HIRE CHRIS MANN TO BE YOUR KIDS HOMESCHOOL TEACHER - A Chris Mann Parody (Homeschool Pod Commercial)
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- Опубліковано 28 лип 2020
- Planning to homeschool your kids in a pod with a private teacher? At The Chris Mann Private Educator's Institute, we strive to pair a non-accredited private educator with your student...I, Chris Mann, will teach your kids. Watch video for details. TAG friends who might be interested in joining our homeschool POD classroom!
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"I'll throw your kids into the pool and hope for the best" LMAO
No no no, what you mean to say is "Swimming Lessons - No armbands means your child will learn to swim sooner" 😉👍
You're hired! There's the minor detail of my not having any school-aged children, but we'll work it out.
I agree! No kids here, but hey! Come on over and educate!
Yes
I LOVE Chris Mann's unique offerings during this unprecedented time in history. He is UBER talented and is freaking HILARIOUS too...Keep up the good work Chris!!!
...call for ur free consultation of $100🤣🤣🤣
It's amazing that Chris Mann found his real voice in quarantine and we're thankful he did!
Chris Mann had a real voice before quarantine, it just took the end of society as we knew it for us to slow down and hear it.
Mauve Binder absolutely.
Yeah, you know we've hit the wall when Chris is talking calmly in a vid...
I didn’t see it/hear it. Before :) this has made him reach more, it’s reached me, and now I get to Enjoy it. It’s just right. Loving it.
"I don't know how to do that, but I will learn before Tuesday." Rofl
You had me at "...for the price of a small car..." 🤣🤣
When you say the price of a small car, are we talking Smart car small or like Toyota Corolla small? I'm on a budget...
I love your promo! Sugar, with those beautiful blue eyes you can come and teach at my house anytime, even part-time. And I don't even have children.
@@osakarose5612 Don't act like you weren't thinking it too. :)
Oh Karen! Hehehehhe
Same here! 😉
Maybe you should run for President!
Hired! For both my kids! I fact I need a third JUST so you can teach them... I’ll go wake up my husband! Update in 9 months
I wish I had an award to give you for that comment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then Christ teaches him how to sing! Not education! 😄😄
😄😄😄😄
@@jacklee9628 Did you mean Christ? Didn't know he was in the music teacher business... but OK. (stupid auto correct?)
OMG: I just love Chris, it is partially the look on his face when he is doing these parodies. He is very talented. Those eyes!
Hilarious. Chris you are just as funny without music. I couldn’t stop laughing ❤️
Wish I had little sh**s, I mean kids to have Chris entertain...I mean teach!
This was hilarious Chris! A great parody but touching on so many levels that should be spoken about.
Love you Chris!
😂😂😂😂👍. Absolutely hilarious! I think this has to be the funniest yet! Sharing! Also on repeat! So funny, crying & laughing so hard, I frightened my fur babies & hiding in closet, peaking out a me, making sure everything okay!
Throw in cooking dinner once a week and we have a deal 🤣🤣
Chris Mann is the cutest and hottest teacher ever!!! 😀❤
This makes me think of the Van Halen song "Hot for teacher"!
Yes he is 🥰
My husband is the cutest hottest teacher EVER but Chris Mann sure is the funniest!🤣
Dude. You are so right
Yessssss🔥🔥🔥🔥
Funny funny stuff. You are the the complete package. Good looks, great voice and comic gold. Thank you!
sign me up... how soon can you start? and is it ok if i dont have actual children?
Me either!!! I just want to hang out with Chris and Hugo!
Me too! Count me in
Agreed, oh, and I'm in New Zealand
"Evolution is optional" 🤣🤣🤣
Twizzlers should be available on any job site... 😜
"Not CPR certified" 😂
Started to take a drink while watching this and decided spitting up and hurting myself because of laughing to hard may not have been your exact intention. Nailed it! If I could, I would hire you or at least interview you. Thank for the laugh today. Now back to my Coffee, safely. Lol
Love the long name... Love this it's so funny. Extra $ 5oo I'll bring glitter, glue & a extra,extra $500 help clean it up...priceless.
He should charge an extra $1,000 to clean up the glitter, that sh*t goes everywhere, lol!!!!!!
Such a wonderful parody, Chris. Please keep them coming. You make my day every time I watch one.
Can we talk about how shockingly blue his eyes are?
Combined with that bright smile, too!
This man is really handsome !
Alright what can you do with an 18 month old baby, as long as he can end up singing as well as you deal.
This is so, so cringy. Can I hire him to teach my NEIGHBOR'S kids? They have a pool ......... and I will also "hope for the best." 😱😜😁👍
Lolz
Hehe
This is hilarious!! I’d hire you in a heartbeat! Lol
I feel so bad for America and American parents right now. Take care you guys. And thank you for the great videos Chris !
