Andy ALWAYS gives me the unstoppable giggles. I have to stop and go back because I missed the following segment because I'm laughing so much. Thank you.
Used to have a neighbour who had garden gnomes. He was very protective/territorial of them. A friend stole one and took it on holiday with him to Spain. Whilst there he photographed it on the beach, in bars etc. and sent to photos back to the owner as postcards saying what a nice holiday he was having. When he returned home a few weeks later he took the gnome back and placed it back in it's spot in the neighbours garden, only now it was wearing a little sombrero.
@@Rob-ln7dd I don’t have a laptop, I’m also technologically illiterate and regardless of how easy I could do it illegally my point still stands. It would be the equivalent of you living in a French overseas territory and not being able to access French state tv.
I was thinking exactly the same thing. VCM is a great host though and delivers perfectly. The guests were very solid and knowledgeable also which is a great help
Jag's ad doesn't feel woke to me. Feels like it just gave up caring, thinking "we'll steal someone's pretentious student art film, change the font to something thin and boom, we'll still sell Jags."
But you're talking about it, so it worked. I think it's meant to be upsetting, because the only thing anyone talks about is things that upset them. You weren't going to by the old Jag anyway, nobody was, that's why they stopped making them. The car that they're yet to unveil will be a Chinese EV. If it's the best car someone can afford, no one will care what the marketing was.
I gasped at the gnomes honestly. What a rascal! Cool mystery though. I’d love that mystery in my town. It could be a legend as I grow up and solved when I’m old and grey.
for a while there was a dude who took em on holiday and sent pictures to the owners, with a gnome on the beach, visiting pisa, etc. Can't remember if it was global or local news, but it was some mystery! ;)
@@Mishima505I struggled not to tear my eyes away. There’s a great French phrase for such situations: “Il y a de monde au balcon”. It means the balcony’s full 😊
@@eastvandb it's a fair point but I would tend to disagree. 'Tedious' would be 'wokeness' itself mate, a word devised by the actual people who subscribe to it. It's their word man! Coming a close second are it's children; 'revealed from beneath the cloak of the Ghost of Christmas Present , the mantras of' Diversity and Equity.' They are the king and queen of cliches.
@@Nedchilvs I never took the term seriously when white liberals used it, but the current trend to just plaster it randomly on any thing modern quasi-conservatives get upset by has rendered and already empty phrase utterly vacuous. But that's great for the Orwellian project you're all enmeshed in. Keeps you in the culture wars, fighting over Mr. Potato Head's sex organs while your leaders rummage through your pockets.
What happened since 2019 that could POSSIBLY explain massive rise in sickness? Not like there's a novel virus that causes disability after 1-5% of infections, no matter how 'mild'....
A badly used, ill-attended train service is not defined as a Parliamentary Service. Those services, known as the Parleys, were introduced in the 1840s to ensure that every station was visited by at least one train every day, usually in the early morning to avoid peak travel times. A once-a-week service is simply disgusting, and simply proves that the operating company has no interest in it, but still has to provide something, by law.
These are the times where I go doe-eyed, have a silly smile, and keep sighing every time she's on the screen. Victoria ... why is she more stunning every time she hosts?
I haven’t watched this programme for ages, didn’t know she presented it. Watched it last night, managed a few time to look upwards or not at Victoria 😂, but she’s a great presenter on this ,
Andy Hamilton is a legendary writer, but I never expected he would have the most accurate Trump impression ever. 😂 (It's also very funny watching American videos regarding Jaaaaag, referring to "The Growler" with no clue of what metaphor it is used for in the civilised world 😂
And like they said in Yes, Prime Minister:"People on stages are called actors. All they are required to do is look plausible, stay sober, and say the lines they're given in the right order."
@@falsemcnuggethope You might not... If I remember correctly, he mentioned that he was at some party and at one point, the hostess - who clearly had no idea who he was - took him aside to ask him if he was a drug dealer, since everyone kept calling him "my cocaine".
No not all - some like Farage comprehensively and determinedly are! Making such sweeping judgments without nuance or frankly any real insight is clumsy at best. Thinking better would give us a better politics; stupid dismissals like, ‘they’re all the same’ is exactly how the cretinous Farage and his ilk getaway with it in plain sight - because people like you are blinded by lack of distinguishing and discrimination through laziness.
