The Last Battleship Designs - The Good, the Bad and the Mad!

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  • Опубліковано 26 бер 2024
  • Today we take a look at the last generations of battleship designs, covering everything from nuclear missiles to rocket-assisted Tallboys and re-inventing the pre-dreadnought!
    Sources:
    www.usni.org/press/books/russ...
    www.usni.org/press/books/us-b...
    www.usni.org/press/books/brit...
    www.amazon.co.uk/Battleships-...
    www.amazon.co.uk/Nelson-Vangu...
    Lion class design study drawings by Tzoli (many thanks!)
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  • @Drachinifel
    @Drachinifel  Місяць тому +132

    Pinned post for Q&A :)

    • @TomSedgman
      @TomSedgman Місяць тому +9

      Do you have that link for the USS Kentucky work? It doesn’t seem to be in the description

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +2

      Could the USS Katahadin defeat a K-Class?😉

    • @thisisabcoates
      @thisisabcoates Місяць тому +4

      Of all the post-war battleship designs, which was the most realistic (or perhaps least unrealistic) for their respective navy to produce? And would this design have been useful as anything other than proof that battleships were obsolete?

    • @brendonbewersdorf986
      @brendonbewersdorf986 Місяць тому +2

      I had a purely theoretical question that hopefully you can answer. Is it possible to use a triple expansion steam engine in place of a steam turbine in the setup for a turbo electric drive would it actually work? Also given how turbo electric drives work wouldn't this potentially solve the main issue with triple expansion engines being that they can't run for long periods at full speed since in a turbo electric drive system needs to just run at an efficient speed to generate electricity? Id appreciate your opinion given your engineering background

    • @michalandrejmolnar3715
      @michalandrejmolnar3715 Місяць тому +1

      Can you make videos on post-WW2 navies? Like those equipped primarily with missiles?

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment Місяць тому +1514

    "rocket-assisted Tallboys"
    the WHAT

    • @Drachinifel
      @Drachinifel  Місяць тому +531

      It's a fun bomb test document to read 😀

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 Місяць тому +324

      @@Drachinifel Someone was using the line between madness and genius as a jump rope again?

    • @ryanward10
      @ryanward10 Місяць тому +108

      ​@@ph89787We contemplate all manner of possibilities. The trick is to only implement the reasonable. 😂

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 Місяць тому +80

      @@ryanward10 lots of tea and cocaine was taken in this conversation?

    • @ryanward10
      @ryanward10 Місяць тому

      @@ph89787 Free your mind my friend. 😏

  • @SonOfAB_tch2ndClass
    @SonOfAB_tch2ndClass Місяць тому +758

    America’s Last Battleship Designs: MORE *BOOM!*
    Britain’s Last Battleship Designs: MORE *ARMOR!*
    Russia’s Last Battleship Designs: MORE *PAPER!*

  • @PalleRasmussen
    @PalleRasmussen Місяць тому +711

    "Which was more to make the designers look too busy to be sent to the Eastern Front" made me chuckle.

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 Місяць тому +55

      That was the whole story behind German Wunderwaffen

    • @792slayer
      @792slayer Місяць тому +48

      @@jamesricker3997 I have a book written by one of the engineers who worked at peenemunde on the V weapons. He mentions exactly that, as well as basically using the projects to fund research into rocketry for space travel under the guise of it being a weapon.

    • @joseph-sj7do
      @joseph-sj7do Місяць тому +38

      That is also why Germans came up with so many Advanced Design Jet Aircraft to ensure Design Teams were not Conscripted, also Von Braun and his Rocket Designers who begged him to find something for them to do to avoid being Conscripted last month's of war

    • @connorfanning2956
      @connorfanning2956 Місяць тому +17

      "The remaining Japanese ships can be counted unaided on Yamamoto's remaining fingers" is also good

    • @792slayer
      @792slayer Місяць тому +3

      @@connorfanning2956 brilliant.

  • @Briandnlo4
    @Briandnlo4 Місяць тому +277

    Somewhere there’s a retired attack aircraft pilot and a retired submariner, raising a glass and each wiping away a single tear at all those targets that were never built.

    • @MrT67
      @MrT67 Місяць тому +31

      "Sob....... and we had to make do with flight simulators".
      "Blub..... what are you complaining about? We had to make do with underwater hearing tests and at least you could go to the pub at the end of the day........ "

    • @consubandon
      @consubandon 29 днів тому +6

      Somewhere, almost certainly. But, speaking for the submariners, we'd never admit to drinking with airedales.

    • @richardprice5978
      @richardprice5978 3 дні тому

      the latest update's show's there's missing strategy for shore bombardment and gun-fighter's and something that can soak up some hit's ( including from 155mm rounds aka ground fired ) away from the carrier fleet
      18"in X 60ft is probably to big ( drac pointing to firing did damage to the ship and crews like fire and maintenance and air-support, something you really need under fire and hit's ) in less it's a hybrid of missile and gun, leaving 14in to 16"in ( id stick to 16's as the technology is well known and line's/manufacturer's* are there~ ect and GPS+missile's-hybridisation shell's can be done etc for more accurately/penetrating hit or more range trading off $$ and space for limited number of special-rounds ) as the best choice, 5"in to 9in 2022~ showed yes useful but not always enough, 9-gun platform is probably the happy balance as 3-gun/1-turret doesn't fire quick enough or long/round-numbers enough/limited
      there was the blueprint with nuke=steam and middle 30~rounds ( USSR in the last fighting 2024~ showed that it works but to $$ plus couldn't stay deployed reliability aka ran out of things to fire plus some targets waste of resources vs a 16in-round would have been etc ) missile silo's for 900~mile range for select targets but mainly setup for gun's, or the other one was a hybrid movable deck flat-top/carrier both are probably viable, also for now USA is being unwise not to patrolling with Iowa's in place and or upgraded for nuke-steaming etc, so they have a place just as zomwalt does for marine-spying/steath-etc and light-fighting like piracy or running away as bait-ship to trade with carrier aircraft or BB62/ hammer 🔨😉

  • @paulhubsch5111
    @paulhubsch5111 Місяць тому +188

    It's a miracle nobody considered reducing earth's gravity to save weight.

    • @andrewyork3869
      @andrewyork3869 Місяць тому +5

      Mass what would be the ultimate limit to acceleration would stay the same.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 Місяць тому +9

      @@andrewyork3869 At least as much to the point, it wouldn't do anything about the displacement, since mucking with gravity would change the weight of the water and ship equally.

    • @kaneo1
      @kaneo1 22 дні тому

      Thanks, Q.

  • @rpick7546
    @rpick7546 Місяць тому +74

    'And the entire rear gunner had to be left behind.' Which was far preferable to only leaving behind half the rear gunner.

  • @jamesbuckner4791
    @jamesbuckner4791 Місяць тому +388

    Love the phrase "instant sunshine in a can"

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +18

      Sunny D: Now in a can!
      …reformulated with twice the diabetes!

    • @kavemanthewoodbutcher
      @kavemanthewoodbutcher Місяць тому +13

      Release the flavor of the sun!

    • @PipoZePoulp
      @PipoZePoulp Місяць тому +8

      The French have "chaleur et lumière" (Heat and Light) as an euphemism for the same phenomenon.

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire Місяць тому +14

      HERE COMES THE SUN

    • @leftyo9589
      @leftyo9589 Місяць тому +7

      well, since it has long been known as "canned sunshine", its not exactly original.

  • @lessonslearned2569
    @lessonslearned2569 Місяць тому +207

    Me expecting typical British understatement.
    Drachinifel, "Sarcasm, oh yes. Understatement? Not today."

