omgwtfbbq But he said fish? The fuck is the purpose of your comment? Unless you’re correcting the fact that he capitalized fish, which seems pointless.
"Uh, Benny... we have a 'floater'. I've tried to 'flush' it several times, but he won't go down. We need to call a 'plumber'. You still got the number for 'Roto-Rooter'?"
i love the guy's matter-o-fact attitude about things: "well don't flush it when there's turds in there!" "it LIQUIFIES IT. Look, you gotta get those turds out of the way..."
This guy is, hands down, HILARIOUS. I just watched one if his videos, and I haven't stopped. He is a pro, he cracks me up, it's UNBELIEVABLE. I actually have a headache right now from laughing sooo much!!!!.
I know people say this on comments a lot but this is serious. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life, i spit water out and my abs were in pain for a while. Great video.
These pranks need more exposure. They're twice as funny as some of these major UA-cam comedians.
It's a shame I didnt find out about these until now. Very under rated. These are all on spotify too!
spotify? lol it makes sense I guess
Frfr 💯
Jerky boys and Richard and Sal from the Stern show are good.
These are like from 2004
"What'dya mean my little hand?? Both hands are the same size!!" That shit had me dying laughing hahaha
supermanbri83 That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life! The mental picture he painted was hysterical and priceless!!!
haha yea kinda reminds me of Scary Movie 2 with the little hand caretaker lol
I think he was say he's retarded
Florentine: "Mine are the ones with the corn in 'em."
Telemarketer: "Forget the corn!"...
LOL, PERFECT!!
supermanbri83 I was drinking pop and almost died
"Whaddya mean? You want me to hold it up like a Fish?"
Use your little hand they're both the same size lmao
omgwtfbbq But he said fish? The fuck is the purpose of your comment? Unless you’re correcting the fact that he capitalized fish, which seems pointless.
An upper decker lmao I'm dying 😂😂😂
@omgwtfbbqno u, rofl
Never will i forget this useful phrase
"Its embarrassing I gotta send her out to the gas station to use the bathroom" 💀
Sounds like 2 mafia hit men discussing how to get rid of a body
OMG Yes!!!
I HAVE TO AGREE BIG TIME! 😂😂😂
"Uh, Benny... we have a 'floater'. I've tried to 'flush' it several times, but he won't go down. We need to call a 'plumber'. You still got the number for 'Roto-Rooter'?"
Sounded like there was a little gabagool in there 😂
hxhdfj ifzir st c looooooool!
"Forget the corn." Hilarious.
I just shit my pants
@@henryramos1629 Why? Is your toilet over flowed too? Lol
Genius and yes they are!
One of my favorites! "I had to take an upper decker."
Joe Tairei That’s the money shot of this call, for sure!
i love the guy's matter-o-fact attitude about things:
"well don't flush it when there's turds in there!"
"it LIQUIFIES IT. Look, you gotta get those turds out of the way..."
It's comin from the logs
😭😭😭
George Washington building blocks. Lol
If he was calling from the office with other people can you imagine the looks on their faces if they heard him arguing about turds?!
Nah, this is the kind of guy who works alone.
A good comedian makes us laugh 8 minutes on a 4 minutes video....
omgwtfbbq lol
Well played, sir.
When he explained what an upper decker was.... omg.... lmao 😂😂😂😂 priceless
This guy is, hands down, HILARIOUS. I just watched one if his videos, and I haven't stopped. He is a pro, he cracks me up, it's UNBELIEVABLE. I actually have a headache right now from laughing sooo much!!!!.
"I'm not touching them, most of them aren't even mine" LOL
George Costanza: "I'll call you back next week when you get the turds and the corn outta the way"
Is is still there? the upper decker? lol
@Eric Cartman it would obviously cause complications
"chop up the turds and use a shovel" - screaming 😂😂😂😂😂
I was in tears by the time he got to "upper decker".
omg i almost died. "What do you mean little hand they're the same size!" XD
"Some of my dumps really linger." PRICELESS!!!
This guy lasts waaay longer than I thought he would.... man a professional.
"I don't know whose turds belong to who" XD
This cures depression
"Would you pick up turds?" A valid question.
"if you want to get your life back to normality in that house" lol 😂
“I had to take an upper-decker.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i lost my shit at upper decker
no pun intended
The telemarketer kinds of sounds like Mark Whalberg.
....Say hi to your mother for me.
😂😂😂😂
And Jim kinda sounds like Howard Stern
Sounds like a guy from Long Island to me.
Do you want me to hold 'em up like I just caught a fish?😂😂😂
The chopping the turds up with a shovel part was maybe the funniest part to me.
+nuoipter termer i died at "you want me to hold it up like i caught i fish when im done to?"
Either those are redwood logs, or they're in a big ass toilet if you gotta use a shovel.
