Stupid Things That Parents Do ( + FUPA )

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 23 тис.

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 8 років тому +2204

    Parent: Says something wrong
    child: corrects him
    Parent: your being disrespectful

    • @jacklusher7321
      @jacklusher7321 8 років тому +193

      child: You're*

    • @kurichannn
      @kurichannn 8 років тому +141

      +Jack Lusher adult: WHAT DID I JUST SAY

    • @intelligentskeptic5849
      @intelligentskeptic5849 8 років тому +71

      +Sample Text child: The wrong thing

    • @TheUnholyPiggy
      @TheUnholyPiggy 8 років тому +44

      Triggered

    • @peekodan
      @peekodan 8 років тому +71

      I actually corrected the teacher and she said it was bad behavior

  • @Miko-vi8vq
    @Miko-vi8vq 8 років тому +5186

    So you donated $1000? Well too bad, your cousin donated $2000!

    • @mehmetalidemir8380
      @mehmetalidemir8380 8 років тому +124

      underrated comment is underrated.

    • @revilo2112
      @revilo2112 8 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @BobJoe-hv1lw
      @BobJoe-hv1lw 8 років тому +1

      Oh yeah.

    • @tweeds94
      @tweeds94 8 років тому +1

      Lolololololololo

    • @Psyhius
      @Psyhius 8 років тому +38

      Yeah but my cousin's dad earns 2 times more cash then you!

  • @wetraccs5747
    @wetraccs5747 6 років тому +824

    When i get an A my parents dont even compliment me but when i get a C oh mother of god i want to die

    • @milliejukes9955
      @milliejukes9955 5 років тому +18

      Same!

    • @chad5870
      @chad5870 5 років тому +47

      I keep returning to the fact that I think Asian mother's are happy when their child get a A+ but get mad as hell when its a A-. It just haunts me

    • @amyhua6912
      @amyhua6912 5 років тому +4

      Earl John Medallo qq

    • @hamidawan514
      @hamidawan514 5 років тому +4

      Earl John Medallo same (I'm using my dads phone)

    • @reagan7637
      @reagan7637 5 років тому

      ejm 2305 IKR

  • @floor9257
    @floor9257 5 років тому +539

    When I get an A on my test: "Yeah well done I guess" for 2 seconds
    When I get a C or lower: "YOUNG GIRL WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING" for 4 weeks

    • @yurifrommw215
      @yurifrommw215 4 роки тому +12

      My parents don’t give a shit about my grades unless they are straight fails. I’ll get Straught A’s and they don’t give a shit all they care about is how I am at home.

    • @drunkaxolotl
      @drunkaxolotl 4 роки тому +5

      I think there was something about humans caring more about failures than victories.

    • @stevensanchez1192
      @stevensanchez1192 3 роки тому +5

      When I complete an assignment worth hundreds of points: K
      When I miss an assignment worth two points: You're a disgrace

    • @AutumnAri
      @AutumnAri 3 роки тому +3

      same except it's a b or lower until they see that crap change

    • @shotaaizawa4817
      @shotaaizawa4817 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh I still get yelled at if my A's aren't perfect. I get a 93% and that isn't good enough for them

  • @violetazake8323
    @violetazake8323 8 років тому +3678

    My mom : ''Why don't you have good grades like your classmates''
    Me : '' Some of my classmates smoke , so should I then smoke?''
    My mom : ''Don''t compare yourself to your classmates!''
    ( yes that actually happened to me )

    • @Laprisu
      @Laprisu 8 років тому +109

      WTF

    • @nintheweeb6275
      @nintheweeb6275 8 років тому +41

      then copy what the good classmate do and not smoke.

    • @megatronsroyalemissary382
      @megatronsroyalemissary382 8 років тому +10

      Seriously?

    • @dementation4603
      @dementation4603 8 років тому +24

      happens to me all the time...

    • @potatopatato8211
      @potatopatato8211 8 років тому +27

      doesn't happen to me because my parents are badass
      ha my life is better than yours my life is better than your-
      i'll go die now

  • @Honeybreee
    @Honeybreee 8 років тому +4854

    ....arguing with elders is like trying put out fire with gasoline

    • @Honeybreee
      @Honeybreee 8 років тому +102

      En Potaaato would you rather have that person with the fake accounts get top comment?

    • @Honeybreee
      @Honeybreee 8 років тому +15

      ***** k then

    • @cheeesypuffs
      @cheeesypuffs 8 років тому

      +DonaldTrumpFaggot LMAO harsh but true

    • @murramyburgh5348
      @murramyburgh5348 8 років тому +2

      No us kids matter to just because I'm 10 don't judge doesn't make u in the right

    • @cheeesypuffs
      @cheeesypuffs 8 років тому +2

      Racend the more you know o.o

  • @angelusioritan1763
    @angelusioritan1763 5 років тому +740

    Dad: YOU REPLIED TO MY QUESTION!??!!??!?
    *HOW DARE YOU*

    • @martinford1988
      @martinford1988 5 років тому +14

      Ayori kun dad: WHY DID U ___________?!!!!
      Me: BECAUSE _________
      Dad: HOW DARE U TALK BACK
      Dad: WHY DID U ___________\
      Me:
      Dad: WELL?! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      U basically in checkmae

    • @nonchalantce0720
      @nonchalantce0720 5 років тому

      *LE GASP*

    • @ctoooc
      @ctoooc 4 роки тому

      Any parent

    • @nanoguitar1
      @nanoguitar1 4 роки тому

      Kid: flamethrower*

    • @mossycobbIe
      @mossycobbIe 4 роки тому

      Screw you mum

  • @maythegamer1291
    @maythegamer1291 5 років тому +163

    “See? Your cousin helps her mom clean the house”
    “Her Mom actually DOES clean the house”

  • @aaronkim557
    @aaronkim557 8 років тому +1457

    I'm the only child in my family and they pick my friends for favorites

    • @Creaform003
      @Creaform003 8 років тому +52

      That's why I told my childhood friends to act like a bunch of ass holes when they came over.

    • @lunarie8622
      @lunarie8622 8 років тому +43

      My parents always said that "I will buy you this in like 2 days" for 3 years
      Mind=Blown

    • @sarcashd3991
      @sarcashd3991 8 років тому +1

      +Ertytheqwerty g cf urxrxurxricrruxrduditdrsrudtuz58xux5dd47d64d5d69d58sueatuztkztxriztiztstisicitdtkxktxtkxitdtidtixtjxjtxttdtjsktdtkcgztk5nfr cycle. f6jthzrtjrdkkdylfyykditsdyxyylxktkzyysylsksysyskttksyoddyksktssisktssktkktstkstksakdktsktkss5otskskystkstktksraktkstistosiiarrarizsktzirisrisfkkfsktstistksstkfskzksfktstostsrlaetaeyksustixyksjtdykxykdykcgkdyxtisutsiyxykditdkyditdtidktdykdtdtusurstjxtkditstiztkxrudtifktdrhdtdhrz x haha what the hell you doing in your sleep you lose nothing bum bum in the hole in a min min min min hello ding ding ding ding ding ding hello darling bum bum bum ba dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bum bum a condition bodyguard bodyguard bodyguard bodyguard bodyguard in your bum and I'm speaking through the microphone so you can hear everything I am saying into the microphone bum bum bum ba ha ha ha

    • @howlingwestyseacaps8841
      @howlingwestyseacaps8841 8 років тому +1

      +Ertytheqwerty Same here M8.

