Less of "morally questionable" and rather slightly unhinged, but the way he does it is so nice, polite and thoughtful that you love him for it regardless. It's become a case of me knowing he's probably going to amputate all of my limbs off at the next appointment but me looking forward to it anyway lmao
That reminds me of when my chemistry teacher was like “let me go get a chair” and he left the classroom for like 10 minutes and returned with a chair from a different classroom dgagehwbh
Under his mask is probably a scared face due to the fact Plague Doctors put seasonings and flowers in the beak of the mask because it was said that it help keep the plague away. It didn’t tho
“If only there was something glaringly obvious that would help figuring out what has caused you to have a belly ache” *stares at the xenomorph egg behind him*
Corvus I think I’m dying. *_”SHUSH!_* Sleep...” No Corvus, I’m really dying help me. _”You cannot sleep? It’s okay I will help you.”_ Corvus, If I sleep will you help me? _”Hush...”_ CORVUS D. FUCKING CLEMMONS I AM DYING RIGHT NOW SO YOU- *_has several heart attacks due to the 17 hearts exploding from too much blood pressure_* _”Food...”_
Or he just wants us to be calm and not get us worked up, he did say once we were asleep, he would have us taken to get an X-ray before having the ‘anomaly’ removed.
ER - Most underrated ASMRtist and UA-camr. The only ASMRtist that relaxes you and keeps you awake with interest at the same time His creativity level is easily the highest on the whole of YT. We love you Uncle E
You must have missed the point where he insulted a lot of other creators and has been so uptight sure of himself. Love him or hate him, he doesn't rank top 10 for me. Other creators like Tiraradeguello and Dr.Tinglebottom as well as Gibi ASMR make my top 10.
When he said there are 18 hearts worth of heartbeats I was like “Either I’m hella fertile or that xeno egg behind you has something to do with this mystery.”
Dear Mr. Rift, I’ve been a subscriber for many years now (started with the first ASMR of a Salesman Video) and I just wanted to take the time to say thank you for all you do. Your videos have eased my mind, entertained my thoughts and most importantly helped with the struggle of mental illness. I have enjoyed watching your art grow and evolve but never stray far from its true roots. Thank you again, I’m sure I speak for many when I say we really appreciate the time and effort put into each video. Sincerely, A longtime fan
He really does just disappear into his character. I mean, a full body costume helps with that, but he's given each character their own unique voice. I really struggle with that.
Well, saying the genus name rather than the common name is much more fun. And even more fun is the full binomial name. Carrion crow? Cool, but not as cool as corvus corone.
This comment implies something crazy. What ever Corvus gave the patient can kill Chestbursters and perfectly heal the victim. Corvus must be the ultimate scientist if he made a potion that can do that
*Has a small belly ache and just wants some TUMS* Corvus: “I am speed” *People dying from the plague*: “h-hel-help” Corvus: “THIS MAN STUMMY HURT YOU ARE NOW SECOND PRIORITY!”
I love how he says “You’re my favorite patient.” throughout the videos he’s in. I honestly think that’s really wholesome that he sees everyone as his favourite.
Corvus: “I arrived as quickly as I could!” Me: “Oh, how kind!” My mind: *( imagining a bord boi going 50 miles per hour down the high way on a scooter)*
Never thought I'd say this but … even though he's a plague doctor ... ive never felt safer near someone. As if he's an old friend that I've known for decades ... I just love this guy omg
I can relate - I was a nervous wreck for the first day of my first job a while ago too. Though it may not particularly feel like it right now, it does get better - good luck!
Just finished my second day. It's nowhere near as bad as I thought, but that was sort of expected.. the main issue beforehand is always the fear of the unknown. It's a little complicated but I think I'll get the hang of it. It's a dog daycare place, so how bad can it really be..?
Yay I asked for Corvus yesterday on a comment! Either you're psychic or you saw or it was just time. Either way, can't wait to watch! Edit: I've never had a comment get so many likes before as far as I know 😲😍
Dr. Ham wanted to jape while I was not in the mood. Now I keep his skull and hands in pristine condition and seal them away in my endless purse of holding.
@@killerqueen6191 Grammatical mistake, typically when a number is twelve or under it is written out using letters (I don't actually care, this is just a way to prove a point that you don't need to point out every mistake you see on the internet).
