Everything Wrong With EVERY Jurassic Park Movie (That We've Sinned So Far)

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  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 Рік тому +2716

    Fun fact, the original Jurassic Park has the least amount of dinosaur screen time out of all the movies in the franchise, only 15 minutes of it. But it’s BY FAR the best movie in the franchise, a total masterpiece. Quality over quantity.

    • @chenson9587
      @chenson9587 Рік тому +109

      damn thats crazy, I didnt even know that. feels like theres way more dino time

    • @Abraxas99x
      @Abraxas99x Рік тому +47

      I can see you clocking all the times and then looking at the results like.
      Wait...no fuckin way?!? 😅
      Does the Lost World one have the most? Or is that taken by Dominion?

    • @JcXtreme72
      @JcXtreme72 Рік тому +17

      That is indeed a fun fact.

    • @Kobanermani
      @Kobanermani Рік тому +14

      Are you adding the dinosaur’s fossils as Dino time?

    • @MatthewSmith-fy5hk
      @MatthewSmith-fy5hk Рік тому +40

      Its called the Jaws Effect. Ding.

  • @persona2grata
    @persona2grata Рік тому +522

    I've never understood how Claire isn't in prison for her actions in Jurassic World, which would amount to reckless endangerment at the very least. They keep insisting that she's one of the heroes because she's pretty and has a thing with Pratt's character, but they wrote her as a straight up villain in the first Jurassic World movie and I think any redemption arc should acknowledge this fact.

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy Рік тому +16

      You are so right.

    • @laurenpatrick4609
      @laurenpatrick4609 Рік тому +2

      It oes dost it. Pretty sure one of the characters brings up what she did

    • @guytremblay1647
      @guytremblay1647 Рік тому

      all three Jurassic world movie were dumb as fuck so what did you expect ?

    • @kaaliyahhaynes8526
      @kaaliyahhaynes8526 Рік тому +5

      ​@@BarryHart-xo1oy&u monounsaturated m b m n boo of lumpy of murmur mix

    • @thomasrodgers2291
      @thomasrodgers2291 Рік тому +8

      What exactly would she be charged with? It was under the orders of Masrani to not kill the indorex, it was Masrani that didn't want to panic the guests by alerting to a dino escape. Then, once Masrani died, it was Hopkins that took control, decided to release the raptors for use and try to cover up actions at the park. So how would Claire be responsible for any of this? Yes, she was the Ops Director for the park, but it was the owner calling the shots.

  • @gabedom_
    @gabedom_ Рік тому +153

    3:03 This scene always pissed me off, because everyone is struggling to do something, except TIMMY. He could easily give the shotgun to Ellie, but instead he literally STANDS AROUND SLAPPING HIS OWN HEAD OUT OF BOREDOM! Go rewatch that scene, its aggravating.

    • @kalebseiler8577
      @kalebseiler8577 Рік тому +11

      Very true. I love the first Jurassic Park movie but that one scene has alway drove me crazy. Lol

    • @scottb3034
      @scottb3034 Рік тому +4

      Alan Grant told him to leave and be next to Lex. It's faint but you can hear it (or he was saying something to Ellie). He probably thought it was not a good idea to have a 10 year old grab a high powered weapon in a stressful situation.

    • @thatanswergirl-lucy8033
      @thatanswergirl-lucy8033 Рік тому

      I always hoped they would shoot him or throw him to Raptors for that one.... I fn can't with him in that scene... not to mention he's a fn spoiled always whining brat

    • @thatanswergirl-lucy8033
      @thatanswergirl-lucy8033 Рік тому +2

      ​@@scottb3034please don't be ridiculous

    • @scottb3034
      @scottb3034 Рік тому

      @@thatanswergirl-lucy8033 yes, don't be.

  • @mmx4gaming12
    @mmx4gaming12 Рік тому +670

    Fun fact the spinosaur was just trying to return their phone the entire movie but the humans judged him as an asshole and were mean to him

    • @dustinbrown1815
      @dustinbrown1815 Рік тому +5

      Seriously?

    • @pancake5830
      @pancake5830 11 місяців тому +12

      @@dustinbrown1815 its a joke

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 10 місяців тому +4

      Like a Dino version of ‘Dumb and Dumber’.

    • @gregb5251
      @gregb5251 9 місяців тому +5

      Its a unix system i know this!!! 😝😝

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 9 місяців тому +1

      Remember Peter Pan and the giant crocodile with the alarm clock in its stomach?

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 Рік тому +696

    Timestamps… uh, finds a way.
    0:11 Jurassic Park
    3:10 The Lost World: Jurassic Park
    18:29 Jurassic Park III
    32:49 Jurassic World
    47:29 Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
    1:04:07 Jurassic World: Dominion

    • @Rdr_glazer
      @Rdr_glazer Рік тому +5

      Nice

    • @Bad_wolf_41
      @Bad_wolf_41 Рік тому +23

      This needs to be pinned - if not only for the joke itself :D

    • @vote4mel
      @vote4mel Рік тому +10

      Mr. Rogers once said "Look for the helpers..."

    • @89Pingu
      @89Pingu Рік тому +11

      3 mins for the first film?
      Makes sense.

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach Рік тому +3

      Doing the Lord's work.

  • @Lydia-dd9bo
    @Lydia-dd9bo Рік тому +290

    31:16 - Yes the flare gun still works. Flare guns are designed for harsh conditions because being in harsh conditions is precisely the time you need a flare gun. They will still work when wet and even when submerged under water. In fact, you could shoot off a flare gun under water if you wanted to, though I don't know why you'd ever need to do that. Point being, flare guns are very tough and it's not unrealistic at all that this flare gun still worked. A sin for your sin.

