F*ck Video Game Trophies - Top 5 Stupidest Trophies

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    I love video games, but I hate video game trophies
    In this video, I'll show you 5 of the absolute worst trophies I've ever seen.
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  • @thenahcat2251
    @thenahcat2251 7 років тому +1744

    "Buy a game and not play it"
    Steam?

    • @knocknockify
      @knocknockify 7 років тому +5

      XantiuM This happens for me with Steam, but only because I moved from using my dinosaur PC to a Mac

    • @thenahcat2251
      @thenahcat2251 7 років тому +12

      wtf why would you do that

    • @dnsoulx
      @dnsoulx 7 років тому

      i just have a ton of shit from when i made my steam account
      i did get payday and metro last light out of it tho

    • @kofebean7528
      @kofebean7528 7 років тому

      Joshua W That's literally me

    • @cinder8926
      @cinder8926 7 років тому +10

      I have over 2000 games in my Steam account and have only loaded maybe 100 of them. Steam sales are just too tempting, I think I must buy atleast 5+ games each sale.

  • @ItsBluBlu
    @ItsBluBlu 7 років тому +2957

    A trophy for getting a trophy? You mean Platinums?

    • @ItsBluBlu
      @ItsBluBlu 7 років тому +13

      GeometryDash Sultur I have 12 Plats

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 7 років тому +3

      ItsBlu 31 plats m9

    • @ItsBluBlu
      @ItsBluBlu 7 років тому +2

      LazarouDave
      Noice

    • @briansmithfilm
      @briansmithfilm 7 років тому +43

      Grade obviously doesn't understand trophies. he only refers to the bullshit bronze ones that are obvious jokes. 21 platies myself.

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 7 років тому +23

      Brian Smith Thank you each game has roughly 25-40 trophies all ranging from yes you beat the first level to beat every single level on insane difficulty without dieing once while only using your water gun.

  • @itselajo
    @itselajo 4 роки тому +1365

    I never realised how fun it is watching somebody rant and swear every 2 seconds

  • @boof606
    @boof606 4 роки тому +573

    The “Getting my ass kicked” achievement is supposed to be one of those things that is supposed to show everyone you suck at the game

    • @lefishe2258
      @lefishe2258 3 роки тому +24

      I did it for the plat

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +23

      Yes, I guess so. So for all these "bad" achievements, you should get them when you've gotten all other achievements. That way, you can easily argue that you just did it to complete it.

    • @goosehaunter3145
      @goosehaunter3145 2 роки тому +4

      Dark souls 2 did that I’m pretty sure it’s been a while since I’ve played DS2 as I’m not really fan of it as much as DS1 and 3 and especially Bloodborne which is my personal favourite

    • @youngqueazy4815
      @youngqueazy4815 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah its kicking you in the teeth in otherwords

    • @sleepycoffin3167
      @sleepycoffin3167 2 роки тому +2

      This is what i like about game they’ll insults you for being bad it but that is not the worst insult in games the devil may cry series where if you die enough times they’ll give you a option to have easy mode and if you choose it you can’t change it until you be the game now that is an insult

  • @synstur
    @synstur 5 років тому +4490

    I deserve a trophy for waiting for the gta loading screen

  • @crackerbargel9277
    @crackerbargel9277 7 років тому +1763

    you forgot to mention that in "The Stanley Parable," there's an achievement called "Go Outside" where you have to not play for 7 years. Yep.

    • @psychoburst930
      @psychoburst930 7 років тому +37

      Who loves Vannilite? ME. thats half of my entire life. XD why does that exist?

    • @TheLuigiBrother77
      @TheLuigiBrother77 7 років тому +8

      xd

    • @nicemelbs
      @nicemelbs 7 років тому +119

      It's 5 years and you can get it by adjusting your computer's time.

    • @juns3554
      @juns3554 7 років тому +51

      I love the archievments from the Stanley Parable... the door was the best

    • @persephonehades7547
      @persephonehades7547 7 років тому +14

      Because it's not meant for people under the age of 13.

  • @tillneumann3293
    @tillneumann3293 4 роки тому +454

    The Stanley Parable: "Go outside" (Don`t play the game for 5 Years).

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 3 роки тому +5

      Hey! You stole my comment!

    • @plowedsnow3889
      @plowedsnow3889 3 роки тому +30

      Imagine if your trying to do that and your little brother plays it 4 years in

    • @Superstar5_
      @Superstar5_ 3 роки тому +11

      Just move the clock forward 5 years.

    • @shoutaaizawa3976
      @shoutaaizawa3976 3 роки тому +5

      @@plowedsnow3889 that would be an actual pain i feel it just thinking of it

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 3 роки тому +3

      I mean... If you really like the game, that should be pretty hard

  • @kittencorp.3295
    @kittencorp.3295 4 роки тому +106

    I actually like the ‘start the game’ trophies because it’s interesting to look at the stats and I’ve seen as low as %75 of people getting the trophy. That means 1 in 4 people who got the game didn’t bother playing it.

    • @LegendaryZet
      @LegendaryZet 9 місяців тому +1

      Yea got some games and haven't even started them. It's impulse buying since it's cheap and now I have too many long games to finish them all.

  • @Theuniversearch
    @Theuniversearch 7 років тому +1641

    Stanley Parable Achievement:
    [Go outside]
    Don't play The Stanley Parable for 5 years.

    • @PowFistyoyo
      @PowFistyoyo 7 років тому +34

      Wait for real?

    • @Jonas-ij4td
      @Jonas-ij4td 7 років тому +3

      PowFistyoyo it is

    • @Theuniversearch
      @Theuniversearch 7 років тому +21

      Yeah, you can look it up on the internet. It's a real achievement.

    • @fenster666
      @fenster666 7 років тому +128

      Yeah, but that's the Stanley Parable, it doesn't count.