    • @bengodw7978
      @bengodw7978 8 років тому

      AwesomeGamer Jake you are the biggest Bradbury ever

  • @OnlyRusseLLHD
    @OnlyRusseLLHD 8 років тому +412

    Parent: "Inaudible"
    Me: "Pardon?"
    Parent: "YOU HEARD ME!"
    This sort of thing pisses me off so much...

    • @ujlt7198
      @ujlt7198 8 років тому +39

      Parent: "Abtbygfd"
      Me: "wut?"
      Parent: ".."
      me: ".."
      Parent:"LKDJGFKSLDJFNJBGFKBSKJF"
      me:"WHAT?!"
      Parent:"YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL"

    • @ranger8606
      @ranger8606 8 років тому +45

      *Me listening on headphones*
      Parents: ghishsbfiabwiwkdkgldowl
      Me: *takes off headphones* what?
      Parents:
      Parents:
      Parents:
      Me: *puts headphones back in*
      Parents: hsaydkfifnshwydf
      Me: Mbruh

    • @plasto2705
      @plasto2705 8 років тому

      +GalacticSpaceRanger same

    • @charlotteeyre7966
      @charlotteeyre7966 8 років тому

      +GalacticSpaceRanger I'm doing that rn 😂😂

    • @bar___
      @bar___ 8 років тому

      +GalacticSpaceRanger You understand my life.

  • @shrekyourself8356
    @shrekyourself8356 5 років тому +1806

    Mom: You’ve been staring at that phone for the whole day
    Me: Actually, I was at school for the whole day
    Mom: *DON’T TALK BACK TO ME*

  • @eric_t123
    @eric_t123 5 років тому +436

    me: *watching youtube*
    parent: STOP WATCHING THAT SH** AND WATCH SOME TV OR A MOVIE
    me: *watching a movie*
    parent: READ THE DAMN BOOK

    • @decodetalker2149
      @decodetalker2149 5 років тому +3

      So true XD

    • @caesar_0015
      @caesar_0015 5 років тому +7

      Eric_T123
      me: (in my mind) I‘M GONNA SHOVE THAT BOOK UP YOUR ASS YOU SON OF A MISERABLE FUCK!

    • @ahmadyassin6991
      @ahmadyassin6991 5 років тому +9

      *reads the book*
      parent:play outside and stop being antisocial

    • @alexdelgadiyo2549
      @alexdelgadiyo2549 5 років тому +1

      L

    • @onlythereal3233
      @onlythereal3233 4 роки тому +6

      me: *reading a book*
      parent: DO YOUR CHORES
      :/

  • @Duel53
    @Duel53 8 років тому +225

    Most annoying thing my mother would do when I was very going:
    When I was 6-8, my mother used to berate me for not knowing how to wash dishes, do laundry, or mow the grass. So I would say, "Okay teach me." Which would often be ignored. So, when the grass got too high, I asked her to let me cut it; "No, no. You'll mess it up. (You could apply this to all three of these things)" and a week later she said "You never wanna cut grass! You're so lazy! Other kids can do it!"
    Stuff like that is what some parents do that really pisses me off.

    • @Duel53
      @Duel53 8 років тому +9

      *was growing up

    • @lampshadebee1035
      @lampshadebee1035 8 років тому +4

      yup, my mum did this nd stil does

    • @DrPluton
      @DrPluton 8 років тому +2

      That's why I never learned to cook.

    • @OmerIsKewl
      @OmerIsKewl 8 років тому

      yea my mom does that but says that within hours not weeks

    • @scientisticthug8454
      @scientisticthug8454 8 років тому +1

      this is the story of my life

  • @pauljankootje3943
    @pauljankootje3943 8 років тому +221

    Another stupid thing parents say.
    "Dinner's ready!"
    You get down to the kitchen to get your dinner, and then your mother say.
    "It'll be ready in just a few minutes, you'll have to wait a little while more."

    • @TheOfficialRoygbivAryn
      @TheOfficialRoygbivAryn 8 років тому +8

      THIS

    • @Meowjoker
      @Meowjoker 8 років тому +2

      +The Official Roygbiv IS

    • @9a912
      @9a912 8 років тому +2

      +Lam Tuong FUCKING

    • @Lyrkc
      @Lyrkc 8 років тому +2

      +Ashley Jones TRUE

    • @shadshiba8363
      @shadshiba8363 8 років тому

      At least my parents don't do the Lunch and Dinner exept Breakfast they make me whatever food in any time

  • @emilypeyt0n
    @emilypeyt0n 5 років тому +1293

    *Everything in this video is 100% true*

  • @Yumifruitt
    @Yumifruitt 5 років тому +143

    It’s so annoying when I ask to go out with friends and then they say NO and then a few hours later THEn THEY COMPLAIN I DONT DO ANYTHING AND IM LIKE I ASKED YOU 4 HOURS AGO IF I COULD GO OUT AND YOU SAY NO LIKE OMG

    • @yurifrommw215
      @yurifrommw215 4 роки тому +1

      Sleepy_ Uwu I know how you feel 😔

    • @halfounceofhell
      @halfounceofhell 4 роки тому +2

      same

    • @jamelpiclit3062
      @jamelpiclit3062 3 роки тому +2

      Also when you ask them if you can have permission to hang out with friends, then you don't ask for permission and go out with them. Then they will say "why didn't you ask permission?".

  • @limited9024
    @limited9024 7 років тому +790

    When will parents understand that you can't pause an online game..

    • @Roberto-jl2nh
      @Roberto-jl2nh 6 років тому +27

      My mom understands it but my dad doesn't.

    • @WeirdAl45231
      @WeirdAl45231 6 років тому +27

      Live, Ride, Die
      My grandma understands, my dad pretends to understand. My uncle and step mom don't.

    • @Supponit
      @Supponit 6 років тому +4

      When pigs fly

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 6 років тому +12

      My parents (thankfully) know that an online game can't be paused. So instead, they always ask me if I can pause.

    • @storysurgeon5922
      @storysurgeon5922 6 років тому +6

      Live, Ride, Die My parents know that it cant be paused, but they dont care. They just say that they will pause the game when they unplug my pc

  • @virtualnuke-bl5ym
    @virtualnuke-bl5ym 8 років тому +254

    When comparing someone to someone else, my parents compare me to them when they were my age.
    "Hey, when I was 10 I did all the laundry, cleaned all the dishes and made all the food for my mom! What do you do?!?! Nothing!!!!"
    Me: "yeah, well in the 80's you had nothing to do, but I have this thing called a computer now..."
    "WHAAAT!!! YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE LAZY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A COMPUTER!!!
    Me: "uhh, no, I never-"
    "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM THE COMPUTER FOR 2 WEEKS!!"
    Me: "well, what did I do wrong? Talk to you?"
    "DONT TALK BACK!!! ITS 3 WEEKS NOW!!!"
    Me: "I have friends, so I don't need a computer, I can just go to a friends house."
    "YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!" *breaks the computer
    Me: yeah, thanks for buying me that computer, actually wait, YOU DIDNT BUY IT I FUCKING BOUGHT IT!!!

    • @virtualnuke-bl5ym
      @virtualnuke-bl5ym 8 років тому +1

      This is also an accurate depiction of ever time I go into my moms room.

    • @generichumanbeing6341
      @generichumanbeing6341 8 років тому

      Hate that

    • @appledough3843
      @appledough3843 8 років тому +2

      I get where you're coming from but talking back to your parents is disrespectful where i'm from. Let them realize their mistake. It's really dishonorable for me to talk back. I have been tough discipline and came out just fine.

