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Best Safety Brief EVER!! Pt 1
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- Опубліковано 23 лис 2022
- CSM chose a group of Lieutenants to give this week's safety brief and this ONE stole the show from beginning til the end with this one!!🤣😂🤣 #Army #SafetyBrief #TheWeekend #AssertDominance
This man’s like I’m sick and tired of being called at 3 am for some stupid shit 😂
Y’all hang in there kitten you got until sunrise
We will escort you from the station by dawn at least Private.
I couldn't tell if he was serious or just kidding LOL!!
Yeah I the Marines it was a drug test at the medical office or outside the barracks
@@I_Am_Chief_Tit’s serious my brother is in the reserves. My dad was 1st SFOD, and my grandpa was a ranger during the Vietnam war. Trust me😂
Protect your meat:
Money
Energy
Attention
Time
Everything a women will take from you.
Shit had me dying
Rubber 😳
right 😂
13,14,15,16 Beat your meat without resisting
@@kanem28 discipline*
COACH GANG
Best safety brief I’ve ever heard from my 1SG:
1) Don’t take from the population
2) Don’t add to the population
3) If you end up in jail, don’t call me
I was told the same thing by my high school teacher.
Bro it’s hilarious I went to a military school and on every Friday when we had leave this was the company “safety brief” 😂🤣 top also added “and if you do end up in jail ur battle better be in there too” 😂🤣
Damn plt sgt would always say just don't add to the population and don't subtract to from it.
That's amazing 👏
Definitely More to it than that!🤣😂
Simpler times before smartphones.
Nah bro before I got out them fucking safety briefs just got longer and longer
Bam.
My first time celebrating remembrance day, I remember a bunch of master corporals grabbed us new guys out and into this tiny room. Handed us all a flask and just sat there looking all serious for a second. Then one sergeant comes in and says "alright, so you're all new shits? Right, follow us, we'll show you how to drink. Don't drive, have fun, and if you get into a fight, take off your nametape and do us proud"
Right nothing stupid in the uniform sir
I find that last part oddly amusing
That’s the way to do it lmao 🤣
We used to say. If you get into a fight - make sure you win or don’t come back! (Brit army vet)
I've heard something similar! 'If you are out with your battle buddies and yall get into a fight yall better win
Lovely
EXACTLY ASSERT DOMINANCE.....CLAP OR GET CLAPPED...and i do mean cheecks
🤣😂🤣
Navy has entered the cell.
Busten' Dem Cheekths😮
In the Navy,we'd have preLiberty briefs before we were cut loose to leave the ship in a new port.
One day,I heard our new Division Officer,a freshly commissioned Ensign(O-1) say to the Chief(E-7) "Chief,the men certainly paid attention during the LIberty Brief.They took lots of notes & even asked for exact addresses & names to ensure that they didn't stray into the No Go Zones"
I miss this, one of my Favorits was "Recon the Bunker before you charge it" to many got rodded out, HaHa. My 1Sgt always said if you go to jail all of you better be in there. "Scouts Out"
W@iT Wh@T????
Had to tell my Soldiers, “No drinking and driving, no sippin and cruisin”… I had a couple smart asses in the formation
We can lead and guide but cant control!! Its thier choice to make at the end of the day!🤷🏾♂️
@@I_Am_Chief_T absolutely! 💯%
This is the most fort hood thing I've ever heard
He forgot one. Listen to the boys when you've had a few drinks and don't chase that chick
Every safety brief I've ever had ends with assert dominance and it's always the best part
“Not to piggy back off what captain just said but “ …
What you hear 45 minutes before you’re released .
If you find yourself in the mp station assert dominance they love issuing out ucmj charges
🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
No we don’t. We try to cut soldiers slack but some soldiers don’t appreciate that. You’d rather be in our hands than civvie police.
Don’t add to the population.
Don’t subtract from the population.
Don’t end up in the hospital, the newspaper, or jail.
If you do end up in jail, assert dominance quickly.
Ours always went something like
If you get into a fight make sure you win
One of my favorite..."dont ride bareback"
Every safety brief I’ve ever had: Don’t drink and drive but if you do, you better be good at it. Don’t beat your wife, don’t beat your kid, don’t beat your dog. If you go to jail, assert dominance quickly and don’t fucking call me.
Nice. I like it. He speaks the truth.
Ahhhh cav scouts. Such a precious bunch.
I've had formation safety briefs like this, they're grand👌🤣🤣
My Capt. once told us, “ don’t do drugs, and if you do, make sure you do all of them”
Definitely National Gaurd😭😭
Good old Ft. Hood sometimes I miss those days sometimes I don't. 4th-ID, 1/8 CAV 2000-2006
18 years in the Army. True statements.
“Don’t drink and drive… don’t don’t do drugs… and don’t f*** men… F*** outta my face…”
GySgt Bullard
My PL once walked into the room, didn't say a word then showed the most disgusting pictures of STDs then walked out without saying a word. We were all tracking lol
This exact speach has been said by every CO for the past 25 years
There are two types of drunks. Too drunk to drive, and too drunk to be driven.
Watching this all i thought was "geezuskrist im so glad im out"
don't add or subtract from the population, have a good weekend ladies and gents
Here is reason 57 out of 100 why I didn’t reenlist, grown ass people treated like teenagers because of that one guy who will definitely get DUI on weekend😂 .