Paul Merton _was_ correct in saying Champagne was invented here (Britain). It was brought here flat, and we put bubbles in to make it fizzy, and then the French started doing it and saving us the effort.
Why have you ended both videos with an audio-less BBC weather report mixed with (AI generated?) electronic music? I actually quite like the song, but it's very bizarre!
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. It seems, this show is so much better when a Labour government is in power because it stops Ian's constant whining about the Conservatives.
Oh, dear. No. It stops the Conservatives being in Govt and wrecking everything given all decent ppl much to complain about. Britain is reeling from 14 yrs of Tory austerity and corruption hell. That you don’t like it being stated is irrelevant.
"give her that card and see if she reads it out"... That would be mean to do o a host. And Peta remains a useless PR stunt nonsense group while other do the actual work for animal protection. It's so annoying that they still get some news coverage with that bs.
@@MrDigimal satire /ˈsatʌɪə/ noun the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. Using satire to ridicule a politician claiming to do something about people who need to steal to feed their baby [but doesn't] is good, ridiculing the person in that position, and the fact that baby food needs to be locked up because of it, is not. Fairly sure I'm not the dope here...
Absolutely horiffic that they release the Web version hours after TV! They should never let the TV version get viewership before the web version! Abominable! 😡😡😡
Andy ALWAYS gives me the unstoppable giggles. I have to stop and go back because I missed the following segment because I'm laughing so much. Thank you.
Absolutely love him, instant watch when he's on. Both hilarious and generous as a comic, a real gift!
This is me too. Andy is a genius. I only have to see him and I start giggling!
@@Bejaardenbusand he’s a good,beautiful person. Strong and caring for the underdog,
This is one of the best shows they've ever done. The cast was absolutely on fire for this one. So funny.
I am loving that I can watch official episodes!
It's a smart move in their part. ❤
This isn’t their official channel.
@@GeorgiaOverdrive I wish it was
The AI system is here. Red pill or Blue Pill
Not really 😂
or am I...
Same
Used to have a neighbour who had garden gnomes. He was very protective/territorial of them. A friend stole one and took it on holiday with him to Spain. Whilst there he photographed it on the beach, in bars etc. and sent to photos back to the owner as postcards saying what a nice holiday he was having. When he returned home a few weeks later he took the gnome back and placed it back in it's spot in the neighbours garden, only now it was wearing a little sombrero.
🤣
2001, was it?
LOVE IT! Both cheeky and wholesome!
He was too embarresed to take his blow up doll, the gnome had a hole drilled in the bottom of it
Thanks from America, Love❤🎉
I live in NZ and even though we are in the commonwealth and have a Union Jack on the flag we can’t get bbc iplayer. Thank you for uploading this
Same😊
Can't you use a VPN, but not on a mobile telephone, use a tablet or pc. I live in France and get iPlayer via NordVPN
@@Rob-ln7dd I don’t have a laptop, I’m also technologically illiterate and regardless of how easy I could do it illegally my point still stands. It would be the equivalent of you living in a French overseas territory and not being able to access French state tv.
@@scesfiziaNot at all equivalent. New Zealand is an independent country 😂.
For several years in the early 80's, in the west of Ireland, I abducted garden gnomes and infiltrated them into Christmas Nativity scenes.
You bastard 😮
You're a garden gnome yourself, of course?
Important work.😊
One creature of fantasy or another... 🙂
Can I be your friend😀
Always brilliant and so great to see a full episode again it's been awhile for me and these are glorious❤😂❤
That was the best episode in Season 68 so far, great host!! Paul just over the top sarcastic as per usual. 🙌
There have been several great episodes, amazing these guys are still firing on all cylinders after all these years
I was thinking exactly the same thing. VCM is a great host though and delivers perfectly. The guests were very solid and knowledgeable also which is a great help
@@roberthaynes8677 Only one more episode to go right?
Wasnt sure about Stacey but she did well.
Brilliant show!
I really must stop watching this at work on my breaks, because I arouse concern when I return to my shift, wiping tears away😂
Paul getting up at 2:48 was hilarious.
Tippy Top as usual. Love it, and props man.