  • @jaredthehawk3870
    @jaredthehawk3870 Місяць тому +400

    I think we've set a new record for Drachisms in a single video.

  • @barryclay9084
    @barryclay9084 Місяць тому +189

    "...was given the Old Yeller treatment" is the coolest metaphor I've heard in ages.

    • @Tipman2OOO
      @Tipman2OOO Місяць тому +3

      Dang now I have to see that

    • @KermitFrazierdotcom
      @KermitFrazierdotcom 16 днів тому

      I saw it at a Drive In and was scared when the boy was chased up by the rabid Javelina (?) and saved by the dog which had to be shot.
      SPOILER ALERT (too late)

  • @kemarisite
    @kemarisite Місяць тому +202

    Note that a 4.125" subcaliber projectile, wrapped in a sabot and fired from an 8" gun, was actually used by USS Saint Paul to shell targets in Vietnam at about 70,000 yards.

    • @Wolf-hh4rv
      @Wolf-hh4rv Місяць тому +31

      The role of battle ships as shore bombardment artillery platforms doesn’t get enough space. They played a crucial role in so many landings.

    • @floydrandol2731
      @floydrandol2731 Місяць тому +9

      That may be true and the 16" Guns were improved to shoot a hell of a lot farther than 24 miles. The age of the Battleship is Not gone. Also a small shell as mentioned earlier is marginal at best as it lacks weight or mass. Bigger guns evolved for a reason.

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt Місяць тому +16

      @@Wolf-hh4rv You can do more with less and be less vulnerable while doing it. No one is going to argue the effectiveness of a 16 inch salvo against targets inland, but its just too much boat and, in more recent times, much too vulnerable to anti ship missiles.
      What we really need is an automatic 8 inch gun with extended range projectiles or something similar. Yes, i know the navy trialed an automatic 8 inch gun, but the single mounting weighed as much as the lincoln memorial. Highly effective though! Built a not-a-battleship with three of them.

    • @SnakebitSTI
      @SnakebitSTI Місяць тому +7

      @@floydrandol2731If the age of the battleship is "not gone", where are all the battleships?

    • @notshapedforsportivetricks2912
      @notshapedforsportivetricks2912 Місяць тому +10

      70,000 yards! Good Lord, what was the target? Apart from, you know, Vietnam?

  • @bradenlawles7055
    @bradenlawles7055 Місяць тому +179

    5:59 LOL!!! I was not prepared for the Yamamoto reference at 7:15 in the morning!🤣

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +13

      What about a Rozhestvensky reference?

    • @Tipman2OOO
      @Tipman2OOO Місяць тому +4

      ​@@The_ZeroLinebut you both forgot the human ship reference!

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +5

      @@Tipman2OOO The Human Ship Experience needs to be the name of a band.

    • @avi8aviate
      @avi8aviate Місяць тому +4

      @@The_ZeroLine Well, it certainly wouldn't be the _most_ outlandish band name out there...

  • @The_ZeroLine
    @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +186

    I’ve noticed a theme among the worst of the worst classes & vessels. They tend to start with K: _the K-Class, the USS Katahdin and the glorious Kamchatka_

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 Місяць тому +29

      Kamchatka would have been fine if it wasn't a Russian ship 😂

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +19

      @@derrickstorm6976I’m sure Rozhestvensky would’ve loved to give one of his classic hateful nicknames to any of the sunken 🇷🇺 BSF vessels had he met their crews. We could’ve gotten a sequel to classics like the “lecherous old wh*r*.” 😂 The Moskova + Makorov both were running at well below advertised performance after all.

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri Місяць тому +9

      Russian ships still seem to have some sort of curse even today. Wasn't one of those big Russian warships recently taken down with a goddamn drone?
      Imagine having your ship sunk by the enemy and they're not even there to engage with lol. That's gotta be frustrating 😅

    • @quietman1972
      @quietman1972 Місяць тому +4

      The notation for a strikeout on a baseball scorecard is "K". So there's that.

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba Місяць тому +5

      🔭TORPEDO BOATS SPOTTED!

  • @PatchBits
    @PatchBits Місяць тому +20

    The phrase "boop the snoot of every snake they come across" is truly peak history UA-cam.
    We can't get better than this.

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 Місяць тому +1832

    Battleships only became obsolete because cowards were unwilling to use nuclear shells

    • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
      @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Місяць тому +206

      AVE IMPERATOR, SOL INVICTUS, DEUS VULT, EXTERMINATUS!!!

    • @readhistory2023
      @readhistory2023 Місяць тому +165

      Apparently some in the Navy think they're still viable. There's talk of getting the New Jersy back in action. You also don't have to use nukes to make them viable. Battleships are big enough to launch cruise missiles which they did do in the Gulf War.

    • @Fulcrum205
      @Fulcrum205 Місяць тому +169

      Technology has caught up to make then viable again. Missile defenses are much better. Composite and reactive armor can stop HEAT warheads.
      Guided artillery shells give big guns the ability to attack precision targets at unbelievable distances with pinpoint precision

    • @kimraudenbush427
      @kimraudenbush427 Місяць тому +1

      "Cowards"? No, my friend. The use of any form of nuclear warhead would bring about Armageddon, and the end of humanity. There's a reason the USSR and USA never went into direct war: it's a little thing called "Mutually Assured Destruction". There would be no winners.

    • @BlahCraft1
      @BlahCraft1 Місяць тому +112

      You can also use low yield nuclear shells as AA guns. Clear the whole sky with a single shot.

  • @naverilllang
    @naverilllang Місяць тому +172

    It's telling that most of these battleship designs seem to be solutions in search of a problem, with the goal being to have a battleship, not a ship to fill specific battle line role

    • @SnakebitSTI
      @SnakebitSTI Місяць тому +7

      Well, the role of "sinking big enemy ships" had been taken over by aircraft carriers, so they had to get creative.

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri Місяць тому +19

      ​@@SnakebitSTIexactly. Carriers replaced battleships.
      Any BB design after that was just because they *wanted* a battleship, not because they *needed* one is what they are saying I think.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Місяць тому +18

      Think what the battleship’s actual role in WWII turned out to be:
      #1: Fleet air defense with 20 5/38’s and a hundred 40mm and 20mm tubes
      #2: Shore bombardment.
      #1 is relevant today: a fleet sailing into battle could use another couple hundred VLS cells, and 4 127mm and 2 57mm turrets, and a bunch of CWIS and RAM launchers. All on a fast, tough-to-neutralize platform.
      #2: Give them the ability to fling 1000 pound glide bombs out to 300 kilometers, and 2000 pound conventional guided rounds out to 70km. Using volcano 127mm rounds you also have 50-70 km reach with smaller boom. Shore bombardment check.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 Місяць тому +8

      @@CorePathway But the question is whether that's the most effective use of your budget. Especially since you can't deploy half a battleship-sized hull to two different locations.

    • @AmosDohms
      @AmosDohms Місяць тому +3

      ​@@CorePathwayWhat about convoy defense, night actions, and just plain heavy armor and firepower? It's not fair to marginalize the role battleships played in WW2 just because they were on the way out at the end of the war.

  • @Kevin_Kennelly
    @Kevin_Kennelly Місяць тому +121

    17:06 "Presumably, these would be conventionally tipped, but only because large air-burst nuclear warheads didn't fit on them, and no one had made the logical leap to sticking Davey Crockett warheads on them, and then taping some nails to the outside of the resulting monstrosity for some plasma based shrapnel effects."
    18:33 "was quietly taken out back and given the 'Old Yeller' treatment."

