What Is The UK's Worst Brewed Lager? , We Take A Look At 9 Fake UK Brewed European & World Lagers
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This is like being a designated driver watching your mate getting pissed.
Worryingly he probably only drank about a pint 🥴
Ha ha, and slowly watching everyone start talking bollocks!
On Fosters? How old is your mate? 6? 😂😂
🤣
I’d rather be the designated driver than get drunk on any of that sh*te
What a waste of time. I have a true story about Stella, back in the 80s I managed a pub which had Stella lager. There were six chaps who'd come in and drink it three times a week. One evening one of them brought it back to me at the bar saying it didn't taste right. I declined his offer to taste it but offered him a refund or another drink. However the day after I phoned our cellar service where the chap said: "Oh, complaining about the taste are they?" I said: "You know something". He told me there had been a problem at the UK brewery so they'd been importing the real stuff from Belgium.
Just in case you foreigners are wondering, Carling and Fosters are only popular in the UK because people wash their cars with it.
I wouldn't wash my hub caps with that dirt, nevermind the rest of the car
Don't be so stupid....... People use Glen's vodka to wash their cars
@@westie0113uk That’s used for cleaning the engines and components during rebuilds, it’s especially handy with old carburettor engines as since it is already classified by the automotive regulatory agency as industrial grade starting fluid.
Glucose syrup in beer? Yuk😝
@@westie0113uk Glen’s vodka is amazing tbf. It will cut through anything. Grease, oil, stomach lining. It’s a miracle liquid.
The sad thing is that most people won't see these as the worst beers in the UK, they'll genuinely see them as 'premium' beers! It's incredible how low people's standards have become.
The reality is that "premium" has nothing to do with quality. It now means "more expensive because it has to pay for a huge advertising budget".
they were always low :)
They don't chase flavour , they just wanna get drunk
Surely what matters is your enjoyment of the beer
How many people consider carling or fosters premium?!!
Carling will always be my worst. Brewed with depression
"Brewed with depression extract" - not even the real fucking thing.
Brewed with concentrated blandness.
Thx for ur comment, nicely put :)
Carbonated piss
Carling comes with fag ash readily tapped into the can.
If ever a man was “taking one for the team” it’s right here, drinking 9 beers purely for public interest. Legend status unlocked 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
What you on about he gave Madri, glucose syrup and all an 8 mark not that long ago, he never mentioned glucose syrup in it then 😂😂😂 I can not stand any of those shite lagers and there additives. Craft ales, bitters, ipa, stouts for me
Like watching a review of nil all draws
I offered a homeless drunk,a can of Bud Light, and he said no thanks,I don't drink that piss!
The original is hardly better (having spent a few years over there...). You know that mass brewing is in a bad place when it is brewing a shite version of a beer that was never that great to begin with. All of those reproduction beers are pretty appalling.
Did you make that up?
If he was alcohol dependant, it'd be pointless. You'd want at least 7%.
It's durt!
@@Spiritismo_ 😂 Even down and outs have standards.
It's always a surprise how marketeers have completely exploited the Brits' complete disinterest in quality. What saps we are. Dismal.
Brexit voters.....
@@ArtyFactual_Intelligence Really? You think it's Brexit voters who find slapping some European branding on something allows them to pass over quality? Get lost. I never found a single Remain voter who could tell me about the EU institutions or how they operated, but ohhhh those European vibes man; who cares about power being diffused away from the people when being in the EU makes me feel part of something continental!
@@thefyrdmanyeh it’s been proven. People who voted to leave are less intelligent lol
@@ArtyFactual_Intelligencefound the chattering class brit..... 😅 love from Ireland.sláinte
That didn't stop Madonna or Lady Gaga selling millions either😅
Madri is the worst, just for the fact it isn’t Spanish or ever has been. It’s a completely made up lager only ever brewed in the uk
Brewed in Tadcaster. Truly awful stuff!
He gave Madri an 8 mark not that long ago 😂😂😂 with its glucose syrup too ??????
Madri is shite for sure
Interesting to find out it's actually carling of old 🤔
So? I don't give a damn about the country of origin
Frustrating when it's sold as a foreign beer when it's not.
It's called a recipe. Just like Chinese/Indian food made with British produce. Passing on fermentation processes and slightly different ingredients
American diners are everywhere in the UK. Should they be banned?
