Why Do We Kinda Like The Hetzer?

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  • Опубліковано 27 кві 2024
  • Today, we look at the Hetzer... One of the more interesting and economically successful products from Quickscell.
    Hetzer MF Record Sheet: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/br7epj...
    References: 3026 TRO, 3026 Revised TRO, Objectives: Capellan Confederation, XTRO: Boondoggles, IlClan Rec Guide 29.
    All real world historical pictures used are public domain.
    Thank you to Dwane Loose, Anthony Scroggins, Matt Plog, Bishop Steiner, Flying Debris, Alan Blackwell, Chris Lowry, Dale Eadeh, Harri Kallio, Loston Wallace, and all the other BattleTech artists that have brought the IP to life through their amazing work.
    BattleTech imagery and mech info remains the property of Topps.
    Concept Art from Mechwarrior Online and game art from MW5 is owned by Piranha Games.
    Imagery from HBS BattleTech
    Some imagery/video from Pixabay
    Background Music: Purchased rights to use from Fanatical
    Intro Music: Purchased use rights from Ovani Sound
    #BattleTech #Mechwarrior #CatalystGameLabs #lore
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  • @MechanicalFrog
    @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +53

    Spend too much time dealing with ACs and you start making ammo mistakes. Yes, the Gauss Rifle ammo is 8 per ton, not 6. Silly me...

    • @rmcdudmk212
      @rmcdudmk212 Місяць тому +5

      It happens. Nobody is perfect 👍

    • @Vulpine407
      @Vulpine407 Місяць тому +1

      It's a Capellan plot I tell you!
      That or it's a clan Diamond Shark merchant trying to cheat you.

    • @keebbles
      @keebbles Місяць тому +2

      Ah yes, these are heavy penetration core gauss rounds...6 per bin. And still a bargain at this price. So, how many you taking today? Hmm? /clan sea fox salesman.

    • @wise_guy4230
      @wise_guy4230 29 днів тому +2

      I'm just amused that you didn't make your variant equipped with a plasma cannon.

  • @ursulcx299
    @ursulcx299 Місяць тому +64

    The Hetzer answers a very simple yet profound question : What if Gun, but Wheels?

  • @Bomfunker91
    @Bomfunker91 Місяць тому +113

    "Mechs think they can outstomp me. Maybe. Maybe. I have yet to meet one who can outstomp *cannon*." -Hetzer.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +28

      Where there is a plethora of cheap and barely functional military equipment, there is a way.

    • @chuckbuck5002
      @chuckbuck5002 Місяць тому +17

      @@MechanicalFrog Firstly it was cool seeing you on the podcast with Tex nice job.
      Secondly, as someone who has been a tank nerd since I gained sentience. I always have to use my suspension of dibelief around mechs in fiction. While they do look cool and I love the setting, I will always like conventional ground vehicles more. Keep up the good work.

    • @michaelmoolick9419
      @michaelmoolick9419 Місяць тому +2

      In a hetzer, how many mechs have you survived "meting" though?

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +9

      It was a fun conversation. Tex and I could talk history well into the early morn.

    • @Vulpine407
      @Vulpine407 Місяць тому +2

      Heavy Weapons Guy looks at you suspiciously...

  • @tawesssoabbox
    @tawesssoabbox Місяць тому +34

    The Hetzer... for when you can´t afford a Hollander but still need something that is a gun first and mobility second.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +12

      Mom, can we have decent equipment for our planetary militia? Mom: "We have decent equipment at home." The decent equipment at home: Hetzer.

    • @Grimmwoldds
      @Grimmwoldds 26 днів тому

      @@MechanicalFrogBut MOOOOOM, that's from old earth puddle apocalypse 2!
      Mom: No honey, look, new gun.

  • @catzo_5762
    @catzo_5762 Місяць тому +104

    Hetzer's gonna Hetz

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +17

      Can't stop the Hetz.

    • @herasisrodney8378
      @herasisrodney8378 Місяць тому +14

      Beat me to it 😂

    • @powwow151
      @powwow151 Місяць тому +3

      I miss old War Thunder

    • @DonaldWWitt
      @DonaldWWitt Місяць тому +3

      DO A LOOP!

    • @Maezhughes
      @Maezhughes Місяць тому +3

      I wonder if u could put jump jets on a hetzer 🤔🤔🤔. Something to consider

  • @malusignatius
    @malusignatius Місяць тому +34

    In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, there is still a place for a Truck with a Gun.

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo Місяць тому +60

    Imagine being a genetically improved supersoldier in a mech worth its weight in germanium, and dying to a Hetzer. The shame. Thanks for the video.

    • @Toiletlord
      @Toiletlord Місяць тому +2

      You mean scorpion battle tank.

  • @wraith7989
    @wraith7989 Місяць тому +38

    I love these stupid things. You take them expecting them to explode early, so when one actually blows a huge hole into something, you can get really excited.

  • @GrammarTron3000
    @GrammarTron3000 Місяць тому +27

    The Hetzer: Because the Scorpion Tank wasn't enough of a death trap for you

    • @guitarhausdoesntknowwhatac3285
      @guitarhausdoesntknowwhatac3285 Місяць тому

      I mean, I'd rather have the Hetzer; better chance you actually kill/incapacitate something before you go down.

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki Місяць тому +24

    Putting a gauss rifle on this thing is like putting a gauss rifle on a Halo Mongoose!
    I love it!!

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Місяць тому +1

      It's really a long overdue upgrade. Besides, if it's worth upgrading with FF, XL, and HAG, it's worth upgrading with a Gauss.

