[Vinesauce] Joel - Home Safety Hotline ( Part 1 )
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- Опубліковано 9 кві 2024
- Probably rats in the attic, don't worry
Date streamed: 24 Feb , 2024
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Lady: *Losing her mind about her child being missing*
Joel: Now this is comedy
I like how the game treats house fires are pests that infest your house, I can imagine Joel just swinging a fly swatter at a fire in his apartment
Not before he plays Doom music at it with his guitar
In The Sims 1, it really felt like house fires were household pests with how ridiculously common they were. They’d be making cereal and somehow start a fire.
I was boiling water once when a house fire try to crawl in. Had to use the thongs to stomach it
Jerma Dollhouse moment
He’d smack it with a flyswatter a few times and then call the Super Ghostbusters
UA-camrs can finally view Joel's Anti-Duende Services.
hoob.
*Speaking through a McDonalds Speaker*
_"Don't worry, Ma'am, we'll send our trusty Exterminator, Agundes, to take care of the problem."_
PROTECTIVE SHIELD
I'm also now retroactively calling the acronym for this: AIDS.
This is Joel's "AntI-Duende Services".
Joel's Aids come get them quick we're getting almost Filled up.
I like how the game just almost immediately turns into SCP Detective Hotline.
*HELLO, JA, THERE IS THIS ANTHROPOMORPHIC SKULL DOG LADY THAT LIKES TO EXTRACT BROGURT FROM ME AT NIGHT, EVERY NIGHT, WHAT DO?*
"DON'T RUN OUTTA BROGURT"
*OKAY, THANK YOU FUNNY XCOM MAN*
Keep plooking. Knock up skull dog lady and have skull dog kids. Good ending unlocked.
Joey on his way to get the worst possible ending
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrato.
@Maschinenpistole1 your brother lovedto recordh i s sicjtfech buTALLHEDIDWASWIGGLEAROUNDLIKEARAT
House fire.
The customers waiting while Joel puts them on hold for more than an hour: ._.
I know there's actually no time limit during calls but still
@@requiesticat I like how your original comment was placed 3 minutes before your reply.
@@Mediamarkedwhat a weird glitch lol I see it too
@@Mediamarked That's weird. UA-cam's comment section seems to be glitchy lately. The reply was supposed to come after, not first
I like to imagine the monster or whatever is also just kinda waiting looking at the caller
I am so fucking shook that I made it into a Joel Stream 😭 I’m Jackson Maxwell, the VA for Hank, Howard, May, and a few other callers, thank you so much for playing the game and showing support for the NSE Team!!!!!
Dude, Howard's death is one of THE most viscerally disturbing VA performances I've ever heard, second only to the lady losing her kid to the false artifact. Good job man!
Ayy my man. Now we need to hear what Gub Rubber thinks of this.
very funny, interesting game. be proud
"Hi there, calling in cause I heard you could help me with this... problem of mine. Y'see, I just bought this new hand dryer from a surplus office supply store and I thought it would be handy in my apartment. Works like a charm, only problem is that it randomly goes off whenever I'm in the other room. It's like there's another person in there and it sounds like he's having his way with it! I can't enjoy my beans with this racket going on! Can you do anything for me?"
"You might have a Hypersexualised British Bean infestation. If you let him finish, he will not do any harm. Ignore the buildup of gunk on the hand dryer, it is not toxic, though the smell might make you think otherwise. If it gets in your way, you can try to lure it with a fresh new dryer, mounted in another room. Provide the Bean with a sturdy thrash bin as well, otherwise it might move back to its previous location. Also, If you find a small brown teddybear nearby, whatever you do- DO NOT TOUCH IT."
House fire
House fire
House fire
House fire
Joel advises violence to anything that moves: the stream.
Alternatively: Joel causes invisible fire hysteria in local community.
He saving them from the dangers of methanol fire.
Seymour de Smoke-Detector told me that if an Intruder breaks into my house,
I give 'em the Ol' 1-2's, and send him to Pound Town.
(And then violently cough on their corpse to show dominance)
@@DarkDraconX1 What a considerate streamer! How blessed we truly are!
@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster No! You can't just cough on a corpse! That's inappropriate!
You have to give em the ol' Halo treatment! THAT'S appropriate!
I love how the solution to most of them are just "do nothing" or some esoteric ritual, while the Mirror Nymph just has "smash the fucking thing with a hammer."
"Don't Worry Mega Man Drops Jan 7th ‼ Listen ‼"
I suspect that these descriptions are written by filthy anomaly sympathizers and that softpoints, fire, or offensive magic would actually work very well.
Joel really is right about the children, they would DESTROY these things.
I really love how hard this game goes into fairytale and folklore creatures and their related weaknesses instead of all generic SCP-like monsters.
