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“Tataru is evil and Zodiark”
> sponsored by Square Enix
Excuse me what
THEY'RE SPOILING ENDWALKER FOR US
Tataru gets on my nerves because I want to see Lalafell be badasses instead of cute dolls and wise-asses. I want to see the a lalafells stand up to villains like Zenos and actually be a worthy opponent.
LMAO my reaction exactly
@@kokayinewsome9308 All you gotta do is just join the Cool Kids Club and play one, fam.
Canon
man the final push to Endwalker is really driving Larry insane.
All of us
It's driving all of us insane.
You monster...
you know it to be true, Jesse
When the potato is SUS!
We may accept this truth or defy it, but we cannot deny it.
@@srkrakenjack Don't you dare pull an Uberdanger speech on me!
@@48cxy2 I just might darn it! Urianger is underappreciated!
Have you ever seen Zodiark and Tataru in the same room together? Checkmate Ascians-deniers.
That explains why the killed off my boy Papalymo and not Tataru's useless ass.
@@kokayinewsome9308 have you never considered why she didn’t make haurchefant any clothing to protect him? Because she’s _EVIL AND ZODIARK!_
@@obviouslykaleb7998 it's all lining up
The fact that this got sponsored by SE itself is quite concerning
Adds credit to it.
Someone in that company has a good sense of humor.
@@AdeptKing she could use a comical story arc that made her look evil due to a series of misunderstandings
"NONE OTHER THAN TATARU'S 'NORTED SELF, CONSUMED BY DARKNESS"
I can't believe you've done this, Larry.
WHO LET TESTUYA IN HERE?!
TATARU GOT 'NORTED 😭
"Xatatru: The _14th_ member of the organization"
It fits way too well lol
The most incriminating evidence is that, whenever she does something evil, the Void Ark song starts playing, as evidenced by this video.
Void Ark is one of my fav raids.
But I gotta say... did Diabolos die at the end? Or just be defeated and fade into the darkness.
@@kokayinewsome9308 he got nuked in a cutscene basically
@@Siji03 so he will never be a summon, he's just dead....
You're absolutely right, it couldn't be just a coincidence that this particular song starts playing whenever Tataru Taru does something evil!
@@kokayinewsome9308 I think later stories still imply he just got banished and weakened but not necessarily killed for real
Let's not forget the fact that Estinien says "I swear their receptionist was trained as a spy."
Coincidence? I think not...
Jokes aside, while I doubt that she's Zodiark, I do think there is some merit to the theory of her beeing a double spy working for lolorito that might or might not have switched sides since.
And that she got enough arcanist training to manifest a carbuncle... where is that carbuncle now?
@@Ladywizard it ran off during one of the auspice fights so she just shrugged and started physicking you for 10K because she totally has no arcanist experience
@@Ladywizard As of an Endwalker sidequest, it has yet to demanifest and is in Sharlayan.
@@LarsisLP😂
Good for her, if she's evil, I will gladly be a warrior of her majesty the Darkness 🙏
Simping for a lala, ew
@@altansipdrae2759 Don't care, didn't ask + your tail isn't fluffy enough
Don't forget the solo instance during the Four Lords trial quests where the main fight mechanic is to stay away from Tataru because she's trying to get you killed.
Dude what part had me laugh and screaming. "What the fuck! Tataru get away from me!"
@@trickster562 Not to mention that she can SEE the boss attack markers themselves (which is supposed to be some sort of Echo related thing? I think??). As when she gets a 'spread marker' she runs at you screaming "What is this thing Get it off me!" or something to that effect...
@@Ryukai-san She is evil and she is my favorite scion. I feel like they did her dirty not enough tataru in Msq.
Tataru is something worse than evil: She's a business woman.
Lex Luthor if he was a show woman with no ability to fight.
The power of capitalism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...... unnatural.
*GASP!*
My god....
You forgot about how Tataru is also the one behind all the undercutting on the market boards and why there's a housing shortage in the game.
Tataru controls all bots? Sounds about right.
At 3:07, you can hear the pressing of the keyboard to go to the next image. That was real evil.
So this is the FFXIV equivalent of the "Jar Jar Binks is a Sith lord!" theory.
yes, which is also true
Tataru actually blackmailed that Pirate though.
@@AsaelTheBeast yeah. That's the best. Some of the points are legit
Tataru is actually a likable character though
@@azizabdul8914 Potatos are for baking.
Yoshi saying “you’d go that far” is actually talking about this
Wait holy fuck the Traveler's Garb is actually legit
You mean she's grooming WoL to be evil by giving them dark lord battle garbs?
