@@reine3149 exactly so why’s bro laughing at this man’s life choices, plenty of shit to laugh about in the video. if it was a woman you’d all be attacking him
yo it's me from the video! I'm the poser sex-haver! Thanks for reacting to this, u did good fam. I def spent days before the shoot saying "I am Matthew and I am a virgin" until it sounded believable, shaved off my full beard so I could lie about my age (I'm 27 not 23), and acted more awkward than I usually do on set. When I con I con HARD yo. Hit me up if you wanna talk behind the scenes stuff sometime, I've been in 4 Jubilee videos and 10 Cut videos, so you know I've got good tea...
mostly I just practiced saying I was a virgin to myself a lot before the shoot haha. And the creative writing class story was true and I was still a virgin when that happened, and yes I'm still haunted by that
"He get hella meow meow" really got me dude 😂😂😂 I'm watching this at 6am before work trying not to disturb my roommates, but that line made it really hard.
That’s why I don’t go on tinder anymore. Apparently my wardrobe isn’t “mating material”. Though according to a lot of nice guys, I am breedable. They are so kind to me on Grindr.
If you’ve seen Matthew in other cut videos there’s no second guessing that that dude fucks. He’s so culturally knowledgeable and interesting on all of his cameos. You can tell that he can keep up a conversation well and be smooth with it.
I personally think every incel needs to watch this video as it completely goes against their ignorant beliefs. like he said.. just be confident and have good hygiene. also know how to respect women.
@@addy1154 nahh, sure tate has that "grindset" mentality too, but he's all about women and sex, this guy in the video is clearly all about self-improvement which you can definitely respect, there's no way he agrees with tate
“what up yalll” hahaha the little goofy skip he did made it even better. what a king, good message about looking for the right ones and being respectful too
I love the ending message with the "have good hygiene" ... I really appreciate that message!! And that goes to both women and men! (And everything in between)
Dang this was a great video. The "my god ain't finna do me like that" and also the way Matt jumped out at the end when the red lights came on were both really hilarious
I was screaming at the scream that it was glasses guy because it was obvious. And at the end with the last three when they were both pointing at each other and he was in the middle smiling. Great video
@@rateyes1914 he's been in multiple cut videos & the way he acted in those combined with how much he looked like a stereotypical virgin in this made it obvious imo
I know im super late to the party here, but these videos have me cryinggggg. Your commentary is like how I watch these and joke along so you have me so dead. Never stop these and the button vids please!
It's wild to me that the concept of channelling sexual energy into accomplishing goals is a crazy perspective, but "i'm not having sex because some dude in the sky that nobody can actually talk to said not to thousands of years ago" is considered totally normal
When I heard the “sexual transmutation” thing I pictured Cody yelling to the other room “bad news Kelsey, we’re never having sex again. I’m taking CodyTrains to a whole new level!”
The funny/sad part is that throughout the video, everything Matt said had me thinking, "Dude, I can totally relate, your experience was my entire 20s" and so on. Them boom... whamboozled.
this dude is the same one who identified the most niche languages in another cut video!! so much respect for the man, i didn't even recognise him until the end of the video
Cody I just wanna let you know, I saw this video on Jubilee weeks ago and I was praying you’d react to this specific one and you did it man, you really did it. FUCK I love you so much dude you’re so great thank you 😭🙏🏾
He was deffo speaking from a place of truth, though! He must’ve had a lotttt of those thoughts and feelings before losing his V to have been able to, imo!
Yo bro it’s me Mr.Mygodloves me lol I appreciate your commentary, everyday people are coming up to me from your video. My life is literally changing in front of my eyes and I just wanna say thank you man hopefully someday I can meet you.
@@efnfenyeah i found him annoying too. i could be wrong but he was giving judgy hillsong vibes. like why was he so rude to the guy who didn’t know his denomination? not everyone who is a believer even has a denomination lol bc it doesn’t really matter, and i say that as a believer myself
The thing about the mole was that his appearance makes you do "reverse-reverse psychology" on yourself. You initially look at him and think "definitely a virgin" but then that would be TOO simple, so you switch to "nah he's not actually a virgin." BUT THEN YOU THINK "Well, maybe that's what Jubilee WANTS me to think." So you revert back to "Of course he's a virgin! My gut instinct was right!" But the whole time Jubilee is sitting in the corner laughing all the way to the bank. All the watch time they got from making you do critical thinking is stacking up real nice 😈
3:15 it’s definitely a gift to have your only sexual experience be with your husband/wife. to not have the memory of someone else in the bed with y’all.