  • @scytheseven9173
    @scytheseven9173 Місяць тому +13

    the Hetzer is like a reverse-swaybackified SRM carrier

  • @chrissegee
    @chrissegee Місяць тому +20

    A car with a giant gun sticking out, this is the most Florida Man thing I’ve seen on BT and its wonderful !!! Oh Quicksell the Wish of the battletech universe

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +7

      Keeping it simple... probably too simple.

    • @andreykuzmin4317
      @andreykuzmin4317 Місяць тому +3

      You forgot Banshee and Charger, two assault mechs with Florida man energy.

    • @chrissegee
      @chrissegee Місяць тому +2

      @@andreykuzmin4317 true although i actually like the Charger nothing better than a giant assault mech with tiny pew pew s as its only weapons

    • @chrissegee
      @chrissegee Місяць тому +3

      @@MechanicalFrog the motto of Quicksell “ they can alway have more babies”

    • @arieshausdorff3396
      @arieshausdorff3396 29 днів тому +1

      Quikscell, when Wish and Russian Tank Industry have a baby in the future and give it a german name.

  • @Geeko170
    @Geeko170 Місяць тому +40

    I have never had a bad experience with a Hetzer. I have never had one get motive locked by an AC2 on the second turn.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +9

      Well that's good to hear.

    • @ero9841
      @ero9841 Місяць тому +2

      Ac2 are the bane of vehicles

    • @OmniMontel
      @OmniMontel Місяць тому +3

      Speaking of bane and ac2s.... Wait till you feel horrible for having every single ultra ac on a bane ac2 jammed by the heat phase of the second round.

    • @Geeko170
      @Geeko170 Місяць тому +1

      @@OmniMontel i’ve had an entire start of Banes knock out a Kirghiz.

  • @terryhiggins5077
    @terryhiggins5077 Місяць тому +36

    Hetzers are adorkable little death machines, and in that respect they are just the vehicle version of the urbie, cheap, effective if used in a certain enviroment but not overly so, big gun, cheap, and did i mention cheap?

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore Місяць тому +7

      Unlike the Urban Mech, a Hetzer moves at a reasonable speed. The Hetzer's speed won't save it, but at least it generally gets a shot off before it gets killed.

    • @terryhiggins5077
      @terryhiggins5077 Місяць тому +2

      @@Chris_Sizemore true

    • @fix0the0spade
      @fix0the0spade Місяць тому +3

      @@Chris_Sizemore The Hetzer moves at a reasonable speed... on flat paved roads. Show it some terrain, or some trees, or splash a little bit of mud on it, now watch the Urbanmech casually saunter up and step on it whilst the wheels uselessly spin.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Місяць тому +4

      @@fix0the0spade So you don't use it outside of a city or suburbs. Just like you don't use a Savannah master for for jungles, a Pike for urban combat, or a Monitor for open ocean. Build quality aside, the Hetzer is very good its niche of urban ambush on a tight budget.

  • @PaganPilot
    @PaganPilot Місяць тому +22

    Hetz Commander: We gotta mech coming from our flank!
    Hetz Gunner: I cant aim our canon, its case-mate!
    *Hetz Driver pulls fullspeed drift
    Hetz Gunner: Thankyou! *BANG*

  • @robertbodov912
    @robertbodov912 Місяць тому +22

    The Hetzer is just too cute not to love. Look at that turtle-loooking box with wheels, it even has a cute little stubby cannon!

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 Місяць тому +3

      That stubby cannon might look cute from the sides, but when you look at it head on, your attitude will certainly change.

    • @robertbodov912
      @robertbodov912 Місяць тому +4

      @@h.a.9880
      I prefer looking at an AC/20 from the side of the breach, and consider observing it's muzzle as an unsafe work environment, thank you

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 Місяць тому

      @@robertbodov912 Undoubtedly.
      Now, if only House Davion would accept the application for my emotional support AC/20...

  • @duncanmackenzie7795
    @duncanmackenzie7795 Місяць тому +15

    To quote Tex, the Hetzer is the bread bowl of tanks. Carve it out and fill it with some sort of soup.
    I won't say i love it, because i have had very mixed luck, but the missile variant has served in my sad, sad periphery merc lance from time to time. Because disappointment is a constant companion to a periphery merc lance.

  • @commissarstanley3055
    @commissarstanley3055 Місяць тому +7

    At one point my group was playing a narrative campaign that took place directly before the word of Blake funny time era. Our merc company made landfall, and everyone had brought mechs for a long campaign away from supply lines...except me. I brought a Modified Crab and 2 Hetzers. It was funny until those two hetzers went on to kill a whole heavy lance (of 3 mechs) with a ridiculous series of lucky head shots and blasting away and center torsos. They went on to somehow survive that campaign. The hetzer twins are now a famous name in our areas battletech community. Its Hetzin' time

  • @meining-mech4378
    @meining-mech4378 Місяць тому +8

    “I’m Discount Dan, and I will always take YOUR money!”

  • @FireGoliath
    @FireGoliath Місяць тому +9

    So the original 3026 TRO includes a lore story about how many units would refuse new Hetzers because at least they knew the old ones worked. Frequently with parts not installed at all, the best case scenario for many of those crews would be that the parts would just be tossed in and to be later installed by the motor pool. A specific mention was the gunsights. This story harkens back, if I recall correctly, to stories of Soviet T34s in World War II, specifically about sights not being installed and the best case scenario being that they were just tossed into the tank for the crews to install.

    • @robertschumacher2707
      @robertschumacher2707 Місяць тому +1

      And that if the crew was fortunate, the worker would have tossed in a bag of bolts too so the crew could install the sight themselves.

