I don't bother covering up. They are in my house where I pay rent. If they are bothered about my self care they can eff off to some other location for the time being.
I am a 65-year-old retired GUY. This video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on all of UA-cam. Texted it to my wife and she just fell on the floor in laughter. Seriously, this should win some kind of prize.
She forgot about when you're so exhausted from life and work that you planned to "self care" but laid down then fell asleep instead. Several nights in a row.
Oh my god yeah 😅 like “let’s get comfy, I’ll pop a light on, let’s me just close my eyes to start imagining things…..totally, just……..imagining……….things……………….zzzzzzzzzzzz”
You're not alone lol. I wonder do men deal with that too? Or is it just a female thing? Mind going everywhere it don't need to be when doing the deed by ourselves?
I try not to worry too much. They were here once, obviously had kids (thus our own existence). So they can't really say much about things. Also- honestly if they cared that much they can just go lay down on a cloud somewhere and pout about the fact they didn't get to do it like we do when they were around. 😎 😂
Hell yeah any dead relative can watch anything they want anytime they want so think about what you're doing cuz Granny might be watching give her a good show
I randomly got this video. Now I get a little bit of what my girl is going through and understand all the directions she tells me when she tells me to pause or repeat. Send this to your boyfriend, we will appreciate it.
The only assignment I am thinking of is how I need my ice cream right by the bed because I may have a bit of trouble walking after " self care". My personal massager might also need to charge before round two.
@@Delfini29 Yes! When you are almost past the edge, but it just won't happen. So annoying. Though, I always get a flash headache immediately afterwards, so not so great.
Haha you just need the right partner M or F. Ive thought im the freakiest person in the sheets and my partner calls my freak bet and raises me 5x the pot. My brain leaves my body 😆
I found it.. the most relatable short. The human body is so frustrating, but sometimes especially so if you're AFAB, it's ridiculous sometimes. The tiniest bit of stress keeps us from things that should be so simple.
Hahaha it's a work in progress I guess I've been with women who experimented with hair styles down south before they decided on a look lmmfao !!! It really didn't matter much to me as long as it was maintained 😊.
Although for us an orgasm is relatively easy. In my experience and as can be deduced from this hilarious sketch women have to put in a massive effort.😅
@@samdegoeij6576 Nah it doesn't have to be that complicated. Sometimes I, (a female) is able to finish in like 2 - 3 minutes. My partner who is male is actually the one who has a hard time finishing sometimes. I find it really all depends on the overall mood and atmosphere.
@@protorhinocerator142 you haven’t looked hard enough then 😂 anything out there made for women has something parallel for men. Don’t act like men have it difficult in this 💀
@@emilygriffith6702 That's not what I said. I'm saying 90% or more of the toys are for women and women still have a hard time getting there. I keep hearing how women have more nerve endings, but that doesn't track with what I've heard my whole life. There are 30 year old women who aren't even sure if they've climaxed before. Lady if you're not sure then you haven't. I could never wrap my head around that.
Ok the dead relative thing is too relatable. We always imagine them looking at us with disappointment like “why is this my descendant? I had a house and kids and fought in a war when I was their age” 😅😂
The random dead relative line was so relatable. Ur brain brings up the most random intrusive thoughts and it weirds me out glad it's not just me 💀 Edit: spelling Edit: wow i did not expect anyone to see my comment but im so glad so many ppl agree with me 😂
@@FiddlebirdBlue that too LMAO my brain will have tons of intrusive thoughts just regularly, and it fluctuates depending on whether im feeling anxious/tired/stressed/sad about something. But also it happens during "me time" too and it's disturbing 😭
I am a man,and think your videos arehilarious,these videos should be shown and recommended to both men and women with depression,as they have ALWAYS made me smile AND LIFTED MY MOOD,thank you,THANK YOU.
This was literally me last night!😂 I could not stop with stupid work stuff and all I wanted was a little self care. Ended up just falling asleep to Golden Girls - oh well 🤷🏾♀️
The orgasm: as frightened as a deer. As mythical as a unicorn.
Meanwhile for men it’s a golden retriever that we’re trying to get to stay in the other room for a minute.
oh that's so 😔.
You name it 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Well Said!!!!
After years of torment over the dead relatives thing I suddenly realized, they can't judge if they're the ones watching. Creeps.
