Damn, some of these PSAs seem like really good advice for your local streamer. Don't stay up too late, eat healthy, don't get scammed, learn how to read
Maplestory 1 even had one that read: "Game Addiction is one of the Four Evils. It's serious. Think of your health, and limit yourself to no more than 18 hours a day."
@@Mario583aI'm playing video games 17 and a half hours of the day,that means i am not addicted and a healthy well adjusted human being. Thank you Maplestory,very cool!
"Have you been fingerprinted yet? It's fun, it's free and it will help the police identify your mangled corpse when they're scraping you off the train tracks." Thanks Mario 👍
Have you ever considered volunteering yourself into a police database? It's more fun to be a suspect in a thrilling mystery if that pesky fifth amendment isn't in the way! Plus if you go missing, your fingers will be crucial locate where you've been tied up. Thanks Mario 👍
In hindsight, the War on Drugs was pretty fucking insane. Like could you imagine Joe Biden nowadays commissioning a 30 minute cartoon where Steven Universe, Spongebob, Amity Blight, and Twilight Sparkle talk about the evils of vaping?
Or just a bad trip. Or withdrawal. Or ending up broke, homeless, starving, etc. because all your money goes into fueling the addiction. It can apply to almost any aspect other than the high itself.
32:15 - Meanwhile in the second Sonic movie, Tails did the following: - Stole a police car - Stole a PLANE - Committed two hit and runs - Flew without a license - Drove without a license I can't wait to see what other crimes he'll be committing in the third movie.
@@R-youdamantendo-R No it's not. That was the plane that flew over Rachel and Randall's 'wedding'. He hotwired the thing and attached machine guns to it.
I had no idea the "if you do drugs you go to hell before you die" line was an actual line and not just something Vinny made up. And he sounds so casual in his delivery when he says it.
It makes sense if you think about it: people addicted to drugs go through some really horrible stuff and die early, often as a result of said drug use. It’s a pretty powerful sentence that, admittedly, is tough to understand with how fast he says it.
There's a reason. His rival is named Dr. Quark, and he hates being called "Quack" both because no one knew what a quark was in 1993 and also because it implies he's just making things up.
“I feel like these PSAs were a way to appease parents.” They literally were just made for that purpose; parental concerns about cartoons at the time being nothing more than toy promotions eventually lead to televised animation legally requiring educational value to their audiences, which is the reason why so many 80’s-90’s shows had quick PSA segments bolted onto them at the end of each episode regardless to the relevance to the show itself or the contents of the episodes beforehand. In due time, these became obsolete as shows later incorporated such values and positive messages naturally through the stories and dialogue of certain episodes.
As someone who watched a ton of crappy cartoons for fun, as an adult, i do see where the parents were coming from. So much unbearable slop, and kids did deserve better than "Rubic the magic cube" or whatever it was called. Some critics portray parental groups as bunch of stupid Karens but people literally forget just how much absolute cartoon garbage was on TV. Its so bad that Captain N and Mario show are actually written with much more thought than most other shows at the time and im not kidding. The fact that the execs just stapled on random PSAs is frustrating, but I guess it really is better if a kid learns to not electrocute themselves thru the 80s version of skibidi toilet slop. Also so many people are critical of todays cartoons but honestly theyre written and made with so much more care and respect its not even funny. Objectively todays cartoons are much better, even ones i dislike are running circles over the best shows from the 80s. Mobile game trash now plays the role of cartoons. And before you go "but PARENTS need to entertain their children!" Newsflash, parents and children are human. Children DO get tired of human interaction too, you know. They want to do something easy, and thats watching something for a couple of hours. Before TV and smartphones it was radio, before it, it was telling stories or reading dumb books or playing with mercury or whatever. Children will always want easy entertainment and they deserve good entertainment same as adults.
The Sonic PSAs going from stuff like “plant a tree” and “remember to feed your pets” to out of character moments like Sonic telling abused kids not to run away from their homes is wild 💀
Sonic, always warning of strangers, yet never considers the possibility of danger coming from within a family. Never even once considered that Coconut's relationship with Robotnik is abusive... and then he tells others to not try to leave their abusive families.
"We should warn the kids about getting SAd! But not so much that their parents get offended at the idea that they unwittingly let a predator around their kids."
the stranger danger psas are always chock-full of irony, ESPECIALLY the sa ones like yeah sonic parents, teachers, or police officers will NEVER sa you and can ALWAYS be trusted, and theyll DEFINITELY trust you when you talk to them about it
That and him saying that we’re part of the pollution problem when corporations are most responsible 😭 Sonic needs to learn some stuff himself perchance.
Tails was kind of dumb in that show. There's an episode with a flashback that shows Sonic finding him as an orphaned baby, and I guess Sonic didn't do a very good job educating him.
