11

      @@MrAlepedroza Imma Brazilian this doesn't matters lolololol

    • @marco5916
      @marco5916 5 років тому +166

      @@MrAlepedroza well he kinda did when he declared on argentina when he coundn't get military acess with them, you had to be sorta insane or believe you are Napoleon reborn to believe you'd win

    • @MrAlepedroza
      @MrAlepedroza 5 років тому +50

      @@marco5916 You're missing the target there: you're talking "Napoleon" only in the sense of being a military genius able to overcome odds (which Lopez was not) , I was talking Napoleon in the sense of being an imperialist warmonger, which he was not either. He naively believed himself as a kind of second San Martin or Bolivar.

    • @MrAlepedroza
      @MrAlepedroza 5 років тому +59

      @@victorjoao7265 And I'm Uruguayan, so it does matter to me. You laughing about your country's blatant imperialism and warmongering as if it was nothing shows the kind of person you are.

  • @elocriativa
    @elocriativa 5 років тому +249

    1869: Brazilian army enters Asuncion
    Map: "No changes in the frontlined"

  • @carnum1159
    @carnum1159 5 років тому +2501

    3 hot South Americans GO HAM ON petite Paraguayan stepsis *NOT CLICKBAIT*

  • @Lcgmatheus
    @Lcgmatheus 5 років тому +894

    > Paraguay at war
    > Bolivia start losing territory
    Bolivia: who the hell wrote this script?

    • @ggwp638BC
      @ggwp638BC 5 років тому +179

      Brazil: so anyway I started capturing land

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 років тому +137

      Bolivia : So anyway I continued losing

    • @xtreme1002003
      @xtreme1002003 4 роки тому +47

      Bolivia got gangbanged by every one of its neighbors.

    • @HenryMcCraken4
      @HenryMcCraken4 4 роки тому +15

      @@xtreme1002003 hot

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 4 роки тому +59

      South American land locked countries: *exist*
      South American coastal countries: "it's free real province"

  • @freiervogel3440
    @freiervogel3440 3 роки тому +695

    Some FACTS about this war:
    1. Most deaths were caused by disease (cholera, yellow fever etc.) and famine, you see, soldiers do not work the fields.
    2. Practically the entirety of the Paraguayan navy was defeated in the Battle of Riachuelo by a detachment of the Brazilian navy and thus Paraguay lost all its access to the external world in 1865 at the beginning of war.
    3. Paraguay used outdated guns and cannons. While the Brazilians were using rifled Minié repeating guns and breech loading rifles to a lesser extent.
    4. Brazil could build ironclads and monitors, several were built in Rio de Janeiro and sent to the war theater. The paraguayans managed to sink one using a contact mine but for the most part their artillery was very ineffective against the monitors armour.
    5. After the battle of Tuyutí a peace offer was made to Paraguay, under the condition that Paraguayan president resigned his office, but he refused.
    6. Paraguayans had contracted British and French engineers to assist them in building a complex system of strongholds and defenses, which halted the Allied advance but were eventually captured (Humaitá etc.) that's why the Frontlines don't change that much throughout the conflict.
    7. The war did not end with the capture of the Paraguayan capital Asunción, although the commander in chief of the allied forces, the Duke of Caxias, already weary of the war, deemed it finished with the fall of Asunción and asked to be replaced. The war continued until the Battle of Cerro Corá in 1870 when the Paraguayan president was killed in battle by a Brazilian corporal who's nickname was "Frank the Devil".
    8. A provisional government was installed in Paraguay by Brazil and the country was military occupied for 6 years until 1876.
    9. Many Paraguayan officers had done their military studies in Brazil before the war.

    • @fusososososo3507
      @fusososososo3507 3 роки тому +32

      Cabo Chico Diabo. No diabo, Chico deu cabo.

    • @leikarde._.yeray25
      @leikarde._.yeray25 2 роки тому +21

      10.-The oficial name of this war in spanish is "La guerra de la triple alianza", traslate to english "The war of the triple aliance"

    • @K3rr-wth
      @K3rr-wth 2 роки тому +18

      11. The United States of America intervenes and said that Paraguay should exist and not being Poland-ed

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 2 роки тому

      cheers

    • @Neotiempista
      @Neotiempista 2 роки тому +3

      Brazilian propagand be like:

  • @Leon05X
    @Leon05X 5 років тому +728

    Paraguayan tries to invade argentina to invade brazil (Prank Gone Wrong)

    • @darkmoon1289
      @darkmoon1289 5 років тому +55

      (Gone sexual)

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 5 років тому +39

      *(NOT CLICLBAIT!!!) (POLICE CALLED!!!!)*

    • @mordapl1641
      @mordapl1641 5 років тому +35

      *ALMOST DIED* 😱😱😱

    • @takem82.02
      @takem82.02 5 років тому +21

      *(MUM GOT ANGRY)* *insert emojis and a sexual thumbnail *

    • @BlockWorks
      @BlockWorks 4 роки тому +7

      **brazil kills 60% of their population**

  • @jaccuse4086
    @jaccuse4086 5 років тому +502

    So then my mate declared war on half the continent. Absolute mad lad

    • @erickbadrutt6292
      @erickbadrutt6292 5 років тому +81

      And also stupid he literally could just gave up intead of kill 69% of his population

    • @galv4o315
      @galv4o315 5 років тому +10

      Na época, o Brasil não possuía exército e apenas os soldados estavam encarregados das províncias, graças a que demorou muito tempo para responder ao ataque do Paraguai que possuía um exército treinado e não um grupo de soldados de várias províncias juntas. colocar para lutar.

    • @pcj7121
      @pcj7121 5 років тому +20

      @the sacred potato he said the brazilian army wasn't good, and the paraguayan army was well trained.
      But the war has taken a long time, then the braziliam army have improved in time, and off course with the argentina's help

    • @Davi-pq3ej
      @Davi-pq3ej 5 років тому +8

      @@pcj7121 But the naval army it was far superior than others nations

    • @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901
      @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 5 років тому +6

      @the sacred potato Not everyone speak that lengage, that's understandable. Why should everyone speak English after all? There are tons of other langages around the world.

  • @GustavoGplay
    @GustavoGplay 5 років тому +1527

    Let us not forget: Lopez was offered the opportunity to surrender, but instead starved thousands of Paraguayans in a useless effort to prolong the war

    • @caduhidalgo4996
      @caduhidalgo4996 5 років тому +223

      That kinda shows the type of human being he was. It's sad for the paraguayans, that had lived with some consequences for many decades if not to this day.

    • @andresltaifmuller1779
      @andresltaifmuller1779 5 років тому +181

      He also ordered a massacre of village because they tried to surrender

    • @Ivanisasi
      @Ivanisasi 5 років тому +234

      Yet schools still teach us that he is our country´s greatest hero when the whole world knows what kind of "leader" he actually was, if you dare question his figure most fanatical nationalist boomers will call you "legionario" a slur for traitors who helped the brazilian empire

    • @GustavoGplay
      @GustavoGplay 5 років тому +18

      @an nice why did the Germans keep following Hitler? Charismatic leaders tend to have blind worshippers who'll go to hell with them if asked to.

