Quotes from Disney's Hercules

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  • @ThoraxetheImpaile100
    @ThoraxetheImpaile100 11 років тому +1189

    "Aren't we forgetting one tinsy-winsy, but ever so crucial, little tiny detail? I OWN YOU!!!" Love that.

  • @kamalchadde6944
    @kamalchadde6944 9 років тому +1209

    They forgot, "This one's different. He's kind, sweet and wouldn't do anything to hurt me." "HE'S A GUY!"

    • @盧璘壽로인수
      @盧璘壽로인수 3 роки тому +30

      huge gay friend energy (because Greek myth men are #theworst)

    • @sealy1
      @sealy1 3 роки тому +1

      Lol I love that

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, in the original he basically pulled out a Kratos, that’s why he had to do the jobs

    • @kaiju2296
      @kaiju2296 3 роки тому

      Ace icon

    • @RyaKey
      @RyaKey 3 роки тому

      @@shadowspider9 Correct.

  • @iluvlost09
    @iluvlost09 15 років тому +308

    "Wanna buy a sundial?" I forgot how much I love this movie.

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  • @ZeldAry1999
    @ZeldAry1999 10 років тому +869

    "My name's megara, but my friends call me Meg, at least if they could because i don 't have any friends"
    Story of my life.

  • @queenesther09
    @queenesther09 10 років тому +239

    "Baboom. Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doin'?"
    Favorite villain EVER!!

    • @royal_kim1154
      @royal_kim1154 6 років тому +9

      Hades is my favorite villain of all time. So I'm with you :v

  • @TuckBolt
    @TuckBolt 10 років тому +686

    Indoor Plumbing. It's gonna be big.

    • @Eaglehawk4
      @Eaglehawk4 10 років тому +48

      WE KNOW!!! lol

    • @cassrobinparker9065
      @cassrobinparker9065 9 років тому +42

      I KNOW..you know, I get the concept

    • @jaegarbarlas1900
      @jaegarbarlas1900 7 років тому +5

      He's fine he is a god after all

    • @onEmEmbErstudios
      @onEmEmbErstudios 3 роки тому +5

      WE KNOW!!!!

    • @hdnimbus073
      @hdnimbus073 3 роки тому +7

      @@onEmEmbErstudios I KNOW!!!!! 😡 ...You know. I know, I got it. I got the concept. 😏

  • @mangekyo13
    @mangekyo13 3 роки тому +273

    In the German Version of 0:56 she says „Elvis is alive,don’t tell anybody” 😂

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +20

      It'l ALWAYS random dub to excel after original

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 3 роки тому +1

      @@Crazylom to be fair, the original will still hold up after a couple years. People will always know plumbing, but not Elvis.

  • @Levipaulsen
    @Levipaulsen 10 років тому +308

    "I don't know, Maybe we owe him money?" I laughed so hard at that one

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  • @reikun5387
    @reikun5387 10 років тому +354

    I'm ashamed to admit it took me a moment to get IX-I-I reference...

  • @i_am_nikolas
    @i_am_nikolas 3 роки тому +100

    In German, Hades calls her "Chicken MegNugget" instead of "Nutmeg".

  • @ladybug20hippe
    @ladybug20hippe 10 років тому +502

    my favorite disney quote ever: " I'm a Damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this, Have a nice day."

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    • @leonorcrafts9877
      @leonorcrafts9877 3 роки тому

      It’s like poetry, IT RHYMES

  • @caileanshields4545
    @caileanshields4545 9 років тому +98

    3:44 'Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever-so-crucial, little tiny detail: I OWN YOU!!!!!'

    • @royal_kim1154
      @royal_kim1154 6 років тому +10

      When your computer tells you that you don't have admin priviliges

    • @ethann4683
      @ethann4683 3 роки тому +1

      Moms when you win the argument

  • @michaellivingston6560
    @michaellivingston6560 8 років тому +136

    I remember as a kid thinking hades was such a badass

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 років тому +20

      I mean, compared to most Disney villains he is on the top, most just want basic power, long life, rule a kingdom, Hades wants to rule the cosmos and has his priorities straight, cosmos first, revenge second.

  • @letsfindthegoodvideo
    @letsfindthegoodvideo 10 років тому +247

    I think this is the most snark disney has done

    • @Allinzur
      @Allinzur 7 років тому +2

      letsfindthegoodvideo Before Frozen?