    • @FireGoliath
      @FireGoliath Місяць тому

      @@robertschumacher2707 I'm at the office so I don't have access to my TRO but that sounds dead on, lol

  • @s955120
    @s955120 Місяць тому +15

    The ride for the Turtle Team

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +4

      It'll get there... eventually.

    • @Spartaner251
      @Spartaner251 Місяць тому +2

      a girls und panzer reference?!

    • @MM22966
      @MM22966 Місяць тому +1

      @@Spartaner251 Yes.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca Місяць тому +2

      Girls Und Panzer does kinda exist in BT, there's that Kuritan school for female mech pilots and combined arms

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 Місяць тому +4

    A professionally assembled Toyota pickup with a cannon welded inside it

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +1

      All yours for 16 easy payments of 54,000 C-bills.

  • @tenchraven
    @tenchraven Місяць тому +11

    The Hetzer is technically not a technical, but it's a heavy pickup with armour and a weapon system along the passenger side. While it isn't in lore, I can't imagine the Hetzer doesn't have van and open body variants, with the commander's seat moved to the traditional location next to the driver. Ambulances, dump and tow trucks, trash truck, light crane, APC. Lengthen the bed, and it's the start to a small fire truck or a flat bed. Or a school bus. As such, it's "death from below" which can be maintained in a city's motor pool and has spare parts in common with most of their other heavy equipment. It isn't great, but it's cheap and the logistics are attractive. Just like the missile carriers are probably built on a common chassis with a lot of other industrial and mining machines. But I've always seen QuikCell as the maker of cost effective heavy and not so heavy equipment, like Hyundai or Norinco, even including things like passenger cars, TVs and washing machines.
    Do I love it? No, but I"ll use it. Particularly the LRM carrier. My version in eras when TAG is a thing and home on TAG LRMs get common is as a scout- LRM15, SRM6 and a TAG. With a reservist driver that is a ralley racer when not called to active duty.

  • @psychkosys
    @psychkosys Місяць тому +5

    Hetzer can make some noise on the table and is relatively cheap. Definitely something you want to add to your city defense, hide it around a corner on a side street and wait for a new friend to arrive.

  • @rmcdudmk212
    @rmcdudmk212 Місяць тому +20

    What's not to love about an armored gun on wheels? 🤔

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +5

      Fair point.

    • @rmcdudmk212
      @rmcdudmk212 Місяць тому +3

      @@MechanicalFrog I will say I only ever use the AC-10, and the Rotary AC-5 versions. The AC-20 doesn't have the range to be anything other then an ambush predator. 👍

    • @OmniMontel
      @OmniMontel Місяць тому +2

      The muzzle pointed at you.

    • @observationsfromthebunker9639
      @observationsfromthebunker9639 Місяць тому +2

      @@rmcdudmk212 The basic Hetzer is very much like its namesake. Low and slow, but easy to overlook until it opens fire. It's a proper Bushwhacker! *pause* Sorry, can't say that, some sneaky battlemech grabbed that name.....

    • @rmcdudmk212
      @rmcdudmk212 Місяць тому

      @@observationsfromthebunker9639 ha ha that's a good one 😂

  • @davidboothe9620
    @davidboothe9620 Місяць тому +3

    Love watching the shear look of horror on a players face when they enter a city and the opfor consists of Hetzer, Saladin, and heavy SRM carriers.

  • @pointmanfrosty7206
    @pointmanfrosty7206 Місяць тому +9

    Loved your podcast with tex

  • @ampgp03d
    @ampgp03d Місяць тому +3

    6:28 Another AFV that will fail The Chieftain’s patented “Oh Buggar, The Tank Is On Fire” test when the crew faces a “significant emotional event” on the battlefields of the 31st and 32nd centuries.

  • @joelaugustin6407
    @joelaugustin6407 Місяць тому +2

    I'm listening to your visit to the BPL podcast, The New Explorer Core is my favorite thing you've made! I really appreciate everything you create and I hope you continue sharing your passion with us!

  • @135forte
    @135forte Місяць тому +6

    The Hetzer: Demolisher at home
    And I feel bad for those Free Worlders that stumbled into a Hetzer nest, but, considering they made the Asset Management Weapon, not as bad I should.

  • @Toiletlord
    @Toiletlord Місяць тому +9

    When I was a kid I would bring 8 locust, 2 hetzers and as many scorpion battle tanks to the table as possible. Ever see a clan player throw a fit because his Omni assault mech has to take fire from 20+ tanks a turn?
    Also when most people talk about the urban mech they leave out 3 important things. 1 you can fit 8 in a leopard. 2 dirt cheap. 3 can torso twist 360 degrees.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +3

      Good times had by all...

    • @muninrob
      @muninrob Місяць тому +1

      Urbie important thing #4 - "low profile" and the concealment bonuses that come with it. (it's a very fast turret, not a very slow mech)

    • @Toiletlord
      @Toiletlord Місяць тому +2

      @@muninrob not to mention in 3025 you can do some fun refits. Lrm 20 urbies and 2 large laser urbies.

  • @radwolf76
    @radwolf76 Місяць тому +7

    So hear me out: An urbie with a Hetzer welded under the bottom of each foot.

  • @thunderK5
    @thunderK5 Місяць тому +10

    Good title. One doesn't really love Quikcell's products.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +3

      Kind of tolerate them until you can buy something better...

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 Місяць тому +1

      During the Blakist era,the WOB didn't bother to destroy Quicksell facilities. Quicksell was bought out by larger companies and quality improved.