    • @khaelamensha3624
      @khaelamensha3624 Місяць тому +8

      I stopped to note all Drachisms of this video😂 Seems the subject generates them 🤣

  • @admiraltiberius1989
    @admiraltiberius1989 Місяць тому +144

    As a native of Louisiana, its with a mix of pride and hurt seeing that the Louisiana of the Montana class was the last Battleship authorized for construction in the US Navy.

    • @johnlavery3433
      @johnlavery3433 Місяць тому +16

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Louisiana_(SSBN-743) Hope this helps

    • @thesaintssupperfan
      @thesaintssupperfan Місяць тому +5

      @@johnlavery3433it helped me, also a Louisiana native

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash Місяць тому

      I will never understand the fascination with these post war,submerged danger dildos...Need some in my model collection though^^@@thesaintssupperfan

    • @admiraltiberius1989
      @admiraltiberius1989 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@thesaintssupperfan ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto Місяць тому +3

      @@johnlavery3433 We're dropping the sun on Moscow for Mardi Gras 2025 WOOOOO

  • @MrHws5mp
    @MrHws5mp Місяць тому +82

    There was a 1960s scheme proposed by Avro to fire a boosted-equipped version of it's Blue Steel nuclear-tipped ASM, powered by the ever forgiving combination of kerosene and concentrated hydrogen peroxide, from converted Manxman class minelayers, these being chosen due to their large internal volume and high freeboard.
    The idea of replacing 4.5" Mk.6 gun turrets with Seaslug on a one-for-one basis is just mind-blowing: the magazines for Seaslug in the County class were 290 feet long and held 24 ready-use rounds, or 16 ready-use plus 23 crated...

    • @grahamstrouse1165
      @grahamstrouse1165 Місяць тому +11

      Is that where you send all the sailors you really, really hate?

    • @MrHws5mp
      @MrHws5mp Місяць тому +13

      @@grahamstrouse1165 Yeah, it's the navy equivalent of "go play in the traffic" - "go play with horrifically explosive, corrosive, toxic and twitchy chemicals on a pitching, rolling platform."

    • @Tipman2OOO
      @Tipman2OOO Місяць тому +1

      ​@@MrHws5mp😂😂😂

    • @ryanaegis3544
      @ryanaegis3544 Місяць тому +4

      @@MrHws5mp The kerosene is the nice part. Concentrated H2O2 will spontaneously combust or detonate at concentrations over 25-30%. Definitely not the kind of thing you clean a cut with (2%).

    • @ker-klickchoom5119
      @ker-klickchoom5119 Місяць тому +2

      Are there any books that will give more details on that? It sounds brilliant! 😁

  • @LordStarleaf
    @LordStarleaf Місяць тому +115

    As soon as I saw the title, I said "Oh YEEEES" out loud. This is gonna be good.

  • @dalel3608
    @dalel3608 Місяць тому +37

    USS Texas got its underside redone, a splash of paint, and refloated this year; now it's USS New Jersey's turn, it entered drydock today.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf Місяць тому +30

    "The Germans were strapping increasingly improbable bomb loads to the poor Stukas, even to the point where both significant amounts of fuel and the entire rear gunner had to be left behind."
    Geez, I hope they weren't running tests with partial rear gunners....

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 Місяць тому +1

      Clearly even recipients of double leg amputations need to fight for the Fatherland!

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 Місяць тому

      ​@@paulmahoney7619
      Losing his legs certainly didn't hold Sir Douglas Bader back.

  • @douglasbellamy5159
    @douglasbellamy5159 Місяць тому +33

    The deadpan or stoic delivery accompanied by upside down hulls and ships sunk in harbour is why I save these so they can be truly enjoyed. Well done!

  • @vikkimcdonough6153
    @vikkimcdonough6153 Місяць тому +41

    40:15 - In fairness, given that for reasons of geography the Soviet Union/Russia had/has to essentially build and maintain four separate navies, all isolated from each other, then if they needed _any_ of those battleships they probably _did_ need at least ten of them to avoid giving their enemies in each theater an easy defeat-in-detail target (same as with the original plans to build twenty _Sovetsky Soyuzes)._

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash Місяць тому +7

      Imagine being at war with pretty much..everyone and than having to relocate from the black seas to either the pacific or the baltic...With atleast 2 areas in the way where your enemies would not even need to really aim^^

    • @Wolfeson28
      @Wolfeson28 Місяць тому +7

      Well, even so, pouring in the vast resources required to have an adequate-sized fleet in every one of those four areas still isn't really viable. What you have to do is decide on one of two of those areas that are the most important or where your fleet can have the most impact, and focus on those while accepting that you can be outmatched at sea in the others. That pretty much what the Soviet Union ultimately did, concentrating the vast majority of their resources into the Northern (Barents Sea/North Sea/Atlantic/Mediterranean) Fleet and putting far less focus on the Baltic Sea, Black Sea, and Pacific.

    • @jmi5969
      @jmi5969 Місяць тому

      Correct. Dig deeper, nobody really wanted them, and everyone understood the impossibility of building even one operational group. Quite likely, including JS himself. I'm more familiar with the civilian projects of the Dark Age (ca. 1946-1954), and those were far more insane than anything conceived inside the Soviet military. Sort of a "ministry of silly walks". Fortunately, unlike the military, everyone involved knew it was just a paper exercise.

    • @ryanaegis3544
      @ryanaegis3544 Місяць тому +2

      How is Russia's need for four separate fleets different from any other country patrolling the world's shipping lanes? Britain, for example, during WWII, had three fleets just in the Indian Ocean, protecting the Suez Canal, Madagascar/Cape of Good Hope, and Burma. A fourth was fighting the Japanese in all around Indonesia.
      If anything, Russia has it easier due to its relative lack of dependence on international trade; they simply do not need a navy, and only have one now for following other navies.

    • @vikkimcdonough6153
      @vikkimcdonough6153 Місяць тому +7

      @@ryanaegis3544 It's different in that anyone _other_ than Russia can easily move ships between fleets, or move entire fleets to support other fleets if necessary, whereas for Russia this would require forcing at least one narrow chokepoint either outright controlled or easily plugged by a powerful enemy (for the Barents Sea, the gap between the North Cape and the Arctic icecap [easily plugged by Britain]; for the Baltic Sea, the Danish Straits [easily plugged by Germany] and the North Sea [easily plugged by Britain]; for the Black Sea, the Turkish Straits [controlled by the Ottoman Empire/Turkey] and the Aegean Sea [easily plugged by Britain/France/Italy/Austria-Hungary/whoever]; and for all the Russian Pacific ports other than Petropavlovsk, the straits ringing the Sea of Okhotsk and Sea of Japan and the mouth of the Yellow Sea [all either controlled or easily plugged by Japan, and even for Petropavlovsk transferring ships or fleets to or from anywhere _else_ under Russian control would still require forcing one of the other aforementioned chokepoints]).

  • @pmgn8444
    @pmgn8444 Місяць тому +33

    Love your sense of humor: the "Davy Crockett warhead" idea! "Fist-a-cuffs with a Megladon!" "the Good Idea Comrade" 🤣

  • @KSparks80
    @KSparks80 Місяць тому +30

    18:30 " ..the US battleship development was quietly taken out back and given the Old Yeller treatment". Oh, man, that's harsh! lol

  • @robertnessful
    @robertnessful Місяць тому +12

    "Plasma based shrapnel effects" is the most Warhammer 40k thing I've heard in months.

  • @sawyerawr5783
    @sawyerawr5783 Місяць тому +14

    30:09...okay, the description of Seaslug here is absolutely brilliant. also, the image of a man trying to fight a Megaladon hand-to-hand is amazing.

