Daz Watches Creepy Role Play ASMR
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"There's something lovely about being clean before the kill"
"There's something lovely about restraining orders as well" lmao
Sophie Blunt yes restraining orders are the best!!!
IM DEAD😂😃😄😂😅😆😂😅😃😄😆😄😂😀😄😁😅😅
As daz said that i read your comment 😂
Sophie Blunt 🤣
Sophie Blunt wats worrying is that u have 911 likes *911*
Idk if this cyr guy is just a REALLY good actor or he’s actually crazy
Bad Bandida really good actor
Probably both
Cyr (pronounced seer) is a UA-camr. He’s done it for a long time, has been in a short film called Parallax, and does this as a joke. He’s usually pretty chill tbh.
Bad Bandida insane he has got a Chelsea smile
He's a edgelord
3:49 IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS TO REALIZE ITS A AMERICAN PHYCO REFERENCE
SAME
Same
When you realize this is a step up for Cyr... He went from filming/acting with Onision to this. He actually IS a really good actor. It's kinda disappointing that he's not doing more with that talent
Btw Cyr is pronounced Seer like someone who sees... when they don't have a corkscrew in their eye
"That's not a potato peeler! That's too vicious to be a potato peeler! jESuS!? Do his potatoes fight back or something?!"
I DIED 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
If you died how did you upload this comment did you do it from hell
@@jeffthekiller-kf7dt that's how mafia works
My favorite part of that bit was when he said "are your potatoes from mordor" I was so close to crying 😂
@@jeffthekiller-kf7dt what about Heaven?
I get this guy might actually be insane, but he has a nice jawline.
L I C C M E yeah I agree
L I C C M E and his lips
He's not
Brianna Im he isn’t insane but you’ve got to be a little bit disturbed to be able to act that well like that tho
tru
Cyr: **gets kidnapped by an actual kidnapper**
Cyr: “Is this an ASMR?” ;)
The kidnapper: *Tf-*
XD
😂😭
Truuuu 🤣🤣
@@apechrist4416 eww an nft
@@turg1737 Eww a roblox avatar
It's all an act; hence the roleplay. Roleplay is where you play as a character; other than yourself. This guy does a very good job. Roleplayers are basically like cosplayers.
He was doing Patrick Bateman. I knew when he said “I need to return some video tapes” which I code for “I’m going to kill someone.
There's something similar to that it's called bdsm I don't know the details but basically it's exactly what you said and the couple role plays different scenarios
@@CatGoesHARD interesting
I know this comment was a year ago but lmao he literally says that in the video silly
@@Alexkilne1.13 you might want to look into that before bringing it into a conversation about Patrick batemen😂
"What potatoes are you peeling..."
"...oNes fROm mORdOr??!!?!"
YES
I made it 69 likes 😜😂
Ummmmm
ARE FACE
@@kendoyle2880 todoroki what are you doing here-?
It’s at 600 likes i feel bad for changing it
“What potatoes are you peeling, ones from Mordor” I died
How are there no comments on this legends comment
I READ THIS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT😂😂
I know right!!! That was the funniest part for me!!😂
Oh.. ⚰️ 💐 and here is your skull 💀
@@budmome6503 same 😭
Watching this felt like watching Spencer Reid kidnapping someone- freaking terrifying
That’s literally what I thought! He almost has his voice and it’s scary.
Yes and yes
“I have always wondered what it would be like to kind of peel someone’s skin off like a potato”
sir SIR this is a Burger King drive thru 😭
The one time after watching a horror movie, I was busy peeling potatoes for supper and I actually thought what it would feel like to peel someone with a potato peeler and then I just stopped my thoughts there 😭💀
The one time after watching a horror movie, I was busy peeling potatoes for supper and I actually thought what it would feel like to peel someone with a potato peeler and then I just stopped my thoughts there 😭💀
The one time after watching a horror movie, I was busy peeling potatoes for supper and I actually thought what it would feel like to peel someone with a potato peeler and then I just stopped my thoughts there 😭💀
I feel like this guy and the knife girl from last time would be the irl joker and Harley
Melody Bloom YASSSSSS
right
They practically are
Melody Bloom More like he's Joker and we (the victim) are Harley
Don't encourage them 😂😂😂
" What potato's are you peeling, ones from Mordor "
Yeah!
