Everything Wrong With Cocaine Bear in 21 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
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Cocaine Bear is pretty fun. It could have been more fun. It's basically just the one joke over and over. Anyway, here are its sins.
Next week: Recent-ish action sins, recent comic book sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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I have a friend who worked a student cinema showing of this film. Apparently the best part was when an audience member yelled out "FUCK EM UP PADDINGTON!" during one of the action scenes.
Something happened like that when I watched the first Avengers movie as Hulk slammed Loki around. One guy yelled “bro… lol bro rewind that!”
Lol 🐻
If for whatever reason this ever re-releases I know what I’m doing.
I live to be that kind of person
@@jeromevaleska2014me too
Fun fact, throughout the entire production the working title for the movie was Cocaine Bear. Then when it came to actually finding a name for it, they said we've got nothing better let's stick with Cocaine Bear.
That makes so much sense now lol
untitled goose game energy
Snakes on a Plane was the same way.
Like SNAKES ON A PLANE or my personal nightmare, BEDBUGS IN MY CAR.
Fun fact, Elizabeth Banks directed the movie
This movie is 90% people walking through the woods, 10% cocaine bear and somehow, it still kept my attention. This is the kind of film RLM would have roasted in an episode of Best of the Worst under different circumstances.
I thought the same thing. Cocaine bear didn’t spend much time cocaine bearing
Yeah, instead they roasted it on HitB
They reviewd it on half in the bag and hated it.
Feels like a Legendary Godzilla movie, 90% human 10% kaijus. WHICH SUCKS
Oh it is based off a true story. Yet the bear was found dead after eating like 5 pounds of coke. This is just a funny movie and last one that Ray Liotta made. It is a turn off your brain movie
The way the cocaine acted like a health serum for the bear was one of the best parts of the movie.
I mean, that’s Pretty much how it works 😂😂
@@carsonhunt4642 says someone who's definitely never even seen real cocaine
I want to see a Legend of Zelda style game but for Cocaine Bear 😂
@@Doomed-qu8yjonce you start, you cant stop, i think thats what he was trying to refer to.
@@carsonhunt4642 No, that's how culture has portrayed cocaine
I’m just surprised that they managed to make this story into a full length feature film lmao.
Another one of those wild stories that ultimately ends up pretty mundane when you hear the rest of it, so they take advantage of the idea and make a movie around the silliness of it's potential.
Full length masterpiece *
May the bear rest in peace 😔
I'm glad they did
The bear died and didnt went on a rampage
(im fun at parties)
9:42
This reminds me of a joke that tends to get more popular when city people move into the forest-side:
“If a bear is chasing you but you don’t know what kind it is, climb a tree. If it chases you up the tree to kill you, it was a black bear. If it tears the tree down to kill you, it was a brown bear. If there’s no tree in sight, it was a polar bear.”
If it claws your face off before you can reach the tree, it was a sloth bear.
Lol😂😂😂
If it's got white on its nose, it's a cocaine bear.
@@masere Thank you!
I'm still surprised that scene with kids doing cocaine was not considered controversial at all.
I heard Elizabeth Banks did get some flack for that actually
@@FoolsGil doubt it Hollywood has done some crazy shit
Probably because they weren't technically doing it. I mean, they put it in their mouths, not their noses, and they didn't even swallow it.
I’d like to think that the people going into this weren’t the type of people to get all mad over kids trying cocaine, considering a bear did it and all. If it was any other movie though it probably would have got controversial
@@VicenteTorresAliasVits i'd imagine they ingested some amount of it from it becoming mixed with saliva, unless they spat a bunch/risned with water. didnt see the whole scene, also having no info on cocaine im assuming it can still be absorbed into your bloodstream thru stomach. either way having kids in contact with cocaine is something i would assume people would start a twitter rant about.
I love that this whole movie comes from the fact that a dead bear was found in the woods once having ODed on cocaine.
Oh so that really is what the movie is about. Every ad I got for it relyed on the name and only the name, nothing about the movie itself. I fr thought it was a parody of something until it actually released
@@slayerdwarfify yep. In the real event, nobody was hurt by the bear. It just died from too much cocaine.
The greatest High ever!
@Hitchbot true, the guy smuggling and dropping the cocaine died tho, but his co-pilot who allegedly knew nothing of the coke survived.