Don’t want to start a war in these replies but the spelling mistakes don’t add to the humour, therefore they have no reason to be there. They only subtract from the comment.
Don't stop the Professor! I'd totally trust him to take over the world in only the most ethical way. This comment isn't at all biased or forced under threat of limb loss. Ah. Ha. Ha.
@@ameliaxgarland From an Ovomorph hatches a facehugger (alien). The egg will sence a potential host for the Xenomorph emrbyo nearby and releases the facehugger to implantent the embryo into the new host through the hosts mouth.
I don’t know why, but Corvus’s personality alone gives me tingles - just the perfect balance between comfort and eeriness. I get so excited when he visits. 😍
*As various objects were being arranged around the sprawling shape of her barely dressed body, she realized that her ploy to get Herr Doktor into her room would not lead to her taking Margaret's place in Corvus' delicate feathers-cage heart. Not today. Her seventeen hearts constricted with the sound of a plaintive choir organ.* Corvus: C is one of the most important letters of the alphabet. Her: Yes, Herr Doktor.
hey oh getting Chinese food and watching asmr Edit: wait did I get the stomachache from the Chinese food if so dear god this video is me from the future
Gentle, good, kind, caring, understanding, sensitive to you, calm, responsible, established, mature, odd, adorable, and awkward. That’s the man I want 😊 Corvus! 🥰 I wish he was real 💗😭
I love the fact that Corvus has been sat talking to someone with a facehugger attached to their face the entire time and only makes reference to how it changes the beaking sounds.
If you have Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea Take pepto bismol for individual symptoms If all 5 occur simultaneously, please call an ambulance
I love Corvus so much. He helps me to sleep and calms me right down. I feel as though he actually cares about me. I wish I could just hug him, so Corvus if you see this. Thank you. 💚
> be Doctor in 16th century castle > peasant comes in complaining about stomach is hurting > canfix.parchment > tell him he needs to drink potion of toad milk, floor fungus and pour juice > makes potion > peasant drinks potion > dies > can't feel pain if you are dead > he is cured > I am Doctor
The way he poked his head in with a cheery little "hello!" at the start just melted my heart, what an adorable morally questionable doctor.
Yessssss
Pssshhhh not morally questionable- I love him and want him to be my husband
Less of "morally questionable" and rather slightly unhinged, but the way he does it is so nice, polite and thoughtful that you love him for it regardless. It's become a case of me knowing he's probably going to amputate all of my limbs off at the next appointment but me looking forward to it anyway lmao
It Is i
Quail Love i’m sorry but what in the?
In the beginning when Corvus asks if he can have the seat, I was kinda hoping he'd take the chair and leave
EternalBroGamer Yeah. He's friendly but makes me feel vulnerable.
Poor guy ER an Cor would be ashamed
I'm just kidding I don't care
That reminds me of when my chemistry teacher was like “let me go get a chair” and he left the classroom for like 10 minutes and returned with a chair from a different classroom dgagehwbh
@@spencerfrankclayton4348 Which makes me feel good-
I love Corvus so much, he's like an old friend at this point... seeing him just makes me feel safe and appreciated
Xiao Andy YOUR THAT UNDERTALE GUY, THE ONE THAT COMMENTED ON ALL THE VIDS
@@lachlanwilliams3221 yep that's me
Appreciated, sure. Safe? ... No, definitely not safe.
Same
cant relate
Not gonna lie, I thought the title said "Corvus Threatens your upset stomach". Had me clicking so fast
69 likes Edit nice
@@Saw-hp7yn wrong
@@pianopanicattack now its 21 deaal wit it
“Now if you don’t stop hurting my favourite patient i’m going to have to do ze exploratory surgery on you.”
Why this thing is so real?
when he said “hello, it is only me” i felt comforted and scared at the same time.
Your picture Makes me comforted and scared at The same time bro
@@cm_time lmao
@@cm_time what about mine.
@@Su1xq i'm hard
@@Su1xqjust cuteee
What if Corvus did a face reveal and it was just another plague mask
Bud Escoto well what else would possibly it be?
Just like master chief
Wait didn't he say to gaze upon his face would drive us insane?