I like the longer versions ❤😂
I like them too
Jag's ad doesn't feel woke to me. Feels like it just gave up caring, thinking "we'll steal someone's pretentious student art film, change the font to something thin and boom, we'll still sell Jags."
they completely missed their target demographic.
@@benzaiten933Likely they are trying to broaden it instead.
But you're talking about it, so it worked. I think it's meant to be upsetting, because the only thing anyone talks about is things that upset them. You weren't going to by the old Jag anyway, nobody was, that's why they stopped making them. The car that they're yet to unveil will be a Chinese EV. If it's the best car someone can afford, no one will care what the marketing was.
Feels to me like they want a market aged
@@benzaiten933no, they changed their target demographic. You just don’t like the change.
The AI granny and the revolting robots are a sign of interesting times to come
Driverless robot taxis and coco delivery robots are the 'new normal' here in L.A.
@@myoldvhstapes Oh, the traffic jams of the future... and grand theft drone.
"revolting robots" reminds me of the old joke, "Highness, the peasants are revolting!" "Oh yes, quite right--so very revolting!" 😆
I gasped at the gnomes honestly. What a rascal! Cool mystery though. I’d love that mystery in my town. It could be a legend as I grow up and solved when I’m old and grey.
for a while there was a dude who took em on holiday and sent pictures to the owners, with a gnome on the beach, visiting pisa, etc. Can't remember if it was global or local news, but it was some mystery! ;)
Andy is always sublime❤
@Magic_lighthouse Victoria and Andy. It doesn't get much better. though Jo Brand comes close.
Hmmm, I'll always recall this fondly as the nestling necklace episode.
Her eyes are up there
have not watched it yet but i know it's going to be excellent. Coren is one of the very best.
What a gem Victoria is. I wish I could say I meant that entirely the way I mean to say it. Beautiful and even more smart.
Great, thanks.
Andy is such a great funny person ❤
Brilliant ❤!
Oh my God, Victoria is just stunning. I love her. ❤
And sharp as a tack!
Two reasons to watch this episode then…
She does nothing for me.
(I’ve asked her repeatedly but she’s now referred me to her legal team!)
@@Mishima505I struggled not to tear my eyes away. There’s a great French phrase for such situations: “Il y a de monde au balcon”. It means the balcony’s full 😊
She is gorgeous, h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s and soooo witty
They clearly wrote that script with Victoria in mind and she delivered! 😂
Served with a dash of cleavage as well..lol
Yep shes so predictably woke, sneering and boring.
@@Nedchilvs
Talk about boring, using "woke" to mean anything that annoys you is the most tedious trend of the new century.
@@eastvandb it's a fair point but I would tend to disagree. 'Tedious' would be 'wokeness' itself mate, a word devised by the actual people who subscribe to it. It's their word man! Coming a close second are it's children; 'revealed from beneath the cloak of the Ghost of Christmas Present , the mantras of' Diversity and Equity.' They are the king and queen of cliches.
@@Nedchilvs
I never took the term seriously when white liberals used it, but the current trend to just plaster it randomly on any thing modern quasi-conservatives get upset by has rendered and already empty phrase utterly vacuous.
But that's great for the Orwellian project you're all enmeshed in.
Keeps you in the culture wars, fighting over Mr. Potato Head's sex organs while your leaders rummage through your pockets.
Too good. ❤
drink every time Victoria puts her glasses on.
That beat with the weather at the very end...
I so love Victoria Coren Mitchell!
Lovely pair
Great episode! Thanks ViVaHD for such a quick upload.
Not vivahd it's the BBC trying to trap licence fee dodging 😂😂😂
@@shellybelly35what do you mean?
To be honest, VivaHD deserves to be made a cultural ambassador for the UK.
@@shellybelly35 BBC isn't posting the video so I don't get your comment. Please explain it too me like I'm not from the UK.
@@DennisMoore664 I believe it may have been a joke.
What happened since 2019 that could POSSIBLY explain massive rise in sickness? Not like there's a novel virus that causes disability after 1-5% of infections, no matter how 'mild'....
My first thought as well.
Hate how Disney seems to be the default representation of Winnie the Pooh nowadays. Shepard's illustrations SO much better.
