Vince McMahon is the villain of an R-rated reboot of the Care Bears that escaped from the realm of fiction. Why else would he hate tag team wrestling so much? The power of friendship is actual poison to him.
Royal Rumble 2005 is automatically on the list. Vince walking down to the ring, absolutely fuming, fails to get into the ring, tears both quads and sits in the ring looking embarrassed. Absolutely brilliant! 😂
I sincerely hope Vince donates his brains to science, because there isn't any other way to try and explain the madness manifested into existence, that is Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
Honestly, I don't think medical science accepts damaged goods, but maybe they could donate it to a high school science class, say it's a pigs brain? That might work.
@@theredheadrevolution4156 I think donating brains to science was what brought about the connection between head injuries like playing american football + repeated headphones with chairs and headbutts with CTE later in life through brain scans.
3:25 Anyone remember how Titus was originally suspended for *60* days? Then someone pointed out how the company looked bad for recently suspending a wrestler driving drunk for less time.
It gets even worse when you realize they recently didn't even suspend someone for drunk driving and instead gave them a title run *cough* Jimmy Uso *cough*
Anyone remember that Titus was almost fired and it took Triple H and Jamie Noble pointing out how bad that would play during black history month to see it was a bad idea
The royal rumble 05 one is even funnier to me after having heard what happened after the show. Edge told the story of how after the show wrapped up, they told everyone to stay out of the hallways so vince could attempt to walk back to his limo to be taken to the hospital. It bears repeating, he tried to walk to a limo after busting both quads. Its insane. That and I'll always remember a shoot interview segment where a bunch of wrestlers watched that moment and gave their reaction and Kevin nash just said "such a rotten feeling, one is enough" before laughing his ass off.
Seems like a bad idea, but someone once told you it was actually exhilarating & a once in a lifetime opportunity. For the first 3 seconds it actually seems quite interesting - everything is very new. Then you get too confident, make a minor miscalculation and the nightmare begins. Whatever happens next you're walking away a changed man, with more scars than you thought possible, no self confidence and a violent fear of sneezing...
“…unless you can…do so!” This has to be one of the best comedic channels ever. Timing and wit is next level. I love wrestling but not as much as most people but these are too good. 🙏🏽
5:23 The moment he gets criticised or questioned in any way is when the psychopath Vince really is comes out. He's spent so long in a bubble where people have to do and agree with everything he says or else lose their jobs that in the rare times he gets out into the real world with people who don't blindly obey him he can't handle it.
Honestly, I’d have to think part of the reason is him acting his gimmick of being some loony, evil boss. Only thing is that he shouldn’t be pulling this stuff in these kinds of interviews.
One of my favourite kayfabe Vince Losing His Mind moments was the series of promos in very early-2002 building up to announcing the return of the nWo; the ""LETHAL DOSE OF POISON" segments where he's alone in his office ranting to his mirror. Brilliantly-deranged stuff, and even got recreated almost perfectly in _WWE Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth_ to boot!
Genuinely, the most wonderful, terrible man I have ever has the displeasure tp have not known personally. I swear to Christ, his madness is a result of the atomic bomb, dropped just two weeks before he was born.
06:52 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Christopher Daniels was on the WWE roster in 1998? I knew he was on Shotgun Saturday Night, but I saw more of Jimmy Cicero than I saw of him.
He was the original choice for the Higher Power. At least, he was, until Vince saw him in the robe and thought "Nope. Too small. No one's gonna believe this.".
Vince in real interviews has a very similar energy to *_Tom Cruise_* in real interviews - Both of them just have a really volatile air of "This man could lose it at any moment and start eating people" about them.
@@TabbyLavalamp Undertaker said in his documentary that for people wondering what Vince is like in real life, just imagine his on-screen character turned up to 11. So... very accurate. LOL
I was there for the F-bomb when the show was in Detroit. I thought I misheard Vice when he dropped it, and everyone around me was in shock and confirmed it. Vince is crazy lol
First ever Blampied list I listened to was about Vinnie Mac. I enjoyed this just as much. Blampied truly is the master of his craft, and Vince truly is mad.
