The ESA Is A Big Piece Of Shit (The Jimquisition)

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  • Опубліковано 22 вер 2019
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    The Entertainment Software Association represents the "AAA" game industry's interests in the US, and that alone qualifies it for side-eyes. Its recent pitch for E3 2020, however, is stunning in its awfulness.
    So let's discuss the ESA and why the increasingly irrelevant E3 is set to become downright dreadful in the future.
    #ESA #E32020 #E3 #JimSterling #Jimquisition
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  • @M4RRKL33C33
    @M4RRKL33C33 4 роки тому +1189

    The Jimquisition: Too hot for UA-cam's algorithm.

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  4 роки тому +117

      *shit
      Too shit.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +22

      It's big, scary and now pink ;)

    • @yap_yap_
      @yap_yap_ 4 роки тому +3

      Well at least he attracts edgy teenagers

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  4 роки тому +78

      @@yap_yap_ No, actually. My viewing stats skew adult (single digit percentages for under 18s, last I checked). It's also part of why I am deeply unpopular - UA-cam's millions of kid viewers pretty much hate me.

    • @Tsuchiryu
      @Tsuchiryu 4 роки тому +8

      @@JimSterling Think it's a combination of swearing not being kid-friendly and the content itself not being kid-appealing? Not that it's necessarily a bad thing, it's just what you do and you do great job at it. :)

  • @JimSterling
    @JimSterling  4 роки тому +1707

    Wow, the comments didn't immediately fill up with "I miss the old logo" which is how you *know* a change succeeded. Justin killed it on the new logo, and I have some classy (read: delightfully garish) pink aviators and a tie coming. Probably keeping the hat for now, because it's awesome. The intro music isn't new or altered, but Justin used a different chorus (previous intro used the last chorus, this uses an earlier one), so that's why it sounds a bit different. I'll either record a podcast or put an article up discussing the aesthetic alterations, but the short story is that this is just more "me." Hot pinks and purples have always been my thing, as anyone can testify if they've seen the color schemes I often go for in a videogame's character creator.

    • @tfonias
      @tfonias 4 роки тому +78

      I miss the old logo dude.. 😋

    • @ronaldjames6067
      @ronaldjames6067 4 роки тому +63

      It's got a bit of a Saints Row feel to it.

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 4 роки тому +37

      /shrug/ I really like both.

    • @redjack2629
      @redjack2629 4 роки тому +36

      I feel you, Jim. Not much for aviators, but I just today ordered a pair of pink, frameless glasses. I also wear a feather in my fedora, so I can always appreciate rocking a fancy cap. :B

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  4 роки тому +71

      @@greenredblue Hey, so long as you like what we've got, then we're doing okay! :)

  • @runakinsley3450
    @runakinsley3450 4 роки тому +118

    I think "Influencer" is one of the most cynical terms I've learned about recently.

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 2 роки тому +1

      I keep hearing it and it ain't for nothing good. It doesn't seem like anyone I follow openly calls themselves an 'Influencer' and I only ever hear it when they're trying to sell things or get things for free ala Choosing Beggar paid in exposure style.

  • @christineboari131
    @christineboari131 4 роки тому +770

    Jim: UA-cam algorithm won't like this video
    UA-cam algorithm: sends me this video after months of not seeing Jim on my feed

    • @alexdhall
      @alexdhall 4 роки тому +17

      Funny, I regularly get recommendations for Jim's videos....

    • @jgt2598
      @jgt2598 4 роки тому +56

      UA-cam Algorithm be like: "Oh, you think I won't recommend this? BOOM! Front Page! Haha, yeah, keep 'em guessing"
      UA-cam's algorithms worship tzeentch...

    • @entitledOne
      @entitledOne 4 роки тому +9

      @@alexdhall interestingly I'm subscribed to Jim and his videos never appear at my dashboard. I always have to go to subscription and see if he posted anything.

    • @MakoMusicYT
      @MakoMusicYT 4 роки тому +9

      @@entitledOne Why isn't that the first page you check?? I have my sub feed linked and I only check the home page if I've seen everything I've watched from the sub's and I'm terribly bored. Which is maybe in the weekend.

    • @Vaultboy101
      @Vaultboy101 4 роки тому +9

      Who knew reverse psychology worked on algorithms?

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 4 роки тому +547

    This episode could’ve been called
    “The ESA is a big POS.”
    But Jim isn’t one for holding back.

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  4 роки тому +120

      Screw the algorithm!

    • @onedeadsaint
      @onedeadsaint 4 роки тому +32

      @@JimSterling yeah fu- I mean, screw the algorithm!

    • @division6005
      @division6005 4 роки тому +6

      This is absolutely gold!😂👌

    • @weirdaljedifan2
      @weirdaljedifan2 4 роки тому +7

      A big "point of sale"?

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 4 роки тому +6

      @@weirdaljedifan2 'Pubes On Screen', close though.

  • @phodon129
    @phodon129 4 роки тому +358

    Petition to force the ESA to change their name so it's not confused with the European Space Agency, a body that actually does good for humanity.

    • @mari-du7wl
      @mari-du7wl 4 роки тому +47

      Or the European speedrunner association

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 4 роки тому +14

      ESA isn't even needed at this point, they only care about interests of publishers, not consumers, it was mostly made for rating system and protection, well they failed in that shit, and just advertising and shaking hands for scum practices instead now

    • @fen7662
      @fen7662 4 роки тому +3

      Ha ha, it's hilarious when they get weird angry tweets that have nothing to do with them.

    • @LordDragon1965
      @LordDragon1965 4 роки тому +5

      ESA, NASA, the Russian, Indian and Chinese Space Agencies should all combine to make a PSA (Planetary Space Agency)

    • @Chromodar
      @Chromodar 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@kyotheman69 A ratings board is surely needed. Just not one run by the leaders of the video game industry.
      Remember this? upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Parental_Advisory_label.svg/2880px-Parental_Advisory_label.svg.png
      I really want to see one that says "Predatory Monetization" instead at the bottom, stamped on the face of any game that deserve it.

  • @WaterxDragon35
    @WaterxDragon35 4 роки тому +509

    This is the first Jimquisition video that showed up on my home page. Apparently, leaning into the swearing is working.

    • @deandurden2516
      @deandurden2516 4 роки тому +20

      Seconded, go hard jim. Pound it.

    • @effdiffeyeknow5864
      @effdiffeyeknow5864 4 роки тому +2

      @@deandurden2516 he does!

    • @DeusMachina_EXE
      @DeusMachina_EXE 4 роки тому +17

      @@deandurden2516 Pounding it... pounding it... pounding it...

    • @deandurden2516
      @deandurden2516 4 роки тому +4

      @@DeusMachina_EXE pounding it....

