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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir  4 місяці тому +177

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    • @WinterMute99
      @WinterMute99 4 місяці тому +3

      What a ladte comment, does one need more money for alcohol?

    • @PlatinumGaming67
      @PlatinumGaming67 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@WinterMute99 I just got to this channel, what's with all the alcohol and cigarette jokes

    • @somerandommflol
      @somerandommflol 4 місяці тому

      i dont wanna listen to a mf biography🤬just tell me what happened that led up the lawyer offing himself… jesus this video sucks

    • @hades1065
      @hades1065 3 місяці тому

      @@PlatinumGaming67 I don't get it either

    • @jagerandres5808
      @jagerandres5808 2 місяці тому

      take a hop over the pond someday, come over here to the states and learn about guns bud!

  • @shapshapshapshap2829
    @shapshapshapshap2829 4 місяці тому +10356

    The fact that he was using a revolver, probably one of the easiest guns to check if it’s loaded or not, makes this infinitely more funny

    • @Dogsarecool2202
      @Dogsarecool2202 4 місяці тому +641

      Older revolvers could not pivot their cylinders out like modern ones can and like Qxir showed (6:20). Still pretty easy to check and this guy is still negligent

    • @LeeThule
      @LeeThule 4 місяці тому +298

      Due to the time period, it was probably a cap and ball revover that did not take cartridges. It is likely that he wanted the revolver loaded witb a cap (easy to check) but not with powder and ball (more difficult to check).

    • @buckberthod5007
      @buckberthod5007 4 місяці тому +76

      The case was in 1874, you could buy a Schofield, Colt, Iver Johnson, Smith and Wesson etc in center fire. Schofields are break tops, same as the Iver and Smith, the Colts had a loading gate on the right side, you have to half cock it then open it to inspect, load or eject casings

    • @Dogsarecool2202
      @Dogsarecool2202 4 місяці тому +89

      @@buckberthod5007 accept he used a colt Patterson, cap and ball. Again not saying he's not negligent just that it's not the easiest gun to check if it's loaded

    • @Funtime_Fz
      @Funtime_Fz 4 місяці тому +18

      So someone accidently killing themselves and knowing something about the pistol making it funnier to you, is funny to you?
      What kind of sick person are you to consider a real person accidently killing himself, funny?

  • @willwillbilly6958
    @willwillbilly6958 4 місяці тому +17510

    bro ran out of beer and cigarette money so he had to post

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 місяці тому

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @darkball31
      @darkball31 4 місяці тому +147

      well that is what *$0.05* a minute?

    • @willwillbilly6958
      @willwillbilly6958 4 місяці тому +89

      @@darkball31 no clue, but bro prob gets payed🤷‍♂️

    • @tanksnap3776
      @tanksnap3776 4 місяці тому

      ​@@willwillbilly6958Not enough

    • @Hakushodemon
      @Hakushodemon 4 місяці тому +81

      @@darkball31 i mean 10k views is in the hundreds at least especially if the retention rate is very high (people watch all of the animation/video)

  • @desktopfan8870
    @desktopfan8870 4 місяці тому +4631

    Some people say that justice is blind. Sometimes the lawyers are too. Not this one though, he's just dead.

  • @dhelix85
    @dhelix85 4 місяці тому +1124

    Dude was on to something with gunpowder analysis. Respect for his effort.

  • @doopythespoopy6995
    @doopythespoopy6995 4 місяці тому +1925

    Vallandigham *did not* win Ohio's election for Governor in a landslide in absentia.
    He won the democratic party's *nomination* in a landslide in absentia. He was soundly beaten by National Union candidate John Brough, 288,000 votes to 188,000.

    • @d.c.8828
      @d.c.8828 4 місяці тому +122

      *IMPORTANT CORRECTION!* Thank you for the clarification!

    • @Tinil0
      @Tinil0 4 місяці тому +43

      Yeah, this is a huge mistake sadly.

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 4 місяці тому +41

      I thought that was suspicious given how much of a Republican stronghold Ohio was for generations. 7 Republican presidents were either born in Ohio and/or considered it their home state.

    • @hnfiiinc5993
      @hnfiiinc5993 4 місяці тому +13

      By a 100,000 votes back then is telling of this man’s character

    • @michaelbarrett3229
      @michaelbarrett3229 4 місяці тому +19

      Thank for the correction. The video made Ohio look like a copperhead state instead of a loyal Union state that ratified the 13th amendment.

  • @Bramon83
    @Bramon83 4 місяці тому +5112

    his defense had one hole.......

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 місяці тому +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 4 місяці тому +117

      Sadly that hole was also a big leak in the whole thing…..

    • @CodyHomes
      @CodyHomes 4 місяці тому +68

      And quickly ended the case.........

    • @Warsaquoack
      @Warsaquoack 4 місяці тому +1

      His ass?

