What Is The UK's Worst Brewed Lager? , We Take A Look At 9 Fake UK Brewed European & World Lagers

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  • @limmoblack
    @limmoblack 5 місяців тому +837

    This is like being a designated driver watching your mate getting pissed.

    • @Goonerboy-mz1ey
      @Goonerboy-mz1ey 5 місяців тому +28

      Worryingly he probably only drank about a pint 🥴

    • @DaveBloke-tg5wv
      @DaveBloke-tg5wv 5 місяців тому +24

      Ha ha, and slowly watching everyone start talking bollocks!

    • @caeserromero3013
      @caeserromero3013 5 місяців тому +16

      On Fosters? How old is your mate? 6? 😂😂

    • @garrz32
      @garrz32 5 місяців тому +4

      🤣

    • @TheAmericanDane
      @TheAmericanDane 5 місяців тому +13

      I’d rather be the designated driver than get drunk on any of that sh*te

  • @elee6157
    @elee6157 5 місяців тому +1109

    Carling will always be my worst. Brewed with depression

    • @discostoo
      @discostoo 5 місяців тому +126

      "Brewed with depression extract" - not even the real fucking thing.

    • @pskourides
      @pskourides 5 місяців тому +6

      Thx for ur comment, nicely put :)

    • @drewtatt6487
      @drewtatt6487 5 місяців тому

      Carbonated piss

    • @waylingtons
      @waylingtons 5 місяців тому

      Carling comes with fag ash readily tapped into the can.

    • @stepheng8779
      @stepheng8779 5 місяців тому +18

      Fosters every time

  • @Chicken-x6q6d
    @Chicken-x6q6d 5 місяців тому +522

    Just in case you foreigners are wondering, Carling and Fosters are only popular in the UK because people wash their cars with it.

    • @westie420uk
      @westie420uk 5 місяців тому +26

      Don't be so stupid....... People use Glen's vodka to wash their cars

    • @Chicken-x6q6d
      @Chicken-x6q6d 5 місяців тому +22

      @@westie420uk That’s used for cleaning the engines and components during rebuilds, it’s especially handy with old carburettor engines as since it is already classified by the automotive regulatory agency as industrial grade starting fluid.

    • @dinkyman8591
      @dinkyman8591 5 місяців тому +5

      Glucose syrup in beer? Yuk😝

    • @methanedirigible
      @methanedirigible 5 місяців тому +15

      @@westie420uk Glen’s vodka is amazing tbf. It will cut through anything. Grease, oil, stomach lining. It’s a miracle liquid.

    • @alexflorin6740
      @alexflorin6740 5 місяців тому +3

      Carling was good for beginners. Boosted your confidence at drinking a lot without getting drunk 🤣🤣

  • @andrewward7168
    @andrewward7168 4 місяці тому +67

    He's definitely finishing them all off then waking up at 3am on the kitchen floor cuddling the remnants of a donner kebab 😂

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 4 місяці тому +5

      He definitely did the video chapters after necking all of these.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 15 днів тому

      Rubbish.
      If he got wasted drinking those.....he has zero tolerance to alcohol and should stick to American Cream Soda....or Bud Lite.
      All he has done is filled the tax-mans coffers with a few more bob.

  • @paulsawtell3991
    @paulsawtell3991 5 місяців тому +252

    What a waste of time. I have a true story about Stella, back in the 80s I managed a pub which had Stella lager. There were six chaps who'd come in and drink it three times a week. One evening one of them brought it back to me at the bar saying it didn't taste right. I declined his offer to taste it but offered him a refund or another drink. However the day after I phoned our cellar service where the chap said: "Oh, complaining about the taste are they?" I said: "You know something". He told me there had been a problem at the UK brewery so they'd been importing the real stuff from Belgium.

    • @maxfrere4871
      @maxfrere4871 5 місяців тому +17

      😂😂😂

    • @martifingers
      @martifingers 5 місяців тому +7

      @@maxfrere4871 Wonderful story.

    • @GavinAtkin
      @GavinAtkin 5 місяців тому +2

      lol!

    • @Chicken-x6q6d
      @Chicken-x6q6d 4 місяці тому +8

      @@paulsawtell3991 That’s a good one! Real Belgian water source, not some bleached tap water from the UK.

    • @cooldood37
      @cooldood37 4 місяці тому +4

      Lived in Belgium , never drank Stella, jupiler is the most popular lager there.

  • @RandallSlick
    @RandallSlick 5 місяців тому +193

    It's always a surprise how marketeers have completely exploited the Brits' complete disinterest in quality. What saps we are. Dismal.

    • @ArtyFactual_Intelligence
      @ArtyFactual_Intelligence 5 місяців тому +16

      Brexit voters.....

    • @thefyrdman
      @thefyrdman 5 місяців тому +22

      @@ArtyFactual_Intelligence Really? You think it's Brexit voters who find slapping some European branding on something allows them to pass over quality? Get lost. I never found a single Remain voter who could tell me about the EU institutions or how they operated, but ohhhh those European vibes man; who cares about power being diffused away from the people when being in the EU makes me feel part of something continental!

    • @hmu05366
      @hmu05366 5 місяців тому

      @@thefyrdmanyeh it’s been proven. People who voted to leave are less intelligent lol

    • @smythharris2635
      @smythharris2635 5 місяців тому +12

      ​@@ArtyFactual_Intelligencefound the chattering class brit..... 😅 love from Ireland.sláinte

    • @smythharris2635
      @smythharris2635 5 місяців тому +4

      That didn't stop Madonna or Lady Gaga selling millions either😅

  • @toucantex
    @toucantex 5 місяців тому +496

    Madri is the worst, just for the fact it isn’t Spanish or ever has been. It’s a completely made up lager only ever brewed in the uk

    • @chrishope9068
      @chrishope9068 5 місяців тому +24

      Brewed in Tadcaster. Truly awful stuff!

    • @qpruleok5798
      @qpruleok5798 5 місяців тому +7

      He gave Madri an 8 mark not that long ago 😂😂😂 with its glucose syrup too ??????

    • @chris6796
      @chris6796 5 місяців тому +26

      Madri is shite for sure

    • @TheKevtro101
      @TheKevtro101 5 місяців тому +14

      Interesting to find out it's actually carling of old 🤔

    • @stupossibleify
      @stupossibleify 5 місяців тому +4

      So? I don't give a damn about the country of origin

  • @looplil3044
    @looplil3044 5 місяців тому +287

    The sad thing is that most people won't see these as the worst beers in the UK, they'll genuinely see them as 'premium' beers! It's incredible how low people's standards have become.

    • @PaulRandle-sc8qk
      @PaulRandle-sc8qk 5 місяців тому +56

      The reality is that "premium" has nothing to do with quality. It now means "more expensive because it has to pay for a huge advertising budget".

    • @kieranbarry8193
      @kieranbarry8193 5 місяців тому +9

      they were always low :)

    • @TheKevtro101
      @TheKevtro101 5 місяців тому +25

      They don't chase flavour , they just wanna get drunk

    • @stupossibleify
      @stupossibleify 5 місяців тому +8

      Surely what matters is your enjoyment of the beer

    • @liampw20
      @liampw20 5 місяців тому +19

      How many people consider carling or fosters premium?!!

  • @gstephenson9442
    @gstephenson9442 5 місяців тому +75

    Marketing this brown water to remind you of your cheap package holiday at a Spanish resort full of Brits. Truly the quintessential British drink

    • @grahamehedger4498
      @grahamehedger4498 7 днів тому

      I'd say more "piss yellow" in look..........and probably in flavour.

  • @TheKnobCalledTone.
    @TheKnobCalledTone. 5 місяців тому +29

    Fun fact: Fosters is a practical joke that Australia has played on the rest of the world for decades

    • @SpiralScratches
      @SpiralScratches 2 місяці тому +1

      Yep, its the crap stuff they sell to foreigners,
      while they drink that good stuff called: "Tooheys"😂

    • @amigos2841
      @amigos2841 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@SpiralScratchesSint tried that but have tried VB that was nice

  • @EddieSpaghettiFN2
    @EddieSpaghettiFN2 5 місяців тому +290

    If ever a man was “taking one for the team” it’s right here, drinking 9 beers purely for public interest. Legend status unlocked 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

    • @qpruleok5798
      @qpruleok5798 5 місяців тому +6

      What you on about he gave Madri, glucose syrup and all an 8 mark not that long ago, he never mentioned glucose syrup in it then 😂😂😂 I can not stand any of those shite lagers and there additives. Craft ales, bitters, ipa, stouts for me

    • @TheRflynn
      @TheRflynn 5 місяців тому +4

      Like watching a review of nil all draws

    • @jonjames7328
      @jonjames7328 5 місяців тому

      Are you sure the UV (UVA) light traveling through the green glass of the Stella bottle gives the hops a “skunky “ taste? Thanks for your research btw.

