The Jschlatt Episode. | The Yard
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This week, the boys are joined by Jschlatt! The boys discuss the Enumclaw incident, the brain-eating amoeba and how Schlatt made Ludwig. (Episode 90)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:44 - jschlatt!
00:01:14 - welcome back to the yard!
00:02:13 - the story of mr hands
00:03:55 - ludwig changed
00:04:32 - GamerSupps
00:05:40 - slime snorts some gamersupps
00:07:17 - daily debate win
00:08:32 - the yard crack pipe shot
00:11:24 - did you know ludwig can make banana bread?
00:12:36 - sponsor schlop
00:13:40 - welcome back to the yard! (ep 100 this time)
00:15:49 - slime comes up with a flavour
00:17:34 - schlatts podcast tour around LA
00:18:40 - Native!
00:21:00 - you look good...
00:21:30 - ludwig has a friend who dresses him
00:24:20 - ludwig introduces schlatt to his friend
00:26:51 - schlatt has a similar friend
00:29:19 - schlatt starts to cry :(
00:29:50 - slime apologises
00:30:29 - schlatts finance tracking app
00:31:40 - texas brain-eating amoeba
00:33:54 - schlatts first impression of ludwig
00:37:11 - schlatt shows his networth
00:38:05 - what if schlatt & ludwig didn't know each other
00:39:55 - schlatt got gold star stickers
00:41:10 - talking about 2001
00:42:47 - the end of the yard
00:43:35 - schlatts new podcast
00:45:50 - mintmobile
00:47:44 - the monkey statue
00:49:45 - schlatt is miserable
00:51:32 - schlatt's streak is broken on his new podcast
00:55:46 - logical fallacy larry
00:57:15 - slime is HR
00:58:10 - twink death
00:59:20 - first time nick & aiden met schlatt
01:00:42 - the king decree's
01:01:01 - slime & schlatt's love or host
01:02:00 - slime's youtube ideas
01:04:04 - forklift certification
01:04:46 - schlatt's views gender breakdown
01:06:01 - if schlatt worked at mogul moves, what would his job be?
01:06:50 - schlatt's previous job
01:10:53 - Bisect Hosting!
01:11:40 - we started a patreon minecraft server thanks to Bisect Hosting!
01:14:04 - schlatts mcdonalds order
01:15:53 - the nipple hypothetical
01:21:00 - slime's time in italy
01:22:40 - romulus vs squid game
01:23:30 - the yard pageant
01:24:20 - have kids seen more REAL trees or MINECRAFT trees?
01:26:22 - blood boys
01:28:00 - how many fingers would you chop off if you got $10,000 and x10 for each one?
01:30:33 - the slime-isms are spreading
01:34:18 - thanks for watching!
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Awful experience
Yo I'm early
Schlatt
🤣🤣
Yo what app do you get your number from
Good to know
I cannot get over the fact that schlatt is 23 while lud is 27 💀
That is crazy fr
junior high mf with a senior high mf
The chops add a few years. In a good way but adds em none the less.
I deadass thought schlatt was like 35 and it really confused me as to why he was so popular with zoomers. It makes way more sense now
AINT NO WAY
It is actually so fucked up that schlatt is younger than all of them
and looks fucking huge sitting there besides them, same with Ted
@@bluerazor7049 i thought you were 7'9
@@bluerazor7049 why are you telling me that big boy
The shot of Aiden presenting the crack pipe to schlatt is the funniest fucking thing ive seen of this podcast lmao
the look on nicks face as he gestures towards Aiden holding it is hilarious
The fact that not one of them even realize it's not a crack pipe is what got me. LOL
Jcum
@@pamalamadingdongablesome people aren’t fortunate enough to have experienced crack
@@pamalamadingdongableI mean you COULD smoke crack out of an “oil burner” but…you’d scorch it and we don’t waste our crack over here
Thinking about an actual yard live audience is haunting. The amount of cringe emanating from that room would be thick enough to cut with a knife
Thanks slime jr
And Aiden would be the half of it
@@Darth337 be nice
You are the yard live audience, at least you're self aware
@@onoderarintaro5179 Fine a quarter
Proud to say I am in the 12-15% of women who listen to the podcast. Also I think Aiden is mother
Mavin gamin
Aiden is so mother for how well he pulls off a crown
he’s so mother
I am women and I support this opinion 💜
Women agree aiden is mother
Live Ludwig Reaction is an incredible addition to the podcast, seeing him giggling uncomfortably while they talk about 9/11 is extremely funny
The yard feels like a experiment to see how much one can get away with while still getting ads
Yep. That is pretty much what it is.