  • @mathewkelly9968
    @mathewkelly9968 Місяць тому +3

    Because a couple of these plus an SRM Carrier make your opponent think about going anywhere near your LRM Carriers

  • @TerribleHeresy
    @TerribleHeresy Місяць тому +6

    I think this is one where game rules don't account for what you could do with this. I'm thinking in urban fighting you could drive one of these in to a parking garage up to the level where the heads of mechs will be passing. Even if you only dome one mech before being discovered and flattened then you've already made back your cost. Plus if you win then that's good salvage. Kill the meat, save the metal.
    Same goes for ground level. The low speed isn't really a problem for making your gettaway if the enemy is missing a leg.

    • @tenchraven
      @tenchraven Місяць тому +2

      Indeed. The colonies of Old Earth learned the urban mistakes of Old Earth, and planned for parking.

  • @irishijo1
    @irishijo1 Місяць тому +4

    Some designs never change. Battle Pancake will always be effective

  • @Archangelm127
    @Archangelm127 27 днів тому +2

    Recent videos from the Periphery indicate that you can get some wicked air with a Hetzer if you build a big-ass ramp.

  • @Caffeinated_Kitsune
    @Caffeinated_Kitsune Місяць тому +2

    Though I've never voiced this out loud, I've been anticipating this video for some time now. I'm glad to see that little buddy finally gets some recognition.

  • @marcusshiffler2614
    @marcusshiffler2614 25 днів тому +3

    Hetzer crews Vindicator Pilots
    (Fighting because the machine will kill you if you try to run)

  • @bronsilverstring5874
    @bronsilverstring5874 Місяць тому +4

    Soapbox of death deserves love. Always!

  • @ogrehaslayers605
    @ogrehaslayers605 Місяць тому +4

    Ive used Hetzer's a lot over the years. Always a great way to fill out a roster and scare the bajeezus out of an enemy. Just grabbed my first new scult of one. Love how it looks!

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому

      I'm always happy to hear when people have luck with these sort of units.

  • @R17inator
    @R17inator День тому +1

    I find it hilarious that the Hetzer's ac20 is described as firing 150mm rounds in 10-round bursts, this implies that it carries a total of 200 rounds in a pocket dimension.

  • @Versudan
    @Versudan Місяць тому +6

    A MF variant with a single big weapon and it WASN'T a Plasma Cannon? And no Jump Jets forced into it? Who are you and what have you done to the frog!?

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +2

      Halfway across the Pacific by now. You'll never find him on the secluded tropical island.

    • @Versudan
      @Versudan 21 день тому

      @@MechanicalFrog Damn... And the Hertzer definitely isn't crossing any oceans...

  • @RincetheWind
    @RincetheWind Місяць тому +5

    The missile variants are pretty good value. They are faster and more durable than the classic carriers. Especially important for the SRM one.

  • @ThatSlowTypingGuy
    @ThatSlowTypingGuy Місяць тому +5

    "Oh Hetzer what are we gonna do with you?"
    Does it involve a ramp?

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +2

      A ramp and probably a tow hitch.

    • @davidboatwright8688
      @davidboatwright8688 Місяць тому +2

      Damn it. Now I have mental images of a Hetzer starring in Dukes of Hazard and ramping over stuff...

    • @observationsfromthebunker9639
      @observationsfromthebunker9639 Місяць тому +2

      Stunt jump to have Hetzer take out a Super Heavy 'mech? It could happen!

  • @kierdalemodels
    @kierdalemodels Місяць тому +1

    Another great vid, MechFrog!👏👏👏
    That quote from TRO 3026 about the construction process is priceless!😂 And price is exactly what was on Quickcell’s mind.
    I have six, two Drac and four FWL (2nd Sirian Lancers) to represent units given inferior gear by their superiors. I love the Hetzer because it’s not (anywhere near) perfect. That gives it character😄
    We’ve mainly used them as the basic model in AlphaStrike as it’s just 15 points each, or the LRM/SRM versions if we feel like splashing out a full 18 points per tank.
    Thanks for using my models in the vid.
    Lastly, I did not choose the StugLife.
    The StugLife chose me.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +1

      Thank you for sharing the pics. It's always nice when I can add a few painted units to the vid.

  • @Icewolfcommand
    @Icewolfcommand Місяць тому +5

    I can say it makes a good infantry support vehicle, and M.A.S.H. or supply convoy protection unit.

  • @ashhawk7489
    @ashhawk7489 Місяць тому +5

    I feel the hetzer is one of those wild card units you. You put Sgt. Murphy and Sgt. L Jenkens in it point them at the enemy and something is going to happen.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Місяць тому

      Even if you're making a sacrifice play, that is something useful. A lot of mech jocks get jumpy when an AC20 is pointed at their rear.

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 27 днів тому +2

    The Hetzer is a really weird vehicle that only works in a niche role... but in that niche role, it's very cost effective.
    Myself, I prefer the AC10 version due to the longer range, but I feel like the LRM version might be the most useful, given it can rain down indirect fire or lay minefields without being exposed to incoming fire.
    In that regard, the Hetzer might be more akin to the Hunchback: The main variant carries an AC/20 and is very niche, but there's a variant for every occasion such as SRM-spam or LRM sprinklers.
    I like the Hetzer, but that's mostly cause it's so unapologetical and bold about what it truly is.

  • @treybaker5440
    @treybaker5440 Місяць тому +5

    Why? I mean look at it! It's like someone slapped a gun onto every R/C car I've ever owned. Adorable!