    • @meekcats
      @meekcats Рік тому +43

      unsining the sin while sinning the sinner, I like it

    • @erickrause7241
      @erickrause7241 Рік тому +24

      NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

    • @frondreadz789
      @frondreadz789 Рік тому +19

      Wait... emergency tools for the ocean can work even if they get wet?
      Mother of God.
      Lol I thought the same thing not all dings are factual

    • @thatanswergirl-lucy8033
      @thatanswergirl-lucy8033 Рік тому +6

      Thank you for saying that. He made most of his dumb comments like this, to stuff that were completely normal and logical.

    • @GovindSharma-vq5mj
      @GovindSharma-vq5mj Рік тому +4

      ​@@erickrause7241 awww.. Someone feels dumb af because they never educated themselves in a specific area that the person did. Awful try at a stereotype

  • @Titangoboom99
    @Titangoboom99 Рік тому +512

    I know the original jurassic park has MANY flaws. But. Its still my favorite movie. Watching it in theaters. FEELING the tyrannosaurus walk. Hearing the DEAFENING roar. Maybe im just an old man but that movie holds a special place in my heart.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Рік тому +14

      No movie is without flaws.
      The biggesr thing is that it is easy to look past a lot of flaws in an otherwise good movie.
      My favourite example is the Indian Jones IV fridge scene. It is dumb, really dumb. But it isn't any worse than the magic box train escape in The Last Crusade, but The Last Crusade is a freaking awesome movie so it gets a pass. Or The Temple of Doom plane escape is far worse than the fridge, but (although the worst of the trilogy) it is still a really good movie so it gets away with it.

    • @zyxoph
      @zyxoph Рік тому +4

      I wish I could see the first movie in a theatre but I came out 15 years before I was even born so I only managed to see fallen kingdom and dominion in a theatre:,)

    • @kbggaminggg8078
      @kbggaminggg8078 Рік тому +2

      I didn’t get to see any original jurrassic park movies in theatre but I saw ever jurrassic world except dominion

    • @wexfordrob
      @wexfordrob Рік тому +5

      100% agree. Lots of flaws but still miles ahead of modern blockbusters that are basically only marvel films anyway. I’ll never forget the first scene with the T rex in the cinema either. Just epic. Everyone was blown away

    • @skylerfigallo9056
      @skylerfigallo9056 Рік тому +2

      Maybe you're an old man AND this movie holds a special place in your heart. I'm in the same boat 👍

  • @coolguyyy9071
    @coolguyyy9071 Рік тому +221

    Jurassic Park (1993): a fun dinosaur adventure
    Jurassic World: Dominion (2022): GENETIC ENGINEERED BUG

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Рік тому +7

      Just wait for 2040 when Jurassic Universe III comes out....

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 Рік тому +7

      Tbh they could have done what they set up where they showed a movie of people trying to survive with dinosaurs or something similar or a group of people capturing those dinosaurs

    • @emergcon
      @emergcon Рік тому

      Just another Book by the author. But the bugs wäre robots

    • @jayreezy6733
      @jayreezy6733 Рік тому

      So? Whats your point here? I don't get it

    • @meekcats
      @meekcats Рік тому

      Yea I hated dominon, all they cared about was making a nastolgic movie feature ing all the old movies and crap..yes you can do that but why don't you be creative about it? They really said " ok well were out if dinosaurs. GREGORY GET THE ANIMATED LOCUST! "
      The dinosaur fighting was COOL AS HELL, but the clone girl? Oh my god just make a different movie at this point. I could make a betterish movie and that says alot, because I'm a very crappy story writer. But I could still make a better dinosaur villain then LOCUST. This is just my opinion, if you like this movie good on you! But oh my god it just burns my brain thinking about it.

  • @mrg2155
    @mrg2155 Рік тому +342

    30 minutes dedicated to the 3 Park movies and an hour dedicated to the 3 World movies is extremely telling in the difference in quality.

    • @thatanswergirl-lucy8033
      @thatanswergirl-lucy8033 Рік тому

      No it's just telling what a stupid dumb idiotic thing the creator is

    • @richardludwig3673
      @richardludwig3673 Рік тому +47

      I think it’s more about when they were released. CinemaSins went from 5-8 minutes to 20-30 minutes.

    • @SvanTowerMan
      @SvanTowerMan 5 місяців тому +6

      No, CinemaSins just makes stuff up to call sins to pad the runtime nowadays. Big difference.

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 5 місяців тому

      @@SvanTowerMancinemasins always made shit up. This was always about being humorous over being a quality film critique.

  • @dilaraselen1080
    @dilaraselen1080 Рік тому +25

    first jurassic park movie has a special place in my heart. its one of my comfort movies. it didnt completely rely on dinos for the fear factor. it was the fear of unknown as they had limited info and only theories on what these creatures were capable of. it also touched a lot of subjects like natural selection, order of chaos and morals of science. it was more of a philosophy movie with just enough amount of action. made you question things while you watched. interesting characters, great cinematography and top notch storyline in my opinion. love the video tho lol i had fun watching it

  • @darkKyrios13
    @darkKyrios13 Рік тому +44

    51:48 I paused for laughing like hell. Saw the lava and went,
    "Why.... why is the lava circling him like it's hunting him? It's almost like the plot demands he live."

  • @rhealityincolor
    @rhealityincolor Рік тому +45

    So the video at 1:04:22 is actually a stock video that we use in my drivers ed class, they just added a couple people and a stegasaurus to it. In the originaly he's not swearving to avoid the animal, he came out of the curve to fast and skidded and lost control

    • @pokechimp1544
      @pokechimp1544 10 місяців тому +6

      That's hilarious

    • @SvanTowerMan
      @SvanTowerMan 5 місяців тому +3

      I actually saw that in a Top 10 video not long before seeing the movie, so that was a fun Easter egg.