    • @davidhathaway8271
      @davidhathaway8271 4 місяці тому

      Absolutely what a hero!
      But someone had to do it!
      Cheers

    • @peterluundgren36
      @peterluundgren36 4 місяці тому

      He ended up 'looking at the microwave on the clock' 😂

  • @analogdistortion
    @analogdistortion 5 місяців тому +153

    It's a damn shame that in most sports / lager pubs nowadays you can't even find one decent lager on tap

    • @edstar7894
      @edstar7894 5 місяців тому +1

      @analogdistortion
      Down south some ok ones fro fake ‘craft brewers’ have crept in.
      Camden lager and Beavertown Lager for example. You don’t see carling or foster for example, much at all.

    • @analogdistortion
      @analogdistortion 5 місяців тому +8

      @@edstar7894 I don't like any of the beers you've mentioned. It would just be nice if there was a decent lager on at the lager style sports pubs. They could just serve one lager from a decent Czech or German brewery.

    • @looney7022
      @looney7022 5 місяців тому +7

      I used to be a bar/cellar manager of a Scot&Newcastle pub in the mid 90s that sold Becks on draught, they bought whitbreads out and I cried when we had to change it to Kronenberg

    • @ArtyFactual_Intelligence
      @ArtyFactual_Intelligence 5 місяців тому +5

      Watch the footie at home with a bottle of Fullers Golden Pride for £3

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 5 місяців тому

      Stella is delish you're a mug

  • @madkeithpet5892
    @madkeithpet5892 5 місяців тому +97

    I used to drink Stella back in the 1970's. It was then imported by Whitbread's and had a beautifully floral smell to it and you got the occasional piece of hop in your glass from the dryhopping that they gave it in the cask. It was strong too, five pints and you probably wouldn't be making work in a fit state the next day. Nowadays it's just an OK lager.

    • @stevel9914
      @stevel9914 5 місяців тому +5

      Had a mate who worked at Whitbread as a chemist.... in the late 80's/90's he was part of a group of chemists tasked with speeding up the brewing process of stella whilst matching the taste. I wonder what chemicals they added and filtered to attempt that objective

    • @Wimpleman
      @Wimpleman 5 місяців тому +10

      They weakened the recipe and it's nowhere near as nice. I feel like the unfiltered version is more similar to old school Stella

    • @philandrews100
      @philandrews100 5 місяців тому

      When is the book coming out? I'll buy it! 🙂

    • @hewittjohn
      @hewittjohn 5 місяців тому +6

      The old 5.2% steller is still available and it’s the best. Just hard to find.

    • @albo2591
      @albo2591 4 місяці тому

      @@hewittjohnavailable where? Where have you most recently found it?

  • @TimK2646
    @TimK2646 Місяць тому +8

    I loved Tennent's Extra in my earlier years. They featured beauties on their cans as well. What a different world we lived in then. Fact: The Lager Lovelies, or 'Tennent's girls', was a marketing campaign introduced in 1965 and was used until 1993. The Tennent's cans had pictures of ladies to attract consumers. Guys, those were the times.

    • @StewartyMac
      @StewartyMac 24 дні тому +1

      The cans of Tennents with the ladies on them was just standard Tennents Lager, not Extra.

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 5 місяців тому +19

    Fosters is the only lager I’ve ever had that gave me a raging hangover off just two pints. Wasn’t even pissed, just felt genuinely ill after drinking it and woke up the next morning with a blasting headache. The whole time I was drinking it, it had this weird sensation it was “beer-flavoured soft drink” rather than actual beer, with a strong metallic tinge, as if the can had leeched into it, despite then being brand new cans straight off the shelf. Absolutely horrendous.

    • @alexfenton229
      @alexfenton229 5 місяців тому +2

      Agreed! It's the only weak lager that gives me the arse and makes me aggressive after a couple of pints 😂

    • @nicholascarrington4202
      @nicholascarrington4202 5 місяців тому +3

      I believe that some weaker beers have cogeners added. They are natural product from the brewing procee, but they're the compounds that give you the hangover. Methanol is probably the worst it breaks down into formic acid and formaldehyde(used as a preservative in such things as embalming fluid and those nice specimens you see in glass jars in museums). The darker the drink, the more cogeners.

    • @jodyswallow1008
      @jodyswallow1008 3 місяці тому

      Half a pint of Fosters kills me the next day. I avoid the stuff at all cost.

    • @Mrmallet777
      @Mrmallet777 3 місяці тому

      3.7 percent why bother

  • @mattp7136
    @mattp7136 5 місяців тому +141

    This is the equivalent to comparing different types of animal piss.

  • @neil1390
    @neil1390 5 місяців тому +307

    I offered a homeless drunk,a can of Bud Light, and he said no thanks,I don't drink that piss!

    • @noelmajers6369
      @noelmajers6369 5 місяців тому +10

      The original is hardly better (having spent a few years over there...). You know that mass brewing is in a bad place when it is brewing a shite version of a beer that was never that great to begin with. All of those reproduction beers are pretty appalling.

    • @Spiritismo_
      @Spiritismo_ 5 місяців тому +1

      Did you make that up?

    • @jezzdavis9059
      @jezzdavis9059 5 місяців тому +14

      If he was alcohol dependant, it'd be pointless. You'd want at least 7%.

    • @TheLiamMurphy
      @TheLiamMurphy 5 місяців тому +3

      It's durt!

    • @markrainford1219
      @markrainford1219 5 місяців тому +6

      @@Spiritismo_ 😂 Even down and outs have standards.

  • @arturobandini4078
    @arturobandini4078 5 місяців тому +75

    Much respect to you for drinking these cans of swill in one sitting.

  • @DamonSlater
    @DamonSlater 5 місяців тому +5

    Where can I buy non-UK brewed lagers?? And which ones would your recommend? Even Staropramen, Pravha, Peroni, CruzCampo, Asahi, they all seem to be brewed in the UK

    • @dexterbeef1132
      @dexterbeef1132 4 місяці тому +2

      Your local Polish shop usually has a range of Lagers, some of which are actually quite drinkable!

    • @albo2591
      @albo2591 4 місяці тому +1

      All of those drinks would be considered‘premium’ in a supermarket or pub but ive tried them all time and time again and i find a glass/bottle of any of them hard to finish.. they go flat and taste bad. Asahi is absolutely terrible, they advertised that hard on james may in japan then it was all over the place in England

    • @neilstorey4772
      @neilstorey4772 4 місяці тому +2

      Aldi sell some nice German larger reasonable price as well for a pint bottle

    • @brendanpells912
      @brendanpells912 4 місяці тому

      Lidl, Aldi. Just double check the label. The Twoj polish supermarket in Nottingham has a good selection of beers from central and eastern Europe.

    • @harriergr7728
      @harriergr7728 4 місяці тому +1

      I import my favourite beer (Bier) from Salzburg, it’s called Stiegl, It works out at £3.24 for a 500ml can. The downside is that you have to buy 24 cans, shame that. Austrian Food UK is where you can find it.

  • @garyhart6421
    @garyhart6421 5 місяців тому +35

    Black Label was always metallic to me.
    "What's the difference between Bud Light and sex in a canoe?
    They're both f***ing close to water."
    America even adds Sugar to their Bread.

    • @davelister2961
      @davelister2961 4 місяці тому +4

      Yep. UK white bread is c. 5g of sugar per slice, American white bread is c. 15g of sugar per slice. It's basically cake.

    • @lpatterson5005
      @lpatterson5005 3 місяці тому

      So do we

    • @goodie4340
      @goodie4340 Місяць тому

      2.6g of sugar in 100g in warburtons seeded batch load,, a slice us 45g btw.

    • @WordoftheElderGods
      @WordoftheElderGods 24 дні тому

      @@davelister2961 Source for that bullshit?

    • @WordoftheElderGods
      @WordoftheElderGods 24 дні тому

      @@goodie4340 Source?