    • @octaviosardi3337
      @octaviosardi3337 5 років тому +10

      @an nice Legionaire as in the paraguaya foreign legions in brazil and argentina that fought against their own fatherland

  • @vg4461
    @vg4461 5 років тому +166

    Paraguay: gets into full confrontation with Brazil
    Also Paraguay: let's also declare war to Argentina because this can't go wrong

    • @sirbjergsen308
      @sirbjergsen308 5 років тому +12

      Argentina: oh, you're approaching me?

    • @santiagocardozo4390
      @santiagocardozo4390 5 років тому +1

      Podrian haber ganado, ambos países eran debiles, los generales se confiaron demasiado y empezaron a separar las divisiones cosa que los llevo a la derrota

    • @user-kg2lp8jz2r
      @user-kg2lp8jz2r 2 роки тому +1

      @@santiagocardozo4390 most sane northern argentinian

    • @flawyerlawyertv7454
      @flawyerlawyertv7454 2 роки тому

      Lol 🤣

    • @CapitanaSevenSeas
      @CapitanaSevenSeas 2 місяці тому +1

      @@santiagocardozo4390 Dejame adivinar, escuela publica?

  • @alexanderlehigh
    @alexanderlehigh 5 років тому +518

    When your president randomly declares war on 2 powerful neighbors

    • @galv4o315
      @galv4o315 5 років тому +32

      At that time, Brazil did not even have an army. it was just a bunch of soldiers taking care of the provinces that were gathered and sent to their deaths. Paraguay had a trained army but could not beat 3 gigantic nations with much greater economic power.

    • @joao.fenix1473
      @joao.fenix1473 5 років тому +74

      @@galv4o315 You need to remember that after Marshal-Duke of Caxias went to Prussia and the U.S he came back with the finest equipment of the time and trained the army and made it a Professional one

    • @RicardoGomesRodrigues
      @RicardoGomesRodrigues 5 років тому

      The Empire of Brazil under Attack - The End of the Age of Innocence ua-cam.com/video/jeMsB8V6czQ/v-deo.html

    • @flyingfetus4364
      @flyingfetus4364 5 років тому +1

      Guess I'll be conscripted*

    • @nicodella
      @nicodella 5 років тому +2

      @@galv4o315 paraguay tenia un muy buen poder economico, estaba surguiendo como potencia latinoamericana e industrial

  • @Nabium
    @Nabium 5 років тому +871

    Paraguay declaring war on both Argentina and Brazil is about as crazy and unlikely as Germany declaring war on both the British and French empires and the Soviet Union, that would never hap..... oh wait, nevermind.

    • @LautaroTessi
      @LautaroTessi 5 років тому +137

      Paraguay's move was even crazier. Germany nazis were perhaps the most prepared army at that time (along with the US), the Soviet Union soldier casualty loss was two or three times the German's one. The extreme winter and some bad decisions lead to German loss on Easter front. Some analysis show that even if Germany won on that side, they would eventually lost the war anyway, but they were preparing this war for years, they were the most technolgically advanced nation in the world and they were extremely organized.
      On the other side, UK PM Chamberlain was about to surrender to Germany. They were perhaps lucky to have a mastermind as Churchill who made the British miraculously resist German attacks almost alone for a long period.
      I think attacking the Soviets as they did was a mistake, but not a crazy move. The fatal mistake was declaring the war on US (IDK what would happen if they didn't), when they needed more men on the Eastern side...

    • @ferre-jv3rp
      @ferre-jv3rp 5 років тому +28

      Nabium they dont declare war on Argentina. The war started with only Brazil and Uruguay, because Paraguay was a super power in South America in those times and wanted to extend its territory. Paraguay wanted to invade Uruguay so they can invade Brazil from the south (in those moments Paraguay was winning the war), so they ask Argentina if they can send their troops through their territory, (because Uruguay was doing that also) and they say no. But the paraguayan troops did it anyway, so Argentina declared the war against Paraguay, and with 2 super powers of south america against them, they lost the war and million of habitants. It was a total masacre.

    • @Dimensional1575
      @Dimensional1575 5 років тому +3

      don't doubt that solano lopez was a kind of hitler of the time

    • @migueltavernise5620
      @migueltavernise5620 5 років тому +15

      Solano López it was a son of the bicht And Argentina y Brasil les dieron una lección.

    • @victorrodrigues8600
      @victorrodrigues8600 5 років тому +48

      @@ferre-jv3rp Paraguay wasn't a superpower, the majority worked at the countryside and the country was swampy

  • @blustgt8814
    @blustgt8814 5 років тому +541

    Soldier: Ok, we have already declared war on the largest, most populated country in South America, how do we proceed?
    Solano Lopez: Declare war on Argentina of course!

    • @goddam3504
      @goddam3504 3 роки тому +2

      like 100

    • @realdragao6367
      @realdragao6367 2 роки тому +6

      Its funny how brazil despite being big had to force people to join their army "For patriotism"

    • @oofija
      @oofija 2 роки тому +22

      @@realdragao6367 and also because paraguay had the largest land army in south america

    • @Noname-nz6vx
      @Noname-nz6vx 2 роки тому +23

      @@realdragao6367 source: voices in your head.

    • @user-kg2lp8jz2r
      @user-kg2lp8jz2r 2 роки тому +2

      Military genius 100%

  • @abdallatifalafandi2522
    @abdallatifalafandi2522 5 років тому +785

    Paraguay’s border looks like Romania before WWI

    • @batsaretrash4290
      @batsaretrash4290 5 років тому +6

      You are a bat and bats hate Tigerstar, what are you doing here?

    • @abdallatifalafandi2522
      @abdallatifalafandi2522 5 років тому +3

      Gaynited Staten kid I hate Emperor Serbstar

    • @akhashdhillon2159
      @akhashdhillon2159 5 років тому +3

      @@batsaretrash4290 wdym?

    • @batsaretrash4290
      @batsaretrash4290 5 років тому +2

      @@abdallatifalafandi2522 And an admin on Neutronex Discord.
      Also:
      Bats: Tigerstar is inaccurate
      Also bats: I'm going to leave a normal comment on a Tigerstar video not saying gay or anything
      Me: *this is beyond science*

    • @batsaretrash4290
      @batsaretrash4290 5 років тому +1

      @@akhashdhillon2159 Welcome to the Mapping War. So basically, there are bats (possibly supported by Neutronex) who wants to take down mapping. Tigerstar is a videomapper but they think it is inaccurate, which, I guess is because Neutronex is a wannabe videomapper.

  • @rafaeldcarmo
    @rafaeldcarmo 5 років тому +541

    I admire the courage of the Paraguayans because common sense they haven't

    • @divaguero
      @divaguero 5 років тому +14

      Los aliados provocaban a Paraguay mucho tiempo antes de la guerra

    • @Pedrinho8080
      @Pedrinho8080 5 років тому +93

      @@divaguero mentira

    • @julioalfonso3253
      @julioalfonso3253 5 років тому +1

      @@Pedrinho8080 that's racist

    • @Pedrinho8080
      @Pedrinho8080 4 роки тому +59

      @@julioalfonso3253????

