Old School Vietnam Era Safety Brief
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“Well sarge I’m colored and the TVs are black and white, I didn’t think you’d be able to see me!”
couldn't stop laughing after that tbh
B... BUT SARGE?
Lol
The Looinrims I was scrolling through the comments and reached this rights as he said it.
The Looinrims I’m that 1k like 😎
I didn't think you would see me because the tv is black and white 😅
I lost it at that part lol
bigby wolf that shit had me dying
Literally one of the funniest thing's I've ever heard XD
Good fucking point
I lost it at that part. That soldier is an idiot.
“Drugs are bad don’t be doing that shit”
Wiser words have never been said
Who da fuk just said a safety brief has wise words in it 😂 shit on your nose it’s so brown
Doobies are not drugs they flowers
Gr33n N1ck so are poppies
@@gr33nn1ck7 Yeah, natural does not equal safe. Opium is natural, and easier on the body than smoking weed, but has a huge addictive potential. Mushrooms are a very safe natural hallucinogen, but Datura, another natural hallucinogen will have you delerious for days, unable to distinguish reality from the hallucinations (delusions) unlike mushrooms or LSD, and could kill you through vasoconstriction or heart arrythmia. Just because weed is a very safe, non-addictive drug, does not make it any less of a drug. Be smart.
Well what kills me don’t do drugs but drink alcohol safe and responsibly. Alcohol is a drug!
“Wah g’wan Sarg...” as someone with Jamaican parents I can’t help but to die here 😂
Hell yeah you already know 🤣🤣
Please explain the joke i dont understand it
Not crack, not yet. About 10-15 years from now. 😂
Markevious Lipscomb 🤣🤣🤣
He knows the future?
So he already knew we lost.
That’s Ronald Reagan
@@c.galindo9639 What about him?
Hey now no fucking and ducking or conceiving and leaving
TV static and #2 pencil shavings 😂 😂 😂 keep grinding bro.
Had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣
God bless faucet water lmao
Indeed
TV static is some nasty tasting shit!
You forgot this, "If the tree talks, run"
69 likes nice
If the tree talk?
🤔
Invader Zim - The joke was about how
most Veitcong hid in the trees and bushes
You know we do not run, we stand Our ground and fight the enemy till the mission is accomplished, one more thing, the U.S. Military lost 85k troops in Vietnam, and the NVA lost 850k, so the U.S. Military won the war regardless. we still killed more of those sons of Bitches in that peace of shit country....
Mia Mc - 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪
"Im used to the water tasting like TV static and No. 2 pencil shavings!" 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
I have no idea what TV static is supposed to taste like.
@@JnEricsonx Did you have a CRT T.V. as a kid? If not, you won't, Haha.
@@KoboldLich I had a CRT TV, but I still don't get the static joke, but oh well.
@@JnEricsonx have you ever rolled over on your face while you was on a trampoline and you felt static on your lips that left a weird taste in your mouth? If so it taste the same.. I feel weird almost ashamed for knowing what tv static taste like..
I never had the tv but I know
Already know this going to be funny before I watch the video.
Same 😂
The thumbnail writes itself.
Duh. You should have known when you saw who uploaded it.
@@seanoconnor5730 Yup.
I click like before watching the video 😄
"ASS EATING CRISIS!!" Sir, U have made my day with that one!!😆😆
Lady J it is a crisis 🤣🤣🤣
@@techwood16 DAMN!! I wonder what recovery is like..🤔🤔🤔🤔
#WOKE
I fucking lost it
Don’t call him SIR. He worked for a living!
@@nmartin5551 😂😂😂
Am I the only one who has never served, but absolutely loves Yusha and Angry Cop's videos? haha
@@joeylawn36111nope less yusha equals comedy?
You've just praised nope then. If you gonna hate on another channel better do it right. Shithead.
@@joeylawn36111 okay thanks for clarifying ✌️
I never served, but I am an Air Force brat and can appreciate and understand military humor.
My dad’s last C.O. was a HUGE asshole. Drove my dad quite literally to the nuthouse out of stress. I used to tell my dad that he should try not to let things bother him because the universe had shined on him and granted him the best joke ever. My pops was like “What do you mean?”
“Your CO’s name is Major Daily. Major Dick Daily.”
Both me and my dad: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@Dakarn Hahaha!