@@eh5732 There ARE a couple episodes in the show that lean into the gearhead traits he's now well known for. Including one where he flies a plane like in Sonic 2
@@corsojames considering Tails is the one mostly used as the "bad example" in these PSAs I genuinely don't want to know how it would have turned out if he was in it
I came from eight months ago to inform that this PSA comes from the episode with the girl robo hedgehog that Sonic falls in love with, so it's sorta implied he's the victim.
I must admit that the one about having difficulty learning to read actually kinda got me a little. I am a literacy tutor, so helping such kids is what I do and I find it to be rewarding work
@@mostverticalproductions4808 Personally, I think anyone who successfully eats a hamburger while walking backwards, deserves the right to wear a hat while doing it, wherever they are.
To be fair, it's actually quite in-character for Sonic to promote planting trees in cities regardless of permission I mean, his whole thing was rebellion for the sake of the environment around the time AoStH was made/aired
that and freeing small woodland animals. although this was also around the time the comics began and unfortunately thats what i remember most of late 90s sonic. especially with all the exclusive and one off characters for the show and comics.
That actually came from the 1st game changing it's setting from a nightmare world plot to an environmentalist story during development, since Sega executives wanted to be relevant to the time
@@LuminousLead He absolutely planned this from the start. Just so he could teach that deadeyed squirrel a lesson, even though she already decided not to take them on her own
Damn... even if that messed up subtext wasn't there, leaving home and putting yourself out there is a difficult but necessary part of life later on, you don't want to paint the outside world in such a bad light to kids with lively curiosity and imagination
@@oddcrafter1270 I'm pretty sure they would have gotten in trouble if they had Robotnik treat a human kid that way. Plus, I don't think Sega wants any of the characters to have kids in any of the Sonic media. And I believe that even Paramount is under that restriction (one of the few they have for the movies).
@@disposable_income_andy funny how way after his retirement we'd have many more deaths from drug abuse, whether its overdose, heart failure or... double murder suicide
It always kinda confused me how so many people don't seem to understand "you go to hell before you die", because when you see how people look after prolonged drug abuse with necrosis, teeth rotting and falling out, intense sickness... and then their behaviour through addiction and severe withdrawal symptoms... Yeah, that kinda seems like hell to me.
I'm pretty sure most adults understand what he's saying but little kids aren't going to know what "going to hell before you die" is supposed to mean other than literally going to hell
"But Mario, what about Toad?" "If he participated in a California Frog-Jumping Jubilee, then he cannot be eaten and *must be destroyed* as soon as possible!"
Late 80s early 90s PSAs were extremely wild and meme worthy in YTPs. They were made with good intentions, yet as we got older we saw them as comedy gold.
Funny, cause they weren't made with good intentions, the messages were good, but they were purely made cause the law required it, and since artists and writers didn't really care for them, they just didn't bother making them "good" and were like "whatever, don't steal okay?" which why they're so meme worthy!
I like how some of the mario and sonic psa's go from "Don't steal or cross the street without looking" to "Hey do you know anyone with a gun or sharp knife? Watch out for strangers with them they can hurt you" "Don't do drugs"
That's right! You should always look first before you steal. Make sure the coast is clear, don't want somebody to see you! You can't run as fast as Sonic can!
The effort in Sonic PSAs were pretty good considering some include the one-off side characters that appear in the main episode. That "Don't talk to strangers" PSA really is more relevant now with modern day scam calls/text messages.
as is the one about not zoning out listening to music while walking through traffic, considering how people stare at their phones while they cross the street. I was surprised that the "memorize your home phone number" is the only one that's completely obsolete. I would have thought more would be completely dated.
Some old bastard would probably say "Reading and using your imagination are good advice too, since all anyone does is look at their phones all day." I would be inclined to be that old bastard, but I also know it's not entirely true.
I find the Captain Lou PSA's so funny because in the context of the wrestling world, Captain Lou was a heel. And almost definitely did drugs and crimes at least once.
@@celestitecaroline That was his mom. The kid's a robot. I had to look that up because I'd forgotten that. But Robotnik did have a wife. And it's even more messed up than I originally thought.
Exactly I watched the whole movie after watching this VOD the first time over(same day as this VOD's upload) and I've been kinda hyperfocused on it since
I remember that during the early 90s and pre 2006, there was a very big stigma around 'violence' in videogames in Chile, to the point of parents throwing trading cards and consoles to the trash... I had a friend who sadly got his Super Nintendo thrown away because he played Super Mario All-Stars and his mom was being told by a priest to throw them away... He didn't even show any sign of being violent whatsoever
17:4424:02 The show went through several different animation studios. Very few episodes look exactly like others. It's funny that the artists had different interpretations of what Sonic's feet would look like.
It was pretty surreal watching Vinny see the Straw Hats for probably the first time. I forget how goofy this cast is with stuff like Franky's "SUUUUPPERRRRRR"
I like how a bunch of times vinny talks over every line of dialogue in the PSA, then goes "what is this PSA about?" gee i dunno vinny, if only the characters on screen were saying things that might help you figure it out.