    • @MadMamluk88
      @MadMamluk88 6 років тому +37

      Until The Emperor's New Groove

  • @hzzzzz1
    @hzzzzz1 8 років тому +129

    3:08 "Somebody call 9-11" Did we all catch that?

  • @Eaglehawk4
    @Eaglehawk4 10 років тому +92

    My personal fav:
    Titans: ZEUUUUUS
    Hades: Uh guys, Olympus would be THAT way
    Titans: ...!!!! (Turns around) ZEUUUUUS

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 років тому +4

      my persona fav
      Zeus: Now watch your old man work!
      Rock Titan:Uh Oh
      Zeus: HEAAAAAAAA *throws lightning bolts*

  • @onix731992
    @onix731992 11 років тому +102

    "Someone call IXII" lol

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  • @captainhugs2188
    @captainhugs2188 10 років тому +292

    I love how the title is "Quotes from Disney's Hercules" and almost none of the quotes are from Hercules himself haha. That guy had no clever dialogue whatsoever in the entire movie. The movie is one of my all time favorites, but it's totally carried by Hades and Meg (and arguably Phil), they had the interesting character background, personality and quirky lines. Honestly, Herc strikes me more as a supporting character than the main character.

    • @GideonGleeful95
      @GideonGleeful95 10 років тому +62

      He's more of a generic nice guy that things happen to.

    • @maawile
      @maawile 10 років тому +7

      I agree. Hades and Megara fan club ! :)

    • @TheKlutz31013
      @TheKlutz31013 3 роки тому +11

      Hercules is a himbo

    • @leovictoryz
      @leovictoryz 3 роки тому +8

      Tho his story is perfect.
      Seems to be living in a wrong world. Aspires to be someone good and helpful for others. In doing so is very clumsy and irresponsible. Gets rejected. Feels he is destined to be more and wants to follow his difficult destiny. Matures and grows up. Believes that mere reputation is good enough to enter the kingdom of heaven. Proves his worthiness when no other could do and rescues the Olympus. Stands at the gates of heaven but decides to be with Meg on earth. Just beautiful. And his songs are great

    • @tijanamilenkovic3425
      @tijanamilenkovic3425 3 роки тому

      @@TheKlutz31013 Hercules is Goku of Disney

  • @Tcrumpen
    @Tcrumpen 10 років тому +79

    Should have put the thunderbolts quote in here as well "I NEED MORE THUNDERBOLTS!!"

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 років тому +4

      also Zeus: NOW WATCH YOUR OLD MAN WORK! Rock Titan: uh oh. Zeus: HEEEEEEEAAAAAAA

  • @meandsambffl
    @meandsambffl 10 років тому +59

    "Megara. My friends call me Meg, at least they would if I had any friends."

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  • @Arkangel0187
    @Arkangel0187 10 років тому +118

    and you......are wearing..... HIS...MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • @NaTeesha85
    @NaTeesha85 10 років тому +14

    I can recite every one of these just about word-for-word.
    Yeah, this was a childhood fave.

  • @bonnie7721
    @bonnie7721 10 років тому +121

    "Get your titanic rears in gear and let's go and kick some olympian butt! *gets his hair blown out* Woah is my hair out?" Hahaha James Woods made Hades awesome XD

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  • @JovianRain
    @JovianRain 10 років тому +82

    "i'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day~"
    meg you sassy little thing

  • @sorchariddick
    @sorchariddick 10 років тому +38

    "Odysseus,Perseus,Theseus, a lot of eus." is my fav

  • @sifa123456
    @sifa123456 10 років тому +36

    YOUR ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!
    Thirsty???
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • @arjeloops
    @arjeloops 11 років тому +22

    4:25 I always say it like them when I use scissors.

  • @lindseytheresamusic3882
    @lindseytheresamusic3882 10 років тому +39

    SOMEBODY CALL IX-I-I!!!!! I just got that! Lol!

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn 10 років тому +32

    I love how sassy Meg was. "I can handle this... Have a nice day!"

    • @prestonpersonal
      @prestonpersonal 3 роки тому +1

      Hey person from 7 years ago. How is the past?

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 3 роки тому +1

      @@prestonpersonal Boi I miss the past so much :(

    • @Mae4Ever
      @Mae4Ever 3 роки тому

      Who’s the cute furry girl?

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mae4Ever You mean my icon? It's just a cartoon cat I drew.

    • @Mae4Ever
      @Mae4Ever 3 роки тому

      @@TheChildofAuraReborn Looks good!