Mann! You're great! Keep them coming! I don't know how you come up with all of this but I love it! 👏👏👏
OMG this is priceless 🤣🤣🤣. The funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Please keep it coming...your keeping people positive during a very difficult and negative time. Thanks for all your doing.
Chris's speaking voice is as great as his singing voice.
Hilarious! You didn't miss a thing! Thanks for more 🤣👏
You, know the color trick with YOUR gray eyes, TOO! 🤣
I'd learn from this man.
Lmao! I needed this morning! You never disappoint us! You're the best and keep them coming!
You’re hired!! I am a language professor so my children don’t need a qualified teacher so...... you’ll do nicely! Btw...did the Back Street Boys thing not pan out?
🤣
Heehee...I don’t have any young kids but I’m always willing to learn!!!
'Let me help you get back to ignoring your kids..'!! Best line EVER!
Absolutely brilliant and hysterical!
Come to my house and teach my cat Yiddish... his name is Lord Buckley!... He speaks Chinese too. "MAO"
So, basically I should hire you to do exactly what I'm doing just so I can go take a nap or go outside by myself?😒
You're hired. Can you start today? I have to go restock the margarita bar.
I laughed throughout that entire pitch! Very funny! Thank you, Chris! A good laugh is something we can all use right now!!
Got some disturbing news today. Watching you try to comfort us these past few months is absolutely priceless. *hugs*
Give this guy his own TV show.
His sensational.
Incredible singer! Absolutely hilarious!
Great actor!
What more can you ask for!
You are so funny and a great singer! Thank you so much for all your videos! love from Switzerland xxx
I will hire you to come teach my kids singing!!! My teen plugs her ears, belts her voice-OFF KEY! 😬 The other made it in showchoir but hasn't seen any choir friends in months! Come to Texas to brush up on your Equestrian and Spanish (TexMex 😉). My kids don't get up before 11, but they will be great babysitters for Hugo after 1 pm 😜😁😂 My mutt is gonna have to do in the mornings. I don't babysit toddlers (anymore). Yay.
Once again, Chris Mann kills it! Dude, get your own TV show already! America needs you!
Oh crap!! I went from laughing to snorting and farting to crying. You're killing me..
Connie Nord omgggg thus made me lolll
I was safe.Didnt need to change clothes.
That really is the golden four. A sign of true comic genius
😂😂 dude, this could be my teachers ad when i was a junior and senior. I became very sick, and couldnt attend class the second half of junior year and part of senior year. My public school offered "homebound" program. This consisted of a overworked teacher picking up a folder where all my teachers at my high school were supposed to put my assignments into a folder. Said overworked teacher then drove to my house once a week, handed me the folder, spent 40 minutes trying to figure out what the hell the assignments were because my lazier teachers never bothered to include instructions, page numbers, class notes, so I had assignment with no context. Then he left, and came back next week to pick it up and drop off another😂 he was awful at math, and so was I, so he couldnt really teach me. The worst class was speech. How the hell do you do speech from home? It was decided I would give my speech orally to the teacher in my kitchen and we would tape record it for the speech teacher to listen to and grade. That seemed to go great until report card day when I had a D😮 I had gotten As & Bs on the handful of written speeches Id gotten back so i was like WTF. Turns out the speech teacher told the homebound teacher that she didnt have the ability to play the small tapes we recorded it on.....something she told him after the first assignment but slipped his mind. So she would just throw out the tapes she got and give me a 0 for the oral speech and grade my written. Nobody told me. Livid. I called the school, spoke to the teacher and explained how absolutely insane it was that she would just toss my tapes and not tell the teacher again, that she cant listen to the small tapes(we used one of those old school recorders you would use at college to tape lectures. Dont know why we didn't just use a cell phone. I think the tape was the teachers idea) I got her to change my grade but omg homebound was rough. It did prepare me for college though
OMG!!!
What a long comment!😀😀😀
@@bigworld4089 lmao i know i didn't realize how long it was 😂 im a fast typer & its a absurd story lol im still mad😆
I give you an A- for this comment!
@@bigworld4089 It reads fast, though, cos it's interesting!
Sad but hilarious story. Thks for sharing and hope you've recovered - from your Homebound experience - And your illness.
Note to self ...do not watch him while eating😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus Chris, the part about history... Omg, I was rolling on the floor laughing.
Free consultation for $100 😂😂😂 Thank you for the laugh!! Hilarious.
LOVE IT !!!
THANKYOU CHRIS 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you so much for giving us a well deserved laugh & for helping take our minds off all the serious events going on now. Please keep making these awesome videos. We love them.
Brilliantly hilarious as always Chris!! 👏👏👏
The first thing i woke up to. LMAO. Sounds like a plan(at least he has one right!?) Goodmorning Teacher!!!