I’ve never served but I’m an Army brat. My Dad would have loved this stuff. Watching makes me think of him, kinda like a Clint western. Carry on, Staff!
I wonder how many "white only" and "black only" signs were switched back in the day LOL😂😂👌
Alot of that actually I heard story's from my uncles
@@yakamarezlife Wouldn't be surprised that some were just taken off altogether. People pretty much gave up on that shit in Nam. Vietnam vets talk about how the color of skin doesn't matter as long as he isn't firing at you. War changes everything including the minds of the soldiers. However, resentment of the Vietcong were extreme between all races in the American troops. All colors united against them (for real, horror stories of what they did to the Vietnamese in some units were crazy. Same thing the Vietcong did, but us being America. That shit is fucked.) Hell, even by the end of war the soldiers started attacking each other based on race, ideology's, beards (yes, fuckin beards.), living standards, and much more. Shit went out of hand fast. Sucks Vietnam is still fucked, because religious people are killed, and there there are "re-education camps" . By that, I mean concentration camps.
😂💀
Monkofpo and the fact that segregation like the signs was already gone by the late 60s depending on the year it is if it’s mid 60s then it shoot be just getting into effect
James Kratos777 I always asked in history class: What if you weren’t black or white or were mixed?
A couple of my personal favorite one-sentence safety briefs:
"If you come across anything suspicious this weekend, don't eat, drink, smoke, buy, fuck, or marry it."
"Do not add to or subtract from the world's population."
"This weekend, have protected sex, drive, and drink, but if you do more than one of those things at any given time, you're wrong."
"Don't do stupid shit."
"If [most religious soldier/cadet in the company] won't do it, you shouldn't do it; If [most debauched soldier/cadet in company] wouldn't do it, definitely don't do it; If my ex-girlfriend wouldn't do it and you still would, then you have daddy issues."
"If it looks like shit and it smells like shit, it is shit, so don't be the dumbass who steps in it."
"Don't drive drunk and wrap it before you slap it."
And an honorable mention for my old Master Sergeant, "Obey all state and federal laws."
"You all got some good ass water"
Lmao
"purified angel tears" im dead🤣
Weird Pot taste like purified angel tears....🤣
got that fiji goin
My water be tasting like TV static and Pencil shavings Lmaoooo
"Sarge, ma water taste like buffalo p*ss!" " That's cause ya' didn't make curfew, an' dat's what it be, muthaf*c*er!" Got his DEET bottle goin', gotta fill it so it don't slosh. Charlie's got good ears. -too much,man
“Well Serg I’m cOLorEd... and the TVs are black and white, so I didn’t think you’d be able to see me” 😂🤦🏾♂️ this fool
Billy Da Squid 😂😂😂😂
I'm colored and the TVs are in black and white I didn't think you be able to see me. Had me dying
"Did you ever have Black Syphilis, sarnt?" Dead😂😂
*HOLY SHIT!*
my father did
Is that shit real (black syphilis) or is it a military myth!
@Hammerschlägen M it wasn't a joke he actually got syphilis when he was in Vietnam.
@@jayfishandshoot7147 it's legit....
Where the different types of NCOs videos at?
Check A Combat Veteran’s account out
"TV static and #2 pencil shavings"
Had a teacher in high school who loved this old 1950's water fountain he acquired and installed in his class. Shit tasted JUST like blood (copper lines) and TV static lol
"Ronald Regan? The actor?? Who's gonna be vice president? Jerry-Lee Lewis?"
Purified angel tears, tv static & #2 pencil shavings, burn worse than black syphilis......🤣🤣
Showed this to my Vietnam era dad. He said yup and told stories about the one guy in the barrics who beat all attempts to discover his where he hid the weed. Thanks for getting yet another great army story from my dad🤣🤣🤣
"Wah Gwan SARRGEEE" Yo Im deaddddd lmao
bnr32rbpower what did he mean by that >.
@@cosmicaurelius1150 whats going on sarge
"Concievin and leavin" you know I'm stealing that.
I prefer "skeeting and retreating"
Sippin that water like its patron
Dead!!😆😆😆
😂😂😂
Always a good day when this man puts a video out.
Even a Vietnam era Sergeant would know better than to flag the entire room with a rifle. Probably.
I know right lol
That's part of the joke. Its a _safety brief_
My grandpa was in the Navy and would sell weed on the ship XD
They had to use something to deal with the stress. He was the squad´s pharmacist.