I've got a print of one of those, with Pooh stepping into an upturned umbrella.
Winnie the Pooh is now open to the public.
@@josephracine4415 only the original one not the disney one
Paul winning every week. I think that's in his contract.
40:50 something very WALL-E about this
A badly used, ill-attended train service is not defined as a Parliamentary Service. Those services, known as the Parleys, were introduced in the 1840s to ensure that every station was visited by at least one train every day, usually in the early morning to avoid peak travel times. A once-a-week service is simply disgusting, and simply proves that the operating company has no interest in it, but still has to provide something, by law.
Is that you Geoff?
Parley is a slang abbreviation of parliamentary. Read the post WW2 manual. .
A1. Love from the States
Am I the only one who sees that man in a costume as a lion and not a bear? (in the 4 pictures)
Thx
Great episode.
FairPlay… putting whole episodes on UA-cam so you don’t have to have a TV License to watch it🎉🎉
Victoria us hit and gorgeous 😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥
18:15 the nana eating pasta looks like Johnny Morris.
Good luck keeping Never Here Kier in an escape room.
Haha! Vicky really had to brace herself before that “carbonara neutral” pun.
11:48 oooh she puts her glasses on ….❤❤❤❤❤
Haven't watched this show for ages.It's groundhog day.
1:43 Ian trying to look dignified 😃
Carbonara neutral! Should've gone with limbguine!
Doesn’t make sense though
These are the times where I go doe-eyed, have a silly smile, and keep sighing every time she's on the screen. Victoria ... why is she more stunning every time she hosts?
Pregnancy in her fifties does wonders for a woman's breasts.
The love of a good man.
Glasses like a librarian
How does Victoria get more beautiful the older she gets ?
Milf doesnt get any less ilf 😂
Is it the glass she wears these days.
I haven’t watched this programme for ages, didn’t know she presented it. Watched it last night, managed a few time to look upwards or not at Victoria 😂, but she’s a great presenter on this ,
The love of a good man.
David Mitchell is so lucky, good on him
Gone to Saudi on behalf of Miliband to ask them stop drilling oil.
Andy Hamilton is a legendary writer, but I never expected he would have the most accurate Trump impression ever. 😂
(It's also very funny watching American videos regarding Jaaaaag, referring to "The Growler" with no clue of what metaphor it is used for in the civilised world 😂
Every now and then there was some programming between the ads.
3:14 hey bestie, that's more cap than a truck load of capri sun
The constitution does not say that. Just a memo from the Nixon era.
The whole house of cards is built on norms being upheld by good actors.
Indeed. The same memo also said the breakroom was out of coffee
And like they said in Yes, Prime Minister:"People on stages are called actors. All they are required to do is look plausible, stay sober, and say the lines they're given in the right order."
Can someone explain the Keir Starmer on This morning bit? Cooking?
Andy Hamilton is one of the funniest contribitors I just discovered there is nor spell check on here and I cannot spell contributors
or can I
I watched it yesterday
All the stations, been done by Geoff in 2017!
She really has a wonderful decolletage. Congratulations Ms Coren
wow Andy's Trump impersonation is flawless! can we have him as president instead?
I'm sad for Ian he didn't win, dating Stacey could be fun 😉
Oh my.... I would very much like to see this specific Old Growler 🤣🤣🤣
Not so much old thank you!
@@lilymarinovic1644 Older than me, at least! 😉
re: angus steakhouse
as an american, we are amazingly stupid, after all
39:09 the result of a giant Dutch police action under delivering! (Found a gnome)
Of course it's the Dutch
Wouldn't be surprised at all if those MAGA electric-guitars are manufactured in China, then given the usual mega-MAGA mark-up!
They are Gibson guitars I read, and Gibson are suing.
MAGA Baseball caps are all made in China.
So much for the Orange one’s “patriotism”…
So.... mentioning cocaine means UA-cam thinks you're talking about Michael Caine?
The algorithm has some knowledge we don't.
@@falsemcnuggethope You might not... If I remember correctly, he mentioned that he was at some party and at one point, the hostess - who clearly had no idea who he was - took him aside to ask him if he was a drug dealer, since everyone kept calling him "my cocaine".
Like the joke about the Chinese drug addict who asked me “have you seen my cocaine?”
