Panda Express is mid, and any food place that diminishes greatly by 30 minutes is probably a mid place. Places I worked will refuse orders about 5 minutes prior to closing while obviously staying 10-30 minutes after to clean up for closing. The last 30 minutes the food quality shouldn't change.
Finally, someone else who gets it! People are so quick to jump on the Justin Roiland hate train that they don't even bother to realize that Harmon and the rest of the crew have a vested interest in throwing him under the bus to save face. Anyone that's looked at Harmon's past can see a history of pdfilia and incest "jokes" present within it. Dude is massively disturbed.
I started watching in 2022 with 2 broken legs fresh out of a coma, 18 months out all together I’m back on my feet and at work, left my parents house, this channel got me through some dark days so thank you 🙏
I am glad you made it through the darkness. Take care. We have never met or spoke, but I felt compelled to respond. The small things in life can make massive impact. Reaction videos gave helped me a lot. Take care!
Yo DTV, as someone who frequently visits Panda Express, you went at the absolute worst time possible. They stop making fresh food like an hour before they close. I highly recommend giving it another try but go during the day like around lunchtime. Order some Orange Chicken, Fried Rice, and a side of Cream Cheese Rangoons. You’ll thank me later.
This episode makes me laugh so fucking hard at all the littlest things. Also this entire episode is a “fuck you” to Gwyneth Paltrow for having a company called and I shit you not “Gloop” who sells 300$ Jade eggs that supposedly “strengthen your pelvic floor”, oh and that thing about dolphins and sex in the 60s is 100% true, they tried to communicate interspecies but the dolphins were to horny to take lessons so they tried jerking them off to make it easier and apparently people thought it was weird 😂😂😂
14:43 Margret Howe Lovatt. She was a marine linguistics researcher working at a Dolphin center in the Carribean, in the 1960s, with funding from the us navy and NASA. She was trying to teach Peter the Dolphin how to speak english, and actually managed to make some progress getting him to say her name. Apparently, he frequently had mating urges which interfered with his lessons, and transporting him to a different pool housing two females proved too much of a logistical challenge to do regularly, so she resorted to helping him herself, by masturbating him. It wasn't sexual from her point of view, but it did help the bond between her and the dolphin grow as they worked together. When she was transfered to another facility and the project she was working on was shut down by NASA, Peter the Dolphin missed her company so much that he committed suicide out of depression by drowning himself.
Panda Express and P.F. Changs are so gross. Haven't been to a big corporation place for Asian, Chinese, or Japanese food in over a decade. The only real spots to go are the small places with other small businesses around them lol
I don’t really go for Panda Express I got a place in my neighborhood called China 101 and it’s fire when you catch them around opening because certain people be cooking in the morning.
@@DisfunktionalTV Your question is valid, but panda express is legitimately just another fast food restaurant so they're gonna stop making the fresh food and sell whatever they have left before they close. I've had good panda express and i've had terrible panda express... it doesn't really matter when you go. I used to work in an authentic Chinese food restaurant when i was a kid, and every dish was made fresh when ordered.
When I worked at a pizzeria, unless it was super busy all night, we’d start putting food away with about 10-15 minutes to go before closing. And anyone who shows up to a restaurant like 5-10 minutes before closing, and expects to get a freshly cooked meal is just an A-hole. The staff isn’t staying an half an hour after the restaurant closes to wait on you. They have their own ish to be doing, like washing dishes, mopping floors, and sorting out the register, so that they can go home and be with their families, or just get some sleep before their next work shift.
@@UriasMcCullough Yeah I've seen them make my Shitty-House Chow Mein - Fresh to cooked in the time it takes to say 'Herro, Can I take your order pree!!'.
@@joels5150 you start all that AFTER you close. If the door closes at 10 pm that doesn't mean you walk out at 10:01 lol tf. If you get in to the food business you eventually know what it is. If you decide to grow within it, you already know what comes with it bs and all. If you don't like it get out, going into a place during business hours ain't being an asshole homie. You close at 10, you want me to not come in past 8:30? Be real
"I got it like 30 minutes before they closed". Well that might be why your food was so bad. Just saying.😊
Yeah nobody likes to use common sense anymore.
Panda Express is mid, and any food place that diminishes greatly by 30 minutes is probably a mid place. Places I worked will refuse orders about 5 minutes prior to closing while obviously staying 10-30 minutes after to clean up for closing.
The last 30 minutes the food quality shouldn't change.
"they been throwing some weird shit in the mix"
you can thank dan harmon for that
Finally, someone else who gets it! People are so quick to jump on the Justin Roiland hate train that they don't even bother to realize that Harmon and the rest of the crew have a vested interest in throwing him under the bus to save face. Anyone that's looked at Harmon's past can see a history of pdfilia and incest "jokes" present within it. Dude is massively disturbed.
They should've called this episode Oedipus Smith.
