How Conan Plans To Monetize His Gravestone | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
- A fan calls in wondering what visuals Conan and the gang would play on their gravestones if equipped with the technology to display photos and video, and Conan confirms that he'd like his monetized.
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The QR code should play the Mac and Me wheelchair scene
Hahaha!!
LMFAO 🤣
Found Paul Rudd's burner account! 🤣
This is the right answer!
Is that you, Paul?
Jordan Schlansky's QR code:
He did various tasks in his lifetime.
5 page instructions on how to correctly make an espresso, all in Italian.
How to shave his body and documentation of the shrinkflation of toilet paper
This was my voicemail. I was kind of bummed he didn’t answer for Jordan but then again idk how he would have taken it.
You’re spot on though and I feel closure now 😂
@@34nimajneb Conan and Jordan do segments on Sirius XM radio from time to time. I'm sure Conan will bring it up.
I don’t have Sirius but I may have to now. I just watch their clips on here. Pure gold
you people have 1 joke lmao
Jordan's will be a 5 hour documentary about the ontological significance of funerary art, tracing its evolution from the primordial monoliths of Neolithic ancestors to the baroque elegies etched in marble by Renaissance artisans...
Conan's grave will play an ad for Luxe Bidets.
Jordan's will have one for those bamboo squat potties he likes. It will star him rambling for 20 minutes about the various delights and history of this amazing invention
PLEASE say it's gonna happen!
Next time you visit the cemetery, you want to make sure your ASS IS CLEAN! THIS IS MY LEGACY!!
The most interesting people are all in the "basement", not the "penthouse"
How matching, since a freak bidet accident will also probably be the cause of death.
I wan't Conan's QR tombstone to just be him illogically yammering on for hours and hours and at the very end he just says "Oh and I'm actually buried somewhere else".
This sounds like something he'd do 😂😂😂
lol
Coney’s grave screen should only be a continuous loop of him doing that string thing dance.
It's just called the string dance.
This is my voicemail 😭😭😭 thank you for picking it Conan. You made my year!!!
I really thought this topic would be up his alley. Since he has mentioned wanting his body to be found in cornfields lol. I hope any of you that has submitted voicemails gets picked too!
If anyone else sees this,
What would your voicemail/question for Conan be?!
Conan will absolutely need a fart button on his gravestone.
The angle of Conan watching Gourley made me laugh😅
His grave will have a huge spotlight with a image of his pompadour in the middle like the bat signal
Wow, it sounded like Matt and Sona were actually in the room with Conan when you listen on Spotify. Good job crew
Eduardo knows what he’s doin
@@kenaynay6011not bad...Jose
Conan: The Gravestone: The Gift Shop
I'd get a keychain and a mug.
It would be the only time I would take Conan for granite
Rimshot!
I want a voice-activated recording of a booming voice saying "WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?"
You're gonna ruin some pants.
FOR THIRTY YEARS I'VE LAID DORMANT
Sona, re: being buried alive “I won’t do that” 😂
She would rather not
Ok but I love the idea of tv gravestones. I like walking through cemeteries and reading the names and wondering about who the people were. It’d be so cool to actually know.
Same! I was really enraptured when he was talking about it. I love the idea.
When this becomes a real thing, we'll all be wondering: was this always going to happen, or did Conan speak this into existence? Lol
"Here Lies Conan O'brien" - Sponsored by the Cheesecake Factory.
You have not died until you've seen Gandhi's impression of drunk Dean Martin.
CONAN O'BRIEN. MUST GO never made more sense
“Here lies Conan Good Times O’Brien - THERE WAS TALK OF GERBILS!!”
Conan interviewing historical figures from the afterlife would be the best thing ever.
7:20 Dat Coco interview with Jesus gonna be FIRE!
Oops, sorry, gonna be HEAVENLY! 👼🏽
This is actually very intriguing and fascinating. God, I love Conan’s mind.
Oddly this is one of my favorites ever
Might as well be anyway
Thanks Ben
Hey, Ben here. I’m a mega Conan fan. Promise I’m not trolling. You’re welcome. I know he has talked about wanting his body found in cornfields. So I thought this might be right up his alley. I never thought they’d pick it tho! 😅
Conan is not gonna get Abe Lincoln and Ghandi, he's gonna get Abe Vigoda and Bea Arthur.