I IMMEDIATELY knew it was stripe shirt guy. He's funny, he's confident, he's got rizz. When he said "no woman was eager to climb this" I went "well...." SO IT HAD TO BE HIM
The moment I figured out who it was, was when he stretched his arms out as they were waiting for the light I was like oh no he’s holding back a smile. Then I thought about the first kiss story and I realized that wouldn’t be a paper and even if it was it was too perfectly crafted.
when he said "get down on this" and gestured towards himself I had a suspicion because I feel like virgins wouldn't ever think to do something like that
“my god ain’t finna do me like that” had me in absolute tears
Best line of the whole video 😂
Man was proclaiming his success
😭😭😭
His god did in fact do him like that
😭😭
“my god ain’t finna do me like that. my god loves me.” i’m sobbing
The “my god loves me” follow up is INSANE
so out of pocket lmao
Lol appreciate y’all that’s me in the video 🤞🏾
HOLY SHIT U ARE A LEGEND I’m still laughing about the “oh he’s good” at the end 😂
@@shwift8789 love you dawg 😂😂😂🫡
Zaid actually refraining from sex for the sake of his grind set is hilarious to me
you have to get your copium supply from somewhere, nobody said it has to make sense
Its so interesting. Its like he won't have sex because he doesn't think it benefits him. At least in a way that he sees matters.
he doesn’t need to explain himself to you it’s not your business and u shouldn’t be laughing
@@PK-su1kl bruh relax this channel is literally for comedy tf
@@reine3149 exactly so why’s bro laughing at this man’s life choices, plenty of shit to laugh about in the video. if it was a woman you’d all be attacking him
I love that he played up the “nerdy virgin short guy” act cuz women know that don’t mean a thing when it comes to sex but men?? He fooled them all
yeah I feel like for women the grind dude and christian dude were obvious right away
Superb acting and utilisation of his assets
@@ledgerunner obv, they were pretty obvious to everyone
yo it's me from the video! I'm the poser sex-haver! Thanks for reacting to this, u did good fam. I def spent days before the shoot saying "I am Matthew and I am a virgin" until it sounded believable, shaved off my full beard so I could lie about my age (I'm 27 not 23), and acted more awkward than I usually do on set. When I con I con HARD yo. Hit me up if you wanna talk behind the scenes stuff sometime, I've been in 4 Jubilee videos and 10 Cut videos, so you know I've got good tea...
cody!! get him on!!
This is so great
Somehow my mind is blown that you even lied about your age. I would have NEVER considered that.
holy shit king
Yo yo
"my god loves me" officially the most backhanded roast of 2023
My dying wishe is to see that man collab with Cody he's so goddammn funny
@@nonbinaryDeshe was the best of the group, I hate they voted him off so fast 😂
@@nonbinaryDes yes
@@user-ti2ph6qb1y real mf was too funny
officially the most frictionless comment of 2023
Matt must be a theatre kid. That might be the most convincing performance on this series ever. Absolute legend.
true, and with the way he stepped out on the reveal? major theater kid energy lmaoo
He getting all that theater poosay
mostly I just practiced saying I was a virgin to myself a lot before the shoot haha. And the creative writing class story was true and I was still a virgin when that happened, and yes I'm still haunted by that
@@MatthewBofenkamp whoa it's the legend himself!! Congrats on that meow meow lol
@@MatthewBofenkamp nominating this man for an oscar
Long hair guy has huge Youth Group Metalcore Virgin Energy
He reminds me so much of a guy I dated. It almost triggered me
Yup. But also a super chill vibe as well so could be that chill dude that lays pipes
Metalcore spot on😭😭😭😭
Bible camp counselor
This is way too spot on
"i trusted him like he plays trombone, i play clarinet, we're good." Bro rly felt betrayed because they both were in marching band
"He get hella meow meow" really got me dude 😂😂😂 I'm watching this at 6am before work trying not to disturb my roommates, but that line made it really hard.
I never want to hear Cody say "slippy grippy" ever again.
show don't tell
interesting that I got the exact opposite takeaway from this
Imagine Cody telling you that your hoodie "isn't breedable".💀
“it’s just not giving submissive and breedable”
That’s why I don’t go on tinder anymore. Apparently my wardrobe isn’t “mating material”.