    • @OctEddie
      @OctEddie 4 роки тому +1

      I looked up one Angry Joe video for the first time in like eight months...
      Now he's the only one showing on my page. Jimquistion never did (his other videos did), aside from that was just Nostalgia Critic and John Oliver (specifically videos over six months old.)

  • @Manic.miner2077
    @Manic.miner2077 4 роки тому +36

    FOMO when i was young was "dad, but im missing out, my friends have it" dad " well, you must learn that you cant have everything you want in life" me: sulked for a day, forgot all about it.

  • @xMadDonaldx
    @xMadDonaldx 4 роки тому +815

    So if you want to go to E3 you will need a fake I.D and a burner phone to protect yourself from their incompetence

    • @DCPTF2
      @DCPTF2 4 роки тому +1

      Only if you got something to hide

    • @milesbeler3974
      @milesbeler3974 4 роки тому +47

      @@DCPTF2 What, like your social security number?

    • @DCPTF2
      @DCPTF2 4 роки тому +6

      @@milesbeler3974 why on earth are you giving E3 your Social security number?

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 4 роки тому +20

      At this point it'd be easier to go to DEFCON. Y'know, the one in Vegas full of hackers.

    • @cypherpunk93
      @cypherpunk93 4 роки тому +20

      @@DCPTF2 can you post your full name and address here then please? You got nothing to hide right?

  • @Canadamus_Prime
    @Canadamus_Prime 4 роки тому +131

    "...that's exactly the kind of thing Lex Luthor does."
    Jim, that's not fair. Lex Luthor is much cleverer than that.

    • @CoratMcRed
      @CoratMcRed 4 роки тому +26

      The same Lex that stole 40 pies?
      Because that’s terrible

    • @Avirx
      @Avirx 4 роки тому +1

      *more clever

    • @Canadamus_Prime
      @Canadamus_Prime 4 роки тому +1

      @@Avirx yeah, that.

    • @mc_zittrer8793
      @mc_zittrer8793 4 роки тому +1

      Well, to a point, at least. He'd actually be a lot more dangerous if he knew how to keep his ego in check. Your point stands though, at best the pubic hairs that work at ESA can only be considered Luthor's interns.

    • @Dracinard
      @Dracinard 4 роки тому +2

      He's not stupid enough to say "I'm doing charity to excuse my eeeevil.". Nobody is. Apart from the ESA, apparently.

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 4 роки тому +335

    As a comfortably heterosexual man, I can confirm that I too want to have a romantic relationship with Keanu Reeves and live together in a mushroom house.

    • @CheezMonsterCrazy
      @CheezMonsterCrazy 4 роки тому +33

      I'd question your orientation if you didn't.

    • @ozeald.7586
      @ozeald.7586 4 роки тому +29

      i am comfortably gay and i don't see how any man wouldn't want keanu and the mushroom house lol.

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 4 роки тому +5

      Ghosty Toasty we’ve all got exceptions darling, that’s where the whole man crush thing came from.
      (For the record, mind are Keanu Reeves and Henry Cavill)

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +11

      The easiest ways to detect if someone is an alien is if they are not in romantic love with Keanu Reeves

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 4 роки тому +10

      I'm ace, and even I want that Keanu Reeves/mushroom house combo.

  • @beswick1306
    @beswick1306 4 роки тому +94

    .... Is it bad i clicked on this video wondering what jim's problem with the European Space Agency was?

    • @marsmaniac1
      @marsmaniac1 4 роки тому

      Same.

    • @jo3ld0wn
      @jo3ld0wn 4 роки тому +9

      I was wondering what the European Speedrunning Assembly had done to earn Jim's disapproval

    • @drewgehringer7813
      @drewgehringer7813 3 роки тому +3

      I mean it's kind of a weird relic of Imperialism that the bit of the European Union the European Space Agency launches from is actually located in South America, but that's more France's fault than the E.S.A.'s, they just have economic/physics incentive to launch from the closest-to-the-equator zone that's legally in an E.U. territory

  • @FluffyAbsol
    @FluffyAbsol 4 роки тому +611

    I feel the thing fell apart the moment they mentioned "influencers". It's by far the worst term in recent years.

    • @GooseGumlizzard
      @GooseGumlizzard 4 роки тому +14

      absolutely

    • @SwissyChief1265
      @SwissyChief1265 4 роки тому +50

      In my mind it just translates to "waste of carbon" when I see the damn word.

    • @evlofenn
      @evlofenn 4 роки тому +45

      @@SwissyChief1265 mmm? i dunno- when i see the word i'm influenced to say "oh fuck off!"

    • @chrisq6122
      @chrisq6122 4 роки тому +56

      Calling these people influencers is insulting the general population by saying they're just followers. Which, if you think about it, is unfortunately true.

    • @clanpsi
      @clanpsi 4 роки тому +36

      I like when they call themselves "influencers," as if they feel like they're actually important and respected members of human civilisation. 🤣

  • @BardianAngel
    @BardianAngel 4 роки тому +408

    Control content and the message.
    That phrase sounds a bit SCP to me.

    • @devilgames2217
      @devilgames2217 4 роки тому +6

      I recommend control btw, very good game.

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  4 роки тому +130

      SECURE. CONTAIN. GENERATE FOMO.

    • @Madway
      @Madway 4 роки тому +48

      Secure, Control, Profit

    • @BardianAngel
      @BardianAngel 4 роки тому +7

      @@Madway OK that's perfect!

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 роки тому +3

      Secure. Contain. Protect.?
      !
      Is 173 in the building

  • @GoodMenstruationAttitude
    @GoodMenstruationAttitude 4 роки тому +246

    The look on this generation's faces when they realize "influencer" is just another word for "salesperson" is gonna be hilariously... sad....

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx 4 роки тому +23

      this generation? I am sure most people, of any age, will or won't know at about the same rate. People were not somehow more or less savvy in yesteryear's,

    • @sentinel7672
      @sentinel7672 3 роки тому +8

      There's a difference though. Salespeople actually get paid on commission for the garbage they sell you. The ESA basically treats influencers as free advertising.

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 роки тому +4

      Sentinel Oh no, they get paid, believe you me. Those fuckers aren’t doing shit for free, all of them have rates.

  • @FrMZTsarmiral
    @FrMZTsarmiral 4 роки тому +24

    "Control the content and the message"
    Pfffft, I can only imagine the Colonel AI from Metal Gear Solid 2 spouting those words

  • @mystbunnygaming1449
    @mystbunnygaming1449 4 роки тому +125

    "E3: A yearly celebration of corporate auto-fellatio"
    Jim, you've just won video games journalism. All of it.

  • @NoXion100
    @NoXion100 4 роки тому +111

    About UA-cam's algorithm: I recently had one of your videos about lootboxes turn up in my suggestions section. Your inimitable style combined with your high-quality substance ensured that within watching a few videos, I had become a subscriber.
    So Jim, I would like to offer you reassurances that while you might not be getting the recognition and exposure that you want, nay deserve, the algorithm has not completely buried you from new viewers.
    Thank god for you, Jim. And thank you for doing *actual journalism* while remaining entertaining.