@@ferna2294 Don't get me wrong I'm all for smoking weed. Matter of fact I just finished 3/4 I brought to Alabama 😂 but in the military I can't stand it. Drinking neither. Pisses me off. Boats need to be on high alert, no time for latency. You deal with the stress after you come home whether it damages your mind or not. Priority is keeping home safe and squad mates alive. Maybe Im just made more for the Marines 😂
@@ashtonpadilla5269 go eat some crayons dork
@@Yes-zh2io I don't have any left
RangerScorpio RAC lol
When I saw him in my Notification I clicked with the quickness.
With the quippness
He said thats “Ronald Reagan” 😂😂😂😂😂
Danni Sapp
Reminds me of that old Time magazine cover that shows Trump and says “future president?”
I believe the correct nomenclature would be: Ronald Ray Guns..
Dear yusha Thomas thanks for the video I love watching them and I just left my recruiter I am officially able to join us army every time I got nervous I watch your vids and they help me to relax thank you again sir keep up the great content
Wah gwaan sarge😂😂😂🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🌴🌴🌴
It’s funny because us ROTC cadets are still getting Vietnam era gear🤷🏼♂️
Bruh wdym? The cadets I see have the latest fatigues, I imagine the same goes for the PT clothes too. What's Vietnam era you're getting?
Drew Cassibry haha
TYFYS
@@thespectator5259 bruh so why was Trump spending so much cash on the military if they are going to end up with old Vietnam gear?!?
I remember my dad telling me about these safety briefs. Cracked me up then and cracked me up now lol
It’s December 24th 2019, the music finally makes sense.
@Denis It's Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies
You're channel is one of the BEST!! Makes me wish I wouldn't have f'd up my spot in the 82ND Infantry. Keep it coming my man. All The Way!!
How he throw that cigarette like that 😂
Old NCO/Vet trick
Kung Fu grip.
Conscription angst. Being forced into service turns men into superhumans. Ask Russia.
Hell yeah, you know its gonna be a good day when a new YT video drops
It's about time you were back!
"you got some good-ass water!"
Do a south korea deplyment vid. :) soju, drinky girls, kimche, etc
That’s not what Korea is about at all
@@foster5188 I'm headed there in a January, what should I expect?
@@definitelynotjiraiya5063 Complete video game culture, games like League of legends/overwatch are equivalent to the NFL/NBA here in the US. transportation is really convenient you cant have a car unless youre an E7 but thats because you dont need one because of how easy it is to travel with trains and subways everywhere, also has the best internet in the world by a longshot but thats basically it in a nutshell man imagine NYC everywhere and technology is king
Been there Kusan 90- 91. Good times
@@foster5188 Not completely true but close considering im in sk rn
*Being in the Army and Marine Corps without joining infantry is like sleeping with a girl and all you do is cuddle*
88m are the real badasses
@@brandonbraden4014 Today there is the advent of a new individual ... The momback/STADT specialist.
But isn't it safer not to be in infantry? Like Intelligence or being a Medic offers much more career opportunities in the future all the while being safer?
Being in infantry just means you get PTSD, your legs blown off and you're now homeless
Changing the signs around had me rolling. Love your channel, Sarge.
Hey Yusha, You da MAN! You brought back old memories. I'm still laughing. Thanks. Just subscribed.
"Well I'm colored and the tv's are black and white, so I didn't think you'd be able to see me"
This single line is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. I laughed so damn hard XD
Edit: this video earned my sub. I've seen so many of your videos that I thought I already had subbed, but I guess I hadn't
Purified angel tears...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...but sarge
Thank you for making this! You provided a lot of valuable materials for my novel!
This is great. I hope you do more episodes!
That child support joke will never get old you just had to throw it in there 😂😂😂😂
Why that cigarette slap him so hard😂
Cause this is 1970s Sarge, the basedgod Sargeant. He is too powerful. This is Full metal jacket era, man's kinfolk were still whopping each other's asses at the treeline, not to mention cigarettes contained lead back then which made them heavier.
DI can slap you with the air and the sunlight cigarette was just handy at the time for him XD
Dude... I had a SFC that would do briefs like this when I was in the 82nd. I laughed my butt off, thank you!!! So funny
OMG thanks that made my day! I was literally crying. 🤣😂
Remember Private , trees talk vietnamese dont trust them ...