Under his mask is probably a scared face due to the fact Plague Doctors put seasonings and flowers in the beak of the mask because it was said that it help keep the plague away. It didn’t tho
Be nice, thats just what his face looks like
Idk why but there’s something so funny about a dark beaked figure leaning into a open door and saying “hello :D”
Corvus:oh hellos :)
U should watch his minecraft let’s plays, Yes, they exist.
Okie dokies stay putted
S A L A D C O O K I E
Your _wayy_ too right
Corvus is best character from ER. He's just so adorable and wholesome.
Cloey: “True, but he’s also cute!!”
MeeMFromHH except when he can’t find his gloves
T-Rex-fan don’t even remind us.. never steal from corvus
He's also a plauge boi, bonus points
*untill he loses his gloves*
Corvus: How many hearts do you have?
Me: One
Corvus: ...ah, 17 hearts.
Me: *_what?_*
You dont have 17 hearts? I mean i do and i thought others...did
I have *69* hearts
I have 1 heart *stabbed* make that zero! *thud*
@@grumpytoilet4449 Noice
answer yes.
At the very beginning when he just peeks in the door and says “hello” is just so wholesome idk why
He’s so excited to see you
Haha except when he starts stabbing you with thumbtacks
“If only there was something glaringly obvious that would help figuring out what has caused you to have a belly ache”
*stares at the xenomorph egg behind him*
BlueBookOfSecrets ‘chuckles’ I’m in danger
Its decoration
Do I have a stomach?
@@JustTheGuy276 **Pulls Out The Chisel and wood carving knife** Let's Find Out
Funny
Me: "Corvus I think I'm dying.."
Corvus: "brain massage time."
Relaxation before the end
There's no sweeter way to go
Me:I’m about to die
Corvus:well just wait waltz I get my rootbeer and sprinkles
Corvus I think I’m dying.
*_”SHUSH!_* Sleep...”
No Corvus, I’m really dying help me.
_”You cannot sleep? It’s okay I will help you.”_
Corvus, If I sleep will you help me?
_”Hush...”_
CORVUS D. FUCKING CLEMMONS I AM DYING RIGHT NOW SO YOU- *_has several heart attacks due to the 17 hearts exploding from too much blood pressure_*
_”Food...”_
@@focalpoint._"CORVUS D FUCKING CLEMMONS" hahahahahah lmao
Cocaine time
Xenomorph egg: Exists
Corvus: I cannot see I’m legally blind
Travis Warden
Cloey: “Hey, don’t be mean!!!!!!!!!!”
He just doesn't want to break the news that you are about to die.
He looked directly at it at the start
@@Kuriositykilledthecat 0:22 he doesn't wanna break the news he's about to die
Or he just wants us to be calm and not get us worked up, he did say once we were asleep, he would have us taken to get an X-ray before having the ‘anomaly’ removed.
For all the people worried about the egg, Corvus realizes it. He just knows that it is NOT the reason for the stomach ache.
Trust Corvus
I trust corvus.
There is trust Corvus gang ( I’m support these pople) and don’t trust Corvus people ( these people die )
I’ll always trust Corvus! Corvus le Bord Boi is the best doctor anyone could ask for! :D
This I shall...this I shall
@@dannymarcum7166 hey you have the tourge company owner from borderlands 2 dlc where its magical 😃
Corvus: How is my favorite patient?~
Me: *heart melts because I love him and how cute he is* ❤️🍒
I literally would want to date him lol lmao
💀
ER - Most underrated ASMRtist and UA-camr.
The only ASMRtist that relaxes you and keeps you awake with interest at the same time
His creativity level is easily the highest on the whole of YT.
We love you Uncle E
I agree with everything you said, but I don't know.. he can make me fall asleep really quickly.
@@diemandtheanimatronicwolf i dont watch ephemeral rift just for sleep. i love his own lore he created himself. its pretty interesting
I agree and love his vids but trying to reach the ending of this one made me fall asleep 5 tines, I had to keep restarting around the halfway mark 😅
i would add "goodnight moon" to this title as well :-)
You must have missed the point where he insulted a lot of other creators and has been so uptight sure of himself. Love him or hate him, he doesn't rank top 10 for me. Other creators like Tiraradeguello and Dr.Tinglebottom as well as Gibi ASMR make my top 10.
oh my god he's back. bless me with your existence birb doctor
Yes the birb man
Papa Corvus is going to bless your ass with his holy beak.
