All of Mark's current show rankings in a nutshell Simpsons: Accepting the show's stagnant quality because of its legacy, but hopeful that the writers can turn it around with experimentation. SpongeBob: Finds that the show is not to his tastes anymore, but still appreciates it for how good it once was and acknowledges how good the show can still occasionally be. South Park: Feels the show has become stagnant, but still willing to stick with it and embrace its future with open arms. Fairly OddParents: Realizes that the show was actually mostly good/decent overall despite crapping out by the last few seasons. Family Guy: *Fuck this show.*
What of the Disney movies? I think it was shaky at first, then the got good, then AMAZING, and then they got rocky again, and the last few got REALLY bad, the ones that were really terrible being Raya, Frozen 2 (he couldn't even finish that one), Toy Story 4, and Ralph Breaks Mark's spirit and the Internet
Feels fitting, I’m inclined to agree with every reflection of each show. Definitely FOP felt like the most consistent show in its overall quality and this… well, the less said for FG the better.
Fun fact: Seth Mcfarlane himself wanted Family Guy to end around season 7, but he continued because although so many people have said it's past its prime, every time he's mentioned the idea of ending the show, people get upset & he's aware that so many people rely on the show for work. (From a 2011 interview, around when season 10 was released) I feel like the decline of the show is almost on purpose to drive away its fan base so that they can fizzle out, which is pretty sad tbh.
It's really sad that Brian's therapist didn't become more of a recurring character. He's really likeable, helps ground the show, and he's at the center of some of the best episodes. Also wish Chris's interest art was explored more.
It seems the moment he was retired, Brian began his spiraling descent. If he were to return, I'd fear he would just tell Brian to kill himself because anymore Brian's purpose in this show is perpetual misery...
@@ethnictendo Honestly, "Send in Stewie, Please" was a huge missed opportunity to bring back Brian's therapist for a whole episode. Instead it had to revolve around Stewie.
I’ll always say the shows biggest mistake was turning the Griffins from a loving but very flawed family to a family who just hates each other. Especially Peters character, like in the first few seasons they never really made it seem like he hated Meg. He was just a loving dad who did a lot of stupid things.
I feel the only reason meg was ever the butt end of a joke at the beginning was that she had extremely bad luck, like how she found herself in a cult when she wanted to make a friend
In regard to the word “death” being in the title of a bunch of the earlier episodes, Seth McFarlane can be heard talking about it on the dvd commentary for season one. I believe he said the reason they did it was just because it was kind of a funny inside for the writers, but they had to stop because it started making it hard to keep track of which episode was which.
you're wrong. he named them after the old 1930's era ' clickbait " radio broadcasts./ they made no sesne whatsoeever, and thusly we're dropped after episode 3
@@BigSexyBlackMans And this isn't enjoyable? I still don't think this will ever top his Every Simpsons Episode Ever Ranking Video in terms of views, but you never know.
Regarding the frequent uses of the word "death" or "murder" in early episode titles - Seth originally wanted the titles to parody detective shows and radio dramas of the 40s-60s, which all had serials with similar titles. It had very little to do with the content of the show and eventually they ran out of ways to shoehorn "death" into the titles so they stopped.
In interviews and on the DVD commentary of season one, MacFarlane explained that he is a fan of 1930s and 1940s radio programs, particularly the radio thriller anthology Suspense; thus the early episode had titles like "Death Has a Shadow" and "Mind Over Murder." The team eventually dropped this naming convention after the novelty wore off.
Music tracks he used part 1: 0:00 Sonic Generations - Casino Night DLC and 3DS Modern Casino Night 5:30 and 3:13:19 Sonic Colors Ultimate - Tropical Resort Act 1 7:15 Sonic Adventure - Windy Hill for Windy Valley Genesis remix (should have used Crash Mind Over Mutant music for this one since he acknowledged the meme that I think should be immortal) 8:29 Sonic Heroes - Seaside Hill 14:14 Sonic Unleashed - Apotos (Day) 20:04 and 1:52:21 Sonic Unleashed - Regular werehog battle theme 21:07 Sonic Colors - Sweet Mountain Act 1 22:37 and 1:54:06 Sonic Adventure - Station Square 23:39 Sonic Colors - Sweet Mountain Act 2 25:36 Sonic Colors - Tropical Resort Act 3 26:21 Planet Wisp Act 1 27:03 Sonic Colors - Aquarium Park Act 2 28:53 Sonic Mania - Chemical Plant Act 2 29:33 Super Mario Odyssey - New Donk City 30:14 Sonic Adventure 2 - Aquatic Mine 32:39 Sonic Unleashed - Spagonia (Night) 33:28 Sonic Adventure 2 - Kart Race 33:58 Sonic Adventure 2 - Eternal Engine 39:27 Sonic CD - Quartz Quadrant Present (US) 40:17 Sonic CD - Tidal Tempest Good Future (US) 40:59 Wacky Workbench Good Future (US) 47:19 Sonic Unleashed - Rooftop Run (Night) 48:14 and 1:48:21 Sonic Unleashed - Dragon Road (Night) 50:25 and 1:02:56 Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga DX - Come On! 52:00 Sonic 3 and Knuckles - Doomsday Zone remix 54:05 Sonic Colors Ultimate - Starlight Carnival Act 1 54:48 _Another_ Doomsday Zone remix 56:26 Donkey Kong Country - DK Island Swing 56:51 Mario and Luigi Paper Jam - Cheerful Interlude 57:34 Mario Kart 8 - Title screen 1:01:32 Mario Kart 8 - Sunshine Airport 1:02:50 Sonic CD - Palmtree Panic Past 1:16:05 and 1:26:09 Sonic Colors - Starlight Carnival Act 2 3:17:18 and 3:18:57 Same in Ultimate 1:17:02 Shadow the Hedgehog - I Am All of Me 1:18:04 Shadow the Hedgehog - Digital Circuit 1:24:45 Sonic Mania - Stardust Speedway Act 1 1:27:06 Sonic Adventure 2 - Pyramid Cave 1:28:13 Sonic Mania - Hydrocity Act 1 1:29:30 Sonic Heroes - System Screen: Menu 1:30:17 Sonic Forces - Chemical Plant 1:31:06 Sonic Mania - Flying Battery Act 1 1:32:03 Sonic Heroes - Sea Gate 1:38:57 Sonic Mania Plus - Pinball bonus 1:39:51 Sonic Unleashed - Rooftop Run (Day) 1:40:29 Sonic Unleashed - Skyscraper Scamper (Night) 1:41:20 and 3:09:41 Sonic Colors Ultimate - Aquarium Park Act 1 1:42:20 Sonic Adventure - Big Fish in Emerald Coast 1:43:16 Sonic Mania - Egg Reverie 1:44:11 Sonic Unleashed - Cool Edge (Day) 1:45:55 and 1:49:47 Sonic Adventure - Invincibility 1:47:46 Sonic Mania - Blue Sphere bonus 1:51:36 Sonic Mania - Metal Sonic boss 1:55:29 Sonic Mania - Metallic Madness Act 2 1:56:04 Sonic Unleashed - Windmill Isle (Day) 1:59:35 and 2:32:42 Sonic Forces - Final boss phase 1 2:01:48 and 2:31:30 Metropolitan Highway 2:02:40 and 2:30:50 Death Prison 2:03:26 and 2:30:11 Network Terminal 2:08:38 and 2:25:08 Virtual Enemies 2:04:16 and 2:29:27 Set in Motion 2:04:58 and 2:28:38 Battle With Metal Sonic 2:06:51 and 2:27:54 Red Gate Bridge 2:07:25 and 2:25:55 Battle With Infinite (First Bout) 2:09:30 and 2:24:25 Sunset Heights 2:10:35 and 2:23:21 Casino Forest 2:11:43 and 2:22:48 Faded Hills 2:12:21 Arsenal Pyramid 2:13:34 Egg Gate 2:14:08 and 2:20:38 Battle With Zavok 2:15:37 Fist Bump 2:16:24 Lost Valley (I mean ok, that was the start of the season but Battle With Zavok continued for the last 2 episodes of season 9 which was way more fitting than this) 2:17:58 Spaceport (jfc) 2:18:37 Ghost Town 2:19:30 Prison Hall 2:32:03 Iron Fortress 11:42, 31:21, 47:48, 1:03:03, 1:13:08, 1:24:18, 1:40:43, 1:58:28, 3:09:11, 4:02:57 (he technically got his wish), 4:18:50, 4:33:10, 4:45:37 and 4:50:18 Sonic Colors - Level Clear (the last one has funny rage) 2:15:20 s9 ranking 2:34:06 s10 ranking 2:51:58 s11 ranking 3:24:01 s13 ranking 3:37:26 s14 ranking 3:50:14 s15 ranking 4:59:15 Final thoughts
Fun Fact: Based on the rankings at the end, the worst episodes of Season 1 and 3 rank HIGHER than the best episode of Season 15. Truly a low point of the show.
From Wikipedia: In interviews and on the DVD commentary of season one, MacFarlane explained that he is a fan of 1930s and 1940s radio programs, particularly the radio thriller anthology Suspense; thus the early episode titles "Death Has a Shadow" and "Mind Over Murder". The team eventually dropped this naming convention after the novelty wore off.
That's actually really interesting, I've listened to a few of those radio dramas and never knew that was the inspiration for the names of the episodes.
ooh that's a pretty interesting reason honestly, although thanks to that i always tought that death has a shadow was the episode with..yoou know death, the grim reaper
@@ironmaster6496 Yeah but I'm pretty sure the title was chosen after the episode was written. I just looked it up and there is an episode called " Death Has a Shadow" from the show Suspense. Not to veer off but I've actually listened to a couple of these episodes while I work and they're really good. Radio dramas in general are a really neat and in today age they're done in podcast form. I recommend the Twilight Zone radio dramas from the early 2000s. If you're not very familiar with the original show they're actually great introductions into these stories and if you're a fan of the series you might enjoy some of the small changes they've made to each episode.
Ackshualsuallsuallualslackalsucslausllcsualually - They said they had to describe the plot to each other when producing the episodes because the titles were largely unrelated to the story and it just became a slog so they switched to titles that would better identify the plot of the episode.
Stewie wasn't teaching the girl to "not talk British". He was teaching her to speak proper. She was speaking a certain dialect that was considered uncouth. This storyline is directly taken from a book/movie.
Speaking of, the big Peter speech was a reference to the movie Planes Trains and Automobiles, and the Stewie walking on the live action road was a reference to the old Hulk show. I feel better lol
Family Guy having significantly less episodes yet this being only an hour shorter than The Simpsons video is fucking hilarious. Thanks for having me. 💰
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 why do leftists always try to randomly accuse people of being "Evil Fascist bigots" with no evidence or proof just because they said something they dont agree with??? 😂 Go back to twitter
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 There's actually quite a lot of evidence, he even explicitly advocated for whites to remain the majority in the US. Go back to pol, incel
The episode about Brian seeing his neighbor commit a murder from his apartment while crippled is not stolen from the Simpsons. Both shows did it as an homage to "Rear Window" a film by Hitchcock from 1954 with the exact same plot
It seems like more of a movie trope now. It's also used in one of the "9-1-1" episodes and, judging by the trailer, the movie "The woman in the window"
I really liked the old dynamic Peter and Meg had. The way Peter would care and do his best for her because she’s his daughter while simultaneously mocking her was a great balance.
@Josean Cedillo yeah it’s so annoying how every time she tries to stand up for herself, the entire family falls apart because she’s being too “assertive” or “violent”. But the other characters have done way worse things? It’s dumb
*Top 10 episodes of Family Guy:* 10) 1:41:21 Road to the Multiverse 9) 1:12:33 Meet the Quagmires 8) 47:20 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein 7) 39:28 To Love and Die In Dixie 6) 34:47 And the Weiner Is Season 5) 1:58:54 And Then There Were Fewer 4) 24:39 Road to Rhode Island 3) 44:27 From Method to Madness Season 2) 16:19 Brian in Love Season 1) 42:41 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
I don't know if Mark will see this, but I'm really glad you said what you said about "Seahorse Seashell Party". I watched this show religiously when I was a kid and being regularly abused, and when I saw Meg say that she needed to be the lightning rod for her family's abuse and Brian tell her how mature and right she was for coming to that conclusion, I internalized that and readily accepted my abuse so my family could "keep functioning". This show has said some truly awful things and broadcast some awful messages, but the utter sincerity of this episode's moral of "it's okay for a family to abuse a member just so they don't take things out on each other" is unforgivable.
"Pea Tear Griffin" is possible my favorite joke of the whole show. Thank you for putting it in the video and reminding me about it. Haven't watched the show in years and love to see it again
What LS Mark never realized was that due to him becoming more and more angry at the show’s decline in quality, it was actually a long con metaphor for the chicken fight getting more and more ridiculous. Therefore, this whole video is a 5 hour version of the chicken fight with Mark as the Chicken and Family Guy as Peter
0:00 Intro *SEASON 1* 1:36 Death Has A Shadow (S1E1) 3:33 I Never Met The Dead Man (S1E2) 5:32 Chitty Chitty Death Bang (S1E3) 7:18 Mind Over Murder (S1E4) 8:31 A Hero Sits Next Door (S1E5) 9:25 The Son Also Draws (S1E6) 10:47 Brian: Portrait Of A Dog (S1E7) 11:44 Season 1 Ranking 12:09 Manscaped Ad Starts 13:11 Manscaped Ad Ends *SEASON 2* 13:13 Peter Peter, Caviar Eater (S2E1) 14:16 Holy Crap! (S2E2) 15:14 Da Boom (S2E3) 16:20 Brian In Love (S2E4) 17:21 Love Thy Trophy (S2E5) 18:28 Death Is A B#### (S2E6) 19:21 The King Is Dead (S2E7) 20:05 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (S2E8) 21:08 If I’m Dyin, I’m Lyin’ (S2E9) 22:01 Running Mates (S2E10) 22:39 A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Bucks (S2E11) 23:41 Fifteen Minutes Of Shame (S2E12) 24:39 Road To Rhode Island (S2E13) 25:38 Let’s Go To The Hop (S2E14) 26:23 D#####, Janet! (S2E15) 27:05 There’s Something About Paulie (S2E16) 27:45 He’s Too Sexy Fir His Fat (S2E17) 28:55 E. Peterbus Unum (S2E18) 29:35 The Story On Page One (S2E19) 30:16 Wasted Talent (S2E20) 31:00 Fore Father (S2E21) 31:23 Season 2 Ranking *SEASON 3* 31:47 The Thin White Line (S3E1) 32:40 Brain Does Hollywood (S3E2) 33:30 Mr. Griffin Goes To Hollywood (S3E3) 34:00 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (S3E4) 34:48 And The Weiner Is… (S3E5) 35:39 Death Lives (S3E6) 36:21 Lethal Weapons (S3E7) 37:02 The Kiss Seen ‘Round The World (S3E8) 37:43 Mr. Saturday Knight (S3E9) 38:20 A Fish Out Of Water (S3E10) 39:07 Emission Impossible (S3E11) 39:29 To Love And Die In Dixie (S3E12) 40:19 Screwed The Pooch (S3E13) 41:01 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father, Brother? (S3E14) 41:26 Ready, Willing And Disabled (S3E15) 41:59 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas (S3E16) 42:44 Brian Wallows And Peter’s Swallows (S3E16) Update: UA-cam deleted like half of the comment so I will type all the comment on a 3rd party app and copy paste it here. Until then y’all can chat in the comments below. Current Season I’m Working On: 4 Update: This is taking way to long and I have other stuff to do. I will have to give up. I’m sorry. I won’t delete this comment though.
If they wanted to kill off Brian for a while, they should've had him die at the beginning of a season, and be bought back at the end of a season, with the in-between being focused on building up a friendship between Stewie and Vinnie.
Exactly. Also kinda sets the tone for the season saying “this one’s gonna be a little different.” Having it in the middle of the season was jarring. If you took out the episodes where Brian was dead, it’s literally just like any other season of family guy. Now I feel like they don’t wanna risk anything in the writing. The show really hasn’t changed since season 12.
@@cngotham4111 Seth MacFarlane died!? So how come he's still playing Peter, stewie and quagmire in the new episodes. I'm pretty sure he's still playing Brian too.
5:46 You're correct, Seth once said in a interview (in 2007) he wanted every episode to center around death in some way but his team wasn't entirely for that idea so it was scrapped.
In interviews and on the DVD commentary of season one, MacFarlane explained that he is a fan of 1930s and 1940s radio programs, particularly the radio thriller anthology Suspense; thus the early episode titles "Death Has a Shadow" and "Mind Over Murder." The team eventually dropped this naming convention after the novelty wore off.
Music tracks he used part 2: 2:34:21 and 2:54:16 Sonic Mania - Menu 2:34:59 and 3:05:31 Sonic Mania - Chemical Plant Act 1 2:35:44 and 3:05:06 Act 2 2:36:31 and 2:56:23 Studiopolis Act 1 2:37:17 and 3:02:36 Act 2 2:38:15 and 2:55:30 Flying Battery Act 1 2:39:28 and 2:52:22 Act 2 2:40:16 Metal Sonic boss 2:41:04 Hydrocity Act 1 2:42:03 Act 2 2:43:04 Mirage Saloon Act 1 (Sonic) 2:44:40 Act 2 2:45:29 and 3:04:27 Sonic Generations - Modern Seaside Hill 2:46:23 Sonic Generations - Modern Crisis City 2:48:02 and 3:03:32 Modern Rooftop Run 2:48:50 Modern Planet Wisp 2:49:31 and 2:57:03 Classic Time Eater 2:50:47, 2:58:54 and 3:00:45 Mission (Balloon Park) 2:51:31 and 3:01:39 Mission (Quick Race) 2:59:49 Mission (Super Sonic Racing) 3:06:02 Sonic Colors - Tropical Resort Act 1 3:06:26 Sonic Colors - Vs. Rotatatron and Refreshinator 3:07:01 Tropical Resort Act 3 3:11:42 and 3:14:16 Planet Wisp Act 1 (Ultimate) 3:12:32 and 3:15:22 Act 2 3:16:13 Reach for the Stars 3:19:45 Starlight Carnival Act 3 3:21:57 Vs. Captain and Admiral Jelly 3:22:36 Vs. Orcan and Skullian 3:23:20 Vs. Rotatatron and Refreshinator (Ultimate) 3:25:26 Sonic R - Can You Feel The Sunshine 3:26:19 Sonic R - Diamonds In The Sky (I like how he uses these 2 tracks as he likes the start of the season) 3:27:14 Sonic Adventure 2 - It Doesn't Matter 3:27:42 and 3:37:44 Believe In Myself 3:28:22 Unknown From M. E. 3:29:05 Fly In The Freedom 3:29:46 Throw It All Away 3:30:13 and 3:40:34 E. G. G. M. A. N 3:30:54 and 3:45:22 SA2 Main Riff 3:31:29 and 3:49:26 Crazy Gadget 3:32:00 and 3:42:58 Pyramid Cave 3:32:31 Green Forest 3:32:57 and 3:47:46 Metal Harbor 3:33:35 and 3:41:21 City Escape 3:34:09 and 3:43:57 Mission Street 3:34:53 and 3:38:42 Kart Race 3:35:44 and 3:39:20 Death Chamber 3:36:11 and 3:46:58 Meteor Herd 3:36:45 White Jungle 3:54:05 Crash Twinsanity - Iceberg Lab 4:04:23 Yoshi's Island - Fortress/castle 4:05:11 Angry Birds theme 4:06:37 Touhou 6: Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil - Cirno's theme ~ The Beloved Tomboyish Girl 4:07:10 Crash Bash - Pogo-a-Gogo 4:11:49 Donkey Kong Country 2 - Stickerbrush Symphony (the most painful irony of the entire video) 4:13:34 Super Mario Galaxy - Melty Molten Galaxy 4:29:32 Sonic 3 - Hydrocity Act 1 4:32:37 Donkey Kong Country 3 - Sub-map Shuffle 4:36:24 Scrybe of Magicks - Inscryption 4:36:38 Mario Party Superstars - Peach's Birthday Cake (last 5 turns) 4:37:23 Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga DX - Teehee Valley 4:39:08 Mario Kart 8 - Toad's Harbor 4:40:20 Mario Sports Mix - Bowser Jr.'s Boulevard 4:41:39 SpongeBob Battle For Bikini Bottom - Jellyfish Fields 4:42:49 Mario Kart DS - Waluigi Pinball 4:44:09 Mario and Luigi Partners in Time - Gritzy Desert 4:45:21 Super Mario 3D World - Bowser Land 4:46:53 Crash 3 - Warp Room 4:48:06 DKC3 - Lake Orangatanga 4:48:45 Crash 2 - Sewer level
It's interesting to see the early episodes and see intended hallmarks of the show that were abandoned really early on in the series and completely forgotten after the show's first cancellation, (i.e. Brian's psychologist, Chris' passion for making art, Brian's original family from his farm back in Texas, Meg's crush on Kevin, the Viewer Mail episodes, etc.) I wonder what these story arcs would turn out of they continued on throughout the series.
@@pissqueendanniella4688 yea they were cool i kind of think they kept the idea tho they just turneded it into what they do when family guy does parody episodes themed after stuff like classic disney stories or the ome where they paeodied old books in sets of 3 stories each
In addition to degrading Brian's character over the course of the show's run, I also really dislike how they completely ruined Joe's characterization. He started out as this glass-half-full, handy-capable officer of the law who was also a genuine family man. I have a particular dislike for Bonnie as I feel her character was dragged down even harder to the point where she was practically there to be unpleasant. Joe never used to lament his condition (for the most part) and now he begs for death and is treated by everyone as less than human at best. They did all they could to tear down a character who didn't deserve it. At least Brian had flaws that they built off of, but Joe was the exact opposite of everything they turned him into. I could go on in regards to many other issues I have about the various cases of character assassination, but if I did this comment would take the same amount of time to read through as the video it's attached to lol :P
@@leojamison3768 Well thanks :D I'm glad you find what I have to say to be worth your time. If I were to sum up a couple other complaints about the show and it's development over the years I would be remiss not to mention that the turn of Peter and Lois's marriage from a happy union between a well-meaning, likeable doofus and a loving mother with a whole lot of patience into an unhappy and sullen marriage between two people who can barely stand each other. Do you remember a time when Lois was overall likeable? I barely do at this rate. Peter lost his zest for life a long time ago and basically any and all life from the show is basically sapped. The humor fails because of these changes quite frankly. Lastly, the show often makes jokes about how little they care anymore, which isn't funny. All in all, it's not even that they don't try, but that they go to the effort of intentionally making these changes as if they want us to hate it. I can't help but wonder if they are daring someone to terminate the show at this point. Anyway, thanks for reading this and I hope that you are doing well in all aspects of life. :)
@@conormurnane6457 Absolutely! It's one of my bigger complaints about the show as it stands. If there is any character that deserves their former dignity it's Joe. As much as I hate how they ruined Brian and his potential as a character, you can kind of see how they got there because they had a fair few flaws to shift to use against him, but Joe was always incredibly likeable and basically not only an action-ready officer of the law but also a pillar of the community. He deserves so much better.
@@loneronin6813 completely agree I have been reading your comments the show makes jokes about how they don’t care and as a fan how am I supposed to care if not even they do
Genuinely, I've hears offensive jokes directly targeted at me that was too funny for me to not laugh at but if the joke is just "haha offensive!" it's not funny. I think a main issue is people think dark humour can just be "it's funny because it's X" passes as a joke when at it's core, there's no real joke made.