There are areas where it's genuinely a problem, like the Mohave Desert and beaches. But there's basically no chance of dying. Funny thing is, I got stuck once, but it only got up to my ankles and the worst to come of it was having to buy a new pair of shoes because I couldn't wash them out well enough.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Is it true that not a single human being has ever “drowned” in quicksand? And that most quicksand-related deaths are just attributable to dehydration (due to being stuck)?
i think that one was actually about learning things from other cultures, the way tails points out how weird they are before learning something from them? it's obscenely funny to me to imagine it's actually just a quicksand PSA though
wikipedia says it's about... sloths. which makes me think it could also be about taking life slowly. but honestly i don't care it's about quicksand now
@@WheresPoochie There may or may not be a few cases where someone overburdened while traveling through unfamiliar terrain wasn't able to get their backpack off quickly enough, but yeah, the number of cases of legitimate drowning is probably in the single digits. You CAN pull yourself further under if you flail too much because it will create pockets of suction, but you won't be able to keep it up long enough to be pulled fully under. And yes, the overwhelming majority of deaths as a result of quicksand were due to dehydration.
That Captain N one is so much funnier premise-wise knowing that Captain N is, like, around 16-19 in the actual show, and yet he acts completely clueless in the parody like he didn't most likely already hear what Mario and "Luigi" said in school like 2 years before (Yes I have been cursed with the knowledge of Captain N lore, I did it for my old Twitter group chat's sake since Captain N Mega Man is the sorta 'mascot' for the thing)
What gets me about the “Hell before you die” PSA is the hat. Man steps up announcing his full title of “Captain Lou Albano”, meaning that the hat is the only thing that makes this count as a Mario PSA.
The aosth Sonic PSAs should be played in Times Square every like 30 min. Imagine randomly every advertisment turns into a random sonic PSA with loudspeakers.
That 'dont go with strangers" psa is pretty good because they were like, saying that someone you care about is in trouble. Because so much stranger danger stuff was about candy and crap, as a kid i didnt actually know they could use some other line like that. My mom taught me that they could bait me by saying a kitten or a friend is in trouble, but it wouldnt hurt to learn from a cartoon either. Good psa
Some of the Sailor Moon Says segments showed clips from episodes that didn't even air on TV at all. I remember the one where Umino flipped a Teacher's dress up and it was on a Sailor Moon Says PSA about bad behavior in the classroom and why it isn't good. The episode where the clip came from never aired in the DIC version of Sailor Moon but it was there in Sailor Moon Says.
The Mario "DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO OWNS A GUN!?" clip is perfect for the greenscreen meme format. The background around that weird mayor character could be greened out so he pulls Mario up over whatever video is played before it.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny reacts to the Donkey Kong Country Show Songs (First Half of Season 1)](/img/n.gif)
Sorry I had to cut the PSA at 52:35 due to copyright claims!
ChatReplay ► chatreplay.stream/watch?v=Q4j5PWBfP24
Do you know someone that owns a gun or a knife?
@@USMC49er that's neow gued
i don't know if it's just me or not but after the cut ChatReplay is completely desynced
1984 moment 😮💨
#FuckCopyrightclaims
Damn, some of these PSAs seem like really good advice for your local streamer. Don't stay up too late, eat healthy, don't get scammed, learn how to read
lol
hint hint
Maplestory 1 even had one that read:
"Game Addiction is one of the Four Evils. It's serious. Think of your health, and limit yourself to no more than 18 hours a day."
Practicing safe sex, Cleaning your pastrami
@@Mario583aI'm playing video games 17 and a half hours of the day,that means i am not addicted and a healthy well adjusted human being. Thank you Maplestory,very cool!
"Have you been fingerprinted yet? It's fun, it's free and it will help the police identify your mangled corpse when they're scraping you off the train tracks."
Thanks Mario 👍
It'll help the police find you if you commit a horrible crime or speak out Against the establishment
Thanks Mario 👍
Have you ever considered volunteering yourself into a police database? It's more fun to be a suspect in a thrilling mystery if that pesky fifth amendment isn't in the way! Plus if you go missing, your fingers will be crucial locate where you've been tied up.
Thanks Mario 👍
Are you my long lost brother? 😋
The "please" really sealed the deal, after that I couldn't help but go to my priest, my rabbi, my minister, my mums, dads and teachers.
Can't forget the Fireman and the DEA officer!
Captain Lou said that with a bit of pain, like he knew people in his life who died of drug abuse.
I think he said "Please" cut off erupted at the end because he wasn't done cooking yet, he had more to tell us.
"Ok Mario, I was about to do illegal druggs, but since you asked so nicely..."