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 4 місяці тому +52

      When this came to light, the atmosphere in the courtroom died along with the defense........

  • @archstanton3931
    @archstanton3931 4 місяці тому +1726

    Can confirm; it behooves you to have more than a strong hunch that your gun's not loaded before handling it in such a way.

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 4 місяці тому +61

      Literally the first rule of gun safety.

    • @Oddman1980
      @Oddman1980 4 місяці тому +55

      And there's no such thing as an unloaded gun.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 місяці тому

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @doubledee8677
      @doubledee8677 4 місяці тому +25

      @@Oddman1980 I mean that's ridiculous. You can definitely be assured your gun isn't loaded, you just need to check thoroughly.

    • @aaftiyoDkcdicurak
      @aaftiyoDkcdicurak 4 місяці тому +9

      Oddman1980 only until you confirmed that it isn't.

  • @somevagrant3772
    @somevagrant3772 4 місяці тому +5002

    Back from the liquor store.

    • @idiamin1215
      @idiamin1215 4 місяці тому +23

      Did you get the milk

    • @johnnytelemundo
      @johnnytelemundo 4 місяці тому +18

      @@idiamin1215 whoops. you want a cigarette¿

    • @ozymandiasramesses1773
      @ozymandiasramesses1773 4 місяці тому +8

      If whatever rule brought you to go buy milk. Of what use was the rule?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 місяці тому +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @chrisbole8339
      @chrisbole8339 4 місяці тому +3

      Username checks out

  • @1chaka
    @1chaka 4 місяці тому +574

    Idk why but I exclaimed “WOO!!” When I learned that “Sideburns” were named after a General Burnside sporting that particular facial hair

    • @isaacbruner65
      @isaacbruner65 4 місяці тому

      There was also a widespread rumor that "hooker", a term for prostitute, came from the name of Union General Joseph Hooker, but that one may not hold water.

    • @SaraRankins.
      @SaraRankins. 3 місяці тому +13

      What til you hear about the term "hookers"!

    • @RuLo0803
      @RuLo0803 Місяць тому +1

      @@SaraRankins. what about it? In case it is common knowledge I must say I'm not a native speaker

    • @SaraRankins.
      @SaraRankins. Місяць тому +15

      @@RuLo0803 there was a civil war General named Hooker who was known for..... knowing a lot of women.

    • @RuLo0803
      @RuLo0803 Місяць тому

      @@SaraRankins. Ohh so it comes from like "hooker's" women? That's actually funny

  • @VenerabIe
    @VenerabIe 18 днів тому +8

    0:46 That's just Saul Goodman. Honestly, what else would we expect?

  • @of1564
    @of1564 4 місяці тому +4414

    QXIR IS ALIVE!!!!

  • @amberswafford9305
    @amberswafford9305 4 місяці тому +2718

    Rule #1 in gun safety is “There’s NO SUCH THING AS AN UNLOADED GUN!!”

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 4 місяці тому +99

      I'd love a magical gun with unlimited ammo.

    • @Dichete
      @Dichete 4 місяці тому +18

      what if it actually doesn't have any ammo

    • @sigmanation6957
      @sigmanation6957 4 місяці тому +335

      @@Dichete It's not about the physical reality of whether or not there's ammo, it's about drilling it into your head that a gun should always be treated as if it's fully loaded and off safety.

    • @Briskeeen
      @Briskeeen 4 місяці тому +206

      ​@@DicheteYou still treat it like it's loaded. Complacency with dangerous weapons will fucking kill you.

    • @Gencrossbones
      @Gencrossbones 4 місяці тому +83

      ​@@Dichete Always treat a gun as if it's loaded.
      If you see a gun on top of a table do not put your finger around the trigger always check it first.

  • @HeWhoShams
    @HeWhoShams 4 місяці тому +1212

    This man was Saul before Better Call Saul was even thought of.

  • @Matt-zu2lu
    @Matt-zu2lu Місяць тому +14

    6:10 okay so as someone who does own a gun and have shot multiple guns before I can safely say that not only are you correct about the fact that you’re not supposed to just be satisfied with the mer belief that a gun is empty but you’re also actually always supposed to treat a gun as if it was loaded even when you’re 100% certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is unloaded. You’re also supposed to keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to fire and never ever point a firearm at a living creature (human or animal) unless you plan to kill it, less you end up like this lawyer. Also always know what’s behind your target.

    • @kevlarkittens
      @kevlarkittens 18 днів тому +1

      Yep that's rule #1. And one of the main questions on the firearm safety test that we have to take in CA before being allowed to even begin a purchase. And you might still get denied during the process.
      Unless you're Alec Baldwin, and then none of those rules or laws apply.