100%, people think it's "funny because people are offended" which is just lazy punchline. No it should be funny when it makes people laugh regardless of they think it's offensive or not @@swiftlyaswiftie
TIMESTAMPS, Part 1: 1:34 - S1E1, Death Has a Shadow 3:32 - S1E2, I Never Met the Dead Man 5:30 - S1E3, Chitty Chitty Death Bang 7:15 - S1E4, Mind Over Murder 8:29 - S1E5, A Hero Sits Next Door 9:22 - S1E6, The Son Also Draws 10:46 - S1E7, Brian: Portrait of a Dog 12:24-13:10 - AD BREAK 13:11 - S2E1, Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater 14:14 - S2E2, Holy Crap! 15:12 - S2E3, Da Boom 16:17 - S2E4, Brian in Love 17:19 - S2E5, Love Thy Trophy 18:26 - S2E6, Death Is a B*tch (RIP Norm MacDonald) 19:19 - S2E7, The King Is Dead 20:04 - S2E8, I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar 21:06 - S2E9, If I’m Dyin’, I’m Lyin’ 21:59 - S2E10, Running Mates 22:38 - S2E11, A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks 23:39 - S2E12, Fifteen Minutes of Shame 24:37 - S2E13, Road to Rhode Island 25:36 - S2E14, Let’s Go to the Hop 26:21 - S2E15, Dammit Janet 27:03 - S2E16, There’s Something About Paulie 27:43 - S2E17, He’s Too Sexy for His Fat 28:53 - S2E18, E. Peterbus Unum 29:33 - S2E19, The Story on Page One 30:14 - S2E20, Wasted Talent (Peter hurts his knee!) 30:57 - S2E21, Fore, Father 31:44 - S3E1, The Thin White Line (Part 1) 32:39 - S3E2, Brian Does Hollywood (Part 2) 33:28 - S3E3, Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington 33:57 - S3E4, One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 34:46 - S3E5, And the Wiener Is… 35:37 - S3E6, Death Lives 36:19 - S3E7, Lethal Weapons 37:00 - S3E8, The Kiss Seen Around the World 37:39 - S3E9, Mr. Saturday Knight 38:17 - S3E10, A Fish Out of Water 39:04 - S3E11, Emission Impossible 39:27 - S3E12, To Love and Die in Dixie 40:17 - S3E13, Screwed the Pooch 40:59 - S3E14, Peter Griffin: Husband, Father… Brother?! 41:24 - S3E15, Ready, Wiling, and Disabled 41:55 - S3E16, A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas 42:40 - S3E17, Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows 44:26 - S3E18, From Method to Madness 45:19 - S3E19, Stuck Together, Torn Apart 46:02 - S3E20, Road to Europe 46:43 - S3E21, Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 47:18 - S3E22, When You Wish Upon a Weinstein 48:15 - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 49:37 - S4E1, North by North Quahog 50:24 - S4E2, Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High 51:12 - S4E3, Blind Ambition 52:00 - S4E4, Don’t Make Me Over 52:40 - S4E5, The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire 53:10 - S4E6, Pe… 53:32 - S4E7, Brian the Bachelor 54:05 - S4E8, 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter 54:30 - S4E9, Breaking Out Is Hard to Do 54:48 - S4E10, Model Misbehavior 55:17 - S4E11, Peter’s Got Woods 55:51 - S4E12, Perfect Castaway 56:26 - S4E13, Jungle Love 56:51 - S4E14, PTV 57:22 - S4E15, Brian Goes Back to College 57:34 - S4E16, The Courtship of Stewie’s Father 58:02 - S4E17, The Fat Guy Strangler 58:30 - S4E18, The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz 58:47 - S4E19, Brian Sings and Swings 59:16 - S4E20, Patriot Games 59:54 - S4E21, I Take Thee Quagmire 1:00:17 - S4E22, Sibling Rivalry 1:00:40 - S4E23, Deep Throats [ding fries are done] 1:01:10 - S4E24, Peterotica 1:01:31 - S4E25, You May Now Kiss the… Uh… Guy Who Receives 1:01:51 - S4E26, Petergeist 1:02:16 - S4E27, The Griffin Family History 1:02:39 - S4E28, Stewie B. Goode (Part 1 of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story) 1:02:50 - S4E29, Bango Was His Name, Oh! (Part 2 of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story) 1:02:57 - S4E30, Stu and Stewie’s Excellent Adventure (Part 3 of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story) 1:03:34 - S5E1, Stewie Loves Lois 1:04:13 - S5E2, Mother Tucker 1:04:43 - S5E3, Hell Comes to Quahog 1:05:05 - S5E4, Saving Private Brian 1:05:30 - S5E5, Whistle While Your Wife Works 1:06:05 - S5E6, Prick Up Your Ears 1:06:33 - S5E7, Chick Cancer 1:06:53 - S5E8, Barely Legal 1:07:16 - S5E9, Road to Rupert 1:07:49 - S5E10, Peter’s Two Dads 1:08:16 - S5E11, The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou 1:08:28 - S5E12, Airport ‘07 1:08:44 - S5E13, Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey 1:09:17 - S5E14, No Meals on Wheels 1:10:14 - S5E15, Boys Do Cry 1:11:04 - S5E16, No Chris Left Behind 1:11:57 - S5E17, It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One 1:12:32 - S5E18, Meet the Quagmires 1:13:37 - S6E1, Blue Harvest 1:14:51 - S6E2, Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song) 1:16:05 - S6E3, Believe It or Not, Joe’s Walking on Air 1:17:02 - S6E4, Stewie Kills Lois (Part 1) 1:18:04 - S6E5, Lois Kills Stewie (Part 2) 1:19:07 - S6E6, Padre de Familia 1:20:00 - S6E7, Peter’s Daughter 1:20:50 - S6E8, McStroke 1:21:44 - S6E9, Back to the Woods 1:22:33 - S6E10, Play It Again, Brian 1:23:06 - S6E11, The Former Life of Brian 1:23:51 - S6E12, Long John Peter 1:24:44 - S7E1, Love, Blactually 1:26:08 - S7E2, I Dream of Jesus 1:27:06 - S7E3, Road to Germany 1:28:13 - S7E4, Baby Not on Board 1:29:30 - S7E5, The Man with Two Brians 1:30:17 - S7E6, Tales of a Third Grade Nothing 1:31:06 - S7E7, Ocean’s Three and a Half 1:32:03 - S7E8, Family Gay 1:32:46 - S7E9, The Juice Is Loose 1:33:55 - S7E10, FOX-y Lady 1:35:03 - S7E11, Not All Dogs Go to Heaven 1:35:30 - S7E12, 42- wait, hold on 1:35:48 - ok there we go. S7E12, 420 1:36:37 - S7E13, Stew-Roids 1:38:58 - S7E14, We Love You, Conrad 1:39:51 - S7E15, Three Kings 1:40:29 - S7E16, Peter’s Progress 1:41:18 - S8E1, Road to the Multiverse 1:42:19 - S8E2, Family Goy 1:43:16 - S8E3, Spies Reminiscent of Us 1:44:10 - S8E4, Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag 1:45:12 - S8E5, Hannah Banana 1:45:54 - S8E6, Quagmire’s Baby 1:46:42 - S8E7, Jerome Is the New Black 1:47:46 - S8E8, Dog Gone 1:48:20 - S8E9, Business Guy 1:49:08 - S8E10, Big Man on Hippocampus 1:49:45 - S8E11, Dial Meg for Murder 1:50:28 - S8E12, Extra Large Medium 1:51:08 - S8E13, Go, Stewie, Go! 1:51:35 - S8E14, Peter-assment 1:52:21 - S8E15, Brian Griffin’s House of Payne 1:53:14 - S8E16, April in Quahog 1:54:06 - S8E17, Brian & Stewie 1:54:59 - S8E18, Quagmire’s Dad 1:55:28 - S8E19, The Splendid Source 1:56:04 - S8E20, Something, Something, Something, Dark Side 1:58:01 - S8E21, Partial Terms of Endearment 1:58:53 - S9E1, And Then There Were Fewer 1:59:36 - S9E2, Excellence in Broadcasting 2:00:49 - S9E3, Welcome Back, Carter 2:01:48 - S9E4, Halloween on Spooner Street 2:02:40 - S9E5, Baby, You Knock Me Out 2:03:26 - S9E6, Brian Writes a Bestseller 2:04:16 - S9E7, Road to the North Pole 2:04:58 - S9E8, New Kidney in Town 2:06:51 - S9E9, And I’m Joyce Kinney 2:07:24 - S9E10, Friends of Peter G. 2:08:38 - S9E11, German Guy 2:09:30 - S9E12, The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair 2:10:35 - S9E13, Trading Places 2:11:43 - S9E14, Tiegs for Two 2:12:21 - S9E15, Brothers & Sisters 2:13:34 - S9E16, The Big Bang Theory 2:14:08 - S9E17, Foreign Affairs 2:14:56 - S9E18, It’s a Trap! 2:15:37 - S10E1, Lottery Fever 2:16:24 - S10E2, Seahorse Seashell Party 2:17:59 - S10E3, Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q 2:18:38 - S10E4, Stewie Goes for a Drive 2:19:31 - S10E5, Back to the Pilot 2:20:39 - S10E6, Thanksgiving 2:21:30 - S10E7, Amish Guy 2:22:10 - S10E8, Cool Hand Peter 2:22:48 - S10E9, Grumpy Old Man 2:23:21 - S10E10, Meg and Quagmire 2:24:25 - S10E11, The Blind Side 2:25:09 - S10E12, Livin’ on a Prayer (intro is a parody of “Little House on the Prairie,” btw) 2:25:55 - S10E13, Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream 2:27:00 - S10E14, Be Careful What You Fish For 2:27:53 - S10E15, Burning Down the Bayit 2:28:38 - S10E16, Killer Queen 2:29:27 - S10E17, Forget-Me-Not 2:30:12 - S10E18, You Can’t Do That on Television, Peter 2:30:50 - S10E19, Mr. and Mrs. Stewie 2:31:30 - S10E20, Leggo My Meg-O 2:32:02 - S10E21, Tea Peter 2:32:42 - S10E22, Family Guy Viewer Mail #2 2:33:19 - S10E23, Internal Affairs
TIMESTAMPS, Part 2: 2:34:21 - S11E1, Into Fat Air 2:35:00 - S11E2, Ratings Guy 2:35:43 - S11E3, The Old Man and the Big ‘C’ 2:36:30 - S11E4, yuG ylimaF 2:37:18 - S11E5, Joe’s Revenge 2:38:15 - S11E6, Lois Comes Out of Her Shell 2:39:28 - S11E7, Friends Without Benefits 2:40:16 - S11E8, Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 2:41:04 - S11E9, Space Cadet 2:42:03 - S11E10, Brian’s Play 2:43:05 - S11E11, The Giggity Wife 2:43:47 - S11E12, Valentine’s Day in Quahog 2:44:40 - S11E13, Chris Cross 2:45:29 - S11E14, Call Girl 2:46:22 - S11E15, Turban Cowboy 2:47:01 - S11E16, 12 and a Half Angry Men 2:48:01 - S11E17, Bigfat 2:48:50 - S11E18, Total Recall 2:49:31 - S11E19, Save the Clam 2:50:08 - S11E20, Farmer Guy 2:50:47 - S11E21, Roads to Vegas 2:51:31 - S11E22, No Country Club for Old Men 2:52:22 - S12E1, Finders Keepers 2:53:24 - S12E2, Vestigial Peter 2:54:16 - S12E3, Quagmire’s Quagmire 2:55:29 - S12E4, A Fistful of Meg 2:56:23 - S12E5, Boopa-dee, Bappa-dee 2:57:03 - S12E6, Life of Brian [Brian, LOOK OUT!] 2:58:27 - S12E7, Into Harmony’s Way 2:58:54 - S12E8, Christmas Guy 2:59:49 - S12E9, Peter Problems 3:00:45 - S12E10, Grimm Job 3:01:39 - S12E11, Brian’s a Bad Father 3:02:36 - S12E12, Mom’s the Word 3:03:33 - S12E13, 3 Acts of God 3:04:27 - S12E14, Fresh Heir 3:05:05 - S12E15, Secondhand Spoke 3:05:30 - S12E16, Herpe the Love Sore [nooooo] 3:06:01 - S12E17, The Most Interesting Man in the World 3:06:25 - S12E18, Baby Got Black 3:07:00 - S12E19, Meg Stinks! 3:08:03 - S12E20, He’s Bla-ack! 3:08:41 - S12E21, Chap Stewie 3:09:41 - S13E1, The Simpsons Guy (AKA, The Famsons) 3:10:54 - S13E2, The Book of Joe 3:11:41 - S13E3, Baking Bad 3:12:32 - S13E4, Brian the Closer 3:13:19 - S13E5, Turkey Guys 3:14:16 - S13E6, The 2000-Year-Old Virgin 3:15:22 - S13E7, Stewie, Chris, & Brian’s Excellent Adventure 3:16:13 - S13E8, Our Idiot Brian 3:16:43 - S13E9, This Little Piggy 3:17:17 - S13E10, Quagmire’s Mom 3:18:12 - S13E11, Encyclopedia Griffin 3:18:57 - S13E12, Stewie Is Enceinte 3:19:45 - S13E13, Dr. C and the Women 3:20:20 - S13E14, #JOLO 3:21:08 - S13E15, Once Bitten 3:21:57 - S13E16, Roasted Guy 3:22:36 - S13E17, Fighting Irish 3:23:19 - S13E18, Take My Wife 3:24:25 - S14E1, Pilling Them Softly 3:25:25 - S14E2, Papa Has a Rollin’ Son 3:26:19 - S14E3, Guy, Robot 3:27:14 - S14E4, Peternormal Activity 3:27:42 - S14E5, Peter, Chris, & Brian 3:28:22 - S14E6, Peter’s Sister 3:29:05 - S14E7, Hot Pocket-Dial 3:29:46 - S14E8, Brokeback Swanson 3:30:14 - S14E9, A Shot in the Dark 3:30:53 - S14E10, Candy, Quahog Marshmallow 3:31:30 - S14E11, The Peanut Butter Kid 3:32:00 - S14E12, Scammed Yankees 3:32:32 - S14E13, An App a Day 3:32:57 - S14E14, Underage Peter 3:33:33 - S14E15, A Lot Going on Upstairs 3:34:09 - S14E16, The Heartbreak Dog 3:34:53 - S14E17, Take a Letter 3:35:44 - S14E18, The New Adventures of Old Tom 3:36:11 - S14E19, Run, Chris, Run 3:36:45 - S14E20, Road to India 3:37:43 - S15E1, The Boys in the Band 3:38:42 - S15E2, Bookie of the Year 3:39:19 - S15E3, American Gigg-olo 3:40:00 - S15E4, Inside Family Guy 3:40:35 - S15E5, Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date 3:41:22 - S15E6, Hot Shots 3:41:48 - S15E7, High School English 3:42:20 - S15E8, Carter and Tricia 3:42:58 - S15E9, How the Griffin Stole Christmas 3:43:21 - S15E10, Passenger Fatty-Seven 3:43:57 - S15E11, Gronkowsbees 3:44:43 - S15E12, Peter’s Def Jam 3:45:22 - S15E13, The Finer Strings (editing error) 3:46:29 - S15E14, The Dating Game 3:46:58 - S15E15, Cop and a Half-wit 3:47:46 - S15E16, Saturated Fat Guy 3:48:20 - S15E17, Peter’s Lost Youth (editing error) 3:48:52 - S15E18, The Peter Principal 3:49:25 - S15E19, Dearly Deported 3:49:54 - S15E20, A House Full of Peters 3:50:36 - S16E1, Emmy-Winning Episode 3:51:20 - S16E2, Foxx in the Men House 3:51:53 - S16E3, Nanny Goats 3:52:31 - S16E4, Follow the Money 3:53:08 - S16E5, Three Directors 3:54:05 - S16E6, The D in Apartment 23 3:55:13 - S16E7, Petey IV 3:55:55 - S16E8, Crimes and Meg’s Demeanor 3:56:38 - S16E9, Don’t Be a Dickens at Christmas 3:56:56 - S16E10, Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) 3:57:25 - S16E11, Dog Bites Bear 3:58:18 - S16E12, Send in Stewie, Please 3:58:53 - S16E13, V Is for Mystery 3:59:08 - S16E14, Veteran Guy 4:00:08 - S16E15, The Woof of Wall Street 4:00:29 - S16E16, Family Guy Through the Years 4:01:12 - S16E17, Switch the Flip 4:01:43 - S16E18, ete - whoops i mean… HTTPete 4:02:18 - S16E19, The Unkindest Cut 4:02:39 - S16E20, Are You There God? It’s Me, Peter 4:03:30 - S17E1, Married… with Cancer (Part 1) 4:04:23 - S17E2, Dead Dog Walking (Part 2) 4:05:10 - S17E3, Pal Stewie 4:05:56 - S17E4, Big Trouble in Little Quahog 4:06:37 - S17E5, Regarding Carter 4:07:10 - S17E6, Stand by Meg 4:07:28 - S17E7, The Griffin Winter Games 4:08:05 - S17E8, Con Heiress 4:08:23 - S17E9, Pawtucket Pete (RIP Carrie Fisher) 4:08:59 - S17E10, Hefty Shades of Gray (Part 1) 4:09:40 - S17E11, Trump Guy (Part 2) 4:11:04 - S17E12, Bri, Robot 4:11:49 - S17E13, Trans-Fat 4:13:35 - S17E14, Family Guy Lite 4:14:32 - S17E15, No Giggity, No Doubt 4:15:16 - S17E16, You Can’t Handle the Booth! 4:16:10 - S17E17, Island Adventure 4:17:00 - S17E18, Throw It Away 4:17:31 - S17E19, Girl, Internetted 4:18:07 - S17E20, Adam West High (RIP Adam West) 4:19:13 - S18E1, Yacht Rocky 4:20:15 - S18E2, Bri-Da 4:21:16 - S18E3, Absolutely Babulous 4:22:22 - S18E4, Disney’s The Reboot 4:23:09 - S18E5, Cat Fight 4:23:54 - S18E6, Peter & Lois’ Wedding 4:24:28 - S18E7, Heart Burn 4:25:17 - S18E8, Shanksgiving 4:25:55 - S18E9, Christmas is Coming 4:26:36 - S18E10, Connie’s Celica 4:27:17 - S18E11, Short Cuts 4:27:48 - S18E12, Undergrounded 4:28:18 - S18E13, Rich Old Stewie 4:28:53 - S18E14, The Movement 4:29:32 - S18E15, Baby Stewie 4:30:09 - S18E16, Start Me Up 4:30:46 - S18E17, Coma Guy 4:31:29 - S18E18, Better Off Meg 4:32:00 - S18E19, Holly Bibble 4:32:38 - S18E20, Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song) 4:33:34 - S19E1, Stewie’s First Word 4:34:23 - S19E2, The Talented Mr. Stewie 4:35:05 - S19E3, Boys & Squirrels 4:35:43 - S19E4, CutawayLand 4:36:22 - S19E5, La Famiglia Guy 4:36:38 - S19E6, Meg’s Wedding 4:37:23 - S19E7, Wild Wild West 4:38:03 - S19E8, Pawtucket Pat 4:38:36 - S19E9, The First No L 4:39:09 - S19E10, Fecal Matters 4:39:42 - S19E11, Boy’s Best Friend 4:40:21 - S19E12, And Then There’s Fraud 4:40:48 - S19E13, PeTerminator 4:41:39 - S19E14, The Marrying Kind 4:42:09 - S19E15, Customer of the Week 4:42:49 - S19E16, Who’s Brian Now? 4:43:43 - S19E17, Young Parent Trap 4:44:08 - S19E18, Meg Goes to College 4:44:42 - S19E19, Family Cat 4:45:22 - S19E20, Tales of Former Sports Glory 4:46:01 - S20E1, LASIK Instinct 4:46:33 - S20E2, Rock Hard 4:46:53 - S20E3, Must Love Dogs 4:47:37 - S20E4, 80’s Guy 4:48:07 - S20E5, Brief Encounter 4:48:45 - S20E6, Cootie & The Blowhard 4:49:09 - S20E7, Peterschmidt Manor 4:49:37 - S20E8, The Birthday Bootlegger 4:50:10 - S20E9, The Fatman Always Rings Twice whew!
The worst episode of each season according to Mark: S1: Mind Over Murder - 7:17 S2: If I’m Dyin, I’m Lyin’ - 21:09 S3: Ready, Willing And Disabled - 41:26 S4: Jungle Love - 56:28 S5: No Chris Left Behind - 1:11:05 S6: The Former Life Of Brian - 1:23:07 S7: Peter’s Progress - 1:40:30 S8: Peter-Assment - 1:51:38 S9: Brian Writes A Bestseller - 2:03:27 S10: Seahorse Seashell Party - 2:16:27 S11: Turban Cowboy - 2:46:26 S12: (The Worst Episode) Herpe The Love Sore - 3:05:32 S13: Stewie Is Enciente - 3:19:00 S14: The Peanut Butter Kid - 3:31:32 S15: High School English - 3:41:49 S16: Send In Stewie Please - 3:58:19 S17: Trump Guy - 4:09:40 S18: Holly Bibble - 4:32:03 S19: Tales Of Former Sports Glory - 4:45:23 S20: The Fatman Always Rings Twice - 4:50:11
The funny thing is is that Mark talked about "Herpe The Love Sore" the same way he would with how he would with any episode. He was so desensitized to awful episodes to the point that he didn't even give a shit about the worst episode.
Family guy is a perfect example of how exaggerating a character's traits doesn't make them funnier - it only makes them less relatable. Peter used to be well-meaning but so stupid he often caused more problems than he solved - push that further, and he's a hateful, abusive father who actively sabotages his family. Lois used to be a reasonable if somewhat high-strung housewife - until she became a sociopathic abuser who uses her stress as a justification to mistreat her chidren. Meg used to be dorky and unpopular, only to become a punching bag who's so gaslit by her family that she accept all the abuse for their sake. Brian used to be an intellectual who was ultimately shallower than he thought, untl he became a gibbering idiot who's barely intelligent enough to function in society. CHris was an afterthought from beginning to end and Stewie is so inconsistent i can barely even have an opinion on him. This is the peak. of bad characterization
my childhood development teacher actually showed the "mommy mommy mama" clip when we were talking about behavior reinforcement with toddlers. it's pretty accurate to how little kids test boundries tbh. her exact words were "never say what or they will keep doing this"
Welcome to "Mark gets quieter and quieter the longer it goes until you can't hear him, but you can't turn up the volume because the title cards will blow your ears off."
this might take me more than a year... Season 1 E1: Death Has A Shadow (1:34) E2: I Never Met The Dead Man (3:31) E3: Chitty Chitty Death Bang (5:29) E4: Mind Over Murder (7:14) E5: A Hero Sits Next Door (8:28) E6: The Son Also Draws (9:22) E7: Brian: Portrait Of A Dog (10:45) Season 2 E1: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (13:11) E2: Holy Crap! (14:13) E3: Da Boom (15:12) E4: Brian In Love (16:17) E5: Love Thy Trophy (17:18) E6: Death Is A B**ch (18:25) E7: The King Is Dead (19:19) E8: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (20:03) E9: If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' (21:06) E10: Running Mates (21:58) E11: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Bucks (22:38) E12: Fifteen Minutes Of Shame (23:38) E13: Road To Rhode Island (24:37) E14: Let's Go To The Hop (25:35) E15: Dammit, Janet! (26:20) E16: There's Something About Paulie (27:01) E17: He's Too Sexy For His Fat (27:43) E18: E. Peterbus Unum (28:52) E19: The Story On Page One (29:32) E20: Wasted Talent (30:13) E21: Fore Father (30:57) Season 3 E1: The Thin White Line (31:44) E2: Brian Does Hollywood (32:38) E3: Mr. Griffin Goes To Hollywood (33:27) E4: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (33:57) E5: And The Wiener Is... (34:45) E6: Death Lives (35:37) E7: Lethal Weapons (36:19) E8: The Kiss Seen 'Round The World (37:00) E9: Mr. Saturday Kinght (37:39) E10: A Fish Out Of Water (38:16) E11: Emission Impossible (39:04) E12: To Love And Die In Dixie (39:27) E13: Screwed The Pooch (40:16) E14: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father, Brother (40:59) E15: Ready, Willing And Disabled (41:25) E16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (41:54) E17: Brian Wallows And Peter's Swallows (42:39) E18: From Method To Madness (44:26) E19: Stuck Together, Torn Apart (45:17) E20: Road To Europe (46:01) E21: Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (46:42) E22: When You Wish Upon A Weinstein (47:19) Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (48:14) Season 4 E1: North By North Quahog (49:36) E2: Fast Times At Buddy Cianci Jr. High (50:23) E3: Blind Ambition (51:11) E4: Don't Make Me Over (51:59) E5: The Cleveland Loretta Quagmire (52:39) E6: Petarded (53:09) E7: Brian The Bachelor (53:31) E8: Eight Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter (54:04) E9: Breaking Out Is Hard To Do (54:30) E10: Model Misbehavior (54:47) E11: Peter's Got Woods (55:17) E12: The Perfect Castaway (55:51) E13: Jungle Love (56:26) E14: PTV (56:51) E15: Brian Goes Back To College (57:21) E16: The Courtship Of Stewie's Father (57:33) E17: The Fat Guy Strangler (58:01) E18: The Father, The Son, And The Holy Fonz (58:29) E19: Brian Sings And Swings (58:47) E20: Patriot Games (59:16) E21: I Take Thee, Quagmire (59:53) E22: Sibling Rivarly (?????) E23: Deep Throats (1:00:39) E24: Peterotica (1:01:09) E25: You May Kiss The... Uh... Guy Who Receives (1:01:31) E26: Petergeist (1:01:50) E27: Untitled Griffin Family History (1:02:15) E28: Stewie B. Goode (1:02:39) E29: Bango Was His Name Oh! (1:02:49) E30: Stewie And Stu's Excellent Adventure (1:02:56) Season 5 E1: Stewie Loves Lois (1:03:33) E2: Mother Tucker (1:04:12) E3: Hell Comes To Quahog (1:04:42) E4: Saving Private Brian (1:05:05) E5: Whistle While Your Wife Works (1:05:30) E6: Prick Up Your Ears (1:06:03) E7: Chick Cancer (1:06:33) E8: Barely Legal (1:06:52) E9: Road To Rupert (1:07:16) E10: Peter's Two Dads (1:07:49) E11: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (1:08:15) E12: Airport '07 (1:08:27) E13: Bill And Peter's Bogus Journey (1:08:43) E14: No Meals On Wheels (1:09:17) E15: Boys Do Cry (1:10:14) E16: No Chris Left Behind (1:11:04) E17: It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) (1:11:56) E18: Meet The Quagmires (1:12:31) Season 6 E1: Blue Harvest (1:13:37) E2:
i'm convinced everyone had a family guy phase. when i was like 13 i binged every single episode out at the time on hulu and once i was caught up I got bored of it and moved on to the next thing. easily dedicated like 3 months of my life to this show though.
Similar situation. I got into family guy when i was 13, but my mom wouldn't let met watch it till i was 14. When i was in my teens i loved the newer episodes and disliked the old but now that I'm older it's the exact opposite. The show said it themselves, only 14 year olds watch modern Family Guy
IDK I watched some compilations on UA-cam thats it. Probably because my parents wouldn't allow it when I was young and the humor didn't appeal once I was old enough to watch it.
Family Guy is one of those shows that teenagers like because "oh, it's edgy," but as a grown adult you see how this show makes a lot of simple and easy jokes with lowbrow humor.