@@NoviceElitethis way they can make a crazy ass movie and still claim “based on a true story”
The bear lived for like 2 mins in real life. Made a whole movie about it lol.
Fact that the kids did a knife of pure cocaine (about a 8ball worth) to the mouth but had no reaction to it or didn’t OD is wild.
The bear found the drugs,
got high,
ran maybe a hundred feet, refused to elaborate,
and then died.
Lol, more like a 7, those kids woulda been soooo high then maybe dead. They also woulda had a nice puke session together 1st. Lol
@@UnionCowboyroll credits
While this movie may not be the best removing the sin at the end for Ray Liotta was well deserved. RIP what a legend!!
20:10 “Cocaine bear survives this…and this…by snorting more cocaine….oh, and she also survives all the cocaine!” 😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest part of Cocaine Bear for me was looking down and realize the guy in front of me was on his phone switching between watching porn and playing mobile games beside his girlfriend. Great bonding experience for myself, my boyfriend and my little brother on his 17th birthday.
Lol cool
"Freddy urses Jason" as an animal lover I really appreciated that joke lol
Same! Best joke in the whole video.
It's kind of amazing that the writers took "Black bear eats a shit ton of cocaine and died" and turned it into "Black bear eats a shit ton of cocaine and goes on a rampage the Slasher flick".
When I watched this film, after about 20 min. of Daveed's screen time, I was like, "It's like the producers wanted to have Ice Cube in this movie but couldn't get him so they settled for this guy."
*me watching the credits*
"Oh shit! That's Ice Cube's son!"
Felt like a real ass after that. XD
Giving you a sin for not knowing who Ice Cube's son is and thinking "this guy" just looks a lot like him. He played his young dad in Straight Outta Compton.
@@jeffs6090 Sin me if you will, seems a little unnecessary as I already stated I felt like an ass but I'll take that L. In my defense, I didn't recognize him in this movie. I knew who he was in "Straight Outta Compton". Didn't know he was in anything else.
Looks like a masterpiece! The scene when the bear was dying but a small cloud of cocaine was enough to make him jump up again and spit out the bullet was hilarious.
I see your Cocaine Bear and raise you Attack of the Meth Gator. That's actually a movie. 😂
I don’t know how you can sin such a perfect movie as Cocaine Bear.
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Apparently you can
That’s why the sponsor was “Better Help,”come on…😂
Goes to show there is no such thing as perfection
No movie is without sin
It honestly would've made more sense to have the bear die, then have her cubs come back in the sequel.
Coming this summer “Cocaine Bear-s”
@@IceBear-jb1ip Cocaine Cubs, if you will.
Are you trying to get Cocaine Bear’s Revenge?
Cause that’s how you get Cocaine Bear’s Revenge
@@IceBear-jb1ip "This time it's personal"
Was thinking of Cocaine Cubbies, and have multiple sequels like Air Buddies
I knew what I was getting going into this movie and I enjoy it for what it is. A fun, stupid movie that you can shut your brain off and just laugh at!
it's sorta like kingsman, you enjoy it if you don't take it super seriously
I went in with that mindset, but just found it more boring than anything. Too much humans walking, not enough bear ripping people’s guts out and tanking bullets.
it COULD have been exactly that... if the whole movie had actually kept the energy of the ambulance scene
This movie had me hooked from the start, the cherry on top was when the bear snorted coke off of a severed leg. Absolute gold.
That little girl putting a spoonful of allegedly premium grade cocaine would DEFINITELY feel the effects of this, even if she didnt snort it. Cocaine bioavailability is lower ingested but its still absorbed through the mouth and at the very least she would have a VERY numb mouth. Now it's blurred and I haven't seen the movie but that looks to be somewhere between 5-15g. She would be zootin' lol.
Experience?
I said the same thing when I saw it and yes from experience
@@Beertje21 🤷♂️
How do you think she managed to run so far with a messed up leg
Best part about this movie is at no point does it take itself seriously
Cocaine Bear just wanted to go for a walk.
A very enthusiastic walk.
In the woods. At night.
So enthusiastic its heart stopped
This movie is awesome. I saw it in the theater when it came out and have loved it ever since. We need more movies like this. Movies that don't take themselves seriously and are just plain fun.