    • @LOZFFVII
      @LOZFFVII 4 роки тому +6

      SableChrome hear hear!

    • @apachehelicopter9032
      @apachehelicopter9032 4 роки тому

      Hear hear and it only takes one view for anyone with half a brain to realize the quality and message Jim works with👍

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 4 роки тому

      SableChrome Hi and welcome ... in my days only word-of-mouth helped getting me here ;)

  • @SquackSpencer
    @SquackSpencer 4 роки тому +99

    Thank god for you, Jim, because you've just saved me a HUGE amount of money. I was seriously thinking about emitting a passport and going all the way from São Paulo - Brazil to L.A. to attend next year's E3.... But, by your description, even without the social media bullshit, it's a event riddled with long lines and not much to do besides being exposed to a buttload of advertisement.
    And if that's what E3 is, I'm much better watching the Conferences on Twitch, and going to my local gaming convention (BGS) with my cosplayer friends. It's the same shit, but it'll cost me like 1/20th of the price.

  • @markhackett2302
    @markhackett2302 4 роки тому +79

    Keanu Reeves also worked because he was involved in the game and appears to be quite taken with the whole game too, not merely appearing in it, actually enjoying it as much as he would if it were a pet project of his own. There are a few people, that developer woman who recently left would be one example, of people who are involved in a game (or a game company) and seem to actually love working there and excited about what they are talking about (and, just as importantly, not talking about things if they aren't genuinely loving it). Someone who just did some voice work doesn't work.

    • @zensoredparagonbytes3985
      @zensoredparagonbytes3985 4 роки тому +4

      Not taken. Breathtaken

    • @doomslayer163
      @doomslayer163 4 роки тому +2

      I've been hearing that he was enamored with the game and actually wanted them to give his character a bigger part..

  • @Bootleg_Jones
    @Bootleg_Jones 4 роки тому +77

    "Why are you demonetizing me? I'm right."

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 4 роки тому +4

      He isn't deminetized by UA-cam, he does it himself. Jimquisition is funded solely by Patreon

    • @zippomage
      @zippomage 4 роки тому +2

      @@exantiuse497 also because he'd totally be demonitized.

  • @esamietti
    @esamietti 4 роки тому +598

    What did i ever do to offend you Mr. Sterling? :(

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 4 роки тому +80

      Aww that's unfortunate

    • @Snardvark25
      @Snardvark25 4 роки тому +31

      Esa Miettinen might consider changing your name..

    • @SHADOW_MASTER05
      @SHADOW_MASTER05 4 роки тому +51

      Change it to something more good like lootbox or nba2k20

    • @entitledOne
      @entitledOne 4 роки тому +12

      Did you consider suing your parents for what they did to you by naming you like that?

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 4 роки тому +24

      Dude you could sue the ESA for copying your name

  • @heronator
    @heronator 4 роки тому +25

    At least Luthor's evil goals revolve around hurting ONE person, rather than screwing over massive groups of customers.

  • @gift4risa
    @gift4risa 4 роки тому +58

    "Control content and the message"
    Sounds Orwellian to me.

    • @brothermaleuspraetor9505
      @brothermaleuspraetor9505 4 роки тому +2

      Yup, there are actual elements of 1984 in how the industry goes about business. They hide the truth and obscure it from parents, and authorities, just keeping it between the abused and the abuser. This is their little secret, make it all glitzy and innocent-looking, while they touch us in places we don't really want them touching us in, but they do it even so. "Change the appearance of your character, yay!" (for the same price of the game).- In fact, charging money to do something that used to be part of the game cosmetic experience for free is pretty much r4pe.

    • @David-ni1pg
      @David-ni1pg 4 роки тому

      Ironic that Jim deleted my comment calling him out for saying he can Report E3 better by not attending 6:50

  • @UCapdo2lj2Av-r57nhYMZLyQ
    @UCapdo2lj2Av-r57nhYMZLyQ 4 роки тому +819

    DON'T SMACK TALK THE EUROPEAN SPEEDRUNNER ASSEMBLY
    hey wait

    • @tylerpetty5458
      @tylerpetty5458 4 роки тому +2

      Came here to say this.

    • @StrangelJean
      @StrangelJean 4 роки тому +70

      or the European Space Agency!!!

    • @superthorc6894
      @superthorc6894 4 роки тому

      ユノ ha

    • @catnium
      @catnium 4 роки тому +6

      @@StrangelJean like nasa is doing so great
      you needed a car sales man using Chinese tech and Russian rockets to launch your satellites

    • @MetroidKing790
      @MetroidKing790 4 роки тому +5

      @@catnium not to mention the astronauts committing identity theft..

  • @blackchibisan8116
    @blackchibisan8116 4 роки тому +69

    "UA-cam isn't going to like this video"
    Literally recommended on my front page. WHAT UP! You win, Jim!

    • @mrcool9090
      @mrcool9090 4 роки тому +2

      the algorythm is weird. Sometimes the video that makes a channel come back into my reccomendeds is their "youtube is censoring the platform" videos, which I find kinda funny

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +110

    "Power of Social Good"
    "Control content and the message"
    La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 4 роки тому +18

      Why didn’t we listen to Kojima when we had the chance!

    • @meowistforlife
      @meowistforlife 4 роки тому +8

      Fuck it, why not? Nanomachines Son!

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 роки тому +5

      ESA: Let your -country- ESA control your soul!
      Let your -country- ESA control your soul!
      Let your -country- ESA control your soul!
      *Let your **-country-** ESA Control... Your... Sooooooul!*

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 4 роки тому +15

      Kojima was ahead of the times and that's real talk.
      And he didn't pull it out his butt, this pattern's been going on for almost as long as human civilization. Kojima applied it to the internet age in a novel fashion.

  • @theskepticpirate156
    @theskepticpirate156 4 роки тому +28

    They want 10k more people for E3 2020. I don't know what's worse. The fact the ESA wants 10k more people for 2020 when the venue reportedly couldn't handle the amount of people that were there in 2019.
    Or
    The fact that they want 10k more people when they can't guarantee the safety of the people who attended previously. They couldn't protect however many people's information, so let's 10k more people's information to our watch.

    • @GNatanel
      @GNatanel 4 роки тому +3

      Oh, the extra 10k people will have no effect on how difficult it is to protect. A database is a database. You can add another 100k people with no difference.
      If they fix the issue they had with their current numbers, it's an automatic fix for the increased numbers too.
      Big if though.

    • @theskepticpirate156
      @theskepticpirate156 4 роки тому +4

      @@GNatanel point being they want to add more people to an unsecure database rather than protect those who are in it.