Yeah, definitely Azem foreshadowing.
Yea, there was an entire theory about how the 'face' on the hood has a similar shape to Azem's glyph, and also is similar to the shape of the 'face' of Azim in the Stepps.
I ALWAYS KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WITH THAT ONE, I'M WITH YOU ON THIS ONE LARRY.
Just imagine, if Endwalker had released on time then Larry may never have had the time to reveal the truth to us like this
Pretty well written antagonist, but I can't forgive her after she killed Raubahn in melee combat. At least the mount from her savage tier is cool
Man the scene where she pulls out Raubahn’s severed arm and started beating him to death with it was so sad. Almost as sad as when she framed Gyodo as a Garlean spy.
Idk why, but the "Mmm, blood... currant tart..." bit got me really good.
Excuse me, Tataru is not evil, what is this slander?
Yeah, my friend Tataru could never be evil!
...(OK, Miss, I said what you told me to. Will you let my family go now?)
"Bottoms up.....and the devil laughs"
IT WAS TATARU ALL ALONG
You forgot the ARR scene where Tataru helps Elidibus gaslight Minfillia into believing that Ascians can just choose to be invisible when clearly as we can see with Thancred for instance, thats simply not true. Think about it, how could Thancred who lost his ability to use aether still see Ascians? Why have none of the Ascians used their invisibility against us? They cant, it doesnt exist.
Yall remember in Stormblood when we had that duty and Tataru got a marker and tried to RUN IT ONTOP OF US?! She knew we were onto her and she tried to silence us.
She killed me so many times with that.
I know this is meant to be a joke but it is actually highly convincing, especially the travelers outfit
I was seriously horrified when she gave that to us, it's the creepiest gear in the game and Tataru gave it to us, as if it was some cute gift
What do you mean its a joke? All the evidences are right in front of you
I love my outfit... dyed blue. And without that horrific mask. Seriously, wtf was that?
Curious that Zenos gets a spot on the Endwalker poster but not Fandango, the Ascian who's making his duel possible? It's because Fantano isn't the big Ascian to be worried about. It's Tataru, the secret fourth unsundered. We've seen an Ascian in an Elezen body, why not one in a Lalafellin body? When Elidibus shows up in the Waking Sands, Tataru was pretending not to notice him, but it was she who summoned him there. The pieces are aligning
A true [mandervile] gentleman never leaves a puzzle unsolved, the solution was always there, she is zodiark!
Oh no, now Larry must enter a witness protection program before it's too late!
In all seriousness I was confused by that scene at the beach when Tataru looked back at WoL and had that creepy grin. I can’t recall if there was even any context after that, and I was left wondering if there was going to be some big reveal.
I think it was just more them playing on the stereotype of Lalafells being mischievous.
That was the beginning of all the Tataru is evil memes.
The Layton music has me convinced. You've cracked the case.
The funny thing is that Tataru is clearly some top tier spymaster.
Before she even met him she knew Carvallian was the missing nobleman and basically threatened to sell him out to his family unless he helped her.
I dont think that's spy work. More like she hear tons of gossip and putting the stories together. She guessed and was right.
@@griv13 You should read the short story of how Estinien was caught in the first place. He ended up jumping everywhere until he ended up exactly where she wanted him. "Oh, hey Estinien! It sure is a coincidence to see you here!"
@@kokayinewsome9308
Spies really did work like that. The espionage and infiltration aspect is more of a hollywood invention.
@@wakkaseta8351 well espionage and sabotage and enemy intelligence is all a spy really should do
@@kokayinewsome9308
The only advice I can offer to that mindset then is to start getting more real life experience instead of letting fantasyland be your nanny.
If this ages like fine wine. I will never question Larry on anything ever again.
Gotta give credit to the man, went through all the needed sequences with an alt to to prove his point, dedicated.
Probably Fantasia. Still some work but no need to play through the entire game again.
Fantasia and new game +
@@michielmanders9766 Larry has a well-known Fantasia addiction. Though it's secondary to how bad his name change addiction is.
@@bloodalchemy Don't even need New Game +. Just go any inn room and look for the desired cut scene in the journal. The PC will appear in the cut scene with their current race, gender, and equipment set regardless of what they were when they unlocked the scene.
Oh she gets even more sus. All the shady and sus underground people either fear her or will eventually fear her. She def is zodiark
The pirate blackmail part does go to show off her intel gathering skill, no wonder estinien couldn't hide from her
She knows a guy, who knows a guy, who has a brother who saw Estinien in the market that day.
Who knows what dirt she has on Estinien... Estinien leads a very private life for a reason. Just what WAS he up to in Hingashi? Tataru knows. And if Estinien cooperates, no one else has to know.