😂😂😂😂😂
omg you've just made me have a revelation. THANK YOU
But what if they’re always there watching and they can’t help it like they literally can’t not watch you?! 😆
@@BadgerBabyBoy Well that’s a horrifying thought? The afterlife is some sort of captivity? Only worse than a 9-5 job.
😂😂😂😂
But the one with the dead relatives is SO truee I ALWAYS think abt it ALWAYS😭😅
Yes the guilt! I keep a blanket covering me, even my face like a supernatural being can't see through it.
Please! Don't plant such thoughts in my brain! 😂 It's even worse if you think about if a supernatural religious power could watch you.😂
@@enigmag9538same!
@@summersun6536resisting the "that makes it better" type jokes
I don't bother covering up. They are in my house where I pay rent. If they are bothered about my self care they can eff off to some other location for the time being.
Why is no one talking about the costumes they're so good lmao
Right?? How are they so perfect 😂
The hoods are so spot-on, I love it.
I don't think I've ever, in my entire life, thought another's woman's vulva was so hilarious.
i thin the same but now that you say it like that it sounds creepy to me lol
@@ori977 it's cool, I can be weird for the both of us
The clothing /outfits are the perfect touch.
I was stoned when I watched this and brushing my teeth. I wish I could show you what my bathroom mirror looks like now when I saw the vulva!!
I hate having a picture up omg the eyes😫🤣🤣
spat out my drink at the dead relatives bit
I hate to admit I’ve had that thought too many times 😭😭😭
@Judith Ryan Same with showering. The thought haunts me 😭😭😭
I think about that all the time
I always cover from head to toe just in case they see me doing this
Me too
I am a 65-year-old retired GUY.
This video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on all of UA-cam. Texted it to my wife and she just fell on the floor in laughter.
Seriously, this should win some kind of prize.
Hopefully she didn’t laugh TOO hard lol
Check out her channel it is 👌👌👌😂😂😂
It def deserves an award of some kind, it had me snort laughing 😂
Hahahaha tell her I hope she didn’t hit the ground to hard
"Nobody move a muscle!" that's actually so accurate and not just for self-care...
What I've always found odd is the don't touch me after an orgasm... If someone could explain that though process I'd appreciate it. 😂
“Do you think our dead relatives looking at us..” Made me feel less alone lol 😂
I'm glad I'm not alone 😌 😅
Who cares they probably did it too 😏
Omg I go through that
Same haha
I don't get it--is it just me, or shouldn't that make the big "O" walk right on in the room?
"Get in the zone"
My brain: "AuTo zOnE!"
🤣🤣
Lmfaoooo
I'm as dead as those relatives XDDDDD
Same! Lol
But honestly same lmao
The Vulva Mohawk has me so effing weak !! Girl you didn’t have to call us out like that 😭😂☠️
OK, your outfits are spot on! You get me laughing so hard and you shatter the uptight brit rep!
I love how they treat Orgasm like a magical creature they wanna catch
Sometimes that’s exactly how it feels haha 😂 and then she sneaks up on you in your sleep lol
Oh honey sometimes it is
It's a Unicorn 🦄
The men can't, so it's special
That’s bcuz it is.
She forgot about when you're so exhausted from life and work that you planned to "self care" but laid down then fell asleep instead. Several nights in a row.
Sleep, really good sleep, is the greatest self care. Give you enough for self care and more.
NAH FRRRR
@@putri3042 heck yeah. When your too exhausted to do much else. All you got is sleep, to restore you. Cause even coffee don't help much, at times.
Oh my god yeah 😅 like “let’s get comfy, I’ll pop a light on, let’s me just close my eyes to start imagining things…..totally, just……..imagining……….things……………….zzzzzzzzzzzz”
@@cheralewhite8253Coffee is only shifting the time your energy is available. It allows you to be active faster but then you crash even harder.
The vulva's costume is fabulous. Very creative and funny.
This is my ADHD when I'm trying to do basically anything other than sitting down and scrolling through yt
But like the dead relatives seeing is an active fear of mine 😭😭😭🤣
Lmao mine too😂
Same lol
You're not alone lol. I wonder do men deal with that too? Or is it just a female thing? Mind going everywhere it don't need to be when doing the deed by ourselves?
Same 😭
I try not to worry too much. They were here once, obviously had kids (thus our own existence). So they can't really say much about things. Also- honestly if they cared that much they can just go lay down on a cloud somewhere and pout about the fact they didn't get to do it like we do when they were around. 😎 😂
I literally thought I was only human in existence who thought about the dead relatives thing.