    • @jaggerra7
      @jaggerra7 8 років тому +13

      Having a computer is no excuse to not help out around the house. They have lives too. You think they want to do chores around the house after working all day at a shitty job? No they don't, but they also know that shit needs to get done. Breaking the computer was extreme, but from what you wrote it sounds like you've driven them past the breaking point with your excuses to be lazy.

    • @Hawkent
      @Hawkent 8 років тому +1

      It's just a prank bro

  • @oswaldcobblepot365
    @oswaldcobblepot365 5 років тому +80

    *parents give you 4M chores*
    *gets mad when they find out you didn't do your homework because you were too busy doing chores, eating, sleeping, and taking a shower*

    • @RealDexterMidnight
      @RealDexterMidnight 4 роки тому +3

      We should ban homework

    • @yurifrommw215
      @yurifrommw215 4 роки тому +2

      That’s why I do my homework but not my chores cause chores (If there are too many getting in the way of my homework) aren’t what get you a job and a career for your life.

    • @josh_the_alien
      @josh_the_alien 2 роки тому +1

      @@yurifrommw215 neither does homewo-
      *Fucking dropkicked by some nerd on the internet about to lecture me about how homework helps you out in life*

    • @juan6richard175
      @juan6richard175 2 роки тому +1

      @@josh_the_alien it doesn't lol

    • @josh_the_alien
      @josh_the_alien 2 роки тому +2

      @@juan6richard175 you're right, also what kinda nerd watches GradeA UnderA, so nvm about that

  • @noel2039
    @noel2039 5 років тому +195

    2 years ago whe the dad asked "how do you spell mia kalifa?" It went over my head
    now i know...i wish i didnt

    • @tej2199
      @tej2199 4 роки тому +14

      I don't wanna seen as a f*** but it's khalifa.

    • @Slicky_
      @Slicky_ 4 роки тому +1

      You can't even spell her name right

    • @gruffyddtaylor1872
      @gruffyddtaylor1872 4 роки тому

      69th like... nice

  • @melissahounchell4048
    @melissahounchell4048 7 років тому +312

    Parents who will compare their kid to other people will compare them, but will later tell them that they should be themselves. WTF?

    • @kadabra3633
      @kadabra3633 6 років тому

      Jaxsonplays PC something like this can happen
      Parents: that's not how you you have sex look at Jonathan
      We: What the fuck dad

  • @faboze
    @faboze 8 років тому +973

    Grade I started saying 'mate' at the end of all sentences and now my mom started doing it too (we're not British)

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 5 років тому +223

    When you're right, no one remembers.
    When you're wrong, no one forgets.
    This is pretty much a parent's equivalent of finding free high-quality porn

  • @sandraleiva6655
    @sandraleiva6655 6 років тому +122

    4:33 *Son how do you spell Mia Khalifa* IM DEAD😂😂

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 5 років тому +8

      1,000 SUBS WITH NO VIDEOS Grade would've been more pissed if his dad asked how to spell "Karrueche Tran" 😆

    • @greedy7927
      @greedy7927 4 роки тому

      Mia Khalid’s a horn star

    • @greedy7927
      @greedy7927 4 роки тому

      Jordan S. I can’t say it that’s why

  • @RasputinReview
    @RasputinReview 8 років тому +850

    The real issue is that so many people think kids are idiots. kids aren't idiots, they are naive and ill informed, but not stupid.

    • @bobbygrav1078
      @bobbygrav1078 8 років тому +38

      You just described what my dad thinks of all people and children, besides his wife and brothers, lol

    • @familyphysician1063
      @familyphysician1063 8 років тому +1

      So basicalyl every single person on earth.

    • @Daxter609
      @Daxter609 8 років тому +28

      Children can be pretty smart when it comes to manipulation, because people see them as "idiots" or no significant threat it allows them to easily manipulate others.

    • @ccnj7345
      @ccnj7345 8 років тому

      +Bobby Gray Your dad thinks that kids aren't stupid?

    • @veetigtr
      @veetigtr 8 років тому

      +Fragile MemeLord But if you say that then it would suggest that this wouldnt apply to you.

  • @AsianIdiots323
    @AsianIdiots323 7 років тому +734

    I ALWAYS fucking get that question one. "Why don't you do your homework?!?"
    Me: "But I am, look this is my trigonomet-"
    Them: "DONT TALK BACK TO ME IN THAT TONE!"
    THE FUCK?!

  • @EN-dx1qi
    @EN-dx1qi 5 років тому +255

    I would show this to my family but they would get really angry at all the swearing.. 😅

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 5 років тому +1

      Ik you’re going to say armys everywhere where is he now ? Why isn't he making videos anymore ?

    • @EN-dx1qi
      @EN-dx1qi 5 років тому

      Dennis mob I’m not really sure either... I’m looking for someone who knows, but I think he said he finds making videos stressful or something...?

    • @vaccchip4177
      @vaccchip4177 5 років тому +8

      Wow they are focused on something not important instead of the main topic

    • @annmasonba2318
      @annmasonba2318 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @yurifrommw215
      @yurifrommw215 4 роки тому +3

      Vacc CHIP for real yet I bet they watch their stupid movies with cussing all the time

  • @masterseng5319
    @masterseng5319 5 років тому +73

    I'm from Asia and this is everyday life
    Me: got all A except for one B
    Mommy :what is this eh?!
    Me:good results
    Mommy : NO BETTER STUDY YOUR ART ONLY CAN PLAY!!

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 4 роки тому +3

      Hi from Asia and this is everyday life, I’m dad

  • @pancakesonrage902
    @pancakesonrage902 8 років тому +861

    With the amount of youtubers sponsoring audible, i could probably have a free trial for 10 years.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 8 років тому +10

      Could that work? Rotating free trials? If that works we've just stumbled onto a super cool idea.

    • @NoobaGutt
      @NoobaGutt 8 років тому +1

      good fucking idea.

    • @hugo3t6
      @hugo3t6 8 років тому +4

      +Oda Swifteye probably gotta use different emails tho

    • @Andrew-pi3xl
      @Andrew-pi3xl 8 років тому +21

      +Oda Swifteye no because you need a credit card to get the free trial. You can only have as many accounts as you do credit cards.

    • @Andrew-pi3xl
      @Andrew-pi3xl 8 років тому

      +Oda Swifteye no because you need a credit card to get the free trial. You can only have as many accounts as you do credit cards.

  • @flirtyflipgirl
    @flirtyflipgirl 8 років тому +395

    I wish I could send this to my mom.
    But she'd get pissed af.

  • @tommieyang
    @tommieyang 5 років тому +90

    Parent: hey,wanna make cookies?
    Me: YESSSSS
    Parent: no.
    LIKE WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK ME THEN WOMEN.

  • @attainascend
    @attainascend 5 років тому +102

    I got straight A*'s and when I go a b my mom freaked and compared me to my Asian classmates who aren't smart as hell
    Mothers and fathers would get offended by every thing I say

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 5 років тому +3

      Tell them that grades in school means how good at a subject your at in school that’s all

    • @FilthyLegionMain
      @FilthyLegionMain 5 років тому +1

      they're like sjws

  • @JackAD
    @JackAD 8 років тому +469

    What about when they call saying dinner is ready but u still have to wait 5-10 mins

    • @appubob3662
      @appubob3662 8 років тому

      lmao that shit's annoying

    • @owensquelch449
      @owensquelch449 8 років тому +1

      +Tsumigami Mayu or if you are doing some thing and you get called down and you say 5 minutes and 4 seconds later do you want your dinner or what

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 8 років тому +3

      When my mom would do that, I would normally come and see it wasn't and say "Call me when it's really done". :P

    • @jameshamilton2212
      @jameshamilton2212 8 років тому +3

      OMG it is the most annoying thing. And whenever I suggest that they call me down, when it's on the plate not in the oven I get the "it's not a hotel" excuse.