    • @alimdzon7994
      @alimdzon7994 3 дні тому +1

      100+ years hindsight

  • @JTA1961
    @JTA1961 4 місяці тому +1050

    Just like this guy, Burnside / Sideburns thing I didn't know either. Finally broke down & got me a doodles all over Tshirt... hopefully their's a small portion that actually gets back to you.

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 4 місяці тому +6

      The allover tees are very comfy. I have blue and purple.

    • @TrineDaely
      @TrineDaely 3 місяці тому +1

      I would have referred to his particular style as mutton chops, but I could easily be wrong on that since I prefer clean shaven men and don't pay much attention to beard styles.

    • @loyalpiper
      @loyalpiper Місяць тому

      Was a terrible general though, looks at the battle of fredricksburg.

  • @custos3249
    @custos3249 4 місяці тому +140

    If only all lawyers had such commitment

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 4 місяці тому +685

    >single action black powder revolver
    >swing out cylinder

    • @josephd.5524
      @josephd.5524 4 місяці тому +283

      being fair he's Irish
      he's better with explosives

    • @evanbohn
      @evanbohn 4 місяці тому +14

      We didnt get those ones over here.
      Or Famas'.

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@josephd.5524 wow

    • @xtron1234
      @xtron1234 4 місяці тому

      @@josephd.5524lmao nice

    • @chrisbeaumont4630
      @chrisbeaumont4630 4 місяці тому +15

      It's the special russian roulette model. They have a cylinder but still can only load and fire one round

  • @RapTapTap69
    @RapTapTap69 4 місяці тому +86

    I only consult a pyshic on whether or not my arms are loaded. Seems easier to call up "Madame Magnificent" at the strip mall than to check myself.

    • @Dwigt_Rortugal
      @Dwigt_Rortugal 4 місяці тому +4

      "I'm Cleo. You're a Libra, aren'tcha darling?"

  • @Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
    @Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD 4 місяці тому +269

    6:11 the four rules of firearm safety: always treat a gun as if it is loaded, never point it as something you aren’t willing to destroy, know your target and what’s behind it, and keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot.
    This is why you should politely decline any invitation from Alec Baldwin to “1v1 me on Rust”

    • @Kasumstreak8
      @Kasumstreak8 4 місяці тому +35

      The first rule of gun safety is to have fun :)

    • @finboror
      @finboror 5 днів тому +1

      A bonus fifth one taught to us in the FDF is "know the state of your gun". Is it _actually_ loaded? Is the safety on? If not and it's select-fire, is it on semi or full auto? Is it clean? Is there a bullet in the chamber? And so on.

  • @Cinnamowo
    @Cinnamowo 4 місяці тому +34

    I mean, I absolutely love how he made a throughout analysis of the bullet holes

  • @YarPirates-vy7iv
    @YarPirates-vy7iv 4 місяці тому +304

    "I'm not an American", replacing gun in man's hand with potato, was a great dig.

  • @therwtyt
    @therwtyt 4 місяці тому +243

    American here. you are correct in your assumptions on gun safety. you should always treat a gun as if its loaded, and double check to ensure it's not. have a third party also verify if possible.

    • @etaleo2748
      @etaleo2748 4 місяці тому +37

      I've heard some practice gun safety by treating the gun as if it's always loaded, even if they have confirmed no ammo is actually there. False negatives can kill in this case, so it helps to be cautious like that.

    • @therwtyt
      @therwtyt 4 місяці тому +19

      @@etaleo2748 you are 100% correct. I was watching a Brandon Harrara video almost right after this one, and after the outro it shows some cut footage. One of the clips shows Brandon rack the bolt on what he thought was an empty rifle, and popped out a live round. Fortunately he abides by the rules of gun safety you and I have listed.

    • @lilarrin1220
      @lilarrin1220 4 місяці тому +13

      Not just gun safety but a lot of safety rules in general when working with dangerous equipment. I work with high voltage equipment and lasers, and whenever I have to open up the high voltage stuff for diagnostic/repairs, I need to treat it as if it is fully powered up and minimize direct contact in case all the other safety controls have failed. For lasers, I behave as though I have no safety equipment or barriers and minimize putting any part of my body near the beamline. Safety measures are never perfect, and their failure can have very heavy consequences, so you operate as though they can fail anytime.

    • @PerkulatorBenny
      @PerkulatorBenny 4 місяці тому +4

      @@etaleo2748 Not American, but I have been to the range a few times. Our rule was that the only time you can treat a gun as if it's not loaded, whether confirmed empty or not, is if it is in a position where it is physically impossible for it to fire, e.g. a break-action gun that is currently open or a revolver with the drum out. (And even then you always try to handle it with care/not go in front of it. Just in case.)

    • @d.c.8828
      @d.c.8828 4 місяці тому +6

      Tell that to Alec Baldwin....