Mine are the ones with corn in them
the part where he said "they just keep doing it ontop of the other ones" 😂😂
What do you mean 'my little hand' both hands are the same size!😂😂😂😂
The upper decker concept is beyond hilarious.
At work. Must not burst out laughing!!
Telemarketer: "How bout I call you next week once you get the turds and the corn out of the way."
😂😂
What you want me to hold them up like I caught a fish??? Loved it.
I'm literally destroying my dining room table in fits of laughter head banging fist banging. This is gold.
i was laughing 5 minutes after the video ended
1:36 'I couldn't even go in the toilet I had to take an upper decker" haha brilliant!
They say laughing adds another year to your life. This guy is the fountain of youth.
Pick it up with your little hand.
What do you mean my little hand. Both hand are the same size.
I too just dropped a massive log and my toilet was clogged for about 10 labor intensive minutes. I need this mans information....Plese hurry
This salesman is committed!!!
Under the related videos the top one is "Travel Inside a Black Hole".
"What do you mean my little hand? They're both the same size!" - LOOOLLL!!
"I can pick out the ones that are mine, mine have corn in them."
Dead
Hold em up like I caught a fish.
I know people say this on comments a lot but this is serious. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life, i spit water out and my abs were in pain for a while. Great video.
"sometimes we gotta chop the turds up wit a shovel" lmaoo noooo 😭
Some of my dumps really linger 😂😂😂
When Jim said at .27 all the logs are sticking out of the water, the telemarketer’s response of, “I can picture that” had me laughing. 😂
Upper Decker! Now I am amazed and choking on my tea. I'm surprised the telemarketer lasted as long as he did.
“Mine Are Usually The Ones With Corn In Them, Cause I Eat A Lot Of Corn.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IM FUCKING DYING!!
LOLOLOL YOU AND ME BOTH! MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING!
Billy Ray yeah no kiddin! Lmao
Ya-BOY ChickenLittle you alright?
"What do you mean little hand, both of my hands are the same size." lulz
I watched this again after 3 years and still dying of laughter 😂😂😭
OMG! youre gonna give me a heart attack..I can't stop laughing!
This is the sequel to the Dump one.
"I don't know whose turds belong to who"
"I know which ones do"
"Ok, forget about the corn...." LMAO!
I'm in tears right now. I think I'm going to have a heart attack
an upper decker
jesus christ
i haven't laughed this hard for a while
"Is it still there, the upper decker?" LMAO
Now that's a good salesman.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!
the part about the corn had me in fucking tears
Move em with your little hand cmon!! lol
"chop em in half with a shovel"
Turds has been said a lot!' Lol
"W..well just dont flush it when there's turds in the way."
HHAHA upper decker.
"Good afternoon, sir, my name is F*&^y, I'm calling you from F*&^ing products"
Is it just me, or is that voice strangely familiar...?
...GRIF?!
its censoring the names of businesses to avoid being sued not curse words lol
Um, yeah?
It's not as funny, though.
Sued? How?
Jim Florentine is criminally underrated. He's such a joy to listen to 😂😂😂
That was incredible.
Lol, 1:55 the telemarketer goes for broke.
What do mean my little hand, both my hands are the same size. Lol! 😂😂😂
I have listened to this prank call like 90 times
And I'm still laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😅😆😁😄😃😀😀
First video in a long time that made me laugh so hard!!!! I love these guys!!!!
I almost broke my diaphragm laughing so hard
Best turd discussion ever
God deam hilarious 😆😂😆THIS GUY IS SAVAGE
How do i get to my turds? the one's with the corn!!!!! lol lol lol lol
His voice is the best
Can't... stop... laughing!!! *choke, gasp* My side hurts!
He was very professional in the discussion of the turds. good job lol
hold 'em like i caught a fish! Freakin' hilarious
Fantastic
I’ve never had to pick up anybody else’s turds before! This shit is hilarious! 💩 2:36
"How about I call you back when you get rid of the turds, and corn." Soda spraying out my nose! !!
Im so baked watching this LMFAO 😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😆😂😂🤣🤣
Peak Salesman tactic: ‘is that one still there? The upper decker?’
oh shit that 1 was too much, i almost couldnt listen, but couldnt stop, the upper deck part made me laugh so hard
My girlfriend now works from home. Part of her job is sending out "logs." Every time in here, I play the log part for her.
I understand why this doesn't have any dislikes , fucking hilarious
"hold them up like I a caught a fish too??"
This is absolutely killing me LMAO, not even a munute in.
😂 I’ve been listening to these for an hour
" like I caught a fish" 😂 😂 😂
"move it with your lil hand"
"What do you mean my lil hand?Both of my hands are the same size" omg I'm done lmfao 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
The corn always goes all the way through undisturbed.