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +2

      nonono. You misundertand. Some guy sitting in front seat staring at the presenter - clearly a rapist that should be escorted out. Leaking peoples personal information allowing others to commit ID fraud - hones mistake.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 4 роки тому +1

      @@StrazdasLT ....wat

    • @jo3ld0wn
      @jo3ld0wn 4 роки тому

      I think it's taken care of itself now

  • @WillyV089
    @WillyV089 4 роки тому +1564

    What the actual heck Jim? I can't believe how irresponsible you've become. Putting up that long of a Wii Music clip? That's just barbaric.

    • @Zhrink
      @Zhrink 4 роки тому +126

      i prayed every second he would finally cut away but it went on and on...

    • @gctypo2838
      @gctypo2838 4 роки тому +21

      Remember the congress rap?

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +5

      Especially considering his jab at the Nintendo CEOs horrible music at the beginning of the video.

    • @Call_Me_Matrix
      @Call_Me_Matrix 4 роки тому +21

      Here's a TV that looks like an apple.

    • @Cyber97Gamer
      @Cyber97Gamer 4 роки тому +10

      God that was embarrassing and I’m just watching that atrocity. And I’m not on stage doing that shit.

  • @Vivi2372
    @Vivi2372 4 роки тому +116

    I'd forgotten about Wii music. Hope I manage to forget again.

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 4 роки тому +4

      I bought that game. I actually kinda liked it.

    • @xxgoldmansionxx
      @xxgoldmansionxx 4 роки тому +3

      It’s easy to forget once you start shock therapy

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat 4 роки тому

      @@digitaldeathsquid3448 Any game that can entice people into shaking like distraught Jim Henson Muppets or disgruntled Chucky Dolls indeed has merit.

    • @luigissidekick861
      @luigissidekick861 4 роки тому

      Oh that E3 conference was SO bad!

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja4703 4 роки тому +40

    “PlayStation fans mean the world to us”
    You mean their MONEY means the world to you

    • @kukulroukul4698
      @kukulroukul4698 4 роки тому

      hooray :)))) ! but thats not how really good things are created. Is just.... a momentary cure....ITS NOT ENOUGH

  • @chrisq6122
    @chrisq6122 4 роки тому +30

    Jim, when people look back and see the point in time when these corporations were defeated, I hope you're credited appropriately.
    You're really driving the point home consistently and more and more people are catching on. Don't stop.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 4 роки тому

      Agreed. The battle has only just begun. Jim has been kicking the engines for years, he better be credited!

  • @snaplemouton
    @snaplemouton 4 роки тому +169

    Woah there! Did you just compare Lex Lutor with the ESA?
    Lex Luthor is evil, but he isn't THAT evil.

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 роки тому +21

      Lex would be like "Jim I do have "some" morals and dignity... well, compared to *those* guys at least."

    • @YouTubeDeletesComments
      @YouTubeDeletesComments 4 роки тому

      Who da fuq is Lex Lutor?

    • @snaplemouton
      @snaplemouton 4 роки тому +4

      @@UA-camDeletesComments You are either being sarcastic, which I'm mostly positive you are, so I fixed the spelling or you are serious and I can't even.

    • @creampop8553
      @creampop8553 4 роки тому +10

      snaplemouton At least Lex saved the world once.

    • @YouTubeDeletesComments
      @YouTubeDeletesComments 4 роки тому

      @@snaplemouton is Lex Lutor supposed to be a joke, or something?

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 4 роки тому +50

    "The power of social good" I love how it doesn't even cross their minds how cynical that sounds.

    • @2la84me
      @2la84me 4 роки тому +4

      Couldnt tell you why but that smacks of "Secret Police" and "Big Brother is Watching".

  • @lachlancampbell6328
    @lachlancampbell6328 4 роки тому +24

    Bold of corporations to assume I'm affected by fomo; I live in rural Australia it is just part of life here. I just wait until things drop in price or just "appear" online

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +2

      Welcome to patient gamers brother.

    • @pronounsinmybio
      @pronounsinmybio 4 роки тому

      You never need to buy it if you can just borrow it from a friend!

  • @mkozachek
    @mkozachek 4 роки тому +44

    Leeland Yee: the dude who wrote an assault weapon’s ban to get himself more business for his illegal arms dealing (which he’s currently in prison for)

  • @CrossfacePanda
    @CrossfacePanda 4 роки тому +171

    That “Power of Social Good” slide made me throw up in my mouth.

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 4 роки тому +22

      CrossfacePanda it is not just corporate, it’s sociopathic! It’s saying doing the right thing to make leeway when you fuck up, as opposed to doing the right thing because it’s the RIGHT THING TO DO!!!

    • @calenthebard2051
      @calenthebard2051 4 роки тому +16

      @@stingerjohnny9951 Not just that. We're a generous generation because we realize how hard things are because of corporate greed. Corporate greed taking advantage of that sickens me

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +7

      That was Saturday morning mustache twirling villain levels of evil

    • @PedanticPig
      @PedanticPig 4 роки тому +9

      That's probably what most "charitable" actions big companies and billionaires do are really about, we just don't usually get to see them talk about it in public.

    • @Sladegaming555
      @Sladegaming555 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @mightylink65
    @mightylink65 4 роки тому +149

    The ESA is owned and operated by all the major publishers, its like self regulation lol

    • @ilir1989
      @ilir1989 4 роки тому +3

      Where on earth did you get the idea that it is the job of the ESA to regulate the industry?

    • @NShomebase
      @NShomebase 4 роки тому +12

      "After investigating ourselves we have found that we have done nothing wrong."

    • @MetaL556
      @MetaL556 4 роки тому +4

      @@NShomebase Exactly. It's basically a front for them to pretend that "something" is being done to regulate the game industry when, in fact, the exact opposite is happening, and every time someone from outside tries to investigate they'll vehemently claim that they have this shit on lockdown and there's nothing to worry about as they are taking care of it right now.

    • @nicolasc322
      @nicolasc322 4 роки тому

      Self regulation is just blatant corruption ngl

    • @smashfam1
      @smashfam1 4 роки тому

      yeah, the president of ESA worked in EA, Ubisoft xd
      lmao

  • @pnutz_2
    @pnutz_2 4 роки тому +15

    the relevance of E3 2019: Jim Sterling and Genna Bain providing several hours of entertainment via the Snarkathon

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 3 роки тому +9

    "Research shows that Millennials and Gen Z are the most 'giving back' / 'social good' generations ever."
    ESA marketing team member trying to avoid tangentially referencing the fact that these generations want to end capitalism.

  • @thethyregod
    @thethyregod 4 роки тому +112

    I was very confused, that Jim would talk about the European Space Agency... especially in this negative way!

    • @MasterfulPeon
      @MasterfulPeon 4 роки тому +12

      Of course Jim would hate space, there are no video-games up there!