  • @LlamaBobby
    @LlamaBobby 4 місяці тому +245

    I love the arrest sketch, especially one guy being depicting holding an axe. So if he resisted arrest he’d be decapitated on the spot.
    “I’ll axe you to come along quietly now, boyo” because you knew he was Irish AF, possibly a distant ancestor of QXIR

  • @weareallbornmad410
    @weareallbornmad410 3 місяці тому +289

    A guy accidentally shot himself defending a guy who accidentally shot someone, who was also later shot.
    America.

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 Місяць тому +12

      The idea of a guy who isn't a bailiff even holding a loaded revolver in a courtroom is wildly inappropriate to me, I feel like Americans don't treat firearms with the proper respect a lot of the time, familiarity breeds contempt I guess

    • @cryptickitsune1876
      @cryptickitsune1876 Місяць тому +5

      As an American, I can confirm the legitimacy of this analysis.

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 29 днів тому

      @@bluegum6438at this point in history we didn’t have nearly as brutal organized crime nor did minorities have enough population to be concerned about arms control

    • @garysgarage.2841
      @garysgarage.2841 27 днів тому +9

      Before you criticize Americans 170 years in the past first take a look at your society in the same timeframe. Next up what's up with those dinosaurs always eating each other.

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 27 днів тому +5

      @@garysgarage.2841 I'm not criticizing Americans 170 years in the past. I'm criticizing Americans _now._ You had 170 years to learn.

  • @afartinghuman
    @afartinghuman 4 місяці тому +432

    "man thats fucked up.."
    "he was born in ohio"
    oh

  • @fordson51
    @fordson51 4 місяці тому +61

    The fact that I am an American and did not know this is not surprising, but it is still good you told this story. Nice to see you back after your absence, worried the Triangle got ya.

    • @Dwigt_Rortugal
      @Dwigt_Rortugal 4 місяці тому +1

      Ye gads, not the Triangle!

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 4 місяці тому

      To be fair, nationality has little to do with it. How well read are you 8n subject matter is what matters. Do you spend much time studying American history?

  • @xan_carman4216
    @xan_carman4216 4 місяці тому +224

    Was getting worried you succumbed to alcohol poisoning

    • @Imurai
      @Imurai 4 місяці тому +26

      Naw, he's immune, he's Irish!

  • @Derpy1969
    @Derpy1969 4 місяці тому +159

    It’s too bad more lawyers don’t use this strategy.

  • @owenfarmer1588
    @owenfarmer1588 Місяць тому +28

    “i’m not an american” 7:23 *gun changes into potato*

  • @joshuas.g.g.4951
    @joshuas.g.g.4951 4 місяці тому +88

    "I mean, he DID kill all those vampires" got a belly laugh out of me. Well done.

    • @notpc48
      @notpc48 4 дні тому

      I actually enjoy watching that movie every once in a while. 😁

  • @luger_Mann
    @luger_Mann 4 місяці тому +84

    I have a good bit of experience with both original civil war era firearms and newly made reproductions of them and I can confirm it takes a almost painful degree of absent minded stupidity to miss-identify a loaded/non loaded firearm from that era, especially since what makes them go bang is external and in pretty much plain view at all times just about.

    • @themightydropbear
      @themightydropbear 4 місяці тому +15

      He may have had primers on both revolvers. The practice of law can be as much about theater as it is about legal procedure so it's likely that he put primers on his "unloaded" weapon so that it would go "bang" for his demonstration and underscore his point to the jury. Total failure safety-wise regardless. This event is a pretty good analogue to the chain of events that led to Baldwin shooting that staffer on "Rust".

    • @DevilBirdProductions
      @DevilBirdProductions 4 місяці тому +3

      Lawyer, looking at percussion cap: "I wonder what that is"

    • @lordofonions5699
      @lordofonions5699 4 місяці тому

      finally; someone who doesn't overuse the "as a" phrase.

  • @Ilix42
    @Ilix42 4 місяці тому +200

    Why the hell would you use 2 guns rather than just only loading the gun when you needed to fire a round?

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 4 місяці тому +39

      Given the kind of revolvers available for the time, he probably didn't want to constantly go through the hassle of unloading it.

    • @Ilix42
      @Ilix42 4 місяці тому +34

      @@Eboreg2 We’re not talking about having to load and unload it dozens of times. If he only loaded one round at a time, he probably would have only had to do it 3-4 times, depending on how many fabric samples he was generating. Alternately, he could have loaded and unloaded it once if the total number of samples was fewer than the total number of rounds the gun held.
      Either way, he made the decision to act extremely irresponsibly for a super minor convenience.

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 4 місяці тому +21

      it could've been a cap and ball revolver. They didn't use metallic cartridges that could be ejected - instead, the powder and bullet were loaded directly into the chamber and ignited by a percussion cap. Then again, the cap is still removable afaik

    • @Ilix42
      @Ilix42 4 місяці тому +2

      @@8bitarmory846 In that case, they only hold one round at a time right? Or do they still have revolving barrels that are just loaded through the main barrel?