That line made me die with laughter
Why is it always the cute guys that gotta be the killers 🤣😉
todoroki lets go😌
Oh hell no
3:45 it’s a reference to American Psycho staring Christian Bale
Why does he look like Johnny Depp and Brendon Urie had a child?
Edit: It's so weird how I continue to get notifications from this comment after writing it so long ago lol. Hope all of ya'll are doing well !!! Psalm 147:3 for anyone who needs it
XXSophie ForeverXX
IKR!!
OMFG YES
the forehead. it’s the forehead.
I thought the same thing
I always say that. I love Cyr
“I can’t wait to be hung on the f****ng fridge.” I am seriously laughing so hard
Love ur pfp! 🥰x
7:38 for anyone wanting to know lmao
@@thee8galdem yup, weeb-y asf
Nyeh Himiko...
@@isak8059 AHAHAGA NO I HATE ANIME I CANT EVEN BUT WHEN I COMMENTED THAT IT WAS STRANGER THINGS
"Its like people thinking harley Quinn and the joker were couple goals" ME- JOKER WHERE HES FINE ASF AND I WANT HIM.
hes sn abuser
I will buy you therapy
The ironic fact of Cyr (see-er) being an alter in our DID system and him just slowly looking over at our alter Daz like he just shot him in the arm and said "thanks for letting me cross the road :)"
Update: Daz is now sat in the corner with a cup of tea in silence with Cyr just watching him like a maniac
thats fucking amazing, gave us a good laugh haha!
(We’re an OSDD system! Hello fellow system!) - Rivaul
systemsss!!!!!!!!
hi system!
We have 4 Daz alters and 3 out of the 4 of them get along with Cyr and the other 1 has some kind of situationship with Cyr -Moosh 🍄
Petition for Daz to react to the rest of Cyr's serial killer asmrs
He ain't gonna do it
I'll sign
Parker Green Probably not, but Cyr’s videos are really good though
And his boyfriend one LMAO
Signed
A rare picture of harry potter in an alternate universe in which lily married snape
Adam Doyle Lily married Snape but cheated with Brendon Urie and Johnny Depp’s adult son
Blue_Panda 😂😂😂
HOLY SHIT XDDD
Hahaha!!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
*pulls out a corkscrew* “this would go very nice in the eye” I have never closed my eyes so fast
Okay, but like the only thing that makes me comfortable right now is Daz’s reactions 😂
He looks like that young high school teacher every girl has a crush on😍😂
Blehh
True 🤮
except if you move on from this crush you wake up tied to a chair with his collection of blades and you think to yourself "shit should have never told him he was cute"
A.M. C.H. I’ve never been to a high school where they had crushes on teachers...😂 all the dudes are in the 50s or 60s for me
@@meglarsen9307 lol same here in my school if you dared to say to someone that you had a crush on a teacher you'd hve the undying crap beaten out of you
The best ASMR is watching a Bob Ross painting tutorial lol 😂
Ikr! He's awesome
Kay wolf Lover omg you’re right!
Your rite haha(xd!+;'-:
Omg yes
Rob Boss*
This made me sleepy, ngl
It's not really the things he's saying, but more so his voice
It's so calming
The ASMR guy is okay too I guess-
“WHAT POTATOES U PEELING!?” got me dying
I'm guessing that guy loves russet potatoes
I was like “he looks like an off-brand Johnny Depp”
And then I was like....
Omd... Edward Scissorhands...
Aaron Hicks Oh my dog you uncultured swine
His name’s Vincent Cyr, and he looks like Johnny Depp lol.
Aaron Hicks no but now it is, I prefer that
Aaron Hicks Oh mo Dhia It's irish for oh my god
• Hattie • omd
"I can't wait to be hung on the f**king fridge" LMAO!!!
" But today, your gonna be my art project, how that sound "
Me: *scrolling through the comments at 3AM sees this* same though
7:38 for people wondering when that part is
Just a reminder to rewatch this 😂
5:14 as he's saying that it sounds and looks like he's question his life choices
I swear that laugh at 8:58 sounds exactly like Willy Wonka or is it just me
That’s what I thought 😭😭😭
It's really relaxing and calming the way people want to kidnap me and skin me then wear it while they eat my flesh
Here, have a hug
Harsh
WHY???