Hello Mario
In hindsight, the War on Drugs was pretty fucking insane. Like could you imagine Joe Biden nowadays commissioning a 30 minute cartoon where Steven Universe, Spongebob, Amity Blight, and Twilight Sparkle talk about the evils of vaping?
I mean "Don't be racist" exists, but it's not quite as crazy...
@@EngineerMonkeyBTD6
That building had the right of it.
Government-mandated shitpost, I love it
I mean of all what you list, Steven Universe is the most likely to do it
there would be a whole episode about the gems getting high as fuck and greg has to get them off the juice
"You go to Hell before you die" honestly could be an accurate description of an overdose...
It gets darker the more you think about it.
That's what the phrase meant to begin with, as confusing as it was worded
Or just a bad trip. Or withdrawal. Or ending up broke, homeless, starving, etc. because all your money goes into fueling the addiction.
It can apply to almost any aspect other than the high itself.
I heard somebody say it should be “you go through hell before you die”
@@steamboatwilly3560 No, "hell" in this sentence refers to the addiction.
32:15 - Meanwhile in the second Sonic movie, Tails did the following:
- Stole a police car
- Stole a PLANE
- Committed two hit and runs
- Flew without a license
- Drove without a license
I can't wait to see what other crimes he'll be committing in the third movie.
FRRRR
Tales musta landed in detroit zawg
Stole a plane? That’s his own plane!
@@R-youdamantendo-R No it's not. That was the plane that flew over Rachel and Randall's 'wedding'. He hotwired the thing and attached machine guns to it.
@@SBaby Oh.
But that’s in the cinematic universe-
I had no idea the "if you do drugs you go to hell before you die" line was an actual line and not just something Vinny made up. And he sounds so casual in his delivery when he says it.
It's the casual delivery that really sells it, his ambivalent eyes got that "sorry paisano I don't make the rules" stare full-force.
Please.
A surreal moment
It makes sense if you think about it: people addicted to drugs go through some really horrible stuff and die early, often as a result of said drug use.
It’s a pretty powerful sentence that, admittedly, is tough to understand with how fast he says it.
He ain't wrong tho
Robotnik yelling “ Q Ü A C K “ for no reason is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen from the show 34:09
There's a reason. His rival is named Dr. Quark, and he hates being called "Quack" both because no one knew what a quark was in 1993 and also because it implies he's just making things up.
Quack is an insult for a fraudulent doctor or medical professional
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Well, that and he ended up with duck DNA as a result of a lab accident.
ACK!!!!!!!!!!
While he was in the middle of consuming a delicious banana, no less.
“I feel like these PSAs were a way to appease parents.”
They literally were just made for that purpose; parental concerns about cartoons at the time being nothing more than toy promotions eventually lead to televised animation legally requiring educational value to their audiences, which is the reason why so many 80’s-90’s shows had quick PSA segments bolted onto them at the end of each episode regardless to the relevance to the show itself or the contents of the episodes beforehand.
In due time, these became obsolete as shows later incorporated such values and positive messages naturally through the stories and dialogue of certain episodes.
Maybe Childrens Media in the 80s was just dreck, who knows...🤔🤔
Is that what the animaniacs "wheel of morality" segments were about?
@@jasonrobinson401yeah it was basically poking fun at the nonsense
I liked when Tasha Yar on Star Trek told Wesley why drugs are bad, then turned directly to the audience
As someone who watched a ton of crappy cartoons for fun, as an adult, i do see where the parents were coming from. So much unbearable slop, and kids did deserve better than "Rubic the magic cube" or whatever it was called.
Some critics portray parental groups as bunch of stupid Karens but people literally forget just how much absolute cartoon garbage was on TV. Its so bad that Captain N and Mario show are actually written with much more thought than most other shows at the time and im not kidding.
The fact that the execs just stapled on random PSAs is frustrating, but I guess it really is better if a kid learns to not electrocute themselves thru the 80s version of skibidi toilet slop.
Also so many people are critical of todays cartoons but honestly theyre written and made with so much more care and respect its not even funny. Objectively todays cartoons are much better, even ones i dislike are running circles over the best shows from the 80s. Mobile game trash now plays the role of cartoons.
And before you go "but PARENTS need to entertain their children!" Newsflash, parents and children are human. Children DO get tired of human interaction too, you know. They want to do something easy, and thats watching something for a couple of hours. Before TV and smartphones it was radio, before it, it was telling stories or reading dumb books or playing with mercury or whatever. Children will always want easy entertainment and they deserve good entertainment same as adults.
PSAs really made me think quicksand would be a daily risk
If anything they may as well be warning you about grain silo suffocation and flammability since thats far more likely
I actually got stuck in it once. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
The Sonic PSAs going from stuff like “plant a tree” and “remember to feed your pets” to out of character moments like Sonic telling abused kids not to run away from their homes is wild 💀
4:15 - A legendary out of context clip of Mario.