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 4 місяці тому +17

      @@Ilix42 still a revolver - apart from how the cylinder is loaded, it still works the same way as a modern one

  • @ryancialone3045
    @ryancialone3045 4 місяці тому +637

    People forget that Ohio was like the biggest southern sympathizer state and voted against emancipation

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 4 місяці тому +49

      So-called Butternut states, along with south Illinois and south Indiana, basically any state bordering the Ohio river...

    • @Wolf-gt7mb
      @Wolf-gt7mb 4 місяці тому +8

      Don’t forget what happened in NY

    • @pwrm8721
      @pwrm8721 4 місяці тому +19

      Meine Liebe für den erwähnten Bundesstaat ist in unbeschreiblichen Maßen gestiegen.

    • @jaredgerez3238
      @jaredgerez3238 4 місяці тому +7

      And then proceeded to lose over 30,000 people in the conflict

    • @frenchempire9471
      @frenchempire9471 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@Shiestey"only in Ohio"

  • @lordowencat4231
    @lordowencat4231 23 дні тому +7

    5:20 is when the trial begins if u wanna skip the background

  • @The.Red.Tomahawk
    @The.Red.Tomahawk 2 місяці тому +17

    Jailing anyone disagreeing with you and calling u a tyrant...proves them right

    • @leotheliongames
      @leotheliongames 26 днів тому

      He wasn’t jailed because he called Lincoln a tyrant, he was jailed because he was committing treason and supporting slavery.

    • @RobotDCLXVI
      @RobotDCLXVI 11 днів тому +2

      It's properly called the War of Northern Agression for a reason.

  • @crisp.6341
    @crisp.6341 4 місяці тому +658

    bro remembered his password

    • @net6406
      @net6406 4 місяці тому +16

      bro really thought that he'll upload one video every week

    • @WowBlankpage
      @WowBlankpage 4 місяці тому +21

      bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

    • @Mayhamsdead
      @Mayhamsdead 4 місяці тому +16

      BRO DID WHAT?!
      FR FR NO CAP ON GOD?
      OHAIO RIZZ FENUM TAX GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER?!
      BRO, THAT'S SO SKIBIDI!

    • @WowBlankpage
      @WowBlankpage 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Mayhamsdead witteraly

    • @bideobamers
      @bideobamers 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Mayhamsdead Why are you typing like that?

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 місяці тому +41

    I don't think I expected this story to loosely involve the origins of the name of a facial hairstyle, but then again, I'm not sure what I expected.

  • @ArthurMorgan_Gaming
    @ArthurMorgan_Gaming 4 місяці тому +18

    I don't know who this self guy is, but I sure hope his family presses charges against the lawyer.

  • @AltHames
    @AltHames 4 місяці тому +16

    4:42 when I heard “sons of liberty” and that it was a secret confederacy I immediately thought of metal gear solid

    • @Servo_M
      @Servo_M 28 днів тому

      Rules of Nature!

    • @jimbabwe3
      @jimbabwe3 20 днів тому

      the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

  • @casparfang
    @casparfang 4 місяці тому +33

    4:45 THE LA LI LU LE LO WAS REAL THIS WHOLE TIME

  • @zollyu581
    @zollyu581 4 місяці тому +29

    I love this dude, his voice is so enticing.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 місяці тому

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @unsafe_at_any_speed
      @unsafe_at_any_speed 4 місяці тому +1

      @@EEEEEEEE Your grasp of the English vernacular is impressive

    • @chrimony
      @chrimony 4 місяці тому

      I'm after his pot of gold.

    • @jlopez4889
      @jlopez4889 4 місяці тому

      @@unsafe_at_any_speed You are talking to a bot

    • @unsafe_at_any_speed
      @unsafe_at_any_speed 4 місяці тому

      @@jlopez4889 That's the joke! I guess some folks won't get it

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 4 місяці тому +56

    Bro mains Phoenix Wright in MVC3 and was like “i can do better”

    • @tommyfishhouse8050
      @tommyfishhouse8050 4 місяці тому +1

      Now I want an Ace Attorney game set during the American Civil War.

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 27 днів тому

      ​@@tommyfishhouse8050 "Best I can do is during late Victorian Era" -Capcom

  • @laurenf.7922
    @laurenf.7922 4 місяці тому +34

    That lawyer is pretty metal

  • @petis1477
    @petis1477 4 місяці тому +6

    Once I´ve heard about Ohio, I don´t need any further explanation

  • @phobosad4661
    @phobosad4661 4 місяці тому +8

    This tells us a valuable lesson, never take a lawyer from Ohio

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 4 місяці тому +7

    Gentlemen, it is a fine day. A fine day, indeed, for the legend himself has graced us with his upload

  • @hgborgards2
    @hgborgards2 4 місяці тому +124

    A lawyer that won the Baldwin award during court

    • @SageArdor
      @SageArdor 4 місяці тому +8

      you mean the darwin award, right?