    • @Rivan98
      @Rivan98 4 роки тому +64

      Lopez was crazy. The people just wanted to protect their lands and families like in all the wars in history

  • @leelambert1559
    @leelambert1559 5 років тому +293

    Paraguay: I can do this!
    -loses 90% of population like a boss-

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 5 років тому +56

      90% male population

    • @joao.fenix1473
      @joao.fenix1473 5 років тому +18

      69%

    • @RicardoGomesRodrigues
      @RicardoGomesRodrigues 5 років тому +2

      The Empire of Brazil under Attack - The End of the Age of Innocence ua-cam.com/video/jeMsB8V6czQ/v-deo.html

  • @Debre.
    @Debre. 5 років тому +232

    Bolivia be lookin like a running two-legged turtle that got an anvil dropped on its head.

  • @djyppo
    @djyppo 5 років тому +638

    To the people saying "poor Paraguayans, these Brazilians are monsters!" and etc, the triple alliance tried to negociate peace with paraguay countless times, but Solano Lopes would rather send kids with fake mustaches and wooden logs as weapons. There's a really good documentary called "a guerra do paraguai - a nossa grande guerra"-"The Paraguayan war - our great war" which has historians from both countries talking about the war

    • @piporo7995
      @piporo7995 5 років тому +54

      Cierto, aún que eso no justifica las atrocidades de los brasileños a la sociedad civil paraguaya

    • @djyppo
      @djyppo 5 років тому +100

      Indeed, I don't know much about the civilian casualties of the Paraguayan war but I do know that many men were conscripted and forced to the front lines with sticks shaped as guns. But even if they were forced into it they were still enemy soldiers for the Brazilians

    • @joaquinaugusto625
      @joaquinaugusto625 5 років тому +141

      @@piporo7995 En la guerra ambos bandos cometieron atrocidades, te pensas que los paraguayos fueron unos santos con la poblacion que ocuparon? no se justifica pero decir que fue algo solo de los brasileros es mirar para un costado

    • @PedroDoudemont
      @PedroDoudemont 5 років тому +77

      @@piporo7995 guerra es guerra, no un partido de fútbol

    • @usuarioaleatorio1438
      @usuarioaleatorio1438 5 років тому +70

      @@piporo7995 Tu acha que as atrocidades que os paraguaios fizeram em território Brasileiro eram história de mentirinha? Deixa de vitimismo

  • @apfelstrudelleckerya5406
    @apfelstrudelleckerya5406 5 років тому +287

    Solano López : irei guerrear contra a Argentina e contra o império do Brasil juntos , oque pode dar errado
    D Pedro II : hold my barba .

    • @Samuel_Italo
      @Samuel_Italo 5 років тому +3

      Ssksks +respect

    • @slippery_slobber
      @slippery_slobber 5 років тому +5

      Humm isn’t it hold my beer? (Cerveja?)

    • @brokennleg
      @brokennleg 5 років тому +2

      @@slippery_slobber ok boomer

    • @N0T4K0P
      @N0T4K0P 5 років тому +25

      @@slippery_slobber D. Pedro II had a magnificent beard (barba).
      That's the joke.

    • @galc9293
      @galc9293 5 років тому

      Vc é cego? A imagem é clara, a Argentina fez tudo sozinha, o huezil só se moveu anos após e de forma extremamente lenta! Mais um 7 a 1! Mais uma vergonha que os conservas passaram e tentam glorificar!

  • @fabianoalexandre1720
    @fabianoalexandre1720 5 років тому +157

    It is ridiculous how they try to blame Brazil for the death toll, since everyone with the minimal knowledge about wars, knows that even at WWI more people died of diseases than in actual combat.
    By the way, my respects to everyone who died in the biggest and the senseless war in South America, we have problems enough in Latin America, and we should not be fighting each other over a conflict fought so long ago.

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 5 років тому +95

    I had to stop around the point where Paraguay decided it was smart to start a fight with Argentina as well and ask - Paraguay! What is you doin', BB?

    • @eduardopupucon
      @eduardopupucon 5 років тому +2

      they wanted to invade brazil by the south

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 5 років тому +17

      @@eduardopupucon doesn't make it a /less/ crazy idea. XD

    • @owenmonjesmugas3637
      @owenmonjesmugas3637 5 років тому +15

      I'm argentinean, so, they asked military acess, we rejected, they decided to pass without permission (and still didn't attack the soldiers), the state decide to declare a War against Paraguay and well yes, that happened.

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 5 років тому +2

      @@owenmonjesmugas3637 ah, that would do it. Thanks for the info!

    • @PedroDoudemont
      @PedroDoudemont 5 років тому

      @@eduardopupucon no, Uruguay*

  • @Ducklessbear
    @Ducklessbear 5 років тому +77

    Paraguay: - Tries to help Uruguay -
    Uruguay: * *-* *
    Also Paraguay: - Declares war on the 2 most powerfull contries in South America -
    Uruguay: Imma head out to the other side.

    • @santiagocardozo4390
      @santiagocardozo4390 5 років тому +1

      Paraguay was most powerful than Brazil and Argentina

    • @gablunatico
      @gablunatico 4 роки тому +11

      @@ConanOG Paraguay era fodido carakk

    • @petersylvester23
      @petersylvester23 4 роки тому +5

      @@gablunatico Pior que não amigo, enquanto no início da guerra o exército brasileiro tinha cerca 18 mil homens, o exército paraguaio tinha mais de 60 mil.
      Mesmo a marinha brasileira sendo ótima, o Paraguai tinha reais chances de ter vencido.

    • @gablunatico
      @gablunatico 4 роки тому +7

      @@petersylvester23 chances reais? Amigo, dedicar toda a sua economia em um exército não é uma Vitória.
      Mesma coisa da Alemanha nazista com a União soviética, pode entrar no território brasileiro... mas não vai adiantar nada.

    • @ithallosiqueiradocarmo9728
      @ithallosiqueiradocarmo9728 2 роки тому +4

      @@petersylvester23 um país sem acesso ao mar,basicamente feito de terras incultivaveis,uma população de homens muito maior do que murelhes(antes da guerra) era mais poderoso que a Argemtina e Brasil juntos?
      E mesmo que se eles juntassem um exército de 60 mil homens,como iriam manter a munição,comida e suprimentos diversos sem acesso ao mar e comércio estrangeito?estrangeiro? Não ser q vc fale q o Paraguai era INDUSTRIALIZADO EM 1860,aí já é outra historia,uma história de idiotas.

  • @pandabear4565
    @pandabear4565 5 років тому +83

    War on two fronts

  • @theanonymousmrgrape5911
    @theanonymousmrgrape5911 5 років тому +149

    This is exactly how it feels to play hoi4 in South America

    • @gabrielmontenegro9476
      @gabrielmontenegro9476 5 років тому +16

      It's a race to grab as much land as you can before the U.S.A. completes the Pax Americana focus.

    • @maximilianodelrio
      @maximilianodelrio 5 років тому +3

      Gabriel Montenegro not anymore

    • @egorych25
      @egorych25 9 місяців тому

      Especially now)

  • @thechadtc7421
    @thechadtc7421 5 років тому +385

    Brazillian emperor Dom Pedro II wanted to go to the front to personally lead his troops, but the congress wouldn't let him, so he threatened to abdicate and go there as a fatherland volunteer.

    • @niltomperimneto
      @niltomperimneto 5 років тому +3

      What is your sources to backup such information?

