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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2024

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  • @JacquesArnold
    @JacquesArnold 6 років тому +9038

    At least he wasn't bored

  • @dumbguy64
    @dumbguy64 6 років тому +27185

    He asked if you could fight, he never said he could.

    • @bangunny
      @bangunny 6 років тому +757

      Good point

    • @johnbishop9621
      @johnbishop9621 6 років тому +1109

      He actually wanted to die

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 6 років тому +322

      This short, succinct thread is fucking amazing

    • @mrslippyfist9155
      @mrslippyfist9155 6 років тому +214

      Some say he never got bored, never said stop...

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 6 років тому +252

      He already taught you everything he knew within a millisecond of sparring, as his last and best lesson to pass onto his best student who is now you, for you to keep his legacy going, before he leaves this world, since he was getting too old to keep doing this

  • @zanes98
    @zanes98 6 років тому +15363

    Quest completed, not failed.

    • @MedicMain9
      @MedicMain9 5 років тому +365

      zanes94 LMAO now I noticed it

    • @jackeyboy6538
      @jackeyboy6538 5 років тому +1046

      zanes94 well he did destroy the instructor in one hit so he already knows everything

    • @RandomPerson-zn4nu
      @RandomPerson-zn4nu 5 років тому +200

      Gotta love oblivion not recognizing a proper win

    • @kawaiikantai3909
      @kawaiikantai3909 5 років тому +312

      Failed successfully

    • @verruxlunox8438
      @verruxlunox8438 5 років тому +3

      :^)

  • @YorkJonhson
    @YorkJonhson Рік тому +2781

    I fricking love how the ending is basically the protagonist writing in their journal, "I accidentally killed a master fist fighter in a single hit. Now I'll never learn how to punch."

    • @zafelrede4884
      @zafelrede4884 Рік тому +55

      🤣

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq 10 місяців тому +35

      Underrated comment, take my upvote god darnit

    • @Crow_Bitch
      @Crow_Bitch 10 місяців тому +74

      this is straight out of some anime like holy shit this is a good line

    • @Fandestdh
      @Fandestdh 10 місяців тому +19

      ​@@Crow_Bitchsounds like something from Gintama

    • @jokelethkurueisner9229
      @jokelethkurueisner9229 9 місяців тому

      @@Crow_BitchSaitama: Not again. All it took was one punch!

  • @AG-vj1ho
    @AG-vj1ho 6 років тому +42759

    the punch was so weak he died of spontaneous boredom

    • @Samceksamicek
      @Samceksamicek 5 років тому +611

      Tim Othy now this was pretty solid 😂😂😂😂

    • @ALGARIC
      @ALGARIC 5 років тому +136

      Tim Othy 😂😂😂

    • @hijaxxd8964
      @hijaxxd8964 5 років тому +373

      Best fuckin comment

    • @mirthbaron1525
      @mirthbaron1525 5 років тому +216

      Cecia allegedly died of boredom after taking a particularly paltry punch.

    • @anonymoususer775
      @anonymoususer775 5 років тому +25

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lagoz4762
    @lagoz4762 4 роки тому +16487

    his training was so good , he made him a master in less than a minute by just talking.

    • @dragonaise2417
      @dragonaise2417 4 роки тому +171

      impressive

    • @Di0sel
      @Di0sel 4 роки тому +31

      somewhat like that old Kaio in DBZ dancing around

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 4 роки тому +8

      Lol 😂

    • @ryanfigueiredodamaia2020
      @ryanfigueiredodamaia2020 4 роки тому +3

      @@Di0sel hold on...your profile pic...

    • @Di0sel
      @Di0sel 4 роки тому +3

      @@ryanfigueiredodamaia2020 Hello , fellow samurai...

  • @RRtoiPPiotRR
    @RRtoiPPiotRR 6 років тому +6532

    Why is oblivion such nonchalant comedic genius- the timing and message quest sounds are just perfect.

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 6 років тому +143

      Nonchalant

    • @sentient_cornflake5070
      @sentient_cornflake5070 6 років тому +495

      “I love dogs. Doesn’t everyone?”
      “RaRrAGh”

    • @pedroordepo9860
      @pedroordepo9860 6 років тому +151

      I've had some true comedic and stressful moments playing thia game (breaking into a shop upstairs to have the owner unexpectedly catch me ransacking their room).

    • @LewisBowels
      @LewisBowels 6 років тому +163

      "Farewell." *Crush*

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis 6 років тому +127

      "I WAS JUST PICKING UP AN APPLE!"
      "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
      *[Bass-boosted Benny Hill plays]*

  • @alexm7034
    @alexm7034 3 роки тому +6300

    Helvius' concluding hand-to-hand combat lesson: teaching you to live with the guilt

    • @StillLeashed
      @StillLeashed 3 роки тому +40

      No replies and 1.3K likes? Impossible. This comment had me dying.

    • @Ish895-t4g
      @Ish895-t4g 3 роки тому +21

      what if i have no guilt?

    • @StillLeashed
      @StillLeashed 3 роки тому +147

      @@Ish895-t4g "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"

    • @kylewindsor199
      @kylewindsor199 2 роки тому +7

      I need that lesson

    • @yohef4537
      @yohef4537 2 роки тому +5

      Perfect

  • @kurtengel4652
    @kurtengel4652 4 роки тому +25284

    "oh no I killed him in one blow with my bare fists, I guess i'll never learn how to fight hand-to-hand now...."

    • @lhr8020
      @lhr8020 4 роки тому +803

      oh the irony XD

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 4 роки тому +392

      Don't even think you'll need any specialised training when someone's got THAT much power.