Mother: has lost her child and is crying in panic
Joel: hysterical laughter
And they call Jerma a psychopath?
Jerma is 8 years old and such a sweetheart
Jerma laughs at vehicular manslaughter
@@megafudge280 i think jerma's dead
Jerma's got the Patrick Bateman thing going on
pretty regular and affable demeanor on the regular but you KNOW when the mask slips
Joel is just a goblin and we've known that since day one
I like the idea of "solving" the client's problems by *sending in* various feys and cryptids alongside normal animals just to fuck everything up further.
Here, have a complementary Bogart after we failed to remove your ant infestation and “accidentally” put a false rosebush in your yard
Client, i’m hearing sounds at night, what should I do?
HSH, Oh that’s just a Bogart, a human like creature that causes mischief in your house, just leave your home permanently. It will probably try to kill you if you don’t.
joel's idea of "the fae would totally get fucked hardcore because kids can be evil" is something i really want to see
i want to see fae waking up after a 200 year rest and getting destroyed by a group of slight aware WAIT THIS IS JUST A STEPHEN KING BOOK????
duende comes out and gets vomited at: the sequel
Stand by Me but the kids are out to see a dead duende
There's a short story by M. Rickert called "Was She Wicked? Was She Good?" that's basically this
8:35 the fact that he almost immediately predicted attic gnomes
common problem in Norway 🙄
Finally, someone with the qualifications to play this game. Joey is our leading cryptid expert, he is the top Duende hunter. Step aside John Bindernagle, new boy in town.
The game failed to mention that bedbugs are actually well known for causing psychological trauma, particularly OCD because eradicating them requires you to be extremely vigilant and to have a very intense attention to detail since they're extremely good at hiding.
Kind of a missed opportunity on the dev's part, they underplayed bedbugs!
They also attract a larger bug that drinks blood and spreads a disease that goes latent, only to cause severe heart problems 30 years later.
This is all true BTW.
I'm glad Joey said a dozen times that its a little Hypnospacey I almost didnt notice
this comment reminds me of Hypnospace
@@thisname5ucksthis reply reminds me of hypnospace
I think that might just be XPcore
_You let me down now~_
I understand why they fired him, but House Of Cards just wasn't the same once Hypnospacey was gone.
As Joey lives in the feywilds he should have no problems with this.
Joey: "Hold my snusk juice"
Bro coming for that worst possible ending
Jobel has false rosebushes at his front door to keep him safe by gobbling intruding duendes
Joel, I think your supervisor might be a house fire
No, Draco, that's just the northern lights!
I don't think this developer has seen a CRT monitor
I like how they never ever suggest exterminating the pest. Do not stab the False Artifact & cut your pet out. Do not set the False Rose Bush on fire or chuck it into the woodchipper, do not chuck Fae Feast into the garbage, do not banish person infected with Sprig Tree to camp out in the back yard.. Just...move out of the house.
Love is when an Italian man & Swedish man come together to make an English metal song no one can understand.
I feel like the company is colluding with these creatures.
Well, the game IS based on fairytales and folklore. Just killing the supernatural thing is rarely, if ever, the solution there.
The vibe it's going for seems to be "it's the fae's world and you're living in it". If you mess with the supernatural, you just risk invoking those scary things below that are mentioned now and then.
I must resist the urge to scroll.
Absolutely love this game, watched Vinny play it and it was a blast
I really like the feeling of slowly creeping insanity as joel hopelessly skips the obvious solution 4 times while i scream at my screen.
Thats Dorcha
Hello? Microsoft Tech Support man? There is duende inside computer water cooler using it as hot tub. Send ghostboostrs please
Woman" bawling her eyes out in heart wrenching misery as her child has gone missing and the police can't be f**ked to help
Joel: *laughing like the fucking Joker if he just gassed an entire football stadium
What the fuck do you mean "Three and a half hours Part 1" !?
well, this IS Joel.
I hope my memory is wrong, but when I saw Vinny stream this, I think the "last day" ended in less than 15 minutes. If I'm right, Joel will regret not finishing it.
@@LikaLaruku yea he has like 20 minutes of game left, at most. I am not sure how bad you have to do to get the bad ending, but I think he might actually just get turned into a rat and then the game ends.
Brain damage gameplay
YES
Joel already can't get through the name Carol Regina, off to an amazing start lol.
I need Joels services immediately I need to scare the children away from my house
2:16:33 Streamer smooth-brain moment right there, saying "this might be the final day" not two minutes after he read the email saying he'd need to work Saturday and Sunday.
3:25:00 This kinda happened to me, but instead of mistaking it for a vape, they thought I was shooting up heroin at the carnival. Definitely glad to have a pump now.
EDIT; I misheard the pretended part, oops.