    • @SuperLordGaming
      @SuperLordGaming 7 років тому +64

      Ah dammit I was going to comment this but got too tired and went to sleep.
      But there's another, [Commitment]
      Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

  • @altatudeanimations8059
    @altatudeanimations8059 5 років тому +3310

    Geometry dash gives you a trophy for having the game crash.

  • @CinosTheHedgehog2000
    @CinosTheHedgehog2000 4 роки тому +361

    Grade: There is nothing challenging about watching credits from start to finish!
    Ubisoft: Hold my beer

  • @chickenfricken
    @chickenfricken Рік тому +62

    "Unless you're a prostitute, you should not be awarded for sucking" is the hardest quote of all time

  • @skullcrushers1000
    @skullcrushers1000 7 років тому +2387

    *The Stanley Parable basically makes fun of all of these achievements.*

    • @juliano89
      @juliano89 7 років тому +74

      Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback your profile pic is perfect.

    • @spyfieri
      @spyfieri 7 років тому +128

      there's an achievement for not playing for five years

    • @ashtheraccoon809
      @ashtheraccoon809 7 років тому +52

      Doesn't that game have one for not playing the game for like 5 years or something?

    • @bortstorch7815
      @bortstorch7815 7 років тому +74

      Ash the Raccoon there's also one for playing the game an entire duration of a Tuesday

    • @Jlipper
      @Jlipper 7 років тому +41

      One of the best games to hand out achievements for random reasons. And that is just one of the many aspects that makes that game so goddamn good.

  • @subswithnovideos-nk9vv
    @subswithnovideos-nk9vv 5 років тому +2002

    Me: *Dies in real life*
    Ghost-Me: *Where my trophy*

    • @trollman6401
      @trollman6401 4 роки тому +12

      Why Die When You Can Kill The Population

    • @acefromwithin2079
      @acefromwithin2079 4 роки тому +3

      You dont

    • @blaze_it9842
      @blaze_it9842 4 роки тому +2

      Troll Man assassin: yeah buts where’s my trophy

    • @pedyrise
      @pedyrise 4 роки тому

      i dont rember if it was a trophy or an in game goal but you had to die 200 somethin times!

    • @wedfgt1006
      @wedfgt1006 4 роки тому +1

      10000 subs with no videos 28 subs

  • @alextheconfuddled8983
    @alextheconfuddled8983 4 роки тому +234

    Geometry dash gives you an achievement for dying at 98% on a level

  • @gdfallen6980
    @gdfallen6980 4 роки тому +70

    Grade : there is nothing challenging to watch for start to finish
    Undertale’s special thanks : is that a challenge?

  • @coletrainhetrick
    @coletrainhetrick 7 років тому +361

    fun fact, the starting the game achievement is useful for analytical data. only 40 percent of people who bought call of duty ghosts actually played the first five inutes of the campaign.

    • @MB-pr9xp
      @MB-pr9xp 7 років тому +1

      well that can be done by GAME TIME, so yea.

    • @ultimaterex
      @ultimaterex 7 років тому +5

      That statistic would also count multiplayer time ,which is primarily why people buy Call of Duty.

    • @Darkxellmc
      @Darkxellmc 7 років тому +8

      No, you don't need an achievements do do analysis on your game.
      It's still a very good point about the fact that everything we do on games is monitored and analysed, and that a lot of people buy games they don't even play...

    • @coletrainhetrick
      @coletrainhetrick 7 років тому

      Darkxellmc Look at a game like Alien Isolation, the analytics for that game are insane. Very few people get passed level 3 on that game.

    • @MB-pr9xp
      @MB-pr9xp 7 років тому

      wow its so so hard to get 2 different game times (they don't count time spend in menu right, so there is no problem with that) so ye, still no sense.

  • @MrAshTM1
    @MrAshTM1 7 років тому +352

    "How is watching credits a challenge?"
    Well, it certainly tests your patience.

    • @youare5907
      @youare5907 7 років тому +4

      Mr. Ash I mean like alt tab and do something or go like walk some where

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 7 років тому +1

      Because nobody watches them

    • @nolyricsneeded8424
      @nolyricsneeded8424 7 років тому +5

      Mr. Ash
      We can just walk away.
      Let it roll until you hear a different sound or come back 5 mins later.
      ( ̄▽ ̄)

    • @popplio7891
      @popplio7891 7 років тому +1

      Mr. Ash he should look at the credits for Mighty No. 9

    • @wubbalubbadubdub4991
      @wubbalubbadubdub4991 7 років тому

      Mr. Ash facts boring af

  • @sutaffi9328
    @sutaffi9328 4 роки тому +96

    (Walks)
    Achievement Unlocked: walking

  • @cheifwaffle
    @cheifwaffle 4 роки тому +65

    Dark souls 2 has a trophy for dying for the first time

    • @christopherviguilla2715
      @christopherviguilla2715 3 роки тому

      I thought they all have one like that

    • @cheifwaffle
      @cheifwaffle 3 роки тому +3

      @@christopherviguilla2715 nah just 2 I believe

    • @christopherviguilla2715
      @christopherviguilla2715 3 роки тому +1

      @@cheifwaffle ahh sorry. It’s been a while since I played after I got so caught up in Valorant and even still I’m relatively new

    • @cheifwaffle
      @cheifwaffle 3 роки тому

      @@christopherviguilla2715 no worries lol.

    • @SkorpionYassine
      @SkorpionYassine 3 роки тому

      @@christopherviguilla2715 what does valorant have to do this?

  • @thepabs1
    @thepabs1 7 років тому +207

    I love the way he uses the Xbox achievement but uses the PlayStation trophy sound

    • @EliasGames7
      @EliasGames7 7 років тому +33

      Sergio Warnington well if he did just PlayStation, then there would be a console war in the comments.