I swear your Vietnam content is your best 😂
Yusha! As a survivor of the ole skol Army and the new skol Army, you shit's tighter than Virgin Mary's...well you know.
They say, " a joke is 2/3 the truth". Every vid you produce is 100% accurate from delivery to content. Which means, any vet who experience a safety briefing, laughter louder.
Good job, Big Sarge!
Getting ready to go into the Navy so I'm taking notes via his videos.
Yess !!! 😂😂😂 i just got done taking my math this just made my nerves calm down
All I gotta say is,
Beards need to come back to regulations!
I know right , i grew one quick af after my dd214
Maldus Alver how tho
In the Canadian Armed Forces beards are allowed as long as they're not shaggy hipster beards.
Segregation was actually banned in 1964, and while the war started well before that, most of the fighting didn’t happen until afterwards, with the Gulf of Tonkin Incident and the start of the draft happening in the same year.
The Christmas music fits so well.
My dude back lol
Wow That’s one of the older jackets I have one of the “newer” ones The name is green and black as well as the “U.S Army” It’s from my grandpa He was a Specialist Five SP5
If hes still around thank him for his service for me please
Bruh, this episode you killed it.
Some of your best work
“Kill stick” lol
i paused my Netflix show cus ik this gon be hilarious😂
Happy Veterans Day keep them coming!! Video as always is hilarious 😂
This might be the best video I've watched.
"Y'all got some good ass water here!" 😂
Never clicked on a video faster in my life
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Yes!!! Finally did a saftey Brief...keep em coming Brother!
This video is straight FIRE. Faith has been (temporarily) restored in my NCOs.
There's a rise of sexual harassment complaints Lmao I Died!!!
I literally just got outa Basic man I am so happy
Yusha THOMAS never disappoints!!!! He’s hilarious
im glad I found tis channel. I was almost dumb enough to join the military. Love the content, keep it up!
That shit us funny. Retired SFC here......also. Army humor is awesome.
“That water taste like tv static and number two pencil shavings”
Im a Brit and that was brilliant. Nice one!!!!
omg he nailed the 1960s blaccent brilliantly 2:29
"What gawn sarge?" 🇯🇲 lmao respect ✌
Leaving for basic soon, I be finished just in time for your next video!
Dont do it fam !!!!!!!!! The pros dont outweight the cons
@@akasha.tushet9645 Too late, 11x. Got a 14 week vacation
@@myboyecho627 sorry my young brotha. The amount of bs you finna have to deal is unreal. I'm still in on my 4th year, and the bs still havent stopped
@@myboyecho627 your life is gonna suck for the next 4 to 6 years.
#hooah
That Christmas music in the background is awesome
This was great, and please do some more of those " smoke you for anything" vids!
Bro you gotta role these out faster. I can’t get enough of them
First Vietmamese to watch this video!
I needed this laugh! THANK YOU 😭😭😭
The “fuck trophies” bit had me rollin 😂😂😂
Yet another hilarious video brought to US You Tube Nation viewers, courtesy of Staff Sergeant Yushua Thomas.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🗽⚔️😆
Straight comedy 😭😂
"Well, that's easy! That's an M16a1." Not sure why, but that line really got me. Maybe it was because he sounded so pleased with himself.
A new yusha thomas video hell yes
Gotta say it - ass eating crisis is funniest shit I've heard all day.
Completely inaccurate there was no safety brief lol
You are correct, sir. You got the word at morning formation, after lunch and or the formation at 1630. The Gunny or CO might stop for a minute and yell at you, but not a sit down safety meeting.
Actual safety brief ~ Shoot everyone who has a gun, and their eyes ain't round.
@@michaellefort6128 were you in Vietnam?
@@NGMonocrom I'm Cambodian. So I can infiltrate G.I base.
can you just laugh
Dude!! You’re too funny 😂 🤣🤣
I had one of those, Sgt Woolery. Badass Vietnam vet who played a 12 string guitar. He never told anyone to do anything that he never had, the ultimate troop/leader.
0:42 "I'm used ta mai sh*t tastin like TV static and number 2 pencil shavings!" 😂😂😂Lmao
LOL. "how many of you muhfuckas was drafted?"
“Well Sergeant, I’m colored, and the tv screens are black and white so I didn’t think you’d be able to see me”
Love this channel
I was given the "new and improved" M-16. Chrome barrel, shorter rounds, buffer, etc. It jammed on the third round.