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 роки тому +715

      @@Kaledrone yes, that was the joke

    • @salzaman41429
      @salzaman41429 4 роки тому +481

      Suffering from success

    • @troletrain
      @troletrain 4 роки тому +72

      @@Kaledrone /woooosh!
      See that? That's the joke flying way over your head.

  • @MeanManSlayer
    @MeanManSlayer 6 років тому +12637

    "show me what you got"
    *Spine snaps in half*

  • @adamgoldbein3105
    @adamgoldbein3105 5 років тому +37522

    Ironic, he could teach others to fight but not himself

    • @SoméDjata
      @SoméDjata 5 років тому +2344

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @adamgoldbein3105
      @adamgoldbein3105 5 років тому +2730

      @@SoméDjata Not from Helvius Cecia

    • @obiter7946
      @obiter7946 5 років тому +689

      @@adamgoldbein3105 Then we pledge ourselves to your Teachings...

    • @coops3600
      @coops3600 5 років тому +1120

      Have you heard of the tragedy of the high elves?

    • @ChristAliveForevermore
      @ChristAliveForevermore 5 років тому +653

      The tragedy of Darth Helvius.

  • @jomar4093
    @jomar4093 3 роки тому +13091

    I absolutely love how npcs spend eons talking about how they're gonna fold your ass just to get inmediatly obliterated

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 3 роки тому +551

      You could say that they're "...all the same! All flash, and no fury!"

    • @wassupjg
      @wassupjg 3 роки тому +194

      Similar to real life

    • @icedtease1973
      @icedtease1973 3 роки тому +188

      *oblivionated

    • @groswell1758
      @groswell1758 3 роки тому +135

      "You will dance for me, little one, yes you will..."

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 3 роки тому +42

      @@groswell1758 *CLANG*

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 5 років тому +6735

    "I have no chance to be taught more about Hand to Hand combat now." I think you're good.

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 5 років тому +143

      who needs the dragonborn? this man can punch alduins head off... man he is like the Vasiliy Kamotskiy of Tamriel

    • @TheMarshmelloKing
      @TheMarshmelloKing 4 роки тому

      Where’s my free citizenship, Caracalla?

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 3 роки тому +6

      @@Wulfjager
      I was honestly kinda bummed that hand-to-hand straight up didn’t exist in Skyrim (as a skill). To even do it effectively, one almost has to be a khajiit (without a little exploitation of the game mechanics), and the relevant skills to make it stronger are one-handed, heavy armor, and enchanting (and alchemy if using the exploit)

    • @mje-gl5cc
      @mje-gl5cc 3 роки тому +5

      He wanted to learn how to punch softer

    • @n3r499
      @n3r499 3 роки тому +1

      I’m the 6,000th like!

  • @OptiJams
    @OptiJams 6 років тому +9635

    This student has become more than a master

    • @your_princess_azula
      @your_princess_azula 6 років тому +324

      The student has become the murderer.

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 6 років тому +67

      So he has become Darth Vader... cool

    • @Pokewars9000
      @Pokewars9000 6 років тому +60

      He has *ascended higher than we could have ever imagined*

    • @SteelersGuy4357
      @SteelersGuy4357 6 років тому +17

      Mr CynicalOptiMystical one punch man?

    • @Enter_Aether
      @Enter_Aether 6 років тому +9

      Emily best girl

  • @navycalvin9337
    @navycalvin9337 4 роки тому +22964

    "I used to think Oblivion was a tragedy, but now i realized it's a comedy"

  • @CHLOCHLOLP
    @CHLOCHLOLP 4 роки тому +8536

    I love how everyone in this game has a giant stupid grin on their face half of the time. The world is being overrun by fucking demons but they are all happy go lucky as ever.

    • @blortbugman8722
      @blortbugman8722 4 роки тому +513

      I have to admire that, nothing gets them down lol

    • @ketalegaming2572
      @ketalegaming2572 4 роки тому +518

      They use skooma

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 4 роки тому +364

      Considering the real world response to a global pandemic, it oddly makes the game more believable. Maybe the real world was the “features” Bethesda made along the way

    • @Kaesewicht
      @Kaesewicht 4 роки тому +74

      Well it is better to go down with a grin than a frown.

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 4 роки тому +106

      well, you know what they say: another day, another septim

  • @Kinoksis
    @Kinoksis 6 років тому +2144

    "Hmm, body is still warm. Looks like there's a killer about."

    • @Tsu995
      @Tsu995 6 років тому +53

      I like when they say this while im still stabbing victim's body and after taking a brief moment to think..."STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!".

    • @lyvanskarox7312
      @lyvanskarox7312 6 років тому +55

      "Oh my godness! Are you alright? It-....by the divines, this person's dead."

    • @kylebroflovski5511
      @kylebroflovski5511 6 років тому +7

      Is this a Witcher 3 reference?

    • @Kinoksis
      @Kinoksis 6 років тому +25

      Kyle Broflovski
      Only Oblivion references are allowed here

    • @theonemrtom101
      @theonemrtom101 6 років тому +13

      Kinoksis reminds me of Skyrim when I killed someone in Solitude and I put his dagger back in his hand, then I saw some feet next to his hands and I looked up at a guard who just said: what a shame

  • @wattenslaafje1825
    @wattenslaafje1825 6 років тому +2931

    The build-up and pay-off. Too good.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +6989

    "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you."

    • @way2tehdawn
      @way2tehdawn 5 років тому +20

      Didn't win though did he?

    • @Kingofthejackles
      @Kingofthejackles 5 років тому +7

      I'd hate to see those mudcrabs.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @l.lawliet835
      @l.lawliet835 5 років тому +2

      those must of been some pretty fucking strong mudcrabs XD

    • @user-nt3uh8ru6s
      @user-nt3uh8ru6s 5 років тому +2

      Holy fuck that’s where that voice came from. Was too high to figure out on myself.