  • @SingMineshaftGapInAFlatMinor
    @SingMineshaftGapInAFlatMinor Місяць тому +94

    This video reminds me of a news interview I saw as a kid, during the Falklands War. A retired Iowa class captain was asked what he would do if struck by an Exocet missile (a la HMS Sheffield). "Send out a sailor with a broom and paint bucket." I laughed for days!

    • @theawickward2255
      @theawickward2255 Місяць тому +21

      Which in turn reminds me of the WW2 American sailor who reportedly said that British carriers were so tough that their response to kamikaze strikes was "sweepers, man your brooms."

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson Місяць тому +16

      @@theawickward2255 British carriers had armored decks, so the kamikazes barely hurt them. Sadly US carriers did not have armored decks. 😞

    • @TomFynn
      @TomFynn Місяць тому +12

      Also imagine what effect fire support from the nine 16' guns of an Iowa class battleship would have had on Argentine positions. The British battle reports would have been filled with the phrase "totally obliterated".

    • @GoranXII
      @GoranXII Місяць тому +10

      @@Dave_Sisson The decks weren't penetrated, but they _were_ warped, which led to the ships being retired years before their American counterparts.

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson Місяць тому +8

      @@GoranXII Okay, I thought it was the British were bankrupt after 6 years of war, so they trashed most of their carriers to save money when the war ended?

  • @The_ZeroLine
    @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +51

    IMO, “assume if you’ve designed it, anyone else could,” is a sound principle. Speaking of principles, it’s crazy that during this era the US made functional nuclear howtizers, land trains & probably a nuclear powered toothbrush + romance toy too embarrassing to ever be leaked. Oh

    • @John.0z
      @John.0z Місяць тому +8

      There was a nuclear experimenters kit - and quite a few were sold.
      Then the was the story of the "nuclear boy scout", who was on the way to collecting enough fissionable material to make his intended BOMB.
      The backyard shed he used was so "hot" that the US Army had to be brought in the remove all of it to a military facility.
      Do I need to observe that he had a short life?

    • @mahbriggs
      @mahbriggs Місяць тому +11

      @@John.0z
      Not a bomb, but a reactor! Big difference.

    • @grahamstrouse1165
      @grahamstrouse1165 Місяць тому +3

      Even better: They were SHORT-RANGE nuclear howitzers,

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +1

      @@grahamstrouse1165 Shorter than 25-40km?

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +2

      @@John.0z Oh, I just glanced and responded. Reread and realize you’re talking about David Hahn. That was fairly recently. Early 90s. I remember watching a great documentary about that.

  • @tomsemmens6275
    @tomsemmens6275 Місяць тому +10

    Obsolescence arrives when the cost of protecting a weapon system exceeds it's useful offensive capacity. When battleships became mainly useful in defense of carriers whilst requiring heavy escorts themselves they became obsolete. Nothing has changed.

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 Місяць тому

      Incorrect. It arrives when the cost of deploying it outstrips the utility of its function. Battleships were useful for surface combat, sealane control, blockade and shore support, but carriers did all of those things better, at the same, or lesser cost.

    • @bluelemming5296
      @bluelemming5296 Місяць тому +2

      And yet it was the carrier that was 90% obsolete in Vietnam, but the battleship shined. A study during that era showed that battleships could accomplish 90% of the missions assigned to carrier air for less money and far more effectively. This has to do with the fact that surface-to-air defenses in Vietnam (supplied by third parties) were very effective, and US aircraft and aircrew were incredibly expensive (~1 million dollars per plane, plus another large chunk for training the crew) while the battleships could use leftover ammunition from WW2 and Korea with great accuracy - and the surface-to-air defenses couldn't shoot it down.
      Carrier air was very effective in mid-to-late WW2 due to the lack of good surface-to-air defenses on Japanese islands, and the lack of well trained pilots and modern aircraft. Look up the 'Marianas Turkey Shoot' - an awful name, but it captures the relative advantage.
      Today things have changed again, with improvements in the difficulty of shooting down aircraft (for example consider the Gulf War). But who knows what changes the future will bring?

  • @nathanlentner3129
    @nathanlentner3129 Місяць тому +30

    Drach sure was in a chipper mood when writing this script

    • @MrDmitriRavenoff
      @MrDmitriRavenoff Місяць тому +2

      Hebdoes seem to be on his game. Might be the slightly daft subject matter.

  • @jwenting
    @jwenting Місяць тому +45

    Note that in the BBG61, ASROC had a nuclear option as well.
    And at one point it was planned to make those ships nuclear powered as well as nuclear armed.
    The idea was shelved in favour of placing Polaris in submarines once the Navy managed to get submerged launch capability for the missile worked out (the lack of which was why the surface ship to launch them was considered in the first place).
    Italy in fact went ahead and modified a cruiser to carry 4 Polaris missiles (and for good measure 3 more were built for 2 missiles each), but the missiles were never delivered as a result of the arms reductions negotiated that ended the Cuban missile crisis and the fielding of the US Polaris submarines which could operate in the Mediterranean without getting the anti-nuclear lobbies in Europe riled up.
    Ironically, the idea is currently being developed AGAIN, but this time by the Chinese.
    Just as the idea of a nuclear powered nuclear tipped cruise missile, abandoned by the US Air Force as unworkable around the same time is currently being considered (and possibly even fielded) by Russia.

    • @MrHws5mp
      @MrHws5mp Місяць тому +2

      Polaris and Regulus were both also considered for the nuclear-powered cruiser Long Beach as well. In the end she got ASROC and a couple of 5" 38s (the latter at the insistance of JFK allegedly) in the same midships space.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +4

      I still want the Nuclear Land Train back. That thing was actually awesome, except for being totally inferior at its intended job (crossing the Antarctic while hauling + providing living space) compared to the Soviet’s much more effective and practical T34 chassis based RV/Pickup.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому

      The nuclear tipped cruise missiles were thought to be unworkable. Just a violation of the INF Treaty.

    • @mahbriggs
      @mahbriggs Місяць тому +1

      Actually the nuclear tipped cruise missile was a very real and effective weapon. It was discontinued as part of the deal eliminating the intermediate range nuclear missiles.
      Since the Russians reneged on the deal under Putin, I wouldn't be surprised to see them come back!
      Various versions could be launched from surface ships, submarines, aircraft, and land vehicles.

    • @waywardscythe3358
      @waywardscythe3358 Місяць тому +2

      Doesn't Pakistan have nuke capable surface ships right now? I remember that being a big deal when terrorists almost took control of one.

  • @AndrewGivens
    @AndrewGivens Місяць тому +26

    Excellent video as always.
    The really beautiful thing that RAF Coastal Command discovered with the 'flattening out' of 'short' rocket launches was that, given the correct shallow dive attack angle, this harmonised nearly perfectly with the ballistics of the old .303-inch machine-gun. A Coastal Command training video (available on UA-cam and I think Armoured Carriers has posted it up) actually instructed pilots of Rockbeaus and Mosquitoes to fire *all* guns as they attacked.
    The principle was that 20mm cannon and .303s were not harmonised with each other, but the cannon would strafe and suppress the target vessel (reducing the obvious deleterious effects of return flak fire) on the approach, then as soon as the .303s were seen to be reaching the target *that* was the time to let fly with the rockets, which would enter the water just short, steer themselves level, and strike the target below the waterline, sinking it outright.
    Brilliant tactics, derived entirely from battle experience and usefully taking full advantage of a Beaufighter or Mosquito FB's cocktail of weaponry to a frightening level of effectiveness.