I watched Cocaine Bear in theatres with a couple friends
Best experience of my life
Me too I’m happy I watched it in the movies
Were you high?
Yeah my wife and I watched it on the big screen. Had an absolute blast.
Same. I enjoyed it way more than whatever they did to Return of the Jedi a few weeks later
Oh it is based off a true story. Yet the bear was found dead after eating like 5 pounds of coke. This is just a funny movie and last one that Ray Liotta made. It is a turn off your brain movie
Fun fact: my girlfriend and I saw this in theaters and it was awesome, but almost beat for beat I caught most of these exact same sins in the theatre. I also leaned over to her and did the "it's over Anakin, I have the high ground" during that one scene as well 😂
And I don't say this to be like "I did it first, you're not original," I'm saying it to show that I watch so much of this channel that I can't watch movies normally anymore to the point I'm able to pick out the exact same sins before the sins video even exists, lol
12:06 ... Thank you for the Scott Seiss reference. He should've had a bigger role in this movie. He died rrrrrreally quickly.
"Freddie Ursus Jason" 😂. Your bountiful and brilliant bear puns are comedy gold.
I love that this movie came from not only a story about a bear that did cocaine, but the comment that was left on that post where someone said “there was probably a small amount of time where it was the most dangerous apex predator on any fucking continent.”
My boyfriend and I saw the poster for the movie when we went to see Puss in Boots 2 and I just started laughing because thought it was a made up B horror movie. Later that week found out vary loosely based on a bear who had cocaine but the real one died shortly after having some of the dropped stash. The real lesson is, if it can kill a bear, it can kill you.
It can be so much worse than that... my fiancé (if I can still call her that) and myself are both recovering addicts. I was very fortunate in that I didn’t contract any kind of chemical imbalances due to my use... she however, wasn’t so lucky. She was diagnosed last year with schizophrenia and her mental state has steadily deteriorated. She is unrecognizable (in personality) from the person that I love. It’s as though she’s gone, but I still have to see her walking around... no longer the wonderful person that I fell in love with. Her mother and I are trying desperately to get her to seek treatment, but she’s convinced (because of the schizophrenia) that we’re trying to manipulate her and control her until we find the right time to end her life. It’s a horrible situation to be a part of, but there’s not much to do except keep trying to convince her that she needs treatment.
@@bull420840 I mean you have to try? The worse thing you can do to a loved one is give up on them when they need you the most. Cutting her off would likely just have her wound up dying from her addiction.
Very*
@@jeffreybowen2068 I wish you well in your recovery, I hope your fiancée also gets there one day. I also hope you don't destroy yourself trying to help her 💕
@@Baysidemom2 I really appreciate that, I’m going to do what I can, but I’m not going to lose everything I’ve worked for to save someone who can’t be saved, if this last incident isn’t enough of a wake up for her, I’ll never convince her that she needs help.
I’m sure it’s a much better idea than a certain recent Winnie the Pooh-themed abomination.
I just watched this movie and its by far the funniest horror movie I've ever seen, I was laughing my ass off the whole time 😭
The "In Loving Memory of Ray Liotta" part got me emotional 😢 😭. RIP LEGEND. Gone too soon
“That’s a bear! Boom!” That was hilarious. I had to pause to take a laugh breaks. Set up was great.
I remember making that same joke/sin in the theaters to my buddy about the guy saying the bear's vagina was on his ear. I was just like "Unless he turned into a damn pretzel when the bear fell on him, there's just no way."
Hahahahahahahaha
The “God Bless You!” Moment was so perfectly done.
Ngl man this movie is pretty damn good if you don’t take it too seriously. I went in wanting to see a bear that liked cocaine and I got a movie about a bear that liked cocaine so I’m happy.
exactly lol it's just a silly fun movie that if your not uptight and can relax its a great movie
An utterly awful movie.
I went in with low expectations and was still disappointed. Who is the good guy in this movie? Are we supposed to be rooting for the fucking bear that killed like 40 people? The movie has no direction and makes zero sense.
@@ChaotiX1 You know what? Good for the movie I think ppl should just stop caring at this point about movies. They'll never live up to the memorableness like the past of Hollywood so it's pointless to keep hoping otherwise.