    • @anlasma7942
      @anlasma7942 4 місяці тому +4

      @@SageArdor The actor

    • @psikogeek
      @psikogeek 4 місяці тому +17

      @@SageArdor *Alec Baldwin" - actor who killed a coworker with an unloaded gun on the set of "Rust."

    • @romancatholicgameing
      @romancatholicgameing 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@psikogeek Wait, unloaded? How do you kill someone with an unloaded gun?

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 4 місяці тому +8

      @@romancatholicgameingan "unloaded" gun.
      Actually this has happened at least twice and i don't remember which one was which, on one case someone brought bullets so they could shoot some cans before the filming started, on a second one the prop people or anyone else failed to realise that blanks are still lethal at close range

  • @IncredibleCactusRoll
    @IncredibleCactusRoll 4 місяці тому +12

    First impressions, the thumbnail goes hard pls don't change it

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 4 місяці тому +30

    2:50 He did this illegally, by the way. Only Congress can suspend the writ of _habeus corpus,_ but Lincoln did it unilaterally while Congress was not in session. When the new Congress sat, the Speaker of the House declared that since _habeus corpus_ was already suspended, Congress would proceed as though it had already consented. This infuriated basically everyone but the hardcore Lincoln Republicans, but without the Speaker’s cooperation, they couldn’t force a vote.

    • @smartwhip.
      @smartwhip. 2 місяці тому +4

      Cry more wawa

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 2 місяці тому +6

      @@smartwhip. Very mature.

    • @kluneberg8952
      @kluneberg8952 2 місяці тому +9

      lincoln also had no constitutional right to prevent the confederate states from succeeding

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 2 місяці тому +12

      @@kluneberg8952 That’s much more of a gray area. While I believe in a right to secession, the Federal Government hadn’t done anything to justify it in 1861. Lincoln hadn’t even taken office when South Carolina seceded.

    • @gabriel.b9036
      @gabriel.b9036 2 місяці тому +16

      @@kluneberg8952 Lincoln had every right as commander in chief to do as he deemed fit to preserve the Union, so yes he did. As was confirmed by Texas v White, states did not have the right to unilaterally secede from the Union, no matter the cause.

  • @JacobSC_
    @JacobSC_ 4 місяці тому +1

    What an incredible tale, thanks for this 👏

  • @mathEspinoza916
    @mathEspinoza916 4 місяці тому +57

    Ah yes, the classic "Royce Dupont" technique.

  • @blank6377
    @blank6377 4 місяці тому +8

    Still a better court hearing than a typical Judge Judy episode

  • @Balrog4242
    @Balrog4242 4 місяці тому +28

    You're right the vampire killing really tips the scales...

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir 4 місяці тому +2

      They're actually a protected species these days. It's very un PC to treat vampires as if they were some kind of blood sucking parasite...🦇🩸🩸🩸

  • @DoglinsShadow
    @DoglinsShadow 4 місяці тому +2

    Thanks for the great videos Qxir!!!

  • @kevin7242
    @kevin7242 4 місяці тому +2

    Hell yeaaaaaaah! You returned!
    UA-cam is not the same without tales from the bottle 😢

  • @tothepast
    @tothepast 4 місяці тому +4

    This is exactly why you should always assume things and never ask questions.

  • @Not_Ferrari
    @Not_Ferrari 4 місяці тому +3

    The self-portrait of Qxir gazing at a potato near the end about killed me 🤣

  • @novahoth3406
    @novahoth3406 4 місяці тому +18

    Oooh, talking about how he attempted to unit a northwestern confederacy, I beg you to check into the story of the attempted prison break of confederate soldiers on Johnson's Island in an attempt to unite a military division in ohio sympathetic to the south
    Absolutely nuts, but an interesting story

    • @chrisporter9397
      @chrisporter9397 4 місяці тому +5

      Ohio is weird. I lived in Texas all my life with family up there, and I’ve seen more confederate flags on those small trips to Ohio than I ever have in Texas, a state that actually fought for them lol.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 4 місяці тому

      ​@@chrisporter9397 Ohio was a state at the time and had a bigger stake between their location and population.

  • @danielchmielewski8568
    @danielchmielewski8568 22 дні тому +1

    We would run out of lawyers if they were always this good.

  • @louis-philippesavard742
    @louis-philippesavard742 4 місяці тому +1

    Your video are so good, I know the story already but still watch your video !

  • @SolSeal
    @SolSeal 4 місяці тому +5

    Uh… “Sons of Liberty “… never thought it might be real. MGS2 got the reference right.