The customer is always .........................Bamboozled. I have the knowledge of the breweries' operations which soothes me as I drink my knockoff copy of Stella.
It....frustrates you?
@@mickbanner Well, quite, Chinese and indian food in the uk is usually nothing like the "real thing" unless you go somewhere at a higher price point
Marketing this brown water to remind you of your cheap package holiday at a Spanish resort full of Brits. Truly the quintessential British drink
This is the equivalent to comparing different types of animal piss.
😅
I bow to your experience in these matters.
🤣🤣🤣 and the winner is ... 🦘
at least you know which are diabetic
It's a damn shame that in most sports / lager pubs nowadays you can't even find one decent lager on tap
@analogdistortion
Down south some ok ones fro fake ‘craft brewers’ have crept in.
Camden lager and Beavertown Lager for example. You don’t see carling or foster for example, much at all.
@@edstar7894 I don't like any of the beers you've mentioned. It would just be nice if there was a decent lager on at the lager style sports pubs. They could just serve one lager from a decent Czech or German brewery.
I used to be a bar/cellar manager of a Scot&Newcastle pub in the mid 90s that sold Becks on draught, they bought whitbreads out and I cried when we had to change it to Kronenberg
Watch the footie at home with a bottle of Fullers Golden Pride for £3
that looks like a line up of the usual suspects suspected of a heinous crime
Here in England we are good at cider and craft beer
Best lagers are Czech and German you don't get hang overs with them english lagers are full of chemicals
Fosters is the worst beer ever
Nah, Carling is worse. Fosters last time I checked just tasted of absolutely nothing, whereas Carling abuses your taste buds.
I used to ger regular hangovers from 'one too many' Warsteiner, when I lived in Soest. :-)
@@Corky341 Another name for Warsteiner is of course "wobbly".
My da says that all the time about German beer, never listened to him tho lol.
Is it actually true?
@@arto9775 only 1 way to find out!
I once went out with a girl and her surname was Carling. Two fingers for head was accurate.
Went down a treat I guess.
😂 best comment, bravo 😂
😂😂
What do you wanna bet that after filming, he picks an argument with a neighbour or maybe a random piece of kitchen equipment.
If it's the neighbours playing that shite music he's well within his rights.
@@olinpaul That shite music is pretty shite
He'll put a vest on first.
All piss. Utter rubbish. If it's made by a major brewer and you drink it, your bonkers!
Can he tell the time?
I used to drink Stella back in the 1970's. It was then imported by Whitbread's and had a beautifully floral smell to it and you got the occasional piece of hop in your glass from the dryhopping that they gave it in the cask. It was strong too, five pints and you probably wouldn't be making work in a fit state the next day. Nowadays it's just an OK lager.
Had a mate who worked at Whitbread as a chemist.... in the late 80's/90's he was part of a group of chemists tasked with speeding up the brewing process of stella whilst matching the taste. I wonder what chemicals they added and filtered to attempt that objective
They weakened the recipe and it's nowhere near as nice. I feel like the unfiltered version is more similar to old school Stella
When is the book coming out? I'll buy it! 🙂
The old 5.2% steller is still available and it’s the best. Just hard to find.
Black Label was always metallic to me.
"What's the difference between Bud Light and sex in a canoe?
They're both f***ing close to water."
America even adds Sugar to their Bread.
Moretti was an old, high quality brewer in Italy. Heineken bought it, and the first thing they did was close Moretti’s two breweries. Ever since it’s ‘brewed’ in the Netherlands and the UK. It’s been decades since a single drop of Birra Moretti was produced in Italy.
I like Czech lagers, but only the ones brewed in Moravia and Bohemia. I really liked Staropramen. Draught, can or bottle, all brewed in Czechia. One day, I got a few bottles, cracked open the first one, and it was disgusting. I knew immediately what the problem was - looked on the back of the bottle, and it was brewed in the UK. Thankfully, if you find it on keg, that’s still brewed in Czechia (I think). At home, Czech brewers still brew in accordance with the ‘Rheinheitsgebot’, the sadly now unenforceable German purity law.