I'd seen the Vince/quads clip so many time before I realised that his quads go because he slams his kneecaps/lower thighs right on the edge of the ring.
This may be improper, but the best part of the real sports interview is after Vince is asked if the WWF or Vince is in any way culpable for the deaths of wrestlers, and him responding with "well, why don't you ask yourself that question?"
No 8. You can't blame Vince for losing it when some idiot discharges as firearm near his face, what was that person thinking having a loaded weapon on a TV show! I think everyone would have had a similar reaction.
If David Lynch and Nicolas Cage had a baby and that baby grow up on Steroids, cocaine, and red bull and gave it millions of dollars. That baby would be Vince McMahon. He's so mad that the Joker looks under his bed for out of fear of Vince McMahon.
The thing I remember about the Titus/Vince incident was at Titus was suspended for 90 days before being reduced to 30, because I guess someone went to bat for him inside the company.
You dont understand it, its long term booking vince hiring and releasing stars, having outbursts at anybody, making mad decision just is Kayfabe to build him as the biggest heel in the entire world only for Reigns to beat him up in the year 2040 for the biggest pop in ALL OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
Regarding the 2005 Royal Rumble moment - I thought he blew one quad getting into the ring but then his second quad while leaving because he refused any help or support
I think low-key it might have to be *That* moment with Booker and Cena... And the whole dorag McMahon bit. Midlife crisis McMahon was clearly an uncomfortable one
“Vince lost his cool so much that he fired his own legs” 😂💀
I howled
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.
bro i died at that
Adam is the most underappreciated comic on the planet.
Literally laughing like a mad man in the break room at work from that.. people are staring but I don't care
Vince McMahon is the villain of an R-rated reboot of the Care Bears that escaped from the realm of fiction. Why else would he hate tag team wrestling so much? The power of friendship is actual poison to him.
That would explain why he's so obsessed with ending relationships and people backstabbing each other.
That actually explains so much
Oddly specific but deeply felt lol
Now that’s creative
In the words of Jr during his match against HBK
"A man who's so devoid of human kindness" 😂
Royal Rumble 2005 is automatically on the list. Vince walking down to the ring, absolutely fuming, fails to get into the ring, tears both quads and sits in the ring looking embarrassed. Absolutely brilliant! 😂
I will never forget how Edge explained in a interview about the situation after he was eliminated
Kevin Nash: is it possible to learn this power?
@@kmversion1 in Palpatine's voice: not from TNA
Don't forget that he continued the tirade. Seated.
@@TheSoulGage It was hysterical.
Vince is a once in a lifetime character both inside and outside the ring
Perfect description!!
@@FungiRy91 Yes and no.
“A million grandpas screaming out in madness and never being silenced” is brilliant. It really is.
I'm partial to "the Donald's favorite demon"
I'm kinda partial to "wicked panto chicken."
"right into his fight-or-flight response and Vince has no flight response" is a line just as insane as Vince himself
Vince McMahon is probably the Biggest and most influential Heel of All Time in Pro Wrestling business....
@Awesome Sauce Add Eric Bischoff. He was the first heel authority figure and pushed Vince to be better.
@@num1Jaysta and of course Vinnyru
Yep
He's a heel in real-life as well with all the 'budget cuts' and stuff that made fans go "now what was all that for?!".
@@spongeyspikes09 Russo was a joke. He was only trying too hard.
“Vince, never change. Unless you can, in which case... Do so”. 😂
I sincerely hope Vince donates his brains to science, because there isn't any other way to try and explain the madness manifested into existence, that is Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
Honestly, I don't think medical science accepts damaged goods, but maybe they could donate it to a high school science class, say it's a pigs brain? That might work.
@@theredheadrevolution4156 I think donating brains to science was what brought about the connection between head injuries like playing american football + repeated headphones with chairs and headbutts with CTE later in life through brain scans.