@@Xerath980 worth it
You sure you didn’t write in his notebook? Your name implies you did
@@Xerath980 lmaoooo
Well, basing on the xenomorph egg that is opened in the background, I have a feeling of why I have an upset stomach....
Might be a good thing we are about to get a brain transplant then.
I genuinely thought it was from black ops 3 chuthulu map. I feel so dumb now.
If anyone thinks theyre stupid I thought it was just an eccentric vase.
i think there’s a good chance this is an update to the mcdonald’s video
Damn I thought it was a strange vase
“Normal” people: Do you like how my gloves look?
ER in German accent: *do you like how my gloves sound?*
I always thought he was Italian
The accent
@@sapphire911 he's German
Wait I thought for some reason that he was french-
-JadPupper- both germans and French people say “ze” because of their accent. I wouldn’t know because I’m French and German
"Any trouble levitating?
...you can't levitate? Really? Sorry to hear that. Cannot levitate....."
Probably my favorite bit.
Edit: it just gets better
(Timestamp: 22:29)
See I *could* levitate but I put on weight recently so it’s not as effective.
when was that?
@@nyancat5359 Sorry, I don't have the timestamp.
Yes I can fucking levitate I'm just fat
I can levitate but it kinda sends me flying into the ceiling when I do
When he said there are 18 hearts worth of heartbeats I was like
“Either I’m hella fertile or that xeno egg behind you has something to do with this mystery.”
It's totally not that xeno egg behind him
I like the dark humor in this video, even if it’s subtle.
(Or in this case obvious)
*sees plague doctor coming in* "(chuckles) im in danger"
Yes... Yes you are...
Lol
@Soviet K.G.B that's the point 😂
Corvus:(*chuckles*) you are in *DANGER*
**realises that can easily kill the doctor** "(chuckles) your in danger"
Dear Mr. Rift,
I’ve been a subscriber for many years now (started with the first ASMR of a Salesman Video) and I just wanted to take the time to say thank you for all you do. Your videos have eased my mind, entertained my thoughts and most importantly helped with the struggle of mental illness. I have enjoyed watching your art grow and evolve but never stray far from its true roots. Thank you again, I’m sure I speak for many when I say we really appreciate the time and effort put into each video.
Sincerely,
A longtime fan
This is the sweetest thing ever, and i hope youre doing okay :)
This made me cry
Crap. I hope he sees it :)
Good, same.
HEAR HEAR!!!
When he says you're my favorite patient, he means he loves all of us. This community is his favorite patient. 💙
Corvus: "So how is my favorite patient?"
My brain: ":O I'M YOUR FAVORITE?!"
no *WE*
@@nyancat5359 no me
He says that to all his patients
@@mr.brightsai6772 no he doesn't only his favourite smh
@@nyancat5359 **Soviet Anthem Intestifies**
His acting is so good I honestly often forget its ER under the mask x.x
Ion likewise.
He really does just disappear into his character. I mean, a full body costume helps with that, but he's given each character their own unique voice. I really struggle with that.
I always forget it, it's as if it's a completely different and real person.
Do not let this deceive you. This is actually the doctor. Not ER. They are all different people.
What if it’s not tho
Corvus is a chaotic good while his brother is a chaotic evil
There the same person most likely
Who's the brother?
The SCP I think
@@astrobookwormsinger his brother is professor William Clemmons
F/GO References? I see you're a person of culture.
Just pointing this out Corvus always have a different suit / mask on everytime.
Just a little detail..
He's fashionable.
I think I liked his leather one from the time trip back the best. The traditional orangy one with the stiches
He has the DrIp
Well the plague changes so he has to wear different stuff
Cause he has to wash the other ones
" How... How many hearts do you have? Oh, seventeen. "
YEAH. JUST SEVENTEEN.
@Jerry Quillen yeah right, pussies.
@Pedro Urbano Ah, the classic ‘describing yourself’ scenario, where one comments and describes themselves.
@@omegadragons321 Nah, pussies are too good to describe them as. More like roach with down syndrome
@@doommageddon "hurr dee durr"
Hah. Only 17?
Corvus: *suffers a spacetime glitch that makes him appear by the door*
Corvus: Ah! Ugh not again...! *sighs*
Ubisoft: you're welcome.