Holsten. I used to drink draught Holsten, the regular lager, in my local in the 1970s. It was brewed in Hamburg, and was delicious. Holsten Pils was also from Hamburg, but only available in cans or bottles, even in Hamburg! Like Carlsberg Special Brew, it was revolting, sweet and overly malty, and only drunk by those with no taste buds and determined to get pissed as fast as possible. They were both high ABV, the Carlsberg SB at around 9%, the Holsten Pils about 7%. In the pub one day, got my usual pint of Holsten, and it was horrible. I asked the cellarman about it, and he told me it was now brewed in the UK! I went back to Light and Bitter!
Stella used to be lovely beer, I remember the ads in the 70s, extolling its slow maturation. It was six weeks! Then it disappeared for a while - I believe the brewery went bust, and it took a while for someone to take it over. It went to a big corp, and suddenly reappeared, with a strong marketing campaign. It was still 6%, but was nasty, and the premium price had gone. It now cost the same as all the other rubbish, and was brewed in the Netherlands and the pint I was drinking in the UK. It was from that time on that it started to get its horrible nickname, ‘wife-beater’.
Not too long ago, there seemed to be an attempt to take it upmarket again to counter that name; I saw the ads extolling its long maturation time - one (1) week!!!!
The only lagers I’ll buy on draught now in a pub are Budweiser/Buvar, Staropramen (for now), and Pilsner Urquell. Otherwise, it’s Draught Ale for me. At home, I’ll have B/B, PU, a few other imported Czech beers, beers from local Bavarian Rheinheitsgebot breweries (Augustinierbräu Helles Vollbier is a favourite), and, strangely, Carlsberg Export! I find its taste and mouth feel pleasing, with no unpleasant aftertaste. And yes, it’s brewed in the UK!!!!
Now, if only I could find Fischer’s beer from France in the UK. That really is nice, again still brewed to Rheinheitsgebot rules by Bräurerie /Brasserie Fischer in Alsace; it’s a small family owned brewery. At least it was; I hope it’s still a thing!
Theres still beers sold that claim they are brewed in accordance with it only x4 natural ingredients i think it claims
@@RS-xq6je That’s right - water, malted barley, hops and yeast. Under that law, before it was overturned, any brew with any other ingredient(s) couldn’t be called beer in Germany without a modifier, ie; wheat beer, rice beer, etc, etc.
Any brewer still claiming to brew in accordance with it that actually doesn’t, is committing a variety of consumer law offences.
@@Twittler1 interesting thanks. At the moment I really like aldi rheinbacher 4.5% (but tastes higher) £3.50 for x4 500mls the price is right and for me it tastes better than the more pricey stuff.
Used to love Stella but it's changed so much, I liked their unfiltered version for a while but now it just doesn't taste the same. I've always been picky with my beer
Much respect to you for drinking these cans of swill in one sitting.
It still amazes me how you walk through Tesco and see people pick up a crate of carling…. It isn’t even any cheaper!
The power of Marketing
I think what it is, is that it is just ROUTINE for some people.
For the past 25 years they have been just grabbing a crate of carling/fosters or whatever cheap crate they have on offer at the front of the shop, they probobly dont even go down the actual beer isle.
Alot of people who started drinking in the 70s/80s and even 90s are like it.
What i think it is, is back then, the supermarkets didnt have the massive selections we do now. It was probobly just a a small selection of cheap lagers, then a few different ales.
My Dad loves trying all the "craft" beers, but even to this day, he just grabs a 4 pack of boddingtons or fosters, purely out of habit.
Fosters only became popular in the UK due to the Barry McKenzie cartoon strip in the early 70's. They chose Fosters lager for the character as it was recognised amongst the Australians as being an absolute joke of a beer. But Brits didn't realise, started buying it in large quantities and Fosters pushed it to the limit with the successful Paul Hogan adverts in the 80's.
No one in Australia drinks that cat piss Fosters
Yes no one in Australia really drinks Fosters. There are so many better ones over there. And here for that matter....
@@robertscriven602 Yeah, I like VB. Used to be able to get it in Tesco but for some reason they stopped selling it more than 10 years ago....
Vaginal backwash @@caeserromero3013
They call it skippy piss
So informative! You've singlehandedly changed my future drinking choices mate - subscribed! 🍻
The sad thing is Holsten Pils, Stella and even Bud used to be amazing beers when they imported them back in the late 80s and 90s
yes lamot pils & kaltenberg too
I remember drinking Holston Pils in the late 90s until i couldn’t walk just to get a free ‘Oooo, suits you sir” T shirt in the local boozer.