    • @thepabs1
      @thepabs1 7 років тому

      Elias Games I don't mean it in a bad way I find it cool that he's done that

    • @Michael-eg3rs
      @Michael-eg3rs 7 років тому +1

      cause the xbox sound is VERY quite. makes sence

  • @turtleykam6182
    @turtleykam6182 5 років тому +695

    Ever heard of the game “The Stanley Parable”? It has an achievement/trophy for not playing the game for 5 YEARS!!!!!
    WHAT....

    • @Vlek
      @Vlek 5 років тому +17

      oh ffs. you cant 100% your steam woth that XD

    • @theirishrepublic6130
      @theirishrepublic6130 5 років тому +37

      It rewards you for not playing the game I T R E W A R D S Y O U F O R N O T P L A Y I N G T H E G A M E

    • @alexceous
      @alexceous 5 років тому +30

      It rewards you for playing for an entire Tuesday. Not even a fucking joke.

    • @angelinadash2396
      @angelinadash2396 5 років тому +28

      Ok, admittedly, that's pretty fucking hard to get, that's an impressive feat in its own.
      Seeing as how fucking funny that games is, i would imagine it would be hard to resist temptation of playing the game for literally 5 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS!! X'DDDDDD
      But i digress. Maybe you can trick steam by changing your windows calendar to the year 2026! XDD.
      Or maybe not. I'm sure it tracks the date in real time on a seperate server clock.

    • @zhikos_6441
      @zhikos_6441 4 роки тому +7

      U do relize that game a joke dont take it seriously

  • @shmandazza5162
    @shmandazza5162 4 роки тому +41

    the only difficult achievement for not playing the game is that one in the Stanley parable where you have to stay away for 5 years.

  • @lucalynch9763
    @lucalynch9763 4 роки тому +47

    *gets trophy for deleting the game

  • @LividCoyote
    @LividCoyote 7 років тому +260

    Achievement Unlocked: Video shorter than 10minutes!

    • @kobayashi4672
      @kobayashi4672 7 років тому +6

      Livid Coyote R.I.P
      Ad revenue.

    • @Sixsince-dd2eu
      @Sixsince-dd2eu 7 років тому +1

      UA-cam trophies be like

    • @gailtroop7136
      @gailtroop7136 7 років тому

      gradeA,I just watched ur phobia vid and I wish I didn't read those spider names I knew the brown recluse lived were I live but I didn't know it did that.😱

    • @zacharyfurr1266
      @zacharyfurr1266 7 років тому +2

      Livid Coyote achievement unlocked:100th like

    • @Stuntman-si9ct
      @Stuntman-si9ct 7 років тому

      Achievement Get! 10 points: You sold me?: You sold the game and got it back.

  • @sharkassassin4121
    @sharkassassin4121 7 років тому +177

    There is a trophy in the Stanley Parable for
    *drumroll*
    NOT PLAYING THE GAME FOR 5 FULL YEARS

    • @MotorStorm66
      @MotorStorm66 7 років тому +31

      Shark Assassin yeah but that game basically seems to parody games and achievement etc on purpose

    • @Tocaraca
      @Tocaraca 7 років тому +4

      The Stanley Parable is the greatest game

    • @thany3
      @thany3 7 років тому +2

      And one for playing the game for an entire Tuesday...

    • @Starcruiser15
      @Starcruiser15 7 років тому

      i really would like to watch what you said but youtube doesnt let me
      the show more option doesnt work anymore for me

    • @darkyishere
      @darkyishere 7 років тому +2

      Trying to get that achievement atm.

  • @Lambdatories
    @Lambdatories Рік тому +28

    You forgot the trophy which rewards you for not playing the game for 5 years, which is actually legitimately hard

    • @rufusframelius2374
      @rufusframelius2374 Рік тому

      It's hard to not open a game?

    • @TheRatLiker
      @TheRatLiker Рік тому +3

      @@rufusframelius2374 For 5 years, yeah. From the original Stanley Parable. In the ultra deluxe version, you do it for 10 years.

    • @danyaliqbal1429
      @danyaliqbal1429 Рік тому +1

      yea, i dare someone's grandad over 95 to do that

    • @grizzlydino
      @grizzlydino Рік тому

      Depends if you’re game is actually fun or not. If gta san andreas (PC edition 1.0, not the defective edition) had a trophy system and that was a trophy, it be the only thing stopping me 100 percenting the game

  • @Pugzie2000
    @Pugzie2000 4 роки тому +32

    "Stormtrooper syndrome"
    Try to shoot someone and miss more than 5 times .....
    Wow

  • @darthsenpai5769
    @darthsenpai5769 7 років тому +765

    U forgot Minecraft "taking inventory"

    • @8-bitanimations237
      @8-bitanimations237 7 років тому +15

      Shari Luttmer What about chopping wood

    • @vulduv
      @vulduv 7 років тому +78

      to be honest. the achivements in minecraft is more of a guide

    • @chromity-calli4204
      @chromity-calli4204 6 років тому +17

      Shari Luttmer It's not supposed to be an achievement anymore, but they can't rename achievements for one game on console. It is SUPPOSED to be an advancement. Something that shows you make progress, not accomplish something truly incredible

    • @MegAmi24
      @MegAmi24 6 років тому +10

      Aiden Hansen You literally have to press one button.
      AND THEN YOU GET ANOTHER ONE BY HOLDING ANOTHER BUTTON

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +1

      Aiden Hansen is that real?

  • @BanditRants
    @BanditRants 7 років тому +3434

    UA-cam gave me a trophy for having no subscribers.

    • @cmoreno4660
      @cmoreno4660 7 років тому +129

      BanditRants where the fuck is my trophy

    • @richardstalker2260
      @richardstalker2260 7 років тому +6

      BanditRants nhthm NH g

    • @williamforbes6919
      @williamforbes6919 7 років тому +45

      BanditRants I'd give you a thumbs up, but I don't want to ruin the 69 likes...