  • @Spacesatyr6565
    @Spacesatyr6565 4 місяці тому +6

    Truly a (rather dubious) victory for the forces of justice!

  • @jakobwhaley5641
    @jakobwhaley5641 Місяць тому +3

    "Your honor" *BANG* "i rest my case"

  • @mattpearse2707
    @mattpearse2707 4 місяці тому +1

    YES BRO 👊 So glad to see you back lad, hope you’re all well and good

  • @Truelycustom
    @Truelycustom 3 місяці тому +1

    I saw this video at two in the morning and I’ve gotta say I’m not disappointed

  • @unpronouncable2442
    @unpronouncable2442 2 місяці тому +16

    0:32 Oh yes gimme that lawyer that will fight Toot and nail for me. I love a good toot

  • @chrisporter9397
    @chrisporter9397 4 місяці тому +31

    The gunshot resulted in Tom Meyers requiring an emergency bong hit transplant

  • @murciadoxial8056
    @murciadoxial8056 4 місяці тому +6

    "... Was born in Ohio-" yep, that explains everything

  • @InappropriateShorts
    @InappropriateShorts 4 місяці тому +1

    As an American I can say this is the first I’ve heard about this character so thank you for the history lesson

  • @barsozuguler4300
    @barsozuguler4300 4 місяці тому +9

    "If I die then my client is innocent"
    Judge: (-_-)

  • @elizabeth5561
    @elizabeth5561 2 місяці тому +3

    He sounds like the kinda guy to somehow pass his final exam by guess work.

  • @jacob-2271
    @jacob-2271 4 місяці тому +3

    Tom Myers? The inventor of the famous bong hit transplant joke?

  • @kodakgreen6047
    @kodakgreen6047 4 місяці тому +7

    5:22 What were they fighting over, a bong hit transplant?

  • @TheMagicDragon-mm5dr
    @TheMagicDragon-mm5dr 4 місяці тому +2

    To be fair, the gunpowder residue at different distances bit is pretty good.

  • @JoeRogansForehead
    @JoeRogansForehead 4 місяці тому +1

    This video has almost as many views already as the last one you posted a month ago. This is hitting a million.

  • @iasimov5960
    @iasimov5960 4 місяці тому +70

    One's opinion of Lincoln usually depends on how much you know about him.

    • @y00t00b3r
      @y00t00b3r 4 місяці тому +11

      if you know, you know

    • @EpicGamerino
      @EpicGamerino 4 місяці тому +17

      A tyrant

    • @tziirkq
      @tziirkq 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm not American, can you explain please?

    • @weabootrash5891
      @weabootrash5891 4 місяці тому +36

      @@tziirkq Lincoln was basically a dictator in all but name, who used the military and secret police to silence dissidents. Qxir mentioned it a bit, but he suspended Habius Corpus and began arresting most anyone who was against the war or who derided him, with the excuse of them being pro-confederate sympathizers.
      Sure he freed the slaves (only as a propaganda tool in areas the Union army held no actual control over at the time), but he was a ruthless politician who had a history of authoritarianism and wasn't afraid to use his power to silence opposition

    • @Hypogean7
      @Hypogean7 4 місяці тому +23

      ​@@weabootrash5891You'd think he was in his rights to do so in the middle of a civil war, considering the Confederates were doing the same

  • @GreedoShot
    @GreedoShot 3 місяці тому +16

    not a lot of people acknowledge his vampire slaying, so bravo

  • @damac5136
    @damac5136 4 місяці тому +3

    According to Gore Vidal, Lincoln did indeed fancy himself a king.

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 4 місяці тому +1

      And even boasted he had more power than the queen of England

    • @damac5136
      @damac5136 3 місяці тому

      @@silent_stalker3687 Oh, really? He may very well have had more power.

  • @owenfarmer1588
    @owenfarmer1588 Місяць тому +1

    i was not expecting this to be about vallandingham

  • @sofahappy
    @sofahappy 4 місяці тому +60

    Some have a fool for a client, but this guy had an idiot for a lawyer. Really, who doesn't check the gun's not loaded before putting it in their pocket? Eejit.

    • @redkraken6516
      @redkraken6516 4 місяці тому +8

      But it worked... Good damn lawer)

    • @DeclanMBrennan
      @DeclanMBrennan 4 місяці тому

      Not just an eejit - he was a feckin eejit.

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 4 місяці тому +2

      Before this... Sad accident he's one of the best, if not THE Best defense lawyers in the US at the time...

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 4 місяці тому

      The funny thing is, most likely he was far more educated than you.

    • @sofahappy
      @sofahappy 4 місяці тому

      @@sinisterthoughts2896 Maybe, maybe not, but I'm yet to accidentally shoot myself.