Me: you just teleported to the door how did you not see the egg
As soon as I saw this comment I saw it on the video
A really creative execuse to say "Ah shit I fucked up the recording."
I haven’t been this early since the late 15th century.
That was such a fine joke. Pretty sure i am going to remember it at the most inappropriate time and laugh like an imbecile.
sooo, the account was only made for the pun?
On Air I’m pretty sure there are more Columbus puns but I think making the acc was for that purpose yes not to say he can’t use it as a normal acc
Wow. Just wow.
Why isn't America named after you, but instead after some Amerigo guy?
I demand a
"Dr. Corvus Walks in and out the room for an hour"
*Don't worry, it's just me again 100x*
YES
I really want this for real as an ASMR vid also another idea
*Corvus steals chair for an hour*
More like he keeps walking in because of the rift glitch happening over and over again.
Dr. Corvus beaks you for an hour
That would be so adorable. If he just forgot everything he needed and had to bring it one by one.
No that's no bubble wrap heart
That's the plastic i ate so a turtle wouldn't have to
Giofilms reference
@@jciwallcrawler3673 no it really isnt.
People have been making this joke way before giofilms
@@bruhnova8917 oh, ok
@@bruhnova8917 ok nerd
Love how "corvus" is just a fancy way of saying "crow"
Well, saying the genus name rather than the common name is much more fun. And even more fun is the full binomial name. Carrion crow? Cool, but not as cool as corvus corone.
agreed
@@dr.godfreylambwell2260 corvus corone..... corone corvus.....corona corvus.......corona virus....plague doctor....... 👀
CORona VirUS
Corvus, Corvid, Corvidae.
Crows/Ravens. D Clemmons.
*[opened facehugger egg in the corner]*
*["upset stomach"]*
*[visible concern]*
Press [X] to doubt
*oh no*
@Rusky Sevmor MAYBE a chestburster?
This comment implies something crazy. What ever Corvus gave the patient can kill Chestbursters and perfectly heal the victim. Corvus must be the ultimate scientist if he made a potion that can do that
We have the severe case of alien/anomaly preganant
Upset stomach....with a Xenomorph egg pod CONVENIENTLY opened in the background... I see you Corvus. >.>
lauren ingham
-_-
*extreme concern*
@@nexusomega1 indeed
You think a chest buster is gonna come out of me
Does that mean I'm pregnant
Can a 13 year old male get pregnant
@@ramonchelo7908 maybe...just maybe though, I wouldn't try to find out
*Has a small belly ache and just wants some TUMS*
Corvus: “I am speed”
*People dying from the plague*: “h-hel-help”
Corvus: “THIS MAN STUMMY HURT YOU ARE NOW SECOND PRIORITY!”
TheSparkyWriter Poor Corvus needs to just turn around and look at the egg😂, he has the best intentions.
???: I'm fest fuuk boy!
@@m16_41 no i am
We are his favorite patient
I read that last part in his voice and accent
I love how he says “You’re my favorite patient.” throughout the videos he’s in. I honestly think that’s really wholesome that he sees everyone as his favourite.
Corvus: “I arrived as quickly as I could!”
Me: “Oh, how kind!”
My mind:
*( imagining a bord boi going 50 miles per hour down the high way on a scooter)*
He flapped his arms and flew here, silly.
I can't get that out of my head now.😂
This is so fucking wholesome
Angel Dust LMFAOOOO💀💀boi said scooter
I Literally Imagined This And It's So Funny 😂😂😂
Corvus: *Cures my stomach ache*
Corvus: It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
The fact that there are two videos of corvus dealing with stomach aches makes me think he does this a lot
Yes, birb doctor has returned! Say, good doctor, when is our next beaking scheduled?
Beaking is just Corvus's way of kissing
L O L
@@usoppfangirl8153 HOL' UP-
Never thought I'd say this but … even though he's a plague doctor ... ive never felt safer near someone. As if he's an old friend that I've known for decades ... I just love this guy omg
Its the first time seeing corvus and to be honest my heart is melting every time he speaks and i cant contain it
Cringe af
I know
The way he poked his head in with a little "hello!" made my heart go whoosh a bit,what an adorable questionable doctor!
Someone stole ur comment
Oh wait nvm u stole it
@@grumpytoilet4449 people can think similar thoughts y'know....