    • @ABMTV01
      @ABMTV01 7 років тому +10

      they gave me a trophy for going on to their website (and app)

    • @itszachw
      @itszachw 7 років тому +6

      You have a nice voice but just lack of uploads id sub though

  • @chickennuget1223
    @chickennuget1223 4 роки тому +235

    Grade: uses undertale music
    **everyone liked that**

  • @Ricky911_
    @Ricky911_ 4 роки тому +50

    Ratchet and Clank skill points are what trophies should be like

  • @LightningBlaze100
    @LightningBlaze100 7 років тому +342

    An achievement for not playing the game for a week? Fucking amateurs over here! The Stanley Parable has an achievement for not playing the game for *five years*!

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 7 років тому +15

      LightningBlaze100 I'm working in that one myself. can't remember the last time I played the game lol so I'm afraid to open it up after not playing for 4 years, 11 months and 30 days.

    • @Jlipper
      @Jlipper 7 років тому +14

      I think the last time I played that game was 2 years ago.
      But you can always just change the clock on your computer to get the achievement at any time.
      But true gamers wait until the 5 year time is up.

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 7 років тому +2

      That's what I'm doing, no bullshit from me 👺, getting it the legit way.

    • @bellkrog8504
      @bellkrog8504 7 років тому

      Red Velvet But it's a still a real achievement

    • @lynbell754
      @lynbell754 7 років тому +1

      No shit, but he couldn't possibly be at 4 years, 11 months and 30 days if the game hasn't even existed that long.

  • @Gorgonzolaa
    @Gorgonzolaa 7 років тому +308

    Do I get a trophy for failing school?

    • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
      @PassportBrosBusinessClass 7 років тому +13

      Yeah: a diploma
      Schools have no right to simply expel you, but they can't let you stay around the young girls - so they just graduate you and let the college deal with your dumb ass.

    • @humantrash7980
      @humantrash7980 7 років тому

      Hype Galactic yes

    • @lightweightlifter956
      @lightweightlifter956 7 років тому +3

      Hype Galactic GED?

    • @sirmatt3681
      @sirmatt3681 7 років тому

      ~Animal Jam Fanatics~ yes in the uk under 19s get free college courses in trades like building and plumbing ect and free for loads of others

    • @Darkmoon281
      @Darkmoon281 7 років тому

      Hype Galactic yes

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 4 роки тому +15

    Person: **exists**
    Games: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET AN AWARD!

  • @technoultimategaming2999
    @technoultimategaming2999 8 місяців тому +6

    2:50 aged like fine wine!

  • @waffy136
    @waffy136 7 років тому +867

    Minecraft open inventory, I was like WTF, what next? Getting a piece of wood

    • @kehkehd646
      @kehkehd646 7 років тому +40

      Shadow Wolf yes

    • @thesmm2311
      @thesmm2311 7 років тому +59

      But then achievements were removed in Minecraft 1.12 and replaced with advancements...
      GENIUS , MOJANG!

    • @shawnakendle2659
      @shawnakendle2659 7 років тому +32

      the swagmasterman23 Microsoft ruined it

    • @jasonmehl7111
      @jasonmehl7111 7 років тому +9

      oh ya... that whole... tech unlocking system..... well thats going to fuck with alot of players.....

    • @commitrobberies
      @commitrobberies 7 років тому +3

      Easiest platinum ever.

  • @henksuli2879
    @henksuli2879 5 років тому +705

    Meanwhile in tf2 you can get a trophy by making 10 players rage quit

    • @antivine9610
      @antivine9610 4 роки тому +6

      henksuli your fucking pic 👍👍👍

    • @Eddie-yv1ix
      @Eddie-yv1ix 4 роки тому +33

      Now that's a challenge

    • @Leagueminer-ve6iv
      @Leagueminer-ve6iv 4 роки тому +17

      Best trophy, just play engineer on TwoFort

    • @lyrik2473
      @lyrik2473 4 роки тому +23

      @@Leagueminer-ve6iv Just play 2fort in general

    • @chishnfips877
      @chishnfips877 4 роки тому +3

      clownish_gambino Or just play Upward (the 2fort of Payload)

  • @mr.m7592
    @mr.m7592 3 роки тому +15

    nobody:
    Tf2: rewards scout for healing from heavies sandvich

  • @ohdeeoh
    @ohdeeoh 4 роки тому +55

    Me: *beats what I think is the entire Super Mario game
    ‘Where is my tro-
    Toad: *tHe PrInCeSs HaS mOvEd To AnOtHeR cAsTlE!*

  • @hasoonnine
    @hasoonnine 7 років тому +693

    Grade, the type of guy to upload a 480p video in 2017

    • @cuprisepoop8308
      @cuprisepoop8308 7 років тому +3

      Hasoon nine you came too early then

    • @banyred7467
      @banyred7467 7 років тому +17

      Hasoon nine And somehow hardly anyone complains.

    • @R0flpwntnoob
      @R0flpwntnoob 7 років тому +25

      Hasoon nine how much would 1080p increase the quality of his ms paint videos?
      (nothing personal grade)

    • @tanadebrew1403
      @tanadebrew1403 7 років тому +13

      Sometime's, i don't even care about grade's video quality. I watched them in 144p

    • @nonomen6665
      @nonomen6665 7 років тому +15

      HD wouldn't really improve the quality.

  • @h8rdwork653
    @h8rdwork653 7 років тому +408

    I'd rather have more *cheat codes* over trophies any day. What happen to cheat codes nowadays?

    • @solidsnake11087
      @solidsnake11087 7 років тому +51

      I ask myself this all the time. It'd be so fun to break the shitty time I have with some games with cheat codes. I love feeling powerful when I play a game.
      Gotta give huuuuuge props to Rockstar for keeping cheat codes in their games for over 20 years now

    • @Lenriak
      @Lenriak 7 років тому +5

      They went away, trophies parents think that cheat codes are a bad influence on their kids.