He'd have a new name though. Abby Normal
@@SamsarasArt "YOU GAVE ME AN ABNORMAL BRAIN???"
'Quadruple HBK'
Possibly the most clever thing I've heard in months.
3:25 Anyone remember how Titus was originally suspended for *60* days? Then someone pointed out how the company looked bad for recently suspending a wrestler driving drunk for less time.
It gets even worse when you realize they recently didn't even suspend someone for drunk driving and instead gave them a title run *cough* Jimmy Uso *cough*
@@BmanTheChamp Yes, that's a failure of leadership.
Anyone remember that Titus was almost fired and it took Triple H and Jamie Noble pointing out how bad that would play during black history month to see it was a bad idea
Also during black history month lmao
@@LestatandBerial I didn't know it was during black history month.
He's not a man, he's a living caricature.
Remember when Vince got Rick Rolled on TV?
His shoot old man confusion was endearing
"Never change, unless you can, then do so........" YEP! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vince firing his own legs is so ridiculous as a phrase you could believe that only Vince would do it 😂😂
was expecting a massive moan from Adam after the Keith Lee release honestly.
Honestly, was probably recorded before it happened. Look forward to it on the next list or Sunday news though
“Which triggered Vince’s fight or flight response, and Vince has no flight response”
Ah yes, that time Vince's quads were future endeavored.
I think him releasing countless amazing superstars is a crazy moment.
Which one cause there's been a couple of them recently.
@@Ruben-to9yk As I said, countless.
I dont know. They need to release them..
Raiding the indies is crazier. This was a result of that.
Let’s not forget Vince fired Paul London for smiling at him
To be fair, he wasn't supposed to be cheery there.
The royal rumble 05 one is even funnier to me after having heard what happened after the show. Edge told the story of how after the show wrapped up, they told everyone to stay out of the hallways so vince could attempt to walk back to his limo to be taken to the hospital. It bears repeating, he tried to walk to a limo after busting both quads. Its insane.
That and I'll always remember a shoot interview segment where a bunch of wrestlers watched that moment and gave their reaction and Kevin nash just said "such a rotten feeling, one is enough" before laughing his ass off.
That shoot interview was the Botches one from Kayfabe Commentaries. You can really feel it when Nash talks about blowing out a quad.
@@glenndallas7171 yup, that's the one. You can tell he still vividly remembers how shitty it feels just from his tone.
How ironic that Adam makes a list completely about Vince during the same week Vince fired his husband Keith Lee
“Vince lost his cool so much that he fired his own legs” that was awesome
Always great to see a new list from Blampied. I’d probably watch a list of top 10 elbow pads if PFK ever made one
I think it was once described to me that working for Vince was like ‘putting your knob in a hornet’s nest.’
Seems like a bad idea, but someone once told you it was actually exhilarating & a once in a lifetime opportunity. For the first 3 seconds it actually seems quite interesting - everything is very new. Then you get too confident, make a minor miscalculation and the nightmare begins. Whatever happens next you're walking away a changed man, with more scars than you thought possible, no self confidence and a violent fear of sneezing...
Already knew Vince and Titus would be on this list.
“…unless you can…do so!” This has to be one of the best comedic channels ever. Timing and wit is next level. I love wrestling but not as much as most people but these are too good. 🙏🏽
Vince hates tag teams so much because he PROFOUNDLY hates unions
5:23 The moment he gets criticised or questioned in any way is when the psychopath Vince really is comes out. He's spent so long in a bubble where people have to do and agree with everything he says or else lose their jobs that in the rare times he gets out into the real world with people who don't blindly obey him he can't handle it.
Why does Vince always gets unnecessarily angry in interviews 😂
Because he’s a malignant narcissist bully that can’t take accountability for anything.
@@Barfbagdontsag Yup.
Narcissistic people HATE getting called out for being overbearing dicks.
Because he's an insane 76 year old narcissistic manchild
Honestly, I’d have to think part of the reason is him acting his gimmick of being some loony, evil boss. Only thing is that he shouldn’t be pulling this stuff in these kinds of interviews.