Cumtown and old PKA push it even harder, im convinced the sponsors just don't even know what they're sponsoring
@@jaysonking9497Well in the case of cumtown most of the sponsors were either for dick pills, gambling sites, or kratom/delta 8. I think those types of companies just don’t care lol
The Yard boys yoinking a local homeless man off the LA streets, dubbing him “Jschlatt”, feeding him crack and gamer supps has to be the most deep cut bit they’ve ever conceived
This comment has no replies (except for this one pointing this out) because it is perfect!
@@normanmai7865I heavily disagree with this now false notion.
They're barely into the episode and already talking about Mr Hands, this is exactly what I've been waiting for.
Yes the Mr hands saga continues
glad i saw this comment, time to pop in the headphones
Currently living Idaho but previously lived in Enumclaw for 5 years I love this shit
@@sdhjsjana72js thats fun
@@sdhjsjana72js proof?
The way jschlatt seemed actually amused to be on the yard rather than fear& speaks volumes
ong, i feel like there was just too many people and they all wanna put a word in kinda
that fear& ep was a fucking mess honestly
I loved the fear& episode. I thought it was pretty funny
Fear& can be good but that episode was a mess of too many people and mid topics
Could it also be cause it's so easy to cause drama on fear and jachlatt is to funny for their viewers
jschlatt doing the hunger games whistle while everyones holding up the scout salute and no one even acknowledging it is so genuinely fucking funny
glad to see aiden still very much mothering while also being the crack king
Humor works beautifully together. Jschlatt is also an absolute menace living based on a single notification at the end of the day LMAOO
bruh imagine having that on, must be one hell of a motivator i think
@@enzoarweq4525 fr it’s obv a joke but also true to whatever level xD
Lol
Love how Slime suggested Mr Beast to eat a tire for a video but get Shlatt a forklift certification, truly the most unpredictable person on this podcast
Nick saying “don’t talk to them” when Schlatt addresses us, the audience, made me laugh
8:39 I just KNOW Schlatt was not expecting Crowned King Aiden to be holding a forreal forreal "love rose" lmao, that was gold
The fact that Slime stopped after he said something horrible and even he knew it was too far is by far one of the funniest things ever
I think I know the part but time stamp to be sure?
Time stamp?
+1 time stamp
i assume they mean 01:05:49
Its beautiful how schlatt knows all of the Respawn Bits by heart and can bring them up anytime. The nipple bit being one of them
Bro I bet he knows all the eps not just the bits by heart, his memory astounds me
That's all I could think when watching this. Clearly a more enjoyable atmosphere for him.
slime being an HR nightmare the entirety of the podcast is incredible
Live Ludwig reaction should be a permanent thing for unhinged segments he tries to stay out of
damn lmao schlatt really did not want to be on fear&. like watching a whole different person on this pod
Yeah honestly I think they were just running their bits too long and not showing the guests enough love. I think the only reason we heard a lot from Ted was bc he's so outgoing
yeah it was just too many people wanting to talk about too many different things, and he just didnt care about any of it. there were a lot of people here too but the difference is that they actually attempted to include schlatt in the discussions instead of just talking about random shit and waiting for him to chime in
Ong they literally did not let him speak over there
It's also nice that he's not mixed to a lower volume than the hosts here
@@Sunnyismyusername yeah this, i like everyone on fear & but imo they need to work things out if they be bringing 2 guests
This was a really funny episode. I dont even think Schlatt had particularly good chemistry with the boiz, but everyone was just especially witty for this one.