I sense sarcasm
Just to let you know, Cyr is a comedy channel who has frequently collaborated with Jacksfilms etc. He's not being serious lol.
Connor Lombardo thank fuck for that 😂
he is a low effort entertainer and his channel is dying, and that's why his channel is dying
Connor Lombardo YASSASS
And Onision
Connor Lombardo and onision😂😂
7:48 he looks so emo looking up like that
Imagine coming home from work and needing to relax and you turn on THIS video…🤦♀️
The "quirky" girls calling themselves a potato are real quiet now
I have an annoying neighbor who calls herself potato and names everything bob.
@@woolierfrog2565 I understand the torcher and the worst part is that they think they're funny
@@xxdepressing_solarxx8867 Exactly!
@@xxdepressing_solarxx8867 I don't have Instagram.
@@xxdepressing_solarxx8867 anyways bye!
*god imagine him reacting to boyfriend asmr*
That would be a whole different story- i wanna see this though lmao especially yagami yato
*Holy shi- there’s a boyfriend asmr???*
@@avaaadaegeee ye-
That’s a horse of a different color
@@punishmentandsin oh god that'd be terrifying
Man I feel bad for his preschool mates when he was leaning how to make scissors
Cyr: You're going to be my arts and crafts project, how does that sound?
Daz: Sounds great, I can't wait to be put on the freakin fridge.
Me: deceased.🤣
Cyr is making fun of ASMR. It’s supposed to be a parody. Don’t take it seriously
Vox 352 He knows
i LOVE your profile picture
I was worried that nobody knew Cyr cause he's an amazing comedian.
Vox 352 I thought it was lol
a bored being Same honestly.
He looks like Brendon urie and Johnny depp had a baby
Rosie lps oh my god true 😂
Oh my God no no no, it can't be! 😂
*Depp
Wow I just realized that.
Rosie lps not as attractive but I saw it too
9:10 had me dying XD
3:23 you can see he got stabbed with the corkscrew while opening it 🌝
I like how cyr was trying to sound like a cold blooded insane killer but couldn't help himself from saying
"snippy snippy"
If someone tries to kill me, I want those to be the last words I hear.
Same ngl
Snippy snippy
@@taraschumock57yearsago4 Allow me to give you my address sir
@@trousers150 thank
@@taraschumock57yearsago4 😉🙃😙😏🤪
This guy looks like a weird mix of Brendon Urie, Johnny Depp, and Onision lmao
LilyIsNotCool ikr
IKR
If you know who Onision is you defiantly know who Cyr is.
This guy has been in onisions videos
YESYESYESYES
I HAVE THOSE SAME KNIFES THEY ARE KITCHEN KNIFES AND YES IM TALKING THAT ONE WHERE HE SAYS "I USE THIS TO CUT POTATOES 4:06
Cyr guy: No no no officer
Daz: help...I'm in here 🧍🏻♀️
“Does his potatoes fight back or something?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Carmelita _esme_fernald_ Sunny I’m guessing that you like a series of unfortunate events
Yes there a special kind called the theyknowtaters
They ARE from Mordor
very strong potatoes 🦾
Cyr: there’s something lovely bout being clean before the kill
Daz: there something lovely about RESTRAINING ORDERS 🤣🤣!
XD
E
@@wilbursootsimp4971 lol
@@luckierwindow489 that’s so deep…
OMG I'M A P
Hi Dazz, fun fact this video got me into asmr. I’ve been listening to it for 3 years now. Thanks
“There’s also sum lovely about restraining orders:)” hahahahha I’m dead
Cyr does this ASMR stuff as a joke, and it's sad that noone knows this.
i love cyr so much oml
I’m 101 like
cyr is my lowkey daddy
Because nobody know who is it's
cyr used to be my favorite guy on the internet until that shit he pulled with edwin
"who watches these?!" *quietly deleted all browser history involving Cyr*
Ha...Ha...ha...
*deletes watch history*
Ha.....ha......ha......
*deletes UA-cam*
Yes I do
Ha...ha..ha
Deletes life
I made the like count 200 ur welcome
Ok no the butter knife part legit freaks me out. I hate the mention of cuts between the fingers ☠️
"Theres something lovely about restraining orders as well" omg
“It looks like Johnny Depp got rid of a child that we didn’t know about.”