Though according to a lot of nice guys, I am breedable. They are so kind to me on Grindr.
😆☠️
I'd just cower in shame forever
That would be an honor honestly
Give the editor a raise, holy moly these intros have my jaw wide open as if it's a train tunel
Choo choo. Energy is everything
Literally facts I actually laugh more
Hype train
fr
So your mouth named Maegan Hall?
If you’ve seen Matthew in other cut videos there’s no second guessing that that dude fucks. He’s so culturally knowledgeable and interesting on all of his cameos. You can tell that he can keep up a conversation well and be smooth with it.
Bro he's charming af and lowkey seems like a cool person to be around. I definitely wanna be friends with him
no wonder he's not a virgin huh? LOL
I personally think every incel needs to watch this video as it completely goes against their ignorant beliefs. like he said.. just be confident and have good hygiene. also know how to respect women.
I agree. Incels needs to have a talk with our guy Matt, instead of those toxic alphas
Matt is the anti-Tate
I think we can all officially say that Matt definitely gets the meow meow 24/7
He gives poly vibes
Honestly I thought he was a virgin since he is normally on many cut videos and he always talks bout how much of a vrigin he is
@@froufroudeluxewat dat
@@SieMiezekatzeapparently he has 8 ppl under his belt😭
Meow meow
the guy in blue with muscles has spent way too much time online lmaoooo
Average Tate viewer
He’s one woman not smiling back at him away from being a raging incel
@@addy1154 ffrr hahaah was gonna say that :’))) it’s so obvious too it’s embarrassing
@@froufroudeluxe 💯
@@addy1154 nahh, sure tate has that "grindset" mentality too, but he's all about women and sex, this guy in the video is clearly all about self-improvement which you can definitely respect, there's no way he agrees with tate
The mole: lies
Cody: so honest 😩
I lost it
I read this as the line was being said
@@90swannabe56 that was just Cody doing the voiceover for u 🫶
@@notr0cksordirt763 LMAO
Cody's insistence on calling it the "slippy grippy" is the funniest thing of all time
The dude sayin “he get hella meow meow” had me dyin😂😂
“my god loves me”
omfg that whole segment had me crying
“what up yalll” hahaha the little goofy skip he did made it even better. what a king, good message about looking for the right ones and being respectful too
wait hold on whats a slippy grippy 😳
How has no one replied yet
oh you know
Lol
it's a ham wallet
meow meow
3:52 "yeah but my god ain't gonna do me like that" had me WHEEZING
I love how the other guy started clapping during the reveal. Like damn, this guy was so cool, I'm happy it's him. Totally deserves it.
Zaid is going to be a virgin forever with that philosophy
Nah, his parents will find him a nice girl eventually.
Zaid will be fine. His sense of humor will get him a cutie.
@@sanettedewet6575 he hadnt got a good sense of humour though.
@@sanettedewet6575what sense of humour did we watch the same video
he was so insecure lol kept talking about his money (?)
I don’t think Zaid cares.
The fact that the non virgin said "I don't tell anyone I'm a virgin because I feel very ashamed of it like I've failed somehow" is just crazy (9:29) 😂
Im so glad I didn't see this comment until I reached the end of the video lol or I'd end up like Nar Ragorth up there ^^^ lol
Damn you spoiled the video 😭😭😭
@@BortPlayz why would you be reading the comments before watching a video like this?
@@tomaseu woah calm down
@@mrmonkebig30they’re not wrong..
I love the ending message with the "have good hygiene" ... I really appreciate that message!! And that goes to both women and men! (And everything in between)
There’s nothing in between
@@inlinechris okay chris2626 animated profile pic
In between? Girl bye
Love when people get mad at inclusivity lmao
@@choosehappy9224 I’m not mad it’s just silly and doesn’t mean anything in the real world
The buff guy is definitely a Andrew Tate Stan
Sadly
Cody has been absolutely killing it like, you can tell how much good energy is put in every vid got my laughing off my seat
editor deserves a raise. he's absolutely killing these intros.
Who is the other contestant besides Cody and goblin? I'm losing my "grip" trying to remember who they are
@@domthebombdotcom1994 he was in one of “the button” videos.