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 7 років тому +6

      Who needs cheats with "press x to win" games? Only if they made the game harder. But it's hardcore enough to put them in on consoles and since console crowd isn't into hardcore really...

    • @carlosmartinezjr8903
      @carlosmartinezjr8903 7 років тому +12

      DLC

    • @papernapalm4166
      @papernapalm4166 7 років тому +8

      Dev console is the new cheat code

  • @markulyssestabasan3064
    @markulyssestabasan3064 4 роки тому +47

    Minecraft: *chuckles* I'm in danger.

    • @armahpruski5877
      @armahpruski5877 3 роки тому +6

      Getting wood... Taking Inventory..
      I think Minecrafts achievement system is mostly to keep track of what you've done and at what point in time

    • @randomusername284
      @randomusername284 3 роки тому

      @Rachael Elkins so now we completely ignore "how did we get here"?

    • @randomusername284
      @randomusername284 3 роки тому

      They changed it to advancements and removed ones like travelling a lot or block by minecart. I think they wanted the advancements to guide newer players through the game instead of saying they achieved something by riding a pig off a cliff.

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 3 роки тому

      Tbf, for the most part Minecraft achievements are a guide for noobs on how to play the game. They even trigger in a specific order, like you could theoretically never get “getting wood” because it doesn’t trigger until after you’ve opened your inventory

  • @Nice_lode_us
    @Nice_lode_us 4 роки тому +32

    GradeA:
    Achievement unlocked games: *Hold my achievement*

  • @lavlogs3235
    @lavlogs3235 6 років тому +758

    You get a trophy for getting a trophy.

    • @kreepythomas
      @kreepythomas 6 років тому +2

      50th like

    • @_TheSplicer_
      @_TheSplicer_ 6 років тому +9

      Didn't the Deadpool game do that?

    • @ploperdung
      @ploperdung 6 років тому +7

      for getting that trophy for getting the trophy and so on....

    • @tafroggo5813
      @tafroggo5813 6 років тому +5

      two muinits later, you have the maximum amount of trophys. And the game crashes. So you get a trophy.

    • @zapsnap1204
      @zapsnap1204 5 років тому +3

      You got a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for trophy for a trophy for a. trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a trophy for a.

  • @Dr.Bennet
    @Dr.Bennet 4 роки тому +17

    In all fairness, I’ll never get tired of the PS3 trophy get sound.

  • @ThatSyd
    @ThatSyd 3 роки тому +18

    Bonetrousle: *plays*
    *EVERYONE LIKED THAT*

  • @bobrichardson9525
    @bobrichardson9525 7 років тому +137

    "You looked up a girls skirt? TROOOOPHY!" - Lollipop chainsaw

    • @m00n3njoyer
      @m00n3njoyer 3 роки тому

      Ah yes, a man of culture

    • @LachnLoad87
      @LachnLoad87 3 роки тому

      I swear I did it by mistake. is what it’s called

    • @finnquinn6851
      @finnquinn6851 Рік тому

      @@LachnLoad87 which is probably the best name they could have given it

  • @BoilingHotCoffee
    @BoilingHotCoffee 7 років тому +414

    a long time ago, this was one of the fastest growing channels on youtube

    • @kingclampz6081
      @kingclampz6081 7 років тому +24

      BoilingHotCoffee ikr it's crazy how times have changed and look at leafy

    • @Sean-in9qi
      @Sean-in9qi 7 років тому +17

      HARRYPRO GAMING leafy sucks ass

    • @briangonsalves6163
      @briangonsalves6163 7 років тому

      +SeanRooney sucks ass like yourself

    • @Sean-in9qi
      @Sean-in9qi 7 років тому +24

      Calvin Gonsalves wow, we got a big man in here. I LITERALLY got roasted. Like, I am LITERALLY going to kill my self because Idk how to recover from that.

    • @WatchLearnSee
      @WatchLearnSee 7 років тому +29

      I was one of grade's fans until he dived too deep into the drama shit, which ironically was when he started growing. His first few videos (the haircut, the beverages, etc.). I came back to see how he was doing but he's still not the same. Growing was his downfall.

  • @owenwanstall7570
    @owenwanstall7570 4 роки тому +31

    What about gmod’s trophy for getting game errors...

  • @randumestfr0g192
    @randumestfr0g192 4 роки тому +57

    The only game that has achievements that you need to actually earn in CupHead

  • @soschar2050
    @soschar2050 7 років тому +184

    The only game in which an achievement for dying has ever made sense is Dark Souls 2. There's an achievement for dying for the first time, called "Welcome to Dark Souls", and it is as i see it more of a self-ironic joke-achievement.

  • @CYellowan
    @CYellowan 7 років тому +208

    Stanley Parable got an achievement for you not starting the game for 5 years.
    Grade, where is your god now?

    • @spyfieri
      @spyfieri 7 років тому +1

      Yellow I just commented about that 😂

  • @DasComrade
    @DasComrade Рік тому +7

    6:31 Stanley Parable, DONT PLAY FOR 5 YEARS!

  • @Sinwey33
    @Sinwey33 Рік тому +8

    8:13 pov inside of the twin towers

  • @darkdragonite1419
    @darkdragonite1419 7 років тому +575

    Play Dark Souls if you want to feel like the trophies have been earned.

    • @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080
      @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080 7 років тому +50

      Das Übermensch Dark Souls 2 achievement "This is Dark Souls". You get it for dying for the first time.

    • @shrekkong501
      @shrekkong501 7 років тому +5

      Solaire of Astora
      lmfo

    • @Illidias002
      @Illidias002 7 років тому +3

      Das Übermensch scept for the die once achievement xD welcome to dark souls

    • @thomasfilshie1398
      @thomasfilshie1398 7 років тому +1

      was going to say that myself

    • @sexypianonotes6212
      @sexypianonotes6212 7 років тому

      Solaire of Astora yup

  • @TheBIGJ24727
    @TheBIGJ24727 7 років тому +156

    I forgot I subscribed to this channel

    • @dhallbreakfast6396
      @dhallbreakfast6396 7 років тому

      Pekka Paco SAME

    • @dispraxicqueen2995
      @dispraxicqueen2995 7 років тому +1

      Lucio STOP SPAMMING!!!