“Not since he starred in Harry Brown,” I replied.
Can you post every week please?
All mps are on the gravy train!
No not all - some like Farage comprehensively and determinedly are!
Making such sweeping judgments without nuance or frankly any real insight is clumsy at best. Thinking better would give us a better politics; stupid dismissals like, ‘they’re all the same’ is exactly how the cretinous Farage and his ilk getaway with it in plain sight - because people like you are blinded by lack of distinguishing and discrimination through laziness.
Got to love equation of USA Israel and 3rd world countries at around 21:00
Israel knew how to work the voting results during the Eurovision song contest last May. The equation is not far fetched.
Assisted dyini I'll DIY!!!!
How likely are you to recommend Dignitas to a friend? one to five stars.
David Mitchell is a lucky man.
She is lucky too - he seems like a lovely genuine bloke who appreciates her and is a great fit in terms of personality and intellect.
He knows it.
@@lilymarinovic1644yes,she has literally said this. Now they have two little girls.
Paul Merton _was_ correct in saying Champagne was invented here (Britain).
It was brought here flat, and we put bubbles in to make it fizzy, and then the French started doing it and saving us the effort.
redhead a cutie.
Kind of unfair to pair Andy with Paul instead of Ian, who rarely wins. Of course he has a full-time job as Private Eye editor!
The flirting with Ian was a bit weird, but did he lend her a jacket?
Nah, I think that as a journalist, she recognizes that she's teamed up with The Boss. I'd be the same😊
Is that Mrs Hislop?
4:36 - 'Maybe that's just what they told you.'
That was a quick quip!
That's a lion
The new Jaguar logo. It's just like the maze Trump built at Mar-a-Lago
And he still gets lost in it...
@@craigmidgley7909 -😀
Why have you ended both videos with an audio-less BBC weather report mixed with (AI generated?) electronic music? I actually quite like the song, but it's very bizarre!
They're brainwashing you
To foil content-matching software that removes videos for copyright violation.
MKUltra
@@myoldvhstapes The systems are far more sophisticated than that! There's no way in hell that would fool it.
Is this official? No more vivahd then
Chebs
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. It seems, this show is so much better when a Labour government is in power because it stops Ian's constant whining about the Conservatives.
Oh, dear. No. It stops the Conservatives being in Govt and wrecking everything given all decent ppl much to complain about. Britain is reeling from 14 yrs of Tory austerity and corruption hell. That you don’t like it being stated is irrelevant.
"give her that card and see if she reads it out"... That would be mean to do o a host.
And Peta remains a useless PR stunt nonsense group while other do the actual work for animal protection. It's so annoying that they still get some news coverage with that bs.
Boris never worked why should we lmao
24:55 That commercial isn't "woke" it's _stupid_ just like most absurd fashion shows... and like most idiots fresh out of an art school degree.
Those scientists are going to have their funding withdrawn when someone points out to them that their 'nano-pasta' is not Gluten-Free!
So is 8 out of 10 cats a rip off of this show?
I would think that people being in a position where they have to steal to feed their baby is not a subject for mirth or satire...
This is England.. We laugh at the poor because it makes us feel better.
The baby formula is locked up because people steal it to resell, it's very lucrative.
Satire yes though
The exact type of subject for satire you dope
@@MrDigimal
satire
/ˈsatʌɪə/
noun
the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Using satire to ridicule a politician claiming to do something about people who need to steal to feed their baby [but doesn't] is good, ridiculing the person in that position, and the fact that baby food needs to be locked up because of it, is not.
Fairly sure I'm not the dope here...
How did no-one get "Never Here Keir"? Seems pretty obvious
Only to ideologues
Starmer should get the Arabs to open dspartment stores
levis are made in Belgium too
Posted 43 mins ago... ago....watched this episode Sunday morning about 12 hours ago ???
Absolutely horiffic that they release the Web version hours after TV! They should never let the TV version get viewership before the web version! Abominable! 😡😡😡
This is the extended version
Is it dolphin in a bathtub?
VCM - vivacious crumpet medal.
The canned laughter is annoying.
Why does Paul Merton keep repeating what people say? Why does he look frustrated, when anyone else gets a laugh and what is he looking at?