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Місяць тому +5

    Srm hetzer is a light SRM carrier with 1.5 tons more armor and no turret, limiting its arc of fire but having one fewer location to spread that armor out over. A pretty good deal. It is however slightly MORE expensive than the light SRM carrier which is 824k. Howecer it's available innearlier eras because while thr light srm carrier lacks any advanced tech it is "officially" a 3060 design.

  • @alexhurlbut
    @alexhurlbut 27 днів тому +2

    Environmental sealing allow a vehicle to operate in vacuum like airless moons and planets as well underwater.

  • @stormcrow28
    @stormcrow28 Місяць тому +3

    I love the Hetzer. It's cheap, effective, and you can buy them in droves. It the wheeled diet sized version of the Demolisher.

  • @TehSquare
    @TehSquare Місяць тому +2

    If I stuck a Drone Control System inside the Hetzer so I could remote control a bunch of them or set up remote ambush positions, that could be interesting

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +1

      Dunno... Is using prisoners cheaper?

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Місяць тому +1

      @@MechanicalFrog Unless they're Clanners taken as Bondsmen, no. You don't want resentful people forced to fight in charge of fire control and target selection. Even if they're not trying to get payback, they're not going to be in the best headspace. Lying in wait with a big cannon is hard enough when you're not being forced to..
      No, better to use the prisoners as bargaining chips or advertising of your kindness by letting them leave.

  • @mbr5742
    @mbr5742 Місяць тому +1

    My god, the Hetzer is on fire...
    Followed by a discussion on "how to check and adjust tire pressure"

  • @randyslater199
    @randyslater199 Місяць тому +2

    THE Hetzer, Hetzes and MF version doesn't croak

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +1

      I suppose we should make it croak...

    • @randyslater199
      @randyslater199 Місяць тому +1

      @@MechanicalFrog no we should just let it ribbit its target many times.

  • @wambam4006
    @wambam4006 4 дні тому

    The four wheeled motorized definition of "take no shit give no shit" wünderbar

  • @jameshiggins5686
    @jameshiggins5686 Місяць тому +3

    Discount Dan got employee of the month every month that he worked for Quiksell.

  • @Vulpine407
    @Vulpine407 Місяць тому +2

    Lol. Love the qualifier "kinda." Makes perfect sense.
    Pros: Cheaper (both BV and CB) than an Urbanmech. Incredible firepower for the cost. Decent speed (for a vehicle.)
    Cons: Armor only so-so. Ammo supply can be an issue. no secondary weapons. Lack of maneuverability. It's a vehicle.
    When you're defending an urban environment and your budget is so small even a Capellan quartermaster thinks it's stingy, then Hetzers are a decent (if desperate) choice.

  • @franksmedley8619
    @franksmedley8619 Місяць тому +4

    Hello Frog.
    Ah, the Hetzer. I just don't understand the hate for this vehicle. Way, way back, in the dim mists of time (roughly 1985 or so) I used Hetzer 'tanks' to my advantage on the tabletops. Just about any time I could defend on a planet, I would choose an urban setting and entrenched Hetzers, along with a few faster and more mobile units.
    Believe me, my amphibian friend, luring the enemy into such an ambush is a thing of beauty. A pair of Medium Mechs to do long ranged damage and fall back into the urban area, intentionally falling back from even an 'even' match, usually ended with the foe charging into 'town' and facing massed AC20 fire from the Hetzers. And if they chose to run, fast movers like Wasps, Singers, Spiders, and Locusts usually would slow 'em down enough for the Hetzers to roll forwards and finish the foe's forces off.
    With the low cost of the Hetzer, I could afford to practically flood the field of battle in the over-gunned tin cans.
    I have had fair results using the SRM and LRM Hetzers as well, and your MF variant... well, consider that Yoinked for field-testing.
    I have always been one for low-cost units, for the most part in my forces. Being able to better afford to lose units and replace them easily, is far, far better, in my estimation, than relying upon single and hugely expensive units. Yes, I know. I have a 'rep' for fielding massive numbers of Locusts at foes as well. But that does illustrate my point.
    The Hetzer concept is not 'bad', but should have been applied to a unit that was 10 tons heavier. A 50 ton variant would have more tonnage to work with, and thus be a 'better' overall unit. But, one makes so with the crap available. I would guess that the Hetzer is thought of by most as: 'Throw enough crap at a wall and some will stick'. Or, perhaps: 'Eggshells armed with sledgehammers'.
    It is not really about the fact that the factory that makes them, makes such shoddy examples of war materials, but in how one can use such an inexpensive unit effectively. Hetzers should NEVER be used in anything but forests, dense forests, Jungles, and Urban settings. Most of their manufacturing flaws can be easily fixed by any good Mech-tech, or Repair Bay personnel. Even good batteries can be found for replacement of the factory default units.
    The Hetzer can be a damned annoying and outright dangerous unit for any attacker. And Planetary Defense Forces can afford to literally buy them by the gross. Yes, each one would need about 100 hours of repairs and upgrades before fielding them in actual battle, but any half way decently trained mechanic can fix a Hetzer. Once 'repaired' to operationa standards, the Hetzer is fairly reliable, easily fixed both in the field and at base, and cheap to replace if totally destroyed.
    The AC20 is a well established design and very reliable. And, it is just about the most expensive single component of the vehicle. If your planet has any kind of good, heavy industry, every component of the Hetzer is easily replaced if damaged, for relatively low costs. If you have the foundries to make Hezter and AC20 parts, you have enough electronics knowledge to build all the targeting and sensor units that the vehicle uses. So, again, the Hetzer is easily supported by local manufacturing in most cases. And where that is not true, the costs to ship in replacement parts is relatively minor in comparison to shipping in more advanced unit's components.
    Say what you will about the Hetzer... a properly 'repaired', maintained, and well supplied Hezter force will deny enemy forces entry into cities nine times out of ten. And be able to protect facilities like your heavy industry as well. Bandits purely HATE Hetzers. Especially 'repaired' ones that can sit for days, hidden in place, only to fire up their ICE engines and blow large holes into expensive battlemechs.