  • @Khromeos
    @Khromeos 4 роки тому +4190

    As fearless in death, as he was in life

  • @zeoxdragon
    @zeoxdragon 6 років тому +9022

    He looked so happy and full of life, like he was excited to train you...
    Rip Helvius, he was a good boi :(

    • @CenturianEagle
      @CenturianEagle 6 років тому +27

      Boy* but yeah I agree lol

    • @GoreGunn
      @GoreGunn 6 років тому +450

      CenturianEagle shut the fuck up

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 6 років тому +38

      Shut* up.*

    • @melvinhultman5518
      @melvinhultman5518 6 років тому +85

      im told he was the bestest of the best boi

    • @HiveDes
      @HiveDes 6 років тому +218

      Who would win?
      >a master pugilist who has spent decades honing his craft with the best fighters in the world
      >one strong boi

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 4 роки тому +4174

    I love how it pops up with a cheery tone saying "Quest Completed"

    • @Wveth
      @Wveth 4 роки тому +64

      Yes, the big cheery thud sound.

    • @teska3181
      @teska3181 4 роки тому +133

      "Quest Completed"
      "Task failed successfully"

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. 4 роки тому +4

      @@teska3181 😆

    • @usingahandlemessedupmyusername
      @usingahandlemessedupmyusername 3 роки тому +12

      Congratulations, he's dead

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 3 роки тому +36

      What's funny is the developers wanted it this way. They programmed him with one hp, that's his mission. To die from the slightest bitch-slap.

  • @Consural
    @Consural 5 років тому +8265

    Well, on a positive note, this proves you didn't need his lessons anyway.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому +81

      Is he supposed to die in one hit or is OP’s unarmed skill just that good?

    • @STFwrinkle
      @STFwrinkle 5 років тому +128

      @@elephystry his skill is out of this world

    • @jeanjacquesrousseau1955
      @jeanjacquesrousseau1955 5 років тому +27

      But a good teacher makes people better than himself :D

    • @MisoElEven
      @MisoElEven 5 років тому +20

      @@jeanjacquesrousseau1955 As its said "Who know works, who doesnt know teaches" (in my first language it rhymes actually really good :D)

    • @mahdiabderraouf5795
      @mahdiabderraouf5795 5 років тому +1

      @@MisoElEven Wow, what language ? And where are you from ?

  • @DizzyBable
    @DizzyBable 4 роки тому +393

    That little smug laugh after "Training, eh?" always kills me.

  • @leszas872
    @leszas872 6 років тому +1612

    He said to punch him, not dunk him.

    • @yipperdeyip
      @yipperdeyip 6 років тому +48

      Weird ass games.
      A double punch is much slower than a single punch. Devs be watching too much anime

    • @Mwuff7775
      @Mwuff7775 6 років тому +19

      @@yipperdeyip It's supposed to be the "haymaker", a slow double handed strike. It's not supposed to be fast.

    • @Mwuff7775
      @Mwuff7775 6 років тому +6

      @@yipperdeyip Though, not necessarily extremely viable unless you're catching someone off guard or you can be absolutely sure you can land it.

    • @4gi0s
      @4gi0s 6 років тому +3

      Oh,,Darius is heavybreathing while installing Oblivion to his pc

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 6 років тому

      Monkey D. Luffy ell, who's dirus?

  • @2guystry485
    @2guystry485 5 років тому +3259

    "Training eh? The real question is, can you fight?"
    "No, that's why I'm here."

    • @grenoxiamaginus7114
      @grenoxiamaginus7114 4 роки тому +9

      🤣

    • @Bigassboya
      @Bigassboya 4 роки тому +144

      I was hoping you could teach me how NOT to kill someone in one blow

    • @korbilicious
      @korbilicious 4 роки тому +21

      **proceeds to kill the guy with one punch**

    • @aldipratama5997
      @aldipratama5997 4 роки тому +3

      I'm the 666th like

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому

      @@Bigassboya please it's a curse everybody i punch immediately dies

  • @81Mace81
    @81Mace81 4 роки тому +3063

    It's his smug, knowing grin that makes the punchline all the more hilarious

    • @ebakasobaka
      @ebakasobaka 4 роки тому +197

      Ehehehe PUNCHline

    • @123ShadowMario
      @123ShadowMario 4 роки тому +17

      Мисье Швабра u bitch I was about to comment this

    • @ebakasobaka
      @ebakasobaka 4 роки тому +25

      Moe Lester You're a month late, pal.

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 4 роки тому +21

      Like he really thought he was that guy hahaha

    • @clerpington_the_fifth
      @clerpington_the_fifth 4 роки тому +12

      i think you mean overheadsmashline

  • @wrongtime9097
    @wrongtime9097 4 роки тому +438

    “Don’t worry, I’ll be fine. Everyone uses Unarmed as their dump stat anyway.”
    -Helvius Cecia, not realizing this playthrough was an Unarmed build

  • @aegis8157
    @aegis8157 5 років тому +8396

    "Show me what you've got!"
    *_Ends up in a coma for 10 years_*

    • @Yng_Roshi
      @Yng_Roshi 5 років тому +307

      **Wakes up**
      "Hey you finally awake"

    • @systemfailure2039
      @systemfailure2039 4 роки тому +127

      "Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there"

    • @clzm90
      @clzm90 4 роки тому +11

      He ded

    • @RandomYoutubeWatcher89
      @RandomYoutubeWatcher89 4 роки тому +12

      😂 why are these comments so great

    • @jeffkeatonsora9726
      @jeffkeatonsora9726 4 роки тому +8

      Now he's big boss

  • @milktree4545
    @milktree4545 6 років тому +6968

    Was expecting a punch followed by a "BY THE NINE DIVINES!"