Considering that Mark didn't understand that the "romantic" music playing in the end credits as Stewie is walking along the road is a reference to The Incredible Hulk show and that Stewie trying to teach a girl to loose her British accent despite him speaking with one himself being an obvious homage to My Fair Lady and how Henry Higgins speaks with a more posh upper class accent as opposed to Eliza Doolittle's cockney one brings into consideration the fact that he would really appreciate the earlier seasons more if he was essentially older. I'm like a decade older than Mark but even a lot of those earlier nonsequiturs flew over my head as a kid
To Continue off of Tahnis. 0:00 Intro SEASON 1 1:36 Death Has A Shadow (S1E1) 3:33 I Never Met The Dead Man (S1E2) 5:32 Chitty Chitty Death Bang (S1E3) 7:18 Mind Over Murder (S1E4) 8:31 A Hero Sits Next Door (S1E5) 9:25 The Son Also Draws (S1E6) 10:47 Brian: Portrait Of A Dog (S1E7) 11:44 Season 1 Ranking 12:09 Manscaped Ad Starts 13:11 Manscaped Ad Ends SEASON 2 13:13 Peter Peter, Caviar Eater (S2E1) 14:16 Holy Crap! (S2E2) 15:14 Da Boom (S2E3) 16:20 Brian In Love (S2E4) 17:21 Love Thy Trophy (S2E5) 18:28 Death Is A B#### (S2E6) 19:21 The King Is Dead (S2E7) 20:05 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (S2E8) 21:08 If I’m Dyin, I’m Lyin’ (S2E9) 22:01 Running Mates (S2E10) 22:39 A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Bucks (S2E11) 23:41 Fifteen Minutes Of Shame (S2E12) 24:39 Road To Rhode Island (S2E13) 25:38 Let’s Go To The Hop (S2E14) 26:23 D#####, Janet! (S2E15) 27:05 There’s Something About Paulie (S2E16) 27:45 He’s Too Sexy Fir His Fat (S2E17) 28:55 E. Peterbus Unum (S2E18) 29:35 The Story On Page One (S2E19) 30:16 Wasted Talent (S2E20) 31:00 Fore Father (S2E21) 31:23 Season 2 Ranking SEASON 3 31:47 The Thin White Line (S3E1) 32:40 Brain Does Hollywood (S3E2) 33:30 Mr. Griffin Goes To Hollywood (S3E3) 34:00 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (S3E4) 34:48 And The Weiner Is… (S3E5) 35:39 Death Lives (S3E6) 36:21 Lethal Weapons (S3E7) 37:02 The Kiss Seen ‘Round The World (S3E8) 37:43 Mr. Saturday Knight (S3E9) 38:20 A Fish Out Of Water (S3E10) 39:07 Emission Impossible (S3E11) 39:29 To Love And Die In Dixie (S3E12) 40:19 Screwed The Pooch (S3E13) 41:01 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father, Brother? (S3E14) 41:26 Ready, Willing And Disabled (S3E15) 41:59 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas (S3E16) 42:44 Brian Wallows And Peter’s Swallows (S3E17) *Featuring ToonrificTariq* 44:27 From Method To Madness (S3E18) 45:21 Stuck Together, Torn Apart (S3E19) 46:03 Road To Europe (S3E20) 46:46 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (S3E21) 47:22 When You Wish Upon A Weinstein (S3E22) 47:49 Season 3 Ranking 48:15 Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story SEASON 4 49:39 North by North Quahog (S4E1) 50:25 Fast Times At Buddy Cianci Jr. High (S4E2) 51:14 Blind Ambition (S4E3) 52:00 Don’t Make Me Over (S4E4) 52:44 The Cleveland Loretta Quagmire (S4E5) 53:11 #$*%^#(. (S4E6) *Not touching this title* 53:32 Brian The Bachelor (S4E7) 54:06 Eight Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter (S4E8) 54:32 Breaking Out is Hard To Do (S4E9) 54:49 Model Misbehavior (S4E10) 55:19 Peter’s Got Woods (S4E11) 55:52 The Perfect Castaway (S4E12) 56:30 Jungle Love (S4E13) 56:52 PTV (S4E14) 57:25 Brian Goes Back To College (S4E15) 57:36 The Courtship Of Stewie’s Father (S4E16) 58:03 The Fat Guy Strangler (S4E17) 58:31 The Father, The Son And The Holy Fonz (S4E18) 58:49 Brian Sings and Swings (S4E19) 59:17 Patriot Games (S4E20) 59:56 I Take Thee, Quagmire (S4E21) 1:00:19 Sibling Rivalry (S4E22) 1:00:42 Deep Throats (S4E23) 1:01:14 Peterotica (S4E24) 1:01:36 You May Now Kiss The… Uh… Guy Who Receives (S4E25) 1:01:52 Petergeist (S4E26) 1:02:18 Untitled Griffin Family History (S4E27) 1:02:41 Stewie Be Goode (S4E28) 1:02:52 Bingo Was His Name Oh! (S4E29) 1:02:58 Stewie and Stu’s Excellent Adventure (S4E30) 1:03:05 Season 4 Ranking SEASON 5 1:03:34 Stewie Loves Lois (S5E1) 1:04:14 Mother Tucker (S5E2) 1:04:45 Hell Comes to Quahog (S5E3) 1:05:06 Saving Private Brian (S5E4) 1:05:30 Whistle While Your Wife Works (S5E5) 1:06:05 Prick Up Your Ears (S5E6) 1:06:37 Chick Cancer (S5E7) 1:06:54 Barely Legal (S5E8) 1:07:17 Road To Rupert (S5E9) 1:07:51 Peter’s Two Dads (S5E10) 1:08:18 The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (S5E11) 1:08:30 Airport ’07 (S5E12) 1:08:46 Bill And Peter’s Bogus Journey (S5E13) 1:09:19 No Meals On Wheels (S5E14) 1:10:15 Boys Do Cry (S5E15) 1:11:08 No Chris Left Behind (S5E16) 1:12:00 It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) (S5E17) 1:12:33 Meet The Quagmires (S5E18) 1:13:10 Season 5 Ranking More in Reply
SEASON 6 1:13:39 Blue Harvest (S6E1) 1:14:54 Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song) (S6E2) 1:16:08 Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air (S6E3) 1:17:03 Stewie Kills Lois (S6E4) 1:18:06 Lois Kills Stewie (S6E5) 1:19:11 Padre De Familia (S6E6) 1:20:04 Peter’s Daughter (S6E7) 1:20:51 McStroke (S6E8) 1:21:45 Back To The Woods (S6E9) 1:22:34 Play It Again, Brian! (S6E10) 1:23:10 Former Life of Brian (S6E11) 1:23:52 Long John Peter (S6E12) 1:24:19 Season 6 Ranking SEASON 7 1:24:46 Love Blackually (S7E1) 1:26:11 I Dream of Jesus (S7E2) 1:27:09 Road To Germany (S7E3) 1:28:14 Baby Not On Board (S7E4) 1:29:31 The Man With Two Brians (S7E5) 1:30:18 Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing (S7E6) 1:31:07 Ocean’s Three And A Half (S7E7) 1:32:05 Family Gay (S7E8) 1:32:48 The Juice Is Loose (S7E9) 1:33:56 Fox-y Lady (S7E10) 1:35:05 Not All Dogs Go To Heaven (S7E11) 1:35:31 420 (S7E12) 1:36:38 Stew-roids (S7E13) *Featuring Cybershell* 1:38:58 We Love You, Conrad (S7E14) 1:39:52 Three Kings (S7E15) 1:40:30 Peter’s Progress (S7E16) 1:40:50 Season 7 Ranking SEASON 8 1:41:20 Road To The Multiverse (S8E1) 1:42:20 Family Goy (S8E2) 1:43:18 Spies Reminiscent Of Us (S8E3) 1:44:11 Brian’s Got A Brand New Bag (S8E4) 1:45:14 Hannah Banana (S8E5) 1:45:56 Quagmire’s Baby (S8E6) 1:46:43 Jerome Is The New Black (S8E7) 1:47:47 Dog Gone (S8E8) 1:48:22 Business Guy (S8E9) 1:49:11 Big Man On Hippocampus (SE10) 1:49:48 Dial Meg For Murder (S8E11) 1:50:30 Extra Large Medium (S8E12) 1:51:10 Go. Stewie, Go (S8E13) 1:51:37 Peter-Assment (S8E14) 1:52:22 Brian Griffins House Of Payne (S8E15) 1:53:16 April in Quahog (S8E16) 1:54:06 Brian And Stewie (S8E17) 1:54:59 Quagmire’s Dad (S8E18) 1:55:29 The Splendid Source (S8E19) 1:56:07 Something, Something, Something, Darkside (S8E20) *Featuring SpeedSupersSonic* 1:58:01 Partial Terms of Endearment (S8E21) 1:58:29 Season 8 Ranking SEASON 9 1:58:57 And Then There Were Fewer (S9E1) 1:59:39 Excellence In Broadcasting (S9E2) 2:00:50 Welcome Back, Carter (S9E3) 2:01:51 Halloween On Spooner Street (S9E4) 2:02:41 Baby, You Knock Me Out (S9E5) 2:03:27 Brian Writes A Bestseller (S9E6) 2:04:17 Road To The North Pole (S9E7) 2:05:00 New Kidney In Town (S9E8) *Featuring Sunny* 2:06:53 And I’m Joyce Kinney (S9E9) 2:07:25 Friends Of Peter G. (S9E10) 2:08:40 German Guy (S9E11) 2:09:30 The Hand That Rocks The Wheelchair (S9E12) *Featuring Edgy Doppelganger Mark* 2:10:36 Trading Places (S9E13) 2:11:43 Tiegs For Two (S9E14) 2:12:21 Brothers & Sisters (S9E15) 2:13:36 The Big Bang Theory (S9E16) 2:14:09 Foreign Affairs (S9E17) 2:14:58 It’s A Trap! (S9E18) 2:15:31 Season 9 Ranking SEASON 10 2:15:37 Lottery Fever (S10E1) 2:16:25 Seahorse Seashell Party (S10E2) 2:17:59 Screams of Silence: The Story Of Brenda Q. (S10E3) 2:18:39 Stewie Goes For A Drive (S10E4) 2:19:32 Back To The Pilot (S10E5) 2:20:39 Thanksgiving (S10E6) 2:21:33 Amish Guy (S10E7) 2:22:10 Cool Hand Peter (S10E8) 2:22:49 Grumpy Old Man (S10E9) 2:23:21 Meg and Quagmire (S10E10) 2:24:26 The Blind Side (S10E11) 2:25:09 Livin’ On A Prayer (S10E12) 2:25:57 Tom Tucker And His Dream (S10E13) 2:27:00 Be Careful What You Fish For (S10E14) 2:27:54 Burning Down The Bayit (S10E15) 2:28:42 Killer Queen (S10E16) 2:29:29 Forget-Me-Not (S10E17) 2:30:12 You Can’t Do That On Television, Peter (S10E18) 2:30:51 Mr. And Mrs. Stewie (S10E19) 2:31:33 Leggo My Meg-o (S10E20) 2:32:05 Tea Peter (S10E21) 2:32:43 Viewer Mail #2 (S10E22) 2:33:22 Internal Affairs (S10E23) 2:34:10 Season 10 Ranking SEASON 11 2:34:24 Into Fat Air (S11E1) 2:35:02 Ratings Guy (S11E2) 2:35:44 The Old Man And The Big C (S11E3) 2:36:32 Yug Ylimaf (S11E4) 2:37:19 Joe’s Revenge (S11E5) 2:38:18 Lois Comes Out Of Her Shell (S11E6) 2:39:29 Friends Without Benefits (S11E7) 2:40:17 Jesus. Mary and Joseph (S11E8) 2:41:05 Space Cadet (S11E9) 2:42:04 Brian’s Play (S11E10) 2:43:07 The Giggity Wife (S11E11) 2:43:49 Valentine’s Day In Quahog (S11E12) 2:44:42 Chris Cross (S11E13) 2:45:31 Call Girl (S11E14) 2:46:23 Turban Cowboy (S11E15) 2:47:03 Twelve And A Half Angry Men (S11E16) 2:48:02 Bigfat (S11E17) 2:48:51 Total Recall (S11E18) 2:49:32 Save The Clam (S11E19) 2:50:09 Farmer Guy (S11E20) 2:50:48 Roads To Vegas (S11E21) 2:51:32 No Country Club For Old Men (S11E212) 2:52:20 Season 11 Ranking SEASON 12 2:52:23 Finders Keepers (S12E1) 2:53:25 Vestigial Peter (S12E2) 2:54:17 Quagmire’s Quagmire (S12E3) 2:55:32 A Fistful Of Meg (S12E4) 2:56:24 Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee (S12E5) 2:57:06 Life Of Brian (S12E6) 2:58:27 In Harmony’s Way (S12E7) 2:58:54 Christmas Guy (S12E8) 2:59:50 Peter Problems (S12E9) 3:00:46 Grim Job (S12E10) 3:01:40 Brian’s A Bad Father (S12E11) 3:02:40 Mom’s The Word (S12E12) 3:03:33 Three Acts of God (S12E13) 3:04:28 Fresh Heir (S12E14) 3:05:05 Secondhand Spoke (S12E15) 3:05:32 Herpe The Love Sore (S12E16) 3:06:04 The Most Interesting Man In The Word (S12E17) 3:06:26 Baby Got Black (S12E18) 3:07:03 Meg Stinks! (S12E19) 3:08:07 He’s Bla-ack (S12E20) 3:08:44 Chap Stewie (S12E21) 3:09:37 Season 12 Ranking
SEASON 13 3:09:42 The Simpsons Guy (S13E1) 3:10:56 The Book Of Joe (S13E2) 3:11:42 Balking Bad (S13E3) 3:12:35 Brian The Closer (S13E4) 3:13:20 Turkey Guy (S13E5) 3:14:18 The Two Thousand Year Old Virgin (S13E6) 3:15:23 Stewie. Chris and Brian’s Excellent Adventure (S13E7) 3:16:15 Our Idiot Brian (S13E8) 3:16:47 This Little Piggy (S13E9) 3:17:20 Quagmire’s Mom (S13E10) 3:18:13 Encyclopedia Griffin (S13E11) 3:19:00 Stewie is Enceinte (S13E12) 3:19:48 Doctor C. & The Women (S13E13) 3:20:21 #Jolo (S13E14) 3:21:10 Once Bitten (S13E15) 3:22:01 Roasted Guy (S13E16) 3:22:39 Fighting Irish (S13E17) 3:23:21 Take My Wife (S13E18) 3:24:16 Season 13 Ranking SEASON 14 3:24:26 Pilling Them Softly (S14E1) 3:25:26 Papa Has A Rollin’ Son (S14E2) 3:26:20 Guy Robot (S14E3) 3:27:14 Peternormal Activity (S14E4) 3:27:42 Peter. Chris & Brian (S14E5) 3:28:22 Peter’s Sister (S14E6) 3:29:06 Hot Pocket Dial (S14E7) 3:29:48 Brokeback Swanson (S14E8) 3:30:15 A Shot In The Dark (S14E9) 3:30:57 Candy Quahog Marshmallow! (S14E10) 3:31:35 The Peanut Butter Kid (S14E11) 3:32:00 Scammed Yankees (S14E12) 3:32:23 An App A Day (S14E13) 3:33:00 Underage Peter (S14E14) 3:33:37 A Lot Going On Upstairs (S14E15) 3:34:09 The Heartbreak Dog (S14E16) 3:34:54 Take A Letter (S14E17) 3:35:47 The New Adventure of Old Tom (S14E18) 3:36:14 Run, Chris. Run! (S14E19) 3:36:46 Road To India (S14E20) 3:37:40 Season 14 Ranking SEASON 15 3:37:46 The Boys In The Band (S15E1) 3:38:42 Bookie Of The Year (S15E2) 3:39:20 American Gigg-olo (S15E3) 3:40:00 Inside Family Out (S15E4) 3:40:37 Chris Has Got A Date Date Date Date Date (S15E5) 3:41:22 Hot Shots (S15E6) 3:41:50 High School English (S15E7) 3:42:23 Carter & Tricia (S15E8) 3:43:01 How The Griffins Stole Christmas (S15E9) 3:43:23 Passenger Fatty-Seven (S15E10) 3:43:47 Gronkowsbees (S15E11) 3:44:43 Peter’s Def Jam (S15E12) 3:45:25 The Finer Strings (S15E13) 3:46:30 The Dating Game (S15E14) 3:47:02 Cop And A Half-Wit (S15E15) 3:47:49 Saturated Fat Guy (S15E16) 3:48:21 Peter’s Lost Youth (S15E17) 3:48:53 The Peter Principal (S15E18) 3:49:25 Dearly Deported (S15E19) 3:49:58 A House Full Of Peters (S15E20) 3:50:31 Season 15 Ranking SEASON 16 3:50:37 Emmy-Winning Episode (S16E1) 3:51:22 Foxx In The Men House (S162E2) 3:51:54 Nanny Goats (S16E3) 3:52:33 Follow The Money (S16E4) 3:53:10 Three Directions (S16E5) 3:54:07 The D In Apartment Twenty-Three (S16E6) 3:55:14 Petey IV (S16E7) 3:55:56 Crimes and Meg’s Demeanor (S16E8) 3:56:39 Don’t Be A Dickens At Christmas (S16E9) 3:56:56 Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) (S16E10) 3:57:27 Dog Bites Bear (S16E11) 3:58:21 Send in Stewie Please (S16E12) 3:58:53 V Is For Mystery (S16E13) 3:59:11 Veteran Guy (S16E14) 4:00:11 The Woof Of Wall Street (S16E15) 4:00:32 Family Guy Through The Years (S16E16) 4:01:15 Switch The Flip (S16E17) 4:01:43 Httpete (S16E18) 4:02:21 The Unkindest Cut (S16E19) 4:02:40 Are You There God? It’s Me, Peter (S16E20) 4:02:59 Season 16 Ranking SEASON 17 4:03:32 Married with Cancer (Part 1) (S17E1) 4:04:26 Dead Dog Walking (Part 2) (S17E2) 4:05:14 Pal Stewie (S17E3) 4:05:58 Big Trouble In Little Quahog (S17E4) 4:06:38 Regarding Carter (S17E5) 4:07:10 Stand By Meg (S17E6) 4:07:29 The Griffin Winter Games (S17E7) 4:08:06 Con Heiress (S17E8) 4:08:24 Pawtucket Pete (S17E9) 4:09:02 Hefty Shades Of Gray (S17E10) 4:09:40 Trump Guy (S17E11) 4:11:06 Bri. Robot (S17E12) 4:11:51 Trans-Fat (S17E13) 4:13:35 Family Guy Lite (S17E14) 4:14:33 No Giggity. No Doubt (S17E15) 4:15:17 You Can’t Handle The Booth (S17E16) 4:16:11 Island Adventure (S17E17) 4:17:00 Throw It Away (S17E18) 4:17:34 Girl. Internetted (S17E19) 4:18:10 Adam West High (S17E20) 4:18:53 Season 17 Ranking SEASON 18 4:19:14 Yachy Rocky (S18E1) 4:20:16 Bri-da (S18E2) 4:21:16 Absolutely Babulous (S18E3) 4:22:24 Disney’s The Reboot (S18E4) 4:23:10 Cat Fight (S18E5) 4:23:55 Peter & Lois’s Wedding (S18E6) 4:24:30 Heart Burn (S18E7) 4:25:19 Shanksgiving (S18E8) 4:25:58 Christmas Is Coming (S18E9) 4:26:37 Connie’s Celica (S18E10) 4:27:19 Short Cuts (S18E11) 4:27:51 Undergrounded (S18E12) 4:28:18 Rick Old Stewie (S18E13) 4:28:55 The Movement (S18E14) 4:29:34 Baby Stewie (S18E15) 4:30:11 Start Me Up (S18E16) 4:30:49 Coma Guy (S18E17) 4:31:29 Better Off Meg (S18E18) 4:32:01 Holly Bibble (S18E19) 4:32:39 Movin’ In (S18E20) 4:33:20 Season 18 Ranking SEASON 19 4:33:37 Stewie’s First Word (S19E1) 4:34:23 The Talented Mr. Stewie (S19E2) 4:35:06 Boys & Squirrels (S19E3) 4:35:44 Cutawayland (S19E4) 4:36:23 La Famiglia Guy (S19E5) 4:36:39 Meg’s Wedding (S19E6) 4:37:23 Wild Wild West (S19E7) 4:38:05 Pawtucket Pat (S19E8) 4:38:38 The First No L (S19E9) 4:39:11 Fecal Matters (S19E10) 4:39:42 Boy’s Best Friend (S19E11) 4:40:21 And Then There’s Fraud (S19E12) 4:40:49 Peterminator (S19E13) 4:41:40 The Marrying Kind (S19E14) 4:42:10 Customer Of The Week (S19E15) 4:42:49 Who’s Brian Now? (S19E16) 4:43:42 Young Parent Trap (S19E17) 4:44:08 Meg Goes To College (S19E18) 4:44:42 Family Cat (S19E19) 4:45:25 Tales Of Former Sports Glory (S19E20) 4:45:52 Season 19 Ranking SEASON 20 4:46:01 Lasik Instinct (S20E1) 4:46:34 Rock Hard (S20E2) 4:46:55 Must Love Dogs (S20E3) 4:47:39 80’s Guy (S20E4) 4:48:10 Brief Encounter (S20E5) 4:48:48 Cootie & The Blowhard (S20E6) 4:49:10 Peterschmidt Manor (S20E7) 4:49:40 The Birthday Bootlegger (S20E8) 4:50:10 The Fatman Always Rings Twice (S20E9) 4:50:21 Season 20 Ranking 4:50:27 Ranking Start 4:56:51 Top 100 4:59:13 Number 1 and Conclusion.
The thing with family Guy is that it has a lot of really funny individual jokes, even in the later seasons, but a lot of the times they're just brought down by a bunch of jokes that just don't hit or the rest of the episode just being boring. Family Guy funny moments compilations are unironically the best way to watch the show.
@@LSMark I guess the biggest issue when Family Guy just references something by straight up copying it in full like that is if people didn't know the reference they think it's "a family guy joke" and not "a joke referenced on family guy" I never liked when they do that, it always seemed lazy to me.
@@LSMark Also important to point out that the speech Peter gives in the Stewie home alone episode isn’t original to the show either. It’s John Candy’s monologue in the film Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Word for word too. Great film, btw. Highly recommend. One of John Hughes’ best
The fact you do these "every episode ever reviewed" and ACTUALLY sit there and rate them ALL in a 5 HOUR video, and on top of that, the absolute INSANE amount of time you have to spend editing these videos is anxiety-inducing. You are the fucking goat Mark.
As someone who has never watched a full episode of this show, this is probably the best way that I can absorb it all in one sitting. I hope there's a King of the Hill marathon coming soon.
I feel like most people’s love and fondness for FG comes from the nostalgia of being 11 years old and staying up late waiting for Adult Swim to watch a “grown ups show”. Cuz watching this video it’s surprising how few truly *great* episodes there are in the series.
I think it also helped that it was the “underdog” animated sitcom after the first cancellation. After coming back and more popular and mean spirited than before, it kind of lost that status.
I was in high school when I would watch it on adult swim. Everyone watched it, we would all quote it. I was in my senior year when it came back from cancelation but to me it didn't feel like the same show. My friends talked about how much the new episodes are better and I couldn't agree. It is sad to see what this show turned into. Watching the first half of this video and remembering all the gags and jokes really is so nostalgic to those nights as a teen staying up late to catch it on adult swim.
The only positive about Family Guy / American Dad is that they’ve reached the absolute juggernaut ‘we can’t get cancelled’ level of popularity where they could practically do anything they want, it’s like a writer’s unsupervised playground. But they rarely make the effort or have enough creativity to air an entertaining episode. American Dad’s ‘Rabbit Ears’ is my favorite so far, it’s so odd and different that I can’t see any other show pulling it off
@@jonny19757 American dad has better writers than family guy but there’s usually only like 1 2 or 3 episodes per season that actually aren’t bad it just looks a lot better compared to family guy
Seeing Homer drink gasoline was genuinely unsettling for me and I dont know why. Like seeing your teacher out of school when you were a kid. Or your parents at a club. Just very jarring.
@@nickrustyson8124 Its more the context of it. Homer wouldn't chug gasoline just for fun, maybe because of a bet while he is drunk but even then that's stretching it. The worst part is how realistic it is, it goes on way too long and is just disturbing.
Welp, time to make a sonic cartoon while this plays in the background. Much appreciated Mark! Edit: Just finished it. I love how at the end of the simpsons one, you're slightly optimistic and think of potential ideas that could do something to keep the simpsons fun. But at the end of this you're just like: NO NO FUCKING END IT! GO AWAY!
I once heard somewhere that Seth McFarland HIMSELF said he has passed the point of burnout where he’s actually done with this show and would like it to end, but can’t because he has no power to do so. Now he’s basically writing the show beyond a point most writers would wish to. I’m not sure how true this is, but if it’s actually true, that hurts to think about. Imagine being so tired of your own creation that you’d want it to end, but you’re forced to keep working to the point where you’d probably despise it.
It baffles me that they didn’t stick with the Chris is an artist thing. That seems like such an easy concept to make tons of episodes with. Here are some concepts I’ve come up with: Chris is accused of sexual harassment when he gets aroused in a figure drawing class with a nude model. Chris wonders if he might be gay because all those old statues of guys are hot. Louis is concerned when she finds Chris’s sketchbook filled with drawings of her. The school defunds the art program, and it’s up to Chris to rally the community to get it back. Chris has to surrender his art style for anime to impress a girl, losing credibility in the process. (You know, ‘cause art teachers hate anime?) Stewie and Brian help Chris catch an art thief. Chris becomes obsessed with one of his drawings and wants to date her instead of real women. One of Chris’ art pieces gets into a museum, and Peter pretends it’s his artwork. Chris struggles to draw a dick. Chris participates in an art panel at a furry convention. Chris draws crazy graphic hentai and has to go to counseling. Peter sells Chris’ art to a sleazy company and it’s used on some SUPER problematic product. Peter sells Chris’ art as NFTs. Chris gets taken to court for stealing an established comic book’s ideas. Chris draws a cringey version of himself and everyone at school laughs at him for it. Chris meets *those* art kids. (Cat ears girl, mech boy, weeaboo, etc.) A date to the art museum goes haywire when the woman Chris goes with turns it into an art heist. Chris is hired as a political cartoonist. And so on and so forth.
I have a feeling, the most concerning part of this is that one of the writers will see you have done this, and it's inevitably going to get referenced in the show at some point - hope you're looking forward to it, Mark!
@@makotostrashstube2096 Decent. I've not watched it in years, have been of the mind it needed to be canned (also I'm in England, so I don't think we have S20 yet or something?)
@@makotostrashstube2096 it’s not cancelled dw! It’s not airing on adult swim anymore which they announced and I remember thinking that meant it was cancelled too but it’s not. It was renewed for season 20 in September and isn’t cancelled at all. Which is fun I’m excited to see what more they make 😃
3:41:10 depending on when this episode was written (which I guess was about 2014-2015) Taylor was coming off the hype for 1989, her big switch into JUST pop music (this gave us blank space and shake it off which were everywhere.) This was also in the height of her disappearance and near cancellation due to the edited phone call between her and Kanye West which would later give us "Reputation" one of her biggest albums to this day.
@@axzeosreviews4262 bbb but don’t you get the joke ….. Meg is Tom Holland and who’s the least favorite Spider-Man (I have been surrounded by people that have these opinions)
Imo actually watching the episodes is a far better experience than just compilations. I first only watched some compilations and they were just okay but the actual episodes are much more enjoyable for me.
The thing that bothers me most about Mark's videos is how often he doesn't get the joke on screen. Like how Peter's speech to Lois isn't original, it's from Planes Trains and Automobiles
Family Guy really seems to enjoy making plots that boil down to: "Character gets something, they're flanderized for the sake of creating conflict, then status quo happens." Edit: Lol fine you get your edit, it isn't Seth writing it
"This one's decent. There's a few good jokes and the plot ended up being better then what I thought. Top of the list." Sums up the latter seasons of Family Guy pretty well
It's pretty telling of quality when the pilot episode is ranked higher than over 2/3 of the entire series. Also glad to see that my two personal favorite episodes, where Peter becomes a fisherman and when the Griffins go to the South, both made the top 20!