  • @LarsBlitzer
    @LarsBlitzer 4 роки тому +408

    To be fair, we all want to live with Keanu Reeves in a mushroom house.

    • @princessjello
      @princessjello 4 роки тому +32

      Not me. I want him to read the paper to me as we have coffee before heading out on our morning commute.
      Tho to be fair that could happen in a mushroom house lmao

    • @DarkSunGameplay
      @DarkSunGameplay 4 роки тому +4

      As would I... Until the athlete's face would set in. :/ Or was that the fate of the woman who lived in the giant shoe? *Shrugs*

    • @slowmoe1686
      @slowmoe1686 4 роки тому +3

      Or any house, really

    • @davidhujik6078
      @davidhujik6078 4 роки тому

      Who happens 5o the shroomrider

    • @facerip6814
      @facerip6814 4 роки тому +2

      I think all you people who suck Keanu Reeves off, who go on Reddit and "el oh el" circle jerk in Keanu Reeves themed subreddits, are all cringe lord weirdos who think they're being cute and funny but are actually just lame and embarrassing.

  • @Cleve_Crudgington
    @Cleve_Crudgington 4 роки тому +34

    Buzz and Fomo sounds like the worst buddy cop movie ever.

  • @D_YellowMadness
    @D_YellowMadness 4 роки тому +11

    Harmonix: "What if we made controllers that simulate instruments & then made games for them?"
    Nintendo: "What if we recreated Rock Band but with less music, less popular music, none of the original versions, & controllers that aren't shaped like instruments & don't have enough buttons?"

  • @Caffin8tor
    @Caffin8tor 4 роки тому +311

    UA-cam put this on the top of my recommended videos. I guess it knows my dubious tastes.

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 роки тому

      Oh, I hope that is a good sign of things to come

    • @Malekariel
      @Malekariel 4 роки тому +1

      same

    • @LordDragon1965
      @LordDragon1965 4 роки тому

      Second on mine. Looks like UA-cam is waking up.

    • @faselfasel2864
      @faselfasel2864 4 роки тому +2

      It gets clicked so much, because using using swear words on YT in 2019 is a distinguishing enough remark to cancel out the suppressing algorithm by sheer popularity.
      Genius move.

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 4 роки тому +1

      Bet we're a bunch categorized as "filthy deviants", which is why I never get kitten videos in my recommended.

  • @astrochiken
    @astrochiken 4 роки тому +176

    Our champion, Jim Sterling. Please continue to slay corporate dragons.

    • @TheAlison1456
      @TheAlison1456 4 роки тому +1

      He might be right, but has he ever? I think I'd have heard him talk about how he took down some corporate chump by now.

    • @RubbelDieKatzNr1
      @RubbelDieKatzNr1 4 роки тому +1

      The ESA kind of forgot about the Sterling Fleet.

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 4 роки тому +5

      But dragons are awesome, don't drag them through the mud like this

    • @tonycobb5552
      @tonycobb5552 4 роки тому

      @@Mr._Sherwood drag r them though their shit

    • @only4posting
      @only4posting 4 роки тому +2

      Most of those dragons have huge ears and noses, and have names like cohen, stein, berg, borg, inski, witz, levy, etc etc...
      Because wherever the are some billions to be made (or rather stolen), we can count on those dragons.

  • @Shirubakaze
    @Shirubakaze 4 роки тому +5

    The fact that you're trending right now is beautiful.
    Good work Jim.

  • @square721bt
    @square721bt 4 роки тому

    I hope you feel successful in what you do! I really appreciate you being around!

  • @masterofdoom5000
    @masterofdoom5000 4 роки тому +30

    Every piece of modern marketing planning sounds like a villains line, what in gods name.

  • @themark443
    @themark443 4 роки тому +120

    "Control content and the message." That's the most MGS2 BS I've ever heard.

    • @hamzafairs3262
      @hamzafairs3262 4 роки тому +1

      Fookin 'ell

    • @andreadtmedina3040
      @andreadtmedina3040 4 роки тому +27

      Campbell: Raiden turn than jimquisition video off
      Raiden: Colonel?
      Rose: Jack, turn it off and subscribe to IGN now

    • @Nomadic_Gaming
      @Nomadic_Gaming 4 роки тому

      more mgs4 or mgrr then 2 but thats just me

    • @butthurt3297
      @butthurt3297 4 роки тому

      MGS predicted future.

    • @Magitek1112
      @Magitek1112 4 роки тому +2

      "Can't have anyone complicating the message!"

  • @user-dz3cy1tx4y
    @user-dz3cy1tx4y 4 роки тому +4

    The thing I appreciate about this channel is that it's not just a games industry channel, the content discussed is a bit of a microcosm of capitalism itself.

  • @ericlundquisthere
    @ericlundquisthere 3 роки тому +8

    Rewatching this video in 2021 makes me glad that E3 2020 didn't end up happening.

  • @royalbandit8106
    @royalbandit8106 4 роки тому +203

    Finally my fetish of being violently advertised too can be satisfied.

    • @cryptkeeper08
      @cryptkeeper08 4 роки тому +5

      Banditking Can't wait to buy 60$ games with commercials and lootboxs with commercials while we wait for it to open.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 4 роки тому +8

      @@cryptkeeper08 don't forget the spyware to make the ads more "personalized and less annoying". 90s and 2000s nostalgia are big now and we want to enjoy our games just like we did back then, when we would get hit with programs like TimeSink and get lots of toolbars from our store-bought software. Let's not forget the good old days of shareware disks, where we had the problem of making a one-time payment once we send in the payment forms and the fact that these games would be given out for cheap or free, plus the free screensavers and wallpapers that came with them. We clearly need to get our jpegs from lootboxes and microtransactions in order to fully enjoy the game.

    • @Avirx
      @Avirx 4 роки тому +2

      @@cryptkeeper08 *$60

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 4 роки тому +3

      You must be FOMOsexual.

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 4 роки тому +4

      Good to see another BDSM fan (Bondage Domination Sales Marketing) OOO, hit me with those ads again daddy ESA, spread that influence all around!

  • @Kahelsinova
    @Kahelsinova 4 роки тому +514

    Loving this redesign. It looks super slick! 🧡

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  4 роки тому +68

      Thanks! We discussed it for a while. Honestly, the old one really wasn't "me" and the old logo was done in house by The Escapist. The new emblem is done by Justin and represents me much better. Garish pink is so much more my color.

    • @Welcometotheslam5424
      @Welcometotheslam5424 4 роки тому +5

      You have evolved to match the AAA gaming industry!!
      Genius move Jim!!

    • @sna1466
      @sna1466 4 роки тому +8

      Looks great, really.

    • @penguinsareForever
      @penguinsareForever 4 роки тому +2

      Background is easier on the eyes too.