He sounds legitimately curious.
Pawn shop commercial
"Please, kids, your old pal Mario finally pissed off the wrong koopa!"
"can I borrow a gun? Or a knife?" - mario
Do you have a gun or a knife, Mario?
Sonic, always warning of strangers, yet never considers the possibility of danger coming from within a family.
Never even once considered that Coconut's relationship with Robotnik is abusive... and then he tells others to not try to leave their abusive families.
Yeah
20th century media seemed to pretend families were never abusive
"We should warn the kids about getting SAd! But not so much that their parents get offended at the idea that they unwittingly let a predator around their kids."
Sage the golden child confirmed
the stranger danger psas are always chock-full of irony, ESPECIALLY the sa ones
like yeah sonic parents, teachers, or police officers will NEVER sa you and can ALWAYS be trusted, and theyll DEFINITELY trust you when you talk to them about it
That and him saying that we’re part of the pollution problem when corporations are most responsible 😭 Sonic needs to learn some stuff himself perchance.
41:16 I can't unhear Joel giggling and showing Shadow the hedgehog with a gun render
joel played in the back of my mind like gollum and smeagol for half of these clips because of that video
46:45 that Tails face had me DYING! Mixed with the sonic neck I lost it
He looks piss drunk
Why Is He flirting At Me?
Sonic saying "some ignorant kid" during the dryer psa caught me completely off guard. Had a laughing fit for about 3 minutes.
What is up with Tails in the Sonic PSAs? He wants to play in a dryer and he nearly goes to jail.
Tails was kind of dumb in that show. There's an episode with a flashback that shows Sonic finding him as an orphaned baby, and I guess Sonic didn't do a very good job educating him.
He's 5
@@EingefrorenesEisen4 but even then the sez segments seem to take place in their own world.
He actually acts like a kid in this cartoon not like in recent games/media where he is a furry Jimmy Neutron
@@eh5732 There ARE a couple episodes in the show that lean into the gearhead traits he's now well known for. Including one where he flies a plane like in Sonic 2
14:12 The funny thing is that this is the only Sonic PSA where they didn't even dare to show the threat they are warning about
I dont like how you can physically see Sonics smear frames
did you want sonic to get groped to drive the point across
@@corsojames considering Tails is the one mostly used as the "bad example" in these PSAs I genuinely don't want to know how it would have turned out if he was in it
I came from eight months ago to inform that this PSA comes from the episode with the girl robo hedgehog that Sonic falls in love with, so it's sorta implied he's the victim.
I’ll never get over the way that Scratch says “booze,” it’s so good.
b00ze!
timestamp?
@@sweetcherries2238 48:11
I must admit that the one about having difficulty learning to read actually kinda got me a little. I am a literacy tutor, so helping such kids is what I do and I find it to be rewarding work
6:57 Lou Albano: "Do you know you have rights ? Constitution says you do, and so do I, Mario Mario !!"
cue "Better Call the Mario Brothers" intro song
"We're the Mario Brothers, and law is our game!
We're not like the others who get all the fame"
Followed by:
"Do you know someone who owns a gun, or a knife?"
I love the idea of Captain Lou getting more and more esoteric on laws. Good bit.
Remember kids, anyone who tells you to eat a hamburger while walking backwards in Connecticut while wearing a hat is not your friend.
@@mostverticalproductions4808 Personally, I think anyone who successfully eats a hamburger while walking backwards, deserves the right to wear a hat while doing it, wherever they are.
@@mostverticalproductions4808 Please!
@@EatAnOctorok Not in Connecticut
Sonic Gun PSA
Vinny: Oh shit.
Joel: *loses his fucking marbles*
Joel: Mario is talking about guns, what the fuckeh
@@marcoscabezolajr.8408
Vinny: hahahahaha someone should clip that
@@ImmaLittlePip 😂😂😂
To be fair, it's actually quite in-character for Sonic to promote planting trees in cities regardless of permission
I mean, his whole thing was rebellion for the sake of the environment around the time AoStH was made/aired
that and freeing small woodland animals. although this was also around the time the comics began and unfortunately thats what i remember most of late 90s sonic. especially with all the exclusive and one off characters for the show and comics.
@@disposable_income_andy less we remember Ken Penders
That actually came from the 1st game changing it's setting from a nightmare world plot to an environmentalist story during development, since Sega executives wanted to be relevant to the time
Ya know, had Sonic not told me to never enter a washing machine, I dunno if I ever would've found out what they were actually used for.
They’re for taking you to hell before you die
Sonic's whole thing is contorting his body into a wet spinning ball, he'd know best.
@@MrWolfSnack Rouge got caught in the washing machine again
@@Glory2Snowstar
"Wet"?
@@theonlybilge He runs around in just shoes, he's clearly an exhibitionist
18:02
Calm down with the smear frames there, Sonic, holy shit.