@@Swans_And_Ducksit's always been pi55
You can still get the imported Stella's here in Coventry but you have to go to an independent off licence.
Regular Holsten beer was very good too. Orange can. Used to see it on draught too.
"What's the difference between Bud Light and sex in a canoe?" "They're both f**king close to water"
Thanks to Python .
boom boom
Shouldn’t that be what’s the similarities, and not what’s the difference?
Would that sex in a canoe involve Dylan Mulvaney....?
Yeah, brewed in Mortlake - literal translation, "Dead Water" - exactly what it is...
You missed Corona, which is now brewed in the UK. Was one of my favourite beers, I served in the royal Navy for 12 years and knew that no matter where in the world you stopped Corona would always taste the same. The flavour profile changed a few years back and that coincided with the brewing coming to the UK
That's rough , the original was really good at not giving you a hangover!
The things you do to enlighten the masses about Britain's rip of fake beer 😂🍺 This is wrong and should be made illegal, after all you can’t call a Cornish pasty Cornish if its made in Devon.
If you buy a pasty in Devon,
you can just call it BETTER.
@@truthteller99999 You could do but I wouldn’t. I live in Devon and I can tell you the places in Cornwall where you can buy excellent pasties, well above average. From Lands End to Liskard, I can’t say the same for Devon.
@@jameskrell4392 Well, I could tell you where to buy amazing pasties in Devon, but I won't waste my time, as you've already closed your mind and don't deserve them.
It was when we were in the EU - there’s a directive that we participated in developing to protect regional produce.
@@biscuit4259 They actually removed protected status for Newcastle brown ale, then they shifted production down south to tadcaster or something and that was when we were in the EU...doesn't taste the same either.
I bet Simons garden hasn't got any slugs.
Not any live ones that’s for sure
@@robinho1978. Never heard the term drunk as a slug though😂.
@@stevebrand1619 beer traps for slugs is an old method of slug Annihilation, any cheap shite beer will do
@@billd10001 of course i knew that but the fate of hung over slugs is rather extreme😥
Fosters is the only lager I’ve ever had that gave me a raging hangover off just two pints. Wasn’t even pissed, just felt genuinely ill after drinking it and woke up the next morning with a blasting headache. The whole time I was drinking it, it had this weird sensation it was “beer-flavoured soft drink” rather than actual beer, with a strong metallic tinge, as if the can had leeched into it, despite then being brand new cans straight off the shelf. Absolutely horrendous.
Agreed! It's the only weak lager that gives me the arse and makes me aggressive after a couple of pints 😂
I believe that some weaker beers have cogeners added. They are natural product from the brewing procee, but they're the compounds that give you the hangover. Methanol is probably the worst it breaks down into formic acid and formaldehyde(used as a preservative in such things as embalming fluid and those nice specimens you see in glass jars in museums). The darker the drink, the more cogeners.
Thankfully, I live in Bavaria, Germany. Until the EU overturned the 500 year old German Purity law, due to EU rules on trade agreements, it was ILLEGAL to sell these fake, chemical, beers in Germany, ILLEGAL!
The mystery to me is, why do they call it lager in the first place? no one else does, lager means store/warehouse in German.
Beer is called bier!
I remember reading about the German beer purity laws when I was studying economics in the early 90's in the run up to the 1992 Maastricht treaty. Not one of the EU's finer moments.
What's the best German beer?
@@354sd if you go to Germany then beer you buy in the local bar is usually the best!
Is lager not a wagon encampment? Suppose they drank it there; hate the gassy UK rubbish.
My pet hate is formerly premium beers that have been moved downwards to fill a role in a conglomerates portfolio or line up usually after a take over or merger.
Lowenbräu for example.
Hear hear
😂😂😂❤
So we now have low brow Lowenbräu?
@@nathangamble125 That is hilarious, but unfortunately true. I loved Lowenbrau when I first started drinking beer
Watching you get slowly sloshed and reviewing those rubbish beers is more entertaining than watching England at the euros 😀😀
Nice one Simon 👍🏻
Love this video. The passion and loathing of these beers is special.
Madri is brewed by the same brewery that make Coors and Carling, it's got no Spanish heritage whatsoever and is totally brewed in the UK. Most of these beers are fine in the country of origin, it's Allied Breweries that ruin them. Moretti in the UK is like cats piss compared to Moretti in Italy.
agree not even a full 5% abv cats piss.