And lets be honest, atleast in the army, there are some DUMB ASS M'Fers.
Some of the stuff privates did while on a 3 or 4 day weekend..........
“Boys. Don’t beat your wives, don’t beat your dogs, don’t beat your kids. Don’t drink and drive. Wrap it and if she’s ugly, wrap it twice. And if you fight, you better fuckin win”
This is what our sgts always told us no joke
Don’t add to the population, don’t subtract from the population. Don’t end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail. If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
Beau chapeau. On s'ennuie de l'époque des cowboys et de la chasse au peau rouge.
It’s the best when my sgt makes the new guys make a whole PowerPoint presentation for the weekend safety brief 😂
"FORGET WOMEN AND ACQUIRE CURRENCY!"
I recognize fort hood. That place is a nightmare
We all have different experiences. I can say alot has changed🤷🏾♂️
I always tell my Marines dont add to the population don’t subtract from the population 😂
Good ole Friday briefs lol
That was a safety brief sounded like a cheerleading peptalk
🤣😂🤣😂
Bro, that's every safety brief😂
This is literally every safety briefing ever
Noooooo thats my old unit 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Real talk 🤣🤣
My weekend safety brief I always give: Don't drink and drive, if you're under age don't drink, don't unlawfully or unitentionally add to or subtract from the population, stay out of jail, the hospital, and the news.
Stay out of trouble. Don’t drink and drive, don’t drive and drink. Don’t add or subtract to the population. If you get into a fight, you better win
He right though 😂❤
Yes because in Killeen Texas you have to drink to have a good time
Theres plenty to do without alcohol in Killeen. Ppl just need to explore new things
@@I_Am_Chief_T I know I was just being sarcastic. LOL
Stay out of the News, Jail, And the hospital.
If you wind up in jail; Establish dominance.
Assume nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.
The best safety brief is "Zonk"
He lookin out with that sentiment.
Safety briefs are just to-do lists for E4s.
I Never forget the safety briefs. Lol
Thenk yall for keeping us safe guys i really appreciate you guys
If you get in a fight. Make sure you don’t let your battle get beaten up. If you do. l’ll fqcu you all up. Is our safety brief 😂😂😂
Insert the dominance 🤫
This is every safety briefing ever
1st sgt would say, if you're single stay single, if you're married stay married lol
BURNT WAFFLES
Scouts out, gentlemen.
Hoorah stay safe out there 🦅🇺🇸
They always told me “dont add or subtract to the population, dont go to jail and if you end up in jail assert dominance early.”
Former Cav Trooper RVN.
Best safety brief I’ve heard
Right!💪🏾💯
Warrener is that you
One time my PSG gave us a “safety” brief. He said while counting on his fingers…”Drink and drive, do drugs, beat your wife…” and I chimed in and said “eat glass?” He looked at me stunned and asked what the fuck was wrong with me 😂
“Be safe drink responsibly don’t be stupid don’t add to or subtract from the population see you next work set”
It's a hard life making O2E's laugh in formation.
Still acts like somebody not welcome in like he's doing a Martha aluminum King Jr
"Well alright" 😂😂😂
Right!?🤣😂🤣
Cav scout's...the Infantryman's little sister's
Pre Cav holiday party briefs be like.
Scouts out baby.
Assert dominance! LOL
the tow mater truck😂
Don’t add or subtract from the population. Don’t drink if you’re underage but if you do, don’t get caught
Legit one of my safety briefings
Thank god for those safety briefs, I would have been a convicted felon otherwise
Glad they helped!!
I would always say, "If you drink, don't drive. If you drive, don't drink. If you do both, wear a condom."
Basically, it means (to prevent confusion amongst our dense people) you're going to be fucked either way
Spoken from experience.
😅🤣😂🤣
Sounds like a watered down brief that literally everyone else gives
I gave this exact brief as a PFC in front of CSM.
“Don’t drink and drive.
But if you do:
Don’t get arrested.
If you do get arrested:
establish dominance quickly.. Only the strong survive.
Then call your NCO”
I hated the safety briefs. Just a check mark for the leadership to say they warned u
🤣well said🤣
Now this some real stuff love it
Where. Is my lawyer?
No wonder FT Hood is all assed up now
Its all a matter of opinion my friend
@@I_Am_Chief_T Agreed. Maybe I shouldn’t be so critical. Nothing wrong with having fun. I spent a lot of years there and it pains me to know things aren’t well there. Be safe sir.
Cavalry guys are nuts.
My 1st sgt says this every week
😂😂😂😂😂😂k bueno nose inglés 😂😂😂😂👻
Safety breifing
Dont add to the population
Dont subtract from the population
Stay out of the hospital,the news, and jail
should you find yourself in jail, establish dominance quickly.
The military has a drinking problem
If this ain’t 3cr idk what is 😂
Insert your dominant tool 😆
This looks like 1-113 Cav under 34th INF he'll yeah Redbulls, 1-133 INF 🙋♂️
The most infuriating thing about the army is having platoon Daddy and tops screaming at the top of their lungs pissed at everybody because private numbnuts decided to drink and drive and get arrested so now people have to drive to the company at 2:00 a.m. because one idiot decided to be an idiot
That's my 3rd cav
these videos are gonna make me enlist
WAIT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT 😮😯
Hey C'mon lets get it!! The military isn't for everybody but I think everybody can benefit from serving.
Youre deff not very bright