  • @covahredro8370
    @covahredro8370 Місяць тому +1

    I remember these from my days playing MechCommander2, they weren't much of a threat, provided as long as you didn't let them get close. A couple of volleys of LRMs usually did the trick.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +1

      Yeh, keep your distance and apply damage liberally to the area.

  • @observationsfromthebunker9639
    @observationsfromthebunker9639 Місяць тому +1

    Congrats on being able to palaver with the Tex Man. You are officially a cool BT dude. 😎 The Hetzer is popular and fun because it is what it is. Yes, it's a shoe box with an airsoft gun mounted on a roller skate. Yes, it's only half a Demolisher. But hey, that's why it's there! For much less than half the price of a Demolisher, you get a self-propelled AC 20 that can take a hit or two, has a lower height profile than most of the overgunned MBTs, and is an acceptable loss if it goes up in smoke. Did we mention it has an AC 20? That's right, it has a weapon guaranteed to make a mechwarrior take notice, because if he ignores the shoebox hunkered down in cover, he might suddenly be on the ground wondering what happened to his 'mech's leg. The big nutcracker also ensures that a Hetzer can intimidate most of the enemy AFVs in its general weight class. (How many AFVs in the 30-50 ton range can safely swap shots with a Hetzer at 4 hexes?) And like I said, it's a shruggable loss; trading a lance of them for limping enemy battlemechs is worth it, and a kill shot makes it a real David versus Goliath value. And the Hetzer is definitely a solid design, because all the mods are basically "swap basic AC 20 for different big weapon." The best 3025 alts are the LRM 15 version, which is a superior Hunter, and the SRM 6 boat, which is worth it just for the enemy player's expression when it unmasks at 3 hexes and shoots! The best later alts are the Ultra AC 20 (more dakka), LBX-20 (more batchall dakka), and RAC 5 (spent casing fountain erupting from shoebox).

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +1

      Thank you. It was a great conversation and I'm lucky to be able to call Tex a friend.

  • @madcat3525
    @madcat3525 Місяць тому +1

    Great video! Hoping you do a Regulator hovertank video in the future. Looking forward to more videos.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому

      I'm sure we will cover the Regulator at some point.

  • @RibusPQR
    @RibusPQR Місяць тому +2

    AC-15 seems like the correct choice for units whose firepower outweighs armor or speed.

  • @bitterblossom19
    @bitterblossom19 25 днів тому +1

    Leichter Panzerjäger 38(t): That's my descendant!

  • @pat0652
    @pat0652 29 днів тому +1

    My two cents:
    A) The Lore stuff is a lot of fun, but shouldn't influence one too much as a player. Some of the game specs are ok enough. If you want to make it work with your head cannon, your command puts any Quikcell product through a detailed maintenance refit before acceptance.
    B) The LRM 15 variant is definitely worth considering. I am a big fan of using vehicles for long range support, particularly for LRM needs. 4/6 is ok for those uses, and while being wheeled is not ideal, for an LRM truck it's less of a problem. Particularly if you can get a veteran crew into it and use jump infantry squads to spot for indirect fire. It's almost half the BV of a Trebuchet, and like a fifth of the C-Bills.
    C) It keeps its value going into advanced tech eras, because it keeps being very cheap, and eventually it benefits from TAG/semi-guided missiles. It will also benefit from NARC early on, and while NARC is not easy to use, it ought to mess with the other players' heads, and it's FUN.
    D) Units like it are a VERY flavourful counter to the Clans and advanced tech "Yes your Gladiator B is Terrifying, but I can have two lances of Hetzer LRM15s pepper it (plus plenty of jump infantry to spot), and 4+ Grasshoppers Ns to fire PPCs as it closes and jump at it/brawl at close range after it's been worn down for the same cost." *aprox figures.

  • @Chris_Sizemore
    @Chris_Sizemore Місяць тому +1

    The Hetzer is one of those tanks. ICE engine, autocannon. The tech involved in producing a Hetzer can be found on any world in the Inner Sphere. Heck, most periphery worlds can produce the Hetzer if they try. Quicksel is the company most known to produce the Hetzer, but its a common design that could be produced anywhere. What the Hetzer is most famous for is the low cost for the firepower it provides.
    While the Hetzer is also known as a rolling coffin, it is what most milita commanders look for in a tank. Cheap, threatening, and disposable. The light armor means it won't stand up to a protracted fight. Honestly a Hetzer is lucky if it gets through 1 ton of ammo before it gets destroyed. Nobody ignores an AC/20 rolling around their mech. While being a wheeled vehicle severely limits where the Hetzer should be deployed, it means it generally is found in its most effective terrane: urban. Using buildings to limit engagement distance and ambushing from cover make the Hetzer deadly and very cost effective.
    A lone Hetzer is a target. There isn't much under 50 tons that you'll make a higher priority target than a Hetzer. The AC/20 offers that much psychological pressure. A Hetzer makes an excellent bodyguard for LRM equipped units like the LRM Carrier and even the Archer. Most pilots would rather take out the lightly armored Hetzer before turning to concentrate on the LRM unit it came here to eliminate in the first place. And the reason to like cheap units like the Hetzer is because you want to field a lot of units. Hetzers work well in packs. Nothing like getting chased down by a company of Hetzers using wave tactics.