It's no wonder we have so many people dying of diabetes in this country. They're all sitting there in their compression socks drinking sugar added shite and enjoying it. A great British brewed lager would be fantastic but I would still go for German lager all day long, cheers Simon, taking one for the team once again.
If you bothered to look there are some great British lagers. I'm astonished by the complete absence of inquisitiveness that most people exhibit.
Try west brewery st.mungo made in Glasgow. Set up by a German micro student then sold on, but the beer remained great. Perfect German lager! BTW draught about Scotland it is amazing and won German awards.
Ansbach and Hobday are worth a look for nice British Lager too. Their Kolsch style is really nice, along with Ansbacher.
A friend of mine only ever has all these crappy brands in his fridge. Whenever he offers me one I politely decline and ask for a cup of tea instead!
Surprised you have friends supporting that shit club
My local off licence was carrying imported San Miguel and it was great. Had a really distinct flavour. I used to get a can every few days. Then one day I was drinking a can and the flavour had gone. Looked on the label and it said "Brewed in the UK"
To be honest, Spanish San Miguel isn't great. Best lagers here are Alhambra reserva (the green one) and estrella Galicia. Happily you can get estrella Galicia in the UK now, I believe. And it's properly imported. Spanish beers generally are quite light, so may be less well suited to UK climate where a more robust taste is wanted. German beers are great for that, but always read the label...
I can still get proper Belgian Stella Artois and it's night and day from the horrific stuff in the UK. I live near Gibraltar so can easily sample both.
@@mjudecI'm going to try an estrella Galicia next time I see one thanks for the tip
The guys at Maku Brewing in Finland were singing your praises, Simon. I was drinking their excellent beer all weekend at the Iskelmä music festival in Pori.
I wondered why this came up in my recommendations 😂
God bless you, Nigel.
Full bodied review. Excellent viewing. Your bravery in drinking some of that, deserves a medal.
carling isnt 4%, they have previously been to court regarding false advertising, its closer to 3.7%. unbelievably they somehow got away without prosecution and can legally advertise it as 4%
It's + or - 0.5% tolerance on labelled ABV I think
@@jammybizzle666 Carling advertises the lager as 4% alcohol by volume (ABV) but it has been brewed at 3.7% since 2012.
ABV was reduced in order to cut tax on Carling products, the firm said during a hearing brought by HMRC.
According to EU laws relating to the labelling of alcohol, products are allowed an ABV tolerance of +0.5% or -0.5% on products between 1.2% and 5.5% ABV.
Carling are cutting their ABV by over 7%. Scandalous.
Not true @@MalcolmXpat
Cats are known not to produce anything remotely comparable to 3.8%
Thanks for the video, always enjoy the reviews & I'm not too far away in Pontypridd. I always felt like a mad hatter saying I enjoy Fosters over many other lagers & I felt my taste buds were crazy compared to others, this video has provided me reassurance it's best listening to your own taste buds not what the majority say. Thank you ❤
It's a worldwide issue. I live in New Zealand and up until now most of the worlds beers are brewed under license. I have recently noticed certain beers are even being brewed under license in China. Go figure.
Everyone should ditch this generic dish water beer. Simon did a really good bit of consumer research on super market beers many videos ago. It's generally cheaper and better tasting beer over these farty Burton beers.
So how cone he gave Madri an 8 mark not long ago, glucose syrup and all to boot, never mentioned glucose syrup then mind. I would not wash my car with any of them
They brew 💩 beer for 💩 people
It's one of the ways I decide who I DON'T want to be friends with.
A north american hall of shame is required- budweiser, coors, canadian molson etc. All taste like sh!t.
Michelob (brewed in the US) used to be pretty decent - never could stand the rest.
Stella in the states at 5.6% on draft is a good beer.
Last I checked, Kronnenbourg that is brewed in UK is brewed with Finings and so in my opinion it SHOULD be on the worst list. Its cutting corners and if I wanted fish in or with my beer I would just drink a good beer with some seafood😂 With that said beer should be simple? What you reckon?🤷🏻♂️ Veggies beware!
I’m about to admit to sacrilege… I actually really like Kronnenberg! Moretti can be ok in small doses, the rest of this lot I avoid like the plague. In fact I’m proud to say I’ve never drunk a single sip of Carling, Fosters or Madri. Or in fact any of the others featured here, come to think of it.