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 9 років тому +26

    They leave out one of the best lines: "We were so CLOSE! So close! We trip the finish line, why? Because our little NUT Meg has to go all noble!"

  • @bearencounter3184
    @bearencounter3184 6 років тому +11

    My favorite line is when Phil tells Hercules “I’m willing to go the distance, how about you?”

  • @schokjo8757
    @schokjo8757 3 роки тому +18

    At 2:30, Hades literally says "My chicken Meg nugget" in the German dub

  • @MegaMelodytime
    @MegaMelodytime 7 років тому +8

    man oh man, Hades has such an awesome sense of humor.

  • @kylewagoner
    @kylewagoner 10 років тому +17

    The two that stuck with me are "Aaaaanimals...Disgusting!" and every time someone asks for scissors, "What's the matter with these scisssorrrsss?"

  • @Eaglehawk4
    @Eaglehawk4 10 років тому +16

    Hermes: My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped, and they're practically at our gates!
    Zeus: Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! Go! Go!
    Hermes: Gone Babe

  • @evehavican7331
    @evehavican7331 3 роки тому +1

    this made me want to watch this movie 13 years later

  • @theworldisajojoreference8342
    @theworldisajojoreference8342 5 років тому +10

    "hey kid you wanna sundial?"
    "No... sundials are for skating! Ya dingus... it's kinda snowy."

  • @mrsfahrenheit
    @mrsfahrenheit 5 років тому +14

    Megs line right before 2:24 is soo amazing in the German translation because there she says „Oh how sweet😚... two skunks on their way to Disneyland😒“ and also Hades‘ line at 2:30 is much more cooler in Germany because he says „My chicken Meg (Mc) nugget“ 😂😂😂 amazing clever translation just sayin

  • @PaytonMcCabexx
    @PaytonMcCabexx 11 років тому +51

    And you... are wearing... HIS MERCHANDISE!?!? Ahh Hades is hilarious

    • @KeylaKeystone
      @KeylaKeystone 10 років тому +8

      He really is

    • @208disneygirl
      @208disneygirl 10 років тому +1

      Fairley I agree, I think Disney's version of him is my favorite version, he's hilarious!!! :D

    • @KeylaKeystone
      @KeylaKeystone 10 років тому +3

      I know, right? He's probably my favorite Disney villain XD

    • @PaytonMcCabexx
      @PaytonMcCabexx 10 років тому +1

      Fairley Definitely! Or one of the best disney characters :D

  • @David_Theisen
    @David_Theisen 10 років тому +11

    oh how can you forget "PAIN and PANIC REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!!" LOL and that "THERE GOES MY ULCER!!!!" LOVE that!!!! i saw this in the theater and LOVED IT since then!!! and i was in my 20s when i saw it! 42 now and it is STILL one of my favorites!!! Along with Aladdin, The Jungle Book, Lion King and probably Finding Nemo! I still haven't seen Emperor's New Groove

    • @AlphaFX-kv4ud
      @AlphaFX-kv4ud 3 роки тому

      You need to see emperors new groove that is one of the funniest movies ever made

    • @carolynshorey8684
      @carolynshorey8684 3 роки тому

      Yeah right that’s my favourite Disney film of all time.

  • @xxladybug94
    @xxladybug94 10 років тому +28

    4:15 hell froze over lol

  • @operationstratos1013
    @operationstratos1013 10 років тому +14

    4:16
    Hades: Guys, get your Titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt."
    I thought Titanic's rear IS in gear when it sank. LMOL

  • @natertatercity
    @natertatercity 10 років тому +20

    How did I never catch the IXII thing...haha!

  • @xxladybug94
    @xxladybug94 10 років тому +86

    i was surprised they said "Oh my God!" in a Disney movie lol it's usually "gosh"

    • @georgeorwell1566
      @georgeorwell1566 10 років тому +102

      It's actually "oh my gods." A little play on words with mythology.

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  • @flight6934
    @flight6934 3 роки тому +13

    “Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. Lot of eus’s.” -Phil

  • @iCannabal
    @iCannabal 11 років тому +27

    HOW DARE YOU FORGET THAT QUOTE FROM MEG!?
    "People do crazy things when they're in love."