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 5 років тому +113

      Our greatest leader

    • @niltomperimneto
      @niltomperimneto 5 років тому +3

      History book is a very generic question, I mean sources e.g. historiography or primary sources

    • @niltomperimneto
      @niltomperimneto 5 років тому +6

      There's a lot of outdated and a lot of pretty bad history books

    • @niltomperimneto
      @niltomperimneto 5 років тому +7

      @Victor Damão felizmente eu leio português, vou dar uma lida quando estiver de férias, valeu!

  • @tupho8178
    @tupho8178 5 років тому +43

    thanks for this video bro, greetings from Brazil!

  • @Crowborn
    @Crowborn 5 років тому +55

    This war really deserves more international attention

  • @ciclon5682
    @ciclon5682 5 років тому +55

    Paraguay: declares war to argentina
    Argentina'brazil and uruguay: *so you have chosen.. death*

    • @eusooestelutocareqa7551
      @eusooestelutocareqa7551 4 роки тому

      de hecho, Paraguay también declaró la guerra a Brasil

    • @brunominecraftguara4827
      @brunominecraftguara4827 3 роки тому

      @@eusooestelutocareqa7551 true Paraguay declared war on Brazil first, then Argentina, because Argentina didn’t let him use the Plato Bay full of Rivers to the sea and also because Argentina refused to enter the war on Solano’s side.

  • @tennesseanproductions
    @tennesseanproductions 5 років тому +226

    the 10% of the male population that is left: oh yes

  • @gokercakr693
    @gokercakr693 5 років тому +35

    Brazil: *Intervenes in Uruguayan civil war*
    Paraguay: So anyway, I started blasting

  • @jevinliu4658
    @jevinliu4658 5 років тому +237

    Brazil: I need land
    Bolivia: Sure
    Brazil: It's offensive against Paraguay time!!!
    Bolivia: Bro.

    • @guntugakgun1924
      @guntugakgun1924 5 років тому

      Yey

    • @ggwp638BC
      @ggwp638BC 5 років тому +45

      Bolivia: lost some of their land and kept 90% of their male population.
      The art of the deal.

    • @The_Copper_Element_Itself
      @The_Copper_Element_Itself 4 роки тому +6

      Bolivia and Brazil had this dispute for decades! And Brazil took it to have more land and recourses against Paraguay, and Bolivia had acess to some brazilian Rivers!
      Ooh Empire, I miss you, the country that was enought strong to take someone's land during the deadlist war of the continent

  • @SuperGamerx123
    @SuperGamerx123 5 років тому +150

    Paraguay: Show me what you got!
    Triple Alliance: I'm gonna end this country's whole population!

    • @Wm7forthewin
      @Wm7forthewin 5 років тому +3

      lol

    • @DarckMaster998
      @DarckMaster998 5 років тому +2

      It was the brazilians, Argentina dont took part on it.

    • @henriquesantarem5565
      @henriquesantarem5565 4 роки тому +2

      @@DarckMaster998 we did it because they wouldnt surrender, yall from argentina deserted the war in mid 1866, leaving Brasil almost alone to face Paraguay, so we fought them all over the place, we wanted revenge for what they did in Mato Grosso. We wanted to capture their president and force an unconditional surrender.

    • @gustavosanchez4538
      @gustavosanchez4538 3 роки тому +2

      @@henriquesantarem5565 And you couldn't get our President to surrender, he died fighting and the Matto Grosso thing is an exaggeration of imperialist propaganda. Do you still believe in that?
      The fact is that you started the conflict by invading Uruguay

    • @WhiteWhistleBondrewd
      @WhiteWhistleBondrewd 3 роки тому +2

      @@gustavosanchez4538 Stop your bullshit.

  • @maddyschad6649
    @maddyschad6649 5 років тому +257

    The 4:20 long video about Paraguay losing 69% of its population.

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 5 років тому +185

    and then then The Chaco War happen and Paraguay got a nice piece from Bolivia

    • @the_chosen_one5642
      @the_chosen_one5642 5 років тому +157

      Like everyone else in south America

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 5 років тому +7

      @@the_chosen_one5642 lol more likes that the original

    • @cmbeadle2228
      @cmbeadle2228 5 років тому +76

      The Chaco war was the equivalent of two hobos fighting over a mouldy sandwich

    • @Preussen1914
      @Preussen1914 5 років тому +12

      @Gerard Murillo as if that country ever had "nice parts"

    • @RicardoGomesRodrigues
      @RicardoGomesRodrigues 5 років тому

      The Empire of Brazil under Attack - The End of the Age of Innocence ua-cam.com/video/jeMsB8V6czQ/v-deo.html

  • @Bullwine
    @Bullwine 5 років тому +85

    Rutherford B. Hayes.
    One of the most forgotten US Presidents is a national hero in Paraguay thanks to negotiations he made on Paraguay's behalf that awarded them some land in a border dispute resulting from the war.

    • @baandroidarg2006
      @baandroidarg2006 5 років тому

      Dont thread on me

    • @danielbishop1863
      @danielbishop1863 3 роки тому +21

      Yep. Paraguay even named one of their provinces "Departamento Presidente Hayes" as a "thanks for not letting Argentina and Brazil take *all* of our land" gesture.

  • @Arauto_Kagnos
    @Arauto_Kagnos 5 років тому +103

    I'm Brazilian and damn I wish we had a video with this level of map-quality to watch during History class. Great stuff, dude!

  • @nikolay4101-s7r
    @nikolay4101-s7r 5 років тому +322

    I want to see a "South America - every year" video now.

    • @jonasferraz
      @jonasferraz 5 років тому +12

      ua-cam.com/video/UULp33MNNNE/v-deo.html

    • @Dragoon77
      @Dragoon77 5 років тому +8

      @@jonasferraz one of the best musicalized ones :D

    • @kaman_kaman
      @kaman_kaman 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/-2Y2SmrsURA/v-deo.html I recommend this one, very detailed.

    • @pangeaplay8938
      @pangeaplay8938 5 років тому

      Pretty Interesting...

    • @pangeaplay8938
      @pangeaplay8938 5 років тому

      Sounds interesting

  • @fntatn
    @fntatn 3 роки тому +17

    Paraguay is like that one guy who goes into the squad matchmaking alone and expects to win.

  • @0megazeero
    @0megazeero 5 років тому +44

    Paraguay: I-
    Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay: *no*

    • @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830
      @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830 4 роки тому +1

      More like
      Paraguay: Starts fight with BR
      BR: REINFORCEMENTS!!
      BR, Argentina, Uruguay: Here!!
      BR, Argentina, Uruguay: Beat the hell out of Paraguay only leaving an inch of life left.

  • @blues24k
    @blues24k 5 років тому +34

    Paraguay: I'm gonna do a *noob* gamer move.

  • @effix9097
    @effix9097 Рік тому +16

    It’ll never not be crazy to me how Paraguay of all nations went to war with Argentina and Brazil and didn’t lose immediately.

    • @Fella12366
      @Fella12366 Рік тому +3

      They actually could’ve beaten Brazil if they didn’t attack Argentina

    • @ViniciusSantos-hs4mv
      @ViniciusSantos-hs4mv 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Fella12366never, Brazil had the fourth best navy in the world at that time, they could also facially wipe out the Paraguayan army in the first years of the war, especially with the entry of the Duque de Caxias in command of the Brazilian army, in addition, Paraguay would have difficulty when advancing into the province of Mato Grosso through the humid and swampy terrain, it is worth highlighting that the majority of the Brazilian army was on the coast of the country and they could easily contain a Paraguayan advance.