    • @toddlazarus5952
      @toddlazarus5952 4 роки тому +9

      I dunno if I like it. I love it, but I dunno if I like it.

  • @hiro9253
    @hiro9253 4 роки тому +26

    ESA: European Space Agency
    This is what i get whenever i googled "ESA"

    • @Quintaner
      @Quintaner 4 роки тому +5

      Well that’s just silly. Europe can’t have a space agency. Europe contains Poland, and Poland cannot into space!

    • @doomslayer163
      @doomslayer163 4 роки тому

      Well, neither of them do anything noteworthy, so one in the same, I guess..lol

    • @matthewshiers9038
      @matthewshiers9038 3 роки тому +1

      Wow, so even Google doesn't like the Entertainment Software Association.
      Or maybe the ESA are paying Google to lower their search ranking so it's harder to see their gross behaviour?

  • @Uriel238
    @Uriel238 4 роки тому +5

    GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY! On the very day of the SOPA blackout, ICE (the US law enforcement agency) raided Kim Dotcom's home in New Zealand without any jurisdiction or suspicion of crime, but because the RIAA and MPAA _hired ICE to do so._ MEGAupload was killed (causing a terrible hit in the cloud-storage / cyberlocker industries nationwide). Extradition to the US failed. No charges have stuck. It's still in process to this day, eight years later.

  • @nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941
    @nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 4 роки тому +85

    Ugh, the Wii Music presentation, that thinge made me physically cringe...

    • @redwaldcuthberting7195
      @redwaldcuthberting7195 4 роки тому +1

      I wanted to throw up from embarrassment.

    • @WMUser3
      @WMUser3 4 роки тому +2

      I know it's just a typo, but "that thinge made me cringe" should potentially be a thing.

  • @HylianJowi
    @HylianJowi 4 роки тому +291

    Oh hell yeah that purple & paaaaank intro. That's what I'm talking about.

  • @mcdonkey500
    @mcdonkey500 4 роки тому +208

    influencer is just a nice way of saying shill

    • @Lee-bt2cy
      @Lee-bt2cy 4 роки тому +5

      Every word everybody ever said online or otherwise is said to influence ?
      In UA-cam terms though "influencer" means possible revenue stream.

    • @suresren
      @suresren 4 роки тому +31

      @@Lee-bt2cy No you dweeb - an influencer is a pseudo-"celebrity" with fans who follow them on social media who gets freebies from corporations in return for shilling and ass kissing.
      You're not an influencer.
      Noone cares what you think. Hence you don't get freebies or a place at E3

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 роки тому +3

      @@Lee-bt2cy Pretty much, yeah. In the end, our reality is shaped by what we see and hear all around us; our perception and impressions create the world we believe to be real. We are all influencers in the literal sense, online and in real life. We can either do our best to encourage a better world to take form, or we can surrender to the crappy one we've had dumped on us by douchebags.
      I choose the former, when I have the strength for it.

    • @hectorandem2944
      @hectorandem2944 4 роки тому +6

      "Shill", but with extra steps.

    • @doomslayer163
      @doomslayer163 4 роки тому +1

      That is exactly what it is. They're nothing but shills..Fancy nomenclature doesn't change that, lol..

  • @Jian13
    @Jian13 4 роки тому +25

    Man, I would love to go to E3...back in the 2000s.

    • @truthseek3017
      @truthseek3017 4 роки тому

      When Halo 2 or Halo 3 was released.

    • @jedisalsohere
      @jedisalsohere 3 роки тому +1

      I would love to have gaming in the 2000s back, that would be wonderful.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 2 роки тому

      @@jedisalsohere That was the gaming that brought us (only naming games I have and love) Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Ratchet and Clank 2, Beyond Good and Evil, Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War, Metroid Prime, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, and Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.

  • @MarcusFrost88
    @MarcusFrost88 4 роки тому +42

    Hey, Jim. I dig your new purple logo, but--and I say this by way of constructive criticism--I find your new flickering backgrounds to be really hard on the eyes (i.e. causing eyestrain to the point where I need to look away from the screen) by comparison to the static backgrounds in previous episodes of the Jimquisition. Just my two cents, though. Keep up the great work on the show, good sir!

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 роки тому +3

      I liked the intro logo, but yeah. The background... not so much, in all honesty.

    • @ReDeYeRagnarok
      @ReDeYeRagnarok 4 роки тому +1

      Tend to agree - glitch effects aren't really what I associate with the "jimquisition"

  • @Plasmacat1
    @Plasmacat1 4 роки тому +324

    Those Wii Music videos still make me cringe to this day.

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly, I think those presentations were incredibly valuable. They showed, with brutal clarity, just what a t9sser you would look like playing the game. I wonder how many people were saved from that horrendous purchasing error by those presentations.

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 4 роки тому +6

      @@AnonEyeMouse not really, imagine what you'd look like playing Fallout 76. 😏

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 4 роки тому +2

      I find them cute tbh

    • @olivur_1459
      @olivur_1459 4 роки тому +5

      I don't see what's cringe-worthy about them?

    • @ShiaNeko
      @ShiaNeko 4 роки тому

      I had to pause during that part of the video...

  • @andrewmarshall3408
    @andrewmarshall3408 4 роки тому +12

    I believe it was Stephanie McMahon of all people who said "philanthropy is the future of marketing"
    I can't remember whether she was talking about the breast cancer awareness stuff or the WWEs own "be a star" campaign
    But either way, that's just fiendish

  • @aaronwebb1548
    @aaronwebb1548 4 роки тому +14

    Steve Hughes said it best, these companies are handing us a shit sandwich and expecting us to be grateful they made us lunch.
    "Eat your shit"

    • @truthseek3017
      @truthseek3017 4 роки тому +1

      I wish someone gunned all the greedy fuckers down.

  • @Janduin45
    @Janduin45 4 роки тому +41

    Thank God for you, Jim!
    I despise the monster that the video game industry has turned into.
    Smite them. Smite them, Jim.

  • @heiko207
    @heiko207 4 роки тому +110

    "The algorithm is not gonna like it"
    Time to like this video to the heavens, bois

    • @MPostma72
      @MPostma72 4 роки тому

      Or dislike. The algorithm loves controvesy.

  • @white0thunderwhite0thunder71
    @white0thunderwhite0thunder71 4 роки тому +10

    You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain...
    The ESA has lived long enough to become the Devil's favorite Advocate.

  • @justanugget4844
    @justanugget4844 4 роки тому

    Man I'm so glad I found your channel. Because you speak what I think and bring awareness to these things. You go against the machine not like these so called influencers that will practically lick the developers/publishers assholes just so they can get that early access to a demo or a free limited edition game. So thank you.

  • @ShameyBaby
    @ShameyBaby 4 роки тому +70

    Gauche is such an under used word. Fits perfectly in this context. Love ya Jim!