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 4 місяці тому +4

    This is just an average Ace Attorney case

  • @ForTheJerusalem
    @ForTheJerusalem 4 місяці тому +5

    You are supposed to check if the gun is loaded and then still treat it like it's loaded.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 4 місяці тому

      Those rules didn't exist for many decades after his death.

  • @brottila_the_han
    @brottila_the_han 4 місяці тому

    So relieved you are back. My partner and I were getting worried about you!
    Ran outside to tell her as soon as I saw it was uploaded

  • @FishVETTE
    @FishVETTE 4 місяці тому +3

    Welcome back sir 🫡

  • @telapoopy
    @telapoopy 4 місяці тому +3

    Not going to lie, it's kinda hard to argue against the claim of Abaraham Lincoln being a tyrant if his regime was imprisoning people over political dissent.

  • @TUKByV1
    @TUKByV1 4 місяці тому +41

    6:18 Shades of Alec Baldwin!

    • @desktopfan8870
      @desktopfan8870 4 місяці тому +8

      bro gave himself the Baldwin special

    • @8phase-d7w
      @8phase-d7w 4 місяці тому

      Surely you are not talking about Alec"when I see a thot,my gun goes hot"Baldwin.

  • @DustWalker2301
    @DustWalker2301 4 місяці тому +2

    Now that's a lawyer you can trust. As long as firearms or a league of traitors aren't involved, I'd call him over saul in a heartbeat.

  • @patrickwebster9153
    @patrickwebster9153 4 місяці тому +1

    6:22 had me rolling. Reminded me of the video of the ATF “expert” unable to disassemble a Glock 😂😂

  • @drowningin
    @drowningin 4 місяці тому +6

    Here’s how you spot a good lawyer: it costs 5k just to get in the room with them, and 30k every 2mos of work. If you pick up the phone to call them, they bill you.
    Why? Because only good lawyers are that busy and name their own price. Did they only ask for 10-20k? You got a bad lawyer, and should stick with a public defender

    • @ejamz
      @ejamz 4 місяці тому +1

      That greatly depends on your reasons for needing a lawyer.

    • @MrThickDick
      @MrThickDick 4 місяці тому

      Haha! You spent 10-20k on an atty? You're fucked.
      Like comment above says, it all depends on what you need an atty for.
      I had to get one and it was about 5k. Fixed my problem just fine.

  • @aestheticaf5336
    @aestheticaf5336 4 місяці тому +9

    I was suggested here while listening to the song “Dupe - Mbappe” ❄️❄️‼️

  • @sinisterthoughts2896
    @sinisterthoughts2896 4 місяці тому +7

    So Lincoln basically proved him right. Oh, politics.

  • @nicofolkersma2535
    @nicofolkersma2535 4 місяці тому +1

    Great story, I only knew the part that a lawyer shot himself during a trial to prove his clients innocence, but never the whole background.
    Plus people do tend to forget Lincoln's vampire hunting days.

  • @jasoncolvin5725
    @jasoncolvin5725 4 місяці тому

    *_My Dude good to hear from ya_*

  • @jasonlong8754
    @jasonlong8754 4 місяці тому +5

    "I've shot myself!.... The defense rests."

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 4 місяці тому +4

    You should be happy with the "belief" of a firearm not being loaded, because the #1 rule in firearms safety is the gun is always loaded, even when you unload it.

  • @The_Big_Jay
    @The_Big_Jay 4 місяці тому +37

    3:53 "By being a tyrant, Lincoln gave him more ammunition to call him a tyrant."
    Lmao.

    • @darknes4150
      @darknes4150 4 місяці тому +5

      a tyrant is someone who arrests traitors got it.

    • @The_Big_Jay
      @The_Big_Jay 4 місяці тому +21

      @@darknes4150 He arrested Newspaper owners in the North that ran stories that made him look bad. What are you on about?

    • @tiranito2834
      @tiranito2834 3 місяці тому

      @@The_Big_Jay shhh lefties don't understand the meaning of freedom of speech, don't be too loud or their heads might start hurting trying to understand.

    • @navadax4541
      @navadax4541 3 місяці тому

      ​@@darknes4150 Did you know? Slavery is bad, and so is the suppression of free speech! Hitler and Stalin were *both* evil!

    • @YelMalanta
      @YelMalanta Місяць тому +1

      @@The_Big_Jay it was the middle of civil war, tf was he supposed to do? let everything burn?

  • @veronicamckenzie3711
    @veronicamckenzie3711 4 місяці тому

    each video is an upgrade from the last, keep it up

  • @alfrancisbuada2591
    @alfrancisbuada2591 4 місяці тому

    Another great video from our favorite Irish commentator.

  • @SerHalfrican
    @SerHalfrican 4 місяці тому +4

    Bro worked with the La Le Lu Le Lo?!

    • @Bruss390
      @Bruss390 4 місяці тому +1

      Kojima must’ve really inspired these guys