  • @x2spooky4me
    @x2spooky4me 5 років тому +9515

    If you think Oblivion is an RPG, you are wrong.
    It's comedy.

    • @ualarga
      @ualarga 5 років тому +109

      Comedy Gold

    • @aulendilthegreat873
      @aulendilthegreat873 5 років тому +35

      uhh no? i looked it up on wikipedia and it literally says RPG...

    • @tekelupharsin4426
      @tekelupharsin4426 5 років тому +280

      @@aulendilthegreat873 🙄

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 років тому +36

      Well most people say it got more RPG than Skyrim.

    • @MJ0101_
      @MJ0101_ 5 років тому +23

      @@rahulsar2030 and they're wrong

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 роки тому +917

    This is why there're so many essential NPCs in Skyrim.

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 4 роки тому +151

      If Skyrim had half as many moments like this as Oblivion does, I’d play more Skyrim

    • @doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132
      @doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132 3 роки тому +6

      @Withered Skeleton ^

    • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
      @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 3 роки тому +97

      And it's why Bethesda games have been declining in enjoyment for a big chunk of their audience with each successive game.
      What's the point of an open world and building your own character if you can't actually affect something as insignificant as a small side quest in a way the game doesn't hold your hand and guide you towards?

    • @adammezoe3575
      @adammezoe3575 3 роки тому +3

      @@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva Thats why side with the stormcloaks and kill Maven so your thieves giuld fucks up.
      Btw. if you don't like skyrim its because of your skooma consume. You drunk little bosmer!❤️

    • @hihi2667
      @hihi2667 3 роки тому +18

      @@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva exactly, I hope ES 6 gos back to its roots cause the illusion of choice is getting annoying

  • @jonathanmolina1428
    @jonathanmolina1428 5 років тому +16290

    I swear there’s only one voice actor for this game

    • @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
      @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb 5 років тому +1608

      There were actually only 8 voice actors, it's something I've never really noticed though even though they all sound the same lol

    • @kurdishpotato1707
      @kurdishpotato1707 5 років тому +493

      @@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb they just change their tones, each of them maybe have like 4 unique voice

    • @GNerdful
      @GNerdful 5 років тому +154

      If you access the debug menu on pc you can hear Todd Howard Read some of the lines. People have uploaded it so if you search you can hear it.

    • @Mr.Weeast
      @Mr.Weeast 5 років тому +79

      And we love it that way.

    • @lastboss4268
      @lastboss4268 5 років тому +157

      I never even found this guy and knew exactly what he sounded like from the thumbnail

  • @LazyPurple
    @LazyPurple 6 років тому +6446

    Actually cried of laughter thank you

    • @nouvaldiarditioyoghi1295
      @nouvaldiarditioyoghi1295 5 років тому +93

      it looks like i just found a legend who has watched a legendary video

    • @jcdenton.2354
      @jcdenton.2354 5 років тому +19

      Wow, Lazypurple.
      I dont think that i will see you in this video. You making a really good videos on TF2. Have nice day.

    • @GangsterDolphins
      @GangsterDolphins 5 років тому +3

      Nice

    • @saint3058
      @saint3058 5 років тому +7

      *shows Soundsmith*
      “What if it was PURBLE?”

    • @MatthewBester
      @MatthewBester 5 років тому +9

      Same. I was in hysterics after. 😂

  • @MadmanHelldiver
    @MadmanHelldiver 5 років тому +3292

    "Bro, get up, Mom's coming get up."

    • @animehost4151
      @animehost4151 5 років тому +123

      That's really relatable in a bad way...

    • @animehost4151
      @animehost4151 5 років тому +23

      @promethazine中毒 wait are you actually asking a question or is it a joke?
      Sorry if it was a joke and miss Understood it.

    • @animehost4151
      @animehost4151 5 років тому +84

      @promethazine中毒 okay
      Once me and my bro were playing wrestling and I pushed him too hard and he began crying.
      I heard my mother's footsteps and said to my brother
      (Bro stop crying mom is coming)
      Then he started crying louder and I knew it was the end for me😂

    • @yearofthedragon2550
      @yearofthedragon2550 5 років тому

      Matthew Fejes hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @roxasdog2016
      @roxasdog2016 5 років тому +29

      -Cain, after hitting Abel with a rock

  • @stuarthall9854
    @stuarthall9854 4 роки тому +2416

    Helvius: “If I see you reach for a weapon, I’m calling it off.”
    Player: *PULLS OUT TWO WEAPONS*

    • @RainyFoxUwU
      @RainyFoxUwU 4 роки тому +14

      UA-cam comments: PULLS OUT 2 FURRIES

    • @dr0xly796
      @dr0xly796 3 роки тому +53

      @@RainyFoxUwU ew

    • @nickleach8589
      @nickleach8589 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao as soon as you square up he calls it off

    • @lychy645
      @lychy645 3 роки тому +7

      Pulls out 2 guns

    • @stuarthall9854
      @stuarthall9854 3 роки тому +12

      Most dangerous part about this entire situation is that the player doesn’t even have a license for either of those loaded firearms

  • @9nikola
    @9nikola 6 років тому +714

    CONTINUE! HE DIDN'T TELL YOU TO STOP YET

    • @aram00001
      @aram00001 5 років тому +10

      Loool

    • @mrblexit7152
      @mrblexit7152 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @DarkMan307
      @DarkMan307 5 років тому +7

      he told you to keep going until he gave the signal

    • @mr.ketchup698
      @mr.ketchup698 5 років тому

      Xdxdxd

    • @MarkanVaran7
      @MarkanVaran7 4 роки тому +3

      *proceeds to beat his dead corpse to netherrhealm* : WHERES THE SIGNAL???? WHERE IS IT???