  • @ogrehaslayers605
    @ogrehaslayers605 Місяць тому +3

    Forgot to memtion: my custom variant goes 5/8, has a fuel cell, and a front firing UAC/20.
    8 tons of Heavy Ferro Fibrous Armor.
    1.35 million C-Bills. Not too shabby!

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +4

      One tough cookie.

    • @ogrehaslayers605
      @ogrehaslayers605 Місяць тому +1

      @@MechanicalFrog it's served me well. I like your MF Gauss version too!

  • @haileysaint5443
    @haileysaint5443 Місяць тому +1

    My Hetzer variant is a whopping 4.3-million C-bills, according to my Mech Factory app. The Hetzer ISM utilizes Clan technology in pretty much everything but the one weapon it has. Clan XL engine, Clan FF armor, Clan standard structure (which is obviously superior to the IS standard structure), Clan single heat sinks (again, obviously superior to the IS single HS). It has an engine supercharger, and a dune buggy chassis; I don't know why I did that chassis, it just sounded cool and takes up no space and no tonnage. It has a movement profile of 4[3]/6[6], and Clan CASE to protect it from weapon/ammo explosions. It carries a Clan Light Active Probe in the body, with a Lyran-designed Heavy Gauss Rifle and 5 tons of ammo in the front. I kept it wheeled instead of making it tracked because, well, it was already costly enough. The bright side is that if you put the Hetzer ISM in reverse and gun the engine when you fire the Heavy Gauss, you might have just barely enough push to get out of the line-of-fire from anyone shooting at you from the sides - provided you're in an urban environment to begin with. Although, seriously, why would anyone waste money mounting a monstrous thing like a heavy gauss and an XL engine - Clan or otherwise - on a cheap projection of firepower?

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 29 днів тому +1

    Hetzer: what if coffin, but with gun?

  • @jimhardies9345
    @jimhardies9345 22 дні тому +1

    Heard on the BPL pod. Keep up the good work

  • @Idiotboyism
    @Idiotboyism Місяць тому +5

    Why do I kinda like it? IT'S ADORABLE

  • @Ironclockwork
    @Ironclockwork Місяць тому +4

    Alaric executing a captured Hetzer crew in a fit of rage after they took out two Clan Wolf 'Mechs is the Battletech version of a FPS community kiddie tantrum.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +5

      One more example of how Alaric sucks.

    • @observationsfromthebunker9639
      @observationsfromthebunker9639 Місяць тому +1

      Those uppity vehicle crews need to know their proper place!

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Місяць тому +2

      @@observationsfromthebunker9639 Sounds to me like they knew it. Behind the controls of the war machines they were best suited for. Glory to the vehicle crews who can punch up.

  • @SvenVanDerPlank
    @SvenVanDerPlank Місяць тому +1

    Because it’s adorable. Love me the Turbo Hezter.

  • @mathewkelly9968
    @mathewkelly9968 Місяць тому +2

    My Capellans have moved onto Predator Tank Destroyers because also cheap but tracks and LB 20x

  • @fenny1578
    @fenny1578 Місяць тому +2

    Cannon skateboard is love.

  • @anselmoffrisia2930
    @anselmoffrisia2930 Місяць тому +1

    At least for those soldiers who were issued garbage guns, they could salvage a replacement if they lived long enough. That's likely a little trickier when you're a tank crew.
    Great video, by the way. Good day!

  • @HouseDavieMerc
    @HouseDavieMerc Місяць тому +1

    ***BOOM***
    " We'll take a dozen of them".

  • @covahredro8370
    @covahredro8370 Місяць тому +1

    When your mech gets taken down by a Hetzer
    "What in the HETZ!!"

  • @swiftdraw
    @swiftdraw 27 днів тому +1

    The MF is similar to the one I cooked up as OpFor in a campaign game. It was to reflect my feelings on the Nashorn back when I was playing World of Tanks: Trash vehicle, but the effective long range gun covers up a multitude of deficiencies the chassis may have.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  27 днів тому

      Being able to hit at distance covers for quite a few sins.

  • @franklordi2219
    @franklordi2219 Місяць тому +3

    been looking forward to this one. the hetzer is an AC/20 on wheels! what's not to love?!?!?!! I've been wanting to try one with AP rounds.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому

      It's a strange looking duck, but I'm glad it has its fans.

  • @JacatackLP
    @JacatackLP Місяць тому +1

    Can’t wait until I get mine from the Mercenaries kickstarter

  • @lukedudley5030
    @lukedudley5030 Місяць тому +1

    Great cheap little tank :-) combined arms are much more useful than most people know :-) thanks again gor another fun watch

  • @DiggingForFacts
    @DiggingForFacts Місяць тому +3

    Clicked for the Hetzing, liked for the reference to my favourite Soviet boondoggle.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +1

      The only real challenge is deciding which soviet boondoggle to choose...

    • @DiggingForFacts
      @DiggingForFacts Місяць тому +1

      @@MechanicalFrog The one that was a tech-sink and pride project with the only real point being that of punching through the Fulda Gap and then no one caring whether it would still have gas, that barely saw adoption before the fall of the Soviet Union and then became a millstone so bad that one of the first upgrades was to put a diesel engine in it to make it slightly less thirsty, is a quaility choice IMHO.