  • @gamerman782
    @gamerman782 Рік тому +93

    If anyone wonders about the scene where the girl gets attacked at 3:22 - 3:55 is a reference to the original Jurassic Park book, where the epilogue was setting up a plot where those tiny dinosaurs had managed to get to the mainland and were killing chickens and babies, as well as attacking the girl. Basically a reference to something that was barely mentioned in a book that takes place before the Lost World.

    • @misspinkpunkykat
      @misspinkpunkykat Рік тому +4

      The girl lived in the book too. She drew a picture of the dinosaur that bit her and someone says her drawing is VERY specific and isn't just some random "dinosaur drawn by a kid". That this girl obviously saw something.

    • @oogalyboogaly-qb2vp
      @oogalyboogaly-qb2vp Рік тому

      They probably didn't do it out of fear of backlash for the...compy in the crib scene...because let's face it it's be criminal to not have that. Screw the kids I wanna see a tiny green lizard eat a baby!!!

    • @scottb3034
      @scottb3034 Рік тому +3

      that wasn't in the epilogue. all of that occurred in the first third of the book. the epilogue to the first book was the survivors being detained by the Costa Rican government at a hotel for questioning about the island.

    • @misspinkpunkykat
      @misspinkpunkykat Рік тому +1

      @@scottb3034 Yep. Book and movie were like two complely different stories.

    • @Tomcat41385
      @Tomcat41385 9 місяців тому +2

      also the compys killed john hammond in the first book iirc right?

  • @drownthepoor
    @drownthepoor Рік тому +36

    The "flight-simulator" that Lex uses to reboot the system is actually a real thing.
    It's the visual file system used in IRIX, a custom UNIX operating system from SGI aka Silicon Graphics Inc.
    These are the same computers the dinosaurs would have been designed/animated/rendered on, and the same ones your favorite video-games for PlayStation or N64 were designed with.
    In UNIX, everything is a file. And absent from knowing the exact command, she could plausibly initiate the power/locks by executing that utility via file.

    • @spafieman-wq3bh
      @spafieman-wq3bh Рік тому +10

      I am both impressed and resisting the urge to use the nerd emoji at the same time

    • @pattierotondo1108
      @pattierotondo1108 Рік тому +6

      I used to work down the street from SGI. Their old building is now the Computer History Museum.

  • @benjaminrosiek5007
    @benjaminrosiek5007 Рік тому +61

    The compys in the book explicitly are venomous, causing the envenomed creature become slow, sleepy and compliant. Of course real life compys we have no idea about. But the fact they were venomous isnt conveyed. Also the books had serious horror elements, while the movies had a more adventure tone.

    • @Pepsithegoat
      @Pepsithegoat 8 місяців тому

      There's so many sins that would have been solved if the movie used more information from the book

    • @lizzykatieschindele6265
      @lizzykatieschindele6265 8 місяців тому +2

      The book was SO GOOD!

    • @justsomeguy1136
      @justsomeguy1136 3 місяці тому

      Idk if it's compys you're thinking of or the troodons because I remember someone saying that like the jurassic park story game troodons were one if the main dinosaurs that hunted everyone and are specifically mentioned as poisonous/venomous I forget which.

    • @benjaminrosiek5007
      @benjaminrosiek5007 3 місяці тому +1

      @justsomeguy1136 no it was the compsognathus

  • @rosswayman7979
    @rosswayman7979 Рік тому +183

    In Lost World there was apparently a deleted or planned scene where the raptors attack the people on the boat but manage to leave before it gets too far from the shore. It got cut but it then creates a massive plot hole where people assume it was the T-Rex escaping but then it has to get back down into containment by the time it arrives in San Diego

    • @Skeletextman
      @Skeletextman Рік тому +8

      I thought it was a team of human saboteurs with axes making it look like a dinosaur attack.

    • @Nerd_Warehouse
      @Nerd_Warehouse Рік тому +5

      This comment is literally completely false; where's your source man?

    • @JennifuhhGilardi
      @JennifuhhGilardi Рік тому +32

      @@Nerd_Warehousecompletely false? Lmfao. Read the novel and get back to me kiddo.

    • @Zayzanater
      @Zayzanater Рік тому +16

      @@Nerd_Warehouse Read the novel..

    • @blakeharris58
      @blakeharris58 Рік тому

      @@Nerd_Warehouseit was confirmed back in 1997.

  • @patrickspencer6550
    @patrickspencer6550 Рік тому +54

    1:20:27 “Forget the hat!” Anyone remember how he forgot it in 1993, but Billy somehow got it in 2001?

    • @Cyperr
      @Cyperr Рік тому +3

      ​@mickie_fartedLike you

  • @thomasbrown4626
    @thomasbrown4626 Рік тому +84

    Jurassic Park 2 shows what happens when you go into the tall grass without a Pokémon of your own.

  • @BOLDgames
    @BOLDgames Рік тому +17

    "no force on heaven or earth could get me on that island" - except a fake cheque that he clearly didn't cash before getting on the plane.

    • @TrapperAaron
      @TrapperAaron 3 місяці тому +1

      It would have been hilarious if they had him holding one of thoes giant cheques u see when someone wins some shit.

  • @GeroldGarthcia
    @GeroldGarthcia 2 місяці тому +3

    Additional sin: In OG Jurassic Park when the at least 10000 pound Trex slams it's head down onto plastic window it doesn't crush the children under said window at all. Like not even a broken wrist? No theyre able to push back against the Trex with their hands and knees.

  • @Aaron_J._Holt
    @Aaron_J._Holt Рік тому +564

    CinemaSins definitely needs to do a re-sin of the first Jurassic Park. Their original video is only 3 minutes and 36 seconds, and they can find so much more to sin than that.