It's probably between Bees or a House Fire
I wonder if Joel will end up hearing the bad outcome for the lady dealing with the false artifact. The hysteric screaming by the voice actress were pretty intense.
Some of the acting here is actually really good.
Nitpick: Inconsistent retro filters. The intro video is a digital file. Except it has a vertical bounce like a film projector. Except it has digital graphics. I get that The Youths(tm) were born after this era. But so many people are into retro displays. This sort of thing should stick out.
The video would have had to be made on a computer, transferred to film, then scanned back into a computer. It doesn't come across as retro. It just comes across as "slap more filters on".
What you COULD do. Is you'd need a "found footage" layer where someone aimed a video camera at a TV, with the bad camcorder effects. So it was made digitally. Transferred to film. Shown on a TV. Filmed on a camcorder. And the camcorder could record straight to digital. Then this would make sense in universe. Except it would be way uglier.
that kind of thing is disappointing but unsurprising at this point. indie horror loves its inaccurate filters and anachronisms 😔 there's a later video called "science mysteries" that has plenty of text displayed in a commonplace, modern font, and it instantly felt less like a file made before most of chat was born and more like a seventh grader's powerpoint presentation. I like that this game has plenty of schlocky, cheesy acting, but other than the FMV segments, the visuals really leave something to be desired. (there's also the video about local open houses having every address be a breaking bad/better call saul reference, but that feels more excusable since those are blink-and-you'll-miss-it details in the part of the video that isn't meant to be the main focus. your mileage may vary 🤷)
based
@@elliot_ratbased on what?
yeah one of my nitpicks about the game is just how un-1996 it feels despite that being when the game takes place. some of the characters do not have a 90s look to me at all, especially carol, and some of them don't even really talk like how people did in 90s FMV games, and i know like thats a very specific thing to notice but when you have characters that look like and sound like they definitely know what an iphone is, it takes the immersion of the game out for me. i tried playing it myself but i just felt like it was trying to do too many retro aesthetics at once and it ended up making things underwhelming. sad because this game has potential too. the creators did say they were inspired by hypnospace, and inspired they definitely were, but they tried too hard to make it seem similar to the game without understanding the charm of hypnospace outlaw and what makes hypnospace.. hypnospace.
Also the game doesn't disable the horrible chromatic aberration filter when you disable the CRT filter in the options, which is dumb as hell.
watching joel and eating salmiakki :)
sims 2 antivirus,.....
rinkah
As much as I would love to elaborate on that, I will only say "so true"
Antivirus is NOT ENOUGH;
You need *[Slurry pronunciation of "Protogent"]*
2:02:05 "I can't find anything about a cheese" while he's LITERALLY ON THE PAGE THAT TALKS ABOUT THE CHEESE is peak comedy.
Gopher don't eat cheese, foolish Jobel.
the real horror was seeing the 2 story 2120 sq ft house for 120k, and realizing you cant even find a 1 story half that floorspace for that price now
Twig Sigmund is a reference to legendary prank call artist Longmont Potion Castle i cant recommend his stuff enough hes hilarious
Analog fecal
Joey help theres a Duende in my basement
joebel
Customer: "There is a giant slug in my cellar."
Joel: "Don't worry sir, we will send a Frenchman."
Customer: "Boohoo! I miss my son. He's always worried about bees."
Joel: "LOL!"
Every time Joey mentions SimpleFlips, I think about SlippySlides instead.
This reminds me of classic life alert ytps good.
He's finally gotten around to uploading it? I already watched the full playthrough on another vod channel. Joel is in dire need of an editor.
unfortunately, he mentioned on stream last night that he already has all these vods uploaded, just unlisted. jobel plis, you have to remember to set them to public for us youtube vod watchers 😔
@thag_simmons yobel hates us,
He wont do that :(
Yeah, I find myself watching his Twitch streams more because of how long they take to get here, making Joel the only reason I use Twitch at all.
Do you have the name of that other vod channel?
@@soulofwolf9906 Jerma and Joel Stream Archives (with chat)
Funni Sweedi hired onto safety hotline, millions dead.
Son is sick. He has spider bite. Tick didnt make him sick. Send help. Help .
lyme disease whomst
I feel like everyone who plays this gets that one wrong
But the tick solution says keep your lawn clear. And ticks also cause health issues. The tick team should clear the lawn as preventative maintenance. So it's a perfectly valid call. Bad game design on this one.
@@KevinJDildonik Wait, tick was not the solution??? It was even mentioned in a walkthrough, WHAT
edit: it's ticks in ALL the walkthroughs
@@fayelinae Ticks is the correct answer, Joel got it correct. His accuracy is 75% because he got one wrong earlier, that's why the one guy called back to yell at him.