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy 6 років тому +1748

    Wow, you must be really weak. He got bored and fell asleep after just one punch.

  • @YormanGina
    @YormanGina 4 роки тому +12408

    *wakes up on a prisoner cart*
    "Hey you, you're finally awake."

    • @venom_waz
      @venom_waz 4 роки тому +109

      XDDDDD

    • @zelithfang2365
      @zelithfang2365 4 роки тому +118

      OH NO WHY?!? XDDD

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 4 роки тому +281

      Then suddenly out of nowhere Bacon dropkicks him out of the cart...
      *Wakes up on a boat*
      Even the storm couldn't wake you...

    • @matthewhatherley3020
      @matthewhatherley3020 4 роки тому +9

      Loool

    • @yuricosta6354
      @yuricosta6354 4 роки тому +17

      Need more memes like this

  • @cold_static
    @cold_static 4 роки тому +808

    "You know, I am something of a fighter myself"

    • @eetan384
      @eetan384 3 роки тому +39

      *DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SKILL POINTS I'VE SACRIFICED?*

    • @joepesci6657
      @joepesci6657 3 роки тому +5

      @@eetan384 hahahaha

    • @annexamv2776
      @annexamv2776 3 роки тому +7

      @@eetan384 _No, but do you know how many skill points you have sacrificed??_ :/

    • @SyntheticSyndrome
      @SyntheticSyndrome 2 роки тому +3

      @@eetan384 Your out norman *sips on tea*

  • @beansontoast6622
    @beansontoast6622 6 років тому +2530

    “This sucker has no idea what he’s in for. I’ve trained my whole life in fighting arts such as the Khajiit claw and Hammerfell viper schools. Prepare to be...”
    *BONK*

    • @swerks197
      @swerks197 6 років тому +54

      BONK

    • @saintbeau2779
      @saintbeau2779 6 років тому +112

      one punch man in a nutshell

    • @water9892
      @water9892 6 років тому +8

      @@saintbeau2779 lmaoooo

    • @whatashame.6319
      @whatashame.6319 6 років тому +27

      Look at this! Just caved in your skull, my hand's still dry, no clumps of hair, nothin.

    • @missingn0o
      @missingn0o 6 років тому +32

      Pop Quiz how long does it take to beat a moron to death
      BONK
      times up you're dead

  • @hermanherman5834
    @hermanherman5834 5 років тому +4930

    Wasn't this the most unintentionally hilarious game you've ever played?

    • @Andrew-bm8fm
      @Andrew-bm8fm 5 років тому +85

      Herman Herman Unintentionally?

    • @tjp989
      @tjp989 5 років тому +33

      Dude is you profile picture a mug shot?

    • @hermanherman5834
      @hermanherman5834 5 років тому +135

      Yeah I did few nights in the joint but that's what happens when you cheat on Xbox Live.

    • @FreeAimDog
      @FreeAimDog 5 років тому +1

      i have it installed on my pc but never touch it

    • @vietcongwarlord6931
      @vietcongwarlord6931 5 років тому +13

      @@FreeAimDog Why would you get it then are you some sort of fucking moron

  • @omaror4942
    @omaror4942 6 років тому +3183

    ''Are you up for a sparring match?''
    ''I won't throw a single punch''
    Well, then it's not a sparring match

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 років тому +288

      Think he meant sparing match as in, please spare my life, you punch machine

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes 6 років тому +103

      At least he was true to his word, didn't throw a single punch.

    • @Excalibur2
      @Excalibur2 6 років тому +34

      Sounds better than asking a stranger to punch you in the face

    • @bredt2750
      @bredt2750 6 років тому +9

      @@Excalibur2 HEY! You know what the first rule is...

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 6 років тому +2

      +Sal Gitgudovich - I’m curious about this rule...

  • @owenm5110
    @owenm5110 3 роки тому +149

    That quest update kills me every time
    *I have no chance to be taught more about hand to hand combat now.*

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq 10 місяців тому +9

      yep that was his last chance to to learn how to become the ultimate one-punch guy and he blew it.

  • @JakeTheVoice
    @JakeTheVoice 6 років тому +765

    I was half-expecting a clueless guard to rush in and kill the dude, shortly before muttering "body's still warm, look like the killer's still-- BY THE NINE DIVINES, you're the Grand Champion of the Arena! This is truly an honour!"

    • @Covolsky
      @Covolsky 6 років тому +17

      Talking from experience ehh??

    • @MartyrisBisclavret
      @MartyrisBisclavret 6 років тому +34

      The plot twist, of course, being that the player WAS the guard the entire time, and that it was actually the only opportunity they had to defeat this unstoppable hand to hand fighter with a sneak attack pretending to be a novice. Truly gripping storytelling, Bethesda. The deepest lore.
      P.S. Mr Prosper approves this video.

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 6 років тому +3

      MartyrisBisclavret
      Honestly, given that Kirkbride turned this series' meta into Hinduism-meets-Azaroth (Lovecraft), the player actually is the guard. And the grass, and the birds, and everything.
      I hate Kirkbride.

    • @BreThulhlu
      @BreThulhlu 6 років тому

      This spritually speaks to me of Oblivion especially when I'd go on a killing spree in the Imperial City market place 😂😭 Skyrim however I am questioned and they must all die. Hail Sithis.

  • @dudesparrow6605
    @dudesparrow6605 5 років тому +1342

    *"If I'll get bored, I'll stop you. Now show me what you've got."*
    .
    Clever choice for last words, sir.