  • @OnigiriOnion
    @OnigiriOnion 3 роки тому +1

    This video was ahead of it's time

  • @celandkaysisters5597
    @celandkaysisters5597 9 років тому +31

    "Hercules stop! You can't do this to me, you can't-" 4:33

    • @_SGamingYT
      @_SGamingYT 3 роки тому +7

      "Ha! Well okay, I deserved that"

  • @FelisTerras
    @FelisTerras 12 років тому +9

    I KNOW! YOu know! I got it! I got the concept." Hades is my all-time favourite Disney villain; he has some of the best quotes and scene throughout the entire movie. And let's face it, without him, there'd be wy too many people roaming the world.
    "We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say?" Cracks me up every time. Thank fpr putting this together, makes me want to go in search of that old VHS I got stored somewhere in the cellar.

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 Рік тому

      Fun fact: Most of Hades' lines were improvised.

  • @gianmariaroza6084
    @gianmariaroza6084 3 роки тому +8

    I know it's not directly from it, but what about "GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!!!"

  • @jasminekori
    @jasminekori 10 місяців тому +1

    One of my favorite jokes is when Phil is absolutely NOT going to train Hercules and he is ranting and says “my answer is TWO WORDS” and his arms are crossed like an “X” (like he is about to say “no way,” but then he gets electrocuted and says “O.K.” Kid me didn’t understand that he was saying no and then Zues blasted him with a lightning bolt and he changed his mind. 😂😂
    I also love all the Pain and Panic quotes, but mostly “Idk. I thought they looked kind of dashing.”
    “Somebody call IX-I-I” gets me too. Lol

  • @doodlenoodle7370
    @doodlenoodle7370 3 роки тому +3

    The animation on this movie is so damn smooth

  • @maxz.2286
    @maxz.2286 3 роки тому +7

    gottmik really murdered this reference

  • @ImperialKnight770
    @ImperialKnight770 8 років тому +6

    Meg my little flower, my little bird, my little NUT-Meg

  • @beatsdownlow103
    @beatsdownlow103 13 років тому +13

    all these evil uncles, hades, scar from lion king - disney has something against uncles lol

  • @LilMansDetritus
    @LilMansDetritus 3 роки тому +2

    I just-
    "And along came Zeus, he hurled" meme

  • @ChrisWCarlson
    @ChrisWCarlson 10 років тому +7

    "Okay, well I deserved that..."

  • @itsmetess15
    @itsmetess15 13 років тому +5

    "I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MUCH LOVE IN A ROOM SINCE NARCISSIST DISCOVERED HIMSELF!"
    XD

  • @micala.
    @micala. 11 років тому +1

    Hercules is by far my fave Disney movie.

  • @kittenhaven13
    @kittenhaven13 11 років тому +3

    Megara, Mulan, Tiana, and Merida are THE best disney princesses ever made.

  • @breadlord2855
    @breadlord2855 3 роки тому +1

    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!
    Get up on the hydra's back!

  • @FashizzleNYYSux
    @FashizzleNYYSux 10 років тому +28

    You forgot to put when Hades says to Zeus near the end after the Titans capture Zeus "Zeusy I'm Home" That's the best quote of the movie!!! And you didn't put it in the video?

  • @a3kChianie12
    @a3kChianie12 10 років тому +7

    only now do i realize that the guy at 2:47 looks like a flasher....

  • @elfinnch7613
    @elfinnch7613 5 років тому +12

    "A little dark, a little gloomy, and as always-- hey! Full of dead people what're you gonna do.."

  • @Cuirenteria
    @Cuirenteria 9 років тому +14

    The most important nowadays is "WHat ARE DOES"

  • @cxnnxli
    @cxnnxli 7 років тому +8

    Did anyone realize that Hades has most time in this video? Hades is my favorite Disney Villain because he is SO EVIL
    (I love him too) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋💋💋☺️☺️☺️😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @susanhyp
    @susanhyp 13 років тому +1

    My favourites - "Indoor plumbing..it's gonna be big" and "if is good". But I luv them all. This is a great video

  • @Orion_XR
    @Orion_XR 3 роки тому

    13 years ago and this is in my recommend, ok UA-cam your finally bringing back good stuff from before covid

  • @NickCev
    @NickCev 3 роки тому +1

    Just realized that Hades had a perfect opportunity to say “Come on, folks back home are a more lively crowd.”

  • @FelisTerras
    @FelisTerras 12 років тому +1

    Indeed; I doubt anybody else could have delivered these lines so perfectly. Woods managed to keep the balance between noblesse, ennui, self-righteousness and utter disdain. Gotta love the man; the movie would be nothing without him -or Hades, for that matter.

