goddamn, I started laughing at George's first line. " I was dropping off the calzone money for the week.". it just made me think of the ridiculous bullshit that George goes through to get these calzones to Steinbrenner. then I absolutely lost it when Kramer bent over and all the change fell out. I love this goddamn show.
''I believe the deal, was that I get your calzones ON MY ROUTE! WELL TODAY I WON'T BE GOING ON MY ROUTE, WILL I?!'' Gotta love how Newman increases in intensity as he goes on!
if this was big bang theory, Kramer would have to explain how he wants the put his coat in the oven because it was raining out and got his close wet. The audience would be confused about why Kramer was looking at the oven.
@@spyguymarquez8216 Kramer and Newman have a recurring friendship and are paired in other episodes, so Kramer offhandedly recalling that Newman doesn’t work in the rain makes sense
Worked with a woman who refused to work in the rain - coincidentally we delivered all the mail to all the libraries at my alma mater. She called in sick every time it rained - there could be a blinding blizzard, deadly thunderstorms, tornadoes, she’d be there! Rain, never.
FYI - Total price for the Calzones was $17.50 (including tax). Each Calzone was $5.50 for a subtotal of $16.50 and with 6% sales tax the total comes to $17.50.
Did Kramer really think he can pay all in change? It’s understandable why the seller said he can’t pay with this because it would take up so much time for him to count up making sure he paid the acceptable amount and it slows down business and would hold up long lines.
fdsman But I can see where the seller is coming from. It would take up so much time for him to count up making sure the customer paid the acceptable amount if it’s all in change, it slows business down too. This is a real life thing by the way
fdsman That’s a valid point. There are some stores that have a sign saying cash only. But those that don’t, in order to pay in change, it all depends on what the customer buys...if it pays for a soda can that only costs $1.00 in 4 quarters, that would be very acceptable because business wouldn’t slow down that way and hold up long lines. But Kramer was paying for the calzones in 750 pennies. The counter guy has to keep business running efficiently and smoothly. This is why Kramer should’ve just taken the cash George offered him. There are people in real life too that try to fool the counter person into thinking they are paying the acceptable amount when they really aren’t. Counter people are under strict orders to make sure this doesn’t happen
The best part is when Kramer kicks on the counter top, backwards too!
The guy got changes without giving Kramer the calzones
Legends says, he was wearing steel toe shoes 👀
Classic!!!!
It began to be real funny when Kramer was pounding the change with his fist
You got to be tall for this..Kramer is 6'3
"Neither rain, nor sleet.. IT'S THE FIRST ONE!"
sisbrawny Newman lol
I was never that big on creeds
Kramer goofball
@@aaronmontalvo193 You're supposed to deliver my calzones! We had a deal!
The back kick is funny as hell.
1:04 Now George understands why Seinfeld hates Newman.
"But I'm paying you!"
"Yes, thank you."
"Newman!"
TabascoSauceandMayo You're supposed to deliver my Calzone's we had a DEAL!!!
i lose it every time he kicks the counter
I sometimes lose it when he kicks the counter, but not every time, like you do.
Does that make me less good than you?
good is a point of view
I think you're probably gooder than me.
@@drServitis i did that once at pizza pizza
@@marioiacolucci You lost it, or you kicked the counter at pizza pizza??
Everyone is hollering over the counter kick, but something about the calzone guy rushing to the back while waving his hands was what really got me
goddamn, I started laughing at George's first line. " I was dropping off the calzone money for the week.". it just made me think of the ridiculous bullshit that George goes through to get these calzones to Steinbrenner. then I absolutely lost it when Kramer bent over and all the change fell out. I love this goddamn show.
I knew about calzones from this show lol.
I knew about calzones from a Venezuelan tramp I dated in Miami. Dated as in past tense.
You should both learn about calzones from how they taste. Amazing
Bob S I wish calzones are sold in my country
Which country do you live in?
If you have a pizza hut in your country pizza hut has calzones but they call them p zones
The reverse double kick to the counter is like a cherry on top of the scene
"What the hell do i know about cooking a shirt" had me dying laughing
That backward kick was funny.
He is like take that punk!
I dont think you could even get 1 calzone for $7.50 in New York today.
Squire Muldoon how much is a mean cal-a-zone?
Squire Muldoon a decent calzone is like 8 something in nyc rn
@@luigixroxas that's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
Is there a calzone that actually has eggplant in it? Because that is what I would want if I visit NYC again.