  • @captainmeatsadventures7954
    @captainmeatsadventures7954 5 місяців тому +268

    The sad thing is Holsten Pils, Stella and even Bud used to be amazing beers when they imported them back in the late 80s and 90s

    • @gazmix589
      @gazmix589 5 місяців тому +8

      yes lamot pils & kaltenberg too

    • @Swans_And_Ducks
      @Swans_And_Ducks 5 місяців тому +24

      I remember drinking Holston Pils in the late 90s until i couldn’t walk just to get a free ‘Oooo, suits you sir” T shirt in the local boozer.

    • @stepheng8779
      @stepheng8779 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Swans_And_Ducksit's always been pi55

    • @ivanamassivedump8715
      @ivanamassivedump8715 5 місяців тому +9

      You can still get the imported Stella's here in Coventry but you have to go to an independent off licence.

    • @burlatsdemontaigne6147
      @burlatsdemontaigne6147 5 місяців тому +3

      Regular Holsten beer was very good too. Orange can. Used to see it on draught too.

  • @jokesaside9207
    @jokesaside9207 5 місяців тому +102

    It still amazes me how you walk through Tesco and see people pick up a crate of carling…. It isn’t even any cheaper!

    • @tobytroubs
      @tobytroubs 5 місяців тому +13

      The power of Marketing

    • @cactusdan94
      @cactusdan94 5 місяців тому +14

      I think what it is, is that it is just ROUTINE for some people.
      For the past 25 years they have been just grabbing a crate of carling/fosters or whatever cheap crate they have on offer at the front of the shop, they probobly dont even go down the actual beer isle.
      Alot of people who started drinking in the 70s/80s and even 90s are like it.
      What i think it is, is back then, the supermarkets didnt have the massive selections we do now. It was probobly just a a small selection of cheap lagers, then a few different ales.
      My Dad loves trying all the "craft" beers, but even to this day, he just grabs a 4 pack of boddingtons or fosters, purely out of habit.

    • @garyfowkes8794
      @garyfowkes8794 4 місяці тому +2

      Washing piss water

    • @GeorgeSmith1066
      @GeorgeSmith1066 4 місяці тому +2

      I genuinely feel sorry for those people when I see them with their precious mega-pack of Carling. I love all kinds of booze but would rather never drink anything ever again than touch that stuff. Bloody awful!

    • @apolloniusbeitsman5444
      @apolloniusbeitsman5444 4 місяці тому

      Tes cooperates

  • @petethompson3510
    @petethompson3510 5 місяців тому +158

    What do you wanna bet that after filming, he picks an argument with a neighbour or maybe a random piece of kitchen equipment.

    • @olinpaul
      @olinpaul 5 місяців тому +9

      If it's the neighbours playing that shite music he's well within his rights.

    • @petethompson3510
      @petethompson3510 5 місяців тому +4

      @@olinpaul That shite music is pretty shite

    • @truthteller99999
      @truthteller99999 5 місяців тому +7

      He'll put a vest on first.

    • @MilesRudge
      @MilesRudge 5 місяців тому

      All piss. Utter rubbish. If it's made by a major brewer and you drink it, your bonkers!

    • @SkratchersOtherWorseChannel
      @SkratchersOtherWorseChannel 5 місяців тому +1

      Can he tell the time?

  • @The_Original_Geoff_B
    @The_Original_Geoff_B 5 місяців тому +11

    As the pump in my favourite pub says - "It's lager. It tastes like lager".
    Small wonder the six hand pumps of real ale are always much busier.

    • @lpatterson5005
      @lpatterson5005 3 місяці тому +1

      Isn't real ale flat though and stronger?🤮

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 15 днів тому

      @@lpatterson5005 No. It means real ale is exactly that. Not carbonated cat-piss for people trying to grow a mustache or wean themselves off cola/IrnBru.

  • @kyle_moynihan_nyc
    @kyle_moynihan_nyc 2 місяці тому

    Thanks!

  • @andymcgrath2236
    @andymcgrath2236 5 місяців тому +117

    Here in England we are good at cider and craft beer
    Best lagers are Czech and German you don't get hang overs with them english lagers are full of chemicals
    Fosters is the worst beer ever

    • @Wimpleman
      @Wimpleman 5 місяців тому +22

      Nah, Carling is worse. Fosters last time I checked just tasted of absolutely nothing, whereas Carling abuses your taste buds.

    • @Corky341
      @Corky341 5 місяців тому +2

      I used to ger regular hangovers from 'one too many' Warsteiner, when I lived in Soest. :-)

    • @EvoraGT430
      @EvoraGT430 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Corky341 Another name for Warsteiner is of course "wobbly".

    • @arto9775
      @arto9775 5 місяців тому

      My da says that all the time about German beer, never listened to him tho lol.
      Is it actually true?

    • @Wimpleman
      @Wimpleman 5 місяців тому

      @@arto9775 only 1 way to find out!

  • @billyboy9810
    @billyboy9810 5 місяців тому +45

    It's no wonder we have so many people dying of diabetes in this country. They're all sitting there in their compression socks drinking sugar added shite and enjoying it. A great British brewed lager would be fantastic but I would still go for German lager all day long, cheers Simon, taking one for the team once again.

    • @heiltd1286
      @heiltd1286 5 місяців тому +4

      If you bothered to look there are some great British lagers. I'm astonished by the complete absence of inquisitiveness that most people exhibit.

    • @t00ty_fru1ty
      @t00ty_fru1ty 5 місяців тому +5

      Try west brewery st.mungo made in Glasgow. Set up by a German micro student then sold on, but the beer remained great. Perfect German lager! BTW draught about Scotland it is amazing and won German awards.

    • @noggintube
      @noggintube 5 місяців тому +2

      Ansbach and Hobday are worth a look for nice British Lager too. Their Kolsch style is really nice, along with Ansbacher.

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 2 місяці тому

      @@t00ty_fru1ty Aye their beer is decent..pity about the minimum price up here in Scotland tho!...

  • @GreggFellows
    @GreggFellows 5 місяців тому +79

    that looks like a line up of the usual suspects suspected of a heinous crime

  • @LibertasScotland
    @LibertasScotland Місяць тому

    Does your B&O sound system and turntable still work? My dad had that model in the 80’s and I’m assuming yours is of a similar vintage.

  • @paulf9487
    @paulf9487 4 місяці тому +11

    As Sean Lock referred to Carling, a driving beer.

  • @sdw_71
    @sdw_71 5 місяців тому +54

    A friend of mine only ever has all these crappy brands in his fridge. Whenever he offers me one I politely decline and ask for a cup of tea instead!

    • @helenloughton2418
      @helenloughton2418 5 місяців тому

      Surprised you have friends supporting that shit club

  • @gar6446
    @gar6446 5 місяців тому +55

    My pet hate is formerly premium beers that have been moved downwards to fill a role in a conglomerates portfolio or line up usually after a take over or merger.
    Lowenbräu for example.

    • @71simonforrester
      @71simonforrester 5 місяців тому +1

      Hear hear

    • @hmu05366
      @hmu05366 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂❤

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 5 місяців тому +5

      So we now have low brow Lowenbräu?

    • @71simonforrester
      @71simonforrester 5 місяців тому +2

      @@nathangamble125 That is hilarious, but unfortunately true. I loved Lowenbrau when I first started drinking beer

  • @sixtysecondsofstephens2386
    @sixtysecondsofstephens2386 5 місяців тому +127

    Frustrating when it's sold as a foreign beer when it's not.

    • @bannnnner
      @bannnnner 5 місяців тому +6

      It's called a recipe. Just like Chinese/Indian food made with British produce. Passing on fermentation processes and slightly different ingredients

    • @mattysmith83
      @mattysmith83 5 місяців тому +2

      American diners are everywhere in the UK. Should they be banned?

    • @ambrosejeremiah7869
      @ambrosejeremiah7869 5 місяців тому +2

      The customer is always .........................Bamboozled. I have the knowledge of the breweries' operations which soothes me as I drink my knockoff copy of Stella.

    • @thatladfromsheffield
      @thatladfromsheffield 5 місяців тому

      It....frustrates you?