  • @malcolmtaylor518
    @malcolmtaylor518 Місяць тому +16

    Nice illustration of the Lion class. The absurd levels these post war battleships were reaching, we're in denial of the financial resources left after the war. The UK was bankrupt!

  • @WhatIfBrigade
    @WhatIfBrigade Місяць тому +19

    I'm reminded of the dual gun tank video. By splitting up a battleship into two or three smaller ships it reduces risk and enables you to be in two or three places at once. If Russia or China has a battleship you sink it with a submarine or aircraft carrier. But post WWII the median opponent has zero battleships total so just build destroyers, minesweepers, etc. A barge with an artillery piece is pretty much equal to a battleship as far as the enemy is concerned.

    • @bluelemming5296
      @bluelemming5296 Місяць тому +7

      @WhatIfBrigade From a naval architecture perspective you will want some larger ships, as relatively speaking they'll have more space for equipment and people and they will have longer range (look up the concept of a 'natural speed' of a non-hydroplaning hull - which ultimately determines relative space). So destroyers/minesweepers/etc really aren't optimal from a long term perspective. But that doesn't mean you need battleships, cruisers are fine. Of course, you can build a cruiser and call it a destroyer ...

    • @drafty9580
      @drafty9580 Місяць тому +3

      @@bluelemming5296 "Of course, you can build a cruiser and call it a destroyer..." USN doing the look away meme lol

  • @timwerner7771
    @timwerner7771 Місяць тому +31

    "Now to the British proposals there was no Lack of insanity...." HA! Love it

  • @CalgarGTX
    @CalgarGTX Місяць тому +11

    Really illustrate that the whole battleship concept had reached the limits of what was 'reasonably' possible.
    Anything you try to improve over an Iowa class is too big or too heavy or too slow, doesn't carry much more firepower in main turrets and cost half your national budget, and would still sink (or at least be out of comission for multiple months of repair) to a badly placed rocket assisted bomb (after known as missiles)

  • @kumaflamewar6524
    @kumaflamewar6524 Місяць тому +26

    I'm not gonna lie, i kinda like those soviet battleships. The really small ones.
    The reality is no matter what the soviets built a surface action against the US would never ever work.
    But having bigger gun ships than everyone else gives you a lot of flexibility in your own waters, and smaller neighbors.

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 Місяць тому +5

      This is why it's in fact important to understand politics; USSR would never have nominally limited themselves at pushing around smaller states around it, even if that's all they were capable of

    • @bruh-ni1fy
      @bruh-ni1fy Місяць тому +4

      ​@@derrickstorm6976Literally all they ended up doing during the cold war

    • @comradeivan9326
      @comradeivan9326 28 днів тому +1

      @@bruh-ni1fy all large powers do is push around smaller nations, no major powers went to war with each other beyond the two world wars
      Would you want to call yourself a great power and then admit that your enemy is superior, and not build up against them?

    • @miquelescribanoivars5049
      @miquelescribanoivars5049 28 днів тому

      @@derrickstorm6976 As opposed to the USA fumbling in Korea, Cuba and Vietnam and, in more recent times, in Iraq and Afghanistan.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 27 днів тому

      Never underestimate Russian chauvinism

  • @zamnodorszk7898
    @zamnodorszk7898 Місяць тому +9

    Draco’s segue about the SeaSlug gave me brief glimpses into what he would have to say about 1960s ship design, and I kinda liked it.

  • @andrewgraham6006
    @andrewgraham6006 Місяць тому +9

    I love the whole era of design in the 1950’s it’s like someone asked a toddler for all their ideas and actually pulled half of it off . Of course the other half gives you the battleship nuclear ballistic missile anti everything hull of death or BBNBM

  • @MartinCHorowitz
    @MartinCHorowitz Місяць тому +15

    Armor that stopped the Tallboys would necessarily stop them from disabling a ship. The Terpitz was warped by a Tallboy enough that it was severely impaired. The Shock wave from the bombs also disabled submarine pens by transmitted shockwave without penetrating the outer concrete.

    • @michaelbergman5095
      @michaelbergman5095 Місяць тому

      man, being anywhere near the shockwave from a tallboy hit would suck so bad.

    • @simongeard4824
      @simongeard4824 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, with a bomb that big, armor won't help much... the shock wave of a near miss going off in the water will do more damage than a direct hit.

  • @MartinCHorowitz
    @MartinCHorowitz Місяць тому +13

    The US Did build Nuclear shells for the Iowas, They also had Nuclear land based artillery for the Atomic Annie gun, which was actually tested.

    • @samtheeaglescout1490
      @samtheeaglescout1490 Місяць тому +1

      Early Cold War nuclear weapons and doctrine are comical. No wonder films were as wacky as they were.

  • @TomSedgman
    @TomSedgman Місяць тому +95

    God the thought of a Davy Crocket powered claymore is horrifying

    • @Cybrludite
      @Cybrludite Місяць тому +31

      Even scarier, one item that was designed for Project Orion: Nuclear. Shaped. Charges.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому

      Jesus, I forgot that that made. I mean, is there anymore proof the greatest generation were just grown up kids designing evil toys lol. They really needed Admiral Ching Lee around. He wouldn’t have allowed this nonsense.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +12

      @@CybrluditeFor those extra hard to penetrate doors?

    • @billsmith346
      @billsmith346 Місяць тому +29

      @@The_ZeroLineIf only it were that straightforward. Project Orion was a spacecraft. The shaped charges were shot out the back and detonated, with the shaped charge pointed at the spacecraft. The spacecraft would ride the repeated nuclear blasts through space using an enormous metal plate on shock absorbers.

    • @thatkancolleguy
      @thatkancolleguy Місяць тому +7

      Project Orion was a prospect at propulsion for a spacecraft not really applicable to this

  • @exharkhun5605
    @exharkhun5605 Місяць тому +11

    At least the guy sticking single submerged torpedo launchers on the sides, bow and stern of every battleship must have been pensioned as all these designs seem to have been blessedly free of them.

  • @zstewart
    @zstewart Місяць тому +10

    "19 inch belt armor and capable of 35 knots"
    Man I wish the Iowas were the ship the soviets thought they were.

  • @adamcarriere4465
    @adamcarriere4465 Місяць тому +27

    We NEEEED Jackie Fisher's Ghoast T shirts.

  • @dougm5341
    @dougm5341 Місяць тому +8

    How beautiful the Montanas would have been to behold.

  • @tuzu1758
    @tuzu1758 Місяць тому +15

    I'd like to take a moment. To say thank you for all the information imparted in each episode. I am enthralled by all things military. I am seeing the sunset of my life, and in these moments that cause me to dwell on silly shite like that. I bring up one of your episodes which draws me away from my mental abyss. I've learned so much and had so many chuckles since I discovered you. Thank you, please keep it coming. I'll always watch.

    • @darrellsmith4204
      @darrellsmith4204 Місяць тому +1

      Strength and bravery to you sir.

    • @myparceltape1169
      @myparceltape1169 Місяць тому +2

      Sometimes Autumn is a very long season. I hope that you make the utmost of it.

  • @beaker126
    @beaker126 Місяць тому +19

    I spit my tea out at nukes being referred to as "instant sunshine in a can".

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin Місяць тому

      Considering the shape of the "Physics package" (aka nuclear warhead) of a typical thermonuclear weapon being not unlike a tin can in shape, and the fact that they use fusion just like the sun does... it seems a particularly apt descriptive phrase.
      I have long before this taken to the phrase "Drop the sun on it" or "The sun rises twice today" to refer to the use of nuclear weapons, this doesn't seem that much different in spirit.
      Language is cool sometimes!