Exactly. Schlatt's presence had the boys at the top of their game
"It's a tonal language" is one of the best inside jokes the 3 picked up and ludwig dropped
Love at 57:13 where you can see Aiden briefly trying to go for a "Let's see Thicc Allen's card" but he can't get through it
im glad one person knew what i was going for
@@MasterCalvin45 don't worry brother you are seen, you are heard, thoughts and prayers etc etc
This is the first episode with a male guest who was never asked if they were cut
Ludwig in the pea coat is giving mother
aimen in anything is also mother
Speaking of brain-eating amoeba, one time I was at this pond and there were literally like 7 different signs scattered around different points surrounding the pond that all very clearly said DO NOT SWIM IN THIS POND. THERE ARE AMOEBA THAT CAN KILL YOU IF YOU GET WATER IN YOUR NOSE. And there was a family with 4 kids that all looked between the ages of 5-8 and all the kids were swimming in the pond
I was choking when slime and nick were cracking jokes when ludwig is telling this story about a good friend he made that was hilarious
This is what I imagine the Mad Hatter's table to be like. An insane surreal discussion going on forever.
slime and schlatt are electric. They should make a podcast together
Ikr, when I saw them together briefly on the lud roast, I can tell slime and schlatt have something together
You know it’ll be a good podcast when schlatt starts bawling
as someone who found ludwig because of jeopardy with schlatt, schlatt spitting facts
same
The lads doubling down on all the weird shit schlatt keeps throwing out there is fucking hilarious. Only second to his reaction
I like how when scrubbing through the most replayed parts, the part about 2001 is just a big plateau compared to its surrounding parts.
this clap track is truly solidifying the yard as the sitcom that it is
Slime has this weird ability to make every episode of The Yard feel like a fever dream. If I had to explain this podcast to other people I don't think I could. It's insane. There's nothing like this podcast.
Greatful that Schlatt is around to keep the jokes and hypotheticals from Machinima Inbox alive.
brings a smile to my face to see people experience it for the first time
Chuckle sandwich and the yard would be the greatest crossover episode of all time
I scroll through the bookmarks and the first thing I see is "the Story of Mr. Hands", this is going to be a good episode.
24:55 I cannot get over how "Schlatt" whistles the hunger games tune, very similarly to the noises he made back in 1999
I have never had a more heartwarming experience than hearing Schlatt whip out a Machinima Respawn Inbox bit OTHER THAN the unlimited bacon one, and on The Yard no less. @TheMrSark would be proud.
I'm obsessed with how common the 2 plain McChicken/2 plain burger + sweet beverage combo is for guys. Where are my 20 piece nugget and fry girls at?
McNuggets go hard
maybe I'm just weird, but I always go for the 10 piece meal and an oreo mcflurry
In the "Ludwig introduces schlatt to his friend" section, imagine how funny it would have been if when ludwig pulled out his phone to show schlatt the picture he just showed him a picture of tony the tiger with a massive drippy mmhmm I literally paused and said a prayer hoping it would happen
The fact that Schlatt is younger than Karl is crazy
I'm surprised to see that Jschlagg still has his kneecaps even though he's currently in the same state as his Ted Nivison
slime is 10 years older than schlatt but there's something about them that just makes it seem like they grew up together and have been brothers in arms for years. they probably went to war together.
nick saying actual horses and not just women from washington is top.
nick poppin' off on this episode and I just started it LOL
Yes! Been waiting for this episode for so long, your guys humor goes together so well
as someone from washington, mr hands was like the real urban legend when i was in elementary school, people would talk about him like the boogeyman or something 💀
They really shlept on this collab for a while, glad the big guy finally showed up
My absolute favorite moment was when Ludwig said Schlatt was drinking the Gamersupps weird and he just said "I own the company."
i love the live ludwig react cam. he was so uncomfortable lmao
The introduction was great!! Loved all the sound effects!
Aimen is perpetually on a try not to laugh challenge overlay in his peripheral
THE MUCH ANTCIPATED JSCHLATT EPISODE!!! NEVER FAILS TO DISSAPOINT 🔥🔥🔥
1:25:15 Aiden makes one of the best jokes of the ep and gets ignored.
Im really sorry, but could you please explain the joke?