Nowadays you could buy a calzone for 75.00 in NYC.
Overpriced dump, still wondering what the hell happened.
I sincerely wish I had Kramer as a personal friend.
There's not many scenes between these 2. They're great together.
Even tho they hate each other, they’re hilarious together
The back kick on counter, funny as hell, will never get old.
''I believe the deal, was that I get your calzones ON MY ROUTE! WELL TODAY I WON'T BE GOING ON MY ROUTE, WILL I?!''
Gotta love how Newman increases in intensity as he goes on!
BUT IM PAYING YOU!!
@@constellationsquid1993 Yes, thank you
@@NitPickz NEWMAN
I have a feeling Newman first heard that song from A Clockwork Orange.
One of history's greatest shows. Top 5.
I want a calzone now.
me 2
Just don't send Kramer out to get you one.
Calzone is just pizza that is harder to eat
only relevant comment
I love how the calzones were already prepared before Kramer ordered 🤣🤔
I know right nor did Kramer even have to say what he wanted in the Calzone.
Yeah but this was a place that was known for their calzones so I’m assuming they were always making them.
If its a really popular item they might constantly make them so they always have some ready
@@stolasgoetia93 standard calzone is cheese
Love this freaking episode.!!!!!!!
if this was big bang theory, Kramer would have to explain how he wants the put his coat in the oven because it was raining out and got his close wet. The audience would be confused about why Kramer was looking at the oven.
Don't even put that shitshow in the same sentence as Seinfeld
its a shit show but david from rosanne is cool
PC Principal He Triggered Warning, Maybe Kramer see's himself as a A Sexual Lizzard Person Bro?
As for needing to explain: C-L-O-T-H-E-S.
I don’t know why but it’s beyond hilarious when he says “what the hell do I know about cooking a shirt” 😂
1:03 the greatest moment in television history
really??
I didn’t notice it till years later, but the look on the woman’s face sitting behind Kramer, when this fight breaks out, is over the top😹😹😹
Lol I love George's reaction when Kramer goes to his office after this clip ends.
George: "What happened to your shirt?"
Kramer: "He over cooked it!"
Snehal Krishnan h
Where are the calzones
Kramer is an honorary Italian
$7.50 for 3 calzones? That's $2.50 per. Not too shabby.
1996 prices
1:53 Kramer looks like a cowboy 😂😂😂
To this day I still have never eaten a Calzone. I want one.
the guy had already 3 calzones ready before kramer said what he wanted ; - )
Fell out when Kramer and The Pizza Guy Was Arguing with each Other and Kramer Kicked the Counter
When I was a kid I used to think Newman and George were the same guys
I'm eating a calzone for dinner right now. It's delicious, but the thing is: IT'S HUGE. I couldn't even finish the first half.
2 years ago and you're still trying to finish that calzone
The first 3 seconds are hilarious, I have no idea what's going on but it's funny.
Did you finally see the whole episode?
"oh right, it's raining" lol
love how others know that newman just won't work on rainy days
@@spyguymarquez8216 Kramer and Newman have a recurring friendship and are paired in other episodes, so Kramer offhandedly recalling that Newman doesn’t work in the rain makes sense
the last 5 seconds is the best!
BUT I'M PAYING YOU!
yes thank you.
lol george got pwned
Newman!...
$7.50 for 3 Calzones? In New York City?
Even in the 90's that was a great deal.
Worked with a woman who refused to work in the rain - coincidentally we delivered all the mail to all the libraries at my alma mater. She called in sick every time it rained - there could be a blinding blizzard, deadly thunderstorms, tornadoes, she’d be there! Rain, never.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt” lmaooo
FYI - Total price for the Calzones was $17.50 (including tax). Each Calzone was $5.50 for a subtotal of $16.50 and with 6% sales tax the total comes to $17.50.
McHale72 it was only 6% in the 90s?
Just cracks me up when he kicks on the counter...lol
Whers my calzone?- big stien
Back when we laughed out loud for real
Newman singing...lol
Newman!
This explains the coin shortage krammer has all the coins lol
Damn ! Nicki was gorgeous. I don't think I could say no to her either.
eugene endres. Beautiful woman. They can have whatever they want, whenever they want it and no one can stop them...!
@Zlar Vixen nah theres also ugly women with no qualities
Zlar Vixen Lmao sure.
Peter Allas, the calzone maker.