You know I was sold that this was just a joke until you mentioned the Traveler’s gear and now I have to wonder ever so slightly
I'll be honest. The smirk she did when walking away at the beach had me VERY suspicious when I did it the first time. I basically knew some stuff that was going to happen in the finale and was just thinking that she better not have anything to do with it.
Yeah when this happened I was sure we would see her go evil and still waiting for it few expension later. That smirk wasn't a Gentle one!
My FC mates told not me not to trust lalafellas when I was beginning... And this smirk made me so suspicious of here for so long.
I guess she just loves wol's 🍑 but damn the trust issues I had.
So I'm not the only one. i jst recently helped her on that quest and that smirk at the end was unsettling. Then there is Teleji Adeleji. Why are the lallafels so evil lol
I have been telling people that Lalafells were going to be the BBEG of Endwalker. It seems you have pinpointed the leader. Guard your ankles in dark alleys and caves.
I can´t believe she tricked me into literally everything. I knew she was sus.
Small detail, but I love the fact that the summoner's actual first class quest is also Tataru's first quest as an arcanist and you have to help her do it. What I'm saying is, I had to do that twice XD.
As a Summoner main, I just thought she took up whatever class you started with and was really impressed that they wrote all those variations. It was only much much later when I saw her use her carbuncle for MSQ that I realized I just gotten lucky for that story beat.
This gives off major "Teacher who caught Dash leaving a thumbtack on his seat" vibes
A lot of this evidence is compelling but the fact that she brought an evil Tataru to fight for her, I mean, that's conclusive.
Yeah I was wondering about the Scion Traveler outfit too, I think she was going through a dark place when she made that.
A punk rock phase?
@@kokayinewsome9308 Looks more like a goth phase.
A dark place? Like the place the Ascians stay in in between worlds because she created it to keep her disciples close?! Need I say more?
@@7Celestron I didn't mean literally XD
@@Gat720Dua hears a question, why dont Ascians ever possess lalafells or Roegadyns or beast men?
She's perfectly fine. (okay, I said it, please let my family go)
Of course she's evil. She's a potato. Krile & Nanamo are plotting to kill us as well.
Stereotypes!
Stay woke, internet.
If anyone is good Nanamo and Pippen are.
@@kokayinewsome9308 That's what they were saying about Tataru last year, but here we are.
@@danielisbell fair.
Noooo! Haurchefaunt!! Yeah, she's clearly evil.
HEAVY SPOILER FOR SHB AHEAD:
On the scion traveler's chestpiece's sleeves, you can see the same icon as the one on the soulstone of Azem. The "traveler" referred by the set is actually the same "traveler" that elidibus in SoS is referring to -- they're both referring to Azem.
Everything else is (quality) shitpost tho :)
So the WoL is really Azem, but they dont remember. Does that mean if they do remember the WoL would adopt their old Ascian personality?
@@kokayinewsome9308 from what we know of azem, the way we act (running to and fro to literally help everyone) is pretty much what azem did. So I don't really see that a resurgence of old memories leading to any real discernable personality change.
@@zarkento4881 oh okay. I guess then theres nothing else to wrap up with the WoL in Endwalk. Endwalk will likely just focus on Hydalen sacrificing herself to save the world to once and for all get rid of Zodiark. Which is why they have the lady in white there to speak for Hydalen since Minfillia was gone. I honestly thought the WOL of the ghost of Azem would speak for Hydalen.
"Stiching here and trimming there, knot the threads with love are care...~"
I am so scared hearing these lines now.
Evil?: Yes
Zodiark?: No
Potato Primal?: Maybe.....
I knew this from 1.0 she was no good. I mean her last name is Taru... and we know that Tarutaru on 11 are evil!!!! Ohohohohohoh....
...EXHIBIT 34? What happened with 3 - 33? Lol!
So evil it breaks UA-cams tos just to mention it
There is a reason he had to go straight to exhibit 34. Almost like it was an code, a law. A rule.
...wait
Thanks to this video I now made my Dark Knight Glamour into Tataru. I get plenty of confused looks whenever I go do raiding.
PLOT TWIST !!!! omg my childhood has being RUINED
The best part of this video is that some of the points (that aren't obvious memes) are pretty legit to be sus about. It also missed the part when Estinien swore that Tataru was espionage specialist.
Love the use of Professor Layton music, the best thinking music
Larry forgot the most important fact that Tataru Taru is evil! Tataru Taru is a Lalafell! All Lalafell's are evil! Even Krile! They even worked together to stalk Estinien! Pure EVIL!