    • @SantaCluas
      @SantaCluas Рік тому +38

      Been saying this for years. The best and most sinable movie and it’s been stuck at 3 mins for like 10 years

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 Рік тому +19

      Still a Great movie though! Fond memories...
      I Remember me and my friends would obsess over dinosaurs and the like, play dinosaur games, we'd carry around these massive encyclopedias of dinosaur facts and just talk amd nerd out about dinosaurs at length. Those were good times,
      This movie captures something that aspect that I think no other movie after really captured, and that's just the childlike wonder and imagination that really stems forth from the first time you see that brachiosauraus lumber into view and beautiful John Williams' score playing in the background.
      Man thats a moment I'll never forget!
      it was one of the things that got me that got me into the natural sciences in the first place, and for that I look back on it fondly. Lots of good memories and childhood nostalgia there.

    • @AdamThoba-h8k
      @AdamThoba-h8k Рік тому +21

      yea but they changed. and went left. they used to be quick, netural, and didnt say 4 paragraphs per sin, sins were simple like for example: *Spiderman 2* from 2004 was *Peter Parker uses Bing" ding, *these webs wouldn't shoot that far* "ding" . Today CinSins are like say 2 dudes are about to shoot each other in an action film and draw their guns, used to be *one guy is aiming his gun to far away* ding. or *this gun is clearly a prop* ding. today CinSins say "two guys about to shoot each other, why not have one of them try to get a job a KFC, which by the way should be in theatres, where i used to work, and no they don't get sticky floors from the butter* "ding".

    • @EmaculateRecords305
      @EmaculateRecords305 Рік тому +11

      Movie is flawless

    • @mondaymorningmowingwithmike
      @mondaymorningmowingwithmike Рік тому +4

      There's a scene where Ian and Alan accidentally hold hands

  • @steveouk90126
    @steveouk90126 Рік тому +5

    3:35 - Little girl looking right at lizards, says "Are you some kind of bird?" Script-writers don't know how little kids think and speak.

  • @Shade01982
    @Shade01982 4 місяці тому +3

    31:20 Yes, most flare guns used on ships and boats are waterproof and can even be used underwater. Seems perfectly fine...
    44:00 No sin for bird creatures picking up humans twice their size? Here's a sin!

  • @barttrodd7918
    @barttrodd7918 10 місяців тому +4

    A sin you missed from Jurassic Park is that you can see a human hand balance the tail of the velociraptor as it pushes the door open to the kitchen. Once you see it you can never unsee it 😂 but it is a blink and miss it moment.
    Loved the video ❤

  • @rustumlaattoe
    @rustumlaattoe Рік тому +14

    3:09 That's a real operating system. It really looks like that and works like that...

  • @invictus0x0
    @invictus0x0 Рік тому +24

    The program the girl uses was real, it was a 3D file system viewer made by SGI for IRIX systems called File System Navigator.

  • @ChangeGonnaComeSoon
    @ChangeGonnaComeSoon 2 місяці тому +3

    I’m shocked during the Fallen Kingdom sins he didn’t mention how the guy who got his arm bitten off reacted like it was a paper cut

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +61

    "Clever girl." - one of the iconic lines in Jurassic Park

    • @Bbb.anana6
      @Bbb.anana6 Рік тому

      @mickie_fartedu suck😂😂😂

    • @criticitizen8749
      @criticitizen8749 Рік тому +2

      Except when he looks at Ellie to tell her to run and loses sight of what he thought he saw. lol (Never take your eyes off of a meat eater.)

  • @klownbeans
    @klownbeans 10 місяців тому +9

    The first Jurassic Park is only 3 minutes. 😂 Even Cinemasins knows it's a masterpiece.

  • @tsg9256
    @tsg9256 Рік тому +64

    CinemaSins not knowing the difference between a pteranodon and a pteradactyl.........Ding!

    • @whitmerule2753
      @whitmerule2753 Рік тому +9

      Also: 'mama pterodactyl', when all the adult pteranodons we see are male. There's sexual dimorphism in the shape of the head crests, though I'm not sure whether that was known at the time the film was made, so it's certainly not cinemasins' fault, and may not even be the fault of the producers.

    • @FRESCO_KUN
      @FRESCO_KUN 7 місяців тому +1

      Cinima sins makes videos of their fuck ups. They are good sports about it, they mess up too sometimes

  • @nullenski
    @nullenski Рік тому +70

    Jeff Goldblum had the most sexual energy I have ever felt in the first Jurassic park

    • @kbggaminggg8078
      @kbggaminggg8078 Рік тому +2

      Yes bro even his bobble head is sexualized💀

    • @Hakuofthewatertribe
      @Hakuofthewatertribe Рік тому

      I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.

    • @Hakuofthewatertribe
      @Hakuofthewatertribe Рік тому

      I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.

    • @Hakuofthewatertribe
      @Hakuofthewatertribe Рік тому

      I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.

    • @Hakuofthewatertribe
      @Hakuofthewatertribe Рік тому

      I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.

  • @MFA2000
    @MFA2000 Місяць тому +2

    45:19. You should still add a sin, but the van that follows isn't the one with claire and the kids, that van is still at the raptor paddock. The van in the back is most likely filled with the rest of the soldiers that get killed right after that.

  • @Realfm0lk
    @Realfm0lk Рік тому +10

    2:18 the explanation behind this is that there are two sections of the paddock being connected by a very steep hill and the rex was standing on the elevated part of it, and the car timmy was in was pushed off on the deeper end of the paddock

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 4 місяці тому +1

      Except it all happens in the same area.
      Meaning the T-Rex breaks throughs the fence in the same area where he pushed off the jeep, there is no sign of a hill and if there was a hill it would have to be very close to where he pushes off the car... and to go from the road height to the height at the bottom of the wall it would have to be a straight up cliff to be that sudden.