    • @Favelize
      @Favelize 7 років тому

      BUBBA DECBEF Can you awesome people check out my channel trying to reach 780 subscribers by tonight 👍

  • @commander1suv492
    @commander1suv492 3 роки тому +11

    Grade: "there is nothing that is hard to watch from start to finish"
    Me: instantly thinks of dark web cheese pizza 🤢

  • @gavalant366
    @gavalant366 Рік тому +7

    3:26 best WTF ever

  • @sauce242
    @sauce242 7 років тому +84

    Minecraft - Achieve for opening your inventory
    The Simpsons Game - Achieve for starting the game

    • @lootziedoodle
      @lootziedoodle 7 років тому +5

      simpsons copied minceraft cornfimed!!!111!111!!11!

  • @bensmith3028
    @bensmith3028 7 років тому +233

    I don't even play minecraft but once when I did... It gave me a trophy for opening my inventory. ALL I DID WAS CLICK TRIANGLE. 🏆

    • @gatorssbm
      @gatorssbm 7 років тому +1

      Lem0nZ Well its been around since the beta days on PC, but that doesnt mean its not pointless.

    • @CyMations
      @CyMations 7 років тому +5

      I mean, some people might never open their inventory and never knew it existed and was wondering where their stuff goes.

    • @zxSwifty
      @zxSwifty 7 років тому +1

      Why get a achievement for that though? because ur a snowflake?

    • @thelux8539
      @thelux8539 7 років тому

      Lem0nZ They keep adding trophies. So it makes platinum look worthless

    • @wertyline806
      @wertyline806 7 років тому +8

      The minecraft achievements are just a tutorial though, it shows all the items and then you can figure out how to craft them.

  • @Sydney_Angelyt
    @Sydney_Angelyt 3 роки тому +6

    In the stanley parable, you get an achievement for not playing for five whole years

  • @australiangrassblade
    @australiangrassblade Рік тому +4

    What’s even worse is when achievements are left up to chance, it sucks having to keep re opening the game until you get a trophy

  • @MattieSheldonTheYoutuber
    @MattieSheldonTheYoutuber 6 років тому +151

    In Fallout 4 there is an achievement for 'Entering the Wasteland' (basically starting the game) and only 94% of people have the trophy! Did the other 6% get stuck in the character creation?

    • @TheoRO-sl6hh
      @TheoRO-sl6hh 6 років тому +16

      Mattie Sheldon no,they still are making them since they bought it,the rest had their computers blow up when they tried to open it before checking the recommended computer parts

    • @DiscordedOfficial
      @DiscordedOfficial 6 років тому +25

      *Legend has it that they are still creating their characters to this day...*

    • @TheoRO-sl6hh
      @TheoRO-sl6hh 6 років тому +2

      DiscordedOfficial u stole me comment basics about how they are stuck in character creation

    • @foxy_neo1238
      @foxy_neo1238 5 років тому

      Mattie Sheldon XD
      Lol

    • @wheresbonzi
      @wheresbonzi 5 років тому

      Some people but the game and its registered to their account but never play it I have fallout 4 and I've gotten on it and then got off it and never played it agian

  • @HolleWalle
    @HolleWalle 7 років тому +406

    Is is just me, or is this channel losing its touch?

    • @radzilla748
      @radzilla748 7 років тому +19

      Ann no you're right it has gone to crap

    • @a_sock_puppet__vods7969
      @a_sock_puppet__vods7969 7 років тому +8

      Ann whatever if it's losing touch stop watching

    • @radzilla748
      @radzilla748 7 років тому +16

      Xeroxlox hey kid why don't you shut the hell up

    • @HolleWalle
      @HolleWalle 7 років тому +7

      Xeroxlox As a matter of fact I stopped because I had no free time but this was suggested to me and I remembered I liked his videos so I watched and I do believe this is the last video I'll see from him. He just lost IT and I think it's a shame, he grew so fast I thought he'd get to 10M in no time, but oh well, few can keep up with UA-cam

    • @seanoloan5627
      @seanoloan5627 7 років тому +2

      Rad Zilla why didnt you dislik3 it then

  • @hunterclementine3268
    @hunterclementine3268 3 роки тому +3

    Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin rewards you with a trophy for dying.

  • @davisthedaviskids2574
    @davisthedaviskids2574 11 місяців тому +3

    I swear in every game other than Minecraft, the achievement for killing your first opponent is always called "First blood". For Minecraft it's "Monster Hunter"

  • @Chmms
    @Chmms 7 років тому +335

    you get rewarded for dying? what is this? islam?

  • @MickeyMouseFromTroomTroom
    @MickeyMouseFromTroomTroom 5 років тому +714

    Wait a sec....
    The music was papyrus boss music form Undertale
    *Get's a Trophy that's called "you said something that no one will ever need"*

  • @Cobaiiin
    @Cobaiiin 4 роки тому +12

    You get an achievement everytime you beat a level in Hitman the first time.

  • @GabrielTheMagolorMain
    @GabrielTheMagolorMain 4 роки тому +9

    2:41 You forgot MORGZ VIDEOS

  • @OdieTheGreat
    @OdieTheGreat 5 років тому +245

    Crash Bandicoot gives you one for accidentally throwing a life away.

  • @kllausmikaelson7640
    @kllausmikaelson7640 6 років тому +296

    I like a channel that is mainly a person shouting about random stuff.

  • @rabbit9339
    @rabbit9339 3 роки тому +25

    I love how outraged he is all the time

  • @bluewolfjb9044
    @bluewolfjb9044 4 роки тому +14

    Achievement unlocked: breathing

    • @flowe1077
      @flowe1077 3 роки тому

      fam u still remember this comment?