Here’s a link: ua-cam.com/video/23hsWvBzmPg/v-deo.html
@@domthebombdotcom1994 he was at the end of one of the recent button videos cody did, absolute psychopath lmao
@@mfotino that's it!!!
i’ll never get over these intros. they keep getting better every time
"slippy grippy" and "ham wallet" are going into my everyday vocabulary
cody lowkey dissing the non-virgin by saying “I have no guesses, they all seem pretty genuine”
I’m dead
As a virgin who played clarinet in marching band, that kid was spot on lol
“I’ve had naked women on top of me and I’ve still said no” ☠️
Fkn virgin
The editor really put his whole edit-ussy into that intro
didn't expect this episode to be so wholesome
"I don't want to flex rn"
✨Flexes incredibly hard✨
Dang this was a great video. The "my god ain't finna do me like that" and also the way Matt jumped out at the end when the red lights came on were both really hilarious
I was screaming at the scream that it was glasses guy because it was obvious. And at the end with the last three when they were both pointing at each other and he was in the middle smiling. Great video
Wdym it was obvious!?!? Dude had me more baffled than the city of Troy when all the Greeks hopped out that wooden horse
RIGHT? You get it
@@rateyes1914 he's been in multiple cut videos & the way he acted in those combined with how much he looked like a stereotypical virgin in this made it obvious imo
He was obvious, and I don't normally get these right
@@abbykey7015 I swear a lot of the females in the comments have guessed right. I just knew he wasn’t a virgin
I honestly don’t get how your editor can keep topping himself every video!
Damn bro must be flexible
@@nathanstewartjacome7017 got him
pause
ha, top
Timestamp? Asking for a friend...
We need a tier list on the most "breedable" clothing and brands now
I know im super late to the party here, but these videos have me cryinggggg. Your commentary is like how I watch these and joke along so you have me so dead. Never stop these and the button vids please!
the mole’s acting was too good. such an inspiring message too lol
“Not meaning to brag” and then tells exactly how much he paid for his car
I love the "i work too hard to have sex ever even once" guy what a crazy perspective
It's wild to me that the concept of channelling sexual energy into accomplishing goals is a crazy perspective, but "i'm not having sex because some dude in the sky that nobody can actually talk to said not to thousands of years ago" is considered totally normal
When I heard the “sexual transmutation” thing I pictured Cody yelling to the other room “bad news Kelsey, we’re never having sex again. I’m taking CodyTrains to a whole new level!”
Have good hygiene and be respectful is a message a lot of people could really benefit from hearing.
I’ve seen clips of this all over my fyp on tik tok and I’m so glad Cody reacted to this. His face when the virgin was revealed was PRICELESS
Never stop doing these intros, they are amazing
“I’m sorry, how is this going to help my dropshipping business” 😂😭
This is the first time the mole truly bamboozled me.
Man deserves an oscar
The funny/sad part is that throughout the video, everything Matt said had me thinking, "Dude, I can totally relate, your experience was my entire 20s" and so on. Them boom... whamboozled.
when he started moving/stretching @12:23 that was the sign. basically “I just fcken won noobs” 😅
"What do you write then? Just N/A?" That cracked me up.
Cody's editor need a raise fr
People in Jubilee never learn that the obvious one is always wrong. The jacked dude was definitely a virgin
7:29 the absolute most uninterested “interesting” ever
0:19 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE EDITOR ZADE
2:09 Me looking at Matt and thinking “there’s definitely ppl out there into his look” 😂
for sure he reminded me of reid from criminal minds and the wattpad stories about him go crazyyyy ik damn well people are into that kinda guy
honestly his advice was great. the “have good hygiene” is CRUCIAL lol
13:12 Cody: "you should be actor, dude if you're not and you should definitely play a VIRGIN" the anger in VIRGIN i cant
this dude is the same one who identified the most niche languages in another cut video!! so much respect for the man, i didn't even recognise him until the end of the video
Jubilee must make Midhaga a regular. He's way too funny
That guy embodies "ENERGY IS EVERYTHING"
14:26 giga chad making our senior citizen and his audience cry with that beautiful message
These intros just keep getting better and better 😂😂
Do you know who the other guy in the intro is (not Steve Harvey obviously)?? He looks so familiar but I'm drawing a blank and it's driving me crazy
@@conniefogle5594 he’s from the new year new button episode !
@@Vardaman thank you! That was driving me crazy!