  • @leonardomedeiros7683
    @leonardomedeiros7683 Рік тому +17

    About the 24rd sin: There's a sketch of the park made by the autor of the book. He draws the t-rex paddock to be all as deep as it shows with only one high area to atract the lizard to show to the visitors
    Here's another sin between 495 and 496: In the 2015 Jurassic World, Jimmy Fellon not only says but he shows that the glass can take a .50 bullet and not break. Now I'm not a gun specialist but that one Owen shots the glass with does not look like something superior to .50

    • @tau12usr85
      @tau12usr85 Рік тому +2

      and it is under water too, that bullet would lose all its energy after couple of feet even if it fired at all.

    • @jackspinner4727
      @jackspinner4727 Рік тому

      It’s not the size of the bullet it’s the speed at which it hits the target. That’s why you want a 9 over a 45 when shooting a bear. Cmon get it right bub.

    • @headlessspaceman5681
      @headlessspaceman5681 Рік тому

      @@jackspinner4727 If you're shooting anything other than mace at a bear in self-defense you're already in trouble. If you mean shooting a bear for fun... that's just messed up man.

    • @jackspinner4727
      @jackspinner4727 Рік тому

      @@headlessspaceman5681 I shoot bears once for fun and twice cause I can.

  • @purplerider2362
    @purplerider2362 Рік тому +38

    You should do a colab with pitch meetings. Because watching these cinema sins videos back to back is super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

    • @slosh360
      @slosh360 10 місяців тому +4

      Wow wow wow wow... Wow

    • @rockyhiggs
      @rockyhiggs 8 місяців тому +4

      Backhanded collaborative respect is TIGHT

  • @haydenhight3300
    @haydenhight3300 11 місяців тому +2

    My favorite aspect of this video is the fact that none of the scenes featuring the Dilophosaurus killing Nedry and Dodgson were criticized because even Cinema sins knows that the greatest dinosaur of the franchise is the small frilled lizard that spits venom

  • @hazeltifiaeh6196
    @hazeltifiaeh6196 Рік тому +8

    (FYI this statement is all in joking matter)
    After all the complaining about the hand thing to "control" the dino I did some research. They stole this from Hiccup in HTTYD. HTTYD came out in 2010. JW came out in 2015. They saw Hiccup do his hand thing and said, "We wanna do that."

  • @omega311888
    @omega311888 Рік тому +11

    havent seen the last one yet. i was on the fence about it and thanks you you, i dont have to suffer through it. thanks for all your hard work.

  • @sidekickz2180
    @sidekickz2180 Рік тому +69

    You're sinning my childhood right here.
    ... and I approve

  • @erroneous6947
    @erroneous6947 Рік тому +18

    Jurassic park III reminds me of taking city people hunting. Yelling, using cologne-perfume, and stumbling around like idiots.

  • @Rezo3
    @Rezo3 Рік тому +6

    I always said there was no way Ellie was helping at all where she was pushing on the door. I'm sad y'all didn't mention Sarah petting the baby Stegosaurus, then saying that they are there to observe and not interact so Nick can't smoke. 😅

  • @5ftOfRage
    @5ftOfRage Рік тому +8

    You don't know this already the character that Jeff Goldblum plays in the Jurassic Park movies. Originally died in the first Jurassic Park Book.

    • @79cats90
      @79cats90 Рік тому +3

      Technically, based on the Lost World novel, his death was reported, although he hadn’t actually died. But yes, before the Lost World was written, Ian Malcom died

  • @WallStreetViper
    @WallStreetViper Рік тому +5

    20:17 Sam Neill's response here is the funniest, most entertaining shot 📹📹📹in the entire franchise.😂😂😂

  • @jayluck8047
    @jayluck8047 Рік тому +20

    The kid in me says the San Diego parts of The Lost World are the best part.

    • @Cpl._Dwayne_Hicks
      @Cpl._Dwayne_Hicks Рік тому

      My inner kid and my regular adult says its the worst one in Lost World.

    • @ImZyker
      @ImZyker Рік тому +1

      amen

  • @montrellz
    @montrellz Рік тому +6

    “Dino transfusion is an illusion to cause confusion despite its inclusion suggesting a foregone conclusion”
    I definitely take this into consideration before I make any important decisions in life.

  • @chesh05
    @chesh05 Рік тому +2

    @9:04 Nobody in their right mind would ever in a million years want to pull a 12 hour shift after they just spent the entire day capturing all these animals and working themselves to the point of exhaustion. The movie kinda just assumed you weren't an idiot and could put two and two together.

  • @Linkforlife199
    @Linkforlife199 Рік тому +6

    I wish Lost World was Kobayashi hunting down dinosaurs and Ian's group weren't sent to stop them, that would have been awesome to watch, and no San Diego scene.
    I crack up everytime I hear "Spectato-dactyl" during the Jurassic Park 3 video/portion.
    Every single Jurassic movie has kids involved in it, but at least Lex and Tim were part of the action from the get go, Zach, Gray and Maisie felt like they were kind of there, and Eric WAS the plot to get Grant on the island to rescue him.
    The Indoraptor running into the dumb waiter was likely paralleling the first movie when a raptor did the same thing when going after Lex, although, it ran into a reflection on another surface.
    Another part that cracks me up every time I watch the Dominion section/video is when Jeremy says "GODAMNIT BLUE!"