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 that's hilarious 😂
Hell yeah any dead relative can watch anything they want anytime they want so think about what you're doing cuz Granny might be watching give her a good show
I mean why would they want to
i always feel so guilty bc i have a picture of my grandma in my room 💀
Nope. Catholic school has repressed women with this thought for decades and decades.
I've never felt so comforted by a comment section before. I thought the dead relatives and looming greater beings watching was just me 🤣🤣🤣
I randomly got this video. Now I get a little bit of what my girl is going through and understand all the directions she tells me when she tells me to pause or repeat. Send this to your boyfriend, we will appreciate it.
This is scary accurate.
Just goes to show your not alone
So so so accurate
It’s this hard for you to make yourself come?
@@TWHowl well me I’ve only came literally one time . So yea it’s not that easy for everyone
Dam that happens to me as a guy, not any1 fault just the random thoughts that pop up in my head that hurts it
Dead relatives one is so trueeee. Happens to me all the time 😭😭😭😂😂
Yasssss 😂😂😂😂😩😩😩👻
I know right 😂😂
I’m not alone with this thought!!! Lol
Or "what would my grandparents think about this, you know they do it too"
Why brain, why??
So damn true
The costumes are way too accurate!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dead relatives bit...so spot on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Somehow she manages to dress up as all those body parts… accurately. How even-?
I know 😂 I love all her costumes!! They're so spot on! 😆
@@andrea.dandelion You mean G-spot on?😂
700th like
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
I was just thinking how absolutely perfect that coat is...
I don’t know how she’ll be able to go about wearing that Clit Jacket normally, around, out and about again
Imagine she's wearing that jacket out in public and someone recognizes her and goes
"THATS YOUR CL!T JACKET FEOM TIKTOK!"
@@Angell_oranges 💀💀💀 as a bystander i would be so confused
"omg u're the clit girl from youtube :D"
I'd take selfies if I see that jacket out in the wild
Lol I was thinking the exact same thing
I genuinely laughed out loud, first time in a WHILE, that definitely earns a new subscriber.
The dead relatives part is so accurate 😂
Why is the orgasm running away so f****** accurate
And then there's the guy version, where both Hardon and Climax can show up from nowhere.
Is it really that hard. No wonder y'all are jealous of us. Coupla cranks a few good tugs aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand pop we're done.
@@joshhuskins5363 I think we are blessed 😌
@@joshhuskins5363 lol yet woman can do it again and again and again while men has to rest after one orgasm
@@benwagner5089Now that you say that, I really need a male version of all these shorts-
I like how the orgasm is portrayed like an easily spooked deer 😂😂😂
i mean......its accurate lol
Maybe a little TOO accurate..
Because it is
so true
Isn't it, though? lol
The way O snaps her hand off the door-point of no return!
Oh no. Ms. O shows up every time when I do it. She loves me. When he does it...thats a different story. She's very shy around him. 😆😩🤷🏾♀️
it’s like orgasm is a wild animal and you gotta try and lure it in💀
It is. A wild unicorn
👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻💀😭😭😭
Pspspspspsps
@@sonant888whyy?! 😭😭😭🥺😓😫😂🤣🥲
She's a unicorn🦄🥰
The dead relatives bit was such an unnecessary call out. 😂
Fr-
The vulva killed me!! This is so funny, and so accurate. Lmbo!!
Lmfao!!
The accuracy and the vulva!
Oh my god. Im dying!
I just imagine “hand” doing pushups in the background”
OMG lol
😂😂😂
Dressed like a wizard holding a "magic wand" too
Yea too unrealistic there’s not a dying hand character lmao
Shower 🚿 wands for the win!
omg my face hurts, this is so damn accurate. Orgasm dashes like a damn deer at the slightest little thing 🤣🤣🤣
easy......easy!!
It doesn't help that brain has ADD.
@@Oblithian me with ADHD, GAD, and OCD: 😶
@@xx_azura_xx8899 eyyy
Whyyyyyy are we like thisss!?????????!!!
FACTS!!!! So hard to get her to come around lol
“do you think our dead relatives can see what we’re doing right now?” my brain every time 💀💀💀
I laughed so hard... 🤣🤣🤣❤️ Thank you for this. 🤣❤️
Me tooo! Hahaha
I love how the vulva and the brain have two separate ideas about Keith. So accurate 😂
And that's how booty calls happen! 😂
It was the vagina. The vulva is pretty indifferent on these things.