  • @BakanoJutsu
    @BakanoJutsu 4 роки тому +98

    You're marketable and watchable; the industry just doesn't like the truth! Thank god for Jim Sterling. Keep up the good fight, my dude.

    • @morphor
      @morphor 4 роки тому +4

      This doesnt have to do with swearing but this is also accurate, rich people are just one corrupt cabal of assholes who have a mutual understanding of fuck the public

  • @RoxyRevolver
    @RoxyRevolver 4 роки тому

    I just finished this video and saw your closing words about ESA . I see you as a very intelligent and caring person . I'm glad someone is exposing bad practices from these companies and organizations . I wish more people would hold these predatory companies feet to the flames. Unfortunately it feels like people don't care if companies use them , as long as they don't get excluded. I always tell people if they want to hear some really honest words of truth , listen to sweet dreams by the Eurythmics. I found your video very entertaining and insightful.

  • @brosephnoonan223
    @brosephnoonan223 4 роки тому +46

    "The importance of E3 has diminished"
    >shows Tifa with her 'diminished' assets
    Clever Jimbo. Very clever.

  • @hmgirlpopuri5819
    @hmgirlpopuri5819 4 роки тому +41

    Justin's self discipline regarding Spongebob was really impressive, today.

  • @RexcorJ
    @RexcorJ 4 роки тому +151

    So the celebrity endorsement trend of the 90's is making a comeback?

    • @FallingPicturesProductions
      @FallingPicturesProductions 4 роки тому +15

      There is nothing new under the sun.

    • @dyveira
      @dyveira 4 роки тому +1

      I mean, they dusted off fucking Joe Lieberman who spent the 90s railing about violent videogames. The 90s are coming back!
      ...just the shit parts, apparently.

    • @moffant4916
      @moffant4916 4 роки тому

      Porn stars and C&C making a comeback? I'm in..

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 4 роки тому

      Rexcor Jungmir looks like it

    • @Rockthemike13
      @Rockthemike13 4 роки тому

      Am I remembering wrong, or many years ago did I see a very very strange game awards show hosted by David Spade?

  • @tv_tim
    @tv_tim 4 роки тому +3

    The first thing that went through my mind when I saw the title of this video was: "In Other News The Sky Is Blue."

  • @dweebicusmaximus
    @dweebicusmaximus 4 роки тому +15

    But I was going to live with Keanu Reeves in a mushroom house!

  • @qono1458
    @qono1458 4 роки тому +179

    E3 2020: ESA propaganda, i mean quality information oops

  • @whatdamath
    @whatdamath 4 роки тому +3

    Tokyo Game Show leaks press details every year it seems. I was registered to attend twice and both times, for some unknown reason I suddenly started getting tons of spam and invitations (usually in Japanese) on the account that I used and had used nowhere else.

    • @NoBody-dk6qi
      @NoBody-dk6qi 4 роки тому

      Yeah ESA's a joke man, cant trust em

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому

      @@NoBody-dk6qi I don’t think this was about the ESRB.

    • @nurk_barry
      @nurk_barry 3 роки тому

      Hello wonderful person!

  • @negativeimage2445
    @negativeimage2445 4 роки тому +1

    Just discovered your channel. Subbed. Legend, don't change

  • @joshmattingly8056
    @joshmattingly8056 4 роки тому

    Digging the changes to the opening and background! Looking good there, brother. ;)

  • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
    @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 4 роки тому +120

    If you demand "credit" or acknowledgment for it, then it isn't charity. It's a transaction.
    Charities that do real good are getting to be fewer and fewer as well.
    God, I hate being this cynical.

    • @donbeverage8359
      @donbeverage8359 4 роки тому +13

      Feels like the world doesn't give us much of a choice these days but to get more cynical. Shit like this is just apex corporate cynicism.

    • @elegantoddity8609
      @elegantoddity8609 4 роки тому +11

      @@donbeverage8359 It's not truly cynical if it's based on every prior experience. If someone repeatedly punches you in the balls every time he sees you then it wouldn't really be cynical to say he'll do it again.

    • @GNatanel
      @GNatanel 4 роки тому +13

      If a company donates to charity, 99.9% of the time it's a PR move. The only times it's not is if the charity is something very personal to the company.
      Last charitable action that didn't smell of PR (that I remember anyway) was Ubisoft offering the Notre Dame model from Assassin's Creed Unity towards the Notre Dame reconstruction.

    • @paulomachado7328
      @paulomachado7328 4 роки тому +1

      @@elegantoddity8609 What if I just feel like saying "fuck it"? Just for the fucking sake of it?

    • @NorfolkTears
      @NorfolkTears 4 роки тому +4

      @@GNatanel Or tax avoidance , create a "charity" or latch onto one donate money or items then rent back or take low interest loans from said charity on a peppercorn basis and pay no tax on any funds used.

  • @Bangcat
    @Bangcat 4 роки тому +51

    So they wanna make E3 have more people by limiting appointments that the average joes can't try the same stuff? That's all the more reason not to go in my eyes.

    • @TheAlison1456
      @TheAlison1456 4 роки тому

      Ah, so that's the reason the E3 is dying.

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheAlison1456 Oh no, it's dying for many other reasons. This just seems to be their NEW gameplan for having people with potential negative opinions standing by the way side as they get spunky personalities who just rattle on being popular in front of their games giving them popular, un critiqued exposure as Jim said.
      The thing is, they began the downward spiral when the booth babes were bouncing beach balls, and a magical good time was suddenly declared too much for the following year. They then turned E3 into a closed door kind of gig, and so people were only seeing most of anything at those closed door meetings out of light of masses all together.
      Now they took things out of the shadows a while ago, but by then they already broke the spirit of E3. Now they hope to push the buzz to get those numbers back even further, but then stand them in lines at their ideal show times, and just have popular, chatty, biassed voices just yammer great things about games with no serious critique. Like watching Will Smith look up at a fortnite bus and say 'that's hot' like he did in that youtube video that was given more thumbs down than a spartacus convention through a kaleidoscope.
      A proper spirited expo for games should be done like a convention. For the fans, some fair questioning, and with people being able to see some time special events, BUT, with plenty of things running around the clock for people to enjoy with questions in minds, and experiences to see that fuel feedback in turn.

  • @Munkee7777
    @Munkee7777 4 роки тому +4

    That video of Nintendo employees on stage physically hurt me

  • @linux750
    @linux750 4 роки тому +1

    I love the new intro Jim. Very nice and short, very good!

  • @MightyJonE
    @MightyJonE 4 роки тому +36

    “Social good brand”! Hahaha, PR and marketing absolutely is the pimple on the backside of humanity!
    Oh no, not FOMO! 😥

  • @SpiritOfLenin
    @SpiritOfLenin 4 роки тому +297

    let me comment on the video while i've clearly not watched it yet
    jim is right

  • @DragonNexus
    @DragonNexus 4 роки тому +3

    Control Content and the message.
    That is what Colonel Campbell warned us about at the end of MGS2.
    "We want to eliminate content and create context."