@@aceum609 Basically there's a common joke debate which is "What is there more in the world, doors or wheels", and because it was a topic in the similar spirit he joked by comparing it to the wheels/doors debate
@@Firestxr ah ty
Kinda mid joke actually
@@aceum609you had to be there
was not expecting fedmyster to catch a stray (a very deserved one though) cause i havent thought about that overgrown fratboy in years. the resounding laughter at him having a tv in the back with just his name on it was so fucking good lmfaoo
This ep. sold me on this. So funny. Might even join the patreon to see the extendo cut.
Gj Schlatt! Helpin out ludwin again
Nick's "two in the think" joke was the most scientifically crafted joke I've ever heard. Legendary wit
I started watching this podcast cuz Schlatt said he’d come on it after losing to Ludwig in spy party. Glad to see my reason for watching showed up 100 episodes in (happy 100th episode boys 🎉).
actually ep 90 tho
@@rektangulus 🤓
@@looneylex_ 😭
I think we need the live Ludwig reaction for every podcast
The hypothetical nipples is easily the most outrageous and hilarious bit they've ever done.
The wait was worth it It. This is one of the best episodes yet.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving a forklift
Ngl i started watching the yard when wine about it went on a break and I don't regret it. Easily my second fav podcast rn.
I love this new Jschlatt podcast. He's got so many now. Lol. It's weird that this isn't called episode 1, though. Maybe it's like a Star Wars thing and we'll get a prequel or 2 later. Who knows? Great new podcast from Schlatt. I can't wait for more.
The big man returns for business, ya love to see it.
surprised with the lack of cut or uncut question
Man the yard is for some reason the only video/podcast that i can rewatch also i have bad memory so that can also add to it but still stands 😂
Having a man to talk about life at sunset seems so hard. Missing that in my life
Great episode guys, you somehow make it better and better
First episode of The Yard I watch and they’re playing around with a crack pipe. I love this show already. And that point about Ludvig making banana bread he’s perfectly valid for it, banana bread is top tier
The absolute chaos of this episode is beyond words. Love it
old ludbud, havent watched much lud lately other than big things the last 2 years, but last few months been watching stuff and glad to see everyones favorite MR HANDS on the pod.
As one of the very few forklift certified that uses heavy equipment every day I do actually think it would be funny to watch lud fumble trying to use and screw around on heavy equipment
The beginning of this pod is especially funny to me because I also work at Boeing and live near Enumclaw
Only episode where I've ever skipped the sponsor section just so I can get back to watching more. Good stuff this week
I love the live Lud reaction to his career getting capped by his friends 😃
10/10 best ep so far.
Slime's semiconductor line got me. thank you slime.
I never comment on things but just wanted to say thanks for making my week a little better. Look forward to every episode. Wish ya'll the best
Big fan of the machinima inbox bits, they always hit
it’s crazy how often I revisit this episode
something about Schlatt's voice just soothes me
truly has a very pleasant timbre
the crossover we've all been waiting for
I have been waiting for this for a min! About time big guy ha thanks
I don't get to watch the yard much but I've listened to every episode and recently restarted from the beginning. This podcast is absolutely fantastic. Glad I saw this on my way home and got to see the Crack pipe lmao
Oh hey the jschlatt collab is here, gonna listen to this on my way to work
you know that the podcast is good when the clip that they use as the "coming up on this episode of" clip happens MINUTES into the actual episode
I love this episode of the Bad Melee Podcast. I hope Hugs comes through again.
the nipple hypothetical 01:15:53 fucking murdered me
First thought in my mind, the yard is a brand risk and I don't even know If raid Shadow legends would even sponser them. But as a viewer / casual enjoyed they are entertaining. I'm fully entertained by these 5 guys.
The video we've been waiting for
The live reaction bit was something else you can see it in his expression hes already seeing 'the yard canceled' headlines in his head.
He will conquer this channel like he did Lugwigs
We shall see. Currently, it's completely dominated by Trash Taste.
I am 2 minutes into the video this is my favorite yard episode already.
The fentynal quip at 13:22 had me rolling
can’t believe all slime needed to break edge was to be near schlatt for about 6 minutes