  • @theshapeofevil8949
    @theshapeofevil8949 6 років тому +781

    He never said "stop", beat him some more

    • @mabussubam512
      @mabussubam512 5 років тому +34

      Now that's alot of damage!
      How about a little more?

  • @krankenhaus4545
    @krankenhaus4545 3 роки тому +237

    *"I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses."*

  • @KingMkzed
    @KingMkzed 4 роки тому +777

    "Show me what you got" - Helvius Cecia 3E 433

  • @yanmagno3
    @yanmagno3 5 років тому +381

    “Quest failed successfully.”

    • @AJ_Deadshow
      @AJ_Deadshow 3 роки тому +3

      Your error was in how well you succeeded

    • @Godsend777
      @Godsend777 3 роки тому +2

      This player suck so well

  • @dontspikemydrink9382
    @dontspikemydrink9382 6 років тому +682

    Would have loved it if he came back up after a day or so and said 'did I tell you to stop? Weakling'

  • @adamfitzgerald911
    @adamfitzgerald911 4 роки тому +188

    "I have no chance to be taught more about hand to hand combat now"
    Quest completed?

  • @muffonnen
    @muffonnen 5 років тому +5429

    He used to have a spine like you.
    But then he took an "OEH" to the
    QUEST COMPLETE

    • @NickKnackisB4ck
      @NickKnackisB4ck 5 років тому +85

      "Helvius Cecia is dead"

    • @overgrownswamp
      @overgrownswamp 5 років тому +162

      Even the game was afraid to tell him he failed the quest!

    • @aXelRedfield
      @aXelRedfield 5 років тому +10

      thanks for the transcript. dipshit.

    • @notverybreathtaking3631
      @notverybreathtaking3631 5 років тому +5

      @@aXelRedfield
      "It's been too long since I've seen a good draw"

    • @EXOD3str0y3r
      @EXOD3str0y3r 5 років тому +2

      The mother fuckin beat dropped

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +4668

    Those 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, and 10 kilometer runs every day really paid off...

    • @sandyk9300
      @sandyk9300 5 років тому +139

      I.....see what you did there .....you devil

    • @TheFlash-dr1kr
      @TheFlash-dr1kr 5 років тому +54

      Shitty anime

    • @Bragglord
      @Bragglord 5 років тому +270

      @@TheFlash-dr1kr no u

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 5 років тому +8

      Nah,he just jumped up and down a lot.

    • @aPumpkn
      @aPumpkn 5 років тому +23

      Power, Get the power
      GIRIGIRI genkai made

  • @futureusarmysoldier3763
    @futureusarmysoldier3763 6 років тому +1087

    Oblivion really is something different

    • @ashc4167
      @ashc4167 5 років тому +7

      Future US army soldier US Army is the best

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 5 років тому +18

      @@ashc4167 Fuck the US

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 5 років тому +14

      @@ampulsion Jelly of obesity and school shootings everyday and terrorizing the Middle East for oil

    • @exodus3504
      @exodus3504 5 років тому +1

      @@supahstarwarrior6942 facts

    • @Siafk
      @Siafk 5 років тому

      @@ampulsion nobody wants to come to the US while US-citiziens are mentally ill

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 3 роки тому +232

    I love how the quest is completed, as if killing someone trying to train in hand-to-hand combat is literally what you're supposed to do

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 Рік тому +23

      Well, now that he's dead there's not really much left to do on this quest, so it's technically completed

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 Рік тому +15

      If you killed him in a single blow you probably don't have much left to learn from him

  • @vryyyx
    @vryyyx 4 роки тому +1627

    “If this goes on for too long, and I get bored.” *gets killed in the next 5 seconds*

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +71

      Or, he got bored immediately and went to sleep

    • @dolphinman9896
      @dolphinman9896 4 роки тому +31

      He was so bored he died lmao

    • @2wfargo
      @2wfargo 4 роки тому +6

      @@jeremyc9593 im cryiing

    • @billymurray705
      @billymurray705 3 роки тому +6

      Of spontanious boredom

  • @CaleoGaming
    @CaleoGaming 4 роки тому +8013

    Don't worry, he blocked that. He will stand back up, you'll see.
    ...
    Any second now..

    • @idoeli382
      @idoeli382 4 роки тому +266

      any second now... see he moved his leg! wait its because its broken....

    • @CryptoConscious481
      @CryptoConscious481 4 роки тому +25

      @@idoeli382 How do you move a broke leg?1

    • @Thornskade
      @Thornskade 4 роки тому +90

      You know what this means, right?
      AARGH. WE CAN NOT LEARN HAND TO HAND COMBAT ANYMORE.

    • @TweedsGuide
      @TweedsGuide 4 роки тому +66

      @@AE_15x Right behind you.

    • @fuwafuwa2299
      @fuwafuwa2299 4 роки тому +79

      See? Red! No wait- thats blood.

  • @grannps
    @grannps 6 років тому +1666

    Remember: this is LITERALLY how Houdini died

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 6 років тому +51

      Best comment on the video

    • @MrRamazanLale2
      @MrRamazanLale2 6 років тому +74

      At least it took him a Little longer.

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 6 років тому +73

      @@MrRamazanLale2 it takes me a long time to cum :''(

    • @meuboui
      @meuboui 6 років тому +8

      Who's Houdini ?

    • @damodgc
      @damodgc 6 років тому +31

      I think the real Houdini here is this game going under my radar when I was young and virgin

  • @bigenemy000
    @bigenemy000 3 роки тому +87

    This is the best "task failed successfully" meme ever seen

  • @cubablue602
    @cubablue602 5 років тому +2093

    “If you can actually hurt me I’ll tell you to stop”
    “HUUAAAAH”
    ............