Sisi Charriere oh my bad
I start my first day at my first job tomorrow and the anxiety physically hurts. Thank you, Corvus, for hopefully helping me relax as I go into this..
I can relate - I was a nervous wreck for the first day of my first job a while ago too. Though it may not particularly feel like it right now, it does get better - good luck!
So how'd it go?
Just finished my second day. It's nowhere near as bad as I thought, but that was sort of expected.. the main issue beforehand is always the fear of the unknown. It's a little complicated but I think I'll get the hang of it. It's a dog daycare place, so how bad can it really be..?
@@nyxxiea A doggo daycare is the best possible outcome of this thread I could have imagined
mozzarella sticks
Sees Corvus in the title.... *CLICKS INSTANTLY*
Sammmmme!
Sammmme!
Yep lol
Yup, especially my OC, Cloey! L O L
Me
I think the upset stomach may have something to do with the egg in the back...
CHEST BURSTER TIME
YATESY FINALLY! I thought I was the only one who recognized it!!!!
@@warchilledgaming6789 Only my favorite film
You don't say
WarchilledGaming nearly everyone in the comments understands it
Some other doctor: “Oh you’re my favorite patient!!” :D
Somewhere in the void: **ANGRY PLAGUE DOCTOR NOISES**
Mom: hey sweetie, what do you want for dinne-
Me: mom hush, the bird doctor is curing my tummy.
Mom: ah ok.. *slowly closes door.*
Glad we can relate.
Relatable
Mom: I'm sorry sweetie you said the bird doctor is. Curing your tummy?
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Chillll statement
Corvus: **walks in room** “hello!”
Me: uuh.. hi.
Corvus: **keeps walking in**
Me: **sees hands in his bag** . . .
*0.o*
whoa, person with no hands
Hehe it’s a handbag
Don't worry, they're someone else's, they won't be yours till next week
Legend has it.
Kermit still searching for the swear only video.
Best comment! 😂
For real? I heard he was gonna 1 v 2 shaggy and shrek for the last n word pass
I still cant find it 😢
@@iansedore9733 I did
That's a very specific callback lol
So your saying eating 400 sticks of butter isnt good for my digestive tract?
Of course it’s not good, you have to fry it first.
And glaze the fried butter in more butter
Ajaxx The Great your close you have to fry it and then drink the oil and then eat the fried butter
Star Child r/wooosh
And because it’ll happen anyways
R/ihavereddit
@@dankpretzels5663 wasnt a woooosh bud
“medical bag” a bag that consists of hands and a keyboard. nifty medical shit I must agree.
Doctor: SCP-049 stop trying to make a cure for the people, this is just a phase
SCP-049: THIS IS NOT JUST A PHASE, MOM!!
Giving 049 a name like Corvus would be kind of cute.
@@rustkarl i agree lol
049 escapes cause he fell into the glitch loophole thing to where he teleports everywhere Now and just renamed himself as Corvus
Omg me to
HIS ASMR IS THE BEST
sunsbookishgamesx Well it defiantly better than "ASMR YOU ARE MY PLANT"
Kernel's crazy Adventure ASMR nurse treating you (you have the plague)
True that.
Defiantly 😂
@@wanderingkernel5002 what about you are my bath bomb or Chia pet? Those r great too 🤣😂
Yay I asked for Corvus yesterday on a comment! Either you're psychic or you saw or it was just time. Either way, can't wait to watch!
Edit: I've never had a comment get so many likes before as far as I know 😲😍
PerceptionASMR He’s a psychic alright. I‘ve had stomach pains all week and was hoping Corvus would come by, and whaddya know!
@@jasonnandu 😂😂 there we go then, one health problem + one corvus wish = Corvus treatment video!
cool
lots of people were asking for him to come back on the advent calendar type video
Everyone loves Corvus that's why
What alignment do you think Rift is?
I’m leaning chaotic neutral
I agree, I'm also chaotic neutral and we're very similar
He's Chaotic Relaxing.
Lawful Neutral or Chaotic Neutral
It feels awkward being in a section that points out they are chaotic neutral (chaotic evil here :D )
scared star straight up murder everything that moves
Corvus: *comes in*
Me: ah Corvus nice to see you ag-
Corvus: *talking and shows medical bag seeing two pairs of hands*
Me: DR.HAM!?