With all that said, kronnie does still a bit better than carlsberg, carling and fosters. If I had only these to choose of course
@@user-fu5io1ys1v All beers everywhere, except unfiltered varieties, have finings added AFTER brewing. It’s not ‘cutting corners’, it’s established practice, part of the maturation stage. Most large corporate brewers now use artificial finings, whereas most smaller and more traditional ones still use dried and very finely ground fish swim bladders (essentially ballast/buoyancy tanks).
Finings are added after filtering to drag unwanted solids down to the bottom of the tank/barrel/whatever, where they settle as ‘dregs’. They completely settle out of the beer. Without finings, that process would take weeks, and still wouldn’t be complete - finings do the job very quickly and far more thoroughly.
Also without finings, your beer would be cloudy and full of tiny, slowly decaying floaters; yum! Do try and find out about stuff before broadcasting your ignorance.
@@Twittler1 i did find out, its unoficially called the German standard. 4 ingredients only. And should in theory like Heineken, holsten and many others be suitable for a vegetarian which I am not by any means - but is a good indication and entry standard for competitive brewing. P.s the french Kronnenbourg does NOT use finng so wrong again. Its a UK thing.
@@user-fu5io1ys1v Finings aren’t an ingredient, they’re a clearing agent, aren’t used in brewing the beer, and don’t remain in it. They don’t dissolve in water. They join the other ‘impurities’ at the bottom of the tank, and are drained away.
Most breweries don’t use swim bladder finings any more - they use artificial, non-soluble agents instead. They probably call them clearing agents or some such.
What I do know is that if the beer is perfectly clear, it’s been fined, whatever has been used to do that. All beer. Everywhere. No exceptions.
Great video simon you took one for the team there mate! one other thing that we as consumers are being hoodwinked and ripped off by is also the fact that, these days most of these canned lagers are now only in 440ml cans and all used to be 500ml !
Guys, it's pretty easy: Just avoid any lagers under 5% and those made with maize, glucose syrup or rice. This way you'll likely be ok. It's not 100% waterproof, but a good rule of thumb.
Glucose syrup is the work of the devil , A USA food and drink filler to bulk it out the product as cheaply as possible .
I don't think they even have to label that though, I'm sure some of the Polish lagers (which are decent compared to the shit he's just drunk) have something like that in which adds sweetness, but you won't see it listed on the can...
What lagers are 5% and over and available in the supermarket or local shop? San Miguel, Holsten, any others? I can't think of any. I'm all in favour of stronger and nicer lager, but often can't find anything in my local shop.
@@nickbrown6457 Budvar, Staropramen, Tyskie, or, if you can't find those, Heineken. Tyskie and Heineken are not great beers, but are much better than any of the crap showcased in this video.
Rice can be ok if it's traditional for the brewing region - basically south and east Asia. *If* it's done well.
Hi Si ! Just beers before The shower, after an afternoon on the beach, no more.
Tks for your review !🍻
How is this allowed. I used to work in what was Dept of Trade & Industry Consumer Affairs policy covering origin marking. You could put a geographic place name on a product even if not from there so long as you put a corrective place & description on there so as not to mislead consumers. While I'm at it, all British Lager is absolute rubbish and not at all good for you as full of chemicals . Ale is way better.
Also I got to admit I drink a bit of bud light on Keg (much better than Can) to keep me sober sometimes saves me getting in too much trouble..
The whole UK lager brewers need a big shake up , and start making proper larger . Absolutely no reason why we can't have a decent home brewed larger in the uk
Who wrote this, Loadsamoney? He was always 'larging' it 😂
It does. But why should beer be sabotaged by tax. We have high living costs and nothing to show for it.
It's 'Lager' not 'Larger'. What's concerning is that people like you will be voting in the upcoming General Election.
@@heiltd1286put that can of Stella down 😂
@@jimmymcguire8217 I don't drink Stella. Stella Unfiltered on occasions.
Amstel for me. That dog shit was the last straw for me a few years back, and made me go looking for decent beer.
Amstel in the Netherlands is so much better, it’s night and day different.
I had Amstel in Spain...couldn't get half way down the pint, absolutely dreadful stuff
It's one of those things you only buy once.
It's always the beer available in a cheap all inclusive hotel too!