its so boring, i have no idea why people call that a good episode, i always skip the first 10 seasons. go watch Rick and Morty for story, family guy is for the funny people :)
Worst to best episodes part 1: 378. s12 e16 Herpe The Love Sore 3:05:31 377. s10 e2 Seahorse Seashell Party 2:16:24 376. s10 e3 Screams Of Silence: The Story Of Brenda Q. 2:17:58 375. s13 e12 Stewie Is Enceinte 3:18:57 374. s12 e11 Brian's A Bad Father 3:01:39 373. s12 e14 Fresh Heir 3:04:27 372. s12 e6 Life Of Brian 2:57:03 371. s17 e11 Trump Guy 4:09:40 (Yet another jab at Bob's Burgers) 370. s17 e20 Adam West High 4:18:07 369. s13 e4 Brian The Closer 3:12:32 368. s17 e13 Trans-Fat 4:11:50 367. s17 e18 Throw It Away 4:17:00 366. s14 e11 The Peanut Butter Kid 3:31:29 365. s17 e19 Girl, Internetted 4:17:30 364. s19 e20 Tales Of Former Sports Glory 4:45:21 363. s17 e5 Regarding Carter 4:06:38 362. s17 e2 Dead Dog Walking 4:04:23 361. s14 e9 A Shot In The Dark 3:30:14 360. s11 e15 Turban Cowboy 2:46:23 359. se10 Meg and Quagmire 2:23:21 358. s9 e6 Brian Writes A Best-Seller 2:03:26 357. s20 e9 The Fat Man Always Rings Twice 4:50:10 356. s15 e7 High School English 3:41:49 355. s20 e2 Rock Hard 4:46:33 354. s19 e5 La Famiglia Guy 4:36:23 353. s10 e1 Lottery Fever 2:15:37 352. s8 e14 Peter-assment 1:51:36 351. s9 e17 Foreign Affairs 2:14:08 350. s18 e19 Holly Bibble 4:32:02 349. s20 e8 The Birthday Bootlegger 4:49:37 348. s12 e13 3 Acts Of God 3:03:32 347. s9 e2 Excellence In Broadcasting 1:59:35 346. s14 e6 Peter's Sister 3:28:22 345. s19 e14 The Marrying Kind 4:41:40 344. s15 e10 Passenger Fatty-Seven 3:43:20 343. s10 e21 Tea Peter 2:32:03 342. s8 e3 Spies Reminiscent Of Us 1:43:17 341. s10 e9 Grumpy Old Man 2:22:47 340. s18 e7 Heartburn 4:24:28 339. s12 e8 Christmas Guy 2:58:54 338. s18 e8 Shanksgiving 4:25:17 337. s19 e6 Meg's Wedding 4:36:38 336. s7 e16 Peter's Progress 1:40:28 335. se12 Mom's The Word 3:02:36 334. s12 e10 Grimm Job 3:00:45 333. s14 e20 Road To India 3:36:44 332. s18 e1 Yacht Rocky 4:19:14 331. s18 e20 Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) 4:32:38 330. se17 Island Adventure 4:16:11 329. s18 e9 Christmas Is Coming 4:25:55 (how does it take Santa so long to find out what Meg is doing?) 328. s18 e12 Undergrounded 4:27:47 327. s18 e5 Cat Fight 4:23:10 326. s17 e9 Pawtucket Pete 4:08:23 325. s17 e6 Stand By Meg 4:07:10 324. s16 e12 Send In Stewie 3:58:18 323. s7 e9 The Juice Is Loose 1:32:46 322. s12 e1 Finders Keepers 2:52:22 321. s10 e23 Internal Affairs 2:33:20 320. s15 e12 Peter's Def Jam 3:44:42 319. s16 e13 V Is For Mystery 3:58:53 318. s10 e7 Amish Guy 2:21:30 317. s17 e10 Hefty Shades Of Gray 4:09:00 316. s16 e18 HTTPete 4:01:42 315. s7 e11 Not All Dogs Go To Heaven 1:35:03 314. s16 e2 Foxx In The Men House 3:51:20 313. s15 e6 Hot Shots 3:41:22 312. s10 e15 Burning Down The Bayit 2:27:53 311. s8 e15 Brian Griffin's House Of Payne 1:52:21 310. s10 e22 Family Guy Viewer Mail #2 2:32:42 309. s7 e1 Love Blackually 1:24:45 308. s10 e20 Leggo My Meg-O 2:31:30 307. s6 e11 The Former Life Of Brian 1:23:06 306. s6 e10 Play It Again, Brian 1:22:33 305. s8 e18 Quagmire's Dad 1:54:59 304. s18 e3 Absolutely Babulous 4:21:16 303. s17 e14 Family Guy Lite 4:13:34 302. s20 e7 Peterschmidt Manor 4:49:10 301. s13 e2 The Book Of Joe 3:10:54 300. s17 e1 Married With Cancer 4:03:30 299. se9 And I'm Joyce Kinney 2:06:51 298. s17 e12 Bri, Robot 4:11:04 297. s11 e3 The Old Man And The Big C 2:35:43 296. s15 e8 Carter And Tricia 3:42:21 295. s20 e1 Lasik Instinct 4:46:00 294. s10 e11 The Blind Side 2:24:25 293. s12 e17 The Most Interesting Man In The World 3:06:02 292. s15 e13 The Dating Game 3:46:29 291. s10 e16 Killer Queen 2:28:38 290. s10 e12 Livin' On A Prayer 2:25:08 289. s15 e11 Gronkowsbees 3:43:57 288. s11 e8 Jesus, Mary And Joseph 2:40:16 287. s11 e17 Bigfat 2:48:01 286. s13 e15 Once Bitten 3:21:08 285. s12 e4 A Fistful Of Meg 2:55:29 284. s11 e14 Call Girl 2:45:29 283. s12 e7 Into Harmony's Way 2:58:27 282. se15 Cop And A Half-wit 3:46:58 281. s12 e9 Peter Problems 2:59:49 280. s11 e21 No Country Club For Old Men 2:51:31 279. s15 e9 How The Griffins Stole Christmas 3:42:58 278. s15 e13 The Finer Strings 3:45:22 277. s15 e1 The Boys In The Band 3:37:44 276. s12 e21 Chap Stewie 3:08:41 275. s13 e3 Baking Bad 3:11:41 274. s12 e2 Vestigial Peter 2:53:24 273. s13 e6 The 2,000 Year Old Virgin 3:14:17 272. s14 e13 An App A Day 3:32:31 271. s14 e8 Brokeback Swanson 3:29:46 270. s14 e18 The New Adventures Of Old Tom 3:35:44 269. s13 e10 Quagmire's Mom 3:17:18 268. se13 Dr. C And The Women 3:19:45 267. s14 e12 Scammed Yankees 3:32:00 266. s13 e14 #JOLO 3:20:20 265. s13 e17 Fighting Irish 3:22:36 264. s13 e9 This Little Piggy 3:16:44 263. s11 e9 Space Cadet 2:41:04 (The start of the show being really jealous of Bob's Burgers cuz.... Reasons) 262. s13 e8 Our Idiot Brian 3:16:13 ("like what the gay scientist says" "is pretty good" Did Mark say that was a pretty good joke?) 261. s13 e16 Roasted Guy 3:21:58 260. s13 e11 Encyclopedia Griffin 3:18:12 259. s13 e18 Take My Wife 3:23:20 (Perfectly fitting, especially for the season ranking) 258. s15 e2 Bookie Of The Year 3:38:42 257. s17 e7 The Griffin Winter Games 4:07:28 (I'm starting to think that the writers of the HD seasons were shocked by the fact that Meg's season 1 voice actress went on to voice Princess Elise in arguably the most infamous game of all time) 256. s17 e16 You Can't Handle The Booth! 4:15:16 255. s17 e8 Con Heiress 4:08:05 254. s13 e1 The Simpsons Guy 3:09:42 253. s10 e6 Thanksgiving 2:20:38 252. s5 e16 No Chris Left Behind 1:11:05 (The chicken fight goes on for 5 minutes cuz It'S fRoM sEaSoN 5!) 251. s14 e16 The Heartbreak Dog 3:34:10 250. s6 e2 Movin' Out (Brian's Song) 1:14:51 249. s11 e2 Ratings Guy 2:34:59 248. s14 e1 Pilling Them Softly 3:24:27 247. s15 e3 American Gigg-olo 3:39:19 246. s2 e9 If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' 21:08 245. s4 e13 Jungle Love 56:27 244. s15 e18 The Peter Principal 3:48:53 243. s9 e14 Tiegs For Two 2:11:44 242. s7 e15 Three Kings 1:39:51 241. s15 e5 Chris Has Got A Date, Date, Date, Date, Date 3:40:35 240. s15 e17 Peter's Lost Youth 3:48:20 ("Hey by the way") 239. s15 e19 Dearly Deported 3:49:25 238. s7 e13 Stew-Roids 1:36:37 (ft. Cybershell) 237. s12 e15 Secondhand Spoke 3:05:05 236. s15 e16 Saturated Fat Guy 3:47:45 235. s2 e11 A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Bucks 22:37 234. s9 e3 Welcome Back, Carter 2:00:50 233. s5 e14 No Meals On Wheels 1:09:17 232. s5 e15 Boys Do Cry 1:10:14 231. s5 e13 Bill And Peter's Bogus Journey 1:08:43 230. s11 e6 Lois Comes Out Of Her Shell 2:38:15 229. se14 Underage Peter 3:32:56 228. s2 e21 Fore, Father 30:57 227. s11 e7 Friends Without Benefits 2:39:28 226. s11 e20 Farmer Guy 2:50:09 225. s11 e18 Total Recall 2:48:51 224. s4 e18 The Father, The Son And The Holy Fonz 58:30 223. s4 e12 The Perfect Castaway 55:51 222. s11 e5 Joe's Revenge 2:37:17 221. s14 e2 Papa Has A Rolling Son 3:25:25 220. se11 The Giggity Wife 2:43:05 219. s14 e19 Run Chris, Run! 3:36:11 218. s14 e5 Peter, Chris And Brian 3:27:41 217. s12 e5 Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee 2:56:23 216. s15 e4 Inside Family Guy 3:40:00 215. s15 e20 A House Full Of Peters 3:49:54 214. s1 e4 Crash Mind Over Mutant 7:15 (Quagmire appeared in the pilot) 213. s1 e6 The Son Also Draws 9:23 212. s2 e15 Dammit, Janet! 26:21 211. s12 e18 Baby Got Black 3:06:26 210. s2 e18 E. Peterbus Unum 28:54 209. s8 e6 Quagmire's Baby 1:45:54 208. s14 e3 Guy, Robot 3:26:19 207. s20 e6 Cootie And The Blowhard 4:48:45 206. s2 e7 The King Is Dead 19:19 205. s8 e21 Partial Terms Of Endearment 1:58:01 204. s1 e5 A Hero Sits Next Door 8:29 203. s1 e3 Chitty Chitty Death Bang 5:30 202. s3 e15 Ready, Willing And Disabled 41:26 201. s2 e8 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar 20:03 200. s4 e15 Brian Goes Back To College 57:22 199. s6 e3 Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air 1:16:05 198. s6 e12 Long John Peter 1:23:51 197. s20 e5 Brief Encounter 4:48:06 196. s8 e12 Extra-Large Medium 1:50:29 195. s4 e24 Peterotica 1:01:10 194. s1 e2 I Never Met A Dead Man 3:32 193. s10 e14 Be Careful What You Fish For 2:27:00 192. s4 e11 Peter's Got Woods 55:17 191. s9 e10 Friends Of Peter G. 2:07:25 190. s8 e7 Jerome Is The New Black 1:46:42 189. s19 e12 And Then There's Fraud 4:40:20
For your convenience Worst to best episodes part 2: 188. s9 e5 Baby, You Knock Me Out 2:02:40 187. s19 e17 Young Parent Trap 4:43:42 186. s8 e19 The Splendid Source 1:55:29 185. s10 e8 Cool Hand Peter 2:22:10 184. s10 e13 Tom Tucker: A Man And His Dream 2:25:55 183. s19 e7 Wild Wild West 4:37:23 182. s19 e10 Fecal Matters 4:39:08 (includes funny sarcasm) 181. s12 e20 He's Bla-ack! 3:08:03 (Another Bob's Burgers jab) 180. s17 e9 Pawtucket Pete 4:08:23 179. se19 Family Cat 4:44:42 178. s14 e17 Take A Letter 3:34:53 177. s16 e5 Three Directors 3:53:10 176. s19 e3 Boys and Squirrels 4:35:05 175. s16 e7 Petey IV 3:55:13 174. s16 e20 Are You There God? It's Me, Peter 4:02:38 173. s20 e4 80's Guy 4:47:36 172. s10 e18 You Can't Do That On Television, Peter 2:30:12 171. s16 e3 Nanny Goats 3:51:53 170. s16 e14 Veteran Guy 3:59:09 169. s8 e13 Go Stewie, Go 1:51:09 168. s16 e19 The Unkindest Cut 4:02:18 167. s8 e9 Business Guy 1:48:21 166. s16 e4 Follow The Money 3:52:32 165. s18 e16 Start Me Up 4:30:10 164. s16 e15 The Woof Of Wall Street 4:00:08 163. s16 e8 Crimes And Meg's Demeanor 3:55:54 162. s18 e14 The Movement 4:28:53 161. se16 Family Guy Through The Years 4:00:30 160. s16 e10 Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) 3:56:56 159. s16 e6 The D In Apartment Twenty-Three 3:54:05 158. s16 e1 The Emmy Winning Episode 3:50:37 157. s13 e7 Stewie, Chris And Brian's Excellent Adventure 3:15:22 (Wtf, the music suddenly went from Planet Wisp Act 2 to the world map theme for no reason!) 156. s11 e1 Into Fat Air 2:34:21 155. s14 e4 Peternormal Activity 3:27:14 154. s3 e7 Lethal Weapons 36:20 153. s4 e3 Blind Ambition 51:12 152. s8 e10 Big Man On Hippocampus 1:49:08 151. s3 e8 The Kiss Seen 'Round The World 37:00 150. s4 e8 Eight Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter 54:05 149. s8 e11 Dial "Meg" For Murder 1:49:46 148. se2 Holy Crap! 14:14 147. s18 e6 Peter And Lois' Wedding 4:23:53 146. s18 e15 Baby Stewie 4:29:31 145. s5 e12 Airport '07 1:08:28 144. s9 e12 The Hand That Rocks The Wheelchair 2:09:30 143. s18 e11 Short Cuts 4:27:16 142. s11 e19 Save The Clam 2:49:31 141. s19 e16 Who's Brian Now? 4:42:49 140. s19 e18 Meg Goes To College 4:44:09 139. se18 Better Off Meg 4:31:30 138. s19 e15 Customer Of The Week 4:42:09 137. s18 e4 Disney's The Reboot 4:22:23 136. s18 e10 Connie's Celica 4:26:36 135. s19 e13 Peterminator 4:40:48 134. s18 e17 Coma Guy 4:30:46 133. s18 e13 Rich Old Stewie 4:28:18 132. s19 e9 The First No L 4:38:37 131. s19 e11 Boy's Best Friend 4:39:42 130. s20 e3 Must Love Dogs 4:46:53 129. s18 e2 Bri-Da 4:20:15 128. s9 e16 The Big Bang Theory 2:13:34 127. s16 e9 Don't Be A Dickens In Christmas 3:56:38 126. s19 e2 The Talented Mr. Stewie 4:34:25 125. s13 e5 Turkey Guy 3:13:19 124. s2 e1 Peter Peter Caviar Eater 13:12 123. s5 e10 Peter's Two Dads 1:07:49 122. s4 e10 Model Misbehavior 54:48 121. s4 e25 You May Now Kiss The... Guy Who Receives It 1:01:32 120. s4 e23 Deep Throats 1:00:41 119. s11 e13 Chris Cross 2:44:40 118. s19 e4 Cutawayland 4:35:43 117. s12 e3 Quagmire's Quagmire 2:54:16 116. s14 e7 Hot Pocket Dial 3:29:05 115. s19 e1 Stewie's First Word 4:33:33 114. s14 e10 Candy Quahog Marshmallow! 3:30:53 113. s2 e5 Love Thy Trophy 17:20 112. s12 e19 Meg Stinks! 3:07:01 111. s2 e14 Let's Go To The Hop 25:36 110. s2 e10 Running Mates 22:00 109. s4 e22 Sibling Rivalry 1:00:17 108. se5 Whistle While Your Wife Works 1:05:30 107. s2 e16 There's Something About Paulie 27:03 106. se3 Mr. Griffin Goes To Washington 33:29 105. s3 e9 Mr. Saturday Knight 37:40 104. s10 e4 Stewie Goes For A Drive 2:18:37 103. s14 e15 A Lot Going On Upstairs 3:33:35 102. s8 e17 Brian And Stewie 1:54:06 101. s7 e3 Road To Germany 1:27:07 100. s4 e21 I Take Thee, Quagmire 59:54 99. s3 e11 Emission Impossible 39:04 98. s7 e12 420 1:35:49 97. se7 Ocean's Three And A Half 1:31:06 96. s5 e6 Prick Up Your Ears 1:06:04 95. s5 e8 Barely Legal 1:06:53 94. s17 e4 Big Trouble In Little Quahog 4:05:57 93. s11 e12 Valentines Day In Quahog 2:43:48 92. s7 e8 Family Gay 1:32:03 91. s8 e2 Family Goy 1:42:20 90. s8 e4 Brian's Got A Brand New Bag 1:44:11 89. s11 e16 Twelve And A Half Angry Men 2:47:01 88. s11 e4 Yug Ylimaf 2:36:31 87. s16 e17 Switch The Flip 4:01:12 86. s16 e11 Dog Bites Bear 3:57:25 85. s1 e1 Death Has A Shadow 1:34 84. s8 e16 April In Quahog 1:53:15 83. s2 e20 Wasted Talent 30:14 82. s9 e8 New Kidney In Town 2:04:58 81. s7 e5 Baby Not On Board 1:28:13 80. s7 e14 We Love You, Conrad 1:38:58 79. s9 e13 Trading Places 2:10:35 78. s9 e15 Brothers And Sisters 2:12:20 (He points out one of the worst jokes) 77. s9 e11 German Guy 2:08:38 76. s7 e11 Fox-y Lady 1:33:56 75. s4 e5 The Cleveland Loretta Quagmire 52:40 74. s7 e6 Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing 1:30:17 73. s4 e6 #$*%£#(- 53:10 72. s4 e7 Brian The Bachelor 53:32 71. s5 e4 Saving Private Brian 1:05:07 70. se6 Padre De Familia 1:19:07 69. s4 e9 Breaking Out Is Hard To Do 54:30 68. s3 e21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 46:43 67. s7 e2 I Dream Of Jesus 1:26:09 66. se4 Don't Make Me Over 52:00 65. s8 e5 Hannah Banana 1:45:12 64. s11 e21 Roads To Vegas 2:50:48 63. s10 e19 Mr. And Mrs. Stewie 2:30:50 62. s17 e15 No Giggity, No Doubt 4:14:31 61. s17 e3 Pal Stewie 4:05:11 60. s11 e10 Brian's Play 2:42:03 59. s1 e7 Brian: Portrait Of A Dog 10:46 58. s3 e2 Brian Does Hollywood 32:39 57. s9 e4 Halloween On Spooner Street 2:01:48 56. s10 e17 Forget-Me-Not 2:29:27 55. s2 e3 Da Boom 15:12 54. s2 e17 He's Too Sexy For His Fat 27:45 53. s2 e12 Fifteen Minutes Of Shame 23:38 (Includes an important fact) 52. s3 e1 The Thin White Line 31:45 51. s3 e14 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father and Brother? 40:58 50. s3 e16 A Very Special Family Guy Freaking Christmas 41:55 49. s5 e17 It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) 1:11:57 48. s4 e2 Fast Times At Buddy Cianci Jr. High 50:24 47. s4 e29 Bango Was His Name-oh 1:02:50 46. s4 e17 The Fat Guy Strangler 58:03 45. s4 e20 Patriot Games 59:17 44. s4 e28 Stewie B. Goode 1:02:39 43. s4 e30 Stewie And Stu's Excellent Adventure 1:02:56 42. s5 e3 Hell Comes To Quahog 1:04:43 41. s5 e7 Chick Cancer 1:06:33 40. s5 e11 The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou 1:08:16 39. Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 48:14 38. s6 e4 Stewie Kills Lois 1:17:02 (Why the fuck does he say "kinda cool" like that? Ugh) 37. s5 e9 Road To Rupert 1:07:16 36. s9 e18 It's A Trap! 2:14:55 35. s9 e7 Road To The North Pole 2:04:16 34. s6 e9 Back To The Woods 1:21:44 33. s7 e5 The Man With Two Brians 1:29:30 32. s4 e27 Untitled Griffin Family History 1:02:15 31. s4 e14 PTV 56:51 30. s3 e20 European Road Show 46:02 29. s3 e19 Stuck Together, Torn Apart 45:19 28. s4 e1 North By North Quahog 49:38 27. s3 e4 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea 33:58 26. s4 e26 Petergeist 1:01:51 25. s8 e20 Something, Something, Dark Side 1:56:04 (ft. SpeedSuperSonic) 24. s6 e1 Blue Harvest 1:13:40 23. s6 e7 Peter's Daughter 1:20:00 22. s2 e6 Death Is A Bitch 18:26 21. s5 e2 Mother Tucker 1:04:12 20. s3 e10 A Fish Out Of Water 38:17 19. s4 e16 The Courtship Of Stewie's Father 57:34 18. s6 e8 McStroke 1:20:49 17. s3 e13 Screwed The Pooch 40:17 16. s5 e1 Stewie Loves Lois 1:03:34 15. se8 Dog Gone 1:47:46 14. s6 e5 Lois Kills Stewie 1:18:04 13. s3 e6 Death Lives 35:38 12. s4 e19 Brian Sings And Swings 58:48 11. s10 e5 Back To The Pilot 2:19:30 10. s8 e1 Road To The Multiverse 1:41:20 9. s5 e18 Meet The Quagmires 1:12:32 8. s3 e22 When You Wish Upon A Weinstein 47:19 7. s3 e12 To Love And Die In Dixie 39:27 6. s3 e5 And The Weiner Is... 34:47 5. s9 e1 And Then There Were Fewer 1:58:54 4. s2 e13 Road To Rhode Island 24:38 3. s3 e18 From Method To Madness 44:26 2. s2 e4 Brian In Love 16:18 1. s3 e17 Brian Wallows And Peter Swallows 42:40
@@undertaleislife7210 oh wait you literally did an exact copy of my comment, ok thanks for saving some of my time. My comment did get 7 likes though so you're not entirely right
Mark, you need to do “Every SpongeBob episode ranked”. Currently the most popular SpongeBob episode ranking is Cosmodore’s. I mean you already surpassed his Simpsons Episode Tier List. You can do it again Mark.
I've been wanting someone else to do a every Spongebob season rank again since Cosmodore became hated for good reason, and LS Mark is perfect for this.
Don't hold me to this, but when I have access to Paramount Plus, I'll do an multi-hour long single video ranking every SpongeBob episode. it will take several months, but it will beat the other one.
Fun fact: Seth Macfarlane was going to create a Johnny Bravo spin-off called the Adam West Show but it never got developed so Seth got West to play Mayor West due to Seth's abandoned spin-off
This is dedication right here. The Simpsons may have a lot of bad episodes, but when Family Guy is at its worst, it's actively torturous to sit through. (a shame, because I do love the better episodes, FG *can* be really funny when they try)
Nah I disagree, like I said before, if you pay attention there are a lot of good dialog jokes within Family Guy even the shittiest episode you can think of, has some line that will make me bust a gut laugh, Simpsons couldn't even do that during their golden years
Hopefully I don't offend anyone but something I wanted to point out that at 56:56, Mark said it was Saddam Hussein Stewie beat up, but it was actually Osama Bin Laden.
I like to think he has a large private theatre where he sits down by himself and watches all of the Simpsons, every Disney/Pixar movie and every Family Guy episode.
2:10:33 for those of you that don't know why the voice is different for Mark's evil doubleganger. The person who originally did the voice turned out to be a child groomer and got canceled.
Its good to know that the episode that made me stop watching is followed by the episode that made me start hating Family Guy, and its both abuse episodes.
49:47 They’re not making a joke about every show they think they're better than. They're naming every show FOX canceled while Family Guy was on hiatus. Basically saying if every single new show FOX had gets canceled had back then, Family Guy would be uncanceled
I remember there being an interview where Seth implies that the show probably should’ve ended at Season 7. And I agree with him. Seasons 2-4 and 6 were the show’s golden years, with Season 8 probably being the last season I can call “Good”.
As someone who used to edit a lot of videos myself I appreciate that detail of Brian turning off the screen after Meg is shot into space having that screen actually show the segment to the next episode you are reviewing. Nice touch!
@@patiotaiza No. I mean Meg. I said Meg is, but my voice to text messed up the words again so Megan's was on there instead. I've since corrected this since posting this reply. And yes of course I know you're referring to when Peter wrote Megatron to make Meg short for that
5:36 Its all named after death because Seth was inspired by old radio/podcast titles always being named after death topics (At least that’s what he might have said). He explained it in the first episode’s commentary with the main cast.
The only good thing about “The Peanut Butter Kid” is that Brian briefly acts like his old self, again, being the voice of reason and sticking up for the right thing.
Honestly the "This is worse than the time we were in the Clam right now" made me chuckle. It's a nice meta joke, at least more original than the usual "acknowledging what we're doing", even though it is just them saying "hey, we make cut-away gags all the time!".
Also shows Peter being kinda clever using that as transportation, reminded me of that scene where Spongebob used the bubble transition as a shortcut to the krusty krab. The meta jokes are a bit overused in FG though, they work better out of context (like much of the show)
It's so funny that Family Guy doesn't understand why Bob's Burgers is so beloved when in reality it's because BB is the opposite of Family Guy is almost every way. The Belcher's are a relatable family that love each other and get into wacky yet still plausible situations. Family Guy could never understand their grounded charm and earnestness.
Family Guy is too damn bitter now. The family in Bob's Burgers is flawed too, but still loves each other no matter what. The Family Guy family is just so unabashedly shitty to each other, now. When they do the slow zoom-ins with the emotional music, it's so empty.
Exactly, for example there's a Thanksgiving episode then the entire family is being mean to bob who just wants a normal Thanksgiving dinner, thinks happens he kind of goes a littleinsane and almost GETS SHOT, What happenned then? The entire family reacted realistically and even scared, it was such a heartwarming momment thant not only fixed the episode for me but also became one of my favourite moments of the entire show. You' will never see that on the Simpsons either nowadays
Same here, to me it's a combined rip off of the Simpsons in style and setup and South Park with its edgy topical comedy, but it fails to do either of these things as good as the Simpsons and South Park and just comes off as a cheap copy instead.
@@MouldMadeMind the copious insults and the section of family guy in bob’s burgers which is all completely made up. it’s just funny to see how one fandom and show cares so much and one won’t give them the time of day
You know, watching both reviews again, the difference in mark's attitude as the videos progress is way different. With the Simpsons he got more exhausted and bored sounding, where as with family guy he just got angry and frustrated as things went on. Interesting how things can turn out like that
@@Jim-so3zm This may be an unpopular opinion but personally I prefer older South Park to newer South Park. The older episodes just had more charm to them compared to the newer ones, it also doesn't help that it relies heavily on referencing current events which immediately dates the episodes. I guess that's an issue with the older episodes too but in those the references seemed to add to the story rather than the story revolving around the references.
"you can see the bottom of Lois's animation cel!" Because it used to be hidden on old televisions and monitors in the overscan area. You see, on CRTs, there's a border around the outside of the image. Too many people think they're spotting "errors" when it's just the digital transfer letting us see the full picture. Ideally there should be an option to view the cartoon as originally intended or with the full image (and maybe a disclaimer that it'll contain extra information on the borders that is not normally supposed to be seen.)
I will always hate how they made Quagmire the "voice of reason" as if we care about the morality of a rapist. If anything Joe shouldve been the voice of reason since he is a cop and cops are supposed to be good guys.
@Gigachad_Balls i did have a good take. I said cops are SUPPOSED to be good guys. It doesnt matter how they actually are and how people feel about them. Police officers are SUPPOSED to be good guys.
I had NO idea some of these episodes were so late in the series. It's surreal. Also seeing you suffer through this is the purest form of schadenfreude so thank you for all your hard work and suffering.
I felt that too. Granted, I first started watching the show in around 2012 when they would just randomly air both old and new episodes late at night so I associate pretty much every episode of the show I've seen with those 2012-2013 days.
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FINALLY
Mad man
Fuck yea famly gay
I’m sorry for you
@@unknownwill4th549 I sure love Family Gay
ONLY 5 hours long? Come on dude, stop half assing these vids
That's what I'm saying.
Family Guy half asses its show so it’s valid
What a funny coincidence, both of you had big projects coming out on the middle of December.
Lol 😂
@TurkeyToast That's Cap
Hey Lois remember that time Mark reviewed every episode of Family Guy?
so true
Sonic famly guy
Cybershell real
Remember when LS Mark managed to be longer than Conway Twitty?
Up to November 2021
In four years they’re gonna reference this video in the show.
“We shouldn’t do that joke. Some irish teenager on the internet will complain about it.”
That would be epic.
Epic
Next year theyre going to reference that “remember when i was sus?” video
I feel like the more obvious jab would be that it's five hours long
@@DuskLegend yes
All of Mark's current show rankings in a nutshell
Simpsons: Accepting the show's stagnant quality because of its legacy, but hopeful that the writers can turn it around with experimentation.
SpongeBob: Finds that the show is not to his tastes anymore, but still appreciates it for how good it once was and acknowledges how good the show can still occasionally be.
South Park: Feels the show has become stagnant, but still willing to stick with it and embrace its future with open arms.
Fairly OddParents: Realizes that the show was actually mostly good/decent overall despite crapping out by the last few seasons.
Family Guy: *Fuck this show.*
What of the Disney movies? I think it was shaky at first, then the got good, then AMAZING, and then they got rocky again, and the last few got REALLY bad, the ones that were really terrible being Raya, Frozen 2 (he couldn't even finish that one), Toy Story 4, and Ralph Breaks Mark's spirit and the Internet
Feels fitting, I’m inclined to agree with every reflection of each show. Definitely FOP felt like the most consistent show in its overall quality and this… well, the less said for FG the better.
@@agwarddd
I like the Packy face :3
@@matthewgillis2617 thank you! It’s surprising to see people actually know it!
@agwarddd
Bust a move 4 was my very first game I ever played, and my two favorite characters are Packy and Woolen :3
Fun fact: Seth Mcfarlane himself wanted Family Guy to end around season 7, but he continued because although so many people have said it's past its prime, every time he's mentioned the idea of ending the show, people get upset & he's aware that so many people rely on the show for work. (From a 2011 interview, around when season 10 was released)
I feel like the decline of the show is almost on purpose to drive away its fan base so that they can fizzle out, which is pretty sad tbh.
Dang
With the kind of work they put in the show, they probably don’t deserve their jobs.
@@mauriceisaac3646 Wow, ok. How old are you?
@@lautaroescarlon7501 they are a Steven universe fan not surprising
I don't think the decline was on purpose. Just that its impossible to make a good product when you don't care and are going through the motions.
It's really sad that Brian's therapist didn't become more of a recurring character. He's really likeable, helps ground the show, and he's at the center of some of the best episodes. Also wish Chris's interest art was explored more.
I need to know where you got your profile picture PLEASE
It seems the moment he was retired, Brian began his spiraling descent.
If he were to return, I'd fear he would just tell Brian to kill himself because anymore Brian's purpose in this show is perpetual misery...
He should've been the same therapist Stewie sees in Send In Stewie. Am I the only one that absolutely hated the therapist he got?
@@ethnictendo Honestly, "Send in Stewie, Please" was a huge missed opportunity to bring back Brian's therapist for a whole episode. Instead it had to revolve around Stewie.
@@garuelx8627 It’s clear Brian has problems and the therapist was helping him.
I’ll always say the shows biggest mistake was turning the Griffins from a loving but very flawed family to a family who just hates each other. Especially Peters character, like in the first few seasons they never really made it seem like he hated Meg. He was just a loving dad who did a lot of stupid things.
For real, though.
Exactly! There was a limit to how much I could stomach
"Peta You're an idiot!"
26:20 song?
Writers these days
I feel the only reason meg was ever the butt end of a joke at the beginning was that she had extremely bad luck, like how she found herself in a cult when she wanted to make a friend
In regard to the word “death” being in the title of a bunch of the earlier episodes, Seth McFarlane can be heard talking about it on the dvd commentary for season one. I believe he said the reason they did it was just because it was kind of a funny inside for the writers, but they had to stop because it started making it hard to keep track of which episode was which.
I misread the word "earlier" as "last" and immediatly thought this was gonna devolve into the oneyplays creepypasta dream
Ed, Edd n' Eddy should've did the same thing to be honest.
you're wrong.
he named them after the old 1930's era ' clickbait "
radio broadcasts./ they made no sesne whatsoeever, and thusly we're dropped after episode 3
@@GooFly-v3j 👆🏼
I like the one where Peter scrapes his knee
I too like the one where Peter scrapes his knee
I also like the one where he scrapes his knee
I like you
Agreed I like the one where Peter scrapes his knee
Me 5
Man, Peta , this is longer than the last time Mark had a consistent upload schedule
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 What?
PETA!!!!!
Don’t make me into a five hour video!!!
you did this format way better tbh
@@BigSexyBlackMans And this isn't enjoyable? I still don't think this will ever top his Every Simpsons Episode Ever Ranking Video in terms of views, but you never know.
@@andykishore I don't think that's what they meant.
Regarding the frequent uses of the word "death" or "murder" in early episode titles - Seth originally wanted the titles to parody detective shows and radio dramas of the 40s-60s, which all had serials with similar titles. It had very little to do with the content of the show and eventually they ran out of ways to shoehorn "death" into the titles so they stopped.
In interviews and on the DVD commentary of season one, MacFarlane explained that he is a fan of 1930s and 1940s radio programs, particularly the radio thriller anthology Suspense; thus the early episode had titles like "Death Has a Shadow" and "Mind Over Murder." The team eventually dropped this naming convention after the novelty wore off.
@Logan Roof petor girfin go ‘nyeyehehe hey loris’
@Logan Roof wow that's pretty fucking based
@Logan Roof WOW who knew JonTron was based.
@@ironmaskofhell1877 JonTron has been on many breaks as of late.
Music tracks he used part 1: 0:00 Sonic Generations - Casino Night DLC and 3DS Modern Casino Night 5:30 and 3:13:19 Sonic Colors Ultimate - Tropical Resort Act 1 7:15 Sonic Adventure - Windy Hill for Windy Valley Genesis remix (should have used Crash Mind Over Mutant music for this one since he acknowledged the meme that I think should be immortal) 8:29 Sonic Heroes - Seaside Hill 14:14 Sonic Unleashed - Apotos (Day) 20:04 and 1:52:21 Sonic Unleashed - Regular werehog battle theme 21:07 Sonic Colors - Sweet Mountain Act 1 22:37 and 1:54:06 Sonic Adventure - Station Square 23:39 Sonic Colors - Sweet Mountain Act 2 25:36 Sonic Colors - Tropical Resort Act 3 26:21 Planet Wisp Act 1 27:03 Sonic Colors - Aquarium Park Act 2 28:53 Sonic Mania - Chemical Plant Act 2 29:33 Super Mario Odyssey - New Donk City 30:14 Sonic Adventure 2 - Aquatic Mine 32:39 Sonic Unleashed - Spagonia (Night) 33:28 Sonic Adventure 2 - Kart Race 33:58 Sonic Adventure 2 - Eternal Engine 39:27 Sonic CD - Quartz Quadrant Present (US) 40:17 Sonic CD - Tidal Tempest Good Future (US) 40:59 Wacky Workbench Good Future (US) 47:19 Sonic Unleashed - Rooftop Run (Night) 48:14 and 1:48:21 Sonic Unleashed - Dragon Road (Night) 50:25 and 1:02:56 Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga DX - Come On! 52:00 Sonic 3 and Knuckles - Doomsday Zone remix 54:05 Sonic Colors Ultimate - Starlight Carnival Act 1 54:48 _Another_ Doomsday Zone remix 56:26 Donkey Kong Country - DK Island Swing 56:51 Mario and Luigi Paper Jam - Cheerful Interlude 57:34 Mario Kart 8 - Title screen 1:01:32 Mario Kart 8 - Sunshine Airport 1:02:50 Sonic CD - Palmtree Panic Past 1:16:05 and 1:26:09 Sonic Colors - Starlight Carnival Act 2 3:17:18 and 3:18:57 Same in Ultimate 1:17:02 Shadow the Hedgehog - I Am All of Me 1:18:04 Shadow the Hedgehog - Digital Circuit 1:24:45 Sonic Mania - Stardust Speedway Act 1 1:27:06 Sonic Adventure 2 - Pyramid Cave 1:28:13 Sonic Mania - Hydrocity Act 1 1:29:30 Sonic Heroes - System Screen: Menu 1:30:17 Sonic Forces - Chemical Plant 1:31:06 Sonic Mania - Flying Battery Act 1 1:32:03 Sonic Heroes - Sea Gate 1:38:57 Sonic Mania Plus - Pinball bonus 1:39:51 Sonic Unleashed - Rooftop Run (Day) 1:40:29 Sonic Unleashed - Skyscraper Scamper (Night) 1:41:20 and 3:09:41 Sonic Colors Ultimate - Aquarium Park Act 1 1:42:20 Sonic Adventure - Big Fish in Emerald Coast 1:43:16 Sonic Mania - Egg Reverie 1:44:11 Sonic Unleashed - Cool Edge (Day) 1:45:55 and 1:49:47 Sonic Adventure - Invincibility 1:47:46 Sonic Mania - Blue Sphere bonus 1:51:36 Sonic Mania - Metal Sonic boss 1:55:29 Sonic Mania - Metallic Madness Act 2 1:56:04 Sonic Unleashed - Windmill Isle (Day) 1:59:35 and 2:32:42 Sonic Forces - Final boss phase 1 2:01:48 and 2:31:30 Metropolitan Highway 2:02:40 and 2:30:50 Death Prison 2:03:26 and 2:30:11 Network Terminal 2:08:38 and 2:25:08 Virtual Enemies 2:04:16 and 2:29:27 Set in Motion 2:04:58 and 2:28:38 Battle With Metal Sonic 2:06:51 and 2:27:54 Red Gate Bridge 2:07:25 and 2:25:55 Battle With Infinite (First Bout) 2:09:30 and 2:24:25 Sunset Heights 2:10:35 and 2:23:21 Casino Forest 2:11:43 and 2:22:48 Faded Hills 2:12:21 Arsenal Pyramid 2:13:34 Egg Gate 2:14:08 and 2:20:38 Battle With Zavok 2:15:37 Fist Bump 2:16:24 Lost Valley (I mean ok, that was the start of the season but Battle With Zavok continued for the last 2 episodes of season 9 which was way more fitting than this) 2:17:58 Spaceport (jfc) 2:18:37 Ghost Town 2:19:30 Prison Hall 2:32:03 Iron Fortress 11:42, 31:21, 47:48, 1:03:03, 1:13:08, 1:24:18, 1:40:43, 1:58:28, 3:09:11, 4:02:57 (he technically got his wish), 4:18:50, 4:33:10, 4:45:37 and 4:50:18 Sonic Colors - Level Clear (the last one has funny rage) 2:15:20 s9 ranking 2:34:06 s10 ranking 2:51:58 s11 ranking 3:24:01 s13 ranking 3:37:26 s14 ranking 3:50:14 s15 ranking 4:59:15 Final thoughts
holy shit
@@newbNluck what?