    • @maxhaughton1964
      @maxhaughton1964 5 місяців тому +2

      @@bannnnner Well, quite, Chinese and indian food in the uk is usually nothing like the "real thing" unless you go somewhere at a higher price point

  • @martynlewis7478
    @martynlewis7478 5 місяців тому +5

    The worst example of this type of thing is Coors light with all of it advertising about being as cold as the Rockies. When it’s brewed in Burton-Upon-Trent.
    I’ve been closer to the Rockies than that beer ever has

  • @greyknightsrealm8251
    @greyknightsrealm8251 3 місяці тому +5

    I've learned something from this, which is that it's glucose syrup that causes the bad hangovers. I never knew that. I'm an ale drinker really, but very occasionally I have been known to buy a bottle of Peroni, or similar and I've almost always woken up with a headache that often lasts the whole of the next day to some degree. I've always blamed "chemicals" in these lagers, but never really knew what they were. Sat here on my third bottle of Wye Valley HPA knowing that I'll be fine in the morning and yes, the ingredients don't mention any nasty stuff.

    • @GilbertSyndrome
      @GilbertSyndrome 3 місяці тому +2

      The vast majority of hangovers are caused by dehydration.

    • @lpatterson5005
      @lpatterson5005 3 місяці тому +1

      Peroni brewed in Italy I got from lidl doesn't mention glucose syrup?

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 2 місяці тому

      Kilkenny gave me a belter of a hangover after 5 pints....so it's not just lager...I never drank that shit again...no wonder it died out,,,it was a nightmare the next day! lol

    • @chayeso1319
      @chayeso1319 23 дні тому

      @@GilbertSyndrome That's why just before bed neck a pint of water. on a average weekend night I'll drink 8 holsten pils and a bottle of jamesons I never wake up with a headache.

    • @GilbertSyndrome
      @GilbertSyndrome 23 дні тому

      @@chayeso1319 You'll need more than a pint of water after all of that! lol

  • @caeserromero3013
    @caeserromero3013 5 місяців тому +46

    Fosters only became popular in the UK due to the Barry McKenzie cartoon strip in the early 70's. They chose Fosters lager for the character as it was recognised amongst the Australians as being an absolute joke of a beer. But Brits didn't realise, started buying it in large quantities and Fosters pushed it to the limit with the successful Paul Hogan adverts in the 80's.

    • @markf3229
      @markf3229 5 місяців тому

      No one in Australia drinks that cat piss Fosters

    • @robertscriven602
      @robertscriven602 5 місяців тому +5

      Yes no one in Australia really drinks Fosters. There are so many better ones over there. And here for that matter....

    • @caeserromero3013
      @caeserromero3013 5 місяців тому +4

      @@robertscriven602 Yeah, I like VB. Used to be able to get it in Tesco but for some reason they stopped selling it more than 10 years ago....

    • @AcesH1gh
      @AcesH1gh 5 місяців тому

      Vaginal backwash ​@@caeserromero3013

    • @paulbaker9455
      @paulbaker9455 5 місяців тому

      They call it skippy piss

  • @jameskrell4392
    @jameskrell4392 5 місяців тому +103

    The things you do to enlighten the masses about Britain's rip of fake beer 😂🍺 This is wrong and should be made illegal, after all you can’t call a Cornish pasty Cornish if its made in Devon.

    • @truthteller99999
      @truthteller99999 5 місяців тому +7

      If you buy a pasty in Devon,
      you can just call it BETTER.

    • @jameskrell4392
      @jameskrell4392 5 місяців тому +2

      @@truthteller99999 You could do but I wouldn’t. I live in Devon and I can tell you the places in Cornwall where you can buy excellent pasties, well above average. From Lands End to Liskard, I can’t say the same for Devon.

    • @truthteller99999
      @truthteller99999 5 місяців тому

      @@jameskrell4392 Well, I could tell you where to buy amazing pasties in Devon, but I won't waste my time, as you've already closed your mind and don't deserve them.

    • @biscuit4259
      @biscuit4259 5 місяців тому +3

      It was when we were in the EU - there’s a directive that we participated in developing to protect regional produce.

    • @kavasir7042
      @kavasir7042 5 місяців тому +3

      @@biscuit4259 They actually removed protected status for Newcastle brown ale, then they shifted production down south to tadcaster or something and that was when we were in the EU...doesn't taste the same either.

  • @garethwilliams976
    @garethwilliams976 5 місяців тому +46

    Which is the worst is a matter of personal preference but one thing is undeniable.
    Making purchasers believe by labelling that a beer has been brewed abroad when it has not and only having a tiny note on the rear of the can denoting the true origin is deceitful and should be banned. The origin should be prominently stated on the front of the can and on the pump.

  • @Kirkee7
    @Kirkee7 2 місяці тому

    Did he get mixed up with the Carling glass and the San Miguel which was right next to Holstein PIls ?

  • @ihallsworth
    @ihallsworth 3 місяці тому +1

    Have you tried Czech Mates from Thornbridge?

  • @Twittler1
    @Twittler1 5 місяців тому +70

    Moretti was an old, high quality brewer in Italy. Heineken bought it, and the first thing they did was close Moretti’s two breweries. Ever since it’s ‘brewed’ in the Netherlands and the UK. It’s been decades since a single drop of Birra Moretti was produced in Italy.
    I like Czech lagers, but only the ones brewed in Moravia and Bohemia. I really liked Staropramen. Draught, can or bottle, all brewed in Czechia. One day, I got a few bottles, cracked open the first one, and it was disgusting. I knew immediately what the problem was - looked on the back of the bottle, and it was brewed in the UK. Thankfully, if you find it on keg, that’s still brewed in Czechia (I think). At home, Czech brewers still brew in accordance with the ‘Rheinheitsgebot’, the sadly now unenforceable German purity law.
    Holsten. I used to drink draught Holsten, the regular lager, in my local in the 1970s. It was brewed in Hamburg, and was delicious. Holsten Pils was also from Hamburg, but only available in cans or bottles, even in Hamburg! Like Carlsberg Special Brew, it was revolting, sweet and overly malty, and only drunk by those with no taste buds and determined to get pissed as fast as possible. They were both high ABV, the Carlsberg SB at around 9%, the Holsten Pils about 7%. In the pub one day, got my usual pint of Holsten, and it was horrible. I asked the cellarman about it, and he told me it was now brewed in the UK! I went back to Light and Bitter!
    Stella used to be lovely beer, I remember the ads in the 70s, extolling its slow maturation. It was six weeks! Then it disappeared for a while - I believe the brewery went bust, and it took a while for someone to take it over. It went to a big corp, and suddenly reappeared, with a strong marketing campaign. It was still 6%, but was nasty, and the premium price had gone. It now cost the same as all the other rubbish, and was brewed in the Netherlands and the pint I was drinking in the UK. It was from that time on that it started to get its horrible nickname, ‘wife-beater’.
    Not too long ago, there seemed to be an attempt to take it upmarket again to counter that name; I saw the ads extolling its long maturation time - one (1) week!!!!
    The only lagers I’ll buy on draught now in a pub are Budweiser/Buvar, Staropramen (for now), and Pilsner Urquell. Otherwise, it’s Draught Ale for me. At home, I’ll have B/B, PU, a few other imported Czech beers, beers from local Bavarian Rheinheitsgebot breweries (Augustinierbräu Helles Vollbier is a favourite), and, strangely, Carlsberg Export! I find its taste and mouth feel pleasing, with no unpleasant aftertaste. And yes, it’s brewed in the UK!!!!
    Now, if only I could find Fischer’s beer from France in the UK. That really is nice, again still brewed to Rheinheitsgebot rules by Bräurerie /Brasserie Fischer in Alsace; it’s a small family owned brewery. At least it was; I hope it’s still a thing!

    • @RS-xq6je
      @RS-xq6je 5 місяців тому +1

      Theres still beers sold that claim they are brewed in accordance with it only x4 natural ingredients i think it claims

    • @Twittler1
      @Twittler1 5 місяців тому +3

      @@RS-xq6je That’s right - water, malted barley, hops and yeast. Under that law, before it was overturned, any brew with any other ingredient(s) couldn’t be called beer in Germany without a modifier, ie; wheat beer, rice beer, etc, etc.
      Any brewer still claiming to brew in accordance with it that actually isn’t is committing a variety of consumer law offences.

    • @RS-xq6je
      @RS-xq6je 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Twittler1 interesting thanks. At the moment I really like aldi rheinbacher 4.5% (but tastes higher) £3.50 for x4 500mls the price is right and for me it tastes better than the more pricey stuff.
      Used to love Stella but it's changed so much, I liked their unfiltered version for a while but now it just doesn't taste the same. I've always been picky with my beer

    • @StraitKnopfler
      @StraitKnopfler 4 місяці тому +2

      That's interesting. I'm not saying you're wrong but I remember very distinctly there being 330ml cans of Moretti that stated they were brewed in Italy. I recall it because I used to actively seek them out. I'm not sure if they're still available, but this was about two years ago. I agree that all bottles and 440ml cans I've seen say they are brewed in the UK.
      Edit: After searching online I've found that to definitely be the case. Moretti appears to not have its own distinct breweries in Italy anymore, but it is produced in Heineken's plants in Italy. So there is still Moretti brewed in Italy, just not in Moretti breweries.