  • @DestructiveSpirit674
    @DestructiveSpirit674 Місяць тому +2

    As for the whole on the ship in lost world at 17:12 there is a cut scene showing that there were raptors stowed away on the ship and that's how that guy's hand got left there along with why the Rex was still locked in the cargo area

  • @stevensrocks798
    @stevensrocks798 Рік тому +15

    I do love these compilations, you start off normal and end up just irate and sarcastic 😅

  • @Vortex_Feedz
    @Vortex_Feedz Рік тому +7

    21:13 I literally died when the dinosaur spoke ⚰️

  • @RolandHazoto
    @RolandHazoto Рік тому +15

    Watching this is just making me want to play Jurassic World Evolution 2.
    Unlike these movies, that game gets better the farther into the franchise it gets.

  • @88porpoise
    @88porpoise Рік тому +23

    Watching the end of the Jurassic World II, where you say it is like they were just going through the motions with that movie to get to the third one (the one that they named their trilogy after, the dinosaur "World"). I agree that the second Jurassic World movie really feels like that.
    And then they completely skip over that entire thing with one montage of dinosaurs being a problem at the beginning of the third movie and one with them integrated into the world at the end.
    I really wonder what went on behind the scenes to end up with the giant locust plot. Could they not come up with a script in time so they took one off a dusty shelf and stuck some Jurrasic Park/World into it? That is the only thing that makes something close to sense to me.

    • @johnrobinson380
      @johnrobinson380 Рік тому +2

      What’s crazy is after Fallen Kingdom released even the director said he wasn’t big on it but he needed to make it to get to where he wanted 3 to be then yeah 3 threw it away 😂

  • @drixcreations
    @drixcreations Рік тому +3

    Fun fact: the scene in the jurassic World where the indominaus "talks" the raptors over to its side, in Lego jurassic world its literally a game of charades that the dinosaurs play.

  • @AccurateRain137
    @AccurateRain137 Рік тому +18

    Someone once asked me, “ Hey kid, do you know who Johnny Sins is?” I thought immediately of this channel and assumed the guy who runs it is just REALLY dedicated and so I responded, “ yeah that’s the guy who does cinema sins on UA-cam right?” They proceeded to laugh as he’s actually a lot more than a UA-camr, he’s a doctor, a veteran, a veterinarian, a fireman and an all around (pornstar) good guy! This is a real story btw.

  • @ArborAndyYT
    @ArborAndyYT Рік тому +3

    And the nerdy guy the t-rex eats in the waterfall, is a very farcical, yet somehow accurate immitation of the famous paleontologist Bob Baker lol

  • @pohldriver
    @pohldriver Рік тому +5

    1:04:30 cars don't suddenly skid out of control. That's the person not knowing how to drive and has nothing to do with the vehicle. If you come around a blind curve to something in your way, you will not get stopped in time. You can brake hard to shed speed, then let off as you steer to where there's the least amount of danger. Slamming on the brakes, even with ABS and modern babysitting electronics, puts you at risk of losing control anytime you're not traveling in a straight line. Being aware of your surroundings is paramount. If someone is next to you, unless it's a human, it's better to hit what's in front of you than suddenly jerk the wheel into the vehicle next to you. The front of you're vehicle is designed to absorb a high energy impact far better than the sides.

  • @WallStreetViper
    @WallStreetViper Рік тому +3

    32:14 "Raging murder-birds"😂😂😂 That should be my username 🦕🦖

  • @greenbunny2911
    @greenbunny2911 Рік тому +4

    What gets me is that in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom when they’re getting on the plane Owen just sits up, was he laying there just snoozing? Like what was he doing for that whole hour?

  • @JennifuhhGilardi
    @JennifuhhGilardi Рік тому +12

    In the novel the triceratops was sick because it used gizzard stones and would ingest the berries when it scooped up rocks. Idk how they worked it into the movie like that just to not have it make sense lol.

    • @79cats90
      @79cats90 Рік тому +1

      In the book, it’s also actually a stegosaurus. It’s partially implied that the trike in the movie threw up the berries, but given it’s not shown, they really should’ve given it a resolution

    • @JennifuhhGilardi
      @JennifuhhGilardi Рік тому +1

      @@79cats90true facts man I totally forgot it was a trike. I also wish the compies had the same venomous effect as in the novel.

    • @79cats90
      @79cats90 Рік тому +1

      @@JennifuhhGilardi In the Jurassic Park cannon, they do, it’s just never stated, but that’s why in The Lost World film Dieter dies by them

    • @elizabethbaird2132
      @elizabethbaird2132 10 місяців тому

      @MichaelFreiberg-qy8btthe stones are normal for some lizards/birds to eat to help grind up their food. It was because they have to eat stones every so many weeks that they were eating the berries (which would fall on the stones) and that's why it was cyclic (every few weeks) and there wasn't really any signs of the berries being eaten because fallen ones were being eaten accidentally.

  • @ShuRugal
    @ShuRugal 9 місяців тому +1

    @34:00 - yes. I've been to science museums which had an exhibit exactly like this. the attending staff re-cover it with sand between groups.

  • @markadams9502
    @markadams9502 Рік тому +10

    13:05 Lol, they used this line as one of the loading screen quotes for Jurassic World Evolution 2... a game where you can send dinosaurs off your island

    • @emtee7138
      @emtee7138 11 місяців тому +3

      It gets worse when you remember you can do it with dinosaurs you specifically engineered to be mean

    • @markadams9502
      @markadams9502 10 місяців тому +2

      @@emtee7138 yes, exactly!!

  • @DeityofHumor
    @DeityofHumor Місяць тому +1

    To be fair the trex is an ambush predator so it goes to reason that an animal made for hunting silently and ambushing prey would be good at being quiet

  • @nightstepstation7189
    @nightstepstation7189 Рік тому +9

    I never did realize nor question the extinct plants or how they actually got them. Whoops. Also haven’t seen the first movie since 2012

    • @TCHorwood-xq7mw
      @TCHorwood-xq7mw 4 місяці тому

      I always assumed they found pollen/seeds in amber, that would be way more common than blood.