This is prime dedication and i think thats what the first guy meant
@@luiszapamoo ok thanks
Absolute legend. This comment should be pinned. I was scrolling through the comments hoping someone posted the music for 26:24
Fun Fact: Based on the rankings at the end, the worst episodes of Season 1 and 3 rank HIGHER than the best episode of Season 15. Truly a low point of the show.
Man that’s harsh.
I do not understand how you do these without dying
Hello salt man
only on the inside
Salutations, Salt Shaker
Crack and cocaine
@@LSMark if that’s the case then I’ve die twice
From Wikipedia:
In interviews and on the DVD commentary of season one, MacFarlane explained that he is a fan of 1930s and 1940s radio programs, particularly the radio thriller anthology Suspense; thus the early episode titles "Death Has a Shadow" and "Mind Over Murder". The team eventually dropped this naming convention after the novelty wore off.
That's actually really interesting, I've listened to a few of those radio dramas and never knew that was the inspiration for the names of the episodes.
ooh that's a pretty interesting reason honestly, although thanks to that i always tought that death has a shadow was the episode with..yoou know death, the grim reaper
@@ironmaster6496 Yeah but I'm pretty sure the title was chosen after the episode was written. I just looked it up and there is an episode called " Death Has a Shadow" from the show Suspense. Not to veer off but I've actually listened to a couple of these episodes while I work and they're really good. Radio dramas in general are a really neat and in today age they're done in podcast form. I recommend the Twilight Zone radio dramas from the early 2000s. If you're not very familiar with the original show they're actually great introductions into these stories and if you're a fan of the series you might enjoy some of the small changes they've made to each episode.
Ackshualsuallsuallualslackalsucslausllcsualually - They said they had to describe the plot to each other when producing the episodes because the titles were largely unrelated to the story and it just became a slog so they switched to titles that would better identify the plot of the episode.
He also based the voice of quagmire off of the ads that used to play during them
Stewie wasn't teaching the girl to "not talk British". He was teaching her to speak proper. She was speaking a certain dialect that was considered uncouth. This storyline is directly taken from a book/movie.
Yeah tbh I thought that story was on the nose so I'm surprised it can go over people's heads.
This video is made by a zoomer so pretty much every reference went over their head sadly
Speaking of, the big Peter speech was a reference to the movie Planes Trains and Automobiles, and the Stewie walking on the live action road was a reference to the old Hulk show. I feel better lol
@@fkaHAPPY Him confusing Osama Bin Laden with Saddam Hussein made me do a double take lol.
It’s from fair lady with Audrey Hepburn and Rex Harrison who is the person stewies voiced is based on
Family Guy having significantly less episodes yet this being only an hour shorter than The Simpsons video is fucking hilarious.
Thanks for having me. 💰
family guy simply has too much substance
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 What does this have to do with the comment?
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 and do you actually got any proof of that mr roof?
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 why do leftists always try to randomly accuse people of being "Evil Fascist bigots" with no evidence or proof just because they said something they dont agree with??? 😂 Go back to twitter
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 There's actually quite a lot of evidence, he even explicitly advocated for whites to remain the majority in the US. Go back to pol, incel
The episode about Brian seeing his neighbor commit a murder from his apartment while crippled is not stolen from the Simpsons. Both shows did it as an homage to "Rear Window" a film by Hitchcock from 1954 with the exact same plot
Additionally, the FOX sitcom Raising Hope and Teen Titans Go also had episodes parodying the original Hitchcock film. Quite wacky.
It seems like more of a movie trope now. It's also used in one of the "9-1-1" episodes and, judging by the trailer, the movie "The woman in the window"
Home Movies had an episode parodying it too
bro thank god someone said it
Castle also did something similar but that had a good twist
I really liked the old dynamic Peter and Meg had. The way Peter would care and do his best for her because she’s his daughter while simultaneously mocking her was a great balance.
yeah they shit on meg well earlier
@Josean Cedillo Yeah I’m not a fan of that aspect either, especially as for me Meg is the most likeable aside from Stewie
What about the new season between Meg and Peter relationship there
@@Prestonthefoxnow Meg is like a respected wild card since she came back from prison and confronted her family
@Josean Cedillo yeah it’s so annoying how every time she tries to stand up for herself, the entire family falls apart because she’s being too “assertive” or “violent”. But the other characters have done way worse things? It’s dumb
*Top 10 episodes of Family Guy:*
10) 1:41:21 Road to the Multiverse
9) 1:12:33 Meet the Quagmires
8) 47:20 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
7) 39:28 To Love and Die In Dixie
6) 34:47 And the Weiner Is Season
5) 1:58:54 And Then There Were Fewer
4) 24:39 Road to Rhode Island
3) 44:27 From Method to Madness Season
2) 16:19 Brian in Love Season
1) 42:41 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Do you want to type the season and episode numbers or not?
@ShadowtheUA-camr523 why don't you do it then
@@GoldenKirby I actually did.
@@ShadowtheUA-camr523 Pog
noce
I don't know if Mark will see this, but I'm really glad you said what you said about "Seahorse Seashell Party". I watched this show religiously when I was a kid and being regularly abused, and when I saw Meg say that she needed to be the lightning rod for her family's abuse and Brian tell her how mature and right she was for coming to that conclusion, I internalized that and readily accepted my abuse so my family could "keep functioning". This show has said some truly awful things and broadcast some awful messages, but the utter sincerity of this episode's moral of "it's okay for a family to abuse a member just so they don't take things out on each other" is unforgivable.
Jesus christ, hope you're ok now
@Peter John YTP yeah i guess you did, not very relevant to the convo though
Hope you're okay these days, man/ma'am.
Ok, but why are you looking for moral lessons on Family guy? What were you expecting???
@@thelasthellfish3166 They explained they were a kid, children have pretty impressionable minds.
"Pea Tear Griffin" is possible my favorite joke of the whole show. Thank you for putting it in the video and reminding me about it. Haven't watched the show in years and love to see it again
The one that made me laugh the most is the Michael Jackson Groin Treatment joke
What LS Mark never realized was that due to him becoming more and more angry at the show’s decline in quality, it was actually a long con metaphor for the chicken fight getting more and more ridiculous. Therefore, this whole video is a 5 hour version of the chicken fight with Mark as the Chicken and Family Guy as Peter
holy shit are you jimmy neutron
What a intense sexual deconstruction of family guy it's amazing.
holy cow it's dexter laboratory
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THINKING THIS!
"Boy this is worse than the time the show got ranked by LS Mark!"
*Cue a 5 hour cutaway gag*
Scary part is that this isnt too far off from the actual cutaway quality
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. LS Mark
0:00 Intro
*SEASON 1*
1:36 Death Has A Shadow (S1E1)
3:33 I Never Met The Dead Man (S1E2)
5:32 Chitty Chitty Death Bang (S1E3)
7:18 Mind Over Murder (S1E4)
8:31 A Hero Sits Next Door (S1E5)
9:25 The Son Also Draws (S1E6)
10:47 Brian: Portrait Of A Dog (S1E7)
11:44 Season 1 Ranking
12:09 Manscaped Ad Starts
13:11 Manscaped Ad Ends
*SEASON 2*
13:13 Peter Peter, Caviar Eater (S2E1)
14:16 Holy Crap! (S2E2)
15:14 Da Boom (S2E3)
16:20 Brian In Love (S2E4)
17:21 Love Thy Trophy (S2E5)
18:28 Death Is A B#### (S2E6)
19:21 The King Is Dead (S2E7)
20:05 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (S2E8)
21:08 If I’m Dyin, I’m Lyin’ (S2E9)
22:01 Running Mates (S2E10)
22:39 A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Bucks (S2E11)
23:41 Fifteen Minutes Of Shame (S2E12)
24:39 Road To Rhode Island (S2E13)
25:38 Let’s Go To The Hop (S2E14)
26:23 D#####, Janet! (S2E15)
27:05 There’s Something About Paulie (S2E16)
27:45 He’s Too Sexy Fir His Fat (S2E17)
28:55 E. Peterbus Unum (S2E18)
29:35 The Story On Page One (S2E19)
30:16 Wasted Talent (S2E20)
31:00 Fore Father (S2E21)
31:23 Season 2 Ranking
*SEASON 3*
31:47 The Thin White Line (S3E1)
32:40 Brain Does Hollywood (S3E2)
33:30 Mr. Griffin Goes To Hollywood (S3E3)
34:00 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (S3E4)
34:48 And The Weiner Is… (S3E5)
35:39 Death Lives (S3E6)
36:21 Lethal Weapons (S3E7)
37:02 The Kiss Seen ‘Round The World (S3E8)
37:43 Mr. Saturday Knight (S3E9)
38:20 A Fish Out Of Water (S3E10)
39:07 Emission Impossible (S3E11)
39:29 To Love And Die In Dixie (S3E12)
40:19 Screwed The Pooch (S3E13)
41:01 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father, Brother? (S3E14)
41:26 Ready, Willing And Disabled (S3E15)
41:59 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas (S3E16)
42:44 Brian Wallows And Peter’s Swallows (S3E16)
Update: UA-cam deleted like half of the comment so I will type all the comment on a 3rd party app and copy paste it here. Until then y’all can chat in the comments below.
Current Season I’m Working On: 4
Update: This is taking way to long and I have other stuff to do. I will have to give up. I’m sorry. I won’t delete this comment though.
I can tell you're still working on this but you're doing amazing work.
@@MyNameIsNotSmith thanks. I still have a lot to go. Wish me luck.
@@tahnis_walart how about I wish you vitality instead?
@ what does that mean?
Edit: Just looked it up. Means being strong.
LS Mark never pins these comments sadly.
If they wanted to kill off Brian for a while, they should've had him die at the beginning of a season, and be bought back at the end of a season, with the in-between being focused on building up a friendship between Stewie and Vinnie.
South Park already did that with Kenny
Although that is what south park did, it’s probably the only good way to handle it, other than actually keeping him dead
Exactly. Also kinda sets the tone for the season saying “this one’s gonna be a little different.” Having it in the middle of the season was jarring. If you took out the episodes where Brian was dead, it’s literally just like any other season of family guy. Now I feel like they don’t wanna risk anything in the writing. The show really hasn’t changed since season 12.
They killed him off because of the voice actors death then brought him back because the fans and probably rating got all fucked.
@@cngotham4111 Seth MacFarlane died!? So how come he's still playing Peter, stewie and quagmire in the new episodes. I'm pretty sure he's still playing Brian too.
5:46 You're correct, Seth once said in a interview (in 2007) he wanted every episode to center around death in some way but his team wasn't entirely for that idea so it was scrapped.
It was the 2007
@@ccmemes5898 oh thx I'll edit it
In interviews and on the DVD commentary of season one, MacFarlane explained that he is a fan of 1930s and 1940s radio programs, particularly the radio thriller anthology Suspense; thus the early episode titles "Death Has a Shadow" and "Mind Over Murder." The team eventually dropped this naming convention after the novelty wore off.
@Logan Roof ok leftist
@Logan Roof JonTron goes on many breaks now. I think he's fine.
Music tracks he used part 2: 2:34:21 and 2:54:16 Sonic Mania - Menu 2:34:59 and 3:05:31 Sonic Mania - Chemical Plant Act 1 2:35:44 and 3:05:06 Act 2 2:36:31 and 2:56:23 Studiopolis Act 1 2:37:17 and 3:02:36 Act 2 2:38:15 and 2:55:30 Flying Battery Act 1 2:39:28 and 2:52:22 Act 2 2:40:16 Metal Sonic boss 2:41:04 Hydrocity Act 1 2:42:03 Act 2 2:43:04 Mirage Saloon Act 1 (Sonic) 2:44:40 Act 2 2:45:29 and 3:04:27 Sonic Generations - Modern Seaside Hill 2:46:23 Sonic Generations - Modern Crisis City 2:48:02 and 3:03:32 Modern Rooftop Run 2:48:50 Modern Planet Wisp 2:49:31 and 2:57:03 Classic Time Eater 2:50:47, 2:58:54 and 3:00:45 Mission (Balloon Park) 2:51:31 and 3:01:39 Mission (Quick Race) 2:59:49 Mission (Super Sonic Racing) 3:06:02 Sonic Colors - Tropical Resort Act 1 3:06:26 Sonic Colors - Vs. Rotatatron and Refreshinator 3:07:01 Tropical Resort Act 3 3:11:42 and 3:14:16 Planet Wisp Act 1 (Ultimate) 3:12:32 and 3:15:22 Act 2 3:16:13 Reach for the Stars 3:19:45 Starlight Carnival Act 3 3:21:57 Vs. Captain and Admiral Jelly 3:22:36 Vs. Orcan and Skullian 3:23:20 Vs. Rotatatron and Refreshinator (Ultimate) 3:25:26 Sonic R - Can You Feel The Sunshine 3:26:19 Sonic R - Diamonds In The Sky (I like how he uses these 2 tracks as he likes the start of the season) 3:27:14 Sonic Adventure 2 - It Doesn't Matter 3:27:42 and 3:37:44 Believe In Myself 3:28:22 Unknown From M. E. 3:29:05 Fly In The Freedom 3:29:46 Throw It All Away 3:30:13 and 3:40:34 E. G. G. M. A. N 3:30:54 and 3:45:22 SA2 Main Riff 3:31:29 and 3:49:26 Crazy Gadget 3:32:00 and 3:42:58 Pyramid Cave 3:32:31 Green Forest 3:32:57 and 3:47:46 Metal Harbor 3:33:35 and 3:41:21 City Escape 3:34:09 and 3:43:57 Mission Street 3:34:53 and 3:38:42 Kart Race 3:35:44 and 3:39:20 Death Chamber 3:36:11 and 3:46:58 Meteor Herd 3:36:45 White Jungle 3:54:05 Crash Twinsanity - Iceberg Lab 4:04:23 Yoshi's Island - Fortress/castle 4:05:11 Angry Birds theme 4:06:37 Touhou 6: Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil - Cirno's theme ~ The Beloved Tomboyish Girl 4:07:10 Crash Bash - Pogo-a-Gogo 4:11:49 Donkey Kong Country 2 - Stickerbrush Symphony (the most painful irony of the entire video) 4:13:34 Super Mario Galaxy - Melty Molten Galaxy 4:29:32 Sonic 3 - Hydrocity Act 1 4:32:37 Donkey Kong Country 3 - Sub-map Shuffle 4:36:24 Scrybe of Magicks - Inscryption 4:36:38 Mario Party Superstars - Peach's Birthday Cake (last 5 turns) 4:37:23 Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga DX - Teehee Valley 4:39:08 Mario Kart 8 - Toad's Harbor 4:40:20 Mario Sports Mix - Bowser Jr.'s Boulevard 4:41:39 SpongeBob Battle For Bikini Bottom - Jellyfish Fields 4:42:49 Mario Kart DS - Waluigi Pinball 4:44:09 Mario and Luigi Partners in Time - Gritzy Desert 4:45:21 Super Mario 3D World - Bowser Land 4:46:53 Crash 3 - Warp Room 4:48:06 DKC3 - Lake Orangatanga 4:48:45 Crash 2 - Sewer level
@timeless124 do you love Mario then?
The amount of times songs just repeat in quick succession around this point aggravate me so much
@@WyattD03 yeah but I guess he was just that exhausted around season 9.
Do you know how to find 1:20:50
And 4:07:28
It's interesting to see the early episodes and see intended hallmarks of the show that were abandoned really early on in the series and completely forgotten after the show's first cancellation, (i.e. Brian's psychologist, Chris' passion for making art, Brian's original family from his farm back in Texas, Meg's crush on Kevin, the Viewer Mail episodes, etc.) I wonder what these story arcs would turn out of they continued on throughout the series.
I forgot about the viewer mail episodes, those were some of my favvouites.
@@pissqueendanniella4688 yea they were cool i kind of think they kept the idea tho they just turneded it into what they do when family guy does parody episodes themed after stuff like classic disney stories or the ome where they paeodied old books in sets of 3 stories each
In addition to degrading Brian's character over the course of the show's run, I also really dislike how they completely ruined Joe's characterization. He started out as this glass-half-full, handy-capable officer of the law who was also a genuine family man. I have a particular dislike for Bonnie as I feel her character was dragged down even harder to the point where she was practically there to be unpleasant.
Joe never used to lament his condition (for the most part) and now he begs for death and is treated by everyone as less than human at best. They did all they could to tear down a character who didn't deserve it. At least Brian had flaws that they built off of, but Joe was the exact opposite of everything they turned him into. I could go on in regards to many other issues I have about the various cases of character assassination, but if I did this comment would take the same amount of time to read through as the video it's attached to lol :P
No no I'm actually interested in your perspective and opinions so if you wanted to keep going... 👀😊
I hate how he used to be the bad-ass amongst the guys, now he's treated as this depressing loser invalid who can't do anything for himself.
@@leojamison3768 Well thanks :D I'm glad you find what I have to say to be worth your time. If I were to sum up a couple other complaints about the show and it's development over the years I would be remiss not to mention that the turn of Peter and Lois's marriage from a happy union between a well-meaning, likeable doofus and a loving mother with a whole lot of patience into an unhappy and sullen marriage between two people who can barely stand each other.
Do you remember a time when Lois was overall likeable? I barely do at this rate. Peter lost his zest for life a long time ago and basically any and all life from the show is basically sapped. The humor fails because of these changes quite frankly. Lastly, the show often makes jokes about how little they care anymore, which isn't funny.
All in all, it's not even that they don't try, but that they go to the effort of intentionally making these changes as if they want us to hate it. I can't help but wonder if they are daring someone to terminate the show at this point.
Anyway, thanks for reading this and I hope that you are doing well in all aspects of life. :)
@@conormurnane6457 Absolutely! It's one of my bigger complaints about the show as it stands. If there is any character that deserves their former dignity it's Joe. As much as I hate how they ruined Brian and his potential as a character, you can kind of see how they got there because they had a fair few flaws to shift to use against him, but Joe was always incredibly likeable and basically not only an action-ready officer of the law but also a pillar of the community. He deserves so much better.
@@loneronin6813 completely agree I have been reading your comments the show makes jokes about how they don’t care and as a fan how am I supposed to care if not even they do
I watched the entirety of the simpson's one, gonna sit down with some food for this one.
god speed marky.
You're gonna need a lot of food 😋
Don't forget the Disney one
And drinks.
These are the best for when you have to get stuff done. I made lunch, did dishes, a face mask and laundry. I'm still watching and I'm still busy 💖
Can't wait for south park
"Why should I care about that Lois is going to fuck Jesus” is the funniest line I have ever heard.
“If you’re going to be offensive, at least be funny” is a great piece of advice tbh
It reminds me of a line in the Filthy Frank song "I Will Get a Vasectomy" where he says "If you're gonna be racist at least be original"
That piece of advice is arguably the point of the trope “Crosses the line twice”.
Genuinely, I've hears offensive jokes directly targeted at me that was too funny for me to not laugh at but if the joke is just "haha offensive!" it's not funny.
I think a main issue is people think dark humour can just be "it's funny because it's X" passes as a joke when at it's core, there's no real joke made.
100%, people think it's "funny because people are offended" which is just lazy punchline. No it should be funny when it makes people laugh regardless of they think it's offensive or not @@swiftlyaswiftie
TIMESTAMPS, Part 1:
1:34 - S1E1, Death Has a Shadow
3:32 - S1E2, I Never Met the Dead Man
5:30 - S1E3, Chitty Chitty Death Bang
7:15 - S1E4, Mind Over Murder
8:29 - S1E5, A Hero Sits Next Door
9:22 - S1E6, The Son Also Draws
10:46 - S1E7, Brian: Portrait of a Dog
12:24-13:10 - AD BREAK
13:11 - S2E1, Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
14:14 - S2E2, Holy Crap!
15:12 - S2E3, Da Boom
16:17 - S2E4, Brian in Love
17:19 - S2E5, Love Thy Trophy
18:26 - S2E6, Death Is a B*tch (RIP Norm MacDonald)
19:19 - S2E7, The King Is Dead
20:04 - S2E8, I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
21:06 - S2E9, If I’m Dyin’, I’m Lyin’
21:59 - S2E10, Running Mates
22:38 - S2E11, A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks
23:39 - S2E12, Fifteen Minutes of Shame
24:37 - S2E13, Road to Rhode Island
25:36 - S2E14, Let’s Go to the Hop
26:21 - S2E15, Dammit Janet
27:03 - S2E16, There’s Something About Paulie
27:43 - S2E17, He’s Too Sexy for His Fat
28:53 - S2E18, E. Peterbus Unum
29:33 - S2E19, The Story on Page One
30:14 - S2E20, Wasted Talent (Peter hurts his knee!)
30:57 - S2E21, Fore, Father
31:44 - S3E1, The Thin White Line (Part 1)
32:39 - S3E2, Brian Does Hollywood (Part 2)
33:28 - S3E3, Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
33:57 - S3E4, One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
34:46 - S3E5, And the Wiener Is…
35:37 - S3E6, Death Lives
36:19 - S3E7, Lethal Weapons
37:00 - S3E8, The Kiss Seen Around the World
37:39 - S3E9, Mr. Saturday Knight
38:17 - S3E10, A Fish Out of Water
39:04 - S3E11, Emission Impossible
39:27 - S3E12, To Love and Die in Dixie
40:17 - S3E13, Screwed the Pooch
40:59 - S3E14, Peter Griffin: Husband, Father… Brother?!
41:24 - S3E15, Ready, Wiling, and Disabled
41:55 - S3E16, A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas
42:40 - S3E17, Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
44:26 - S3E18, From Method to Madness
45:19 - S3E19, Stuck Together, Torn Apart
46:02 - S3E20, Road to Europe
46:43 - S3E21, Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
47:18 - S3E22, When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
48:15 - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
49:37 - S4E1, North by North Quahog
50:24 - S4E2, Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
51:12 - S4E3, Blind Ambition
52:00 - S4E4, Don’t Make Me Over
52:40 - S4E5, The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
53:10 - S4E6, Pe…
53:32 - S4E7, Brian the Bachelor
54:05 - S4E8, 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
54:30 - S4E9, Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
54:48 - S4E10, Model Misbehavior
55:17 - S4E11, Peter’s Got Woods
55:51 - S4E12, Perfect Castaway
56:26 - S4E13, Jungle Love
56:51 - S4E14, PTV
57:22 - S4E15, Brian Goes Back to College
57:34 - S4E16, The Courtship of Stewie’s Father
58:02 - S4E17, The Fat Guy Strangler
58:30 - S4E18, The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
58:47 - S4E19, Brian Sings and Swings
59:16 - S4E20, Patriot Games
59:54 - S4E21, I Take Thee Quagmire
1:00:17 - S4E22, Sibling Rivalry
1:00:40 - S4E23, Deep Throats [ding fries are done]
1:01:10 - S4E24, Peterotica
1:01:31 - S4E25, You May Now Kiss the… Uh… Guy Who Receives
1:01:51 - S4E26, Petergeist
1:02:16 - S4E27, The Griffin Family History
1:02:39 - S4E28, Stewie B. Goode (Part 1 of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story)
1:02:50 - S4E29, Bango Was His Name, Oh! (Part 2 of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story)
1:02:57 - S4E30, Stu and Stewie’s Excellent Adventure (Part 3 of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story)
1:03:34 - S5E1, Stewie Loves Lois
1:04:13 - S5E2, Mother Tucker
1:04:43 - S5E3, Hell Comes to Quahog
1:05:05 - S5E4, Saving Private Brian
1:05:30 - S5E5, Whistle While Your Wife Works
1:06:05 - S5E6, Prick Up Your Ears
1:06:33 - S5E7, Chick Cancer
1:06:53 - S5E8, Barely Legal
1:07:16 - S5E9, Road to Rupert
1:07:49 - S5E10, Peter’s Two Dads
1:08:16 - S5E11, The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
1:08:28 - S5E12, Airport ‘07
1:08:44 - S5E13, Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey
1:09:17 - S5E14, No Meals on Wheels
1:10:14 - S5E15, Boys Do Cry
1:11:04 - S5E16, No Chris Left Behind
1:11:57 - S5E17, It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
1:12:32 - S5E18, Meet the Quagmires
1:13:37 - S6E1, Blue Harvest
1:14:51 - S6E2, Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)
1:16:05 - S6E3, Believe It or Not, Joe’s Walking on Air
1:17:02 - S6E4, Stewie Kills Lois (Part 1)
1:18:04 - S6E5, Lois Kills Stewie (Part 2)
1:19:07 - S6E6, Padre de Familia
1:20:00 - S6E7, Peter’s Daughter
1:20:50 - S6E8, McStroke
1:21:44 - S6E9, Back to the Woods
1:22:33 - S6E10, Play It Again, Brian
1:23:06 - S6E11, The Former Life of Brian
1:23:51 - S6E12, Long John Peter
1:24:44 - S7E1, Love, Blactually
1:26:08 - S7E2, I Dream of Jesus
1:27:06 - S7E3, Road to Germany
1:28:13 - S7E4, Baby Not on Board
1:29:30 - S7E5, The Man with Two Brians
1:30:17 - S7E6, Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
1:31:06 - S7E7, Ocean’s Three and a Half
1:32:03 - S7E8, Family Gay
1:32:46 - S7E9, The Juice Is Loose
1:33:55 - S7E10, FOX-y Lady
1:35:03 - S7E11, Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
1:35:30 - S7E12, 42- wait, hold on
1:35:48 - ok there we go. S7E12, 420
1:36:37 - S7E13, Stew-Roids
1:38:58 - S7E14, We Love You, Conrad
1:39:51 - S7E15, Three Kings
1:40:29 - S7E16, Peter’s Progress
1:41:18 - S8E1, Road to the Multiverse
1:42:19 - S8E2, Family Goy
1:43:16 - S8E3, Spies Reminiscent of Us
1:44:10 - S8E4, Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag
1:45:12 - S8E5, Hannah Banana
1:45:54 - S8E6, Quagmire’s Baby
1:46:42 - S8E7, Jerome Is the New Black
1:47:46 - S8E8, Dog Gone
1:48:20 - S8E9, Business Guy
1:49:08 - S8E10, Big Man on Hippocampus
1:49:45 - S8E11, Dial Meg for Murder
1:50:28 - S8E12, Extra Large Medium
1:51:08 - S8E13, Go, Stewie, Go!
1:51:35 - S8E14, Peter-assment
1:52:21 - S8E15, Brian Griffin’s House of Payne
1:53:14 - S8E16, April in Quahog
1:54:06 - S8E17, Brian & Stewie
1:54:59 - S8E18, Quagmire’s Dad
1:55:28 - S8E19, The Splendid Source
1:56:04 - S8E20, Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
1:58:01 - S8E21, Partial Terms of Endearment
1:58:53 - S9E1, And Then There Were Fewer
1:59:36 - S9E2, Excellence in Broadcasting
2:00:49 - S9E3, Welcome Back, Carter
2:01:48 - S9E4, Halloween on Spooner Street
2:02:40 - S9E5, Baby, You Knock Me Out
2:03:26 - S9E6, Brian Writes a Bestseller
2:04:16 - S9E7, Road to the North Pole
2:04:58 - S9E8, New Kidney in Town
2:06:51 - S9E9, And I’m Joyce Kinney
2:07:24 - S9E10, Friends of Peter G.