The idea of a graveyard just turning into the tv section at a Best Buy is hysterical.
Scans gravestone: “Will Ferrell shaves Conan while Will Forte’s Ted Turner yells at Conan from atop a mechanical buffalo”
I can see Conan’s grave now, “Pater, I don’t want a normal coffin. I need an extra wide velvet lined coffin. You know how I toss and turn at night. Imagine during my eternal slumber! And please some 2% milk as well.”
The Miller Lite ad was hilarious!
Excellent
If scanned Conan’s QR code I’d like to see a super compilation of the hips on strings dance 🕺 it makes me happy every time I see him do it
Ah ... he didn't answer the part for Jordan :(
Perhaps, he'll pose it directly to Schlansky? 🤞🏻
Hey, sorry for geeking out but this was my voicemail. My being from Ohio and asking a dark question is not related 😅 but someone mentioned he might ask Jordan in their Sirius programs?
@@34nimajneb Congrats, Ben, on having your VM selected! 👏🏼 You've used up ~half of your 15-minutes of fame; at least it was entertaining for us. 🤭 My apologies that you are from Ohio, that does help explain the morbid thoughts. At least if you have a QR code, no one will actually have to go to your grave; someone who attends your funeral should simply post it to your memorialized Facebook page to save others the trouble. 😅
That’s a good idea! And thank you!
Have you sent a voicemail? What would your question be?
Commercials that pay for the upkeep of his gravesite is actually a pretty solid operation.
Jordan's virtual grave would be of Japanese make, on which he'd brag about the elegance and simplicity and how long lasting it is.
man I love this predate format for this podcast
I still think nothing will ever tops Don Rickles tombstone! "There goes the neighborhood" 😅😅😅
I really dislike that we still bury people for multiple different reasons. However, Conan's idea of a tombstone with a screen in it that shows highlight's of that person's life is an idea that has brought me back around. Someone has to have done this before, right? The idea is just too good.
Podcast in the afterlife! Yes, please! 🙌😁😆🤭
This made me think of the song "Hell" by the Squirrel Nut Zippers. 🤣
The image of going to conans grave and having to press skip ad after a 60 second ad about ozempic plus is kind of hilarious 😂
The thumbnail for this made me laugh 😂
For real though, the idea of graveyards becoming screens is actually a pretty interesting concept. Leaving this comment for future writing ideas wow
The TV series Upload has a kind of sci-fi take on this. A person's entire life experience is digitized and can be re-watched at any time.
@@Uarehere oooh imma check it out. Thanks for telling me about this!
There should be souvenirs:
“I went to Conan O’Brian’s grave and all I got was this t-shirt”
It’s funny how different Conan is when he’s at Sirius
Conan O’Brien, sponsored by, “World’s worst assistant, Season 2, only on Max”
The only gravestone with a Chuck Norris lever, but first a word from our sponsors.
My gravestone would just say “ he pooped his heart out every morning till tears came out”
I came up the idea of barcodes and screens for tombstones in the late 90s. My girlfriend at the time told me it wouldn't work,my friends laughed at me, my mom told me nobody would want it. I hope it catches on, and people wanting tech in all aspects of life it just might. I hope whoever actually followed through with it makes a small fortune, even better a large fortune.
I wish that his gravestone says: "Conan O'Brien Needs A Nap". The acronym would be CONAN.
Conan's visions of the future always seem to involve dystopian hellscapes.
Way to cheer everybody up funny man.
That bar joke was amazing.
I love the gravestone idea. I’d be so sad and compelled to go to grave sites
In the year 3000...
I'm intrigued by an afterlife version of Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend. I can only imagine the guests Conan would have. 🤔
Jordan Schlansky's would link to a website full of facts, categorized by greco-latin origins of words, italian cuisine, japanese self-care products, toilet products
He got me at “because like any pharaoh…”
I really hope that Conan’s old advertiser Fracture see an advertising opportunity here
Should the screen be touchscreen so we can skip the ads?
Conie... whenya having setzer on video? Friend of family, uncle Ed was in his behind the music.
Jordans should be Conan correcting him on where the Karate Kid movie was shot.
If it were up to me Conan's QR would lead to an endless loop of that video of him dressed as a leprechaun on his knees saying "So you want me gold eh? Well you won't be gettin my gold!"