Dr. Ham wanted to jape while I was not in the mood. Now I keep his skull and hands in pristine condition and seal them away in my endless purse of holding.
Clearly arkham sanitarium and the scp foundation are connected
Caaaarl. Where are his hands?
Oh no.
I-I was hungry for hands
"If only there was an elefent in the room why you feel this way"
Me: *staring at xinomorph egg* if only
Same
2 spelling mistakes
@@killerqueen6191 Grammatical mistake, typically when a number is twelve or under it is written out using letters (I don't actually care, this is just a way to prove a point that you don't need to point out every mistake you see on the internet).
Don’t want to start a war in these replies but the spelling mistakes don’t add to the humour, therefore they have no reason to be there. They only subtract from the comment.
@@Sleepy-yp4wx bold of you to assume i made spelling mistakes on purpose
I love Corvus asmr, ze beaking helps me sleep immensely and eradicates all of my uncormfirtableness
Corvus treating my upset stomach is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
I’d die for you.
McDonald’s is the place to eat. Rock n roll McDonald’s my dude.
1 dollar
For me, it is the McChicken most likley but he looks like the plague skin from fortnite
@@ceoofmoonstinky6866 *sigh*
Corvus is back!!!! Best boy
Edit: Also more lore between the Clemmons. Someone really needs to stop William
Don't stop the Professor! I'd totally trust him to take over the world in only the most ethical way. This comment isn't at all biased or forced under threat of limb loss. Ah. Ha. Ha.
@@sazevedo1626 do you need help? Pet your boot once for yes, twice for no
Dr Corvus: Pulls out the letter C.
Me:....I mean, if I was going to start asking questions, I should have done so, long ago
😂
Wow, what a funny coincidence, this just showed up in my recommendations and I'm just starting to learn about the plague in history class.
My stomach said it is no longer upset.
Mine said feed me
The operation was a success
I am relieved you and your stomach finally get along, you two were made to be friends.
You can live without your stomach
Mine said “I’m not upset, just disappointed”
Me: * Has A Stomach Ache *
UA-cam: "Here Is This Video Child, We Put It Right Here For A Reason, Enjoy"
Me: *Thank You, I See The Birb Man Now*
Google : Drink tea , eat , and try to relax your body
Bing:
@@thesecret5706 bing: *the birb*
I have one right now lol
Yay birb man
Video games is good fun too for iviokiiiiiiiiiiiiobiiiiiiiiiiviiioviiiiiiviviijvibbiibiviiiioviibihvivijiiivbvbbibatdtcctttststttttststttst
He treat
He full
But most importantly
He like his cranberrys whole
This comment is underrated
I'm so glad. Cause I unironically have an upset stomach and fever. Bless you papa rift.
Should I be concerned about that open Xenomorph egg in the background?
Nah, I am sure it is fine...
Ya... oh hey there’s an alien bursting out of my chest... sweet
no its an overweight demo dog
Yeah , it's just Sally the giant no eyed, sharp toothed worm
Babyyoshi309 people keep saying that I have legit no clue what that is
@@ameliaxgarland From an Ovomorph hatches a facehugger (alien). The egg will sence a potential host for the Xenomorph emrbyo nearby and releases the facehugger to implantent the embryo into the new host through the hosts mouth.
Corvus: "it's just an anomaly, nothing to worry about"
Me: **stomach bursts open**
I don’t know why, but Corvus’s personality alone gives me tingles - just the perfect balance between comfort and eeriness. I get so excited when he visits. 😍
CORVUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!
It’s good to see you again, dear. This was the perfect 18th birthday gift.
Armund Jay happy birthday!
its the dropsite massacre all over again
now you can have s*x
🎉Happy Birthday!!!🎉
Kermit is fancy sex isn’t age restricted like alcohol or smoking, I thought you should know
I love that Corvus simply treating a tummy ache has some of the most lore
Corvus is by far my favorite character, he’s so... calming, and the mask voice is most soothing.
“Don’t worry just me” man with all black and black mask walk through door
Ah Just Great
Corvus at Arkham : "So. How is my favorite patient?"
'Patient' ; Oh you know me Doc. it only hurts when i laugh. HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHA!