    • @VhenRaTheRaptor
      @VhenRaTheRaptor Місяць тому

      It's a common term on a web forum drach is part of.

  • @Norbrookc
    @Norbrookc Місяць тому +12

    I sometimes think that with the advent of drones (both air and sea), we might see a return to ships bristling with multipurpose anti-air or sea guns. While Aegis destroyers are doing yeoman work in the Red Sea, shooting down relatively cheap drones with expensive missiles is not necessarily economically sustainable over the long run, when bullets or small cannon shells are much cheaper. I can see something being built like a new battleship, which carries missiles, advanced radars, multiple gunnery platforms (including shore bombardment) filling the role the fast battleships did in WW2.

    • @grahamstrouse1165
      @grahamstrouse1165 Місяць тому +7

      It does seem likely that we'll see a lot more dakka on future warship designs. Using multi-million dollar missiles to take out drones that cost as much as a nice used car isn't very practical.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 Місяць тому +2

      The problem with the USN's standard missile is that it's expensive because you can shoot it at anything; there's even an anti-satellite model (although that's more a different weapon that can use the same launch system.) Point is, a gun is a much more limited weapon, so it depends on whether they decide a specialized weapon that's _relatively_ cheaper to fire is worth the loss of flexibility of losing some of the standards.
      Mind, it's arguable that just forcing a change to more expensive drones (to defeat your early generation countermeasures) may be worthwhile all on its own.

    • @Norbrookc
      @Norbrookc Місяць тому +2

      @@boobah5643 The reason I said there might be a "back to the future" in warships is due to what we're seeing in the Ukraine conflict, as well as in the Red Sea. The missile capability has been built around the idea of defense against airplanes or other missiles, with a mix of anti-ship (harpoon) or ground targets (tomahawk). In other words, what was the threat and relatively cost effective for dealing with those. As the Ukrainians have shown, large numbers of cheap drones can be devastatingly effective against both land and sea targets. I know the Navy has been working on anti-drone technology, including lasers, but 40mm Bofors are still quite capable against both air and sea threats, particularly where a missile might not be appropriate or necessary, reserving the missiles for targets where they would be.

    • @ryanaegis3544
      @ryanaegis3544 Місяць тому +2

      Not only is it not economically sustainable, ships have limited munitions. Even if it were economically sustainable, the ship will have to leave the front line to reload, and frankly, there aren't enough ships to just swap them out.

    • @ryanaegis3544
      @ryanaegis3544 Місяць тому +1

      @@boobah5643 The Iron Dome uses specialized short-range missiles and each still costs $55-60k. Meanwhile, fpv drones in Ukraine cost $700-800, and Australia has a cardboard attack drone that costs $50. Even a phalanx gun platform will burn through at least $100 worth of ammo every second it is firing.
      There is simply no way a missile with the technology to intercept another object in flight will ever be cost effective.

  • @simongroot7147
    @simongroot7147 Місяць тому +7

    40:50 The RAF dropped a 12,000lb bomb from 16,000ft to hit the Tirpitz. Admittedly the Tirpitz was not moving but a bomb of a third the size could be delivered by a much smaller and more agile aircraft and advances in aiming would mean hitting a ship of that size would be feasible.

  • @sharkman2857
    @sharkman2857 Місяць тому +65

    Did I just hear NINETEEN FIFTY FIVE in a Drach video??? Heresy!

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror Місяць тому +7

      IM CALLING THE INQUISITION!!!

    • @kentvesser9484
      @kentvesser9484 Місяць тому +6

      He was talking about the 19" 55 caliber gun, of course.

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri Місяць тому +2

      "Yes Inquisitor, this man seems to have strayed from his station and begun researching... *Other things* ..."

  • @Graham-ce2yk
    @Graham-ce2yk Місяць тому +3

    Thank you for covering these I was aware of the British designs thanks to Tzoli's artwork, I think they also covered one of the proposed modifications for the unbuilt USS Kentucky. The various Soviet designs are a real revelation. There might be a case for covering the USN's 'small battleship' designs of 1919 (all designs with a main battery of 16 inch guns) and two later proposals, one in 1942 for ship with a pair of triple 14 inch gun turrets and a bizarre proposal from the 1980s for mounting Iowa class turrets on new hulls to create what the designer termed a 'light battleship' but was in reality a revival of the Monitor concept.

  • @evaman0182
    @evaman0182 Місяць тому +4

    taping nails to the outside of the monstrosity for plasma based shrapnel effects if my favorite line in the whole video

  • @clangerbasher
    @clangerbasher Місяць тому +8

    France had been on the winning side and the losing side too. All angles covered!
    (Compare what France got out of WW2 compared to Canada which probably did more for very little if any reward.)

  • @samueldoak786
    @samueldoak786 Місяць тому +5

    Love the Davie Crocket reference
    Also taping some nails to the to the outside.
    Diagrams, please. 😂

  • @danielstickney2400
    @danielstickney2400 Місяць тому +7

    To be fair to the designers -- at least the US and British designers--at least some of the more ridiculous concepts were deliberately intended to prove why they were ridiculous to the sort of well-meaning people who start sentences with "Why don't you just..."
    Soviet silliness never surprises me, but it is a bit surprising that the Royal Navy persisted in their battleship fantasies long after their obsolescence should have been obvious.

    • @Briandnlo4
      @Briandnlo4 Місяць тому +5

      It also strikes me that some of those ridiculous concepts might’ve been engineered to give the Soviet intelligence agencies something to keep them occupied.

  • @doomslayer7719
    @doomslayer7719 Місяць тому +2

    "Instant sun in a can." - Drachinifel.
    Oh, you're getting credit for that one! I am so remembering that one...

  • @billhanson4921
    @billhanson4921 Місяць тому +2

    the music on this always gets my heart pumping

  • @jorge8596
    @jorge8596 Місяць тому +36

    A modern nuclear powered battleship with guided shells, datalink and aegis, and a vast amount of vls cells would be very interesting to see

    • @jlvfr
      @jlvfr Місяць тому +9

      Remove the armour and you have the concept of the Arsenal Ship.

    • @SciFiAddict189
      @SciFiAddict189 Місяць тому +6

      @@jlvfrMore the Zumwalts I think. Arsenals are just VLS with minimal crew and other stuff, and were intended to be remotely targeted.

    • @jlvfr
      @jlvfr Місяць тому +3

      @@SciFiAddict189I thought of those, but they got so fraked up, being nearly useless junk, I decided to stick to just the idea...

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Місяць тому +6

      @@SciFiAddict189Well, they realized their modules were neither economical, plug and play or good. So, they copied the much, much smarter Danish style of cargo container based modules, which is perfect for VLS.

    • @SciFiAddict189
      @SciFiAddict189 Місяць тому +3

      @@jlvfrfair enough, the Railguns they were relying on never came to to fruition.

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 Місяць тому +3

    3 of my favorites are Alaska class Baltimore and dea moines class cruisers and fletcher destroyers. I wish i was alive back then to see them working when they were new. Its amazing what we accomplished making amazing ships like that with no computers to use for designing. I think one of the best naval break throughs was the radar guiding for shells. B4 we had radar for help with aiming it was alot harder im sure. Having to lead the target also dealing with your speed and also the waves bobbing the ship up and down

    • @doodledangernoodle2517
      @doodledangernoodle2517 22 дні тому

      It was an absolute tragedy no Alaska class was preserved. They were beautiful battlecruisers

  • @CH3TN1K313
    @CH3TN1K313 Місяць тому +13

    @45:54 Drach, if you open up the game World of Warships, the dev Wargaming actually modeled and introduced one of these "pocket-fast/Black Sea battleships, which in-game is named "Borodino". It's armed with a 2×3 406mm/L50 B-37 main armament, and 2×2 180mm/L65 SM-45 cannons for the secondary armament and who's turrets are superfiring and on the centerline for both the primary and secondary armament, with the main 16" turrets mounted on the bow and the 7.1" secondary turrets mounted on the stern. The rest of the armament is 12x4 25mm and 12x2 57mm AA mounts. The 16" cannons are the same model and fire the same post-war shells as the Sovietsky Soyuz battleship in-game.