Well, for me, larger is always inferior to proper ale. Having said that, I personally don’t think you’re getting the best experience out of a can anyway, should always be from a bottle! Cans always make the beer gassy and taint the flavour some what
ffs mate its lager it says it on all the cans and bottles......DUH
@@josephberrie9550 I suppose you know what your on about! I vertically don’t ! Have another can, think you’ve already had a couple !
Cans don’t impair a beer’s flavour any more than a keg will 😅, cans can’t leak gas but capped bottles can to a small degree. Either way, I agree there isn’t a single ‘beer’ in this test that’s really going to stand up favourably against a decent well-kept ale.
Odd, because cans should allow the beer to be fresher. The important thing in all cases is to pour into a glass as both cans and bottles are over carbonated to improve storage.
I used to enjoy ale but since it went all craft and super super choppy it's been ruined for me. Proper Helles or Pilsner remains my preference, though not the crap these craft breweries wrongly label pilsner or helles.
I've gone off larger over the years. When I'm on holiday I like it. I thought it was just me but I now realise it's because the beers I loved (1664 ) are completely different now they are UK brewed
larger what the eff is larger..is it nearly the same as LAGER
Now Simon that is the ultimate ' TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM'😂😂
This had it all, humor, noise of a fly buzzing aroud in the background, ice cream van, man burbs. Really enjoyed watching 😂
Great lesson by the way thanks for this video...
thank you for taking one for the team. I wouldn't dare to try this piss
This is a great great channel. Been following your Insta since 2015 I'm sure it was before a name change ?? You sure have been through some beers, have you reviewed hawkstone ? I'll search and watch, subscribed !! Here's to another 9 yrs
Which is the worst is a matter of personal preference but one thing is undeniable.
Making purchasers believe by labelling that a beer has been brewed abroad when it has not and only having a tiny note on the rear of the can denoting the true origin is deceitful and should be banned. The origin should be prominently stated on the front of the can and on the pump.
I can't believe that anyone would be surprised that light, commercial lagers are on the sweet side.
Great video! At least here in Scotland we have Tennent's, I wasn't aware it was that bad for the rest of the UK
Funniest beer review I’ve seen in a long time - cheered me up no end!
I am convinced that there is a brewery in Burton with only one massive brewing vat and a canning line with all the Euro Fizz brands that go through it - same stuff - different cans
You kno you sank them jars when the camera went off 💪🏻😂
Great video, learned a lot!
That was really interesting regarding the science of the hops reaction to the sun through green glass.
Super video, all these beers which I sampled firstly in the mid 90s made me turn to bitter and real ale 🍺
Great review! 100% agree with you as to why don't we just have our own national lager rather than badly copying everyone else.
If you ever tried Robinsons "Einhorm" you'll know why! 😂😂
Sam Smith's lager is alright and Adnams do a pretty decent one too
What a great video! And you are only on beer two. Can't believe people make super entertainment like this. Keep them coming.
Crucial work brother….cheers 🍻
Do these brewers hold their customers in contempt?
If you look at the people who drink these beers, you'll see that the contempt is justified.
@@heiltd1286Astute.
I used to love an Aussie beer in the 90s called Victoria Bitter. It came in a stubby bottle with a green label. It was quite malty. You don’t see it anywhere now.
VB Bitter a kind of cross between bitter and lager, brewed in Melbourne. Excellent stuff
absolute crap, the best is Boags or Cascade
@@lesliehart
Thanks for your insightful comment Leslie
Great video... You have a new subscriber 🎉
Tbh, i worked in a pub for 2 years and the amount of muppet punters who'll just buy the cheapest anything that sounds european when it's all the same swill is amazing. Same people who'd start crying when decent uk brand beer costs £1 more than than a pint of Snoretti
Another excellent video Simon, unfortunately the uk don't know i to produce a good lager, except independent breweries, Samuel Smith's organic pure brew lager is the best brewed UK lager
Golden Eagle from Brew York is a nice lager
My theory on fosters is that it stood still, whilst the others around got cheaper and sweeter.
It's ABV was reduced in 2022. Still my favourite macro lager though.
This was really insightful! No wonder I can’t tell any difference no matter WHAT beer I pick up from my corner store…
Really enjoying these reviews 😂
Cruzcampo 'Seville' ...coming at you from an industrial estate in some Godawful part of the UK - Salud mis amigos !
