Gilderoy the Mouse Prince

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  • Опубліковано 19 тра 2019
  • This is one of the weirdest monologues I've ever heard and I love it for that. Please go read the description of the original scene because there's no way to top that: • A Very Potter Senior Y...

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  • @TheNejD
    @TheNejD 4 роки тому +577

    I've just gotta point out, he wouldnt be a mouse he'd just be the size of a mouse which makes the whole 3 mouse wives and 12 mouse concubines a little ...off putting.

    • @playingatlife8327
      @playingatlife8327  4 роки тому +174

      My mouth is agape in shock. You have caused me to read this with my own eyes, and for that I cannot forgive you.

    • @thekaidino1345
      @thekaidino1345 4 роки тому +15

      the comment and then the reply.... :;)))

    • @brenna9182
      @brenna9182 4 роки тому +15

      oh to see without my eyes ➖👄➖
      but i gotta keep an eye out for selener 👁👄➖

    • @gamershadow8
      @gamershadow8 4 роки тому +3

      i dont see anything wrong with it

    • @fallen_Apollyon
      @fallen_Apollyon 3 роки тому +14

      That's what I've been thinking about ever since I heard this, thanks for reminding me

  • @oliver4705
    @oliver4705 5 років тому +572

    The greatest monologue

    • @playingatlife8327
      @playingatlife8327  5 років тому +21

      Yo, you're the first comment I've gotten.

    • @oliver4705
      @oliver4705 5 років тому +3

      @@playingatlife8327 ayyy

    • @sequoiamerritt4309
      @sequoiamerritt4309 5 років тому +2

      And there will never be anything better.

    • @athieru5588
      @athieru5588 4 роки тому +5

      i’m doing it for an audition that we had to have a monologue prepared for 😌

    • @annalepanien3
      @annalepanien3 4 роки тому +2

      @@athieru5588 I know this is 10 months old, but how did it go?

  • @ren576
    @ren576 4 роки тому +252

    I watch this every night to remind me that art can be whatever you want

  • @laurencurtisofficial
    @laurencurtisofficial 4 роки тому +252

    It’s 2 am and I just sent a typed out version of this to my family groupchat

    • @ashleighcranford3541
      @ashleighcranford3541 4 роки тому +11

      Let the games begin!

    • @thekaidino1345
      @thekaidino1345 4 роки тому +8

      dude it'js 3 am for me and i was just about to send this to my mom!!

    • @livinglikelosers4649
      @livinglikelosers4649 4 роки тому +4

      the only reason why i'm here is because someone sent me this on discord -_-

  • @phoeniciaamaretto4729
    @phoeniciaamaretto4729 4 роки тому +205

    I've listened to this like 4 times because the whole thing is delivered impeccably, but the delivery on "12 mouse concubines" sends me reeling every time i hear it

  • @kirsten5914
    @kirsten5914 4 роки тому +188

    "Oh but the wars we'd have with the frogs, terrible. Just terrible."
    IS THIS A REFERNCE TO THAT ANCIENT GREEK PARODY OF THE ILLIAD, 'THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND THE MICE'. similiar to how avpsy is parody to harry potter perhaps?? also does that mean gilderoy, the mouse prince, then gets drowned by the frog king. oh shit he gets drowned cuz of a snake, hello basilisk from chamber of secrets am i looking too deep into this? someone tell me im not crazy. starkid was this deliberate??

    • @thestarsands
      @thestarsands 4 роки тому +6

      Kirsten Proctor Well during Gilderoy (I can’t remember the actual name of the song) he referenced Lord of the Rings

    • @froggyfun1830
      @froggyfun1830 4 роки тому +23

      Honestly starkid is much more deliberate than they let on, in their newer works where they take themselves more seriously you can definitely see how genuinely wonderful their writing can be, so I wouldn’t be surprised if this was on purpose (or maybe something meant to be a joke that they realized they could use for more literary purpose).

  • @lydiamaddox9325
    @lydiamaddox9325 5 років тому +195

    AJ Holmes, what a man

  • @brittaistheworst7523
    @brittaistheworst7523 4 роки тому +120

    ok but a cheese castle lowkey sounds like a dream come true?

    • @christophersanders3252
      @christophersanders3252 4 роки тому +4

      I want it to be made of primarily Swiss, Bree, Parmesan and Bella Vitano.