    • @BlackTyrant
      @BlackTyrant Місяць тому +4

      Kremlin and Slava are additionally interpretations of the Project 24 ships. Although the Admiral Ushakov that was recently added was also one of these early Pr. 24 interpretations

  • @TheFanNumber1ForCorr
    @TheFanNumber1ForCorr Місяць тому +4

    The truly insane part in all of this, is that some countries are rumored to once again be designed Battleship proposals to see if modern and more importantly upcoming technology may render them useful once again for primarily long range bombardment and anti-ship shelling. So a new updated video of those designs in a couple of decades (or however long it takes the naval boards to swallow their potential embarrassment) would be interesting to say the least.

  • @auxityne
    @auxityne Місяць тому +8

    If you drew up the Iowa-class based on what the Soviets thought it had, I feel like it would displace about as much as H44 might have.

  • @rainbowappleslice
    @rainbowappleslice Місяць тому +4

    Drach’s ‘Drachisms’ in this video were particularly hilarious

  • @Ensign_Cthulhu
    @Ensign_Cthulhu Місяць тому +5

    16:28 The closest they ever got to that thing was USS Mississippi refitted as a trials ship with a pair of twin-arm Terrier launchers aft. I vaguely recall reading somewhere that they had plans to do the same thing to Kentucky.

  • @notshapedforsportivetricks2912
    @notshapedforsportivetricks2912 Місяць тому +6

    "Drawing pretty ships kept people out of gulags."
    "Not so fast, comrade" replies a generation of soviet engineers.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie 13 днів тому

      Oh yes!
      Beria definitely had his own view on this.
      Keep your engineers in The Gulag to maximise control.

    • @theawickward2255
      @theawickward2255 9 днів тому +1

      Those were the ones who drew ugly ships.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie 8 днів тому

      @@theawickward2255
      An oblique revenge.

  • @justinebautista1383
    @justinebautista1383 Місяць тому +19

    Rocket-assisted Tallboys. Here i am thinking the British aren't batshit crazy

    • @gwtpictgwtpict4214
      @gwtpictgwtpict4214 Місяць тому

      We've always been batshit crazy, we just hide it well under a smooth, suave, tea drinking veneer of respectability. It's how we got away with the Empire for so long.
      For a modern example of British batshit craziness I give you cheese rolling. Been going on for hundreds of years, generally happens annually though modern Health & safety types do try and stop it now and then. Held at Coopers Hill in Gloucester which is nice and steep. A 7 to 10lb round of Double Gloucester cheese is released down the hill with a one second head start before the competitors can chase it. In theory you can win by catching the cheese, though as it can reach 70mph that doesn't happen, so the winner is the first person to cross the finishing line after the cheese. Prize is the cheese. Note, the hill is too steep to run down, you will fall over and finish your run bouncing arse over tit down the hill.
      Much beer will be drunk post the cheese rolling, possibly a fair amount before, including the competitors. Bruises, contusions and friction burns are expected, broken bones, concussions etc also happen. Don't think anyone has actually died though.
      To finish, a quote from the Wikipedia article and a link,
      'Canadian competitor Delaney Irving won the ladies race in 2023, despite finishing unconscious, and only learning of her victory in the medical enclosure.'
      ua-cam.com/video/PdKRx30s6sk/v-deo.html
      Batshit crazy enough for you? 🙂
      ETA youtube link.

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen Місяць тому +11

      "Sir, we didn't over penetrate the ships enough. We need to give 'er a rocket assisted boost!"
      "What do you mean we didn't over penetrate enough?"
      "The bomb only went through the top and bottom of the ship before it exploded underneath it. It would be much better if it embedded itself deep in the sea bed so the explosion would force a jet of water mixed with sand upward, cutting the ship in half with raw abrasion."
      "Blimey! We DO need a rocket booster!"

    • @filanfyretracker
      @filanfyretracker Місяць тому

      hey now at least they did not ask the Americans for any nuclear cores after 1945 to make rocket assisted nuclear tallboys.

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 28 днів тому

      ​@@filanfyretracker oh, that's something to see.

  • @michaelkovacic2608
    @michaelkovacic2608 Місяць тому +13

    It would have been so interesting to see one or two Sovetsky Soyuz completed, joined by another class of British and American battleships.

  • @thehuscarl4835
    @thehuscarl4835 Місяць тому +17

    Have fun with the New Jersey today! I enjoy the content you and Ryan put out.

  • @user-bh4ge1pm2t
    @user-bh4ge1pm2t Місяць тому +5

    I love all the never built designs. Nothing is ever wrong with them. They never get budget cut. And they are often pie in the sky pipe dreams.

  • @quietman1972
    @quietman1972 Місяць тому +6

    I'm going to need to re- watch this somewhere that I don't have to smother my laughter...
    The office is not that place.

  • @davidmcintyre8145
    @davidmcintyre8145 Місяць тому +6

    It seems that Fisher was right after all Fast ships; in essence battlecruisers which is what the Iowas are if one accepts that the battleship variant is the Montanas which is obvious given the battlecruiser system of one less turret and lighter armour as the price of speed supporting or supported by aircraft carriers(the aviation ships from Beardmore Fisher was so keen on)that could drive off cruisers and inconvenience heavier ships enough to allow the carriers to escape allowing strikes anywhere with the use of submarines to keep most heavy units in port. This would seem the basis of most modern fleet doctrines

  • @annrn6148
    @annrn6148 Місяць тому +2

    OMG...I love the incredulous sarcasm in your voice, when you're describing some of these outlandish designs & the nonsensical decision making behind them. The hilarity made my day!

  • @johnatthebox
    @johnatthebox Місяць тому +2

    you have taken the run-on sentence to a new level.

  • @coyotehater
    @coyotehater Місяць тому +4

    42:00 sounds like someone twirled their mustache, dusted off a Tillman design, relabeled it USS Iowa, & handed it off to the KGB, & laughed heartily afterwards.😅

  • @Ragefps
    @Ragefps Місяць тому +3

    Comrade Captain! NKVD is now reporting the Iowa class is armed with bald eagles trained to attack ships radar and rangefinding equipment! STAVKA demands a counter to this!

  • @Christopher-os7eo
    @Christopher-os7eo Місяць тому +2

    Thanks Drach for covering this subject. It’s been a question of mine for a very long time.

  • @mpetersen6
    @mpetersen6 Місяць тому +21

    The photo of what l believe is Wisconsin moored next to the raised hull of Oklahoma speaks by volumes.
    Battledhips post WWll certainly could have been improved but would still have been vunerable to not only aircraft but the pace of technology. Improved ordinance. Homing torpedoes. Attack aircraft operating at higher speeds. And ultimately nuclear weapons. Their time as naval offensive weapons against naval targets had passed. Their employment against land targets as artillery platforms could be performed by smaller ships and they would always be range limited.

    • @John.0z
      @John.0z Місяць тому +1

      Yet Ronnie did not want to give up his big boats! My understanding of the interaction of 16" guns and modern devices should have seen the battleships quietly put back into mothballs as soon as the first test firing showed the problems.