I absolutely love that this show's production bible explicitly says "Don't worry about it being off-model. Just make sure it's expressive."
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Words to live by.
23:46 Vinny sees Sonics disgusting grafted human feet
Bro
I posted the same comment a couple a seconds ago
(Real moment)
The fact that Sonic had a wooden mannequin in the shower and laid his shoes out to bait the squirrel gives weird mixed messages.
@@LuminousLead He absolutely planned this from the start. Just so he could teach that deadeyed squirrel a lesson, even though she already decided not to take them on her own
That squirrel girl wanted to take a huge whiff.
Ahh, truest of hedgehogs. Lend me thy speed...
Forefathers, one and all...
BEAR WITNESS
21:55 - By the way, Robotnik is literally abusive to him.
Remember kids. Don't run away from home. Instead, stay with your abusive family.
Damn... even if that messed up subtext wasn't there, leaving home and putting yourself out there is a difficult but necessary part of life later on, you don't want to paint the outside world in such a bad light to kids with lively curiosity and imagination
@@jonpatchmodular Especially when said kid is a robot. This show started a trend of Robotnik/Eggman being abusive to his robotic henchmen.
They should've used a one-off child character instead.
@@oddcrafter1270 I'm pretty sure they would have gotten in trouble if they had Robotnik treat a human kid that way. Plus, I don't think Sega wants any of the characters to have kids in any of the Sonic media. And I believe that even Paramount is under that restriction (one of the few they have for the movies).
@@SBabyi don't think they were implying the kid would be robotnik's
What gets me is that lou albano has that look in his eyes, a sort of sad look, like he's clearly lost friends to drug abuse.
he was a pro wrestler, he absolutely has
@@disposable_income_andy funny how way after his retirement we'd have many more deaths from drug abuse, whether its overdose, heart failure or...
double murder suicide
Alternate Title: Vinny goes to hell before he dies
He's been there! It's nothing new!
yeah it’s called commercial chaos
*Please.*
I was a child, in urban Arizona, scared to death tha quicksand will get me on the way to school because of sonic.
It always kinda confused me how so many people don't seem to understand "you go to hell before you die", because when you see how people look after prolonged drug abuse with necrosis, teeth rotting and falling out, intense sickness... and then their behaviour through addiction and severe withdrawal symptoms... Yeah, that kinda seems like hell to me.
Never mind the financial problems like excessive debt, potentially homelessness, even just a bad trip or an OD...
Never forget their family members, friends, and loved ones impacted by their behavior
I'm pretty sure most adults understand what he's saying but little kids aren't going to know what "going to hell before you die" is supposed to mean other than literally going to hell
@@pitch_blaccck no, plenty of people I've seen not getting it have been adults.
Especially ghost droogs
"But Mario, what about Toad?"
"If he participated in a California Frog-Jumping Jubilee, then he cannot be eaten and *must be destroyed* as soon as possible!"
"PLEASE!"
23:05 "Older people can be very old, and they often die."
I can't see this character without thinking about Krobo now.
Late 80s early 90s PSAs were extremely wild and meme worthy in YTPs.
They were made with good intentions, yet as we got older we saw them as comedy gold.
Funny, cause they weren't made with good intentions, the messages were good, but they were purely made cause the law required it, and since artists and writers didn't really care for them, they just didn't bother making them "good" and were like "whatever, don't steal okay?" which why they're so meme worthy!
I like how some of the mario and sonic psa's go from "Don't steal or cross the street without looking" to "Hey do you know anyone with a gun or sharp knife? Watch out for strangers with them they can hurt you" "Don't do drugs"
I wish we got PSA’s with ponies /)
The PSA about reading books was pretty funny too, "HEY DONT YOU WANT TO GO TO A FICTIONAL WORLD FROM YOUR FAVORITE STORY? USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!!!"
That's right! You should always look first before you steal. Make sure the coast is clear, don't want somebody to see you! You can't run as fast as Sonic can!
I want a "Sonic and Mario Take a Shower Together" game for the next Android Trash.
I want to get Rusticated.
@@First-Name_Last-Name You got a Perfect Lie!
The effort in Sonic PSAs were pretty good considering some include the one-off side characters that appear in the main episode. That "Don't talk to strangers" PSA really is more relevant now with modern day scam calls/text messages.
as is the one about not zoning out listening to music while walking through traffic, considering how people stare at their phones while they cross the street.
I was surprised that the "memorize your home phone number" is the only one that's completely obsolete. I would have thought more would be completely dated.
yeah and discord
quicksand still claims thousands of lives here, i wish sonic would come back to warn them.
@@crackedemerald4930 Once he left Hardly Nebraska he never returned to save them
Some old bastard would probably say "Reading and using your imagination are good advice too, since all anyone does is look at their phones all day."
I would be inclined to be that old bastard, but I also know it's not entirely true.