    • @Twittler1
      @Twittler1 4 місяці тому +1

      @@StraitKnopfler I think I read somewhere a while back that the Manabrea brewery may have something to do with that, but don’t hold me to it.

  • @michaelporteous3083
    @michaelporteous3083 5 місяців тому +25

    Home Bargains got Spanish brewed Mahou 4 pack 330ml bottles for £4.99 just now ,what a difference in quality compared to other UK brewed Spanish beers

    • @scottb5907
      @scottb5907 5 місяців тому +2

      Mahou is really great.

    • @MLAM168
      @MLAM168 5 місяців тому

      Victoria Malaga is much better than Mahou IMO.

    • @scottb5907
      @scottb5907 5 місяців тому

      @@MLAM168 I agree that it's better but I wouldn't say it's much better.

  • @AndrewSmith-ug8tz
    @AndrewSmith-ug8tz 5 місяців тому +46

    Thankfully, I live in Bavaria, Germany. Until the EU overturned the 500 year old German Purity law, due to EU rules on trade agreements, it was ILLEGAL to sell these fake, chemical, beers in Germany, ILLEGAL!
    The mystery to me is, why do they call it lager in the first place? no one else does, lager means store/warehouse in German.
    Beer is called bier!

    • @stuwhite2337
      @stuwhite2337 5 місяців тому +1

      I remember reading about the German beer purity laws when I was studying economics in the early 90's in the run up to the 1992 Maastricht treaty. Not one of the EU's finer moments.

    • @354sd
      @354sd 5 місяців тому

      What's the best German beer?

    • @stuwhite2337
      @stuwhite2337 5 місяців тому +2

      @@354sd if you go to Germany then beer you buy in the local bar is usually the best!

    • @gbentley8176
      @gbentley8176 5 місяців тому

      Is lager not a wagon encampment? Suppose they drank it there; hate the gassy UK rubbish.

    • @bazpearce9993
      @bazpearce9993 5 місяців тому

      I used to enjoy a can or four of Stein. I'm not sure how well it goes down there, but i remember it being tasty compared to the regular.

  • @paulhannan9739
    @paulhannan9739 5 місяців тому +8

    Fosters = "WET ... but not too bad ... the best fake International beer" 😁
    Carling = "Mucky" 🤔
    Madri = "Exactly the same as Carling" 😮
    Carlsberg = "Very sweet, very very sweet"😮
    Bud Light = "Sweet, sweet, sweet ... it's like a Haribo!" 🤕
    Stella = "Skunky!"😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
    Moretti = "Sweet, sweet, sweet, .... actually, that's not too bad" 🤔
    San Miguel = "Atrocious ... everything you don't want in a beer ... really is a horror beer" 🤢
    Holsten = "Sweet, sweet, sweet, ... like a melted Haribo!" 🤮🤮🤮
    Top class critical opinion. Much appreciated. 🤩👍

  • @Treeboar8
    @Treeboar8 4 місяці тому

    Is it hard water or the finish on the inside of the metal tanks its brewed in?

    • @Treeboar8
      @Treeboar8 4 місяці тому

      Arguably, low quality cans its sold in....also Madri is full of syrup

  • @Etalex77
    @Etalex77 5 місяців тому +91

    Guys, it's pretty easy: Just avoid any lagers under 5% and those made with maize, glucose syrup or rice. This way you'll likely be ok. It's not 100% waterproof, but a good rule of thumb.

    • @marcustankus4424
      @marcustankus4424 5 місяців тому

      Glucose syrup is the work of the devil , A USA food and drink filler to bulk it out the product as cheaply as possible .

    • @pgf289
      @pgf289 5 місяців тому

      I don't think they even have to label that though, I'm sure some of the Polish lagers (which are decent compared to the shit he's just drunk) have something like that in which adds sweetness, but you won't see it listed on the can...

    • @nickbrown6457
      @nickbrown6457 5 місяців тому +2

      What lagers are 5% and over and available in the supermarket or local shop? San Miguel, Holsten, any others? I can't think of any. I'm all in favour of stronger and nicer lager, but often can't find anything in my local shop.

    • @Etalex77
      @Etalex77 5 місяців тому

      @@nickbrown6457 Budvar, Staropramen, Tyskie, or, if you can't find those, Heineken. Tyskie and Heineken are not great beers, but are much better than any of the crap showcased in this video.

    • @digitig
      @digitig 5 місяців тому +1

      Rice can be ok if it's traditional for the brewing region - basically south and east Asia. *If* it's done well.

  • @johnbailey4618
    @johnbailey4618 5 місяців тому +55

    The whole UK lager brewers need a big shake up , and start making proper larger . Absolutely no reason why we can't have a decent home brewed larger in the uk

    • @Ken_oh545
      @Ken_oh545 5 місяців тому +2

      Who wrote this, Loadsamoney? He was always 'larging' it 😂

    • @chrish215
      @chrish215 5 місяців тому +2

      It does. But why should beer be sabotaged by tax. We have high living costs and nothing to show for it.

    • @heiltd1286
      @heiltd1286 5 місяців тому +5

      It's 'Lager' not 'Larger'. What's concerning is that people like you will be voting in the upcoming General Election.

    • @jimmymcguire8217
      @jimmymcguire8217 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@heiltd1286put that can of Stella down 😂

    • @heiltd1286
      @heiltd1286 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jimmymcguire8217 I don't drink Stella. Stella Unfiltered on occasions.

  • @MalcolmXpat
    @MalcolmXpat 5 місяців тому +34

    carling isnt 4%, they have previously been to court regarding false advertising, its closer to 3.7%. unbelievably they somehow got away without prosecution and can legally advertise it as 4%

    • @jammybizzle666
      @jammybizzle666 5 місяців тому

      It's + or - 0.5% tolerance on labelled ABV I think

    • @MalcolmXpat
      @MalcolmXpat 5 місяців тому +3

      @@jammybizzle666 Carling advertises the lager as 4% alcohol by volume (ABV) but it has been brewed at 3.7% since 2012.
      ABV was reduced in order to cut tax on Carling products, the firm said during a hearing brought by HMRC.
      According to EU laws relating to the labelling of alcohol, products are allowed an ABV tolerance of +0.5% or -0.5% on products between 1.2% and 5.5% ABV.
      Carling are cutting their ABV by over 7%. Scandalous.

    • @MrGloverLover
      @MrGloverLover 5 місяців тому

      Not true ​@@MalcolmXpat

    • @ArtyFactual_Intelligence
      @ArtyFactual_Intelligence 5 місяців тому +2

      Cats are known not to produce anything remotely comparable to 3.8%

    • @couchslouch13
      @couchslouch13 3 місяці тому

      I think most of the beers in this video are 0.5% less ABV than advertised

  • @NewsJunky1966
    @NewsJunky1966 4 місяці тому +5

    I don't particularly like lagers and prefer German wheat beers. However there's one fairly nice lager/beer that remains brewed in its country of origin, Super Bock. A Portuguese Lager Beer with 35 Consecutive Gold Medals. Its ingredients are stated as:
    Water, Barley Malt, Unmalted Cereals (Maize and Barley), Hops. Only made in Portugal and only comes in bottles.

    • @Sabhail_ar_Alba
      @Sabhail_ar_Alba 3 місяці тому

      The Portuguese Crystal beer (5.1 ABV) is also very good - Water, malted barley, un-malted cereals (maize and barley), hops

  • @jonathanr72
    @jonathanr72 Місяць тому

    When I lived in the UK during the naughties and early 2010s I recall Fosters was brewed in the Czech Republic. Is that right or is my memory faulty? Maybe I'm confusing it with Budweiser.

  • @davien8297
    @davien8297 5 місяців тому +34

    Watching you get slowly sloshed and reviewing those rubbish beers is more entertaining than watching England at the euros 😀😀
    Nice one Simon 👍🏻

  • @chrisbartram6644
    @chrisbartram6644 5 місяців тому +147

    "What's the difference between Bud Light and sex in a canoe?" "They're both f**king close to water"

    • @alanthomson1227
      @alanthomson1227 5 місяців тому +4

      Thanks to Python .