    • @EmpireofCarthage
      @EmpireofCarthage 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Fella12366no

    • @LambareNg
      @LambareNg 26 днів тому

      That's probably because you spend more time playing aoe than reading actual history.

  • @atta_po793
    @atta_po793 5 років тому +208

    Sabe oque o brasil falou quando o Paraguai declarou guerra?
    Para Guai.

  • @brunopastorini6112
    @brunopastorini6112 5 років тому +18

    The end of the Paraguayan War was the start to the conspirancy by some generals of the imperial army against the government in order to abolish the monarchy and declare the republic. In November 15 the republic was declared, and this video was uploaded this exactly same day. Coincidence?

  • @basil9973
    @basil9973 5 років тому +48

    When you accidentally let Bolivia have coast Chile: not today, bud.

  • @likeadraw7722
    @likeadraw7722 5 років тому +156

    "Paraguay declares war on Brazil"
    *Paraguay advances into Brazil*
    Me: I'm sorry sir but this is not made out of sense

    • @andres2080
      @andres2080 5 років тому +34

      Paraguay had one of the strongest army in south america, it could have been interesting an actual paraguay vs brazil in that time

    • @likeadraw7722
      @likeadraw7722 5 років тому +6

      @@andres2080 Yep, I know about that, and I agree with you
      And, it's amazing how even after declaring war on Argentina, they just keep going.
      I think they had the best army in SA.

    • @victorrachid6558
      @victorrachid6558 5 років тому +41

      Brazil didn't even have an army at the Guay frontier, we weren't expecting a war against Paraguay.
      Also, the land Paraguay took didn't have an military police as well, so the Guays killed civilians, members of the military high command in Paraguay took their women to the front so they could steal from the houses in Brazil, it was horrible, not saying that Brazil didn't commit war crimes, though.

    • @UwU-xk5cx
      @UwU-xk5cx 5 років тому +2

      They could maybe been able to hold that line, but then declaring war to argentina (arguably the second greatest power in south america) just because they didnt let you move troops through them?

    • @andrefreitas2431
      @andrefreitas2431 5 років тому +8

      @@UwU-xk5cx cara, o Brazil era imensamente mais desenvolvido, a longo prazo é impraticável uma guerra contra um país mais rico que o seu

  • @VictorSilva-qf2tu
    @VictorSilva-qf2tu 4 роки тому +29

    Argentina wanted to completely dissolve Paraguay's territory between them and Brazil but brazil opposed. Brazil signed a peace treaty with paraguay in 1872. Argentina signed in 1876 and recognized Paraguay's independence also that year.

    • @pabloheredia291
      @pabloheredia291 Рік тому +2

      Se opusieron los ee.uu tanto como Brasil y Argentina no se pusieron desacuerdo.
      Sin decirte que Brasil ocupó todo el Paraguay por unos años

    • @LambareNg
      @LambareNg 26 днів тому

      Even if they wanted, they couldn't. No one was to recognize such an annexion. The entire world condemned the alliance by the end of the war. Today López has monuments in his honour all around the world.

    • @VictorSilva-qf2tu
      @VictorSilva-qf2tu 26 днів тому

      @LambareNg where ?

    • @VictorSilva-qf2tu
      @VictorSilva-qf2tu 26 днів тому

      @@LambareNg the entire world who ? By what means and with what documentation ? You are simply stating wishes from a victimized mentality with no evidence

    • @LambareNg
      @LambareNg 26 днів тому

      @VictorSilva-qf2tu López has monuments in countries like Argentina, Uruguay, Venezuela, Spain, Egypt, Lebanon, Australia, Italy.
      As for the sympathy towards Paraguay, just read how the European press of the time reported the war. The alliance army was compared with those of barbarian nations such as the 'Apaches' due to their crimes, for instance. The independence of Paraguay was recognized by Brazil and Argentina themselves since 1844 and 1852, respectively, let alone by all the main powers like the USA, France, Prussia and Britain.

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 5 років тому +138

    Historical bruh moment.

  • @cybraimagem
    @cybraimagem 5 років тому +9

    0:48 Paraguay: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @nolohay9023
    @nolohay9023 Місяць тому

    ¡Gracias!

  • @urip_zukoharjo
    @urip_zukoharjo 3 роки тому +4

    idk why but the choice of music is so eerie, very fitting to the horror of that the paraguayan war

    • @rhn122
      @rhn122 3 роки тому +1

      what music is it anyway?

  • @REX-ef1fi
    @REX-ef1fi 5 років тому +13

    80% People Killed
    The 20% People Alive:
    *Joker Dancing*

  • @godemperadorlgabrielaquino
    @godemperadorlgabrielaquino 5 років тому +182

    Una triste y lamentable guerra provocada por un loco que se creía Napoleón

    • @pcj7121
      @pcj7121 5 років тому +42

      Você falou tudo meu amigo, o louco vai e entra em guerra com quase todos os vizinhos dele ao mesmo tempo, e esse vídeo ainda deu a entender que tríplice aliança estava errada, sendo que a mesma sempre pedia a rendição do Paraguay

    • @godemperadorlgabrielaquino
      @godemperadorlgabrielaquino 5 років тому +37

      @@pcj7121 No pedía solo la rendición de Paraguay , sino que se pedía que Lopez Renunciará y así cesar la guerra , cosa que no sucedió porque era un tirano dictador

    • @flyingfetus4364
      @flyingfetus4364 5 років тому +7

      En realidad no se creía Napoleón. Era idealista nomás y se sintió estafado cuando Brasil intervino en Uruguay para su conveniencia, pero no tenía ideales imperialistas o de conquista.

    • @ab9840
      @ab9840 5 років тому +5

      Y nadie menciona que hizo las fuerzas navales y militares del imperio Brasil a la ciudad Uruguaya de Paysandú.

    • @godemperadorlgabrielaquino
      @godemperadorlgabrielaquino 5 років тому +13

      @@flyingfetus4364 por eso asesinaba a cualquiera que le llevará la contraria ? Por eso se negaba a escuchar los consejos de sus generales y capitanes ? Por eso llevo a morir a mujeres , niños y ancianos cuando las tropas de la alianza habían ocupado todo el país ?

  • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
    @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 років тому +140

    So, Paraguay declared war on Brazil in order to protect Uruguay's Sovereignty, but then Uruguay declared war on Paraguay...
    Biggest Anime Betrayal

    • @fusososososo3507
      @fusososososo3507 3 роки тому +19

      It wasn't exactly to protects Uruguay's Sovereignty, it was more to guarantee their own interests. As you can see, Paraguay didn't have access to the ocean, and it was bad for their economy, the only access they had to the Atlantic was by a river called Parana, but Parana wasn't in Paraguayans hands, it was controlled by Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay, most of it was controlled by Uruguay, including the mouth of the river. So Paraguay only had access to the river because the party in control of the Uruguay was Paraguay's ally, but then another party emerged and a civil war started, also because of their own interests, Brazil supported the party that emerged and that was against Paraguay. Then the civil war ended and the party that was against Paraguay won, so they lost access to the river because Brazil and the new Uruguay denied it, that's when the war begun, it was all about Paraguay having access to that damn river. I might be wrong here on a lot of things, but it was just to clarify that Paraguay wasn't a good guy defending Uruguay.