    • @goth9160
      @goth9160 8 років тому

      So true

  • @cannedbread1233
    @cannedbread1233 8 років тому +346

    That second one is every teacher ever

  • @von5187
    @von5187 5 років тому +78

    Me : studies for 4 hours straight
    Parents :
    Me : gets on my phone for 5 minutes
    Parents : *YOU'RE ALWAYS ON YOUR PHONE GODDAMMIT GIMME YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW*
    Me : Tells them that I just picked up my phone and has been studying for 4 hours straight
    Parents : *WELL I DIDN'T SEE YOU STUDY AND 4 HOURS ARE NOT ENOUGH*
    Me : cries

    • @yurifrommw215
      @yurifrommw215 4 роки тому +2

      Websterious that use to be my parents but they eventually got with the program

    • @Octocat77
      @Octocat77 3 роки тому +1

      But kids shouldn’t have phones

  • @acKhaos
    @acKhaos 4 роки тому +13

    Don’t even get me started on the “don’t talk back, I’m the adult” stuff

  • @kalown2275
    @kalown2275 8 років тому +250

    You can tell Grade grew up in an Asian household xDD

    • @kalown2275
      @kalown2275 8 років тому +16

      Somebody gonna get hurt real bad..... somebody!

    • @aric4360
      @aric4360 8 років тому +3

      I'm not mad I'm Vietnamese

    • @musaddiqueh6248
      @musaddiqueh6248 8 років тому +1

      He did a face reveal, He isn't asain, He could possibly be South Asian though, he hasn't confirmed his ethnicity

    • @biscuit8787
      @biscuit8787 8 років тому +1

      I geuss he is since hes indian

    • @biscuit8787
      @biscuit8787 8 років тому +6

      He is asain....

  • @haydens3050
    @haydens3050 8 років тому +473

    Hate when your parents think they're right just because your a kid and they are the adults.

    • @arandominternetperson9201
      @arandominternetperson9201 8 років тому +62

      Me:its raining
      Mom:no its not
      me: yes it is, i can feel it
      mom: thats just the wind blowing water of of tree leaves
      Me: there isnt a strong enough wind to blow water that far
      MOm: (*hits me on the back of the head*) what did i say?
      me:its not raining
      mom:so what is it
      Me:not raining
      (*about 10 minutes later*)
      me:mom, its raining
      mom: oh, look at that.
      This is a conversation my mom and i had while on vacation. And she never apologised.

    • @haydens3050
      @haydens3050 8 років тому

      LOL XD sorry about that.

    • @jlalbin
      @jlalbin 8 років тому +1

      +a random internet person that's terrible

    • @arandominternetperson9201
      @arandominternetperson9201 8 років тому +19

      +Autumn Lewis
      yeah, thats the worst. Or they change rules whenever they feel like it. Or when they say "you will understand when you are older" or when they try to use giving birth to you are changing your dippers (i feel like im spelling it wrong) as an excuse for anything they do wrong.

    • @ligandeeznuts497
      @ligandeeznuts497 8 років тому +3

      they give you food and shelter. the don't have to. just take it and don't reply.

  • @lmaolini
    @lmaolini 5 років тому +67

    My parenst always want me to do something for them but when I ask them for doing something for me they're saying: Don't give us work!
    WTF
    Edit: I'm back 4 months later lol

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 4 роки тому

      Hi back four months later lol, I’m parenst!

    • @lmaolini
      @lmaolini 4 роки тому

      @@kittencorp.3295 what are you trying to say? That you are a parent?

    • @ItzSonic69
      @ItzSonic69 3 роки тому

      @@lmaolini its a joke

    • @lmaolini
      @lmaolini 3 роки тому

      @@ItzSonic69 jeah I do not get it xD
      WAIT NOW I DO OMG XD

  • @lachdestroyer9337
    @lachdestroyer9337 5 років тому +32

    Grade: There is only one reason people would ask a question and that is to have it answered.
    Me: What about rhetorical questions?

  • @andriusbal7558
    @andriusbal7558 8 років тому +496

    arguing with elders is like trying put out fire with gasoline

    • @AnimatedDisc
      @AnimatedDisc 8 років тому +12

      Lmao this is way too true not to be funny

    • @sophiaz6833
      @sophiaz6833 8 років тому

      Ugh yes! So true.

    • @makkypak415
      @makkypak415 8 років тому

      tru

    • @ryuzep
      @ryuzep 8 років тому

      acrru-ate

    • @davionpeterkin8523
      @davionpeterkin8523 8 років тому

      ya cuz if you dont do anything, the fire rages. But if you try to do it l, everythings stays on fire and gets worse

  • @Dancestapper
    @Dancestapper 8 років тому +453

    or when parents come into your room and when they go again they don't close the fucking door.

    • @jinception01
      @jinception01 8 років тому +7

      Relatable as f

    • @PigR1
      @PigR1 8 років тому +14

      They always tell me to close the fucking door when they don't even do it

    • @whatisthis1645
      @whatisthis1645 8 років тому +2

      I hate that so much

    • @jianyu77
      @jianyu77 8 років тому +3

      100% agree, when my door is opened, they close it, when its closed, they open it, its just redicilous

    • @Jfatland86
      @Jfatland86 8 років тому +10

      I mean I'm trying to watch my porn and they leave the door open

  • @fyce9013
    @fyce9013 5 років тому +75

    You also should mentioned that sometimes some parents tell their kids to get off of their phone or computer , but in reality they are doing the same thing👌

    • @zaneo2037
      @zaneo2037 2 роки тому

      “bUt yOU r oN tHe pHOnE alL tHe TiMe.”

  • @Capp0bvious
    @Capp0bvious 5 років тому +29

    Being an asian is not that easy, first of all they expect you to get A+'s on regular stuff so i could deal with that but then you get invited to an advanced program and they make u join, then your grades drop from A+ to A on about half the subjects and they start yelling at u even though you are basically a grade or 2(im now up by 2 since it increases by 1.5 each year) higher than what u rlly are supposed to be at

    • @yurifrommw215
      @yurifrommw215 4 роки тому +6

      CapObvious guess Asain parents are not as smart as they sound since they don’t even understand how grades work and how they are weighed 😂🤨😂

  • @ParisWantsToHaveFun
    @ParisWantsToHaveFun 8 років тому +306

    Hate it when people think they deserve respect just because they are older😒

    • @mattylovesallll
      @mattylovesallll 8 років тому +20

      A pro-tip: when some old bas-turd says that youth is wasted on the young, just reply with, "No - wisdom is wasted on the old."...that or just block their toilet.

    • @steisme3
      @steisme3 8 років тому +31

      Dumbest reply ever, you don't respect people based off age, you respect people based off actions.

    • @archdukeferdinandofthe3rdc9
      @archdukeferdinandofthe3rdc9 8 років тому +40

      +Arjay James Does an idiot deserve your respect for the simple reason that he is older than you?

    • @carmencita1986able
      @carmencita1986able 8 років тому

      Me too,so I said this when people tell other people to respect older people who are AHOLES and NOT PART OF MY FAMILY! I say "so I respect Hitler and Donald Trump?"