1:57:10
Evil Swedish Man laughs at distraught mother
Joel is so fucked if he encounters a duende irl
Home safety
Jooooeeeeyyyyy
Translate to English: "Yooooooeeeeeyyyy". 😂
Nice vod to fall asleep to. Thank you, swedish boi Bongel.
1:02:14 this sound is a sound that plays a lot of times in the original Assasin's Creed. Fucking nostalgia hit me when I heard that.
Lol I kinda want to play this game now. Seems interesting
39:19 Joel is finally using his brain and is now playing 4D chess. Spiders are good for guarding gardens and houses.
Just was rewatching the subnautica streams, is his leaking sink the same one he smashed into place?
most of the sound clips of creatures, just sounds like someone having a bad day on the toilet
i had this on while sleeping and got woken up by joel yelling "BOGGART IN HOUSE, BOGGART IN HOUSE!"
Joel I love this game! I watched Game Grumps check it out and fell in love. I play it but I’m not super good. I try not to look things up. I have so many notes I took to make the text less threatening for me. :)
game grumps 🤢
If you want someone else who’s played this game, you could check out ManlyBadassHero.
@@elliot_rat Essence of falling off
@@kricku and essence of arin being explicitly racist
@@elliot_rat like in a woke way, or do you mean something newgroundsy?
1:03:07 Joel do we not remember what happens when we make fun of bald people 😭😭 the She bears appear!
"DEFINITELY not a travel gnome" when it's literally obviously a travel gnome. I really hate jobel sometimes
bread
joel's email voice may be my favorite ever funny joel voice
This is a great stream but the best thing I got out of it is Longmont Potion Castle. Where have I been?
HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!
Joel would be a GREAT dispatcher
This vod sent me spiraling into a Longmont Potion Castle rabbit hole
I love how when Vinny played this game, he played rationally and made careful decisions and read thouroughly though each article.
Joel on the other hand is just "Haha duende house fires lol"
This game astonishingly breaks the fourth wall, I guess.
well, it is somewhat of a comedic game, it doesn´t take itself seriously.
I'm about to get the game
Thought it was house fries.
Yoel gets a real job
This game has drivers test vibes
Shword
Some weird thing I’m a bit concerned about with this game is that every person that calls seems to either intentionally or unintentionally have some personality trait that I can see the creator not liking. I hope this isn’t some weird revenge story, because otherwise it has some good entries, if a little cheesy at times.
incredible Joel
John: [Black Mold] SPECKS in the Kitchen that looks like Coffee Stains.
Joel: BEDBUGS
its actually cockroaches not black mold
holy fuck a new joel video that i get to see right when it comes out. im so happy!! YIPPIEEE!!! PLAY stalker clear sky and call of pripyat pleas jobel..
Cockroaches can turn up in Sweden, just rarely, they don't like the generally cool climate.
26:28
3:03:26 why did I start laughing at this dawg😭
Mans only got like 30 minutes left and is going to stream this another day?
"I really like this game, but it's currently 1 AM.." yeah ok joel, as if i can't see the halfway mark.
Wait what?
What's the real location of Thunder Peak? It looks like a great hiking spot fr
1:00:00 i was dying laughing because kids would do that
Yo what
Note to self, look up Bed Teeth afterwards. Never ever have heard of it before.
Okay, halfway through the video and realized that it was made up.
10:55 Joel in the game?
can anyone tell me what long mawn potion casket is?
Walmart customer service simulator
2:15:14
hey. im not joking. stop saying the true name of the fleshstriders. you're giving them power.
why the heck was he getting so many calls on stream that he just HAD to pick up??
Answering real Home Safety calls
Holy shit that song was amazing. Joel is more into thrash and death metal, and I prefer black metal and orchestral metal.
His vocals are frickin sick.
It actually is pronounced "Regina" to rhyme with the silly haha word. It's from a Latin word meaning "queen".
"I" in Latin makes an "ee" sound.
I'm not surprised Joel wasn't scared by anything in the game. The whole "analog horror" fad got tacky so quick, but it was funny to learn that zoomers are afraid of the 90's.
it's hilarious
I mean, the actual horror in this game is supposed to come from the cryptids, and not the 90s "analogue horror" aesthetic.
Besides, using old stuff in horror media has been the norm since... Well, since we've shared scary stories around campfires. None of this is new, your generation did the same thing and so did the one before. Welcome to reality.
It's not even analog this is *digital*
well, that and that this game is not a horror game, but a comedy game.
This isn’t analogue horror though.
1:37:18 nah he looks like if mr bean and Carlton Lassiter from psych had a baby. 😂😂
The "please hold" just yeets my sides into orbit every time.
Even after watching Binty & Markimoo play this prior to Joel, it still gets me cackling.
*PLS HOLD.*
Could Johana invest in ChatReplay?
There's a channel named "Jerma and Joel Stream Archives" that uploads all of Joel's streams with chat.