  • @jazonjalapeno1406
    @jazonjalapeno1406 Рік тому +40

    11:30 I never quite understood that scene. Eddie attach the rope to a trunk. Then they can climb up through the RV, they got a lot of anchor point for their feet in there. Trying to pull the RV with the car was totally unneccessary, and impossible. He could even have launched the pulley cable, and pull them up all at once. Then drive off somewhere safer. Eddie sacrifice wasn't necessary 😞

    • @JennifuhhGilardi
      @JennifuhhGilardi Рік тому +2

      Ironically the same as Eddie from stranger things. Apparently Eddie’s just like the play the hero.

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy Рік тому

      Thank you for pointing these facts out.

    • @scottb3034
      @scottb3034 Рік тому +2

      he was pulling the RV because they thought at the time it was their *only means to leave the island* AND it was their *only shelter.* It is sheer luck that A) the hunting party decided to join them B) there was a geothermal fueled village with the ability to call for help. That is not a mistake by him at all.

    • @scottb3034
      @scottb3034 Рік тому +2

      @@BarryHart-xo1oy Not really facts at all under the circumstances. looking at it after the fact knowing a working workers village was a viable option. they didn't know that however.

  • @DankrumStar
    @DankrumStar Рік тому +7

    The original three are my favorite guilt movies. As a kid and even now I will watch them over and over! I love them ❤❤❤

  • @DankrumStar
    @DankrumStar Рік тому +15

    The fact that the spinosaurus can swim I always thought that it was implied to be what attacked them in the beginning of the movie, not the pterodactyls

    • @anjelica948
      @anjelica948 Рік тому +3

      Given the size of the spinosaurus in the film (idk if they were that big in real life), its unlikely they’d be able to swim/sneak attack prey, or a boat, in the deep water of the ocean. The amount of muscle mass, combined with their lack of specialized traits for swimming (flippers, paddle tails, webbed feet), would likely cause them to sink and drown in deep water.
      But rivers or swamps wouldn’t be a problem.
      But again, the way they’re portrayed in the film could be vastly different than in real life- the raptors certainly were.

    • @rahstylz
      @rahstylz Рік тому +2

      ⁠@@anjelica948the film got the length right, more or less.
      Scientist didn’t know it for sure back then but spinosaurus was suggested to be semi aquatic as far as the 1980’s. Thats why the spino in the movie can swim.

    • @DankrumStar
      @DankrumStar Рік тому +1

      @@rahstylz Thank you for you information! It’s always cool to learn more about your favorite childhood movies as an adult!

  • @TrapperAaron
    @TrapperAaron 3 місяці тому +3

    Denim shirt and denim pants only deserves a sin because she is missing the denim jacket to make a traditional Canadian tuxedo. -1 sin.

  • @rosemaryjones5550
    @rosemaryjones5550 2 місяці тому +1

    Not removing 30 for ian questioning owen’s job in jw is a sin itself

  • @johnnytower6169
    @johnnytower6169 Рік тому +4

    Soccer goalkeepers stand 70% back on a corner kick because you can move faster forward than backwards. Grant standing far back is a smart move as he can get forwards to the falling object much faster than he can scoot back

  • @Jarrygames86
    @Jarrygames86 3 місяці тому +1

    28:35 always gets me with the boingy boingy 😅

  • @matheusm.a.1893
    @matheusm.a.1893 Рік тому +10

    This video is shorter than all 6 films, it almost loses to Spinosaurus Park, and it manages to be better than all 6 films combined, how is that possible? oh my

  • @Darkgodloki
    @Darkgodloki Рік тому +5

    I love how he talks about how the Adam bunch of actors that were popular in the late 90s

  • @tattedupluv
    @tattedupluv Рік тому +20

    1:47 The trike did eat the lilacs. When they regurgitated the grinding stones to replace them, they inadvertently also regurgitated the berries. Which is why there weren't found in the droppings. THE BOOKS DO MATTER! #EWWCinemaSins

  • @hmdrum88
    @hmdrum88 11 місяців тому +1

    It's funny that the cell phone crapped out in a theme park sponsored by Verizon Wireless... but then again, it is also a testament to verizon wireless

  • @gamerman782
    @gamerman782 Рік тому +12

    Shouldn't there be a sin that Maisie's mom is a different actress, despite Fallen Kingdom AND Dominion showed a picture of her that just looked like they put Maisie's actress face Photoshop on an adult?

  • @tysonyapias5527
    @tysonyapias5527 Місяць тому +1

    47:09 the bigger question is why in the world did they build a fence weak enough for the Mosasaur to breach up, over and crash through it. It could have eaten guests.

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora Рік тому +9

    Just make every Dino enclosure like 20 feet deep.

  • @neilwilson5871
    @neilwilson5871 Рік тому +2

    "..the jets..." Best moment for me, tho I laffed a lot thru-out😂👍👍

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit1111 Рік тому +49

    The dinosaur auction in Fallen Kingdom still ranks as one of the single dumbest scenes I've ever seen in any movie. In real life, there would be wars fought for these things. But yeah let's let a T-Rex go for $10 million. A velociraptor $15 million. Right.

    • @danandtab7463
      @danandtab7463 Рік тому +9

      I thought the little girl letting them all out is a tad dumber than the auction, but I hear you.

    • @y2kboris186
      @y2kboris186 Рік тому +10

      The whole premise is nonsense. A ship that big wouldn't have even been able to make it back to America without the Coast Guard intercepting it.

  • @Xtariz
    @Xtariz 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm surpized CinemaSins didn't get that Velociraptors are not that big

  • @EliteCXVII
    @EliteCXVII Рік тому +4

    8:14 You can see the guy on the left side of the truck lower the noose to catch the dinosaur while the man on top of the truck is shooting a tranq gun. While this movie may have a few, I’ll ask you take that sin back and give it to yourself.