Cruzcampo has a pretty shitty rep here in Spain, although when it is 40 degrees in Andalusia a few cañas of it will go down quite well!
That moretti is stronger than you think and leaves you a rocking hangover
First time I have found this channel. Great work. Learned so much about green bottle taste issues and Burton water . As a non UK person i do find it odd that there are no real genuine UK lagers. I used to enjoy the Guinness hophouse 13 (yes, Irish) but it seems to have disappeared off supermarket shelves. Had a lovely unique taste.
I enjoyed the video very interesting. Do you remember Carlsberg 68? Came in a lovely bottle drank it in the early 70s what became of it?
Carlsberg Export is definitely brewed in the UK (iirc as with San Miguel in Northampton, but who knows where it is with the way these big brewers like to chop and change ). Madri used to be brewed in Tadcaster as well
It still is brewed in Tadcaster, and Burton
I get the nostalgia thing with Carling. I first drank it in '95 in a bar called Sparky's on a weeks family holiday in Tenerife. It was boiling hot and it was so cold and refreshing (to a 16 year old kid). I think we stopped by that bar almost every day for a week. It's not bad if you're 16, boiling hot (and the old man is paying).
As ever a great, informative video... My favourites are Menabrea and Moretti Sale di Mare .. that said the Edinburgh brewed standard Moretti isn't as good as the Italian original... Your videos are a 9.9 / 10. One question: IS THAT A B&O 2200 MUSIC SYSTEM?
B&O 5000
I really enjoyed this video!
Here in North America no beer drinker wants to be seen drinking BudLight
Nonsense, it’s the second most sold beer.
Fun fact, it’s more popular in Republican leaning counties…
@@Shelmerdine745 No Male wants to be seen leaving a supermarket with a case of Bud Light
@@Shelmerdine745 it was destroyed by a bloke dressed up as a girl and telling the drinkers they were not worthy or woke enough
@@josephberrie9550
How was it destroyed when it’s the second most sold beer?
You either don’t know what you’re talking about or you’re lying.
Republicans still buy the beer and enjoy it (no idea why) despite the silly propaganda.
The best selling beer is Mexican, by the way. How do you like that?
Carling had the greatest adverts on UK TV in the 80s. Particularly the cowboy one spread over 3 adverts with the spoof washing powder and love songs album after the actual advert. 👏👏👏
I feel like part of the problem is that Burton water and Burtonised water is great for ales but for lagers it’s no good. I wonder what the composition of the water in Pilsen is like?
I did have a can of UK Cruzcampo recently and I was surprised that I didn’t find it too bad and I felt it tasted similar enough to the original; although it’s been a few years since I had some in Spain and it wasn’t really one of my preferred beers there anyway.
great video mate!
Great reviews 👏👏👏👏
My local is a One Stop owned by Tesco so I can get Old Peculiar and Timmy Taylor's Landlord but to name a few ! 👌
There’s zero reason to have to buy anything like this, pretty much every supermarket these days sells at least 1 proper, German lager, even Stella unfiltered is brewed by Camden Town brewing company and is a relatively inexpensive step up from this garbage!
I'm not an expert but didn't Camden (where I live) get bought into Heineken?
@@pigknickers2975 they did, you’re absolutely right but they’ve sort of been left alone as I think they were already profitable. Most of their beers are still somewhat decent
Great work - never a fan of that Burton smell and glad you’ve called it out 👍🏻🍺
Personally I wouldn't give a 4x for any of those fake lagers. All this smoke n mirrors from the brewers pisses me off. It's like dropping the % of special brew, they should label it honestly...."not so special brew"
Home Bargains got Spanish brewed Mahou 4 pack 330ml bottles for £4.99 just now ,what a difference in quality compared to other UK brewed Spanish beers
Mahou is really great.
Victoria Malaga is much better than Mahou IMO.
@@MLAM168 I agree that it's better but I wouldn't say it's much better.
Holsten was one of the first bottled beers I drank in 85/86 Loved the stuff. In fact Skol special strength was the only other one available around then. Along came Bud and becks a year or two later. Think San Miguel is the most bastardised on here. As all the weaker one's have just been summer, barbecue beers. Shame what they've done to Moretti , that was a nice beer at one time.
Thanks for confirming what I have thought for a while - they can't be the same flavour if the water is different.
Anyone know if you can still buy Lowenbrau in the UK?- thanks