    • @Xioxio000
      @Xioxio000 5 років тому +138

      He didn't say stop. I guess he didn't get hit hard enough.

    • @Evil_Beauty
      @Evil_Beauty 5 років тому +86

      He isn't telling us to stop, so do we go on?

    • @RandomYoutubeWatcher89
      @RandomYoutubeWatcher89 4 роки тому +2

      😂 i cant breathe

  • @Jokes0nce95
    @Jokes0nce95 5 років тому +3365

    "Show me what you've got."
    "UUAH!"
    I died laughing, thanks for that XD

  • @ZootWorld1
    @ZootWorld1 5 років тому +2734

    Poor guy, he was born with glass bones and paper skin.

    • @krackoon8621
      @krackoon8621 5 років тому +117

      ZootWorld1 I guess his heart attack put him to sleep

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 5 років тому +20

      This guy is probably Glass Joe's sickly relative.

    • @ZootWorld1
      @ZootWorld1 5 років тому +6

      @Toxic Carnage Blessings of Akatosh upon ye.

    • @josefranciscoramirez4438
      @josefranciscoramirez4438 4 роки тому +1

      Forty seventy fifth like here bro

    • @ZootWorld1
      @ZootWorld1 4 роки тому +1

      @@josefranciscoramirez4438 *REPENT YOUR CRIMES, WICKED ONE!*

  • @kenshinjd
    @kenshinjd 3 роки тому +50

    I have never been so out of breath from laughter. That ending was so unexpected for me. I had to walk out the room 😂🤣

  • @firsttimehuh1266
    @firsttimehuh1266 6 років тому +454

    'If you can actually hurt me'

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 6 років тому +47

      That punch didn't leave much time for pain anyway

    • @JazzyJapanese
      @JazzyJapanese 6 років тому +6

      Shinkiro ahahahahhaha brilliant

    • @hyperionman420
      @hyperionman420 6 років тому +4

      THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE

    • @LiamH2004
      @LiamH2004 6 років тому

      I SAWED THIS HELVIUS CECIA IN HALF

  • @Maybeafanboy
    @Maybeafanboy 4 роки тому +939

    The fact that the final words that man heard before dying were *U A G H* is depressing.

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 4 роки тому +14

      Lmao

    • @justanuff
      @justanuff 4 роки тому +18

      not as depressing as hearing dirge

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq 10 місяців тому

      in home country Donald Duck says "UAAK!" when he get scared, it's almost same.

    • @mulmareun
      @mulmareun 7 місяців тому

      Why are u doing this? It's 6am making me laugh like that stfu I get cough when I laugh hard

  • @Wheelio
    @Wheelio 6 років тому +524

    I legit burst out laughing non-stop. I love this channel so much.

    • @wacky3486
      @wacky3486 6 років тому +11

      Same, I literally fell on the floor laughing

    • @taunky227
      @taunky227 6 років тому

      @@wacky3486 no you didnt stfu

  • @InappropriatePolarbear
    @InappropriatePolarbear 4 роки тому +307

    Saitama looking for someone to teach him martial arts.

  • @OogaBooga289
    @OogaBooga289 4 роки тому +322

    "The best techniques are passed on to the survivors"

  • @Tomm192
    @Tomm192 6 років тому +367

    Do i stop now?

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 6 років тому +618

    He clearly hasn't heard of the high elves.

    • @Draven.G
      @Draven.G 6 років тому +7

      fuck you i typed that comment and when i read the others i saw this one

    • @hidan407
      @hidan407 6 років тому +14

      And he never will

    • @jeffthepilot2894
      @jeffthepilot2894 6 років тому +23

      But he has literally gone to the Cloud District.

    • @iplyrunescape305
      @iplyrunescape305 6 років тому +6

      I've heard others say the same

    • @AJ-un5qv
      @AJ-un5qv 6 років тому

      only the sober ones

  • @crazyflaps169
    @crazyflaps169 2 роки тому +17

    I love the message at the end stating "I have no chance to be taught more about hand to hand combat now" as if you needed more training.

  • @StefanoBolis96
    @StefanoBolis96 5 років тому +1014

    -Now Show Me What You Got!
    *Ouah!*
    *Shatters His Cranium after 2 Seconds*
    Helvius Cecia is Dead

    • @nguyenphung9728
      @nguyenphung9728 4 роки тому +2

      Hi

    • @isthistwitterbruh
      @isthistwitterbruh 4 роки тому +9

      Wow you have working ears, nice summary of what we all just watched, so funny much likes

    • @ic3wolf988
      @ic3wolf988 3 роки тому +4

      @@isthistwitterbruh I mean he put some work in there he structured the text, made some words bigger...

  • @chuangtzu3830
    @chuangtzu3830 4 роки тому +95

    "And if you can actually hurt me, i'll tell you to stop"
    He never told him to stop, great demonstration of playing possum master

  • @shubverse
    @shubverse 4 роки тому +750

    He's like that one dude who always brag about how he'd totally kill someone if they mess with him

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +28

      bro like if you mess with me i'll kill you, so don't fuck with me
      *dies immediately*

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 3 роки тому +14

      Like those cringey tik tokers, "What up dawg im the alpha, so you better not mess with me and that goes for anyone around us"

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 роки тому +2

      I remember a guy like that is my school got in a fight. He got shoved in board and was destroyed.

    • @tearindrop673
      @tearindrop673 3 роки тому +1

      @@santicheeks1106 LIKE U

  • @MAK9246
    @MAK9246 4 роки тому +83

    0:51 "Sir? Sir? When are we going learn about Hand to Hand combat then?..... Sir?"

  • @aboturki5111
    @aboturki5111 6 років тому +625

    *better facial animations then andromeda*

    • @The56567878
      @The56567878 6 років тому +34

      Even ME1 had better animations

    • @feco91
      @feco91 6 років тому +29

      Even Morrowind had better animations.