  • @JeffWhite-z7y
    @JeffWhite-z7y Місяць тому +1

    Was actually a few T-Rex's, but do show em hauling it to ship, and did they openly admit they been stealing dinosaurs for since before JW went under?? "Bought this land in 90's, most of the sorna dino are here, recently nublar join em"

  • @Shovel_lover-j8g
    @Shovel_lover-j8g 9 місяців тому +8

    2:15 fun fact this was actually a blooper but it was so good that they decided to keep it in the window wasn’t supposed to fall 😊

  • @AFineGent
    @AFineGent Рік тому +11

    3 mins of one movie 1hr 27 mins of every other movie truly amazing

    • @AFineGent
      @AFineGent Рік тому +1

      @mickie_farted so true

  • @michaelrandall9319
    @michaelrandall9319 Рік тому +2

    OMG!!! I did NOT expect this to be as freakin funny as it is!! I laughed my a** off! You are a GENIUS!!

  • @averociraptor9139
    @averociraptor9139 6 місяців тому +1

    Just now noticing this, the guy on the helicopter ride into biosyn said they have 20 displaced species. How? In the last movie they managed to get 11 of the island, the mosasaurus escaped and I'm gonna guess 3 different pterrasaurs. That's 15, where'd the other 5 come from?

  • @jtedge
    @jtedge Рік тому +6

    2:20 has been one of the biggest conundrums in my mind ever since I was a little kid. Still one of favorite movies ever, but I always saw that as one of the weirdest flaws in any movie I've seen 😂 I've boggled my mind trying to configure every possible way that part could make sense and in 25 years have never been able to rationalize it other than it was an oversight blunder lol

    • @josephdillard9907
      @josephdillard9907 Рік тому +4

      Actually it's been explained. Drawings from the production of the film show that there is 30 foot moat all around the paddock, except for one spot right there where the cars come by which had a small hill that comes up to the level of the wall. This is where the goat was brought out to attract the Rex so that the people in the cars could see it. But after the Rex got out and was attacking the car it pushed the car down the road far enough that when it got pushed over the wall it went down into the moat. This is also described in the book.

  • @carbon_no6
    @carbon_no6 Рік тому +3

    When Dr. Grant says “And even the word ‘raptor’ means bird of prey!” makes no sense and was a stupid line. It had nothing to do with the actual biology of the species he’s referencing.

  • @JeffWhite-z7y
    @JeffWhite-z7y Місяць тому +1

    I rex escaped might be dumbest thing from all these movies combined, workers all way around paddock working, and no onf goes out side and goes "which eay it go" or go, well none of the workers are freaking out

  • @AnAverageAustralian
    @AnAverageAustralian Рік тому +4

    I was waiting for this resin of the entire jurassic park franchise I’m so happy it finally cane

  • @BAN3FromNoWhere
    @BAN3FromNoWhere 6 місяців тому +1

    Extra sin for you: the scene with the stegosaurs defending the hatchling has one of the stegosaurs spiking their thagomizer (named after the late thag simmons) down through the hollow log she crawled through. I hav no doubt a stegasaur tail can pack enough power to probably shatter that log, so spiking through it isnt the problem. The problem is that in order to spike downwards like that, the stegosaur would have to completely break its own tail in several places. I know the dinosaurs arent actually real dinosaurs due to the whole frog dna thing, (which explains why said stegosaurs were roughly 30% too big) but even that wont explain a complete disregard for skeletal anatomy.

  • @Floridafanatic28
    @Floridafanatic28 Рік тому +2

    LOL, those dino balloons are called "Airwalkers". They are filled with helium and small weights are attached to the bottom to allow them to lightly float across the ground.

  • @Flamingolord
    @Flamingolord 5 місяців тому +1

    I’m sad that Owen didn’t have to fist fight the Indominus too show the raptors he’s boss

  • @5ftOfRage
    @5ftOfRage Рік тому +4

    The biggest sin of the Jurassic Park movies are they're not rated R horror movies. Plus I think they missed her chance tap some type of hybrid Spinosaurus in Jurassic World 3

  • @stefanjentoft8107
    @stefanjentoft8107 6 місяців тому

    I love hearing that "you stood on the shoulders of giants..." line even when (like here) it's misquoted. Even more than a tribute to his predecessors, Newton intended it as a dig against Leibnitz, his rival in discovering Calculus, who was apparently small of stature.

  • @DonEBrooke32
    @DonEBrooke32 Рік тому +4

    8:40 in packs, i presume. cuz i think Stormare's character was dead after he antagonized those things later on, right? (or was there an end credit scene where he survived?)

  • @waterdragon2224
    @waterdragon2224 6 місяців тому +1

    Loved your commentary! Hilarious! 😂

  • @casthedemon
    @casthedemon Рік тому +15

    The ordering food scene in the rv always cracks me up. Very realistic portrayal of us sarcastic assholes.

  • @mattc3581
    @mattc3581 Рік тому +1

    As a world renowned paleontologist, I'm pretty sure Alan would not have claimed velociraptors were more intelligent than primates, knowing as he would that humans are primates. And I'm awarding cinema sins a sin for failing to sin that sin.

  • @ZackBurnsOG
    @ZackBurnsOG Рік тому +3

    Why has no one ever seemed to notice that the "video phone" has a video length track bar on it? AKA they were playing a video of the docks in a media player on the computer and passing it off as a video phone? I noticed that decades ago, point it out, and but no one else seems to notice it! That bugged me the most out of everything in the Jurassic Park movies, even more than the 3d hacking unix system.
    That being said, I still love the first 3 Jurassic Park movies, and the first 2 Jurassic World movies.