He was in spiderman 2 hot dog vender
0:51 I love the evil way Newman says "Route!"
you know it rains kinda often in new york
It's raining and yet, George's coat is dry...but when Kramer goes to pick up the calzones, he's soaking wet.
“I’m siiiiiinging in the…”
I'm eating a calzone while watching this clip.
Ah ah ah..........even French people loves it.......I know, that's weird.
Cheers from france.
Newman!!
The motherfuckin' toe tap😂😂😂
Legends says, he was wearing steel toe shoes 👀
If only he had accepted the money from George this would have never happened
Great 100 Yep...can’t just pay in 750 pennies. It slows down business and would hold up long lines
Change is American currency...
3:30 when I go to pay at any store every time
Wait I just realized, how did Kramer even know what to order?? George never told him 😂😂
+alo254 He asked "what happened to newman?" He knows what their business arrangement is and the terms.
And the three calzones were just sitting there ready for when he ordered them
Newman is a route tease.
Kramer trying to speak Italian 😂
AYYY WAT A MINUTEEE, AYY, OHHH,
BUBLUBLUBULBULBUBLUBLULBLBULB LFMAOOOO
I’m beginning to think that Newman is my route postman (lazy as sloth)!
7.50 for 3 calzones that's a great deal
now if it was all quarters id take it
Kramer:i got 8 ton in change i got unload it
Me:8 ton in change in what pennys
$7.50 for 3 calzones? Damn I gotta take a trip to New York
lol, ikr. Seen this episode over and over and just realized "that's a good deal....."
In the 90s things were reasonably priced
Even tho he’s a jerk, I like Newman! He’s hilarious
Kramer, Frank Costanza, and Newman are tied for the number 1 spot on my list
Classic !
This guy will put a shirt in his pizza oven , but he won't accept Loose Change to purchase calzones which is good money this guy is a conundrum
Too bad for Kramer they didn't have Coinstar machines back then.
Newman would then get what was coming to him
Thank you dinosaurs
3:15 I wonder what the health inspector would say about that?
hey it was the 90s, man
He should've accepted his money, gosh!
No….
the calzone guy was in sopranos, probably got tired of his job.
I’d take pennies, all damn day.
I like Panzerottis better! But Calzones are delicious too!
Why would a business like this even *have* a tip jar ?
Kramer wasn't really yelling in Italian. Just a bunch of angry gibberish.
+Sam Sticka Woah. They can't slip anything past you!
Nope.
Someone who's never seen the episode or doesn't pay attention.
I'm Italian, he was speaking fluently actually.
Oh, you are, are you?
3:56 AAAAAAAMARAGAANAA
I wish i saw this show before i whipped put half of the universe
And thanks to you Kramer and Jerry are dead... Nice going Thanos.
What's this sound at the start of the video? haha
What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?
Andrew Nichols it’s Dutch
Did Kramer really think he can pay all in change? It’s understandable why the seller said he can’t pay with this because it would take up so much time for him to count up making sure he paid the acceptable amount and it slows down business and would hold up long lines.
It's actually illegal for a business to refuse legitimate US currency.
fdsman But I can see where the seller is coming from. It would take up so much time for him to count up making sure the customer paid the acceptable amount if it’s all in change, it slows business down too.
This is a real life thing by the way
It would, but legally speaking if you turn them away, it would have to be for another reason other than they were trying to pay with pennies.
fdsman That’s a valid point. There are some stores that have a sign saying cash only. But those that don’t, in order to pay in change, it all depends on what the customer buys...if it pays for a soda can that only costs $1.00 in 4 quarters, that would be very acceptable because business wouldn’t slow down that way and hold up long lines.
But Kramer was paying for the calzones in 750 pennies. The counter guy has to keep business running efficiently and smoothly. This is why Kramer should’ve just taken the cash George offered him. There are people in real life too that try to fool the counter person into thinking they are paying the acceptable amount when they really aren’t. Counter people are under strict orders to make sure this doesn’t happen
Looks like Kramer made a mistake.
Remember the episode when Kramer yelled the Nword at that black guy
0:00 waaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttt
$7.50 for 3 calzones....GOD i miss the 90's. with bidenomics a large pizza costs $30 easy
So ... ?
...so?
Is raining
Three calzones 7.50 where?
Plus Ultra the 90’s
This was the.90s era PIZZA were lil cheaper too
👌
what is this? pennies!
hey soul sister