It makes me think of that one episode of Seinfeld. 😆
The outfits are so accurate that it's scary 😂
Not the subtle dressing up as the parts 😂😂
Brain is always unfocused and such a sadist. I love her, she reminds me of mine
Same😂😂😂
“Aw yeah. Some me time.”
“DID I FINISH THAT ASSIGNMENT???”
And then the orgasm just ran away without any signs of returning that night...
For real
The only assignment I am thinking of is how I need my ice cream right by the bed because I may have a bit of trouble walking after " self care". My personal massager might also need to charge before round two.
I'm amazed by how accurate this is
god this is so relatable 💀 especially with adhd & ocd
I laughed so loud cause I've literally had the thought to the point where I have to "self care" under a blanket so I dnt feel so naked 😭🤦🏾♀️
I think your dead realtives could know what are you doing... Most of them
And think good for you 😩😌
I personally just get too cold
Are you sure you're doing it right ?
I can never "self care" naked. It's too revealing. Lmao
In my LOCKED room 😂 idc I can’t be all out and about for some reason
Need to see a collab with her and that dude with the many costumes. Idk what they would do a collab on but I’m here for it
Adrian Bliss
@@marozela yes that’s him!!
@@marozela i had the exact same thought before!
I have no idea how but i love this guy it surely would be hilarious
oh my god the day that happens is the day that i can die in peace
@@marozelaYES!!! I’d love to see that!
I love the design of Clit’s hood 🤣
Man, this is funny! It'll be interesting if she partners with Adrian Bliss along with his costumes.
the orgasm opening a door with that huge smile was hilarious 😂😂
😄
Sometimes it's really like It's here it's here Oh it's gone..
@@Delfini29 Yes! When you are almost past the edge, but it just won't happen. So annoying. Though, I always get a flash headache immediately afterwards, so not so great.
I wish growing up I had such open content like this I used to think all these quirks were me being a freak 😂😂😂
Same!!
I’m just glad I’m seeing ‘open content’ in my life time! 🤭
“Pull up a chair! The Show 🎪🎥🍿is about to begin!”
Freaks unite 😅!
Me too 😢😢😂😂😂😂
Haha you just need the right partner M or F. Ive thought im the freakiest person in the sheets and my partner calls my freak bet and raises me 5x the pot.
My brain leaves my body 😆
The dead relatives bit lmao
Why does the dead relatives feel so personal? 😭
my brain: looks at garfield poster "do you think he is judging us rn??"
🤣🤣🤣 Omg saaaaame
No, but ceiling cat is 😼
Literally the most frustrating thing ever when you get distracted
And if it's that elusive by ourselves, it's even more difficult with a partner who is giving you performance anxiety
@@recoveringsoul755holy shit,true O-O
This is the most accurate hilarious shiot ive seen in a long minute!!😂
This is so effed up but true 😂 mine won't shut up either.
Orgasm reminds me off a deer being scared and running off 😂
I love your PFP!!
This is so painfully accurate.
Also the vulva murdered me with the hair cut.😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Brazilian?
Lol I didn't catch it the first time 😂
This is so spot on, I can't stop laughing!
I found it.. the most relatable short. The human body is so frustrating, but sometimes especially so if you're AFAB, it's ridiculous sometimes. The tiniest bit of stress keeps us from things that should be so simple.
I love how they all see orgasm as this enchanted skittish unicorn stumbling in and honouring them with their presence
I mean, ooooof tho
ENCHANTED SKITTISH UNICORN PLS THAT'S TOO GOOD 🤣😭
@@bwingbwinggwiyomi I mean im not wrong!!!
One bad move and its outa there faster than a hedgehog on fire
Your vulva wig changing between episodes is killing me 😹😹
Hahaha it's a work in progress I guess I've been with women who experimented with hair styles down south before they decided on a look lmmfao !!!
It really didn't matter much to me as long as it was maintained 😊.
Omg... The costumes! Brilliant. :D
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet in my entire life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look if my dead relatives can't get the hint and either go away or look away when I'm in the middle of something, then that's on them
Your comment makes so much sense!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Literally I'm half German so they can't judge me at all I know the shit they've done in the 1930s 💀
@@Orangecataura oh my god🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Ancestors are proud of me Imperial, Can you say the same?