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd 3 роки тому

      too hard

  • @JackisJack_
    @JackisJack_ 7 років тому +108

    As a trophy hunter, I can say that games may have stupidly easy trophies, while they may also have insanely difficult trophies at the same time. Take for example: Rock Band 2. I platinumed it in a couple months, and the trophies range from simply calibrating the fucking game just so you can play it, to you playing every single song on expert without failing out of a single song or pausing the game (which takes about seven hours of non stop rock band.) I guarantee every game on this list that has those piss easy trophies has something really fucking hard as well.
    EDIT: Just saw God of War is on the list. Platinumed it recently for a nostalgia trip. It was the first game I ever earned a trophy on when it came with my PS3 eight years ago. Sure there's a trophy for dying on normal difficulty multiple times, but there are also three trophies where you have to climb on a rotating spike tower in hell without taking any damage, completing the challenge of the gods which is undoubtedly one of the most unfair and difficult things I've ever done in a video game, and for beating the game in under 5 hours. I think that compensates for you getting your ass kicked.

    • @addledhead
      @addledhead 6 років тому +5

      Bakerboy it boils down to Grade being such an incomprehensible idiot that he doesn't understand a joke when he sees one. I guess you just have to watch a couple of his videos to see why he struggles to grasp any subtlety in humour, but honestly he fails to understand that pretty well all of these achievements have a valid reason for existing, wether it's for a joke or just to help you appreciate that the game you're playing was worked on by hundreds of people. He's so insufferable.

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 6 років тому

      Or....mate, right, he knows they're taking the piss...and now he's taking the piss

    • @addledhead
      @addledhead 6 років тому

      TRGC Beats ah yes, the iron defense of "But I was only *pretending* to be retarded!"

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 6 років тому

      No, I'm saying I'm sure he knows it's a joke, but if you're a rant channel and try to find the reason in everything, you'll never find enough to rant about, people are already complaining about the lack of content so I'm sure he has to set aside his feelings and complain even when he doesn't really care.

    • @cheeps7278
      @cheeps7278 6 років тому

      U get a trophy for writing that long ass comment

  • @BearJoyner00
    @BearJoyner00 7 років тому +64

    The Stanley Parable does the number one stupid trophy, but they also have one where you have to leave the game running for an entire Tuesday.

    • @theraven268
      @theraven268 7 років тому +38

      I feel The Stanley Parable gets a pass because it's obviously tongue in cheek

    • @mrcoolguy32
      @mrcoolguy32 7 років тому +10

      That's the joke, it's suppose to be stupid

    • @youngbrandon8867
      @youngbrandon8867 7 років тому +1

      I had to get a new computer because of that. Stupid trophy

    • @youngbrandon8867
      @youngbrandon8867 7 років тому

      or not.

  • @elviejodelabolsa8263
    @elviejodelabolsa8263 4 роки тому +4

    The TF2 achievement where you have to complete the tutorial but a lot of people haven't done it

  • @SP3CTR0L1T3
    @SP3CTR0L1T3 3 роки тому +4

    "Do you think that Tyler Perry and Adam Sandler deserve trophies for making so many bad movies?"
    Grade has never heard of the Golden Raspberry Awards.

  • @kappatalism6969
    @kappatalism6969 7 років тому +46

    One thing achievements like these are good for is judging what portion of the player base gets past what point in the game.
    "Oh, so while 79% of the players ever started the game, only 36% finished act 1" They can make design and marketing decisions with that information.

    • @MrDuckFIN
      @MrDuckFIN 7 років тому

      That's a pretty shit game when 21% didn't even start it and 64% couldn't withstand the first act.

    • @kappatalism6969
      @kappatalism6969 7 років тому +5

      I haven't launched a dozen or so of the games in my library (humble bundles)
      got another dozen or so under 5 hours for the same reason
      These were just random numbers i threw out though

    • @laurijokinen6120
      @laurijokinen6120 7 років тому

      hahahahahatimes5 '79 % launched the game
      Bruhhhh

  • @incognikko
    @incognikko 7 років тому +586

    Don't Read My Name.

    • @Clamis
      @Clamis 7 років тому +31

      Good one mate!

    • @jj6434
      @jj6434 7 років тому +6

      Don't Read My Profile Picture that was smart

    • @Props
      @Props 7 років тому

      Don't Read My Profile Picture Mindblown

    • @thecosmicundead6894
      @thecosmicundead6894 7 років тому +1

      FFFFUUUUU subbed

    • @RevaliRavioli
      @RevaliRavioli 7 років тому +6

      An Epic journey

  • @CephaVa
    @CephaVa 3 роки тому +4

    I love the use of the greatest undertale character’s theme

  • @L0RDK3Y
    @L0RDK3Y 4 роки тому +9

    I feel like trophies are becoming more satirical

  • @nicolasvignolo7601
    @nicolasvignolo7601 7 років тому +55

    6:24 The Stanley Parable does that for 5 years; bitch, please

    • @zachariaskontogiannis5656
      @zachariaskontogiannis5656 7 років тому +5

      Nicolas Vignolo lmao Stanley's parable is the best game xD

    • @akiryuu5686
      @akiryuu5686 7 років тому +1

      Nicolas Vignolo I'm probably close to 5 years lol

    • @metro3041
      @metro3041 7 років тому +1

      Gmod has an achievement for playing on the same map 8 hours in a row, on the same multiplayer server.
      (Also, P.S. I was thinking about The Stanley Parable as well)

    • @aragix
      @aragix 7 років тому

      but on the other hand, it was not easy playing the stanley parable for an entire tuesday. And then I mean an entire 24 hour tuesday.

  • @Water5339
    @Water5339 6 років тому +549

    Should we not tell him about all the achievements in the Stanley parable...