Jokes aside, it'd be great to have some kind of Conan memorial playing his segments.
I love Sona's idea for a link to the menu for the Cheesecake Factory, in fact I might put that on mine cause that's hilarious. And maybe on the tombstone there's also discount code for 5% off but it's only good on the day of my death, and half of that will be covered by my will, the rest by the Cheesecake Factory for the promotion.
In the year 2000. In the year two thousAAAAAnd!
If the interactive tombstone idea became real, I imagine that Dr. Arroyo will have the only one that uses a B & W CRT instead of Color Touchscreen LED. Obviously it will play the documentary film about how he graduated Top 100% of his class at doctor school in 1998. 😅
"I'm busy" - Sona 🤣🤣
This Conan guy and his friends are funny.
I'm BUSY. 🤣
Sona & Matt are always more involved on zoom than in person.
Why is Conan sooo obsessed with Lincoln?? He brings Abe up ALL the time
I’m worried Conan might be sick with all the stuff going on lately 🥺
Monetized with a red velvet rope and concessions 😂
"When you toast my death, do it with Miller Lite!"
Can you imagine the cars Jay Leno will have in his heaven garage? Could be hard to compete for guests🤣🤣
Pitch Please with Adam Waheed “Grave Stories”
This is more or less the premise of the upcoming David Cronenberg movie. Real life continues to outpace science fiction 🤘🤣
Death by cut brake lines?? Sounds like leno stole conan's life twice
OG fans of Conan know the one and only possible quote for this matter:
Sir Conan of Braye End. Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of unicorniposituphilia.
Anyone knows wha´s it from?
Damnit
Kyle Kinane has a joke about his headstone, something like "Kyle Christian Kinane, Born: 12/23/1976, Died: In Your Arms Tonight (It Must've Been Something You Said). Not a great joke but the funniest joke you'll see in a cemetery"
A quarter of the qr codes are just going to be Rick Rolls.
To continue on Conan's idea, I picture needing infrastructure for the visitors to his grave. Specifically restrooms adjacent. The contract will misunderstand the drawing and end up piping the effluents into his grave. Which will preserve Conans body similar to formaldehyde, but in this case human excrement from all his visitors. There will also be a Chipotle stand adjacent just to make things interesting. I went too far I know.
"Here's something fun!"
Man, I am not ready for Conan to go.
conan: i still think it was somebody in my family who did me in
sona: i didn't know you consider me family
Matt, why do you have 3 clocks on your wall?
Jordan's would just be a picture of him in Tuscany BBQ'ing Guanciale
My code would be drinking beer on a loop.
Conan's will be like Bender's pyramid in that episode of Futurama where there'll just be this blaringly loud "REMEMBER ME" in Conan's voice drowning out the sound coming from any other entombtainment center.
Ah, the podcast of the afterlife. They still couldn't book Norm.
Imagine this as a Call of Duty Zombies radio message
Jordan Schlansky's grave will have a mini peppermill so we can all visit and grind a little pepper on him in remembrance.
What did she say that? Now he's really going to have the menu for the Cheesecake Factory at his grave.
Jordan's cold, lifeless eyes staring at ya, Qr should show this
Like the Max Headroom TV show or Futurama Head in the jar!!!
I will personally leave some empty Miller Light beer cans on Conan's Grave. "Miller Light,,,Sex in a Canoe"
I just hope they stock the soda vending machines with root beer.
The QR code will just bring up a clip loop of Conan showing how he had his mouth washed out with soap by two people at the same time🤣🤣🤣
*Someone, somewhere in the world is really brainstorming about this absolutely fantastic futuristic idea and will try to make it happen!*
The only down fall I see to this is that they are TVs and WILL get stolen. It is a good idea though.
@@amandafermanich4641 Just a simple QR code would be enough. I don't think they will put a TV screen on the gravestone, because even the gravestones will be redundant in the future. Just a horizontal metallic piece with a pic, name and QR code!
Not at all. The tech and functionality (QR codes) will eventually go the way of cassette tapes. It's already dated tech... I did some work with it back in Japan around 2011ish.
Actually given how popular reaction videos are now, I don't think Conan's prediction is that far off, even if he was mostly joking.
Conan`s QR will link to Arkham Asylum 😅