“Believe it or not, some ignorant kid (climbs in a dryer) at least once per year”…
It’s me. I’m ignorant children…back in ‘96…
46:56 Boy oh boy is that cursed. Between Sonic's elongated neck to Tails "Zonked" face.
I feel like there's some real YTP potential in that "Do you know someone who owns a gun, or a knife?" clip.
And would you look at that, it got made into a Stupid Statement Dance Remix in the newest Commercial Chaos!
I find the Captain Lou PSA's so funny because in the context of the wrestling world, Captain Lou was a heel. And almost definitely did drugs and crimes at least once.
Grounder and Scratch would fear Captain Lou Mario, they both did drugs and now will face his judgment with both of them going to hell before they die
30:45 - That's right. Robotnik had a kid in this, and he even has a wife. And if I remember right, his wife looks like him.
wasn't that his mom instead of a wife?
@@celestitecaroline That was his mom. The kid's a robot. I had to look that up because I'd forgotten that. But Robotnik did have a wife. And it's even more messed up than I originally thought.
@@SBaby I actually looked it up and turns out you were right :') omletta I think
In this episode of Vinnyauce, Mario and Sonic put aside their rivalry to warn kids about weapons and drugs
37:09 Maybe somewhat concerning that I thought Vinny was making this sound at first
Thought Vinny pulled a muscle or something lol
Vinny getting jumpscared by Nico Robin and the Off Road Challenge cab that had the built in handcuffs were my favorite parts.
time stamp for the Nico robin thing
@@Probablyabox 56:14
I also like how he inadvertently paused the video at 56:02 before Nami's tits came on frame.
11:37 I feel like I’m watching someone’s nightmare where they’re scared of something surreal and stupid
29:06 This kinda hit, watching this VOD two minutes to midnight. Then I remembered my day off is tomorrow, and all's right again.
1:01:24 We need a dedicated stream for Vinny watching the entirety of Treasure Planet
seriously, its amazing
YES PLS
Get him warmed up with Soviet Treasure Island
Exactly
I watched the whole movie after watching this VOD the first time over(same day as this VOD's upload) and I've been kinda hyperfocused on it since
@@BinglesP ONE OF US
I remember that during the early 90s and pre 2006, there was a very big stigma around 'violence' in videogames in Chile, to the point of parents throwing trading cards and consoles to the trash... I had a friend who sadly got his Super Nintendo thrown away because he played Super Mario All-Stars and his mom was being told by a priest to throw them away... He didn't even show any sign of being violent whatsoever
I like that the "stay in school" PSA setup could be solved by simply not making a directed energy weapon that gives you brain damage
17:44 24:02 The show went through several different animation studios. Very few episodes look exactly like others. It's funny that the artists had different interpretations of what Sonic's feet would look like.
Some Sonic PSAs kinda hit too close for Vinny, like the slep PSA knowing he's BEEN through that and can vouch for the hedgehog.
"Do you know you have rights" - I'm amazed Vinny didn't instantly go Saul-mode
"Once in a while, sonic's face just looks slightly wrong, and I don't believe him" - the real vinesauce experience
there’s nothing more cool than bein’ hugged by someone ya like
But if someone touches you in a place or in a way that makes YOU feel uncomfortable, that's no good!
@@064razor No gooOoodE!!!
Watching all these shows at 5-6-7 AM every morning before school has prepared me for all hardships I've endured in life.
Thanks to Sonic and Tails, I've never once been trapped by quicksand.
23:42 if your freaked out by the thumbnail
Here’s the PSA
It was pretty surreal watching Vinny see the Straw Hats for probably the first time. I forget how goofy this cast is with stuff like Franky's "SUUUUPPERRRRRR"
For some reason, Mario talking about priests and rabbis gets me every time.
they help you get the ghosts out of your living room
@@EthVortexShieldLou Albano has to talk about this one
"doctor robotnik doesn't love me!"
Um...he most likely never did.
I like how a bunch of times vinny talks over every line of dialogue in the PSA, then goes "what is this PSA about?" gee i dunno vinny, if only the characters on screen were saying things that might help you figure it out.
Generally true, but some of them are genuinely stupid.
wait, did sonic seriously convince one of robotnik's slaves to go back to robotnik-
That quicksand PSA is so weird. What happened in the 90s that made every kids show very concerned about quicksand?
There are areas where it's genuinely a problem, like the Mohave Desert and beaches. But there's basically no chance of dying.