    • @_FiFo_
      @_FiFo_ 8 років тому +19

      Depends on the situation. Here's an example.
      An old lady walks into a bus. All the seats are taken and you are in one of the seats. If the old lady says to you "Would you be so kind as to offer me a seat?" This makes this statement true.
      BUT, let's have a look at this next example, with the same scenario.
      If they say instead "Hey! Get outta that seat you bitch!" then throws her cane at you, that makes this statement false.
      What Arjay says is true. You should respect your relatives (unless they hate your guts, or you have been abused). Overall, age doesn't really mean anything. The only thing age does is show your experience in society.

  • @bobjenkins5027
    @bobjenkins5027 8 років тому +260

    my parents always compared me to my friends, yet when I compared myself to them they'd say "Don't compare yourself to them, you're unique".

    • @appubob3662
      @appubob3662 8 років тому +5

      my parents only compared me to my friends when i was a dick to them

    • @botbeamer
      @botbeamer 8 років тому

      lol same

    • @aftertheelectrike1847
      @aftertheelectrike1847 8 років тому

      My parents want me to be a valedectorian like one of my besties, but they don't realize that my friend is literally, indisputably, outright better in pretty much every way than I am acedemically.

    • @johnhernandez875
      @johnhernandez875 8 років тому +2

      Soemthing like that happens to me. But instead of me being unique, what they say is that Billy is not their son, I am. Aggravates me so much!

    • @salahsayar8921
      @salahsayar8921 8 років тому

      Yaaaas

  • @Mashimoe
    @Mashimoe 5 років тому +128

    *Shows to mom*
    *Mom hears GradeA swearing*
    Mom: yr grounded
    ;-;

    • @evgenyhristov7375
      @evgenyhristov7375 5 років тому +1

      Why you watching swear videos!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @vaccchip4177
      @vaccchip4177 5 років тому +17

      She is focusrd on the swearing instead of the main topic

    • @annmasonba2318
      @annmasonba2318 5 років тому +7

      Same here

    • @annmasonba2318
      @annmasonba2318 5 років тому +1

      @@evgenyhristov7375 !?!?!?!

    • @oryon6662
      @oryon6662 5 років тому

      Vacc CHIP hmmm

  • @ldcmcfly
    @ldcmcfly 5 років тому +9

    Parents: don't interrupt when I'm talking
    Also parents: *interrupts when you try to correct them*

  • @tzarnikolai1545
    @tzarnikolai1545 8 років тому +350

    How about when parents tell you to pause your game when your playing online

    • @horrorhxes
      @horrorhxes 8 років тому

      lmao

    • @CoolGuy-qz1ob
      @CoolGuy-qz1ob 8 років тому

      I h8 that ugh happens all the time

    • @thespeedofdeath
      @thespeedofdeath 8 років тому

      This is the one thing that's like, whatever.
      I used to get all pissed when i had to get up in the middle of an online game, but now i just get up and do whatever. it's not like anything of value is lost when you can just play it later.

    • @Luster_duster
      @Luster_duster 8 років тому

      thats bulls**t i hate that so freaking much

    • @1228Gamer
      @1228Gamer 8 років тому

      that is facts

  • @MXGIRL87
    @MXGIRL87 7 років тому +252

    grade A under A is always right😂

  • @azurecatastrophe2445
    @azurecatastrophe2445 5 років тому +35

    This is the truest video I have ever seen. Ever.

  • @DrPsychotic
    @DrPsychotic 6 років тому +23

    4:20 I actually face palled here XD

  • @harveywright589
    @harveywright589 6 років тому +217

    Mom:can you come get your tea
    Me:I can't I'm online
    Mom:so just pause it
    Me:I can't it's online
    mom:WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!
    So fucking annoying man

    • @keir_murray6567
      @keir_murray6567 6 років тому +6

      Harvey Wright nah my mum will usually just come in and turn my Xbox off if I take too long. Lucky.

    • @mrgoldfish573
      @mrgoldfish573 6 років тому

      Harvey Wright hahaha

    • @Brozinger_Gaming
      @Brozinger_Gaming 6 років тому +2

      Harvey Wright COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE

    • @Brozinger_Gaming
      @Brozinger_Gaming 6 років тому +2

      BIGL4DDIE I have a spiteful personality so I would probably not do what they want me to the rest of the day. And turn my Xbox back on.

    • @ryantrice7387
      @ryantrice7387 6 років тому

      Harvey Wright relatable

  • @Axeloukos
    @Axeloukos 8 років тому +1315

    The funny thing when you compare your self to someone else you get this "WE DONT CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE" =')

  • @yuna-wp2qw
    @yuna-wp2qw 5 років тому +37

    1:56 dude I am asian and in dumb as hell

  • @squishypeach1014
    @squishypeach1014 5 років тому +23

    My mom was in her room so I turned the volume all the way up so she can hear it 😂

  • @GamingComic123
    @GamingComic123 6 років тому +300

    And I hate it when parents compare themselves to me. Shit like "When I was a kid, I didn't spend all my time watching UA-cam!"

    • @seanmercado4824
      @seanmercado4824 6 років тому +5

      VexWard like my parents
      THEY ALWAYS FUCKING SAY THEY GET READY FOR FUCKING SKUL FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES!!

    • @purplemuffins3126
      @purplemuffins3126 6 років тому +1

      Same...

    • @sparechanneldontuse5029
      @sparechanneldontuse5029 6 років тому +12

      VexWard I always hate it when they say that kids spend all day on the Xbox. Nobody uses the Fucking Xbox anymore

    • @vizzy2375
      @vizzy2375 6 років тому +22

      CUZ IT DIDNT FUCKING EXIST WHEN THEY WERE KIDS.

    • @geesus8570
      @geesus8570 6 років тому +1

      Like u would have if u had it

  • @cousindickhead5143
    @cousindickhead5143 7 років тому +665

    I get all A's and clean my room without asking

    • @bajula4444
      @bajula4444 7 років тому +120

      Well you cousin Grade never boasts nor edits his comments

    • @chancemorgan7243
      @chancemorgan7243 6 років тому +41

      Well your cousin grade actually posts to his channel

    • @henry7771
      @henry7771 6 років тому

      XD

    • @gabrielleelaine4093
      @gabrielleelaine4093 6 років тому +20

      You know your cousin grade cured cancer?

    • @amarok5826
      @amarok5826 6 років тому +21

      Well your cousin GradeA isn't named after Male genitals

  • @rook250
    @rook250 4 роки тому +8

    Me:*Gets out of school then gets on phone*
    Mom:You've been on that phone"all day"
    *instantly stares at facebook for 4 hours straight*

  • @eyebrowprivilegerevoked1972
    @eyebrowprivilegerevoked1972 5 років тому +2

    i love my mom, but some of the things she does drive me insane!
    1. everytime I'm sad about something, my mom tells me to stop feeling sorry for myself
    2. everytime my brother steals my phone, food, or bike, punches me, takes my dog and won't let me pet her, shoots me with rubber bands, calls me names, or picks my lock so he can lay on my bed and refuse to leave, my mom tells him to stop/not do that, but never punishes him! If I glare at her, she says "stop glaring at me or I'll spank your bottom!!!!!!", but when he hits my head so hard I get dizzy when all I did was not turn the light on for him, she politely tells him to apologize and doesn't punish him at all.
    3. when I want to try a food I didn't like once/ 6 years ago, she looks at me like I'm insane and won't let me try it.

  • @faz1880
    @faz1880 6 років тому +460

    My mom compares me to my dad. She says stuff like "he has a job, he makes money". So then I told her the that I was under the legal age to work. And she said that it wasn't an excuse.