    • @flawyerlawyertv7454
      @flawyerlawyertv7454 2 роки тому +3

      @@fusososososo3507 Thanks for pointing it out.

    • @juliocesarfeitosa8438
      @juliocesarfeitosa8438 8 місяців тому

      ​​@@fusososososo3507errou apenas o final, o Brasil e Uruguai não cortaram as rotas do Paraguai, mas o Paraguai considerou o Brasil um ocupante do Uruguai e aprisionou um chefe de província na fronteira e depois invadiu o Brasil.
      É interessante ressaltar que anos antes o Paraguai fez incursões exploratórias secretas no Brasil, e Solano Lopez já havia especulado sobre " O Grande Paraguai", que incluiria o Sul do Brasil e talvez o Uruguai, dando acesso ao mar que o país tanto almejava.

  • @Gustavovisk21
    @Gustavovisk21 5 років тому +9

    Paraguayan male: *exists*
    Brazilian Empire: so anyways I started blastin'

    • @ciclon5682
      @ciclon5682 5 років тому +1

      actually:
      All soldiers from the 3 countries: so anyways i started blastin'

  • @pablo2448
    @pablo2448 3 роки тому +10

    Dark fact about the war:
    Children's Day is celebrated on October 14th in Paraguay. This is due to the fact that during the Paraguayan War, on that same day, the battle of Acosta Nu took place, in which the Brazilian army defeated and killed a battalion that was composed of Paraguayan children
    Some historians claim that it was the fault of the Paraguayan dictator for cowardly sending children to war rather than surrender. This battle still generates debates today.

  • @fabricioisla3285
    @fabricioisla3285 5 років тому +59

    Yo nose que pensaba el presidente paraguayo en ese entonces al invadir Argentina, desde ahí comenzó a perder la guerra. Yo vivo muy cerca de donde fueron las batallas, y se puede decir que hasta el día de hoy el pueblo paraguayo siente esa derrota, y hablan mal sobre nosotros los argentinos sabiendo que ellos invadieron la provincia de corrientes ya que argentina no le dejó el paso para que paraguay mande tropas a uruguay.

    • @Melnek1
      @Melnek1 5 років тому +11

      Invadió Argentina porque la idea era llegar a Uruguay y garantizar el libre acceso al mar para Paraguay, la invasión de la región de Mato Grosso de Brasil no era una prioridad y solo se podía acceder a la región a través del Río de la Plata. La idea era que Argentina permitiera que Paraguay luchara contra Brasil en su territorio, confiando en la rivalidad entre Brasil y Argentina y porque los territorios de Corrientes y Entre Ríos estaban muy poco desarrollados y poblados en ese momento.

    • @matiasbrunaga3269
      @matiasbrunaga3269 5 років тому +16

      Yo soy Paraguayo y coincido. ¿Que mierda tenia Lopez en la cabeza cuando le declaro la guerra a la Argentina siendo que ya estaba en guerra con Brasil?

    • @matiasbarraquero9347
      @matiasbarraquero9347 5 років тому +6

      Convengamos que el forro de Mitre declara la guerra por orden británica, para que nadie se desarrolle acá. Aún si Paraguay se quedaba en el molde iba a ser eventualmente destruido como cada país que intentó progresar.

    • @AcidTripOk
      @AcidTripOk 5 років тому +31

      @@matiasbarraquero9347 y que preferias? Que argentina le hubiera dejado libre paso a Paraguay para que Brasil se pusiera en su contra? Eso sin tener en cuenta además de que si les iba mal a los paraguayos y eran repelidos por Brasil se iban a tener que batir en retirada atravesando Corrientes con tropas brasileñas pisándoles los talones, o sea paraguayos y brasileños peleando en territorio argentino. Cualquiera en sus cabales hubiera hecho lo mismo que Mitre.

    • @RicardoGomesRodrigues
      @RicardoGomesRodrigues 5 років тому

      The Empire of Brazil under Attack - The End of the Age of Innocence ua-cam.com/video/jeMsB8V6czQ/v-deo.html

  • @brandonbonett6416
    @brandonbonett6416 5 років тому +43

    Paraguay: I'm goin to easily go THICC!
    Also Paraguay: s*#&...

  • @wenceslaopaunero954
    @wenceslaopaunero954 5 років тому +35

    Paraguay, the agressor, under a rogue egomaniac dictator, who strongly misjudged current geopolitics.

    • @chetoparaguayo
      @chetoparaguayo 5 років тому +3

      WTF????

    • @gustavosanchez4538
      @gustavosanchez4538 3 роки тому +3

      It seems to me that you are ignoring the fact that the empire invaded Uruguay in September 1864 despite a clear warning from Paraguay that this would be considered an act of war. Brazil was the aggressor sir.

    • @Magnanim0uz
      @Magnanim0uz Рік тому +1

      ​@@gustavosanchez4538Brazil had the right to do that, check the Cisplatina war peace terms.

    • @gustavosanchez4538
      @gustavosanchez4538 Рік тому

      @@Magnanim0uz right to invade a neighbor without provocation and bomb their cities to impose a puppet government?
      Wow, I guess in your line of thought slavery in the empire was also a right because it was written somewhere, maybe then the genocide is fully justified if someone certifies the paper where it is talked about. Of all the arguments that have been given to me, yours is undoubtedly the most... let's say, bureaucratic.

  • @hernanmartinez2000
    @hernanmartinez2000 4 роки тому +2

    Good video! Greetings from Paraguay!

  • @Sahelian
    @Sahelian 5 років тому +80

    Solano Lopez tought he would be great like Napoleon well he did, gained land then get defeated

    • @universodosgamesevlogs4509
      @universodosgamesevlogs4509 5 років тому +2

      Ah yes, thats make sense

    • @pangeaplay8938
      @pangeaplay8938 5 років тому +1

      And killed* At least they had honour back then...

    • @gustavosanchez4538
      @gustavosanchez4538 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah... that is the version of Brasil, I suppose its made sense. Because the idea that your big country that made war againts a little country to the point of almost extermination is to bad to hear isn't?

    • @gustavosanchez4538
      @gustavosanchez4538 3 роки тому +1

      @Ectria Yes, many Brazilian citizens say that, that the abuses of the Paraguayan troops in Mato Grosso justify the subsequent massacres of the civilian population of Paraguay. But it is curious that they never mention specific places and names of those responsible for such abuses, because if they were abuses they would have to be massive to justify such revenge. Not for a second do they think that the war propaganda could exaggerate the events to justify the actions of the Government, but even if these abuses had occurred, does this justify the subsequent massacres? The civilian population was not aware, much less was it responsible for the actions of the troops in Mato Grosso. But anyway, if you believe that those alleged massive abuses that occurred in places not mentioned by nameless people justify the abuses of the imperial troops, then valid those abuses, if you validate them and your compatriots mostly think like you, then They will commit those acts again, because surely their propaganda will find some wrong to settle.