Whatever Cody pays his editor is not enough mans is a comedic genius
That message at the end was so well said and wholesome
Cody I just wanna let you know, I saw this video on Jubilee weeks ago and I was praying you’d react to this specific one and you did it man, you really did it. FUCK I love you so much dude you’re so great thank you 😭🙏🏾
Lol, I had this creeping suspicion throughout the video that it was really him. He seemed so earnest, though. He had us all fooled!
He was deffo speaking from a place of truth, though! He must’ve had a lotttt of those thoughts and feelings before losing his V to have been able to, imo!
‘it was a puppy the whole time youtube’ i love this editor
4:03 Bro gon end up 32 and a Virgin and regret everything he just said😂😭
watch it be the nerdy younger lookin guy
called it on the first reveal of guys. 110%.
i fuckin knew it. it probably happened at band camp too.
lets find out
Was about to go goblin mode but then saw Cody uploaded. G-Mode will just have to wait.
This was the funniest thing I’ve seen all year I’m literally crying rn 🤣
Zaids Answers and Codys Commentary had me in tears 😂
Bro this editor is so good the FAP letters looked so real
Yo bro it’s me Mr.Mygodloves me lol I appreciate your commentary, everyday people are coming up to me from your video. My life is literally changing in front of my eyes and I just wanna say thank you man hopefully someday I can meet you.
I could be having the worst day but as soon as i saw Cody posted my day instantly becomes great 😭
"what are you supposed to write? N/A?" so funny Cody 😭
The kid who was clowning the 32 year old is going to end up having worse luck with that attitude LMAO
And that face 😵
@@رزيئة how are the only 4 comments you have on this channel misses
he’s funny, get over it
worse luck than the insufferable long haired guy? lol ok
@@efnfenyeah i found him annoying too. i could be wrong but he was giving judgy hillsong vibes. like why was he so rude to the guy who didn’t know his denomination? not everyone who is a believer even has a denomination lol bc it doesn’t really matter, and i say that as a believer myself
Cody : He's so honest.
*Turns out he's been lying the whole time.*
"no matter what you look like, there are many people that are into that. It' s up to you to find them" was them nicest way of saying have 0 standards.
Mr. Zade the Editor, if you read this, you're amazing. I love watching the intros, it's always a surprise!!
Thank you very much!
@@ZadeINC who is the guy on the left in the intro?? It's driving me nuts!
@@elemy123456789 it’s Jesse from the end of the last button video!
@@ZadeINC yeees, thanks!!
holy fuck Cody's editor is killing it 💀💀💀
The thing about the mole was that his appearance makes you do "reverse-reverse psychology" on yourself.
You initially look at him and think "definitely a virgin" but then that would be TOO simple, so you switch to "nah he's not actually a virgin."
BUT THEN YOU THINK
"Well, maybe that's what Jubilee WANTS me to think." So you revert back to "Of course he's a virgin! My gut instinct was right!"
But the whole time Jubilee is sitting in the corner laughing all the way to the bank. All the watch time they got from making you do critical thinking is stacking up real nice 😈
As a trombone player myself I knew he was the fake virgin when he said he played trombone because that instrument effs us all.
3:15 it’s definitely a gift to have your only sexual experience be with your husband/wife. to not have the memory of someone else in the bed with y’all.
Take a shot every time Cody says “slippy grippy”😂
No.
I did but it wasn't because I was playing a drinking game
i could have sworn it was Irving because if you arrange the letters in his name differently its literally " virgin "
Wonderfully wholesome episode considering it was about "virgins"! Really enjoyed that one too!
4:55 the gym-man with blue shirt keeps making a clear sign with his hands 😂
What a spot!
I IMMEDIATELY knew it was stripe shirt guy. He's funny, he's confident, he's got rizz. When he said "no woman was eager to climb this" I went "well...." SO IT HAD TO BE HIM
And you could tell by the way he was standing the entire vid. He was so much more relaxed than the other guys!
The moment I figured out who it was, was when he stretched his arms out as they were waiting for the light I was like oh no he’s holding back a smile. Then I thought about the first kiss story and I realized that wouldn’t be a paper and even if it was it was too perfectly crafted.
this was the plot twist of the century
cody's intros just keep getting more advanced😭😭
blue shirt definitely watches andrew tate
when he said "get down on this" and gestured towards himself I had a suspicion because I feel like virgins wouldn't ever think to do something like that