    • @stevogeezer
      @stevogeezer 5 місяців тому +2

      boom boom

    • @chollis380
      @chollis380 5 місяців тому +18

      Shouldn’t that be what’s the similarities, and not what’s the difference?

    • @thisisnotforalltosee1875
      @thisisnotforalltosee1875 5 місяців тому

      Would that sex in a canoe involve Dylan Mulvaney....?

    • @johnharley5157
      @johnharley5157 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, brewed in Mortlake - literal translation, "Dead Water" - exactly what it is...

  • @MadMarchTaffy
    @MadMarchTaffy 5 місяців тому +15

    I am convinced that there is a brewery in Burton with only one massive brewing vat and a canning line with all the Euro Fizz brands that go through it - same stuff - different cans

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 2 місяці тому

      It will be the same basic recipe with a few tweaks...P1ss taking of the highest order...try any of their dark beers...all kind of similar tasting...just diff amounts of sugar they pile on ..Hobgoblin,Bombadier,McEwans Export...all Marstons creations now....drivel!

  • @judeskii
    @judeskii 5 місяців тому +5

    First time I have found this channel. Great work. Learned so much about green bottle taste issues and Burton water . As a non UK person i do find it odd that there are no real genuine UK lagers. I used to enjoy the Guinness hophouse 13 (yes, Irish) but it seems to have disappeared off supermarket shelves. Had a lovely unique taste.

    • @-Pol-
      @-Pol- 5 місяців тому

      Yes, me too and it was friends that introduced me to it. It was popular by word of mouth and not premium priced . I wonder why it's disappeared?

    • @lukedaniels7750
      @lukedaniels7750 4 місяці тому +2

      There's plenty of genuine UK lagers. Try Lost and Grounded Keller Pils to start.

    • @ravenhandley
      @ravenhandley 4 місяці тому

      @@-Pol- still available in Ireland and NI - i was in belfast a couple of weeks ago and was delighted to see it

  • @philmahoney9736
    @philmahoney9736 3 місяці тому

    Just started watching your videos on lager/beer, I found them entertaining and informative, can you tell me where I can buy Stella Artois brewed in Belgum? I find the UK brewed Stella very disappointing.I have just bought a pack of Stella from Bargain Booze {Alc 4.6% 330ml} and the front label clearly is called 'Stella Artois Belguim La BIere Fine De Luxe, on closer inspection the rear label shows that it is brewed in UK!

  • @ratemybeer1
    @ratemybeer1 5 місяців тому +7

    Also I got to admit I drink a bit of bud light on Keg (much better than Can) to keep me sober sometimes saves me getting in too much trouble..

  • @martinroberts4391
    @martinroberts4391 5 місяців тому +26

    You missed Corona, which is now brewed in the UK. Was one of my favourite beers, I served in the royal Navy for 12 years and knew that no matter where in the world you stopped Corona would always taste the same. The flavour profile changed a few years back and that coincided with the brewing coming to the UK

    • @71simonforrester
      @71simonforrester 5 місяців тому +1

      That's rough , the original was really good at not giving you a hangover!

  • @ricolasroc5890
    @ricolasroc5890 5 місяців тому +13

    Love this video. The passion and loathing of these beers is special.

  • @jetpigeon8758
    @jetpigeon8758 3 місяці тому +6

    I have been drinking beer all my adult life, and I have tried all of the beers mentioned, and San Miguel is in my opinion the finest UK brewed Lager beer. Fosters and Carling are for non drinkers.

    • @worldofenigma1
      @worldofenigma1 2 місяці тому

      Have you tried Freedom brewery? They do some lagers I think, and brewed in the UK/England. There is also West brewery I think based in Glasgow.

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 2 місяці тому +1

      San MIg is undrinkable now....

  • @AstonColey
    @AstonColey 4 місяці тому

    Thanks for heads up. I occasionally drink Moretti and Staropramen. What lager in your opinion is best? I agree that Burton brewed beer with hard water no doubt 7 Trent full of lime make the worst beer I've tasted. What is the best lager in your opinion?

  • @ChocolateTampon
    @ChocolateTampon 5 місяців тому +76

    I once went out with a girl and her surname was Carling. Two fingers for head was accurate.

  • @nigelwatson2750
    @nigelwatson2750 5 місяців тому +12

    The guys at Maku Brewing in Finland were singing your praises, Simon. I was drinking their excellent beer all weekend at the Iskelmä music festival in Pori.

    • @holycannoli64
      @holycannoli64 5 місяців тому +1

      I wondered why this came up in my recommendations 😂
      God bless you, Nigel.

  • @noescape9923
    @noescape9923 5 місяців тому +37

    A north american hall of shame is required- budweiser, coors, canadian molson etc. All taste like sh!t.

    • @jackaubrey8614
      @jackaubrey8614 5 місяців тому +1

      Michelob (brewed in the US) used to be pretty decent - never could stand the rest.

    • @snowballsvlogs621
      @snowballsvlogs621 5 місяців тому +1

      Stella in the states at 5.6% on draft is a good beer.

    • @1977Futre
      @1977Futre 4 місяці тому

      I used to love michelob​@@jackaubrey8614

    • @jkmb5758
      @jkmb5758 4 місяці тому

      ​@@jackaubrey8614
      20 years ago, I spent 2 years in the States. I was quite fond of the Michelob Amberbock.

    • @WalesRadio
      @WalesRadio 4 місяці тому

      Americans have come to prefer sweetness in everything. Whether that is evolution or the power of advertising is a matter of debate.

  • @lovetrainsme7970
    @lovetrainsme7970 5 місяців тому

    I've been to Australia three times, all over the country and I've never come across Fosters anywhere. Anyone know where you can get it over there?

  • @stuartbuxton2546
    @stuartbuxton2546 4 місяці тому +3

    First of you videos I'e come across. \very good, I'm impressed.

  • @Circadianic
    @Circadianic 5 місяців тому +19

    Well, for me, larger is always inferior to proper ale. Having said that, I personally don’t think you’re getting the best experience out of a can anyway, should always be from a bottle! Cans always make the beer gassy and taint the flavour some what

    • @josephberrie9550
      @josephberrie9550 5 місяців тому +1

      ffs mate its lager it says it on all the cans and bottles......DUH

    • @Circadianic
      @Circadianic 5 місяців тому +2

      @@josephberrie9550 I suppose you know what your on about! I vertically don’t ! Have another can, think you’ve already had a couple !

    • @1972hermanoben
      @1972hermanoben 5 місяців тому

      Cans don’t impair a beer’s flavour any more than a keg will 😅, cans can’t leak gas but capped bottles can to a small degree. Either way, I agree there isn’t a single ‘beer’ in this test that’s really going to stand up favourably against a decent well-kept ale.

    • @mjudec
      @mjudec 5 місяців тому +1

      Odd, because cans should allow the beer to be fresher. The important thing in all cases is to pour into a glass as both cans and bottles are over carbonated to improve storage.
      I used to enjoy ale but since it went all craft and super super choppy it's been ruined for me. Proper Helles or Pilsner remains my preference, though not the crap these craft breweries wrongly label pilsner or helles.

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 2 місяці тому

      Lager is beer....it's a different style of beer that's all...like IPA Stout..etc...and anyway...you can keep your hand pulled flat warm beer....John Smiths for example is utter shite can or keg!

  • @brianwood4483
    @brianwood4483 5 місяців тому +10

    Carling was never 4.6%. It was originally 4.1%, then lowered to 4% Madri is also a totally different liquid and has none of the characteristics of Carling anyway. I do work for MolsonCoors btw.

    • @virgiltracey9130
      @virgiltracey9130 5 місяців тому

      Whatever. They’re both crap lagers.

    • @qpruleok5798
      @qpruleok5798 5 місяців тому +3

      It has shite, glucose syrup in it

    • @MrGloverLover
      @MrGloverLover 5 місяців тому +2

      Simon gets quite of lot of his facts wrong TBF

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel 5 місяців тому +10

    I've gone off larger over the years. When I'm on holiday I like it. I thought it was just me but I now realise it's because the beers I loved (1664 ) are completely different now they are UK brewed

    • @josephberrie9550
      @josephberrie9550 5 місяців тому +2

      larger what the eff is larger..is it nearly the same as LAGER

    • @albo2591
      @albo2591 4 місяці тому

      1664 has been reduced to 4.6% .. I would go for the 4x 5% pint tinnys for 6 quid simply cos it was a good deal but I wouldnt bother buying it at all now

  • @firstlast5350
    @firstlast5350 4 місяці тому +3

    I like San Miguel. I used to drink Grafenwalder when Lidl used sell it. They've dropped the ABV of kronenberg from 5 percent to 4.6! Don't think much of the others you've got.