    • @sand7861
      @sand7861 2 роки тому +1

      @@gustavosanchez4538 If that's your argument, than I will say that everything you just said is the version of Paraguay

  • @danielbastidas2223
    @danielbastidas2223 5 років тому +19

    The government of Colombia foreseeing Paraguay would entirely disappear, declared that all Paraguayans who were able to reach colombian soil, would receive automatic citizenship. Therefore a nice brotherhood was born and today there's a city in Paraguay called "New Colombia" and any citizen from either country may automatically claim citizenship from the other one.
    🇨🇴🇵🇾

    • @gustavosanchez4538
      @gustavosanchez4538 3 роки тому +3

      And it was the only real support that Paraguayans had in those times and that we will never forget. Long live Colombia !!!

  • @dymitrdamecki8116
    @dymitrdamecki8116 5 років тому +37

    Could someone explain to me why Paraguay declared war on 2 countries that are like 10 times bigger than it?

    • @akrybion
      @akrybion 5 років тому +16

      Remember that Brazil is mostly jungle at that point. Paraguay being a land locked country seems a mayor disadvantage though.

    • @siulseven1096
      @siulseven1096 5 років тому +8

      @@akrybionParaguay wasnt really landlocked, in fact it's a whole fluvial mess filled with rivers, Several naval battles happened in paraguay

    • @waywardstoner9416
      @waywardstoner9416 5 років тому +35

      It was all because of Paraguay's leader. A man called Francisco Solano Lopez. He travelled to Europe and fascinated by the prussian army, decided to reassemble the paraguayan army to fit the prussian standard. He was always looking for an opportunity to start war confident of his new army and the uruguayan civil war gave him the perfect excuse to begin. Later on he asked for Argentinian government to allow him to move his troops through the territory but at the time Argentina was a weakened confederacy and they didn't want to take the risk of going to war against Brazil so they denied it and then Solano Lopez invaded Argentina dragging it into the conflict. He didn't surrendered until the last moment and pretty much all of Paraguay perished to his stubbornness.

    • @taavikittila9951
      @taavikittila9951 5 років тому +7

      Dunno what posessed them to attack Argentina but Brazil had a metric fuckton of uninhabited jungle and land owned by uncooperative natives while paraguyay didn't so it wasn't actually that lopsided at the start.

    • @marco5916
      @marco5916 5 років тому

      @Pirulito Socialista Na verdade a Argentina estava neutra, ela rejeitou tanto o pedido de acesso militar dos brasileiros quanto dos Paraguaios, embora ela tambem apoiasse os colorados

  • @Zakatak-mf4iq
    @Zakatak-mf4iq 5 років тому +75

    Brazil: *Interferes with a civil war occurring on their border*
    Argentina: *exists*
    Paraguay: "THEN YOU SHALL DIE!"
    Triple Alliance: "No u"

  • @alexnocraphole
    @alexnocraphole Рік тому +20

    As strange as it sounds, Paraguay had quite the powerful army for its time, arguably being more developed than any of their neighbors... unfortunately, that doesn't mean much when you're entirely surrounded by your enemies, especially ones that are getting the support of the rest of the world.

  • @hydro0759
    @hydro0759 5 років тому +39

    2:58
    Argentina: hmm... what could I do to end this war?
    2:59:
    Argentina: *YEET*

    • @ArcueidBrunestudReal
      @ArcueidBrunestudReal 5 років тому +15

      Thanks to Argentina. Paraguay surrendered

    • @sylvio1687
      @sylvio1687 5 років тому +10

      Most of this work was done by Brazilian Soldiers in Argentina

    • @RicardoGomesRodrigues
      @RicardoGomesRodrigues 5 років тому

      The Empire of Brazil under Attack - The End of the Age of Innocence ua-cam.com/video/jeMsB8V6czQ/v-deo.html

    • @Rick-dt9mv
      @Rick-dt9mv 5 років тому +1

      @Ygor K nop. You dont know nothing about that war and the participation of Argentina

    • @Rick-dt9mv
      @Rick-dt9mv 5 років тому

      @@sylvio1687 no. Estas equivocado, lo unico que no hizo Argentina fue destruir Asuncion

  • @takerutakaishi4361
    @takerutakaishi4361 5 років тому +18

    You have posted this video, in the day of abolition of monarchy in Brazil. I guess that many Brazilians will talk about monarchy in the comment section.

  • @mariofan191101
    @mariofan191101 5 років тому +10

    When you play a minor in HOI4 and go scraping the barrel

  • @brazilianmapping56
    @brazilianmapping56 5 років тому +147

    69% of the Paraguayan population, nice

  • @matheusalmeida9527
    @matheusalmeida9527 5 років тому +31

    Argentina wanted to take all Paraguayan territory and split it in half with Brazil. But Brazil rejected, because we wanted Paraguay to be a "divisor" between Brazil and Argentina frontier.

    • @Leon05X
      @Leon05X 5 років тому +5

      Misiones *exists*

    • @lecooldude
      @lecooldude 5 років тому +5

      Just as Uruguay

    • @gustavosanchez4538
      @gustavosanchez4538 4 роки тому

      well, maybe so... or maybe Brazil could not sustained the occupation of very unfriendly territory.

    • @gustavosanchez4538
      @gustavosanchez4538 3 роки тому +1

      @engineer main Brazil did not annex Paraguay because Argentina did oppose it, they feared a war with the Argentines and they were already broke. Thus, the limits were those established in the secret treaty of 1865 and Paraguay was able to survive thanks to that situation.

  • @JuanGlaniver
    @JuanGlaniver 5 років тому

    FINALLY MAN, I WAS EXPECTING TJIS VIDEO FORCA LONG TIME.

  • @johnmemes6447
    @johnmemes6447 5 років тому +22

    The 1860s was a time of war in America

    • @johnmemes6447
      @johnmemes6447 5 років тому +1

      Basically everyone in a couple of months when animation Chanel’s get shut down

    • @LouiszBr42
      @LouiszBr42 10 місяців тому

      American Civil War, Second French Intervention in Mexico and Paraguayan War! it was really wild indeed.

  • @jassem4579
    @jassem4579 5 років тому +79

    69% dead of the population
    Me: no..
    My brain: nice

  • @LambdaCreates
    @LambdaCreates 6 місяців тому +3

    > capital falls
    > keeps fighting
    > what

  • @816Li
    @816Li Рік тому

    This is exactly what I'm looking for, thx!

  • @gabrielcaballero4817
    @gabrielcaballero4817 5 років тому +28

    Paraguayan here, it's a shame so many people died in this war, feel free to ask me anything though, I might be able to clear things up

    • @gabrielcaballero4817
      @gabrielcaballero4817 5 років тому +27

      @@oss8298 Paraguay's goals in the war were to defeat the Brazilian Empire and the Uruguayan Colorado Party, which was overthrowing the ruling Blanco party, Paraguay's ally. Solano Lopez tried to achieve this by invading Matto Grosso and Rio Grande do Sul in Brazil. Solano also demanded that Argentina allow Paraguayan troops to pass through their land in order to get to Uruguay and help the Blancos. Argentina denied and so Solano invaded Corrientes. These ambitions and a 2 front war was a disastrous decision by Solano which ended up costing the war.