Sign me up! The kids have graduated! I need a teacher!🤭😷
Love it! Your "foundation name is a riot! Did you write this yourself? So you're multi-talented, and not "just a pretty face." If I had kids I'd schedule a consultation.😂
I love this! Another fantastic video! You make this madness so much easier to get through.
You’re hired!! 👍
So glad to see your channel getting more traffic Chris! You deserve it! I've been a fan since Day 1!💚💛💚
Love the 'other dictatorships outside of America'!
Let me know if you need an assistant. 😂
Or two..,
I so needed this laugh today....
Chris thank you for the laugh today.
Wow, Chris you are the total package!! Great singer, smart lyricist, talented comic satirist, and all-around-HOT STUFF! You rock!! Thank you for the great shout out to teachers, of which I used to be one.. They are our future, individually and collectively. They make fully functional self-actualizing adults out of mostly biological mistakes. The harder the job gets, the more we should honor, recognize and PAY them! They, unlike one parent's outburst aren't, "Just another one of the hired help." Home-schooling in the pandemic should have taught every parent that their personal sanity hangs on the availability of an age-appropriate teacher. Dis them at your personal peril!!
So talented. Absolutely should have your own sitcom. Hilarious!
You always bring a smile.
This was HILARIOUS!!!!!THANK YOU for the continued rona entertainment!!!😂😂😂😂😂
I love you!!! I needed this
Chris, always soooo funny! Just love your videos.
You are too funny. Thanks for uplifting our spirits. 😀
Fabulous! I needed a laugh, thanks! 🤣 Love your parody songs too! 💕
Oh my God! You keep showing that laughter is a fantastic medicine and I thank you so much (I know I have said the same bloody thing for every video you done!) My partner has had a rubbish week and today you made her laugh and that is gold to me. Keep doing what you do coz clearly I'm not the only one who thinks that you are a godsend. Keep safe, keep Hugo safe, keep Gus safe (that is your dog's name right?) and keep your wife safe (by the way she is a star for having to deal with 2 kids in quarantine 😜) lots of love from England 💗💗💗
OMG you're hilarious, I had to watch it twice. ROFL. I don't know which one you're better at, singing or comedy. LOVE your videos.
I love this!! You are SO FUNNY!!!!
Oh my God, how I adore you, Mr Mann😁!! Thank you once again
... for making me grin, making me giggle, and adding a wonderful and desperately needed sense of levity to my week! You Rock😃
HILARIOUS!🤣🤣
Again...you have helped keep me sane in these unprecedented times...thank you.
OMG the eyes.....Beautiful!!!
His eyes are gray (so are mine). The color of gray eyes changes, depending on the light source, and color of things near them.
From light gray in the sunlight, to deep green-blue, even dark, almost black - gray eyes change when wearing differe t-colored clothes/different colors in the background. I love the blue door on his house, and how it had changed his eyes. (No colored contacts needed!) 👏
His eyes in the Corona video are fun: it's just like looking at my own eyes: he's even left-eye dominant, too! 😉🤣✌
I need to watch "My Corona" again...🤣
@@kathydoyle9939 ..... I knew a guy whose eyes were more hazel but had the same result: His eyes changed color to match his outfit. Everyone was so jealous, lol.
Left eye dominant? I am too. But I missed that so I'll have to watch more of his videos to verify. Additional research might be necessary, lol.
Im all for long verbose nonsensitical titles...you nailed it. Chris, if i had a quadrillion dollars and a kid you could have them.
Love this! Thank you :)
Too funny! and so real at the same time! You nailed it!!
This had me cracking up! Thank you! Sometimes I wish I had someone with your humor as my substitute teacher when I used to be in school! Thank you for the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Unless you don't believe in global warming and in that case we'll just eat a popsicle" 😆 O.M.G seriously freakin funny Chris Mann from TCMPEIFAIBLP of America 👏
Hysterical!! OMG! Thanks for the laughs. Such good medicine!
For the small price of a car! I will take care of your little sh@#! Hilarious! Chris Mann the singer, Chris Mann the comedian! Such talent !
Hysterical!!! Good one 😂
Omg that's hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing! I'm forwarding this to a friend to sign up her kid! 😂😂
OMG, this is hilarious! My sister has some friends who are teachers and she sent this to them and they all are dying of laughter, too! Jill in Nashville, TN
Why am I only seeing this now? I needed you so bad 😭😭🤣🤣
Thanks for the laughs!!!!
Hilarious!!!!!! Love your humor
I should NOT watch Chris's videos while actively swallowing a coffee mug full of wine. I laugh til I choke & then my tears run into my drink & water it down. You're a bad boy, Chris!!!
Is there nothing you can't do Chris Mann?? This was fantabulous!!
How do you think this stuff up? My hubby and i come up with some funny stuff ourselves, but you make every single line hilarious!! Thanks for brightening my day in the middle of this oppression.
God bless you and your family and keep you safe. Love from Greece
OMG YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