    • @JayFoxer
      @JayFoxer 6 років тому +30

      Faz
      Good grief

    • @failgaming8370
      @failgaming8370 6 років тому +72

      Bruh. What the heck. That is 110% an excuse. Ur mom needs a lesson what an excuse is and what isn't

    • @ethana.503
      @ethana.503 6 років тому +10

      Same problem.

    • @PlumbVibes
      @PlumbVibes 6 років тому +3

      🤣

    • @nayev118
      @nayev118 6 років тому +17

      then ur mom is fuken dumb
      EDIT: thanks for all the likes :)

  • @moosamubeen2819
    @moosamubeen2819 8 років тому +471

    My Ad-block blocked the whole video.

    • @LGcp359
      @LGcp359 8 років тому +63

      Lol #original lol #hilarious lol

    • @ambazack
      @ambazack 8 років тому +1

      L

    • @LGcp359
      @LGcp359 8 років тому +4

      +Snoop Doge No

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 8 років тому +2

      double-l

    • @marcoramos9437
      @marcoramos9437 8 років тому +4

      I think you need to update your ad-block

  • @depressedgirl7462
    @depressedgirl7462 5 років тому +44

    I’m severely depressed sometimes and u make me laugh all the time
    Ily grade

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 4 роки тому +5

      Hi severely depressed sometimes and u make me laugh all the time Ily grade, I’m dad

    • @bradhoyle3963
      @bradhoyle3963 4 роки тому +2

      @@kittencorp.3295 I have no fucking clue why that made me laugh, it was not funny.

    • @kylercarp3320
      @kylercarp3320 4 роки тому

      I am severely not giving a fuck, I severely get annoyed when ppl say they are depressed for attention

  • @martinford1988
    @martinford1988 5 років тому +9

    Mum (from downstairs): WHAT ARE U DOING UP THERE?!
    Me: im doing homework
    Mum: WHAT?!
    Me (louder): HOMEWORK!
    Mum: Y U SHOUTING AR ME?!!!!!!

    • @yurifrommw215
      @yurifrommw215 4 роки тому

      Martin Ford literally my dad cause he’s deaf as hell

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 4 роки тому +1

      Hi doing homework, I’m dad

  • @junkrat1292
    @junkrat1292 6 років тому +879

    I showed my parents this video because they do every single thing that the video said, and they got pissed and yelled at me. Lol

    • @citywok9579
      @citywok9579 6 років тому +68

      Junkrat 12 there's swearing mate that's y😅

    • @junkrat1292
      @junkrat1292 6 років тому +64

      Gamercat true but I meant to say was that they don’t think they do what’s in the video so they yelled at me for it. They didn’t really care about the language

    • @cerysdunbar9967
      @cerysdunbar9967 6 років тому +86

      the real question is did you stay silent or talk back??

    • @thesailing_bunny386
      @thesailing_bunny386 6 років тому +5

      Junkrat 12 love your name and pfp ♡°♡

    • @tianrunxu337
      @tianrunxu337 6 років тому +29

      Junkrat 12 same, although I showed them a more family friendly version, and they got my phone confiscated for a year because they're too arrogant to admit that they are not like that, and that their parenting methods are correct, when they do every single thing in that video

  • @ianhampton3568
    @ianhampton3568 7 років тому +249

    What about when they ask you to turn of the lights in your room while they are standing RIGHT NEXT TO THE LIGHT SWITCH.

    • @NimoutheDragon
      @NimoutheDragon 7 років тому +19

      Or ask you to grab them something but they are closest to it, while you're maybe in another room or something xD

    • @adeelrehman7692
      @adeelrehman7692 7 років тому +18

      Nimou The other day my mom legit called me from the other side of the house to get her the remote. She was laying on the fucking couch, and the remote was by her feet.
      And no she's not old.

    • @DMack6464
      @DMack6464 7 років тому

      Fucking millennials...

  • @thatrandomguy9841
    @thatrandomguy9841 5 років тому +7

    7:05 theres something so satisfying about when grade says naalidge

  • @aracelisanchez252
    @aracelisanchez252 5 років тому +5

    Mom: you still have a C in English
    Me in my head: your ignoring all of my A’s and B’s

    • @syafikasofee2510
      @syafikasofee2510 3 роки тому

      Same goes when i got A's but then there is one A-🤏😌 that's what caught their attention

  • @msquiggle3590
    @msquiggle3590 7 років тому +151

    One thing my dad does when he's yelling at me is he'll be explaining what I did wrong and then he'll say "Alright?" and naturally I'll say "Alright." because I know what I did and I know the consequences and he'll say "No it's not alright!" and get even angrier. Like what the hell dad?

    • @msquiggle3590
      @msquiggle3590 7 років тому +6

      He does this every time and when I don't say anything he'll just yell "ALRIGHT!?!?!?!?" and then I'll say "Alright" and without delay he'll say "NO NOT ALRIGHT!!!!"

    • @Arinaretina
      @Arinaretina 7 років тому

      Lol what the fuck xD

    • @koark9074
      @koark9074 7 років тому

      +M Squiggle my dad is chill he just is like, admit it and you will be fine.

    • @weston6226
      @weston6226 7 років тому +1

      Try to reply with, "Not alright."

    • @ThePlaydohboy
      @ThePlaydohboy 7 років тому +2

      just stop talking. ever. your parents hate that more than anything they will feel like failures and cry at night

  • @bigredinfinity3126
    @bigredinfinity3126 8 років тому +871

    Thanks grade can you do a video on all the conspiracy channels on youtube .My friends who are not to bright are banging on how the earth is flat because they watched a youtube video

    • @bigredinfinity3126
      @bigredinfinity3126 8 років тому +26

      Yes I liked my own comment don't have a tantrum over it .

    • @MegaGlowie
      @MegaGlowie 8 років тому +57

      Do you live in the South? There is a chance your friends may be inbred.

    • @spacemanshan
      @spacemanshan 8 років тому +2

      i feel u on that. and its funny cuz we r told as a kid how dumb ppl used to be believing the earth was flat and C. Columbus thought a ship would fall off the earth but its silly... pp r so dumb... it was disproved and we know the earth is flat :p

    • @spacemanshan
      @spacemanshan 8 років тому +4

      +spacemanshan i mean... we know the earth is round... lol my bad

    • @abz4852
      @abz4852 8 років тому +3

      I don't want to sound offensive in anyway but your friends are dumb they need to see a doctor

  • @gojosatoru5527
    @gojosatoru5527 5 років тому +11

    Me: But mom Cousin Dickhead has an IPad pro!
    Mom: Don't compare yourself to other people !!
    Also mom:

  • @user-xy9ye5uo5r
    @user-xy9ye5uo5r 4 роки тому +7

    Dad: How old are you
    Me: 16
    Dad: When I was your age I was 17
    Me: ?

  • @gradesdad4081
    @gradesdad4081 6 років тому +1647

    HOW DARE YOU MAKE A VIDEO ON ME GRADE!!

    • @12KTOYOTA
      @12KTOYOTA 5 років тому +34

      jesus fuck calm down

    • @cooldude-vp4lf
      @cooldude-vp4lf 5 років тому +43

      How are you here when you don’t even know you’re on the internet

    • @12KTOYOTA
      @12KTOYOTA 5 років тому +11

      @@cooldude-vp4lf facts

    • @blackFoSHO319
      @blackFoSHO319 5 років тому +16

      😂 Hello Mr Grades Dad

    • @blackFoSHO319
      @blackFoSHO319 5 років тому +39

      Did you know dickhead's Dad Can get more Subscribers then you?