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash Місяць тому

      @@John.0z It is only a matter of time until someone builds a new version of monitor :D

    • @John.0z
      @John.0z Місяць тому

      @@NashmanNash You are probably right.
      The Zumwalt class is something of a throwback to Olympia, so the process is underway.
      With what is happening in Ukraine now it seems that there will be a lot of re-thinking in all branches of the military.

  • @davidrudd9846
    @davidrudd9846 Місяць тому +8

    Speaking of the Kentucky I served on the USS Sacramento AOE1 which was laid down in 1961 she received 2 of the Kentucky's turbine sets and boilers and her sister ship USS Camden received the other two . I understand her bow was used to repair the Wisconsin bow that had been damaged in a 1956 collision with the destroyer Eaton. Scuttlebutt had it that the Camden also got her keel????

    • @craigfazekas3923
      @craigfazekas3923 Місяць тому +1

      There is a 1:700 scale model available of AOE-1 SACRAMENTO & one of her sisters. Trumpeter makes it- and there are also some very nice aftermarket brass photo etch sets made specificly for those kits, to dress them up, big time, in terms of details & accuracy....
      🚬😎👍

  • @davidvanderven
    @davidvanderven Місяць тому +3

    Canned Sunshine is the perfect description of nuclear weapons.

  • @maj0072
    @maj0072 Місяць тому +2

    2 things .
    1. If anyone is interested in ships and shipping, check out Ocean Liner Design . He's just dropped a video about the ship accident .
    2. The flashes from the bridge are the HT power cable that run across the bridge. It's these that are arcing, causing the flashing. Anyone who's seen an HT power cable fail and arc its quite spectacular. No explosions.

  • @rocksandoil2241
    @rocksandoil2241 Місяць тому +1

    Your droll, yet humorous presentation is top notch. thumbs up

  • @jetcox6760
    @jetcox6760 Місяць тому +3

    Yeah, after the war, we, we got a little excited about the whole, Unleashing the sun thing....and well, we got a little carried away with the "Everythings a nuke launcher or a Nuke needing a launcher" thing and...Just wanna say our bad for what im sure was probably a terrifying period of time for the rest of the world.... :D ahhhh, memories

  • @yes_head
    @yes_head Місяць тому +3

    Nicely done, Drach.

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 Місяць тому +2

    Im so grateful that you have an amazing catalog of videos. I love naval history and you do such a great job teaching people about naval history. I appreciate your time and effort on every video 👍

  • @tenarmurk276
    @tenarmurk276 Місяць тому +4

    14:35 there is in fact not a link in the description below to the 8 inch autoloader iowa design video

  • @mot.schutzen9079
    @mot.schutzen9079 Місяць тому +3

    Imagine putting all these designers in a room with computers with Ultimate Admiral Dreadnoughts and letting them have a tournament of some sorts...

  • @onenote6619
    @onenote6619 Місяць тому +4

    Of course, if you want *really* crazy, some kind of 'Ignition' missile using Chlorine Trifluoride oxidiser and molten Lithium fuel would have been a - really terrible - idea. Both were tested, but never together. Thankfully.

    • @boardnski156
      @boardnski156 29 днів тому

      Lucky that my local library system had that book hidden away in the stacks. The chemistry was way over my head but thankfully the author was able to explain everything well enough.

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias Місяць тому +2

    When you started talking about the guns that could fire nuclear shells I started singing Davy Crockett.

  • @peterheard782
    @peterheard782 Місяць тому +2

    Thanks for the upload!

  • @matthewstreeter5169
    @matthewstreeter5169 Місяць тому +6

    29:35 "taken out the back and sectioned" 😂
    For those listeners outside of the UK, to be sectioned means being locked up in a mental health establishment by either the Police or a suitable doctor. This is done on their own judgement for the protection of both the individual or the general populous for such time as till you are deemed sane and safe.

    • @gwcstudio
      @gwcstudio Місяць тому

      Oh so not to be confused with drawn and quartered?

  • @FLJBeliever1776
    @FLJBeliever1776 Місяць тому +2

    That all said, today, the Battleship does look like a good idea. Thanks to recent developments such as VLS Missiles and SeaRam. The lines would be a lot cleaner.
    Plus, it's not like we're not already heading that direction. Could you imagine someone trying to explain away a 22,000-ton Destroyer? I know I can't. And if you're going to have Cruisers again, you're going to want Battleships, too. Because try explaining away a 55,000-ton Cruiser? I know I can't.

  • @michaelnovak4035
    @michaelnovak4035 Місяць тому +1

    My ship, USS Milwaukee (AOR-2 .... a Wichita class replenishment oiler) commissioned in 1969, supposedly received 2 of the Kentucky's screw shafts.

  • @stevequerin2504
    @stevequerin2504 Місяць тому

    As a High Schooler during the 1980s, I studied Real Life Military History & Technology as a Personal Hobby.
    Between 1972 and 1975, I watched every American War Movie ever made from Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Dictator" to The Beatle's "Let It Be".
    -- Okay. "Let It Be" was made in Britain; but, it was presented in the USA as a Theater Movie.
    Thus, I grew up from Elementary School thru High School thinking about Airplane Designs and Warship Designs and Armored Tank Designs and Spacecraft Designs and Warmachine Designs and Weapon System Designs.
    As a High Schooler, I was very interested in The Huntley Submarine; and, thought about modernizing it as a Military Weapon System; and, as a Civilian-Owned (Non-Militarized) Vehicle.
    I even thought about what a Scratch Designed 1980s Battleship would look like if it were to follow the rules of The Washington Treaty Of 1922.
    -- USS Alaska
    Actually, my own "Treaty" Battleship Design would be different from USS Alaska in a number of ways; but, there would also be alot of simularities, as well.
    • 4 Twin-Turret 12-Inch Guns
    • 6 Twin-Turret 5-Inch Guns
    • 4 SAM Launchers
    • 2 or 4 SSM Launchers
    • 8 CIWS
    • Armor Rated for 12-Inch Shells
    • Maximum Speed between 25 Knots and 30 Knots
    -- I wasn't looking at "STQ Treaty" as an Anti-Aircraft Platform Escort for Aircraft Carriers; but, as a Surface Warship VS Surface Warship Combatant.
    Basically, the need for 15-Inch Naval Guns and/or 16-Inch Naval Guns wasn't really needed in the 1980s.
    However, the Post-World War Two Ship Designers were still of the mentality that Battleships needed to be armed with the Biggest & Baddest Naval Artillery Guns available; thus, they weren't interested in downgrading Post-War Battleship Main Gun Armament.
    Thus, the Battleship as a Naval Warship Type came to an end.
    Modern Day Battleships would primarily be Shore Bombardment Naval Warships and not Fleet Vs Fleet Combatants.

  • @Blockio1999
    @Blockio1999 Місяць тому +3

    Drachism of the day: "The number of surviving major warships that were left to the Imperial Japanese Navy could have been counted unaided by Admiral Yamamoto's remaining fingers"

  • @nathanbrown8680
    @nathanbrown8680 Місяць тому +4

    The obvious answer from how battleships were actually used late in the war and in Korea and onwards is that what was needed was fast monitorst/AA platforms for shore bombardment cheaper than missiles and for the non-Russians, carrier escort.

    • @elmanco6885
      @elmanco6885 Місяць тому

      The Russians had the Project 68 and 68bis, they went from being projected as commerce raiders and night combatants, to command ships and more useful shore bombardment and support in possible amphibious operations, like in Norway

  • @rashkavar
    @rashkavar Місяць тому +1

    Rocket assisted Tallboys sounds like a step towards the much later bunker buster missiles. Wild!