    • @cptseagrave1191
      @cptseagrave1191 6 років тому +48

      When he said "Not playing a game" I assumed he was talking about Stanley Parable

    • @spaghettayyyyyy
      @spaghettayyyyyy 6 років тому +13

      Lt Sharkteeth same. Only need 1 more year btw.

    • @cptseagrave1191
      @cptseagrave1191 6 років тому +10

      Or, you can alter the date and time settings on your PC so you get the achievement now, instead of next year

    • @silas6446
      @silas6446 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @troys7954
      @troys7954 6 років тому +28

      Holy crap. there's an achievement in that game for not playing for 5 years! there's one for clicking a bunch of doors, finishing the game (which takes about 8 or so minutes max), one for starting the game up after you closed it, one for PRESSING THE SPACEBAR, one for pressing the big red "ON" button in the mind control facility, and there's one for pressing the number 8 four times on the keypad!! There's also one that is called the "unachievable achievement" but we won't talk about that

  • @SupaCLUCK
    @SupaCLUCK 4 роки тому +10

    Geometry Dash gives you an achievement for failing 20,000 times.

    • @LilKardboard
      @LilKardboard 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh legitimately that would be such a grind like hot damn

  • @Cyber_SCX
    @Cyber_SCX 6 днів тому +1

    “This is dark souls” you get it from dying once 😂

  • @awesomeguy133
    @awesomeguy133 6 років тому +489

    4:42 literally has me on the floor dying every time!!!!!

  • @dumbnessdaily3712
    @dumbnessdaily3712 5 років тому +224

    The great papyrus is pleased with your choice of music

    • @user-ub2hw2gd7b
      @user-ub2hw2gd7b 5 років тому +6

      Dumbness Daily NYEH HEH HEH

    • @planetsolaris
      @planetsolaris 5 років тому +2

      *NYEH HEHEHE*

    • @subswithnovids-pn8ti
      @subswithnovids-pn8ti 5 років тому +3

      Nyeh hehehehehehehehe

    • @user-hy3vi5wk5m
      @user-hy3vi5wk5m 5 років тому +2

      Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh

    • @pokeblue596
      @pokeblue596 5 років тому +3

      *GradeAUbnderA:
      *Check *Ask
      (Check)
      *ATK: 5 DEF: 69
      *Likes the theme of the skeleton who likes to say “NYEH!”

  • @crestfire8008
    @crestfire8008 2 роки тому +6

    I agree with the trophy for going to see the credits. Most people don't go there. It's a way for gamers to appreciate the people behind it. I used to do it all the time after every game just to see how many people it took and what different aspects were needed to make a game. I learnt a lot about how many different departments are involved in making a game

  • @marcop3194
    @marcop3194 4 роки тому +3

    Why for the years that I’ve lived only stumbled upon this now this is the funniest content I’ve ever seen

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 4 роки тому +1

      this is more of a pain for me being one of his "earlier" viewers and seeing him upload a whole 4 videos in 2019 and then not upload anything else

  • @st4t1c39
    @st4t1c39 7 років тому +471

    Top 5 UA-camrs that ran out of ideas

    • @cooperfoster4645
      @cooperfoster4645 7 років тому +30

      Doggo cough cough watchmojo COUGH

    • @dankmemes9534
      @dankmemes9534 7 років тому +10

      No people who ran out of stuff to commet.

    • @red_y2_jayig771
      @red_y2_jayig771 7 років тому +1

      Doggo watch mojo ideas don't belong here

    • @Humineral
      @Humineral 7 років тому +3

      Top 5 comment to make when you've ran out of ideas

    • @AceCrasher24
      @AceCrasher24 7 років тому

      This isn't a top 5 channel, this is a comedic rant channel.
      He says what he wants and takes the piss. Doesn't make a compilation out of 2 previous ones, watch mojo is literally video breeding simulator.

  • @kinoko_senpai
    @kinoko_senpai 7 років тому +84

    There's an achievement in Crysis 2 for actually loading the game for the first time. Except that's kind of an inside joke by the company because Crysis 1 was so ridiculously heavy in hardware requirements back in the days that it fucked up a shit ton of computers and consoles.

    • @2good2bu7
      @2good2bu7 7 років тому

      ImDeath Oh man, that takes me back.

  • @leafchill8821
    @leafchill8821 Рік тому +2

    More easy trophies:
    Death Squared has a trophy for skipping a cutscene

  • @nanopone
    @nanopone 4 роки тому +5

    postal 1 on steam has an achievement called "Ballmer Baller"
    to get it, you have to start the game on mac os x or linux
    that's it

  • @windowsmizu416
    @windowsmizu416 7 років тому +122

    A real trophy is beating New Vegas on hardcore mode.

    • @tatertotjoe5109
      @tatertotjoe5109 7 років тому +7

      6 Vault 6 Boy 6 or replaying fallout 4

    • @concisecipher1
      @concisecipher1 7 років тому

      6 Vault 6 Boy 6 the real trophy is doing that while also beating all the dlc

    • @sethro5171
      @sethro5171 7 років тому +1

      6 Vault 6 Boy 6 no the real trophy is playing the game without mods

    • @SilverMoon1134
      @SilverMoon1134 7 років тому +1

      on PS3 its fucking impossible

    • @chicanotings5909
      @chicanotings5909 7 років тому

      AkiraTheGodEater Lemme guess. "On PC its better and easier."

  • @anaarslan2878
    @anaarslan2878 7 років тому +260

    but i like being rewarded for doing nothing ;((

  • @lazarossilvio2509
    @lazarossilvio2509 4 роки тому +3

    Listening to grade A say "*DAFUQ*" will never get old

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +15

    The benefit of starting the game trophy, at least on Steam, is that you can gauge how many players have actually played the game.

  • @gumball1216
    @gumball1216 7 років тому +41

    "HELLO 'SCUSE ME?!? WRONG FUCKING MIC!" -Grade