    • @Mrmallet777
      @Mrmallet777 3 місяці тому +1

      Dropped the percentage on most of UK beers really pisses me off

    • @firstlast5350
      @firstlast5350 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Mrmallet777 Yup total bummer. McEwans champion is nice though.

    • @regantoomer6074
      @regantoomer6074 3 місяці тому +1

      Just back from France with cans of 1664 at 5.5%, also Kronenbourg cans at 7.2% and 9%. All cheaper too! Won't have to get San Miguel for a while.

    • @firstlast5350
      @firstlast5350 3 місяці тому +2

      @@regantoomer6074 Nice. Week beer is a nuisance. Don't know why we have to put up with it in the UK.

    • @worldofenigma1
      @worldofenigma1 2 місяці тому +1

      @@firstlast5350 Nanny state.

  • @mooghead
    @mooghead 4 місяці тому

    My go to from this is Holsten Pils but you dont get it on tap anywhere now. In the pub its Stella (not from a bottle)

    • @firstlast5350
      @firstlast5350 4 місяці тому

      Holsten Piss?

    • @mooghead
      @mooghead 4 місяці тому

      @@firstlast5350 That's the one!

  • @terrylalley
    @terrylalley 5 місяців тому +15

    Full bodied review. Excellent viewing. Your bravery in drinking some of that, deserves a medal.

  • @Connorthecob
    @Connorthecob 5 місяців тому +9

    So informative! You've singlehandedly changed my future drinking choices mate - subscribed! 🍻

  • @pompeyjim
    @pompeyjim 5 місяців тому +36

    Amstel for me. That dog shit was the last straw for me a few years back, and made me go looking for decent beer.

    • @heeeeeyyyyyyyyy
      @heeeeeyyyyyyyyy 5 місяців тому +10

      Amstel in the Netherlands is so much better, it’s night and day different.

    • @SlurpyDave254
      @SlurpyDave254 5 місяців тому +4

      I had Amstel in Spain...couldn't get half way down the pint, absolutely dreadful stuff

    • @TheBigMidweek1889
      @TheBigMidweek1889 5 місяців тому +3

      It's one of those things you only buy once.

    • @71simonforrester
      @71simonforrester 5 місяців тому +2

      It's always the beer available in a cheap all inclusive hotel too!

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 2 місяці тому

      yep had it in Greece years ago...only drank it first day or so...total crap...so bad the guy who owned the bar downstairs left crates of it outside at night...he knew no one would pinch it when it was warm lol...

  • @andrewward7168
    @andrewward7168 4 місяці тому

    I might be wrong but I heard that the Burton brewery was out of action and they were just using the tadcaster brewery atm?

  • @BasiltheBeardie
    @BasiltheBeardie 3 місяці тому

    Please tell me how that Stella had good carbonation?

  • @Gilberto90
    @Gilberto90 5 місяців тому +6

    I feel like part of the problem is that Burton water and Burtonised water is great for ales but for lagers it’s no good. I wonder what the composition of the water in Pilsen is like?
    I did have a can of UK Cruzcampo recently and I was surprised that I didn’t find it too bad and I felt it tasted similar enough to the original; although it’s been a few years since I had some in Spain and it wasn’t really one of my preferred beers there anyway.

  • @Tyblubearboy
    @Tyblubearboy 5 місяців тому +6

    So what beer would you choose if you had to pop to your local shop to purchase some? Obviously none of these but I'm due to pop round the shop in a bit to buy some for the footy... Probably go for 4 bottles of Unfiltered Stella

    • @justmadeit2
      @justmadeit2 5 місяців тому +3

      Get yourself some Skol lager 😀

  • @MrModamanReviews
    @MrModamanReviews 5 місяців тому +7

    I can't believe that anyone would be surprised that light, commercial lagers are on the sweet side.

  • @WhatTheFragrance
    @WhatTheFragrance 3 місяці тому

    What’s the best lager to buy in cans or bottles in the uk then?

  • @howiewilliams1329
    @howiewilliams1329 4 місяці тому +1

    Reason Burton brewed ales beer and lager taste so "sulphery" is a product called sulphursite is used to soften the water. I know this as I use to work in the manufacture of it.

    • @worldofenigma1
      @worldofenigma1 2 місяці тому

      Oh. Was going to say, it made no sense him saying he can tell it was hard water just from smelling the lager and saying it is 'sulphury'. That might make some sense now. Do they not filter the water? They could put the water through the equivalent of what is in a water filter jug and make it softer and cleaner that way. I guess it all costs money though to do that.
      I think the only water in the UK that is naturally softer is Cornwall and one other place, maybe Devon. Maybe the Lake District as well? The Cornish beers/lagers are quite nice.

  • @alexlangford6291
    @alexlangford6291 5 місяців тому +73

    I bet Simons garden hasn't got any slugs.

    • @robinho1978.
      @robinho1978. 5 місяців тому +2

      Not any live ones that’s for sure

    • @billd10001
      @billd10001 5 місяців тому +1

      @stevebrand1619 beer traps for slugs is an old method of slug Annihilation, any cheap shite beer will do

    • @davebellamy4867
      @davebellamy4867 3 місяці тому +1

      Not now anyway!😂🤣😅

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 2 місяці тому

      They will be happy slugs lol

  • @IIJOSEPHXII
    @IIJOSEPHXII 5 місяців тому +26

    My local off licence was carrying imported San Miguel and it was great. Had a really distinct flavour. I used to get a can every few days. Then one day I was drinking a can and the flavour had gone. Looked on the label and it said "Brewed in the UK"

    • @mjudec
      @mjudec 5 місяців тому +2

      To be honest, Spanish San Miguel isn't great. Best lagers here are Alhambra reserva (the green one) and estrella Galicia. Happily you can get estrella Galicia in the UK now, I believe. And it's properly imported. Spanish beers generally are quite light, so may be less well suited to UK climate where a more robust taste is wanted. German beers are great for that, but always read the label...
      I can still get proper Belgian Stella Artois and it's night and day from the horrific stuff in the UK. I live near Gibraltar so can easily sample both.

    • @georgeyboy8186
      @georgeyboy8186 5 місяців тому +1

      ⁠​⁠@@mjudecI'm going to try an estrella Galicia next time I see one thanks for the tip

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 5 місяців тому

      I found the imported San Miguel once as well

    • @1977Futre
      @1977Futre 4 місяці тому +1

      Happens all the time. Happened with Becks. Used to love it. sharp and bitter...really drinkable. Then one day nothing. Moved to UK.

    • @mjudec
      @mjudec 4 місяці тому

      @@1977Futre Becks must've been ages ago. I remember hating becks but having it one night in Berlin (back 2010) and realising it was completely different.

  • @nedseagoon5101
    @nedseagoon5101 5 місяців тому +9

    I used to love an Aussie beer in the 90s called Victoria Bitter. It came in a stubby bottle with a green label. It was quite malty. You don’t see it anywhere now.

    • @stephen1562
      @stephen1562 5 місяців тому +2

      VB Bitter a kind of cross between bitter and lager, brewed in Melbourne. Excellent stuff

    • @lesliehart
      @lesliehart 5 місяців тому +1

      absolute crap, the best is Boags or Cascade

    • @stephen1562
      @stephen1562 5 місяців тому +1

      @@lesliehart
      Thanks for your insightful comment Leslie

    • @andrewcarter1966
      @andrewcarter1966 5 місяців тому +1

      Remember drinking Victoria Bitter in OZ in stubbie bottles in the 80s. Genuine CUB beers out of Melbourne, inc Fosters, totally different to what appeared in UK. Ice cold midi glasses on drafts absolutely hit the spot.

    • @ratttttyyy
      @ratttttyyy 4 місяці тому

      @@lesliehart Aussie beer is generally pretty crap IMO. You're much better at wine.

  • @grahamstevenson1740
    @grahamstevenson1740 4 місяці тому +1

    I can remember when you could still get genuine German brewed Holsten. It used to be my favourite brew. Quite different now.