  • @IzzyGoneCrazy
    @IzzyGoneCrazy 8 років тому +2511

    This is the truest thing I have ever watched on UA-cam! I'm sending it to every parent I know.

  • @Cinder_3OD
    @Cinder_3OD 5 років тому +66

    I hate my parents badly
    They never leave me alone
    The hurt me in any way except physically
    They make me wanna die
    I wish I was never born
    And the worst part is...
    THEY ALWAYS PISS ME OFF...HOW???
    THEY ALWAYS WANT ME TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING THAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!
    AND THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME DO EVERYTHING WHILE I JUST WANNA PLAY ROBLOX
    Like if you relate to this

    • @alexnolet6343
      @alexnolet6343 5 років тому +4

      Pidgeotto The Bird only the ROBLOX parlt lmao

    • @Cinder_3OD
      @Cinder_3OD 5 років тому

      Alexer260 but that is not really part of the point but what ever CX

    • @ThickiVicki
      @ThickiVicki 5 років тому

      Bruh at least your parents dont hit you like mine do

    • @konfidentkarlan167
      @konfidentkarlan167 5 років тому +1

      lmao when my parents go down and then come up again they force me to get the thing downstairs

    • @parryblockdodge
      @parryblockdodge 5 років тому

      I play roblox

  • @parikshitsureshkumar3626
    @parikshitsureshkumar3626 5 років тому +7

    I'm currently facing a crazy parent situation.... I needed to hear this

    • @thed00t76
      @thed00t76 5 років тому +1

      That's why most of us are here.

    • @yurifrommw215
      @yurifrommw215 4 роки тому

      I’m only here because I’m always in small altercations with my parents even though they are the ones who always make it escalate

  • @Miak0oo
    @Miak0oo 6 років тому +158

    While my grandma is comparing me to my friends and relatives, I try to compare her to someone else and she's like: "DONT COMPARE PEOPLE TO OTHER PEOPLE" and I am always like... wtf you are literally comparing me to my *FRIENDS* and *RELATIVES* ...

    • @user-ft4pb5vb3e
      @user-ft4pb5vb3e 6 років тому +1

      Either people are just lying through their teeth (likely), or there are stupid people in the world who happen to be relatives of these commenters (equally, if not slightly more, likely).

    • @anonymouspersoncomments1027
      @anonymouspersoncomments1027 6 років тому +13

      In conclusion the MAJORITY of parents are (sometimes / always) HYPOCRITES when it comes to advising their kids

    • @caesurii_2587
      @caesurii_2587 5 років тому

      lol same

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 5 років тому

      Tell them your child abuse mentally and no one deserves to be compared and if you still do it then compare yourself to people better then you

    • @theepicjs5541
      @theepicjs5541 Рік тому

      @@stantorren4400 I may be 4 years late but I know that you are white asf💀

  • @randomanimefan3801
    @randomanimefan3801 8 років тому +248

    to be honest this dude is right
    my mom always do this

    • @beachwalk7022
      @beachwalk7022 8 років тому

      +GamingCastorPhyD it's do sweaty ;)

    • @alexia7198
      @alexia7198 8 років тому

      +Some Idiot it's not do

    • @xamyrrah
      @xamyrrah 8 років тому +1

      *mum

    • @alexia7198
      @alexia7198 8 років тому

      xamyrrah mom**

    • @Toolachlan
      @Toolachlan 8 років тому

      +xamyrrah Americans spell it that way :)

  • @jonathansigala7319
    @jonathansigala7319 6 років тому +1

    you're a very smart man, grade. i can tell. This is what makes your content so amazing. you're content is relatable, funny, and extremely necessary. It's helped me a lot and I'll bet it's helped others as well. Please come back, grade.

  • @nonstickpansexual
    @nonstickpansexual 4 роки тому +3

    “Get off that damn device”
    *proceeds to sit on their ass and watch television all day*

  • @windexcleaner7549
    @windexcleaner7549 6 років тому +1158

    Wikipedia is not porn yes that's true
    but in the eye of a parent anything on the Internet could be porn

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 5 років тому +12

      Tell them some homework requires internet

    • @wittierspade7600
      @wittierspade7600 5 років тому +3

      Whenever I’m going on any device at all I keep getting asked you watching porn?

    • @khosroirom
      @khosroirom 5 років тому +14

      🍎= parents eye:🍑

    • @floppavevo5920
      @floppavevo5920 5 років тому +12

      5 year old playing roblox
      Parents: get off the fucking porn

    • @blazingcontrollerandstorys47
      @blazingcontrollerandstorys47 5 років тому

      Like what they tried to do with nintendo

  • @dangerdash4393
    @dangerdash4393 8 років тому +364

    Ummm.....you missed one: When your parents try to guilt you into eating all of your food by telling you that poor, starving children would be more then happy to eat those nasty little bits you're so picky about.

    • @alexandergordon648
      @alexandergordon648 8 років тому +2

      +Nik Brusk tru

    • @nyangraffiti5659
      @nyangraffiti5659 8 років тому +7

      +Nik Brusk tru
      like if I don't want to eat those tiny pieces of food ship them to Africa

    • @peachy4065
      @peachy4065 7 років тому +6

      +Dat Boi ohmygod
      is that you brother???

    • @FarhanaK
      @FarhanaK 7 років тому +2

      Ah yes, my reply to that when I was young was to fedex those leftovers to those starving children.

    • @scottyreconn6230
      @scottyreconn6230 7 років тому +5

      That's right. Only play the "kids in Africa" card if you genuinely give a shit. (Which I don't)

  • @sparklesmashau1875
    @sparklesmashau1875 5 років тому +7

    Mom: *tries to slap me*
    Me: *blocks slap*
    Mom: *organizes family meeting to talk about how I tried to kill her*
    Mara life.😂

  • @ally_defrates
    @ally_defrates 4 роки тому +6

    Child: *Makes a valid point during an argument*
    Parent: Sorry, I don’t speak **disrespect**

  • @georgeoswin4353
    @georgeoswin4353 6 років тому +274

    Teaching your parents how to use technology is the hardest thing ever

    • @its_ju1i384
      @its_ju1i384 6 років тому +2

      George Oswin I'd rather sit through hours of countless torture called school....😐

    • @lucasechenique39
      @lucasechenique39 6 років тому +5

      I wish I could relate but my dad's a computer programmer

    • @legoentertainment8750
      @legoentertainment8750 6 років тому +1

      Lucas Echenique same my dad's a programed too

    • @nanimator0
      @nanimator0 6 років тому +2

      julie patatoe This "countless torture" will give you a fucking home and feed you, so if you don't like school and think it's useless please go live in the god damn cardboard box

    • @greenboyson6897
      @greenboyson6897 6 років тому +1

      I buy my parents flip phones off ebay lmfao because they can never get to the calling app without making it a where's waldo scene. They don't need high advanced technology and rather best to stay away as they always click on the "You just won a new iPhone" virus scam and almost put their info at one time.

  • @TheSpyCrap
    @TheSpyCrap 8 років тому +411

    Stupid Things That Parents Do:
    Me

    • @bbd3199
      @bbd3199 8 років тому +71

      Did you just say that your parents do you? XD

    • @rubington9108
      @rubington9108 8 років тому +43

      Report them to the police. Your parents should not be penetrating you.