What killed me was when Jerry said “sleepy Gary killed my gag reflex “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I started watching in 2022 with 2 broken legs fresh out of a coma, 18 months out all together
I’m back on my feet and at work, left my parents house, this channel got me through some dark days so thank you 🙏
I am glad you made it through the darkness. Take care. We have never met or spoke, but I felt compelled to respond. The small things in life can make massive impact. Reaction videos gave helped me a lot. Take care!
Best of luck, brother.
Yo DTV, as someone who frequently visits Panda Express, you went at the absolute worst time possible. They stop making fresh food like an hour before they close. I highly recommend giving it another try but go during the day like around lunchtime. Order some Orange Chicken, Fried Rice, and a side of Cream Cheese Rangoons. You’ll thank me later.
100% what sgt said, it’s what I always get too (although I prefer the chow mein over the fried rice), fresh Panda Express is top tier.
This episode makes me laugh so fucking hard at all the littlest things. Also this entire episode is a “fuck you” to Gwyneth Paltrow for having a company called and I shit you not “Gloop” who sells 300$ Jade eggs that supposedly “strengthen your pelvic floor”, oh and that thing about dolphins and sex in the 60s is 100% true, they tried to communicate interspecies but the dolphins were to horny to take lessons so they tried jerking them off to make it easier and apparently people thought it was weird 😂😂😂
14:43 Margret Howe Lovatt. She was a marine linguistics researcher working at a Dolphin center in the Carribean, in the 1960s, with funding from the us navy and NASA. She was trying to teach Peter the Dolphin how to speak english, and actually managed to make some progress getting him to say her name. Apparently, he frequently had mating urges which interfered with his lessons, and transporting him to a different pool housing two females proved too much of a logistical challenge to do regularly, so she resorted to helping him herself, by masturbating him. It wasn't sexual from her point of view, but it did help the bond between her and the dolphin grow as they worked together. When she was transfered to another facility and the project she was working on was shut down by NASA, Peter the Dolphin missed her company so much that he committed suicide out of depression by drowning himself.
bullying your dad like that is diabolical 🤣🤣
This episode is like What The Hell, man
My brother Disfunktional “Lets Goooo” Rick & Morty time
That story about the woman at SeaWorld is true.
3:04 you know your wrong when Rick of all people is judging you on Jerry’s behalf.
This is my favourite season 6 episode. Maybe even top 5
For the algorithm!!
Let's run it Baby!!
Panda Express and P.F. Changs are so gross. Haven't been to a big corporation place for Asian, Chinese, or Japanese food in over a decade. The only real spots to go are the small places with other small businesses around them lol
I don’t really go for Panda Express I got a place in my neighborhood called China 101 and it’s fire when you catch them around opening because certain people be cooking in the morning.
Final de smith Asian had me laughing for ages 😂😂
Wolfgang pub was a reference to pizza gate
I forgot what i was going to comment, but damn Jerry was right all along
“30 min before they close” bro you asking for spit on your food big dawg try it during noon 😂😂😂
This will be probably the top 3 weirdest episodes no one want to remember
First was incest, than clonsetcest now this…
Más adelante en un show más harán también un episodio sobre galletas de la fortuna
In early for the homies who can’t be
Real one
Panda Express is great idk what yall are talking about
I hated this episode more than the living sperm episode. I hate this season so much
Hey man ever heard of the clone wars it’s a cool show I think you would enjoy and really like it
Are we over the incest arc yet?
Brother we need some f is for family
Don't look it up bro
Panda express is garbage if you love garbage and MSG go for it
FINALLY
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
❤🎉
"I got it like 30 minutes before they closed". Well that might be why your food was so bad. Just saying.😊
shouldnt quality be the same across no matter what time of day I go? Or am I asking for too much as a consumer?
@@DisfunktionalTV Your question is valid, but panda express is legitimately just another fast food restaurant so they're gonna stop making the fresh food and sell whatever they have left before they close. I've had good panda express and i've had terrible panda express... it doesn't really matter when you go. I used to work in an authentic Chinese food restaurant when i was a kid, and every dish was made fresh when ordered.
When I worked at a pizzeria, unless it was super busy all
night, we’d start putting food away with about 10-15 minutes to go before closing.
And anyone who shows up to a restaurant like 5-10 minutes before closing, and expects to get a freshly cooked meal is just an A-hole. The staff isn’t staying an half an hour after the restaurant closes to wait on you. They have their own ish to be doing, like washing dishes, mopping floors, and sorting out the register, so that they can go home and be with their families, or just get some sleep before their next work shift.
@@UriasMcCullough Yeah I've seen them make my Shitty-House Chow Mein - Fresh to cooked in the time it takes to say 'Herro, Can I take your order pree!!'.
@@joels5150 you start all that AFTER you close. If the door closes at 10 pm that doesn't mean you walk out at 10:01 lol tf. If you get in to the food business you eventually know what it is. If you decide to grow within it, you already know what comes with it bs and all. If you don't like it get out, going into a place during business hours ain't being an asshole homie. You close at 10, you want me to not come in past 8:30? Be real