    • @yankenbeanstrum648
      @yankenbeanstrum648 5 років тому +2

      @@gabrielcaballero4817
      I saw a comment claiming ~90% of male Paraguayans died in the war. How accurate is this?

    • @gabrielcaballero4817
      @gabrielcaballero4817 5 років тому +20

      @@yankenbeanstrum648 The casualties of the Paraguayans during the war is a tricky subject due to diverging estimates from multiple scholars. what is true is that Paraguay's losses were tremendous, and it lost around 69% of its population. the 90% estimate is a more traditional view from anecdotal evidence and from a census in 1857 which claimed that Paraguay had a population of 1.3M people but has since been challenged, and mostly debunked.

    • @Thisisstupid427
      @Thisisstupid427 5 років тому +6

      Do you think Paraguay actually had a chance at victory in this war? Or at least in a one front war with Brazil?

    • @Alfonso162008
      @Alfonso162008 5 років тому +4

      @@gabrielcaballero4817 uruguayan here. This war is always talked about around here (or at least that's been my experience) with a huge sense of grief and guilt, kinda, but I never got the details about it. I understand that problems started when you people decided to come help the Blancos here, right? So... why did we decide to declare war on you later on? 🤔

  • @MegaTang1234
    @MegaTang1234 5 років тому +31

    Looks like Paraguay went to the Prussian school of waging war.

    • @guardiadecivil6777
      @guardiadecivil6777 5 років тому +21

      but skipped the part where they teach you how to win it

    • @diegodiego1234
      @diegodiego1234 5 років тому +3

      That's the joke, prussians were so bad at diplomacy that every war they started was unattainable

    • @guardiadecivil6777
      @guardiadecivil6777 5 років тому +3

      @@diegodiego1234 they weren't bad at diplomacy, its just that they do their diplomacy at a whole another level. i don't know what you mean by "every war they start was unattainable"

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 3 роки тому

      They just forgot that their enemies were not quite his fans, like Peter of Russia liked Frederick

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 5 років тому +5

    So heres a sorta time frame to give a idea of how I was reacting to this.
    >Uruguay peaces out
    "Ok Paraguay, just peace out its clear your justification for war is go-"
    >Paraguay declares war on Argentina
    "Oh God why did you think this was a good idea?!"
    >the war goes on with large gaps of nothing
    "Surely peacing out would be a thing in this case, or this is just alot of nothing cause military tactics are still post napoleon era..."
    >Paraguay keeps fighitng as capital falls
    "For God sakes just peace out..."
    >Country leader dies, war ends
    "Thank God."

  • @nemoskia98
    @nemoskia98 5 років тому +11

    I love this slight new style of mapping!

  • @seentheAKman
    @seentheAKman 5 років тому +1

    I was wondering about Paraguay. Thanks.

  • @IanCaponeDrVonoreheimdonzYT
    @IanCaponeDrVonoreheimdonzYT 5 років тому +1

    Finally you do this war

  • @biscoito1r
    @biscoito1r 5 років тому +8

    This war was actually between 3 countries as Uruguay is a Brazilian occupied territory. Its real name is Cisplatina. :P

    • @nicolewlopes
      @nicolewlopes 3 роки тому +1

      Baby, Urugay was recognised by Argentina and Brazil as its own thing in 1828, in the Montevidéu treaty.
      That's a good 43 years before the Paraguayian war.

  • @PlushMan562
    @PlushMan562 5 років тому +8

    Am I the only on that thinks Paraguay has balls of steel to literally declare war on Brazil AND Argentina

  • @sasukeuchiha2022
    @sasukeuchiha2022 2 роки тому +7

    Germany in WWI: Crap! I'm in war with two big powers! (UK and USA)
    Paraguay: First time?

    • @alt1f4
      @alt1f4 2 роки тому +1

      You forgot russia and France

  • @lucassa6372
    @lucassa6372 5 років тому +2

    Ficou muito bom! Parabéns 👏

  • @tinky-winky3689
    @tinky-winky3689 3 роки тому +2

    Paraguay: "in this video, 3 of my friends are going to hunt me down before-"

  • @hmmm4192
    @hmmm4192 Рік тому +3

    Soldier: mr dictator, we have invaded the largest country in south america, how we will wi-
    Francisco Solano López: DECLARE WAR ON ARGENTINA.

  • @sirzorg5728
    @sirzorg5728 5 років тому +4

    that looks like basically a SA version of WW1, a central power kicks everyone's butt at first, then runs out of steam and is flattened.

  • @EsamforMEMES
    @EsamforMEMES 5 років тому +42

    paraguay somehow maneged to fight three countrys alone
    Edit:nvm they failed D:

    • @siulseven1096
      @siulseven1096 5 років тому +14

      And failed.. Alone.

    • @maxSVB
      @maxSVB 5 років тому +20

      90% of the male population died, that's nothing to be respected.
      Paraguayan president also executed his brother and tortured his mother because they tried to convince him that the war was hopeless

    • @EsamforMEMES
      @EsamforMEMES 5 років тому +6

      @@maxSVB wait really ?

    • @maxSVB
      @maxSVB 5 років тому +11

      @@EsamforMEMES yes and today they praise the president as a hero in Paraguay.

    • @dunkendohnuts5841
      @dunkendohnuts5841 5 років тому

      @@EsamforMEMES wow you're here

  • @samdaman2939
    @samdaman2939 2 роки тому +14

    France: “it’s easy to fight 3 nations at once
    Paraguay:

  • @arcantusperseu2987
    @arcantusperseu2987 5 років тому +39

    Somente defendemos nossa soberania e assim sempre o faremos

    • @urssball6094
      @urssball6094 5 років тому +14

      Ss e o Dom pedro II foi até que bonzinho, deixou o Paraguai quieto depois da guerra de não pegou nenhum território pra ele

    • @brazguy5999
      @brazguy5999 5 років тому +3

      @@urssball6094
      Pegamos alguns territórios sim.

    • @urssball6094
      @urssball6094 5 років тому +5

      The World eu sei mas se dom pedro II quisesse, ele poderia muito bem anexar o paraguai e tirar ele do mapa

    • @brazguy5999
      @brazguy5999 5 років тому +3

      @@urssball6094
      Não sem comprar guerra com os Argentinos. Não foi piedade nenhuma não ter anexado o Paraguai
      Fora as complicações econômicas e sociais de lidar com uma população hostil

    • @Caiobahea5988
      @Caiobahea5988 5 років тому +2

      @@brazguy5999 O Paraguai na verdade temia que a Argentina tivesse um ataque de esperteza e lhes anexasse, mesmo tendo sido o Brasil o país que mais sacrifícios e gastos. O Brasil foi um tanto quanto benevolente dentro do possível, pois só tomou o território que já era objeto de litígio entre os 2 países. Manteve Assunción ocupada, mas quando se retirou, deixou o país nas medidas que tinha antes da guerra (excluindo o território tomado pela divergência, obviamente)

  • @ggwp638BC
    @ggwp638BC 5 років тому +3

    The "Triplice Alliance" is like that group project with 6 dudes: Uruguay and Argentina had less than 40k soldiers combined. Brazil had 200k, and Paraguay 150k.

  • @natethegreat9977
    @natethegreat9977 5 років тому +4

    2:30 Whys the music sounding like minecraft cave sounds