    • @Reincarny
      @Reincarny 6 років тому +25

      Even Daggerfall.

    • @notquitehuman5097
      @notquitehuman5097 6 років тому +19

      Even the mobile version of Oblivion.

    • @speedy6261
      @speedy6261 6 років тому +2

      Original.

  • @wangflop
    @wangflop 5 років тому +734

    You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and-
    HOUAH!

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 5 років тому

      (Its a movie reference -_-)

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 5 років тому

      It originally comes from rocky balboa pal, there was a reference tho

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 5 років тому

      And if we are about references, it would be ‘punny god’

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 5 років тому +12

      @@God-kg1lx Who you talking too?

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 5 років тому +21

      @@supahstarwarrior6942 don't listen to him god always does this, this is why most humans stopped worshiping him

  • @Diamond_2403
    @Diamond_2403 5 років тому +270

    "Show me what you got"
    *Top Ten Moments Before Disaster Struck*

  • @argrlisy9744
    @argrlisy9744 3 роки тому +147

    "Show me what you've got."
    "HULK SMASH!"

    • @remydeen3943
      @remydeen3943 3 роки тому +4

      that creep just big talk

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 3 роки тому +2

      picturing the player just bringing both fists down on this guy's head while he stands there with an idiot grin has me rolling

    • @hasanalmousawi8830
      @hasanalmousawi8830 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IgiWhiteman
    @IgiWhiteman 4 роки тому +38

    I swear, Oblivion is a comedic gold mine.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +619

    Helvius: Can you fight?
    Saitama: sure.

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 5 років тому

      supper

    • @Colesign
      @Colesign 4 роки тому

      @Big Prick 死 *Massive Red Incoming Fist*

  • @SonofTiamat
    @SonofTiamat 5 років тому +308

    Not again...all it took was one punch...
    DAMN IT!

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 5 років тому

      @Crawcrawc lel, I am everywhere

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 5 років тому +1

      You'll never be Justin Y.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 5 років тому +1

      @@supahstarwarrior6942 I'm pretty sure Justin Y is actually PressFartToContinue with a different name

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 3 роки тому +50

    Gray Fox: “So how did the training go.”
    Hero of Kvatch: “I think I did pretty well.”

  • @damodgc
    @damodgc 6 років тому +46

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long, it feels like my soul is almost back from laughing

    • @ameliasteynberg5841
      @ameliasteynberg5841 5 років тому

      Watch a few more of his videos. That ought to bring your soul back.

  • @RichterTheRat
    @RichterTheRat 4 роки тому +36

    Funniest part is how the player just brings both arms down like a friggin caveman and the npc just ragdolled like he didn't see it coming.

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 6 років тому +399

    One Punch Scrolls.

  • @wv8d
    @wv8d 3 роки тому +55

    -Now, show me what you've got!
    Ouah-
    ...
    You can now play as Luigi

  • @bootstrap52
    @bootstrap52 5 років тому +456

    Man if I had half the confidence of Oblivion characters I would be rich 😂

  • @harrydeluca7004
    @harrydeluca7004 5 років тому +69

    This is like when the terrible villain monologues right before being destroyed for the hundreth time.

  • @SqualingtonConstantine
    @SqualingtonConstantine 6 років тому +191

    Was expecting a guard to come up immediately after the guy dies and say "May you rest in peace."

    • @FreziS
      @FreziS 5 років тому

      Are you ok? I think he's dead.

  • @berkay3393
    @berkay3393 3 роки тому +22

    He was so confident about it too lmao

  • @advena688
    @advena688 6 років тому +86

    Oh damn, who will teach him how to win a sparring match now?

  • @ravenboyd-warnke315
    @ravenboyd-warnke315 6 років тому +29

    This channel gives me a reason to wake up each morning.

  • @yoonjoonso
    @yoonjoonso 6 років тому +369

    Are you playing as Grognak?

    • @noel_21
      @noel_21 6 років тому +33

      Another day, another village stomped.

    • @5upl1an
      @5upl1an 6 років тому +29

      Grognak? More like Bore Ragnarok!

    • @ZyxieRumor
      @ZyxieRumor 6 років тому +10

      @@5upl1an
      r/whoooooosh

    • @emirg7496
      @emirg7496 6 років тому +6

      All hail The Dear Leader, jim pickens

    • @torquevonthorne948
      @torquevonthorne948 6 років тому +6

      No, he's a bald imperial called Saitama

  • @ashe5704
    @ashe5704 4 роки тому +26

    "Lets see what you've got. If you hurt me, I'll stop you."
    "Helvius Cecia is dead."

  • @kilmindaro3
    @kilmindaro3 5 років тому +45

    **One Punch Man theme starts playing**

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 5 років тому +109

    The circle is now complete, when I came to you I was but the learner, but now I am the master.
    *Hand-to-hand increased to 100*

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 5 років тому +3

      Only a master of trolling

    • @CaptainRed1000
      @CaptainRed1000 5 років тому

      Very funny

    • @frankbalatbat1804
      @frankbalatbat1804 4 роки тому +3

      You can't win hero of kvatch, strike me down and I shall become more powerful then you could possibly image.

  • @Slick_Tails
    @Slick_Tails 6 років тому +69

    He knew he was feeble and at the edge of death. He wanted so desperately to die but couldn't bear let his family deal with his suicide, lest they blame themselves. It was better this wa- *BY THA NEIN DIVINES! A SALT!*

  • @4skintim962
    @4skintim962 3 роки тому +70

    Bad news: the only unarmed trainer i know of is dead
    Good news: I dont think i need a trainer