Roid rage
One of my favourite kayfabe Vince Losing His Mind moments was the series of promos in very early-2002 building up to announcing the return of the nWo; the ""LETHAL DOSE OF POISON" segments where he's alone in his office ranting to his mirror. Brilliantly-deranged stuff, and even got recreated almost perfectly in _WWE Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth_ to boot!
"Fired his own legs" best quote ever
I already know Adams gonna put the 2005 royal rumble
Genuinely, the most wonderful, terrible man I have ever has the displeasure tp have not known personally. I swear to Christ, his madness is a result of the atomic bomb, dropped just two weeks before he was born.
"He's gonna puke! HE'S GONNA PUKE!"
LMAO! This intro to Vince was everything!
Quadruple HBK may be the best nickname of DX I have ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂
06:52 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Christopher Daniels was on the WWE roster in 1998? I knew he was on Shotgun Saturday Night, but I saw more of Jimmy Cicero than I saw of him.
He was the original choice for the Higher Power. At least, he was, until Vince saw him in the robe and thought "Nope. Too small. No one's gonna believe this.".
Greatest intro ever. I’ll follow you anywhere Adam.
Vince in real interviews has a very similar energy to *_Tom Cruise_* in real interviews - Both of them just have a really volatile air of "This man could lose it at any moment and start eating people" about them.
Sometimes, I think Vince was a great heel because it was real him being on TV and not just character.
Bingo
He's usually playing himself turned down to 10.
@@TabbyLavalamp LMAO Great joke!... Also true. Lol
@@TabbyLavalamp Undertaker said in his documentary that for people wondering what Vince is like in real life, just imagine his on-screen character turned up to 11. So... very accurate. LOL
I was there for the F-bomb when the show was in Detroit. I thought I misheard Vice when he dropped it, and everyone around me was in shock and confirmed it. Vince is crazy lol
This list has to be one of the best Adam has ever written. Hands down.
10:33 Haha wtf... I just popped so hard on "When Vince lost his cool so much that he fired his own legs"!!!! 💀💀💀
Never laughed so fookin hard before. Vince blowing his legs out legit hurt my ribs. Ive been wondering why he sat during that MY ENTIRE LIFE
That story's been told a thousand times before and this is the first time you've heard about it?
Came into this expecting Rumble '05 somewhere as that's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the title of the video
Anyone here after Vince literally shitting on someone’s head….guess the trish thing isn’t to far off who he really is
"the Donald's favourite demon" made me LOL XD
"the moment when Vince lost his cool so much, he fired both his legs" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
First ever Blampied list I listened to was about Vinnie Mac. I enjoyed this just as much. Blampied truly is the master of his craft, and Vince truly is mad.
Man. Adam’s really trying to get some aggression out for that Keith Lee firing, huh?
That roast of Vince in the beginning was just perfect
I'd seen the Vince/quads clip so many time before I realised that his quads go because he slams his kneecaps/lower thighs right on the edge of the ring.
Why did he think he could do that for the first time while being angry?
Doesn't he blow one out doing that, and the other one trying to stand?
@@glenndallas7171 yeah
Always thought vinnie mac was insane, this just confirms it
That simple tug on Vince's arm by Titus got him suspended for 60 days never mind 30 and that was a punishment Vince had to be talked down to
I might be wrong but I remember hearing that he almost fired Titus and had to be talked out of it by Triple H.
Vince: *being a prick in his interviews
MJF: "Write that down, write that down"
07:20 pretty sure I'm adding that to my vocabulary moving forward, what a boss move
This may be improper, but the best part of the real sports interview is after Vince is asked if the WWF or Vince is in any way culpable for the deaths of wrestlers, and him responding with "well, why don't you ask yourself that question?"
No 8. You can't blame Vince for losing it when some idiot discharges as firearm near his face, what was that person thinking having a loaded weapon on a TV show! I think everyone would have had a similar reaction.