  • @andw2638
    @andw2638 4 місяці тому +1

    Some years ago a previous manager of mine told me he was planning a team-building exercise. I suggested he should ask for a tour of a local Inbev factory and put a buffet on for us afterwards. He said he would not be organising that.

  • @Jonsson474
    @Jonsson474 5 місяців тому +4

    Correction. Holsten is still brewed I Hamburg. In Altona. Altona is a Hamburg district. It’s just not brewed in the old brewery since Carlsberg bought it.

  • @stevogeezer
    @stevogeezer 5 місяців тому +15

    Cruzcampo 'Seville' ...coming at you from an industrial estate in some Godawful part of the UK - Salud mis amigos !

    • @nickvickers3486
      @nickvickers3486 5 місяців тому

      Cruzcampo has a pretty shitty rep here in Spain, although when it is 40 degrees in Andalusia a few cañas of it will go down quite well!

  • @pastyman001
    @pastyman001 5 місяців тому +13

    How is this allowed. I used to work in what was Dept of Trade & Industry Consumer Affairs policy covering origin marking. You could put a geographic place name on a product even if not from there so long as you put a corrective place & description on there so as not to mislead consumers. While I'm at it, all British Lager is absolute rubbish and not at all good for you as full of chemicals . Ale is way better.

  • @BrandinooWOW
    @BrandinooWOW 4 місяці тому

    Is San Miguel you buy in pubs on draught UK brewed too? I imagine it surely is. Because I usually like it out the keg. But I cannot stand it out the bottle or can

  • @oscarzt1652
    @oscarzt1652 4 місяці тому

    are you from Monmouthshire? just trying to place the accent

  • @PotatoPirate123
    @PotatoPirate123 5 місяців тому +7

    People are drinking Bud Light because it's far lower calorie than any other common beer and also isn't crazy alcoholic. On a sunny day in a beer garden when you're restraining yourself it's often hard to find quaffable ales around the 3.5-3.6 range, as pubs seen to think people won't drink it if it's under 5%

    • @Leon-lt5gv
      @Leon-lt5gv 5 місяців тому +2

      Your not wrong ' i like a more lower alcohol Ale ' they tend to ruin them all ' like super strong lagers tennents super 🤢🤮 IPA or even MANNS brown Ale are better 👌

    • @PotatoPirate123
      @PotatoPirate123 5 місяців тому +5

      @@Leon-lt5gv a pub I sometimes go to always has a low strength ‘proper’ beer on tap and I appreciate them for that. There are some really nice juicy ales out there under 4% and if you enjoy a pint in the week it’s a sensible option. Obviously not drinking anything at all is more sensible, but y’know.

  • @brettsimmons4459
    @brettsimmons4459 5 місяців тому +8

    Great video simon you took one for the team there mate! one other thing that we as consumers are being hoodwinked and ripped off by is also the fact that, these days most of these canned lagers are now only in 440ml cans and all used to be 500ml !

    • @albo2591
      @albo2591 4 місяці тому +1

      Smaller, weaker and more expensive

  • @donaldsheppard7489
    @donaldsheppard7489 5 місяців тому +9

    Luckily I've never had the misfortune to buy any of those lagers. I always stick to German pilsners (but avoid Becks). My local pub sells Pilsner Urquell on draught - Perfection!

    • @lemongalaxy1
      @lemongalaxy1 5 місяців тому +3

      You know Pilsener Urquell is Czech right? Brewed in Plzen. They've been swallowed up by a mega brewery so that'll undoubtedly get Burtoned soon. Budvar seems to be the only safe option now, owned by the Czech Republic and not for sale - water, hops and barley only.

    • @robertscriven602
      @robertscriven602 5 місяців тому

      ​@@lemongalaxy1pilsner Urquell is now brewed here 😥

    • @lemongalaxy1
      @lemongalaxy1 5 місяців тому

      @@robertscriven602 not according to their website. They say it is only brewed here (CZ). I doubt any UK brewery could even attempt a pale imitation of that beer, it's like nothing else.

    • @Lindsay-t2e
      @Lindsay-t2e 3 місяці тому +1

      Oh yes !!

  • @danielshirazi6636
    @danielshirazi6636 5 місяців тому

    Do you do any reviews in pubs with draft beer of is it strictly cans & bottles?

  • @oldegrunger
    @oldegrunger 3 місяці тому +1

    you can get proper imported san Miguel from Asda in the stubby cans.

  • @andrewsteer8860
    @andrewsteer8860 5 місяців тому +11

    There’s zero reason to have to buy anything like this, pretty much every supermarket these days sells at least 1 proper, German lager, even Stella unfiltered is brewed by Camden Town brewing company and is a relatively inexpensive step up from this garbage!

    • @pigknickers2975
      @pigknickers2975 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm not an expert but didn't Camden (where I live) get bought into Heineken?

    • @andrewsteer8860
      @andrewsteer8860 5 місяців тому +1

      @@pigknickers2975 they did, you’re absolutely right but they’ve sort of been left alone as I think they were already profitable. Most of their beers are still somewhat decent

  • @Jbaxter736
    @Jbaxter736 5 місяців тому +23

    hi Simon That is why I do not buy Heineken-branded products produced in Manchester. I would rather spend my money at the lights of Robinsons or Joseph Holt, or smaller local breweries in Greater Manchester and the north-west of England.

    • @markmanc-zw3td
      @markmanc-zw3td 5 місяців тому +1

      Holts bitter - bang on mate , but their lagers are good too !

    • @Jbaxter736
      @Jbaxter736 5 місяців тому +2

      @@markmanc-zw3td Yeah, correct, my friend. The lager I'll drink on draft is Joseph Holt's Diamond Premium Lager.

    • @briandawkins984
      @briandawkins984 5 місяців тому +2

      Heineken is corn syrup like- dreadful stuff. 🇨🇦

    • @markmanc-zw3td
      @markmanc-zw3td 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Jbaxter736 When I was younger, there were lots of choices of beers from smaller Gtr Mcr breweries- Boddingtons (not at Strangeways & crap now imo) Holts, Wilsons, Lees, Oldham Brewery,Hydes, Robinsons, Chesters (under Whitbread moved from Gorton to Salford) And if that wasn't enough you'd get the odd Tetleys from over the hill in Yorkshire Leeds.

    • @Jbaxter736
      @Jbaxter736 5 місяців тому +4

      @@markmanc-zw3td Samuel Smith also had quite a lot of pubs in the Salford area back then, and they were also from Yorkshire.

  • @TisPete
    @TisPete 5 місяців тому +4

    Best beer I ever had was a Bass brewed to the old Victorian recipe in The White Horse, Parsons Green decades ago. Too strong for a session beer - but absolute nectar, for the short time it was available.
    Brewed in Burton on Trent.
    I am an ales man. So I still drink dark beers in Summer in pubs that don't have gardens.
    That said I like drinking in my sunny garden in the Summer. I will drink cold beers then. Stella, which you decry, is perfectly drinkable as are the little French 250 bottles. Another huge reason is that they are very affordable when I look at the price per litre. Not my first drink but OK for a second or third.
    I am used to occasionally sending a pibt of ale back - but thats the nature of the beast. Ales have a limited life span. A decent cellar manager and good turnover is essential.
    As for foreign lagers, I have had to abandon Starpromen and Tyskie, both brewed outside the home country. I found a Polish beer called Zubr which is best before heading into a football match.
    Sorry to hear about your health issues,
    but that said you are looking well for a man of your age.
    Take care.

    • @pippin1ful
      @pippin1ful 5 місяців тому

      Worthington White Shield, or was it the Green? Aviod the dregs though!

  • @Tsamados
    @Tsamados 5 місяців тому

    I had a can of Holsten Pills a few years ago and remember it tasted like drinking baked bean juice, haven't touched the crap since.
    I recently went to a festival and really debated which beers to take with me. I wanted to get a pack of Estrella but couldn't locate it anywhere (I could only take in cans due to restrictions). In the end I went with Lost lager and Brooklyn Pilsner as Morrisons had them on offer, both were great and made up for the fact the only beer you could get at the festival was piss weak Carlsberg Export. I seriously can't believe that's now 3.4% !!
    Btw is Cruz Campo a legitimate Spanish Beer or is it the same as Madri?

  • @tubesomething
    @tubesomething 3 місяці тому

    Interesting, as I'm partial to a St. Miguel or a Birra Moretti. I wouldn't touch any of the others with a bargepole unless it's in a lager shandy in a pub that I've been forced into. I appreciate the approach to testing them all - you're a brave man!