    • @R.444-
      @R.444- 2 роки тому

      But the smell…. 🤧 Especially if it’s out in the sun…

  • @rabdizzle_
    @rabdizzle_ 5 років тому +298

    If anyone wanted it,
    If I could do anything I think I would shrink myself to the size of a mouse. I’d leave the world of men behind me forever, and live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology and art to those uncultured swine, and I would build tiny tools for their mouse hands made from toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be their King... nay... their Prince! Gilderoy the Mouse Prince! Ruling from my grand castle inches high, carved from the finest cheeses. And there I would dwell with my three mouse wives, and my twelve mouse concubines. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! Oh, but the wars we’d have with the frogs... terrible. Just terrible. Those metal mice warriors, the atrocities they’ve seen. Yes, that is my dream…

    • @TindraSan
      @TindraSan 4 роки тому +5

      the next copypasta meme

    • @beatrizmedas4120
      @beatrizmedas4120 4 роки тому +2

      Meadow*, but thanks! :)

    • @shutupanakin996
      @shutupanakin996 4 роки тому +12

      Thank you! I planned to recite this for my theatre group and wasn't looking forward to writing down the script myself.

    • @doubledotsims
      @doubledotsims 4 роки тому +1

      rabdizzle_ thank you for your service

    • @aster5076
      @aster5076 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you! I really didn't want to write it down myself lol

  • @michaelbootes4822
    @michaelbootes4822 2 роки тому +22

    When the DM asks for the plot motivation of your new character

  • @maryallgier195
    @maryallgier195 4 роки тому +35

    Sometimes when I’m stressed I watch this
    And think about what it’d be like to shrink myself... to the size of a mouse 🐁

  • @avery1001
    @avery1001 4 роки тому +46

    working on memorizing this, almost have it done. my mission? to go up to random friends and people i know and recite this

    • @apolloskisses_444
      @apolloskisses_444 3 роки тому +1

      This. Now this is what I aim to do in life.

    • @Phiwipuss
      @Phiwipuss 2 роки тому +5

      Save it up for April Fools. When the moment is right, tell your friends that you really want to tell them your secret dream. Then look a bit ashamed and recite this with the most straight face you can hold, when you finish, look at them in the eyes and enjoy the moment.

    • @bobbinthepirate
      @bobbinthepirate Рік тому

      Same, bro! High five!

  • @jadesketch1726
    @jadesketch1726 4 роки тому +58

    Thats a good dream. you just got to dream a little harder! (sorry i'm thrash)

  • @Cameron-yq5ug
    @Cameron-yq5ug 4 роки тому +76

    Someone needs to animate this

    • @thekaidino1345
      @thekaidino1345 4 роки тому +9

      THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA

    • @thebananaowenslippedon7095
      @thebananaowenslippedon7095 4 роки тому +4

      Please

    • @swesq2185
      @swesq2185 3 роки тому +5

      Please no one say "oN iT" we know you probably won't do it...

    • @thebananaowenslippedon7095
      @thebananaowenslippedon7095 3 роки тому

      fnaf chicas just like the person who said that to writing Jon’s version of love never dies. Still waiting and I believe in you but I wanna tackle it too.

    • @swesq2185
      @swesq2185 3 роки тому

      @@thebananaowenslippedon7095 i wanna Animate it too! But i don't like it when people say "i'll do it" because animation is hard and it feels like they just want attention y'know?
      (Also you username is 10/10)

  • @cheeriostar4032
    @cheeriostar4032 4 роки тому +43

    This is totally awesome. There’s no other way to say it

  • @frogsfoot
    @frogsfoot 4 роки тому +149

    I'm really curious to see if someone has ever used this in an audition and if they got a callback
    edit: I am going to use this in an audition next week lmao

    • @ssspppookkkyyy7163
      @ssspppookkkyyy7163 4 роки тому +12

      I'm actually going to use this, I'll tell you if I get in

    • @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411
      @gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 3 роки тому +5

      Spooky Boi well?

    • @ssspppookkkyyy7163
      @ssspppookkkyyy7163 3 роки тому +6

      @@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 dude, nothing yet. Like I dont think my dream school well zoom call me.

    • @melissafuerst6051
      @melissafuerst6051 3 роки тому +7

      I’m thinking about doing it for my drama class depends if I’m feeling brave at that moment 😂

    • @hahaidothat4686
      @hahaidothat4686 3 роки тому +3

      Melissa Fuerst Same lmao were in this together

  • @allieskelley
    @allieskelley 4 роки тому +16

    the one dislike is one of the meadow mice warriors

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 роки тому +4

      The other two are frogs

  • @qwertyqwerty-jy9fc
    @qwertyqwerty-jy9fc 4 роки тому +23

    I set this as my ringtone

  • @pantheraviva
    @pantheraviva 3 роки тому +16

    The dislikes are Gilderoy's 3 mouse wives

  • @reithegay609
    @reithegay609 3 роки тому +15

    So um yeah I just used this monologue in my theatre group and everyone really liked it so um thanks starkid now I'm known as the Mouse Prince lmao 🤣🤣

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 3 роки тому +14

    I very desperately want someone to use this as their musical theatre audition monologue