Well after the Alec Baldwin situation atm you can fully understand at least he’s somewhat understanding
@@Mpritchard1995 You mean the Hannah Gutierrez-Reed situation.....
@@Steelmage99 new evidence says otherwise. Alec dun gon did it yeehaw
@@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583 Excuse me....?
When Vince noticed Linda at WrestleMania X7. The look on the old man's face was pure entertainment.
"You... BITCH."
You forgot the one with him and Roman backstage where he got blocked by headphone wires
The craziest thing about R.R 2005 is that after that he tried to walk back to his limo without help
I know at least one time he lost his 💩 off camera…
As the prophecy foretold, 8am (EST) has arrived, and we have been blessed.
We all know Vince is fifty shades of insanity. The latest edition of the DSM wouldn't be able to diagnose him. I just appreciate the Joey Diaz shout.
If David Lynch and Nicolas Cage had a baby and that baby grow up on Steroids, cocaine, and red bull and gave it millions of dollars. That baby would be Vince McMahon. He's so mad that the Joker looks under his bed for out of fear of Vince McMahon.
The first 40 seconds are ART.
This is every billionaire, and every person trying to become one. Super charming and self depreciating on camera, one mistake, and their mask slips.
I have never heard a more accurate description of Vincent Kennedy McMahon then the intro of this video
Vince is the reason why Tony Khan being polite and cheerful on interviews is an amazing thing instead of, yknow, standard from a PR standpoint.
The thing I remember about the Titus/Vince incident was at Titus was suspended for 90 days before being reduced to 30, because I guess someone went to bat for him inside the company.
Craziest moment of Vince that is very recent is all the firings.
Not just one, but BOTH. That will always be hilarious 😂
You dont understand it, its long term booking vince hiring and releasing stars, having outbursts at anybody, making mad decision just is Kayfabe to build him as the biggest heel in the entire world only for Reigns to beat him up in the year 2040 for the biggest pop in ALL OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
Since 2001, we’ve been exposed to a bored and depressed old man’s vision of what wrestling should be. Thank god for AEW.
No human may ever too Vince. Good, bad or indifferent 😂
Vince will demand he gets introduced as you did here in the beginning.
A terrifying thought. What if Vince had ‘one bad day’
Oh my god, I love Alan Partridge!
"On THAT BOMBSHELL...!"
Regarding the 2005 Royal Rumble moment - I thought he blew one quad getting into the ring but then his second quad while leaving because he refused any help or support
I thought he blew one sliding in then the other trying to stand up too fast
Wasn’t it Road Dogg that said asshole to Brock after throwing the belt? I always thought that didn’t sound like vinces voice
No it was Vince. You can tell by that voice
He fired his own legs 🤣
Forgiving lesner really vince you earn my respect
Such a nice man😶😶😶
LOL Vince looks like JR Ewing with the cowboy hat LOL
It might just be because I've had a bit of the devils lettuce but that fired his own legs line cracked me the hell up.
The last couple of seconds made me laugh so hard
Imagine his condition of he'd know proper PG booking......
The David Schultz one is hilarious. Hidden gem
I knew the Rumble would be up there. Still one of the top funniest Vince moments ever 😂😂😂
There's too much to say about Vince McMahon. The intro isn't long enough!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tuesday Night Titans was the first thing I started watching on the Network. It was great fun!
The world's less convincing alien 👽
The Joey Diaz reference earned a like from me. Good one, Adam lol
That intro was legendary 😂😂
Bring back Adam's Pipe Bombe!
0:08 A walk John Cleese would be proud of, for Monty Pythons Ministry of Silly Walks
0:10 'McMahon 3:16 says I just pissed my pants'
Respect for the ‘Mad Flavour’ bit ❤️
Only one who rivals Vince in terms of being absolute batshit crazy is Ric flair
Not a crazy moment but definitely a wtf moment. When he called Shane quote “the product of my semen” The look Shane gave his dad was priceless
I think low-key it might have to be *That* moment with Booker and Cena... And the whole dorag McMahon bit. Midlife crisis McMahon was clearly an uncomfortable one