  • @sydneylorick7991
    @sydneylorick7991 10 років тому +8

    YOUR ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!
    Thirsty???
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • @Tadahitorii
    @Tadahitorii 3 роки тому +3

    3:29 My favourite quote

  • @noneofyourbuisness1679
    @noneofyourbuisness1679 9 років тому +28

    James Woods IS Hades, and only he can do Hades. No argument.

  • @bellamckinnon8655
    @bellamckinnon8655 3 роки тому +1

    Still love Phil's "I am retired."

  • @EmperorShaoKahn123
    @EmperorShaoKahn123 13 років тому +2

    We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.

  • @m1yay
    @m1yay 11 років тому +2

    "I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself!" -Hermes oh my GAWD! Lol!!

  • @thuymy4781
    @thuymy4781 6 років тому +3

    *WILL YOU FORGET THE HEAD SLICING THING* whenever that part comes I’d always say the same 😂

  • @plate4814
    @plate4814 3 роки тому +1

    2:47 I would have never gotten this as a child

  • @dereknicholson3322
    @dereknicholson3322 10 років тому +7

    favorite quote......... WE ARE WOOOOOORMS!!!! WORTHLESS WOOOOOOOOORMS!!!!!

  • @eneg_
    @eneg_ 3 роки тому +1

    Oh god, the moment I saw the intro I looked at the date uploaded
    UA-cam algorithm does not disappoint

  • @Zastier
    @Zastier 3 роки тому

    Recommended 13 years later. This is a new record.

  • @soulslvr9562
    @soulslvr9562 7 років тому +1

    i wanna see this movie again its been too long

  • @maawile
    @maawile 10 років тому +2

    Best. Disney. Movie. Ever.

  • @zacharybriddell98
    @zacharybriddell98 6 років тому +1

    James Woods does a fantastic job voicing animated villains, including Hades.

  • @CB-lw7ty
    @CB-lw7ty 3 роки тому

    I don't know why but the indoor plumbing line just tickles me every time, its like the "whats a motto...nothing whats a motto with you" line from the Lion King, just tickles.

  • @Doenerlikex0x
    @Doenerlikex0x 3 роки тому

    ah yes, 13 years later. Now is this videos time to shine

  • @randomidoit9605
    @randomidoit9605 3 роки тому

    I can’t wait for this “Indoor plumbing.”

  • @jodyrussell4969
    @jodyrussell4969 7 років тому +2

    Next time don't let your guard down because a pair of big googol eyes!!!!!!! Oh, she's some thing alright, A BIG PAIN IN THE PATELA, Earth to Herc come in Herc!!!!!!

  • @allisonpio1706
    @allisonpio1706 11 років тому +4

    I like anything Meg says XD

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 11 років тому +2

    "I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle it. Have a nice day." and "You know hoe men are, they think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours'"
    The two quotes which made Meg my all-time favourite Disney heroine alongside Mulan

  • @inkhed
    @inkhed 5 років тому +2

    Hades is an honest mood 🔥👌🏻

  • @theoriginalallison
    @theoriginalallison 13 років тому +4

    aw you missed pegasus's facial expressions and "that's it im moving to sparta!" but awesome video it took me years to figure out they were saying IXII i thought it was like isii

  • @SJ_RANKS
    @SJ_RANKS 5 років тому +2

    0:36 I loved Zeus and I think rip torn was the best version of the character
    RIP Rip Torn 1931-2019

  • @FortunAdlaich
    @FortunAdlaich 3 роки тому

    I love how this movie is animated

  • @talentedpigeon3296
    @talentedpigeon3296 3 роки тому +1

    For powerful witches you'd think they'd invest in another eyeball or two

  • @claudiasequeira9649
    @claudiasequeira9649 9 років тому +4

    how did they forget meg's leg scene? xD its priceless dahell people ahah ^^

  • @mknox2809
    @mknox2809 6 років тому +1

    Hades is my most favorite character in Disney movies

  • @crewkid52
    @crewkid52 12 років тому +1

    One of the main reasons why Hades is awesome is because he's voiced by James Woods

  • @vickyisemonger4937
    @vickyisemonger4937 11 років тому

    That's really good I love the quotes u chose

  • @Fanofgaara100
    @Fanofgaara100 11 років тому +1

    "Eh, guys? Olympus, would be that way" I waited for that.