*As various objects were being arranged around the sprawling shape of her barely dressed body, she realized that her ploy to get Herr Doktor into her room would not lead to her taking Margaret's place in Corvus' delicate feathers-cage heart. Not today. Her seventeen hearts constricted with the sound of a plaintive choir organ.*
Corvus: C is one of the most important letters of the alphabet.
Her: Yes, Herr Doktor.
Am....am i on acid?
A fellow writer
It's quite hard to find our kind nowadays.@@etherealhawk
I'm so happy so see somebody still writing like this.
Bravo.
@@AlienWithABox Thank you! As I am not an English native speaker, I can't dabble with words as much as I'd like to, so I appreciate the praise :) ❤️
I love Corvus. He gives me fatherly vibes.
Me : tries to listen to ASMR
The AD : LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
XD yup
*P E S T I L E N C E
Why did you fire sully!!
Ssssssssccccccccppppppp0000000444444999999
For what you have had to endure
And what you have put others through
I see your a man of culture as well
D-boi: sneezes
Scp 049: Is ThAt PeStIlEnCe I SmElL PESTILENCE
hey oh getting Chinese food and watching asmr
Edit: wait did I get the stomachache from the Chinese food if so dear god this video is me from the future
ok and?
No it’s from the hatched xeno morph in the background it’s GROWING IN YOUR STOMACH
@@twoslickfouryou5559 did the predalien came by or what kind of chestbuster is that?
115th like?? A zombies player's dream come true... It was I! 115th like!!
Corvus is so sweet and wholesome, I love him more than I love life itself
Awwwwww he's just adorable ~
How in the world this little bun can hurt someone?
Ohhhh just see him when someone takes his precious gloves.
With a knife I would imagine
*looks at medical bag*
WAIT HOLD UP CORVUS
.....
where you get Them Hands
it would be a shame if you watched this, and lacked a stomach.
Like me...
That profile picture makes me believe you removed someone's stomach.
No
@@dilfsanonymous No.*
@@epoch7661 same tbh hahaha
Gentle, good, kind, caring, understanding, sensitive to you, calm, responsible, established, mature, odd, adorable, and awkward. That’s the man I want 😊 Corvus! 🥰 I wish he was real 💗😭
me too XD
I love the fact that Corvus has been sat talking to someone with a facehugger attached to their face the entire time and only makes reference to how it changes the beaking sounds.
The fact that he tells us smol stories or just talks to us makes me feel protected and loved, corvus is now my favorite person PERIOD.
If you have Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Take pepto bismol for individual symptoms
If all 5 occur simultaneously, please call an ambulance
Or Corvus
I would much prefer to call corvus
@@tabithathecat that's also my opinion
@@RRTSMPlayz yes
best Asmrist (and coolest)
I'm starting to think that corvus is just SCP-049-J
KatimariDove That makes way too much sense! 😱
KatimariDove I would say it’s plague from fortnite
HE MADE AN ASMR OF 049!!!!!
He’s missing the pointy stick.
@@ceoofmoonstinky6866 Could ya piss off mate? Corvus has been around since before Fortnite was just PvE
CORVUS!!!
We all need a friend like Corvus.😊
I love Corvus so much. He helps me to sleep and calms me right down. I feel as though he actually cares about me. I wish I could just hug him, so Corvus if you see this. Thank you. 💚
Corona:none of y’all can defeat me
Doctors:we know but he can
Corvus:breaks down door
I literally forgot my stomach meds before I left to go to school, so I was suffering during lunch.. Thanks for helping me out Corvus! :>
I'm lowkey starting to think about making a fanfiction based on corvus. He's just too perfect of a character
If you do then I beg you PLEASE link it here so I can enjoy it too
Yess! I'm writing one too , wanna collab?
@@tabithathecat I wanna read it whenever you write it, so please tell me😅
@@astrobookwormsinger Of course! I've got 2 short bits so far, an x reader and one of our favourite birb boi on a scooter if you'd like first :3
@@tabithathecat Wooo sounds amazing so far 😁 I wanna read them but take your time
> be Doctor in 16th century castle
> peasant comes in complaining about stomach is hurting
> canfix.parchment
> tell him he needs to drink potion of toad milk, floor fungus and pour juice
> makes potion
> peasant drinks potion
> dies
> can't feel pain if you are dead
> he is cured
> I am Doctor
I just love ER content. It tailors to the specific need to be treated by a plague doctor in an ASMR fashion.