2:08:38 - S9E11, German Guy
2:09:30 - S9E12, The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
2:10:35 - S9E13, Trading Places
2:11:43 - S9E14, Tiegs for Two
2:12:21 - S9E15, Brothers & Sisters
2:13:34 - S9E16, The Big Bang Theory
2:14:08 - S9E17, Foreign Affairs
2:14:56 - S9E18, It’s a Trap!
2:15:37 - S10E1, Lottery Fever
2:16:24 - S10E2, Seahorse Seashell Party
2:17:59 - S10E3, Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
2:18:38 - S10E4, Stewie Goes for a Drive
2:19:31 - S10E5, Back to the Pilot
2:20:39 - S10E6, Thanksgiving
2:21:30 - S10E7, Amish Guy
2:22:10 - S10E8, Cool Hand Peter
2:22:48 - S10E9, Grumpy Old Man
2:23:21 - S10E10, Meg and Quagmire
2:24:25 - S10E11, The Blind Side
2:25:09 - S10E12, Livin’ on a Prayer (intro is a parody of “Little House on the Prairie,” btw)
2:25:55 - S10E13, Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
2:27:00 - S10E14, Be Careful What You Fish For
2:27:53 - S10E15, Burning Down the Bayit
2:28:38 - S10E16, Killer Queen
2:29:27 - S10E17, Forget-Me-Not
2:30:12 - S10E18, You Can’t Do That on Television, Peter
2:30:50 - S10E19, Mr. and Mrs. Stewie
2:31:30 - S10E20, Leggo My Meg-O
2:32:02 - S10E21, Tea Peter
2:32:42 - S10E22, Family Guy Viewer Mail #2
2:33:19 - S10E23, Internal Affairs
TIMESTAMPS, Part 2:
2:34:21 - S11E1, Into Fat Air
2:35:00 - S11E2, Ratings Guy
2:35:43 - S11E3, The Old Man and the Big ‘C’
2:36:30 - S11E4, yuG ylimaF
2:37:18 - S11E5, Joe’s Revenge
2:38:15 - S11E6, Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
2:39:28 - S11E7, Friends Without Benefits
2:40:16 - S11E8, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
2:41:04 - S11E9, Space Cadet
2:42:03 - S11E10, Brian’s Play
2:43:05 - S11E11, The Giggity Wife
2:43:47 - S11E12, Valentine’s Day in Quahog
2:44:40 - S11E13, Chris Cross
2:45:29 - S11E14, Call Girl
2:46:22 - S11E15, Turban Cowboy
2:47:01 - S11E16, 12 and a Half Angry Men
2:48:01 - S11E17, Bigfat
2:48:50 - S11E18, Total Recall
2:49:31 - S11E19, Save the Clam
2:50:08 - S11E20, Farmer Guy
2:50:47 - S11E21, Roads to Vegas
2:51:31 - S11E22, No Country Club for Old Men
2:52:22 - S12E1, Finders Keepers
2:53:24 - S12E2, Vestigial Peter
2:54:16 - S12E3, Quagmire’s Quagmire
2:55:29 - S12E4, A Fistful of Meg
2:56:23 - S12E5, Boopa-dee, Bappa-dee
2:57:03 - S12E6, Life of Brian [Brian, LOOK OUT!]
2:58:27 - S12E7, Into Harmony’s Way
2:58:54 - S12E8, Christmas Guy
2:59:49 - S12E9, Peter Problems
3:00:45 - S12E10, Grimm Job
3:01:39 - S12E11, Brian’s a Bad Father
3:02:36 - S12E12, Mom’s the Word
3:03:33 - S12E13, 3 Acts of God
3:04:27 - S12E14, Fresh Heir
3:05:05 - S12E15, Secondhand Spoke
3:05:30 - S12E16, Herpe the Love Sore [nooooo]
3:06:01 - S12E17, The Most Interesting Man in the World
3:06:25 - S12E18, Baby Got Black
3:07:00 - S12E19, Meg Stinks!
3:08:03 - S12E20, He’s Bla-ack!
3:08:41 - S12E21, Chap Stewie
3:09:41 - S13E1, The Simpsons Guy (AKA, The Famsons)
3:10:54 - S13E2, The Book of Joe
3:11:41 - S13E3, Baking Bad
3:12:32 - S13E4, Brian the Closer
3:13:19 - S13E5, Turkey Guys
3:14:16 - S13E6, The 2000-Year-Old Virgin
3:15:22 - S13E7, Stewie, Chris, & Brian’s Excellent Adventure
3:16:13 - S13E8, Our Idiot Brian
3:16:43 - S13E9, This Little Piggy
3:17:17 - S13E10, Quagmire’s Mom
3:18:12 - S13E11, Encyclopedia Griffin
3:18:57 - S13E12, Stewie Is Enceinte
3:19:45 - S13E13, Dr. C and the Women
3:20:20 - S13E14, #JOLO
3:21:08 - S13E15, Once Bitten
3:21:57 - S13E16, Roasted Guy
3:22:36 - S13E17, Fighting Irish
3:23:19 - S13E18, Take My Wife
3:24:25 - S14E1, Pilling Them Softly
3:25:25 - S14E2, Papa Has a Rollin’ Son
3:26:19 - S14E3, Guy, Robot
3:27:14 - S14E4, Peternormal Activity
3:27:42 - S14E5, Peter, Chris, & Brian
3:28:22 - S14E6, Peter’s Sister
3:29:05 - S14E7, Hot Pocket-Dial
3:29:46 - S14E8, Brokeback Swanson
3:30:14 - S14E9, A Shot in the Dark
3:30:53 - S14E10, Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
3:31:30 - S14E11, The Peanut Butter Kid
3:32:00 - S14E12, Scammed Yankees
3:32:32 - S14E13, An App a Day
3:32:57 - S14E14, Underage Peter
3:33:33 - S14E15, A Lot Going on Upstairs
3:34:09 - S14E16, The Heartbreak Dog
3:34:53 - S14E17, Take a Letter
3:35:44 - S14E18, The New Adventures of Old Tom
3:36:11 - S14E19, Run, Chris, Run
3:36:45 - S14E20, Road to India
3:37:43 - S15E1, The Boys in the Band
3:38:42 - S15E2, Bookie of the Year
3:39:19 - S15E3, American Gigg-olo
3:40:00 - S15E4, Inside Family Guy
3:40:35 - S15E5, Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
3:41:22 - S15E6, Hot Shots
3:41:48 - S15E7, High School English
3:42:20 - S15E8, Carter and Tricia
3:42:58 - S15E9, How the Griffin Stole Christmas
3:43:21 - S15E10, Passenger Fatty-Seven
3:43:57 - S15E11, Gronkowsbees
3:44:43 - S15E12, Peter’s Def Jam
3:45:22 - S15E13, The Finer Strings (editing error)
3:46:29 - S15E14, The Dating Game
3:46:58 - S15E15, Cop and a Half-wit
3:47:46 - S15E16, Saturated Fat Guy
3:48:20 - S15E17, Peter’s Lost Youth (editing error)
3:48:52 - S15E18, The Peter Principal
3:49:25 - S15E19, Dearly Deported
3:49:54 - S15E20, A House Full of Peters
3:50:36 - S16E1, Emmy-Winning Episode
3:51:20 - S16E2, Foxx in the Men House
3:51:53 - S16E3, Nanny Goats
3:52:31 - S16E4, Follow the Money
3:53:08 - S16E5, Three Directors
3:54:05 - S16E6, The D in Apartment 23
3:55:13 - S16E7, Petey IV
3:55:55 - S16E8, Crimes and Meg’s Demeanor
3:56:38 - S16E9, Don’t Be a Dickens at Christmas
3:56:56 - S16E10, Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
3:57:25 - S16E11, Dog Bites Bear
3:58:18 - S16E12, Send in Stewie, Please
3:58:53 - S16E13, V Is for Mystery
3:59:08 - S16E14, Veteran Guy
4:00:08 - S16E15, The Woof of Wall Street
4:00:29 - S16E16, Family Guy Through the Years
4:01:12 - S16E17, Switch the Flip
4:01:43 - S16E18, ete - whoops i mean… HTTPete
4:02:18 - S16E19, The Unkindest Cut
4:02:39 - S16E20, Are You There God? It’s Me, Peter
4:03:30 - S17E1, Married… with Cancer (Part 1)
4:04:23 - S17E2, Dead Dog Walking (Part 2)
4:05:10 - S17E3, Pal Stewie
4:05:56 - S17E4, Big Trouble in Little Quahog
4:06:37 - S17E5, Regarding Carter
4:07:10 - S17E6, Stand by Meg
4:07:28 - S17E7, The Griffin Winter Games
4:08:05 - S17E8, Con Heiress
4:08:23 - S17E9, Pawtucket Pete (RIP Carrie Fisher)
4:08:59 - S17E10, Hefty Shades of Gray (Part 1)
4:09:40 - S17E11, Trump Guy (Part 2)
4:11:04 - S17E12, Bri, Robot
4:11:49 - S17E13, Trans-Fat
4:13:35 - S17E14, Family Guy Lite
4:14:32 - S17E15, No Giggity, No Doubt
4:15:16 - S17E16, You Can’t Handle the Booth!
4:16:10 - S17E17, Island Adventure
4:17:00 - S17E18, Throw It Away
4:17:31 - S17E19, Girl, Internetted
4:18:07 - S17E20, Adam West High (RIP Adam West)
4:19:13 - S18E1, Yacht Rocky
4:20:15 - S18E2, Bri-Da
4:21:16 - S18E3, Absolutely Babulous
4:22:22 - S18E4, Disney’s The Reboot
4:23:09 - S18E5, Cat Fight
4:23:54 - S18E6, Peter & Lois’ Wedding
4:24:28 - S18E7, Heart Burn
4:25:17 - S18E8, Shanksgiving
4:25:55 - S18E9, Christmas is Coming
4:26:36 - S18E10, Connie’s Celica
4:27:17 - S18E11, Short Cuts
4:27:48 - S18E12, Undergrounded
4:28:18 - S18E13, Rich Old Stewie
4:28:53 - S18E14, The Movement
4:29:32 - S18E15, Baby Stewie
4:30:09 - S18E16, Start Me Up
4:30:46 - S18E17, Coma Guy
4:31:29 - S18E18, Better Off Meg
4:32:00 - S18E19, Holly Bibble
4:32:38 - S18E20, Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song)
4:33:34 - S19E1, Stewie’s First Word
4:34:23 - S19E2, The Talented Mr. Stewie
4:35:05 - S19E3, Boys & Squirrels
4:35:43 - S19E4, CutawayLand
4:36:22 - S19E5, La Famiglia Guy
4:36:38 - S19E6, Meg’s Wedding
4:37:23 - S19E7, Wild Wild West
4:38:03 - S19E8, Pawtucket Pat
4:38:36 - S19E9, The First No L
4:39:09 - S19E10, Fecal Matters
4:39:42 - S19E11, Boy’s Best Friend
4:40:21 - S19E12, And Then There’s Fraud
4:40:48 - S19E13, PeTerminator
4:41:39 - S19E14, The Marrying Kind
4:42:09 - S19E15, Customer of the Week
4:42:49 - S19E16, Who’s Brian Now?
4:43:43 - S19E17, Young Parent Trap
4:44:08 - S19E18, Meg Goes to College
4:44:42 - S19E19, Family Cat
4:45:22 - S19E20, Tales of Former Sports Glory
4:46:01 - S20E1, LASIK Instinct
4:46:33 - S20E2, Rock Hard
4:46:53 - S20E3, Must Love Dogs
4:47:37 - S20E4, 80’s Guy
4:48:07 - S20E5, Brief Encounter
4:48:45 - S20E6, Cootie & The Blowhard
4:49:09 - S20E7, Peterschmidt Manor
4:49:37 - S20E8, The Birthday Bootlegger
4:50:10 - S20E9, The Fatman Always Rings Twice
whew!
You’re a legend for this I’m gonna subscribe just for the effort
@@605gbird - well thank ya!
Your insane what the hell (in a good way)
@@JelloDropp - Thank you! (in a good way)
Fun fact: S5E18 Meet the Quagmires (the best one in season 5) was directed in part by Dan Povenmire of Phineas and Ferb
The goat came back to bless family guy one more time before doing p&f full time
So Dan kinda carried the best Family Guy episodes didn’t he?
He also directed Brian wallows and Peter swallows
He directed To Love & Die in Dixie, which is the #1 episode of all time, so yeah.
The worst episode of each season according to Mark:
S1: Mind Over Murder - 7:17
S2: If I’m Dyin, I’m Lyin’ - 21:09
S3: Ready, Willing And Disabled - 41:26
S4: Jungle Love - 56:28
S5: No Chris Left Behind - 1:11:05
S6: The Former Life Of Brian - 1:23:07
S7: Peter’s Progress - 1:40:30
S8: Peter-Assment - 1:51:38
S9: Brian Writes A Bestseller - 2:03:27
S10: Seahorse Seashell Party - 2:16:27
S11: Turban Cowboy - 2:46:26
S12: (The Worst Episode) Herpe The Love Sore - 3:05:32
S13: Stewie Is Enciente - 3:19:00
S14: The Peanut Butter Kid - 3:31:32
S15: High School English - 3:41:49
S16: Send In Stewie Please - 3:58:19
S17: Trump Guy - 4:09:40
S18: Holly Bibble - 4:32:03
S19: Tales Of Former Sports Glory - 4:45:23
S20: The Fatman Always Rings Twice - 4:50:11
The funny thing is is that Mark talked about "Herpe The Love Sore" the same way he would with how he would with any episode. He was so desensitized to awful episodes to the point that he didn't even give a shit about the worst episode.
I’m with mark. Herpe the love sore is the episode I hate the most because of how insulting it feels.
@@mangoman2637I feel like it is because it is so bad he doesn’t want to give it the time
The highest overall list worst of the season episode is S3 Ready, Willing And Disabled at 202
The Fatman always rings twice was great
Family guy is a perfect example of how exaggerating a character's traits doesn't make them funnier - it only makes them less relatable. Peter used to be well-meaning but so stupid he often caused more problems than he solved - push that further, and he's a hateful, abusive father who actively sabotages his family. Lois used to be a reasonable if somewhat high-strung housewife - until she became a sociopathic abuser who uses her stress as a justification to mistreat her chidren. Meg used to be dorky and unpopular, only to become a punching bag who's so gaslit by her family that she accept all the abuse for their sake. Brian used to be an intellectual who was ultimately shallower than he thought, untl he became a gibbering idiot who's barely intelligent enough to function in society. CHris was an afterthought from beginning to end and Stewie is so inconsistent i can barely even have an opinion on him. This is the peak. of bad characterization
In my opinion, the only bad things about Family Guy, regardless of season, are the liberal jokes.
@@subzeropd8039 Even worse than the abuse episodes?
@@erikhumphrey7922 Listen the non-liberally charged violence is funny so yes it is worse than these really funny “abuse episodes”
Also Meg is indeed ugly lol
@Lex Bright Raven Brian's character is meant to be a Democrat
my childhood development teacher actually showed the "mommy mommy mama" clip when we were talking about behavior reinforcement with toddlers. it's pretty accurate to how little kids test boundries tbh. her exact words were "never say what or they will keep doing this"
What do you say then?
@@TheYoungGeninSasuke ignore them until they stop basically
Welcome to "Mark gets quieter and quieter the longer it goes until you can't hear him, but you can't turn up the volume because the title cards will blow your ears off."
Bro so true! 😂
finally a comment that says exactly what i’m thinking 😭 my neighbors gonna hear these title cards if i turn it up anymore
how quiet is ur audio damn
@@combine161
Obviously not quite, or else the title cards wouldn't blast my ears off.
@@JackOfen he isn't even that quiet and the title cards were completely normal
this might take me more than a year...
Season 1
E1: Death Has A Shadow (1:34)
E2: I Never Met The Dead Man (3:31)
E3: Chitty Chitty Death Bang (5:29)
E4: Mind Over Murder (7:14)
E5: A Hero Sits Next Door (8:28)
E6: The Son Also Draws (9:22)
E7: Brian: Portrait Of A Dog (10:45)
Season 2
E1: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (13:11)
E2: Holy Crap! (14:13)
E3: Da Boom (15:12)
E4: Brian In Love (16:17)
E5: Love Thy Trophy (17:18)
E6: Death Is A B**ch (18:25)
E7: The King Is Dead (19:19)
E8: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (20:03)
E9: If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' (21:06)
E10: Running Mates (21:58)
E11: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Bucks (22:38)
E12: Fifteen Minutes Of Shame (23:38)
E13: Road To Rhode Island (24:37)
E14: Let's Go To The Hop (25:35)
E15: Dammit, Janet! (26:20)
E16: There's Something About Paulie (27:01)
E17: He's Too Sexy For His Fat (27:43)
E18: E. Peterbus Unum (28:52)
E19: The Story On Page One (29:32)
E20: Wasted Talent (30:13)
E21: Fore Father (30:57)
Season 3
E1: The Thin White Line (31:44)
E2: Brian Does Hollywood (32:38)
E3: Mr. Griffin Goes To Hollywood (33:27)
E4: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (33:57)
E5: And The Wiener Is... (34:45)
E6: Death Lives (35:37)
E7: Lethal Weapons (36:19)
E8: The Kiss Seen 'Round The World (37:00)
E9: Mr. Saturday Kinght (37:39)
E10: A Fish Out Of Water (38:16)
E11: Emission Impossible (39:04)
E12: To Love And Die In Dixie (39:27)
E13: Screwed The Pooch (40:16)
E14: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father, Brother (40:59)
E15: Ready, Willing And Disabled (41:25)
E16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (41:54)
E17: Brian Wallows And Peter's Swallows (42:39)
E18: From Method To Madness (44:26)
E19: Stuck Together, Torn Apart (45:17)
E20: Road To Europe (46:01)
E21: Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (46:42)
E22: When You Wish Upon A Weinstein (47:19)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (48:14)
Season 4
E1: North By North Quahog (49:36)
E2: Fast Times At Buddy Cianci Jr. High (50:23)
E3: Blind Ambition (51:11)
E4: Don't Make Me Over (51:59)
E5: The Cleveland Loretta Quagmire (52:39)
E6: Petarded (53:09)
E7: Brian The Bachelor (53:31)
E8: Eight Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter (54:04)
E9: Breaking Out Is Hard To Do (54:30)
E10: Model Misbehavior (54:47)
E11: Peter's Got Woods (55:17)
E12: The Perfect Castaway (55:51)
E13: Jungle Love (56:26)
E14: PTV (56:51)
E15: Brian Goes Back To College (57:21)
E16: The Courtship Of Stewie's Father (57:33)
E17: The Fat Guy Strangler (58:01)
E18: The Father, The Son, And The Holy Fonz (58:29)
E19: Brian Sings And Swings (58:47)
E20: Patriot Games (59:16)
E21: I Take Thee, Quagmire (59:53)
E22: Sibling Rivarly (?????)
E23: Deep Throats (1:00:39)
E24: Peterotica (1:01:09)
E25: You May Kiss The... Uh... Guy Who Receives (1:01:31)
E26: Petergeist (1:01:50)
E27: Untitled Griffin Family History (1:02:15)
E28: Stewie B. Goode (1:02:39)
E29: Bango Was His Name Oh! (1:02:49)
E30: Stewie And Stu's Excellent Adventure (1:02:56)
Season 5
E1: Stewie Loves Lois (1:03:33)
E2: Mother Tucker (1:04:12)
E3: Hell Comes To Quahog (1:04:42)
E4: Saving Private Brian (1:05:05)
E5: Whistle While Your Wife Works (1:05:30)
E6: Prick Up Your Ears (1:06:03)
E7: Chick Cancer (1:06:33)
E8: Barely Legal (1:06:52)
E9: Road To Rupert (1:07:16)
E10: Peter's Two Dads (1:07:49)
E11: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (1:08:15)
E12: Airport '07 (1:08:27)
E13: Bill And Peter's Bogus Journey (1:08:43)
E14: No Meals On Wheels (1:09:17)
E15: Boys Do Cry (1:10:14)
E16: No Chris Left Behind (1:11:04)
E17: It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) (1:11:56)
E18: Meet The Quagmires (1:12:31)
Season 6
E1: Blue Harvest (1:13:37)
E2:
we need you, bread god.
Hes cooking
Dude it's been 5 months I really need to know what time in the video the S5E6 review is.
@thadjarvis9514 I know right?
god damn
You think that’s bad?? This is worse than the time mark ranked and reviewed every Simpson episode
Quality wise yes, quantity wise hell no
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*_YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!_*
you think thats bad?? this is worse than the time connerthewaffle stole other people's videos for his shitty content!
Hey I remember you from 5 years ago
@@litten3578 got ‘em!
Mark should give himself a “break” and do a smaller series like Futurama.
No, he should do South Park.
The fight for first place would be a tough pick...so many fantastic episodes.
He could just stop if he wanted, it doesn’t seem like he likes these.
30 seconds ago
American Dad now
i'm convinced everyone had a family guy phase. when i was like 13 i binged every single episode out at the time on hulu and once i was caught up I got bored of it and moved on to the next thing. easily dedicated like 3 months of my life to this show though.
Similar situation. I got into family guy when i was 13, but my mom wouldn't let met watch it till i was 14. When i was in my teens i loved the newer episodes and disliked the old but now that I'm older it's the exact opposite. The show said it themselves, only 14 year olds watch modern Family Guy
IDK I watched some compilations on UA-cam thats it. Probably because my parents wouldn't allow it when I was young and the humor didn't appeal once I was old enough to watch it.
Family Guy is one of those shows that teenagers like because "oh, it's edgy," but as a grown adult you see how this show makes a lot of simple and easy jokes with lowbrow humor.
I remember when I was 8 years old watching Family Guy on Adult Swim basically without my parents knowing late at night
happened to me when I was like 14-15 thought it was the funniest shit
Considering that Mark didn't understand that the "romantic" music playing in the end credits as Stewie is walking along the road is a reference to The Incredible Hulk show and that Stewie trying to teach a girl to loose her British accent despite him speaking with one himself being an obvious homage to My Fair Lady and how Henry Higgins speaks with a more posh upper class accent as opposed to Eliza Doolittle's cockney one brings into consideration the fact that he would really appreciate the earlier seasons more if he was essentially older. I'm like a decade older than Mark but even a lot of those earlier nonsequiturs flew over my head as a kid
What the fuck are you even talking about
I’m younger than mark and I can tell he’d have enjoyed it more if he just knew the references
The bits where they have Brian act like s dog are some of my favorite. Hearing him lose his sh*t at a fire truck or see his own reflection are great.
Look at Mark wasting his hours watching Family Guy when he could be watching the worldly loved Cleveland Show.
@Phillip Clearman Some of season 20 was actually pretty good.
@Logan Roof wow such a relevant comment.
@404 TV and 6
*Is this an out of season April Fools joke?*
I unironically enjoyed The Cleveland Show more than the past 15 years of Family Guy.
Woah freakin sweet, Mark finally get's to talk about his favorite show
YES! WHITE SIMPSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS is his favorite show? Yikes.
So sweet
Where did he say that?
Hello
2:57:25 killed me. Congratulations, that audio insert was perfect, and I am dead now
To Continue off of Tahnis.