    • @conartist6643
      @conartist6643 8 років тому +2

      +BBD i think you just won reply of the year 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrVauxs
      @MrVauxs 8 років тому

      How the fuck you get in here? AND BTW GEWP AND GEWH IS DYING DO SOMETHING

    • @gregistopal
      @gregistopal 8 років тому +3

      that's fucked up

  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 5 років тому

    I’m gonna say some stuff as I watch the video:
    About the comparing kids to others, you’re absolutely right, it’s horrible parenting. What, are they _trying_ to give their kids an inferiority complex? Because it probably worked on some of them!
    About the asking questions one- oh my gosh I HATE it when people assume something and don’t listen to my side of the argument! Just shut your mouth and actually listen without the sarcastic “mhmm” with your hand on your hips. That means you aren’t listening fully, and instead are thinking about how ‘right’ you are!
    Picking favorites- another great way to give children inferiority complexes.
    I haven’t had problems with the obvious computer problems. My family is smart. When it comes to more complex stuff, I usually say “oh I’m not that good at computers” so that I can avoid embarrassing myself if I have no idea what I’m doing.
    As for books, I myself do prefer a nice, physical book, but usually my free time is spent with friends on Skype and playing video games, or even drawing, which my mom is happy I picked up again. She occasionally complains about my lack of reading, but I still love books, just wish I could read them faster.

  • @ClownsTavern
    @ClownsTavern 4 місяці тому +2

    I know it’s a good day when this pops up in my feed

  • @arkhamquinn3801
    @arkhamquinn3801 7 років тому +422

    My mom was trying to find my UA-cam channel a litertertally looked up "shelbys UA-cam channel"

  • @choco_L8
    @choco_L8 7 років тому +244

    An argument with Grade's dad:
    Dad: Grade! I come home and I expect you to be doing homework, but here you are, looking at porn. Wtf are you doing??
    Grade: But Dad, this IS homework...
    Dad: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME YOUNG MAN
    Grade: /shuts up/
    Dad: Grade, why are you silent??
    Grade: Well, you just sai-
    Dad: I NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK

    • @cousindickhead5850
      @cousindickhead5850 7 років тому +5

      Better him than me.

    • @90srapfan37
      @90srapfan37 7 років тому +1

      I actually feel that on a spriritual level.

    • @SuperNuclearBoss
      @SuperNuclearBoss 7 років тому +6

      What would happen if GradeAUnderA's dad didn't get mad for a reply
      Dad:GRADE!!!!!! I told you to do your biology homework like an hour ago, and here you are, looking at inappropriate content!
      Grade:I am studying on the internet.
      Dad:Oh. That was a meteor-sized mistake.
      Grade:I know right?

    • @KR-ew5ms
      @KR-ew5ms 7 років тому +1

      PuffedFave :3

    • @nazyil1367
      @nazyil1367 7 років тому +1

      PuffedFave :3 omfg this my life

  • @jisungshypewoman7299
    @jisungshypewoman7299 5 років тому +4

    1:56 "You should just adopt one of those Asian kids if you wanted a smart kid!"
    Thank you for the compliment?

  • @alexkhaid
    @alexkhaid 3 роки тому +1

    Once my mum was telling me to get of my Xbox, and then started telling me how I’m on it every day and how it’s not normal and stuff.Anyway I told her that all my friends have been on it while I’ve been on it. And she tells me to not compare us to other kids, so I stop.
    2 Weeks later she tells me “oh I saw this family on FaCeBoOk and they’re kids mow the lawn and do all work” and I’m just there speechless

  • @Dxpress_
    @Dxpress_ 8 років тому +315

    One of the things on my bucket list is to invite my parents over to my house and find some way for me to say, "My house, my rules", before grounding them.

    • @parikshitsudan7020
      @parikshitsudan7020 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @MichelPASTOR
      @MichelPASTOR 8 років тому +16

      Do it... it's such a relief.

    • @NateRiggsEH
      @NateRiggsEH 8 років тому +7

      The sheer pleasure of doing that is well worth it.

    • @user-ii3ke5uc2e
      @user-ii3ke5uc2e 8 років тому

      oh yes!

    • @MistahBradley
      @MistahBradley 8 років тому

      Just use their own words against them: "You may have everyone else fooled, but you can't fool me." (death glare)
      Edit: format error

  • @will_mcdermott
    @will_mcdermott 6 років тому +359

    Middle school: I LOVE YOU!
    High school: You’re annoying!!!! Ugh...
    College: Help. Need money. Need help.

    • @thefreeencyclopedia7244
      @thefreeencyclopedia7244 6 років тому +24

      Creepzer178 middle school is wrong for me, I've hated mine for quite some time now

    • @Ren-kp4tz
      @Ren-kp4tz 6 років тому +37

      more like:
      Elementary: I love you mommy/daddy
      Middle School: You're embarssing/annoying me/ Leave me alone
      High School: I honestly don't even care anymore/I can't wait to get out of here
      College: Doesn't contact parents for months at a time, and when they do it's for money
      Adulthood: I'm so sorry, I wish I spent more time with you before it was too late, I love you so much. If only I could tell you now.

    • @notsheneraki
      @notsheneraki 6 років тому +10

      While that may be true, there are some actual shitty parents out there.

    • @Squish26Squad
      @Squish26Squad 6 років тому +14

      Preschool: I LOVE YOU
      Elementary: please go away
      Middle school: GO AWAY
      High School: im out
      College: yea I need money

    • @Squish26Squad
      @Squish26Squad 6 років тому

      QuoteDragon yea Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu Morrow, TU MORROW! *sighs*

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 Рік тому +2

    I genuinely didn't realize the audio book part was sponsored until you just said it

  • @viperjuice5318
    @viperjuice5318 4 роки тому +3

    3:50 sounds like asscream

  • @exo9468
    @exo9468 6 років тому +48

    My mom: What do you wanna eat today?
    Me: Maybe salad.
    Mom: Hmm we will eat steak instead.
    Me: WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME WHAT TO EAT TODAY WHILE YOU SAY “WE WILL EAT STEAK INSTEAD” LIKE WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING ME.

    • @smilypuppyplushieproductio7638
      @smilypuppyplushieproductio7638 6 років тому +1

      Dad: im going to pour you a small amount of soup. *pours literally a whole plate of soup*
      Me: C'mon dad! Be serious, that's literally the whole plate!
      Dad: It's not even half of the plate!
      Me:... *proceeds to eat the soup*

    • @tbearaska
      @tbearaska 6 років тому +1

      Do you want salt on that???
      Starts to put salt on my food..... Like REALLY?!?

  • @user-dq3cr9oq1s
    @user-dq3cr9oq1s 6 років тому +498

    Dad: why are you always on your phone drawing insted of hanging out with family
    Me: mom spent a lot of time in her room drawing when she was my age and look at her now, she makes more money than you
    Dad:..............................

  • @spinobolt7322
    @spinobolt7322 5 років тому +3

    *my parents shout at me and ask me a question*
    Before I even complete answering they are pissed
    When I dont say anything they are pissed
    WHAT DO I DO

  • @mr.oxigenwaster2047
    @mr.oxigenwaster2047 4 роки тому +1

    My mom did that comparison shit and I basically became so stressed to be like others and better that one the day I just broke down crying and just cried for an hour because I got a B+ in algebra. The best score in my whole class. I was studying all night and I usually fell asleep studying. I lost all interest in drawing, the one thing I was actually good at. My mom was somehow completely blind to the fact that her child is nonstop working and not sleeping.
    and my mom are now going to a therapist. I think we both have improved as people now.