  • @missblueyes149
    @missblueyes149 3 роки тому +6

    AJ did this monologue again for Starkid Homecoming, and it is just *chef's kiss*

  • @jackguerre
    @jackguerre 4 роки тому +19

    I performed this monologue to AJ Holmes

  • @froggyfun1830
    @froggyfun1830 4 роки тому +6

    I present.. the whole written monologue
    If I could do anything, I think would ... shrink myself.. to the size of a mouse. I’d leave the world of men behind me forever.. and l i v e *amongst the mice* And I would bring technology and.. and ART to those uncultured swine. And I would, I would build tiny tools for their mouse hands, made from toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be their *king* ... n a y... *t h e i r p r i n c e* ...
    *G I L D E R O Y THE MOUSE PRINCE!!!*
    Ruling from my grand castle, inches high! C a r v e d from the finest cheeses. And there I would dwell with my.. three mouse wives... and my t w e l v e m o u s e c o n c u b i n e s.
    OHo OH *HOAH* h ohHOAhoah h oh..
    But the wars we’d have with the frogs.. terrible... just terrible. Those medal mice warriors.. the atrocities they’ve seen.
    Yes. That is my dream.

  • @rachelramone
    @rachelramone Рік тому +3

    Am I going to do this as my monologue for my musical theater class? Yes. No. Maybe.

  • @crya2baba
    @crya2baba 3 роки тому +5

    the amount of times I’ve watched this is concerning..

  • @joshhouston7277
    @joshhouston7277 4 роки тому +9

    The best part is this video has no dislikes

  • @hopeelizabeth19
    @hopeelizabeth19 4 роки тому +9

    yes.

  • @drpigglesnuudelworte5209
    @drpigglesnuudelworte5209 Рік тому +3

    This is my favorite monologue ever written

  • @BittenButton
    @BittenButton 3 роки тому +1

    Are you even a ravenclaw if you don't want to shrink yourself to the size of a mouse, leaving the world of men behind you forever, and live amongst the mice. You could bring technology and art to those uncultured swine! You could build tiny tools for their mouse hands made from toothpicks and marshmallows. And you could be their king, NAY, their prince! Ruling from your grand castle inches high, carved from the finest cheeses....And there you could dwell with your three mouse wives... And your twelve mouse concubines! Oh- but the wars you'd have with the frogs.... terrible- just terrible. Those meadow mice warriors, the atrocities they’ve seen....
    Yes.. That is our dream

  • @brow9749
    @brow9749 10 місяців тому

    Remember when i first saw this while watching senior year... the friend i was watching it with had to pause the video because i was laughing so hard.

  • @neptune7315
    @neptune7315 3 роки тому +6

    Shane Madej things

    • @bennyboy4795
      @bennyboy4795 3 роки тому +2

      I love shane madej but what does this have to do with anything-

    • @neptune7315
      @neptune7315 3 роки тому +3

      @@bennyboy4795 there was a bit in some watcher video that he wanted to be small like a mouse.

    • @bennyboy4795
      @bennyboy4795 3 роки тому +2

      @@neptune7315 ah I see. I mean at this point I wouldn't doubt shane saying anything

  • @wriggleby
    @wriggleby 3 місяці тому +1

    Monologue of all time

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 3 місяці тому +1

      You came here after the announcement of the new character too, huh?

    • @wriggleby
      @wriggleby 3 місяці тому +1

      @@michaeloconnor5904 wow okay no need to call me out like that 😔 (I'm so excited!!)

  • @DrewFilms05
    @DrewFilms05 Рік тому +1

    Inches high is really not that high even for someone mouse-sized.

  • @vividly_valeska5738
    @vividly_valeska5738 3 роки тому

    AJ is so adorable AWDGUJGRYKONU

  • @potatomonika8796
    @potatomonika8796 3 роки тому +1

    This is why i'm proud of being a Ravenclaw

  • @JingleShoes
    @JingleShoes 2 роки тому +1

    I'm gonna do this monologue for an Audition-

    • @brooklyn_k07
      @brooklyn_k07 Рік тому

      How did it go?

    • @JingleShoes
      @JingleShoes Рік тому

      @@brooklyn_k07 my theater teacher told me to use a different monologue cause he thought I could 'do better' :')

    • @brooklyn_k07
      @brooklyn_k07 Рік тому

      @@JingleShoes Dang that sucks. Maybe ill reconsider using this for an audition then

    • @JingleShoes
      @JingleShoes Рік тому +1

      @@brooklyn_k07 maybe but honestly, follow your dreams- I didn't get into the musical anyway - I'm in tech :')

  • @papiliona3533
    @papiliona3533 3 роки тому +6

    This has Wilbur Soot on dream smp energy... Somehow