  • @Japaneseanimeguy
    @Japaneseanimeguy 4 роки тому

    You're not pathetic or a wretch. You do good work and I thank God for you as you provide regular high quality entertainment all while keeping me informed about industry bullshit.

  • @jimmyrrpage
    @jimmyrrpage 4 роки тому +101

    Oh Keanu Reeves I love you
    I want to live with you in a mushroom house
    A mushroom house

  • @zomg1337h4x
    @zomg1337h4x 4 роки тому +22

    In the immortal words of That's Right, Jay:
    Don't ask questions just consume product and then get excited for next products.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +4

      *C O N S U M E P R O D U C T*

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 4 роки тому +7

      The ESA are hack frauds. They need more God-King-Immortal-Ellen-Star Rich Evans in their lives.

    • @butt317
      @butt317 4 роки тому +1

      Me personally, I love e3 2020

  • @samburke3324
    @samburke3324 4 роки тому

    You're good Jim. I appreciate your creative honesty, and respect your not adhering to corporate friendly etiquette, or algorithms. It's rare that a person can somewhat trust that a stranger on the internet is being honest and unbiased about their opinion. Good work.
    (I rarely comment or interact with videos, esp. gaming videos; and normally only to criticise)

    • @samburke3324
      @samburke3324 4 роки тому

      I measure your success in this matter on the lack of advertisements I see attached to your videos. Truly a good sign

  • @CLNDSTNStudio
    @CLNDSTNStudio 4 роки тому

    lol UA-cam hates you so much that i didn't even get notified that you uploaded this in my notifications... i even had the bell enabled .. i had to browse your actual channel to find it lol.. keep up your god blessed work Jim.

  • @jihadjoe4957
    @jihadjoe4957 4 роки тому +14

    I hate my job, I hate my life even more; but there is always Jimquisiton on mondays.

  • @TheTherapistGamer
    @TheTherapistGamer 4 роки тому +111

    I'm glad you roast the new E3, Jim, because heaven's knows the influencers aren't going to!
    I'm surprised more companies haven't left E3 sooner. Microsoft must have payed several million dollars to pull together their press event in 2013, and all it got them was universal scorn. Interestingly, if memory serves, Nintendo didn't attend E3 all those years ago for the same reason that Sony didn't attend this year - they had nothing to show. By the way - isn't Phil Spencer, the head of XBox, also on the board of the ESA?

    • @retrohanska4441
      @retrohanska4441 4 роки тому +5

      Well, it's not like most games journalists do much better. They spend half of their time complaining that games don't pander for their ideologicla views enough and other half bashing gamers aka their readers for being toxic and entitled, latter usually because they try to oppose anti-consumer practices.
      So yeah, that duty criticize the industry falls for UA-cam pundits once again

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 4 роки тому +1

      Jim is an influencer. He certainly influences me.

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 4 роки тому +1

      @@retrohanska4441 There are some gamers that deserve it, though. The recent mechwarrior strategy game, Battletech (?I think?) Made me facepalm. It got a massive review bomb at launch because, when you made your character, they gave you a coice of Male, Female and (grasps pearls) OTHER. It didn't force anything on anyone and merely changed the pronouns in dialogue to fit the choice. Yet a bunch of people went fucking batshit insane. Those people WERE toxic little shits deserving of ridicule.
      That said, the response to thematic elements in Cyberpunk 2077 (the exploitative advertising of a trans woman, naked boobies and the animals gang) by SJW baiting hacks was just click bait horse shit of the worst kind. Gamers rightly called that out. It just gets tiresome when these two camps of outrage fetishists keep shitting all over our hobby.
      Sorry, I'm in a rolling, rambling ranting comment marathon. I think about 10% of this was relevant to your comment. I'll be going now.

    • @CDL_Gaming
      @CDL_Gaming 4 роки тому +1

      @@retrohanska4441 Don't forget, a lot of game journalists are also afraid of saying any kind of actual criticism towards major game publishers and developers out of fear that they won't get early review copies of games, which will eat into traffic to their site.
      A new Call of Duty or Battlefield or Bethesda game might have terrible Microtransactions and other predatory practices associated with it on top of being shallow and mediocre, but you can bet your ass it's going to get good reviews from critics because they want to make sure they get early access to whatever the next big hit is going to be.

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 4 роки тому

      @@CDL_Gaming Bethesda get good reviews? On what planet?

  • @2Cerealbox
    @2Cerealbox 4 роки тому

    You say UA-cams algorithm doesn't like you, but it's the only reason I know of your channel and it continues to strongly recommend every video you upload even though I only watch a quarter of them.

  • @ItsShatter
    @ItsShatter 4 роки тому +1

    At this point im pretty sure your channel is my favorite on all of UA-cam. And it’s cause you don’t give a f*|k about censoring yourself. And you’ve got a good head on your shoulders. Keep it up!

  • @Donnerbalken28
    @Donnerbalken28 4 роки тому +31

    Control content and the message.
    Feels like 1984 was a prophecy and not fiction.

    • @YouTubeDeletesComments
      @YouTubeDeletesComments 4 роки тому

      It's called Predicitve Programming

    • @PsychadelicoDuck
      @PsychadelicoDuck 4 роки тому

      It's almost hilarious how close that book was. Like, not just socially, but even all the far-flung future technology described in the book has come to pass.
      > Voice recognition? Well on its way.
      > Floating fortress? Not sure how else you'd describe a modern aircraft supercarrier.
      > Automated writing and music machines? GPT-2 and other neural nets are basically where they were in the book right now.
      > Two-way viewscreens... It's Skype.
      > ...that you can never turn off? That or Kinect.

    • @murrfeeling
      @murrfeeling 4 роки тому

      A prophecy gleaned from the innumerable times that people have vied to control content and the message before the book was written.
      One of those "no shit, Sherlock" prophecies.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 4 роки тому

      It's possible to draw parallels between society today and 1984, but there are clear differences. In 1984 information was closely controlled, but I think we have more in common with Brave New World, where information is available in such a flood that it all becomes worthless.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +1

      Self fulfilling prophecy I guess

  • @onedeadsaint
    @onedeadsaint 4 роки тому +40

    4:51 - 5:18 my god, those 27 seconds felt much longer

  • @Pokedude734
    @Pokedude734 4 роки тому

    Nice seeing you back in my recommended :)

  • @tylerr.5676
    @tylerr.5676 4 роки тому +14

    Jim: UA-cam's algorithm is going to hate this one
    UA-cam: *places video on trending list*

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +1

      trending list is hand-picked anyway.