Stalking Estenien wasnt evil, just them being fangirls.
Shush you're mad because tall
Tataru = Cipher from Metal Gear.
She’s organizing the Patriots behind the scenes. She also secretly organized XOF lead by Forolda.
Welp, I'm convinced. Time to spam this to my FC to warn everyone of the danger.
2:41 OMG I'm not the only one that noticed this!
2:41 This music brings back memories.
She claims she cannot fight, and yet in the four lords quest line she clearly fights as an arcanist
In lore, what keeps her from being able to fight? Why didnt she just practice more as an arcanist?
She also said that that was the last time she will fight because she can't see the markers and was so scared that she thought running to you would be the safer option (which funny enough wasn't true because of her marker meaning she thinks we probably hate her from running away from her in her time of need)
1:24 Well, she is basically blackmailing him. He's the missing heir- he ran away from home years ago. So, she's basically saying "Well, if it's money you want, I can always turn you in."
There is actually a side mission in the firmament that deals with this.
I lose it every time the Void Ark theme comes on LMAOOO
LMFAO always fun to see what you come up with next Larry
You may be thinking that her carbuncle runs away from her because it's being disobedient.
NO!
Its fleeing in fear. It knows.
6:04 Larry that's an anteater.
Don't forget to mention Tataru from the Endwalker Launch Trailer: Come. Let me relieve you of your burden... You've suffered enough. O_O'
No new vids in the 11 days since this came out. "Haha larryzaur is probably busy playing EW" but we all know he's in a shallow unmarked grave somewhere
She spins us all around the little finger
Man the Endwalker delay is really hitting Larry hard
Exhibit 365/2: Tatatu Taru MALICIOUSLY teamed up with Krile Baldesion to BLACKMAIL Estinien Wyrmblood, otherwise known as the Azue Dragoon, otherwise known as Nidhogg, into joining the Scions. HOW? Because he witnessed the depths of their depravity and made him sign a blood contract. He cannot run. He cannot hide. There is no hope for him.
Forgot to mention the time in stormblood during the solo instance Tortise in Time where she actively ties to kill the WoL by dragging AOEs to them.
Better protect your shins come endwalker, Larry -.-.
Lala's, assemble!
Great job, this was far funnier than expected xD
she might be evil but I trust her with my life, my very short life
I mean, this could've been all been summed up in about 5 seconds, she's evil because she's a Lalafell.
Its true how else is she so good at accounting
TRUE AND REAL!
also that end credit loop was masterful ^_^
Take a shot everytime you hear Tataru Taru, you might get over the hangover that'll follow before EW
Oh lord lmao
Yes cuz the same lalafell who's own summon ignored her is evil lmfao
Wait...it ran away from her as soon as she summoned it.....
Oh SHIT! o3o
The fearless carbuncle fear her....
those lil troopers are willing to fight literal gods and tank explosions to the face without flinching…. but tataru? runs immediately… sus as hell
We may have seen footage from different sources , but in reality it's just Larry not controlling his Fantasia addiction... again
Not gonna lie I thought this was gonna be a legit. THEN I SAW RHE DOUBLE AND LOST IT 😂😂
1:08 So Tataru knew that Carvallain was Charlemend's son all along.
This all checks out. The final nail in the "all lala's are evil" coffin.
And I mean every time she calls a Carbuncle it runs away from her. You have to be evil for them to be so scared of you
Fun fact: her voice actress is the same as Fiora in Xenoblade Chronicles.
Tataru NORTED?
Dude this is the KH3xFFXIV crossover we're waiting for!
This guy really race and glamour changed to redo the cutscenes just for a Tataru shitpost. 14/10
I just finished Endwalker and to my dismay, everything said in this video is 169% true.
5:15 real talk, this had me so confused when I saw it. I was actually convinced that Tataru would turn on us because of that
EVEN BETTER, TATARU IS BLACKMAILING THAT POOR PIRATE, NOT THE FAMILY. >:O
Ah yes Brave EXVIUS, download this patch, the game
Well evil or not Tataru is still adorable and awesome
"mmm, blood" got me
you forget the biggest one she is a lalafell they are all evil in this game
Surely the Bread she makes is a clear understanding of her evilness
She's been making meol long before Eulmore ever did
I say not Zodiark just the head of the Lalafell Empire and as a result the most evil being alive...
You've convinced me. Tataru is Zodiark.
I was literally gonna leave a comment about her being on the Endwalker poster XD
"TATARU GOT NORTED"
"That sounds vaguely inappropriate"
So Tataru, is a lalafell, who knew? also Lala's rule!