The unicorn vlog ,Emily Renee thank god im not the only one who thought they looked similar
Yusss
I thought something
I thought he looked like Charlie Heaton
Yeah Johnny Depp and John mayer
*actually gets kidnapped by killer*
"Wait.. is this an ASMR?"
@@demonicgenocide4106 LOLOL! XD
U have gorgeous eyes
Sorry I just had to say it
@@ceneesepitcher8922 omg thank you so much! ☺️
POTATO
@@demonicgenocide4106 no sorry us Americans Find this humor funny
He seems like he lost an audition for a Batman villain and this was his fallback
When he said “snippy snippy”. I was dying 🤣
The guy looks like Johnny Depp + Onision or Johnny Depp +Brendon Urie
Ano bos xD
Funny how he *was* friends with Onision
Dont you dare put Brendon Urie in this......he is fabulous
That was my immediate thought after seeing the thumbnail. Onision is doing asmr now? Lol
dont you ever put onisions name in the same paragraph let alone sentence as brendons
If Johnny Depp and Brandon Urie had a child it would be that guy
DevilishDonut I knowww
DevilishDonut exactly what I thought
THANK YOU!!! I LITERALLY THOUGHT HE LOOKS BRENDAN URIE. (Am I weird that I think this guy looks kinda cute as well lmao 😂)
Brandon Urie 😂
😂😂😂😂
This asmr video was low-key relaxing 😶😳
Man I watch asmr but nothing like this like who actually an relax to this
When he said "usually spreading butter" I thought he was gonna continue saying "but I'm gonna use this to spread your cheeks"😂
THIS-💀✋ 😂
“Your going to be my arts and crafts project” this is something💀😂
@@HAZELnut332 Oh my lord- XD
IM FUCKING DEEEEAAAAADDD 😂😂😂😂😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻 BYYYEEE
Ngl I thought legs
His lips are really pretty though 😔✊🏻
Ikr! Their like mine 😂
LillyChavz-Monbebe Forever why lips ☹️😐
And he’s, kinda cute, buttt weird.....
Yeah 🤔 no clue why i think this lol
@@bubba7533 hes crazy and u thiilnk hes cute wow that is so mest up
I was thinking while the video was going, "This sounds like Patrick Bateman/American Psycho asmr." Then the reference to having to return some video tapes came and I had a good laugh. Mainly because he was playing the character so well and I was just entertained by Daz's commentary.
“ I hope your comfortable”
Cue Duolingo advert
Cyr actually isn't an asmr channel. This is just a skit.
Carlon The title to the video Says *ASMR Cringe*😒
He’s still kind of... insane.
he spent too much time with onision and went insane
Chiaki Nanami lmao true
They’re essentially the same person lol not really
Oh yeah, him and onion boy were tight way back when
ARMY 😏👌
I love onion boy but tbh I wouldn't be surprised😂
4 years later and I fall asleep to ASMR someone being tortured. Or Kinkier stuff. I like ASMR cuz talking or noise in general makes me fall asleep
I love this guy he always makes my day better
that video is a lowkey threat to all potato people i say rUN
kooketh-shooketh_imdone ARMYYYY
kooketh-shooketh_imdone DASHI RUN RUN RUN
peachy chlx i was literally about to type that.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey there A.R.M.Y..... ;)
kooketh-shooketh_imdone YES
The stabbing girl should get together with this dude.
They're both just parody artists. They like to make fun of asmr😂
Evan Games Bitch no! 😂
OH GOD NO. It would be a competition on who would kill who first
*ASMR male and female serial killer skins you and makes you watch them eat banana's*
Evan Games he has a girlfriend 💀
I know that He's supposed to be insane, but his voice was kinda hot.
Another reason to love this channel
3:28 “I feel like this would go very well in the eye socket” * has flashback to Vine* “I dropped my hot pocket”( I’ll like my comment since no one will)
👏ᗩTTEᑎᔕIOᑎ👏 ᔕEEKEᖇ👏
@Marc Rodriguez Lucero You know, maybe these peopm suffer from a low self esteem, and feel they need to resort to stupid shit, leave her alone
Oh God!
Look, for people calling her attention seeker/beggar, she is just saying, this is her comment, everyone uses the sentence "i'm going to like my own comment, because no one else will."🙄
im just saying why the fuck do people take this little ass shit so serious wtf? damn i swear people are just in love with drama😂
By the way, I'm kind of disturbed at the fact of how many weapons he actually has. I know this is a role play, but damn...