Orgasm running away like a startled deer was what sent me
The frustration only increases. Try again next time. Poor girl.
I love how maniacal brain is.
She seems to enjoy throwing a wrench into everything.
Definitely how my brain works 🙄
i SHRIEKED at the vulva outfit, that was TOO GOOD
😂😂LOL 😆 😂 🤣 this is SOOOOOO TRUE!!! Anything can make her run away with out focus 😂
I like this lady💯
My favorite aisle is the self-care aisle. I've gotten some gems for cheap during the pandy. Kept me entertained.
i love how the heart just wasn't involved in this "self-care" 🤣
Soul
Why would a blood pump be involved?
Even as a guy, I find it amazing just how relatable this all is.
Although for us an orgasm is relatively easy. In my experience and as can be deduced from this hilarious sketch women have to put in a massive effort.😅
@@samdegoeij6576 And how sad is that?
They even have all the toys. Almost every device is made for pleasuring the woman.
@@samdegoeij6576 Nah it doesn't have to be that complicated. Sometimes I, (a female) is able to finish in like 2 - 3 minutes. My partner who is male is actually the one who has a hard time finishing sometimes. I find it really all depends on the overall mood and atmosphere.
@@protorhinocerator142 you haven’t looked hard enough then 😂 anything out there made for women has something parallel for men. Don’t act like men have it difficult in this 💀
@@emilygriffith6702 That's not what I said.
I'm saying 90% or more of the toys are for women and women still have a hard time getting there.
I keep hearing how women have more nerve endings, but that doesn't track with what I've heard my whole life. There are 30 year old women who aren't even sure if they've climaxed before. Lady if you're not sure then you haven't. I could never wrap my head around that.
The costumes are spot on. Skit is winning!
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks of dead relatives possibly or not possibly seeing me during some self care. 💀
O.M.G. the outfits are literally perfection! The script is accurate as hell lol
I know people love the whole positive copy-paste comments. But... no.
Unfortunately it is so accurate 😕
I think about the "dead relative thing" A LOT 😂
SAME HAHAH
The dead relatives one 😂😂😂 (same)
Your videos are very clever and absolutely hilarious!!
Ok the dead relative thing is too relatable. We always imagine them looking at us with disappointment like “why is this my descendant? I had a house and kids and fought in a war when I was their age” 😅😂
OMG! The “dead relatives” watching! I’m dying! 😂😂😂😂😂
Beautifully well done , love it
O.m.g. 😂
Every line so accurate 😂😂 it's brilliant!
"you think our dead relatives can see what we're doing right now" STOP IT ITS GETTING TO RELATABLE
The random dead relative line was so relatable. Ur brain brings up the most random intrusive thoughts and it weirds me out glad it's not just me 💀
Edit: spelling
Edit: wow i did not expect anyone to see my comment but im so glad so many ppl agree with me 😂
I died there on the spot. 😂😂😂
I have loads of intrusive thoughts whether or not it's 'me time' and I laughed but also was like, honestly that one wasn't even that bad lol
@@FiddlebirdBlue that too LMAO my brain will have tons of intrusive thoughts just regularly, and it fluctuates depending on whether im feeling anxious/tired/stressed/sad about something. But also it happens during "me time" too and it's disturbing 😭
that's not what an intrusive thought is
Fr tho 😭
Almost spat out what i was drinking at " Dead relatives "💔😂, shes to good at this fr.
Bwhahahahaha!! 😆 the sheer ACCURACY!!!!!!
omg I thought I was the only weirdo who thought that 😂
Me too! 🤣
I am a man,and think your videos arehilarious,these videos should be shown and recommended to both men and women with depression,as they have ALWAYS made me smile AND LIFTED MY MOOD,thank you,THANK YOU.
As a woman, thank YOU for being open to comedy that centers on women's experiences and struggles 🥹
I love the vulva hat. Cracks me up every time. 😂
I will forever find Brain’s comments and antics funny. 😂
This was literally me last night!😂 I could not stop with stupid work stuff and all I wanted was a little self care. Ended up just falling asleep to Golden Girls - oh well 🤷🏾♀️
Omg every woman needs to watch her! So relatable
Why is so accurate and sad😢.
The dead relatives question is so real!!!
Poor Clit, those that don't have her can't find her, and those that do have her have bits that don't listen to her 😂
Can u tell me what is clit?