0:00 Intro
SEASON 1
1:36 Death Has A Shadow (S1E1)
3:33 I Never Met The Dead Man (S1E2)
5:32 Chitty Chitty Death Bang (S1E3)
7:18 Mind Over Murder (S1E4)
8:31 A Hero Sits Next Door (S1E5)
9:25 The Son Also Draws (S1E6)
10:47 Brian: Portrait Of A Dog (S1E7)
11:44 Season 1 Ranking
12:09 Manscaped Ad Starts
13:11 Manscaped Ad Ends
SEASON 2
13:13 Peter Peter, Caviar Eater (S2E1)
14:16 Holy Crap! (S2E2)
15:14 Da Boom (S2E3)
16:20 Brian In Love (S2E4)
17:21 Love Thy Trophy (S2E5)
18:28 Death Is A B#### (S2E6)
19:21 The King Is Dead (S2E7)
20:05 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (S2E8)
21:08 If I’m Dyin, I’m Lyin’ (S2E9)
22:01 Running Mates (S2E10)
22:39 A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Bucks (S2E11)
23:41 Fifteen Minutes Of Shame (S2E12)
24:39 Road To Rhode Island (S2E13)
25:38 Let’s Go To The Hop (S2E14)
26:23 D#####, Janet! (S2E15)
27:05 There’s Something About Paulie (S2E16)
27:45 He’s Too Sexy Fir His Fat (S2E17)
28:55 E. Peterbus Unum (S2E18)
29:35 The Story On Page One (S2E19)
30:16 Wasted Talent (S2E20)
31:00 Fore Father (S2E21)
31:23 Season 2 Ranking
SEASON 3
31:47 The Thin White Line (S3E1)
32:40 Brain Does Hollywood (S3E2)
33:30 Mr. Griffin Goes To Hollywood (S3E3)
34:00 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (S3E4)
34:48 And The Weiner Is… (S3E5)
35:39 Death Lives (S3E6)
36:21 Lethal Weapons (S3E7)
37:02 The Kiss Seen ‘Round The World (S3E8)
37:43 Mr. Saturday Knight (S3E9)
38:20 A Fish Out Of Water (S3E10)
39:07 Emission Impossible (S3E11)
39:29 To Love And Die In Dixie (S3E12)
40:19 Screwed The Pooch (S3E13)
41:01 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father, Brother? (S3E14)
41:26 Ready, Willing And Disabled (S3E15)
41:59 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas (S3E16)
42:44 Brian Wallows And Peter’s Swallows (S3E17) *Featuring ToonrificTariq*
44:27 From Method To Madness (S3E18)
45:21 Stuck Together, Torn Apart (S3E19)
46:03 Road To Europe (S3E20)
46:46 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (S3E21)
47:22 When You Wish Upon A Weinstein (S3E22)
47:49 Season 3 Ranking
48:15 Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
SEASON 4
49:39 North by North Quahog (S4E1)
50:25 Fast Times At Buddy Cianci Jr. High (S4E2)
51:14 Blind Ambition (S4E3)
52:00 Don’t Make Me Over (S4E4)
52:44 The Cleveland Loretta Quagmire (S4E5)
53:11 #$*%^#(. (S4E6) *Not touching this title*
53:32 Brian The Bachelor (S4E7)
54:06 Eight Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter (S4E8)
54:32 Breaking Out is Hard To Do (S4E9)
54:49 Model Misbehavior (S4E10)
55:19 Peter’s Got Woods (S4E11)
55:52 The Perfect Castaway (S4E12)
56:30 Jungle Love (S4E13)
56:52 PTV (S4E14)
57:25 Brian Goes Back To College (S4E15)
57:36 The Courtship Of Stewie’s Father (S4E16)
58:03 The Fat Guy Strangler (S4E17)
58:31 The Father, The Son And The Holy Fonz (S4E18)
58:49 Brian Sings and Swings (S4E19)
59:17 Patriot Games (S4E20)
59:56 I Take Thee, Quagmire (S4E21)
1:00:19 Sibling Rivalry (S4E22)
1:00:42 Deep Throats (S4E23)
1:01:14 Peterotica (S4E24)
1:01:36 You May Now Kiss The… Uh… Guy Who Receives (S4E25)
1:01:52 Petergeist (S4E26)
1:02:18 Untitled Griffin Family History (S4E27)
1:02:41 Stewie Be Goode (S4E28)
1:02:52 Bingo Was His Name Oh! (S4E29)
1:02:58 Stewie and Stu’s Excellent Adventure (S4E30)
1:03:05 Season 4 Ranking
SEASON 5
1:03:34 Stewie Loves Lois (S5E1)
1:04:14 Mother Tucker (S5E2)
1:04:45 Hell Comes to Quahog (S5E3)
1:05:06 Saving Private Brian (S5E4)
1:05:30 Whistle While Your Wife Works (S5E5)
1:06:05 Prick Up Your Ears (S5E6)
1:06:37 Chick Cancer (S5E7)
1:06:54 Barely Legal (S5E8)
1:07:17 Road To Rupert (S5E9)
1:07:51 Peter’s Two Dads (S5E10)
1:08:18 The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (S5E11)
1:08:30 Airport ’07 (S5E12)
1:08:46 Bill And Peter’s Bogus Journey (S5E13)
1:09:19 No Meals On Wheels (S5E14)
1:10:15 Boys Do Cry (S5E15)
1:11:08 No Chris Left Behind (S5E16)
1:12:00 It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) (S5E17)
1:12:33 Meet The Quagmires (S5E18)
1:13:10 Season 5 Ranking
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SEASON 6
1:13:39 Blue Harvest (S6E1)
1:14:54 Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song) (S6E2)
1:16:08 Believe It Or Not Joe’s Walking On Air (S6E3)
1:17:03 Stewie Kills Lois (S6E4)
1:18:06 Lois Kills Stewie (S6E5)
1:19:11 Padre De Familia (S6E6)
1:20:04 Peter’s Daughter (S6E7)
1:20:51 McStroke (S6E8)
1:21:45 Back To The Woods (S6E9)
1:22:34 Play It Again, Brian! (S6E10)
1:23:10 Former Life of Brian (S6E11)
1:23:52 Long John Peter (S6E12)
1:24:19 Season 6 Ranking
SEASON 7
1:24:46 Love Blackually (S7E1)
1:26:11 I Dream of Jesus (S7E2)
1:27:09 Road To Germany (S7E3)
1:28:14 Baby Not On Board (S7E4)
1:29:31 The Man With Two Brians (S7E5)
1:30:18 Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing (S7E6)
1:31:07 Ocean’s Three And A Half (S7E7)
1:32:05 Family Gay (S7E8)
1:32:48 The Juice Is Loose (S7E9)
1:33:56 Fox-y Lady (S7E10)
1:35:05 Not All Dogs Go To Heaven (S7E11)
1:35:31 420 (S7E12)
1:36:38 Stew-roids (S7E13) *Featuring Cybershell*
1:38:58 We Love You, Conrad (S7E14)
1:39:52 Three Kings (S7E15)
1:40:30 Peter’s Progress (S7E16)
1:40:50 Season 7 Ranking
SEASON 8
1:41:20 Road To The Multiverse (S8E1)
1:42:20 Family Goy (S8E2)
1:43:18 Spies Reminiscent Of Us (S8E3)
1:44:11 Brian’s Got A Brand New Bag (S8E4)
1:45:14 Hannah Banana (S8E5)
1:45:56 Quagmire’s Baby (S8E6)
1:46:43 Jerome Is The New Black (S8E7)
1:47:47 Dog Gone (S8E8)
1:48:22 Business Guy (S8E9)
1:49:11 Big Man On Hippocampus (SE10)
1:49:48 Dial Meg For Murder (S8E11)
1:50:30 Extra Large Medium (S8E12)
1:51:10 Go. Stewie, Go (S8E13)
1:51:37 Peter-Assment (S8E14)
1:52:22 Brian Griffins House Of Payne (S8E15)
1:53:16 April in Quahog (S8E16)
1:54:06 Brian And Stewie (S8E17)
1:54:59 Quagmire’s Dad (S8E18)
1:55:29 The Splendid Source (S8E19)
1:56:07 Something, Something, Something, Darkside (S8E20) *Featuring SpeedSupersSonic*
1:58:01 Partial Terms of Endearment (S8E21)
1:58:29 Season 8 Ranking
SEASON 9
1:58:57 And Then There Were Fewer (S9E1)
1:59:39 Excellence In Broadcasting (S9E2)
2:00:50 Welcome Back, Carter (S9E3)
2:01:51 Halloween On Spooner Street (S9E4)
2:02:41 Baby, You Knock Me Out (S9E5)
2:03:27 Brian Writes A Bestseller (S9E6)
2:04:17 Road To The North Pole (S9E7)
2:05:00 New Kidney In Town (S9E8) *Featuring Sunny*
2:06:53 And I’m Joyce Kinney (S9E9)
2:07:25 Friends Of Peter G. (S9E10)
2:08:40 German Guy (S9E11)
2:09:30 The Hand That Rocks The Wheelchair (S9E12) *Featuring Edgy Doppelganger Mark*
2:10:36 Trading Places (S9E13)
2:11:43 Tiegs For Two (S9E14)
2:12:21 Brothers & Sisters (S9E15)
2:13:36 The Big Bang Theory (S9E16)
2:14:09 Foreign Affairs (S9E17)
2:14:58 It’s A Trap! (S9E18)
2:15:31 Season 9 Ranking
SEASON 10
2:15:37 Lottery Fever (S10E1)
2:16:25 Seahorse Seashell Party (S10E2)
2:17:59 Screams of Silence: The Story Of Brenda Q. (S10E3)
2:18:39 Stewie Goes For A Drive (S10E4)
2:19:32 Back To The Pilot (S10E5)
2:20:39 Thanksgiving (S10E6)
2:21:33 Amish Guy (S10E7)
2:22:10 Cool Hand Peter (S10E8)
2:22:49 Grumpy Old Man (S10E9)
2:23:21 Meg and Quagmire (S10E10)
2:24:26 The Blind Side (S10E11)
2:25:09 Livin’ On A Prayer (S10E12)
2:25:57 Tom Tucker And His Dream (S10E13)
2:27:00 Be Careful What You Fish For (S10E14)
2:27:54 Burning Down The Bayit (S10E15)
2:28:42 Killer Queen (S10E16)
2:29:29 Forget-Me-Not (S10E17)
2:30:12 You Can’t Do That On Television, Peter (S10E18)
2:30:51 Mr. And Mrs. Stewie (S10E19)
2:31:33 Leggo My Meg-o (S10E20)
2:32:05 Tea Peter (S10E21)
2:32:43 Viewer Mail #2 (S10E22)
2:33:22 Internal Affairs (S10E23)
2:34:10 Season 10 Ranking
SEASON 11
2:34:24 Into Fat Air (S11E1)
2:35:02 Ratings Guy (S11E2)
2:35:44 The Old Man And The Big C (S11E3)
2:36:32 Yug Ylimaf (S11E4)
2:37:19 Joe’s Revenge (S11E5)
2:38:18 Lois Comes Out Of Her Shell (S11E6)
2:39:29 Friends Without Benefits (S11E7)
2:40:17 Jesus. Mary and Joseph (S11E8)
2:41:05 Space Cadet (S11E9)
2:42:04 Brian’s Play (S11E10)
2:43:07 The Giggity Wife (S11E11)
2:43:49 Valentine’s Day In Quahog (S11E12)
2:44:42 Chris Cross (S11E13)
2:45:31 Call Girl (S11E14)
2:46:23 Turban Cowboy (S11E15)
2:47:03 Twelve And A Half Angry Men (S11E16)
2:48:02 Bigfat (S11E17)
2:48:51 Total Recall (S11E18)
2:49:32 Save The Clam (S11E19)
2:50:09 Farmer Guy (S11E20)
2:50:48 Roads To Vegas (S11E21)
2:51:32 No Country Club For Old Men (S11E212)
2:52:20 Season 11 Ranking
SEASON 12
2:52:23 Finders Keepers (S12E1)
2:53:25 Vestigial Peter (S12E2)
2:54:17 Quagmire’s Quagmire (S12E3)
2:55:32 A Fistful Of Meg (S12E4)
2:56:24 Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee (S12E5)
2:57:06 Life Of Brian (S12E6)
2:58:27 In Harmony’s Way (S12E7)
2:58:54 Christmas Guy (S12E8)
2:59:50 Peter Problems (S12E9)
3:00:46 Grim Job (S12E10)
3:01:40 Brian’s A Bad Father (S12E11)
3:02:40 Mom’s The Word (S12E12)
3:03:33 Three Acts of God (S12E13)
3:04:28 Fresh Heir (S12E14)
3:05:05 Secondhand Spoke (S12E15)
3:05:32 Herpe The Love Sore (S12E16)
3:06:04 The Most Interesting Man In The Word (S12E17)
3:06:26 Baby Got Black (S12E18)
3:07:03 Meg Stinks! (S12E19)
3:08:07 He’s Bla-ack (S12E20)
3:08:44 Chap Stewie (S12E21)
3:09:37 Season 12 Ranking
SEASON 13
3:09:42 The Simpsons Guy (S13E1)
3:10:56 The Book Of Joe (S13E2)
3:11:42 Balking Bad (S13E3)
3:12:35 Brian The Closer (S13E4)
3:13:20 Turkey Guy (S13E5)
3:14:18 The Two Thousand Year Old Virgin (S13E6)
3:15:23 Stewie. Chris and Brian’s Excellent Adventure (S13E7)
3:16:15 Our Idiot Brian (S13E8)
3:16:47 This Little Piggy (S13E9)
3:17:20 Quagmire’s Mom (S13E10)
3:18:13 Encyclopedia Griffin (S13E11)
3:19:00 Stewie is Enceinte (S13E12)
3:19:48 Doctor C. & The Women (S13E13)
3:20:21 #Jolo (S13E14)
3:21:10 Once Bitten (S13E15)
3:22:01 Roasted Guy (S13E16)
3:22:39 Fighting Irish (S13E17)
3:23:21 Take My Wife (S13E18)
3:24:16 Season 13 Ranking
SEASON 14
3:24:26 Pilling Them Softly (S14E1)
3:25:26 Papa Has A Rollin’ Son (S14E2)
3:26:20 Guy Robot (S14E3)
3:27:14 Peternormal Activity (S14E4)
3:27:42 Peter. Chris & Brian (S14E5)
3:28:22 Peter’s Sister (S14E6)
3:29:06 Hot Pocket Dial (S14E7)
3:29:48 Brokeback Swanson (S14E8)
3:30:15 A Shot In The Dark (S14E9)
3:30:57 Candy Quahog Marshmallow! (S14E10)
3:31:35 The Peanut Butter Kid (S14E11)
3:32:00 Scammed Yankees (S14E12)
3:32:23 An App A Day (S14E13)
3:33:00 Underage Peter (S14E14)
3:33:37 A Lot Going On Upstairs (S14E15)
3:34:09 The Heartbreak Dog (S14E16)
3:34:54 Take A Letter (S14E17)
3:35:47 The New Adventure of Old Tom (S14E18)
3:36:14 Run, Chris. Run! (S14E19)
3:36:46 Road To India (S14E20)
3:37:40 Season 14 Ranking
SEASON 15
3:37:46 The Boys In The Band (S15E1)
3:38:42 Bookie Of The Year (S15E2)
3:39:20 American Gigg-olo (S15E3)
3:40:00 Inside Family Out (S15E4)
3:40:37 Chris Has Got A Date Date Date Date Date (S15E5)
3:41:22 Hot Shots (S15E6)
3:41:50 High School English (S15E7)
3:42:23 Carter & Tricia (S15E8)
3:43:01 How The Griffins Stole Christmas (S15E9)
3:43:23 Passenger Fatty-Seven (S15E10)
3:43:47 Gronkowsbees (S15E11)
3:44:43 Peter’s Def Jam (S15E12)
3:45:25 The Finer Strings (S15E13)
3:46:30 The Dating Game (S15E14)
3:47:02 Cop And A Half-Wit (S15E15)
3:47:49 Saturated Fat Guy (S15E16)
3:48:21 Peter’s Lost Youth (S15E17)
3:48:53 The Peter Principal (S15E18)
3:49:25 Dearly Deported (S15E19)
3:49:58 A House Full Of Peters (S15E20)
3:50:31 Season 15 Ranking
SEASON 16
3:50:37 Emmy-Winning Episode (S16E1)
3:51:22 Foxx In The Men House (S162E2)
3:51:54 Nanny Goats (S16E3)
3:52:33 Follow The Money (S16E4)
3:53:10 Three Directions (S16E5)
3:54:07 The D In Apartment Twenty-Three (S16E6)
3:55:14 Petey IV (S16E7)
3:55:56 Crimes and Meg’s Demeanor (S16E8)
3:56:39 Don’t Be A Dickens At Christmas (S16E9)
3:56:56 Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) (S16E10)
3:57:27 Dog Bites Bear (S16E11)
3:58:21 Send in Stewie Please (S16E12)
3:58:53 V Is For Mystery (S16E13)
3:59:11 Veteran Guy (S16E14)
4:00:11 The Woof Of Wall Street (S16E15)
4:00:32 Family Guy Through The Years (S16E16)
4:01:15 Switch The Flip (S16E17)
4:01:43 Httpete (S16E18)
4:02:21 The Unkindest Cut (S16E19)
4:02:40 Are You There God? It’s Me, Peter (S16E20)
4:02:59 Season 16 Ranking
SEASON 17
4:03:32 Married with Cancer (Part 1) (S17E1)
4:04:26 Dead Dog Walking (Part 2) (S17E2)
4:05:14 Pal Stewie (S17E3)
4:05:58 Big Trouble In Little Quahog (S17E4)
4:06:38 Regarding Carter (S17E5)
4:07:10 Stand By Meg (S17E6)
4:07:29 The Griffin Winter Games (S17E7)
4:08:06 Con Heiress (S17E8)
4:08:24 Pawtucket Pete (S17E9)
4:09:02 Hefty Shades Of Gray (S17E10)
4:09:40 Trump Guy (S17E11)
4:11:06 Bri. Robot (S17E12)
4:11:51 Trans-Fat (S17E13)
4:13:35 Family Guy Lite (S17E14)
4:14:33 No Giggity. No Doubt (S17E15)
4:15:17 You Can’t Handle The Booth (S17E16)
4:16:11 Island Adventure (S17E17)
4:17:00 Throw It Away (S17E18)
4:17:34 Girl. Internetted (S17E19)
4:18:10 Adam West High (S17E20)
4:18:53 Season 17 Ranking
SEASON 18
4:19:14 Yachy Rocky (S18E1)
4:20:16 Bri-da (S18E2)
4:21:16 Absolutely Babulous (S18E3)
4:22:24 Disney’s The Reboot (S18E4)
4:23:10 Cat Fight (S18E5)
4:23:55 Peter & Lois’s Wedding (S18E6)
4:24:30 Heart Burn (S18E7)
4:25:19 Shanksgiving (S18E8)
4:25:58 Christmas Is Coming (S18E9)
4:26:37 Connie’s Celica (S18E10)
4:27:19 Short Cuts (S18E11)
4:27:51 Undergrounded (S18E12)
4:28:18 Rick Old Stewie (S18E13)
4:28:55 The Movement (S18E14)
4:29:34 Baby Stewie (S18E15)
4:30:11 Start Me Up (S18E16)
4:30:49 Coma Guy (S18E17)
4:31:29 Better Off Meg (S18E18)
4:32:01 Holly Bibble (S18E19)
4:32:39 Movin’ In (S18E20)
4:33:20 Season 18 Ranking
SEASON 19
4:33:37 Stewie’s First Word (S19E1)
4:34:23 The Talented Mr. Stewie (S19E2)
4:35:06 Boys & Squirrels (S19E3)
4:35:44 Cutawayland (S19E4)
4:36:23 La Famiglia Guy (S19E5)
4:36:39 Meg’s Wedding (S19E6)
4:37:23 Wild Wild West (S19E7)
4:38:05 Pawtucket Pat (S19E8)
4:38:38 The First No L (S19E9)
4:39:11 Fecal Matters (S19E10)
4:39:42 Boy’s Best Friend (S19E11)
4:40:21 And Then There’s Fraud (S19E12)
4:40:49 Peterminator (S19E13)
4:41:40 The Marrying Kind (S19E14)
4:42:10 Customer Of The Week (S19E15)
4:42:49 Who’s Brian Now? (S19E16)
4:43:42 Young Parent Trap (S19E17)
4:44:08 Meg Goes To College (S19E18)
4:44:42 Family Cat (S19E19)
4:45:25 Tales Of Former Sports Glory (S19E20)
4:45:52 Season 19 Ranking
SEASON 20
4:46:01 Lasik Instinct (S20E1)
4:46:34 Rock Hard (S20E2)
4:46:55 Must Love Dogs (S20E3)
4:47:39 80’s Guy (S20E4)
4:48:10 Brief Encounter (S20E5)
4:48:48 Cootie & The Blowhard (S20E6)
4:49:10 Peterschmidt Manor (S20E7)
4:49:40 The Birthday Bootlegger (S20E8)
4:50:10 The Fatman Always Rings Twice (S20E9)
4:50:21 Season 20 Ranking
4:50:27 Ranking Start
4:56:51 Top 100
4:59:13 Number 1 and Conclusion.
OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
THANK YOU
And I thought I had to much time on my hands by watching this entire video lmfao
"I'm just a family guy"
"And I'm a the simpsons"
Probably my favorite part in that crossover lol
“You think that’s bad? Remember the time LS Mark tortured himself by watching every Family Guy episode?”
Please be top comment
I'll remember to remember that
That would be the longest cutaway in Family Guy history
Longer than any of the Conway Twitty jokes.
_"Well, this is gonna be hell..."_
The thing with family Guy is that it has a lot of really funny individual jokes, even in the later seasons, but a lot of the times they're just brought down by a bunch of jokes that just don't hit or the rest of the episode just being boring. Family Guy funny moments compilations are unironically the best way to watch the show.
"I'm pretty sure Ding Fries are Done is the first meme they covered"
Mark you literally just showed Brian singing Peanut Butter Jelly Time
I keep forgetting that isn't something Family Guy created it's all I associate it with lol
@@LSMark Funnily enough I always forget that ding fries are done isn't from Family Guy.
@@LSMark I guess the biggest issue when Family Guy just references something by straight up copying it in full like that is if people didn't know the reference they think it's "a family guy joke" and not "a joke referenced on family guy"
I never liked when they do that, it always seemed lazy to me.
@@LSMark Also important to point out that the speech Peter gives in the Stewie home alone episode isn’t original to the show either. It’s John Candy’s monologue in the film Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Word for word too. Great film, btw. Highly recommend. One of John Hughes’ best
The fact you do these "every episode ever reviewed" and ACTUALLY sit there and rate them ALL in a 5 HOUR video, and on top of that, the absolute INSANE amount of time you have to spend editing these videos is anxiety-inducing. You are the fucking goat Mark.
for some reason, peter saying "holy crip it's a crapple" in shock seeing that joe is in a wheel chair, has stuck in my head for the past 12 years
After watching your Regular Show ranking I started rewatching this video and wow your audio quality has improved DRASTICALLY since this.
Same
Yeah but this video is a 100 times better overall
Bonnie's voice actor is Jennifer Tilly, pretty sure that's just her normal voice if the Chucky movies are anything to go by
Who did she she voice in those movies?
@@phil2160 she was chucky’s wife, she did live action/voice over for when she turns into a doll
@@phil2160 Chucky's girlfriend and LITERALLY herself. She played herself and is currently playing chucky's girlfriend's soul inside of herself
@@drabinowitz2626 Jennifer Tilly and Tiffany Valentine
She is also the client of Jim Carry's character in Liar Liar. My favorite thing about Jennifer Tilly is that voice.
As someone who has never watched a full episode of this show, this is probably the best way that I can absorb it all in one sitting. I hope there's a King of the Hill marathon coming soon.
I could do that.
Do it
just watch KotH it's actually good
Or bob’s burgers
I feel like most people’s love and fondness for FG comes from the nostalgia of being 11 years old and staying up late waiting for Adult Swim to watch a “grown ups show”. Cuz watching this video it’s surprising how few truly *great* episodes there are in the series.
This all makes me feel validated for never liking FG
I think it also helped that it was the “underdog” animated sitcom after the first cancellation. After coming back and more popular and mean spirited than before, it kind of lost that status.
@@user-gp5yz5yz4x you can't tell me you don't like any of the stewie and brian episodes i don't believe that
you're honestly right on the money for me. it kinda sucks looking back at shows you enjoyed as kid turning out to be god awful.
I was in high school when I would watch it on adult swim. Everyone watched it, we would all quote it. I was in my senior year when it came back from cancelation but to me it didn't feel like the same show. My friends talked about how much the new episodes are better and I couldn't agree. It is sad to see what this show turned into. Watching the first half of this video and remembering all the gags and jokes really is so nostalgic to those nights as a teen staying up late to catch it on adult swim.
why the hell am i watching this i’ve never seen a single episode of family guy
To see what the show is like which is why I watched his South Park and Fairly OddParents rankings.
Don’t.
well if you do please please stay away from anything season 8 and beyond
@@whatlol_ethere are good episodes past season 8 and there are bad episodes before then too
@@Turbos-b3z true but im talking about the majority
The only positive about Family Guy / American Dad is that they’ve reached the absolute juggernaut ‘we can’t get cancelled’ level of popularity where they could practically do anything they want, it’s like a writer’s unsupervised playground. But they rarely make the effort or have enough creativity to air an entertaining episode. American Dad’s ‘Rabbit Ears’ is my favorite so far, it’s so odd and different that I can’t see any other show pulling it off
I like the Weekend episode
American dad def has a better team of writers, though this last season was pretty weak
Even "American Fung," American Dad's worst episode, is better than the last 5 seasons of Family Guy.
@@jonny19757 American dad has better writers than family guy but there’s usually only like 1 2 or 3 episodes per season that actually aren’t bad it just looks a lot better compared to family guy
@@Power11112 eh, I mean theres more than that put more respect on stan smith's name
Seeing Homer drink gasoline was genuinely unsettling for me and I dont know why.
Like seeing your teacher out of school when you were a kid. Or your parents at a club. Just very jarring.
Though I will say, Homer drinking gas isn't too out of character, like I think he actually did that in The Simpsons before
@@nickrustyson8124 yeah but it looks realistic
What Is extremely out of character tho is Lisa saying shut up Meg
He literally drank toxic waste before.
@@nickrustyson8124 Its more the context of it. Homer wouldn't chug gasoline just for fun, maybe because of a bet while he is drunk but even then that's stretching it. The worst part is how realistic it is, it goes on way too long and is just disturbing.
Welp, time to make a sonic cartoon while this plays in the background. Much appreciated Mark!
Edit: Just finished it. I love how at the end of the simpsons one, you're slightly optimistic and think of potential ideas that could do something to keep the simpsons fun. But at the end of this you're just like: NO NO FUCKING END IT! GO AWAY!
Aye nice saw the thingy
POGGERS
Chilli dogs
You are so funny and cool :]
Just go's to show how much better the Simpsons is even with their worst episodes.
I once heard somewhere that Seth McFarland HIMSELF said he has passed the point of burnout where he’s actually done with this show and would like it to end, but can’t because he has no power to do so. Now he’s basically writing the show beyond a point most writers would wish to.
I’m not sure how true this is, but if it’s actually true, that hurts to think about. Imagine being so tired of your own creation that you’d want it to end, but you’re forced to keep working to the point where you’d probably despise it.
Hes been taking steps back from the writers room for years at this point, he mainly focuses on his other work and it shows.
Weird though he continues voicing a bunch of the characters, he would probably had his acting contract renewed multiple times.
@@brandonlyon730
It's called MONEY.
And it is the motivation behind most suffering today.
It baffles me that they didn’t stick with the Chris is an artist thing. That seems like such an easy concept to make tons of episodes with. Here are some concepts I’ve come up with:
Chris is accused of sexual harassment when he gets aroused in a figure drawing class with a nude model.
Chris wonders if he might be gay because all those old statues of guys are hot.
Louis is concerned when she finds Chris’s sketchbook filled with drawings of her.
The school defunds the art program, and it’s up to Chris to rally the community to get it back.
Chris has to surrender his art style for anime to impress a girl, losing credibility in the process. (You know, ‘cause art teachers hate anime?)
Stewie and Brian help Chris catch an art thief.
Chris becomes obsessed with one of his drawings and wants to date her instead of real women.
One of Chris’ art pieces gets into a museum, and Peter pretends it’s his artwork.
Chris struggles to draw a dick.
Chris participates in an art panel at a furry convention.
Chris draws crazy graphic hentai and has to go to counseling.
Peter sells Chris’ art to a sleazy company and it’s used on some SUPER problematic product.
Peter sells Chris’ art as NFTs.
Chris gets taken to court for stealing an established comic book’s ideas.
Chris draws a cringey version of himself and everyone at school laughs at him for it.
Chris meets *those* art kids. (Cat ears girl, mech boy, weeaboo, etc.)
A date to the art museum goes haywire when the woman Chris goes with turns it into an art heist.
Chris is hired as a political cartoonist.
And so on and so forth.
This comment has more ideas than family guy in recent years
I love these ideas! A lot of these would make great episodes.
It's such a missed opportunity tbh
Put this on your college application
here’s a piggyback off of one of your’s: peter buys an NFT and finds out why it’s bad
I have a feeling, the most concerning part of this is that one of the writers will see you have done this, and it's inevitably going to get referenced in the show at some point - hope you're looking forward to it, Mark!
you forgot it got cancelled? lol
@@makotostrashstube2096 A 3rd time or have you misread my comment?
@@LazarouDave 3rd time, it got cancelled some months ago
@@makotostrashstube2096 Decent.
I've not watched it in years, have been of the mind it needed to be canned (also I'm in England, so I don't think we have S20 yet or something?)
@@makotostrashstube2096 it’s not cancelled dw! It’s not airing on adult swim anymore which they announced and I remember thinking that meant it was cancelled too but it’s not. It was renewed for season 20 in September and isn’t cancelled at all. Which is fun I’m excited to see what more they make 😃
Fun fact: Lois was originally drawn as a blonde. After much debate, the creators decided to make her hair red.
it would be interesting to see lois blonde
how is that interesting
i think it’s a rip on how shigeru miyamoto wanted kirby to be yellow
And Meg has a blue hat instead of her pink one !
@@masonasaro2118 bruh what💀
3:41:10 depending on when this episode was written (which I guess was about 2014-2015) Taylor was coming off the hype for 1989, her big switch into JUST pop music (this gave us blank space and shake it off which were everywhere.) This was also in the height of her disappearance and near cancellation due to the edited phone call between her and Kanye West which would later give us "Reputation" one of her biggest albums to this day.
Favorite Spider-Men
Peter: Tobey Maguire
Chris: Andrew Garfield
Meg: Tom Holland
Brian: Ben Affleck
Stewie: Miles Morales
I feel like Meg would be Andrew Garfield and Chris would be Tom Holland
@@axzeosreviews4262 bbb but don’t you get the joke ….. Meg is Tom Holland and who’s the least favorite Spider-Man (I have been surrounded by people that have these opinions)
See I’m surrounded by people that say Andrew Garfield is the worst Spider-Man
I love how his accent turns more and more Irish as the video goes on and his patience grows smaller
To be honest, the best way to enjoy family guy is compilations. Just the funny jokes, no filler, no annoying "morals"
And no dramatic portrayals of society or meta references or lazy jokes
Imo actually watching the episodes is a far better experience than just compilations. I first only watched some compilations and they were just okay but the actual episodes are much more enjoyable for me.
@@Yoshimc69 and thatsperfectly okay! Ithink the first few seasons are good in that sense.
@@jay0787 yeah if i wanted to hear a bunch of meta jokes id just watch nothing because meta jokes suck
@@big_gamer1234 Meta jokes are funny if not overdone
The thing that bothers me most about Mark's videos is how often he doesn't get the joke on screen.
Like how Peter's speech to Lois isn't original, it's from Planes Trains and Automobiles
Family Guy really seems to enjoy making plots that boil down to: "Character gets something, they're flanderized for the sake of creating conflict, then status quo happens."
Edit: Lol fine you get your edit, it isn't Seth writing it
I've noticed that too but I think Matt Groening enjoys it too.
I dont think Seth has been a writer for a *while*
It’s not him, it’s the writers
Yea I don’t think he’s written on the show for like 10 years
Edit: which I just realized is a shocking sentence
"This one's decent. There's a few good jokes and the plot ended up being better then what I thought. Top of the list." Sums up the latter seasons of Family Guy pretty well
It's pretty telling of quality when the pilot episode is ranked higher than over 2/3 of the entire series. Also glad to see that my two personal favorite episodes, where Peter becomes a fisherman and when the Griffins go to the South, both made the top 20!
its so boring, i have no idea why people call that a good episode, i always skip the first 10 seasons. go watch Rick and Morty for story, family guy is for the funny people :)
@@heyman150 cringe
@@TheItalianoAssassino exactly, hes so cringe.
@@heyman150 no no, you are cringe
@@gummyneighborino7217 that's what I'm saying he so cringe, thank u.
Worst to best episodes part 1:
378. s12 e16 Herpe The Love Sore 3:05:31
377. s10 e2 Seahorse Seashell Party 2:16:24
376. s10 e3 Screams Of Silence: The Story Of Brenda Q. 2:17:58
375. s13 e12 Stewie Is Enceinte 3:18:57
374. s12 e11 Brian's A Bad Father 3:01:39
373. s12 e14 Fresh Heir 3:04:27
372. s12 e6 Life Of Brian 2:57:03
371. s17 e11 Trump Guy 4:09:40 (Yet another jab at Bob's Burgers)
370. s17 e20 Adam West High 4:18:07
369. s13 e4 Brian The Closer 3:12:32
368. s17 e13 Trans-Fat 4:11:50
367. s17 e18 Throw It Away 4:17:00
366. s14 e11 The Peanut Butter Kid 3:31:29
365. s17 e19 Girl, Internetted 4:17:30
364. s19 e20 Tales Of Former Sports Glory 4:45:21
363. s17 e5 Regarding Carter 4:06:38
362. s17 e2 Dead Dog Walking 4:04:23
361. s14 e9 A Shot In The Dark 3:30:14
360. s11 e15 Turban Cowboy 2:46:23
359. se10 Meg and Quagmire 2:23:21
358. s9 e6 Brian Writes A Best-Seller 2:03:26
357. s20 e9 The Fat Man Always Rings Twice 4:50:10
356. s15 e7 High School English 3:41:49
355. s20 e2 Rock Hard 4:46:33
354. s19 e5 La Famiglia Guy 4:36:23
353. s10 e1 Lottery Fever 2:15:37
352. s8 e14 Peter-assment 1:51:36
351. s9 e17 Foreign Affairs 2:14:08
350. s18 e19 Holly Bibble 4:32:02
349. s20 e8 The Birthday Bootlegger 4:49:37
348. s12 e13 3 Acts Of God 3:03:32
347. s9 e2 Excellence In Broadcasting 1:59:35
346. s14 e6 Peter's Sister 3:28:22
345. s19 e14 The Marrying Kind 4:41:40
344. s15 e10 Passenger Fatty-Seven 3:43:20
343. s10 e21 Tea Peter 2:32:03
342. s8 e3 Spies Reminiscent Of Us 1:43:17
341. s10 e9 Grumpy Old Man 2:22:47
340. s18 e7 Heartburn 4:24:28
339. s12 e8 Christmas Guy 2:58:54
338. s18 e8 Shanksgiving 4:25:17
337. s19 e6 Meg's Wedding 4:36:38
336. s7 e16 Peter's Progress 1:40:28
335. se12 Mom's The Word 3:02:36
334. s12 e10 Grimm Job 3:00:45
333. s14 e20 Road To India 3:36:44
332. s18 e1 Yacht Rocky 4:19:14
331. s18 e20 Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) 4:32:38
330. se17 Island Adventure 4:16:11
329. s18 e9 Christmas Is Coming 4:25:55 (how does it take Santa so long to find out what Meg is doing?)