@@dewolf123 oh yeah we should just accept the future that Idiocracy showed us where everyone enjoys a 2 hr and 25 minute movie about some guys ass, affectionately titled "Ass".
Thats the future you want, correct?
this was one of my favorite movies of this year
The bear really is in a Lexington shop. It's not really in a proper mall, but the place is called Kentucky Fun Mall. They decorate it for different holidays.
Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says “Cocaine” and “Bear”
I was hoping for a bonus round of every time the word "cocaine" was said
RIP Ray Liotta. You will be missed. This was a great move to end your career. It brought all the laughs like all your movies did.
RIP Ray Liotta. I went into it looking for a fun time and I wasn't disappointed. Given current climate I was shocked they got away with 10 year olds doing coke.
The scene when the sheriff is looking around after having shot the kid, the sheriff at one point just yells so fast "where's the bEAARRRRR?!?!?!?" and it cracks me up every time
hell yea, i was looking for something to watch as i eat lunch and hit this jay 😂😂😂
“Freddy Ursus Jason” is one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard on this channel
Better Help is horrible! Please stop pairing with them and spreading their information.
14:45 I estimate that if he could climb that tree, he could jump from it to that roof. He could even do it from a small enough height to not break his legs on impact with the roof. Unfortunately, there is a decent chance that the roof would localy break and he would fall throught it.
Missed your vids man. Looking forward to more ❤
9:16 "I never understand anything when they do this!" - Shadow (Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey)
I had just finished rewatching Bojack Horseman when I saw this in theaters. I saw Margo Martindale's name in the opening credits and just knew she would kill somebody.
Me and my cousin watched this in theaters when it came out on our vacation. My uncle legit did a bunch of research for it before we went, and man did he also want to go, but they had to go somewhere else. It was so cool. The reactions were amazing!
Truly
That Ikea joke 🤣
This video makes sitting through the movie worth it, and the 'Million Dollar Baby' audio outtake is the cherry on the cake.
Movie of the Century
Deserves all the awards
did i catch a reference (ikea guy) to the mustached content creator that does angry worker skits? fantastic
Ai write a 1980s horror movie.
Comes out like this.
Writers: Let's replace killer with bear.
Producers: done
Writers: Errr okay... strike!
The way he recognized the dude at 12:18 is just hilarious even if it is mistaken identity😂😂
This should have been a 30 minute movie
please look into BH they're NOT professional therapists and it literally tells you "do not use this service if you have a mental health issue/crisis". they had a list of real doctors and without their permission they were claiming these doctors to be on staff but they'd always be "busy" and you'd be sent to someone who isn't the real doctor.
Ah yes, the movie that finally decides to ask the daring question: What if you made a Syfy Original Movie with maybe a 4% higher budget than normal?
LITERALLY
21:28 As someone who lives in St Louis, this moment is made dumber when you know that there are 3 major colleges downtown STL that are basically just gigantic hospitals
6:37 The thing about that is she'd still have got quite an effect from that. Sure she's meant to have spat some/most out but for the amount she put in her gob, she'd have inevitably swallowed some of the coke and most certainly had some absorbed into her gums and mouth. Snorting it is obviously quicker but there's no way she would be unaffected by that.
I'm surprised that cinemasins didn't do a clip at the end with the bear delving into the bars but swapping out audio Open Season where boog says "I call them Woo Hoo bars".
The baby coke bears were my favorite part. They were so fucking cute. I just wanted to cuddle them.
That's... That's a good way to lose a face.
Cuddling Cocaine Cubs, and 1001 other disastrous ways to die.
Freddy Ursus Jason is the pure poetry we count on From Cinema Sins
I LOVED this movie, but I think the climax and ending could have been written better.
I agree. I think it would’ve been better if Eddie and Daveed had met Sari and the kids much earlier because I would’ve loved to have their interactions more
I desperately would love a video regarding 9. Hands down one of the best animated films ever made aside from “the point”
Hell yeah on both of them! Add Wall-E and that's my three favorites.
Thank you for noting the girl's room with "every 80s thing ever." I was a teenager in the 80s, and I remember being able to walk into someone's room and immediately being able to figure out their taste in music and other forms of entertainment based on their poster choices. Movies actually made in the era actually did a much better job of decorating rooms based on the personality of the character. Modern films set in the 80s often take the randomly-generated-list-of-80's-things approach.