  • @catboxvideo
    @catboxvideo Місяць тому +1

    Honestly, AC 10 hetzer with 4 tons specialty ammo, 7 tns amor. could be fun.
    A Lance of Hetz MF on a hill with cover wouold be a serious PITA for a light / medium unit

  • @JohnDoe-oh7gf
    @JohnDoe-oh7gf 23 дні тому +1

    As I was painting my batch of Hetzers I thought to myself: "I should ask MechFrog to cover this vehicle". Love its lore, don't care its pretty much crap, I've got a soft spot for the real hetzer, and this BT iteration is also a great machine. Very nice catalyst re-work of the art. Actually its the Mechfrogs fault I've come to love all the ground vehicles of the BT universe.
    As a GM player I don't have the pressure to win a game, and my AC10 Hetzer killed a mech in one shot xD. Cheers

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  23 дні тому

      This is the way.

    • @JohnDoe-oh7gf
      @JohnDoe-oh7gf 23 дні тому

      @@MechanicalFrog unless the way leads through woods terrain cause those wheels are nit gonna cut it :P

  • @mattikuokkanen
    @mattikuokkanen 27 днів тому +1

    I have used Hetzer in introduction games to new players. I give n00b some 'Mechs and have him play against my Hetzer platoon. I like the range of AC/10 variant, and the number of ammo bins gives options for special ammo types. Increased armor is somewhat useless as the thing gets immobilised before armor gives out. LRM variant is also cool and faster than LRM Carrier. Little disappointed you didn't have a photo of Jagdpanzer 38 which is also called Hetzer.

  • @domhart9046
    @domhart9046 Місяць тому +6

    Surprised you went with the t80 comparision. Since if you go back 40yrs more you have the OG hetzer. Although the original was actually reasonably useful in its role as a TD, and actually had tracks. 😂

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +2

      simple as that.

    • @domhart9046
      @domhart9046 Місяць тому +1

      @@MechanicalFrog didn't say a bad thing, just surprised ;)

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Місяць тому

      i'D call it a bad comparison. The T80 was supposed to be an MBT. The Quickcell Hetzer was never meant to fight on an even playing field, let alone punch down. It's more likely to be aided by friendly infantry who are also lying in wait than to have to defend against local infantry of a planet it's invading. It's built to punch up enough times to offset the limitations and attrition.

  • @hmad898
    @hmad898 28 днів тому +1

    lrm carrier + hetzer with precision ammo both hiding behind a hill is kinda nasty ngl

  • @77professional
    @77professional Місяць тому +2

    Yeah those Locusts are terrified right up to the point where they are standing on top of you.

    • @observationsfromthebunker9639
      @observationsfromthebunker9639 Місяць тому

      Locust pilots are naturally fearless. Other light mech pilots may try to maneuver around the Hetzer lance instead.

  • @lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014
    @lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014 26 днів тому +1

    Here's my version:
    Remove the ICE for a Fuel Cell engine of the same power output. This would get rid of the problems related to the crappy battery and it saves weight.
    Replace the AC/20 for an MRM 30 with an Apollo FCS and three tons of ammo. CASE is added to protect from ammo explosions.
    The armor profile is redesigned with 7.5 tons of FF armor, allowing a turret with two Small Pulse Lasers to be installed on the roof, for the commander. Three extra Heat Sinks are needed, on top of the one all Fuel Cell engines come with by default.
    The truck wheeled chassis and overall weight are left as they were. The new design's price is 958,600 C-Bills, or about a 44% increase in cost.
    Thoughts?

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  26 днів тому

      I like it. Could be quite dangerous in numbers.

  • @RalphyNoPants
    @RalphyNoPants Місяць тому +2

    We all know the meme vehicle is the Savanna Master.

  • @robertmurray7279
    @robertmurray7279 Місяць тому +1

    Top shelf title great job

  • @frankfrankerson782
    @frankfrankerson782 Місяць тому +2

    It sounds like it would be better to keep buying scorpion tanks instead. I do love the QC company lore.
    This is making me want to create a battletech army of the QuickCell security forces, with a big QC logo on all my cheap as hell Ikea vehicles.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому

      Quickscell: For when you need to do things on the cheap and don't really care.

  • @thelordofcringe
    @thelordofcringe 29 днів тому +1

    Baby dont hetz me, baby dont hetz me no more...

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda Місяць тому +1

    Well, that's fun. The Centurion bought by my story's main character was owned by a Marik mechwarrior before its head was blown off by a Hetzer in the Andurien Secession.

    • @MechanicalFrog
      @MechanicalFrog  Місяць тому +2

      A romantic story as old as time...

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda Місяць тому +1

      @@MechanicalFrog 🎶He was a Marik boy, she was a Hetzer gun, and he was standing on her world 🎶

  • @themisspultone
    @themisspultone 29 днів тому +1

    first seconds all I can think is "Some assembly required"

  • @TheInsomniaddict
    @TheInsomniaddict Місяць тому

    The Hetzer is an interesting vehicle. I always think of it as the modern pike formation: not necessarily there to do damage but to shape the battlefield as a semi-mobile land mass. Hetzers will break down, they will die, but they're also cheap enough for that to not really matter. Once you get to larger formations they start to shine as they can force enemies into making a decision between focusing down a potentially devastating speedbump or a consistently good battlemech. As long as they cover useful fire positions before they mobility crit they become that craw in an enemy's position.
    The LRM and AC10 variants are just good since they have the range to reach out and touch someone. They're good vehicles for what they are, even if they're just glorified technicals.

  • @hurnn1543
    @hurnn1543 Місяць тому +1

    Its quality firepower on the cheep if you use it in the appropriate terrain. The SRM variant Intriguing.

  • @Richy0326
    @Richy0326 Місяць тому +1

    Seems like the perfect candidate to have a HVAC/10 replace the AC/20.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Місяць тому

      Oh yeah, I always forget that the high velocity autocannons are a thing.