328. s18 e12 Undergrounded 4:27:47
327. s18 e5 Cat Fight 4:23:10
326. s17 e9 Pawtucket Pete 4:08:23
325. s17 e6 Stand By Meg 4:07:10
324. s16 e12 Send In Stewie 3:58:18
323. s7 e9 The Juice Is Loose 1:32:46
322. s12 e1 Finders Keepers 2:52:22
321. s10 e23 Internal Affairs 2:33:20
320. s15 e12 Peter's Def Jam 3:44:42
319. s16 e13 V Is For Mystery 3:58:53
318. s10 e7 Amish Guy 2:21:30
317. s17 e10 Hefty Shades Of Gray 4:09:00
316. s16 e18 HTTPete 4:01:42
315. s7 e11 Not All Dogs Go To Heaven 1:35:03
314. s16 e2 Foxx In The Men House 3:51:20
313. s15 e6 Hot Shots 3:41:22
312. s10 e15 Burning Down The Bayit 2:27:53
311. s8 e15 Brian Griffin's House Of Payne 1:52:21
310. s10 e22 Family Guy Viewer Mail #2 2:32:42
309. s7 e1 Love Blackually 1:24:45
308. s10 e20 Leggo My Meg-O 2:31:30
307. s6 e11 The Former Life Of Brian 1:23:06
306. s6 e10 Play It Again, Brian 1:22:33
305. s8 e18 Quagmire's Dad 1:54:59
304. s18 e3 Absolutely Babulous 4:21:16
303. s17 e14 Family Guy Lite 4:13:34
302. s20 e7 Peterschmidt Manor 4:49:10
301. s13 e2 The Book Of Joe 3:10:54
300. s17 e1 Married With Cancer 4:03:30
299. se9 And I'm Joyce Kinney 2:06:51
298. s17 e12 Bri, Robot 4:11:04
297. s11 e3 The Old Man And The Big C 2:35:43
296. s15 e8 Carter And Tricia 3:42:21
295. s20 e1 Lasik Instinct 4:46:00
294. s10 e11 The Blind Side 2:24:25
293. s12 e17 The Most Interesting Man In The World 3:06:02
292. s15 e13 The Dating Game 3:46:29
291. s10 e16 Killer Queen 2:28:38
290. s10 e12 Livin' On A Prayer 2:25:08
289. s15 e11 Gronkowsbees 3:43:57
288. s11 e8 Jesus, Mary And Joseph 2:40:16
287. s11 e17 Bigfat 2:48:01
286. s13 e15 Once Bitten 3:21:08
285. s12 e4 A Fistful Of Meg 2:55:29
284. s11 e14 Call Girl 2:45:29
283. s12 e7 Into Harmony's Way 2:58:27
282. se15 Cop And A Half-wit 3:46:58
281. s12 e9 Peter Problems 2:59:49
280. s11 e21 No Country Club For Old Men 2:51:31
279. s15 e9 How The Griffins Stole Christmas 3:42:58
278. s15 e13 The Finer Strings 3:45:22
277. s15 e1 The Boys In The Band 3:37:44
276. s12 e21 Chap Stewie 3:08:41
275. s13 e3 Baking Bad 3:11:41
274. s12 e2 Vestigial Peter 2:53:24
273. s13 e6 The 2,000 Year Old Virgin 3:14:17
272. s14 e13 An App A Day 3:32:31
271. s14 e8 Brokeback Swanson 3:29:46
270. s14 e18 The New Adventures Of Old Tom 3:35:44
269. s13 e10 Quagmire's Mom 3:17:18
268. se13 Dr. C And The Women 3:19:45
267. s14 e12 Scammed Yankees 3:32:00
266. s13 e14 #JOLO 3:20:20
265. s13 e17 Fighting Irish 3:22:36
264. s13 e9 This Little Piggy 3:16:44
263. s11 e9 Space Cadet 2:41:04 (The start of the show being really jealous of Bob's Burgers cuz.... Reasons)
262. s13 e8 Our Idiot Brian 3:16:13 ("like what the gay scientist says" "is pretty good" Did Mark say that was a pretty good joke?)
261. s13 e16 Roasted Guy 3:21:58
260. s13 e11 Encyclopedia Griffin 3:18:12
259. s13 e18 Take My Wife 3:23:20 (Perfectly fitting, especially for the season ranking)
258. s15 e2 Bookie Of The Year 3:38:42
257. s17 e7 The Griffin Winter Games 4:07:28 (I'm starting to think that the writers of the HD seasons were shocked by the fact that Meg's season 1 voice actress went on to voice Princess Elise in arguably the most infamous game of all time)
256. s17 e16 You Can't Handle The Booth! 4:15:16
255. s17 e8 Con Heiress 4:08:05
254. s13 e1 The Simpsons Guy 3:09:42
253. s10 e6 Thanksgiving 2:20:38
252. s5 e16 No Chris Left Behind 1:11:05 (The chicken fight goes on for 5 minutes cuz It'S fRoM sEaSoN 5!)
251. s14 e16 The Heartbreak Dog 3:34:10
250. s6 e2 Movin' Out (Brian's Song) 1:14:51
249. s11 e2 Ratings Guy 2:34:59
248. s14 e1 Pilling Them Softly 3:24:27
247. s15 e3 American Gigg-olo 3:39:19
246. s2 e9 If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' 21:08
245. s4 e13 Jungle Love 56:27
244. s15 e18 The Peter Principal 3:48:53
243. s9 e14 Tiegs For Two 2:11:44
242. s7 e15 Three Kings 1:39:51
241. s15 e5 Chris Has Got A Date, Date, Date, Date, Date 3:40:35
240. s15 e17 Peter's Lost Youth 3:48:20 ("Hey by the way")
239. s15 e19 Dearly Deported 3:49:25
238. s7 e13 Stew-Roids 1:36:37 (ft. Cybershell)
237. s12 e15 Secondhand Spoke 3:05:05
236. s15 e16 Saturated Fat Guy 3:47:45
235. s2 e11 A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Bucks 22:37
234. s9 e3 Welcome Back, Carter 2:00:50
233. s5 e14 No Meals On Wheels 1:09:17
232. s5 e15 Boys Do Cry 1:10:14
231. s5 e13 Bill And Peter's Bogus Journey 1:08:43
230. s11 e6 Lois Comes Out Of Her Shell 2:38:15
229. se14 Underage Peter 3:32:56
228. s2 e21 Fore, Father 30:57
227. s11 e7 Friends Without Benefits 2:39:28
226. s11 e20 Farmer Guy 2:50:09
225. s11 e18 Total Recall 2:48:51
224. s4 e18 The Father, The Son And The Holy Fonz 58:30
223. s4 e12 The Perfect Castaway 55:51
222. s11 e5 Joe's Revenge 2:37:17
221. s14 e2 Papa Has A Rolling Son 3:25:25
220. se11 The Giggity Wife 2:43:05
219. s14 e19 Run Chris, Run! 3:36:11
218. s14 e5 Peter, Chris And Brian 3:27:41
217. s12 e5 Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee 2:56:23
216. s15 e4 Inside Family Guy 3:40:00
215. s15 e20 A House Full Of Peters 3:49:54
214. s1 e4 Crash Mind Over Mutant 7:15 (Quagmire appeared in the pilot)
213. s1 e6 The Son Also Draws 9:23
212. s2 e15 Dammit, Janet! 26:21
211. s12 e18 Baby Got Black 3:06:26
210. s2 e18 E. Peterbus Unum 28:54
209. s8 e6 Quagmire's Baby 1:45:54
208. s14 e3 Guy, Robot 3:26:19
207. s20 e6 Cootie And The Blowhard 4:48:45
206. s2 e7 The King Is Dead 19:19
205. s8 e21 Partial Terms Of Endearment 1:58:01
204. s1 e5 A Hero Sits Next Door 8:29
203. s1 e3 Chitty Chitty Death Bang 5:30
202. s3 e15 Ready, Willing And Disabled 41:26
201. s2 e8 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar 20:03
200. s4 e15 Brian Goes Back To College 57:22
199. s6 e3 Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air 1:16:05
198. s6 e12 Long John Peter 1:23:51
197. s20 e5 Brief Encounter 4:48:06
196. s8 e12 Extra-Large Medium 1:50:29
195. s4 e24 Peterotica 1:01:10
194. s1 e2 I Never Met A Dead Man 3:32
193. s10 e14 Be Careful What You Fish For 2:27:00
192. s4 e11 Peter's Got Woods 55:17
191. s9 e10 Friends Of Peter G. 2:07:25
190. s8 e7 Jerome Is The New Black 1:46:42
189. s19 e12 And Then There's Fraud 4:40:20
For your convenience
Worst to best episodes part 2:
188. s9 e5 Baby, You Knock Me Out 2:02:40
187. s19 e17 Young Parent Trap 4:43:42
186. s8 e19 The Splendid Source 1:55:29
185. s10 e8 Cool Hand Peter 2:22:10
184. s10 e13 Tom Tucker: A Man And His Dream 2:25:55
183. s19 e7 Wild Wild West 4:37:23
182. s19 e10 Fecal Matters 4:39:08 (includes funny sarcasm)
181. s12 e20 He's Bla-ack! 3:08:03 (Another Bob's Burgers jab)
180. s17 e9 Pawtucket Pete 4:08:23
179. se19 Family Cat 4:44:42
178. s14 e17 Take A Letter 3:34:53
177. s16 e5 Three Directors 3:53:10
176. s19 e3 Boys and Squirrels 4:35:05
175. s16 e7 Petey IV 3:55:13
174. s16 e20 Are You There God? It's Me, Peter 4:02:38
173. s20 e4 80's Guy 4:47:36
172. s10 e18 You Can't Do That On Television, Peter 2:30:12
171. s16 e3 Nanny Goats 3:51:53
170. s16 e14 Veteran Guy 3:59:09
169. s8 e13 Go Stewie, Go 1:51:09
168. s16 e19 The Unkindest Cut 4:02:18
167. s8 e9 Business Guy 1:48:21
166. s16 e4 Follow The Money 3:52:32
165. s18 e16 Start Me Up 4:30:10
164. s16 e15 The Woof Of Wall Street 4:00:08
163. s16 e8 Crimes And Meg's Demeanor 3:55:54
162. s18 e14 The Movement 4:28:53
161. se16 Family Guy Through The Years 4:00:30
160. s16 e10 Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) 3:56:56
159. s16 e6 The D In Apartment Twenty-Three 3:54:05
158. s16 e1 The Emmy Winning Episode 3:50:37
157. s13 e7 Stewie, Chris And Brian's Excellent Adventure 3:15:22 (Wtf, the music suddenly went from Planet Wisp Act 2 to the world map theme for no reason!)
156. s11 e1 Into Fat Air 2:34:21
155. s14 e4 Peternormal Activity 3:27:14
154. s3 e7 Lethal Weapons 36:20
153. s4 e3 Blind Ambition 51:12
152. s8 e10 Big Man On Hippocampus 1:49:08
151. s3 e8 The Kiss Seen 'Round The World 37:00
150. s4 e8 Eight Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter 54:05
149. s8 e11 Dial "Meg" For Murder 1:49:46
148. se2 Holy Crap! 14:14
147. s18 e6 Peter And Lois' Wedding 4:23:53
146. s18 e15 Baby Stewie 4:29:31
145. s5 e12 Airport '07 1:08:28
144. s9 e12 The Hand That Rocks The Wheelchair 2:09:30
143. s18 e11 Short Cuts 4:27:16
142. s11 e19 Save The Clam 2:49:31
141. s19 e16 Who's Brian Now? 4:42:49
140. s19 e18 Meg Goes To College 4:44:09
139. se18 Better Off Meg 4:31:30
138. s19 e15 Customer Of The Week 4:42:09
137. s18 e4 Disney's The Reboot 4:22:23
136. s18 e10 Connie's Celica 4:26:36
135. s19 e13 Peterminator 4:40:48
134. s18 e17 Coma Guy 4:30:46
133. s18 e13 Rich Old Stewie 4:28:18
132. s19 e9 The First No L 4:38:37
131. s19 e11 Boy's Best Friend 4:39:42
130. s20 e3 Must Love Dogs 4:46:53
129. s18 e2 Bri-Da 4:20:15
128. s9 e16 The Big Bang Theory 2:13:34
127. s16 e9 Don't Be A Dickens In Christmas 3:56:38
126. s19 e2 The Talented Mr. Stewie 4:34:25
125. s13 e5 Turkey Guy 3:13:19
124. s2 e1 Peter Peter Caviar Eater 13:12
123. s5 e10 Peter's Two Dads 1:07:49
122. s4 e10 Model Misbehavior 54:48
121. s4 e25 You May Now Kiss The... Guy Who Receives It 1:01:32
120. s4 e23 Deep Throats 1:00:41
119. s11 e13 Chris Cross 2:44:40
118. s19 e4 Cutawayland 4:35:43
117. s12 e3 Quagmire's Quagmire 2:54:16
116. s14 e7 Hot Pocket Dial 3:29:05
115. s19 e1 Stewie's First Word 4:33:33
114. s14 e10 Candy Quahog Marshmallow! 3:30:53
113. s2 e5 Love Thy Trophy 17:20
112. s12 e19 Meg Stinks! 3:07:01
111. s2 e14 Let's Go To The Hop 25:36
110. s2 e10 Running Mates 22:00
109. s4 e22 Sibling Rivalry 1:00:17
108. se5 Whistle While Your Wife Works 1:05:30
107. s2 e16 There's Something About Paulie 27:03
106. se3 Mr. Griffin Goes To Washington 33:29
105. s3 e9 Mr. Saturday Knight 37:40
104. s10 e4 Stewie Goes For A Drive 2:18:37
103. s14 e15 A Lot Going On Upstairs 3:33:35
102. s8 e17 Brian And Stewie 1:54:06
101. s7 e3 Road To Germany 1:27:07
100. s4 e21 I Take Thee, Quagmire 59:54
99. s3 e11 Emission Impossible 39:04
98. s7 e12 420 1:35:49
97. se7 Ocean's Three And A Half 1:31:06
96. s5 e6 Prick Up Your Ears 1:06:04
95. s5 e8 Barely Legal 1:06:53
94. s17 e4 Big Trouble In Little Quahog 4:05:57
93. s11 e12 Valentines Day In Quahog 2:43:48
92. s7 e8 Family Gay 1:32:03
91. s8 e2 Family Goy 1:42:20
90. s8 e4 Brian's Got A Brand New Bag 1:44:11
89. s11 e16 Twelve And A Half Angry Men 2:47:01
88. s11 e4 Yug Ylimaf 2:36:31
87. s16 e17 Switch The Flip 4:01:12
86. s16 e11 Dog Bites Bear 3:57:25
85. s1 e1 Death Has A Shadow 1:34
84. s8 e16 April In Quahog 1:53:15
83. s2 e20 Wasted Talent 30:14
82. s9 e8 New Kidney In Town 2:04:58
81. s7 e5 Baby Not On Board 1:28:13
80. s7 e14 We Love You, Conrad 1:38:58
79. s9 e13 Trading Places 2:10:35
78. s9 e15 Brothers And Sisters 2:12:20 (He points out one of the worst jokes)
77. s9 e11 German Guy 2:08:38
76. s7 e11 Fox-y Lady 1:33:56
75. s4 e5 The Cleveland Loretta Quagmire 52:40
74. s7 e6 Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing 1:30:17
73. s4 e6 #$*%£#(- 53:10
72. s4 e7 Brian The Bachelor 53:32
71. s5 e4 Saving Private Brian 1:05:07
70. se6 Padre De Familia 1:19:07
69. s4 e9 Breaking Out Is Hard To Do 54:30
68. s3 e21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 46:43
67. s7 e2 I Dream Of Jesus 1:26:09
66. se4 Don't Make Me Over 52:00
65. s8 e5 Hannah Banana 1:45:12
64. s11 e21 Roads To Vegas 2:50:48
63. s10 e19 Mr. And Mrs. Stewie 2:30:50
62. s17 e15 No Giggity, No Doubt 4:14:31
61. s17 e3 Pal Stewie 4:05:11
60. s11 e10 Brian's Play 2:42:03
59. s1 e7 Brian: Portrait Of A Dog 10:46
58. s3 e2 Brian Does Hollywood 32:39
57. s9 e4 Halloween On Spooner Street 2:01:48
56. s10 e17 Forget-Me-Not 2:29:27
55. s2 e3 Da Boom 15:12
54. s2 e17 He's Too Sexy For His Fat 27:45
53. s2 e12 Fifteen Minutes Of Shame 23:38 (Includes an important fact)
52. s3 e1 The Thin White Line 31:45
51. s3 e14 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father and Brother? 40:58
50. s3 e16 A Very Special Family Guy Freaking Christmas 41:55
49. s5 e17 It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) 1:11:57
48. s4 e2 Fast Times At Buddy Cianci Jr. High 50:24
47. s4 e29 Bango Was His Name-oh 1:02:50
46. s4 e17 The Fat Guy Strangler 58:03
45. s4 e20 Patriot Games 59:17
44. s4 e28 Stewie B. Goode 1:02:39
43. s4 e30 Stewie And Stu's Excellent Adventure 1:02:56
42. s5 e3 Hell Comes To Quahog 1:04:43
41. s5 e7 Chick Cancer 1:06:33
40. s5 e11 The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou 1:08:16
39. Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 48:14
38. s6 e4 Stewie Kills Lois 1:17:02 (Why the fuck does he say "kinda cool" like that? Ugh)
37. s5 e9 Road To Rupert 1:07:16
36. s9 e18 It's A Trap! 2:14:55
35. s9 e7 Road To The North Pole 2:04:16
34. s6 e9 Back To The Woods 1:21:44
33. s7 e5 The Man With Two Brians 1:29:30
32. s4 e27 Untitled Griffin Family History 1:02:15
31. s4 e14 PTV 56:51
30. s3 e20 European Road Show 46:02
29. s3 e19 Stuck Together, Torn Apart 45:19
28. s4 e1 North By North Quahog 49:38
27. s3 e4 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea 33:58
26. s4 e26 Petergeist 1:01:51
25. s8 e20 Something, Something, Dark Side 1:56:04 (ft. SpeedSuperSonic)
24. s6 e1 Blue Harvest 1:13:40
23. s6 e7 Peter's Daughter 1:20:00
22. s2 e6 Death Is A Bitch 18:26
21. s5 e2 Mother Tucker 1:04:12
20. s3 e10 A Fish Out Of Water 38:17
19. s4 e16 The Courtship Of Stewie's Father 57:34
18. s6 e8 McStroke 1:20:49
17. s3 e13 Screwed The Pooch 40:17
16. s5 e1 Stewie Loves Lois 1:03:34
15. se8 Dog Gone 1:47:46
14. s6 e5 Lois Kills Stewie 1:18:04
13. s3 e6 Death Lives 35:38
12. s4 e19 Brian Sings And Swings 58:48
11. s10 e5 Back To The Pilot 2:19:30
10. s8 e1 Road To The Multiverse 1:41:20
9. s5 e18 Meet The Quagmires 1:12:32
8. s3 e22 When You Wish Upon A Weinstein 47:19
7. s3 e12 To Love And Die In Dixie 39:27
6. s3 e5 And The Weiner Is... 34:47
5. s9 e1 And Then There Were Fewer 1:58:54
4. s2 e13 Road To Rhode Island 24:38
3. s3 e18 From Method To Madness 44:26
2. s2 e4 Brian In Love 16:18
1. s3 e17 Brian Wallows And Peter Swallows 42:40
@undertaleislife7210 I already put the second part elsewhere
@@ShadowtheUA-camr523 nobody wants to scroll through even more comments to find part 2
@@undertaleislife7210 oh wait you literally did an exact copy of my comment, ok thanks for saving some of my time. My comment did get 7 likes though so you're not entirely right
Mark, you need to do “Every SpongeBob episode ranked”. Currently the most popular SpongeBob episode ranking is Cosmodore’s. I mean you already surpassed his Simpsons Episode Tier List. You can do it again Mark.
I've been wanting someone else to do a every Spongebob season rank again since Cosmodore became hated for good reason, and LS Mark is perfect for this.
Pieguyrulz has a really good one but it's really old. I agree mark should do spongebob
Man he'd lose all of his braincells once he got to season 11
@@dawnkist1456 not to mention PieGuy said he’s not going to continue the series anymore
Don't hold me to this, but when I have access to Paramount Plus, I'll do an multi-hour long single video ranking every SpongeBob episode. it will take several months, but it will beat the other one.
Fun fact: Seth Macfarlane was going to create a Johnny Bravo spin-off called the Adam West Show but it never got developed so Seth got West to play Mayor West due to Seth's abandoned spin-off
This is dedication right here. The Simpsons may have a lot of bad episodes, but when Family Guy is at its worst, it's actively torturous to sit through. (a shame, because I do love the better episodes, FG *can* be really funny when they try)
Nah I disagree, like I said before, if you pay attention there are a lot of good dialog jokes within Family Guy even the shittiest episode you can think of, has some line that will make me bust a gut laugh, Simpsons couldn't even do that during their golden years
Hopefully I don't offend anyone but something I wanted to point out that at 56:56, Mark said it was Saddam Hussein Stewie beat up, but it was actually Osama Bin Laden.
I like to think he has a large private theatre where he sits down by himself and watches all of the Simpsons, every Disney/Pixar movie and every Family Guy episode.
2:10:33 for those of you that don't know why the voice is different for Mark's evil doubleganger.
The person who originally did the voice turned out to be a child groomer and got canceled.
Let me guess... Cosmodore?
@@demetriuskafkoulas5005 You’re right!
@@demetriuskafkoulas5005 truly a tragedy for tie ages
That fits his role as evil Mark even more
Could have gotten Germanpeter, he sounds exactly the same as cosmodore
This show’s arc is kinda like a mid-run Brian arc.
- Starts off great
- Becomes horrid
- Gets old and people kinda just stop caring
Its good to know that the episode that made me stop watching is followed by the episode that made me start hating Family Guy, and its both abuse episodes.
49:47 They’re not making a joke about every show they think they're better than. They're naming every show FOX canceled while Family Guy was on hiatus. Basically saying if every single new show FOX had gets canceled had back then, Family Guy would be uncanceled
I remember there being an interview where Seth implies that the show probably should’ve ended at Season 7. And I agree with him. Seasons 2-4 and 6 were the show’s golden years, with Season 8 probably being the last season I can call “Good”.
Season 9-11 is the hit or miss era for me
@@darealepic 9.....
11
@@Rellikvidz Ironic/hilarious considering Seth's connection to that day
it falls off after season 8, just like the show it was copying in the first place.
He's wanted it to end for years but Fox forces the writers to keep doing new episodes so that they can keep milking it.
As someone who used to edit a lot of videos myself I appreciate that detail of Brian turning off the screen after Meg is shot into space having that screen actually show the segment to the next episode you are reviewing. Nice touch!
Do you mean Megatron's? 🙊
@@patiotaiza No. I mean Meg. I said Meg is, but my voice to text messed up the words again so Megan's was on there instead. I've since corrected this since posting this reply. And yes of course I know you're referring to when Peter wrote Megatron to make Meg short for that
5:36
Its all named after death because Seth was inspired by old radio/podcast titles always being named after death topics (At least that’s what he might have said). He explained it in the first episode’s commentary with the main cast.
Oh yeah those classic 1940s podcasts
The only good thing about “The Peanut Butter Kid” is that Brian briefly acts like his old self, again, being the voice of reason and sticking up for the right thing.
Honestly the "This is worse than the time we were in the Clam right now" made me chuckle. It's a nice meta joke, at least more original than the usual "acknowledging what we're doing", even though it is just them saying "hey, we make cut-away gags all the time!".
Also shows Peter being kinda clever using that as transportation, reminded me of that scene where Spongebob used the bubble transition as a shortcut to the krusty krab. The meta jokes are a bit overused in FG though, they work better out of context (like much of the show)
It's so funny that Family Guy doesn't understand why Bob's Burgers is so beloved when in reality it's because BB is the opposite of Family Guy is almost every way. The Belcher's are a relatable family that love each other and get into wacky yet still plausible situations. Family Guy could never understand their grounded charm and earnestness.
Family Guy is too damn bitter now. The family in Bob's Burgers is flawed too, but still loves each other no matter what. The Family Guy family is just so unabashedly shitty to each other, now. When they do the slow zoom-ins with the emotional music, it's so empty.
Exactly, for example there's a Thanksgiving episode then the entire family is being mean to bob who just wants a normal Thanksgiving dinner, thinks happens he kind of goes a littleinsane and almost GETS SHOT, What happenned then? The entire family reacted realistically and even scared, it was such a heartwarming momment thant not only fixed the episode for me but also became one of my favourite moments of the entire show.
You' will never see that on the Simpsons either nowadays
Man, I've never liked Family Guy. But that didn't stop me from watching an entire 5-hour video of Mark ranking every episode. Excellent work man :)
I’m going to find you
@@fluffius5436 that's cool
Me neither, but LS Mark is too pure
Same here, to me it's a combined rip off of the Simpsons in style and setup and South Park with its edgy topical comedy, but it fails to do either of these things as good as the Simpsons and South Park and just comes off as a cheap copy instead.
@@Jason777123 I’m going to find you
LS Mark: soft spoken, calm
Family Guy clips: BLEEDING MY EARS OUT
Family Guy writers being jealous of Bobs Burgers is the pettiest thing I have ever seen
It's just so incredibly insecure
@@stylishneo i've read it and i don't know what you're talking about.
@@MouldMadeMind the copious insults and the section of family guy in bob’s burgers which is all completely made up. it’s just funny to see how one fandom and show cares so much and one won’t give them the time of day
@@stylishneo I still don't know what you're talking about
@@stylishneo please never use the word copious again it's cringe asf
You know, watching both reviews again, the difference in mark's attitude as the videos progress is way different. With the Simpsons he got more exhausted and bored sounding, where as with family guy he just got angry and frustrated as things went on. Interesting how things can turn out like that
That reflects how I feel about both shows in all honesty.
I wonder how things will be when he ranks all of South Park.
@@robbys5236 i bet he's gonna go insane
@@robbys5236 Given South Park has been relatively consistent quality wise I don't think we'll get that dramatic of a mood shift.
@@Jim-so3zm This may be an unpopular opinion but personally I prefer older South Park to newer South Park. The older episodes just had more charm to them compared to the newer ones, it also doesn't help that it relies heavily on referencing current events which immediately dates the episodes. I guess that's an issue with the older episodes too but in those the references seemed to add to the story rather than the story revolving around the references.
the SA2 soundtrack is way too hype to transition between family guy episodes lol
Like right?!
God this guy liking Brian’s character says everything I need to know about his rankings.
"you can see the bottom of Lois's animation cel!"
Because it used to be hidden on old televisions and monitors in the overscan area. You see, on CRTs, there's a border around the outside of the image. Too many people think they're spotting "errors" when it's just the digital transfer letting us see the full picture. Ideally there should be an option to view the cartoon as originally intended or with the full image (and maybe a disclaimer that it'll contain extra information on the borders that is not normally supposed to be seen.)
I will always hate how they made Quagmire the "voice of reason" as if we care about the morality of a rapist. If anything Joe shouldve been the voice of reason since he is a cop and cops are supposed to be good guys.
This is family guy that's why
@@dwaynethewokjohnson7773 you know what? Thats a completely valid answer. The show is that ass backwards nowadays
@Gigachad_Balls i did have a good take. I said cops are SUPPOSED to be good guys. It doesnt matter how they actually are and how people feel about them. Police officers are SUPPOSED to be good guys.
Got to love the irony! The most unhinged see the world in reality, whereas the normal people are deluded
It does feel like they leveled off with him into "just a pervert", but he had never had to face consequences for his actions or repented.
I had NO idea some of these episodes were so late in the series. It's surreal. Also seeing you suffer through this is the purest form of schadenfreude so thank you for all your hard work and suffering.
I felt that too. Granted, I first started watching the show in around 2012 when they would just randomly air both old and new episodes late at night so I associate pretty much every episode of the show I've seen with those 2012-2013 days.