Atalia M IKR 😳😳😂
Girl true o m g
Tals_ TV was looking for this comment😂
Some of those are just regular stuff people use to make food😂
It's kitchen supplies 💀
I was searching for asmr, but this is even better.
I love it when daz says:Im looking into those(restraining orders)
As wierd as it is...he plays a really good crazy guy...he even looks insane lol
I think I'm really concerned that he's not acting. I hope tho.
soldier its obviously acting dude
@@slowcosmic6176 it. WAS. a. joke
Indeed
Agreed
I think he's doing a American Phycho role play. He's doing well at it.
Sever Zee Zombi yaaaass that’s what I thought
Sever Zee Zombi. Cyr is great
Sever Zee Zombi My thought exactly! 😂
Sever Zee Zombi I thought the exact same thing!
I have to return some video tapes
Food/mukbang asmr is already weird, only cereal killers fall asleep to this
I for some reason am really relaxed
Ain’t no one asking why he has those weapons? Like that Russian gun!
I don’t think it’s real
Drennan Carver it is real
Just for protection this world is crazy
@@AlissaLouise my family has a gun
Everyone
Becauae of people who is snatching up black people
Just like woman carry pepper spray
Becuase of men snatching up woman
We always need protection cause you wont no what happens that day
@@AlissaLouise oh well yeah
As long as your not using your gun on anyone for no reason and just using it for protection than its fine where i am
But when u randomly just shoot people thats just a big no 😭
IamCyr: Are you comfortable?
Daz: Nope.
Me: I was uncomfortable as soon as you walked in.
I hope your comfortable*
AMFangirl1 Whats that thing by your name
@@dohanseswife778 My membership badge to the channel.
i was uncomfortable as soon as i clicked on this video because i knew what was coming 😂😂😭😭
My body immediately wanted to punch him
These vids still never get old 😂
once from mordor
I love how he puts (Cringey ASMR) in the title of his *OWN* video lmaooo
Because it is a joke video. He is making fun of ASMR.
He’s doing it ironically 😂
jungkook’s banana milk uwu army !!
Well at least he’s being honest 😂
Uwu i like your profile picture of worldwide handsome
This guy would make a *way* better Joker than Jared Leto
Fun fact, Jared Leto, who as you mentioned played the Joker, was killed in American Psycho by Christian Bale's character, Christian Bale plays Batman. So technically Batman has killed the Joker. :D
*way*
Y E S
Jared Leto worked hard to be the joker. If you read his lines and script you can tell how hard he owned what he was told to do. His scenes and screentime were cut down so we got the crappier bits of him.
"Bugs the shit out of me" LMAOOo😂😭
any asmr video's i turn up the volume, but then a remember that im watching daz, i mean, i love the videos, i send all my love(not im a weird way you flickwhits)
this is how i feel when im at the dentist 😂
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol same
Omg meee 😂😂
@ハナ ღ uhhh yea
What do they do to you
Some one call the cast of criminal minds
No kidding. And also, someone call the cast of Law and Order
Some on call the cast of CSI Los Angeles
Ever time I watch daz I can always easily fall asleep (is that just me?)
In the past 4 years I ah e watched it like 16 time I love how funny faz is 😂
Y’all, Cyr is just mocking all those creepy Asmrtists out there. Chill everyone, chill. Also if he’s crazy, then every actor or actress who’s played a serial killer is just as crazy😃
As soon as I saw him I was like "is that Cyr? That looks like Cyr". I didn't ever follow him but I went through a cringy Onision phase and they were friends. I'm rather sad that this is what Daz thinks ASMR is.
@@rockercaterrorencountered4924 i mean this is a huge genre of asmr lol
Cyr does parodies of ASMR
VAB KINS Thank you! I'm surprised no one hear has heard of him
I know right! I love Cyr and his girlfriend (whose name escapes me right now)
Yesss I know and every second he was watching it I was just like, IT NOT REAL IT'S A PARODY
Yesss he’s so funny I love him
1:50 in the top right corner, it says there’s a part 2 💀
Bro I just came on UA-cam to listen to music to go to sleep at 3:00 am and I see day you know I have to click