3:30 Best "In case you confused it with" ever.
Cocaine Bear is the movie of all time. We can’t be out here sinning this masterpiece
4:08 I'll bet the poster was later than Silver Spoons and 1985. Maybe during the It's Your Move or Valerie/The Hogan Family eras.
Has EVERYONE forgotten the Better Help controversy? What even is this reality
I was hoping I was not the only one disappointed by this ad.
I literally just read about it before I found your comment😭
Putting in the subtitles was a good touch.
My favorite part was when the bear said “it’s cocainin time” and then cocained all over the place
That Gmork reference in the bloopers was everything.
The black bear behavior information they share is complete and utter bull, black bears are EXTREMELY territorial, and if you get in a fight with one you're liable to die either way so the better option is to fight back lol
Thank👏🏻you👏🏻
Saw this movie in theaters and it was hilarious
Same. I saw it on opening night and everyone in the sold out theater was howling with laughter throughout the entire movie
22:02 Somehow, the audio bit from Game Night was the funniest part about this video 😂
I found it far more entertaining than it had any right to be 🤣
So am I the only one that noticed that Mark Mothersbaugh, aka the man behind Devo and the music for both "The Rugrats" and "Crash Bandicoot", did the score for this movie? As ridiculous as it looks I'm now curious to watch the movie for that reason alone.
Moral of the story: Just because you *can* make a movie about anything, that doesn't mean you *should!*
Thank you.
@@Snake3417 Ehhh...
your comment is right but so where the decisions of the people that made this movie
@@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639I’m happy they made this movie it was a masterpiece
@@Snake3417movie fucking blew ass wdym
Was waiting for a SOLO joke, was not disappointed. Thank you.
10:38
This was one of the scenes I laughed at the hardest for, but not because of the movie's joke,
Me and some friends were seeing it on one of their birthdays, and the cinema was fairly empty,
And as soon as the door opened to show the bear some about 3 rows down for us goes "Hi how are ya?" in an uncanny Spongebob Squarepants impression,
"Again, opening the door and closing the door behind her like a polite cocaine bear." I have no idea why, but this had me cracking up.
It’s a masterpiece. No need for sinning.
3:59 Well since you've asked there are two cities named Chattahoochee. One is in Georgia and one is in Florida. However much more significantly there is a major river called Chattahoochee which runs along Georgia, Alabama, and Florida. Its a major landmark in the area and most of the time when people say "Chattahoochee" where I live in Florida they don't call it Chattahoochee River but rather just refer to it as the Chattahoochee. i.e. "Me and my friends are going down to Chattahoochee for the weekend". If this didn't say Chattahoochee, GA I most likely would have assumed it was simply someplace along the river and never would have known there were two cities named after it.
I was looking forward to this. Thanks for showing me this Cinema sins. I, personally, am not a fan of the fact that they added children. Lots of unnecessary stuff going on and they add kids and cubs wtf? As always I appreciate this channel so much 😂👍🍿
The archer sound clip at the end was perfect
The moment the ambulance started to drive away, I completely lost it and was in absolute tears because it just hit me what I was watching.
Something my boyfriend pointed out once we left was that the film has soooo many chances to make controversial/out-of-pocket jokes but surprisingly didn't
21:12 Jeremy, you are the motherfuckin man for knocking off a sin for Rays loving memory. This is why your channel is the best movie channel on UA-cam
I usually enjoy your sins
But cocaine bear is a cinematic masterpiece, and I mean that, sincerely
If we were gonna do three Star Wars quotes in the outtakes you should've used Palpatine's return for the shadowy bear reveal moment. "The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be... unnatural."
This movie was worth every penny to see in the theater. Ending went too soft but everything else was perfect.
this movie brought me back at the theatre after 10y...enjoyed every second
Honestly, we need more comedy slasher movies.
3:22 I’m watching this just an hour after learning of Paul Ruben’s passing so now I’m sad 😭
I definitely enjoyed this movie, but I kinda expected the laughs to hit harder
After watching this, everyone should watch Ryan George's Pitch Meeting on it, equally hilarious 😂
I love the part when the Bear said "It's Cokain time" and Cokained all over the woods.