Funny thing is, I got stuck once, but it only got up to my ankles and the worst to come of it was having to buy a new pair of shoes because I couldn't wash them out well enough.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Is it true that not a single human being has ever “drowned” in quicksand? And that most quicksand-related deaths are just attributable to dehydration (due to being stuck)?
i think that one was actually about learning things from other cultures, the way tails points out how weird they are before learning something from them? it's obscenely funny to me to imagine it's actually just a quicksand PSA though
wikipedia says it's about... sloths. which makes me think it could also be about taking life slowly. but honestly i don't care it's about quicksand now
@@WheresPoochie There may or may not be a few cases where someone overburdened while traveling through unfamiliar terrain wasn't able to get their backpack off quickly enough, but yeah, the number of cases of legitimate drowning is probably in the single digits. You CAN pull yourself further under if you flail too much because it will create pockets of suction, but you won't be able to keep it up long enough to be pulled fully under.
And yes, the overwhelming majority of deaths as a result of quicksand were due to dehydration.
That Captain N one is so much funnier premise-wise knowing that Captain N is, like, around 16-19 in the actual show, and yet he acts completely clueless in the parody like he didn't most likely already hear what Mario and "Luigi" said in school like 2 years before
(Yes I have been cursed with the knowledge of Captain N lore, I did it for my old Twitter group chat's sake since Captain N Mega Man is the sorta 'mascot' for the thing)
I've always assumed the "you go to hell before you die" line is referring to ruining your life with the drug addiction.
26:30 - G E N I U S S H I T
49:32
7 years later, sega themselves would challenge this statement through jet set radio
The game has a warning not to do it in real life though.
@@cookieface80 I mean, they kind of had to put that there, legally.
I love how Sonic gave all these PSAs, and in the Knuckles miniseries, Knuckles gets grounded.
Fun fact, in my home state wisconsin you can own kangaroos without a permit and also horses can't eat fire hydrants.
4:15 Do you know someone with a gun, or a knife?!
18:43 Vinny’s advice on planting trees
Cant believe there was a hygeine PSA specifically for the one piece fandom
The Sonic PSAs throwback to when Joel was watching them. Classic.
"why does a hand have singular thumb?"
vinny, hands usually have one thumb each. are you a mutant?
What gets me about the “Hell before you die” PSA is the hat.
Man steps up announcing his full title of “Captain Lou Albano”, meaning that the hat is the only thing that makes this count as a Mario PSA.
11:44 is THAT where the "Hello, Mario" comes from that Vinny says?? I've always wondered
it’s not official
16:53 That's pretty clever to put that together, kudos
"Older people can be very old, and they often die" - Captain Theodore James Rescue, YTP: Robotnik captures Smiling Friends.
It's so crazy to me that during the Sonic PSA's, Sonic is voiced by Jaleel White, the same guy who did Steve Urkel in Family Matters.
“Hey Lou Albano, would you be willing to do a series of PSAs for us?”
“I have two conditions.”
The aosth Sonic PSAs should be played in Times Square every like 30 min. Imagine randomly every advertisment turns into a random sonic PSA with loudspeakers.
I think someone did that once in the late 2000s, with one of the rentable electronic signs.
I _know_ someone did it with _Sonichu._
Vinny being confused by Grounder's replaceable hands was funny
Fun Fact: Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad voiced Felipe from the english dubbed version of the russian/bulgarian animation, "The Treasure Planet".
You mean Bryan Cranston from Malcom in the middle.
@@gimmedat5541 You mean Bryan Cranston from Power Rangers
bryan cranston from street fighter 2
True facts
unexpected bulgarian treasure planet at the end. vinny should watch the whole thing in a stream one day, its the movie of all time.
1:01:25 I didn't think Vinny would ever find this treasure of a movie
That 'dont go with strangers" psa is pretty good because they were like, saying that someone you care about is in trouble. Because so much stranger danger stuff was about candy and crap, as a kid i didnt actually know they could use some other line like that. My mom taught me that they could bait me by saying a kitten or a friend is in trouble, but it wouldnt hurt to learn from a cartoon either. Good psa
"Pulls Out Gun" Keep back you're all strangers!
51:10 CHAT I AM SORRY again
Some of the Sailor Moon Says segments showed clips from episodes that didn't even air on TV at all.
I remember the one where Umino flipped a Teacher's dress up and it was on a Sailor Moon Says PSA about bad behavior in the classroom and why it isn't good.
The episode where the clip came from never aired in the DIC version of Sailor Moon but it was there in Sailor Moon Says.
I still have those PSAs living rent free in my head. Thank you for unlocking meme memories Vinyot
Captain Lou going "Please" is the cherry on top.
Today's PSA: If you steal Sonic's shoes, you're going to hell before you die.
It says quite a bit that Sonic's scarier without his shoes than he is when armed with a Desert Eagle.
Oh. I can already tell by the thumbnail this is good.
24:02 - And now, Vinny is traumatised for life.
The Mario "DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO OWNS A GUN!?" clip is perfect for the greenscreen meme format. The background around that weird mayor character could be greened out so he pulls Mario up over whatever video is played before it.
I truly don't know where I'd be today if not for Sonic telling me not to play in the tumble dryer.
"Captain lou body slams a rubber ducky" we all say in unison.