nikki the blonde in Seinfeld - The Calzone
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- Опубліковано 25 кві 2009
- "The Calzone" is the 130th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. This was the 20th episode for the 7th season. I just love the way Nikki gets away with anything and Jerry takes advantage of that...
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jerry was too powerful with that girl, it was like thanos running around with the infinity gauntlet
Gary The Stormtrooper No man should have such power.
Some men just want to see the world burn.
i think the calvin klein model was also gorgeous
Nerd.
@@LilCletus they make them with cannabis now!
George: "Beautiful women, they get away with murder. You never see them lift anything over three pounds. They get whatever they want whenever they want. There's no stopping them!
Jerry: "Yeah, she's like a beautiful Godzilla!"
George (looking dejected): "...and I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese".
LOL! Classic stuff! :-)
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!
0:32 has to be jerry's best delivered line
You mean this 0:31 ?
"And you know how fast you were going?"
"A lot faster than that! :D" that bit kills me
That last line: "Alright Nik, let's hit it". Jerry's got this down to a tee.
Jerry : "she is like a beautiful Godzilla."
George: " and i am a thousands of fleeing Japanese!"
They cut that part out
"A lot faster than that"😂
"Enjoy... Blame it on the Rain?" The way he says it is so smug lol
The bloopers for that are great.
I love the teasing, tormenting way Jerry says "Enjoy.. Blame it on the Rain..?" It shows how Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer actually hate each other 😂 They bicker constantly and celebrate the other's failure at every opportunity
Yah, thanks for getting us tickets by the way.
Ohhhhhh!
Let me ask you this, was the movie part of the date?
No we both were in the mood for one.
Uhhhh huh.
What?
"actually"
I never noticed that. They really do!
Sticking it!
Pretty trippy how in real life solid tens can actually do this sort of thing.
Absolutely. People take far more shit from good looking people just because of their looks. Both men and women but men waaaaay more than women.
@MusicListener OH NO!!!! NOT THAT!!! 0_0
nah, its not true. They will probably get some free drinks at the club or maybe even at a bar but hot girls don't get away with anything.
yea u wish kid
I'm not great looking but I'm very nice to people and they in turn are normally nice to me. I got stopped for driving around an undercover highway patrol SUV, he pulled me over, I was courteous, admitted I was driving like an asshole and said I deserve whatever the ticket would be, he talked to me for abit and gave me a warning. I never sped or drove like that again. I get good service in restaurants as well, sometimes they give me a free ________ on the house, I'm always grateful and appreciative.
Seinfeld's hottest girlfriend. Wonder if he cast them personally. What a job.
w roberts Erica the phone sex girl was also pretty hot
Behrouz Jazizadeh with natural...
@@RahulKumar-ng2gh must be huge in India.
And there's your 200th like.👍
@Reflexez like Elaine never existed?
I get a kick out of those movie titles. "Chunnel" "Sack Lunch" "Brown Eyed Girl" "Blame it on the rain" LOL!!
Rochelle Rochelle; Prognosis Negative
good thing it wasn't a woman cop. unless of course... not that there's anything wrong with that.
Blondes can get away with women cops as well.
I laughed so hard with that one🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Or a Gay man Cop. For some reason they are not that impressed by boobs.
not that there’s anything wronh with that hahaha classic
I'll be in my bunk.
This is one of the best and one of the funniest scene from Seinfeld.
The actress is Dylan Tays.
And that's actually how it works people.
Alright Nick, let's hit it.
I thought Jerry was gonna get Elaine some tickets
“A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!!!”
=)) the officer part is one of my favourites
Enjoy ...blame it on the rain ?
I would have gone to Sack Lunch
"Alright, enjoy...... Blame It On the Rain?"
0:55 will always be funny af 🤣
You know how fast you were goin
A lot faster than that. Lmfao
That Seinfeld, genius!
“Enjoy...blame it on the rain?”
He said it was Moe, you owe me dinner.....
"Looks at Elaine sheepishly"
Yes, they should have included that scene and not the rather dull speeding ticket.
If I were a policeman, I'd never arrest her for anything.
Fucking simp
Nah I’d be using it to my advantage, she’ll have to do more to convince me than just look at me
I'd be giving her a ticket just for trying to manipulate me.
@@jimmyboy131 A ticket to a movie?
holy crap! that cop looks a lot like randy couture!
1:05
Its like having a superpower
she is sooo hot!!
far from it - flat as a board never rates above a 5 ~
theothertroll.... like name, like reply
purepwnge1... yeah. One of my favorites, too (if not THE favorite), along with Marlene (the chick in the "ex girlfriend" episode)
i don't care much for blonds. now, redheads... mmmmhm
theothertroll Spoken like a boy with a tiny pecker.
+le douce her name is Dylan Tays. Look her up in imdbDOTcom.
The Force is strong in this one
When I was a kid I didn’t find the women on the show attractive (it didn’t help I was (and still am) gay). But now I see they were so gorgeous.
This makes no sense at all lol
Makes sense
AHAH FASTER THAN THAT!
congrats , you has the fame of this youtube page , yours is the only comment with no thumbs down
I get the feeling they had to do multiple takes. It was great.
01:12
The description is wrong. This is actually episode 7x19.
Jim Jefferies' secret to happiness in life: "Be born very very beautiful." That's it.
Where did you come across those books originally? Just curious how one finds their way towards better information books
blonde hair, Brown eyes. My only weakness(my kryptonite)
Blonde Hair + Brown Eyes= fake blonde. Anybody can do that.
@@tylertyler82 no actually it's genetically possible!!
internetuser lmao the hate is strong in this one
Those with brown eyes usually carry the genetic traits for black hair or brown and tan skin. It's not often u see a brown eyed non bleached or natural blonde
I agree! For me, it's simple. I liked what Hollywood served on the regular for years as the "babe" slender, gracefully athletic, enthusiastic, sweet, huge smile, large breasts, tiny waist (ideally slender shoulders, but that's been a new thing as I get older, all the women seem to be as broad as men in the shoulder department, wth!) tan UNBLEMISHED skin (no freckles, moles, acne, birthmarks, OR TATTOOS!!!) natural golden blonde hair cascading down to their waist, and light crystal eyes... blue, green, gray, I don't care but light clear BRIGHT eyes.
Ladies, that is beauty. I need a cold shower.
The "officer" is one of the UFC guys
hanoc101
Do you know his name ?
I need Nikki the blonde in my life.
Nikki is so hot. Ha that guy always plays a cop. I got a ticket for 93 once...but it was in a 65 not a 55.
I once was pulled over going at least 75 miles an hour in a 55 by a state trooper. He gave me a warning :)
I got 90 in a 65, but I charmed the guy. All he did was give me $500 ticket. The power of pretty.
Elaine's worst boyfriend
And jerry best girlfriend
@eurazntrash
and where can i read about this?
My sister has those powers but she doesn't usually use her powers for good. She is teflon with the law.. seriously its crazy
Elaine's expression when Nikki returned with the tickets - what the ... how did she ...?😕
According to IMDB, this is the 19th Episode of the 20th Season, not the 20th Episode.
What’s she gonna do? They don’t have anymore tickets.
We’ll see 🤣
enjoy...*blame it on the rain?* 😆😆😆
why can't we tell the truth anymore ?? That's what makes this show funny
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars
The cop sure looks like Randy Couture
What's sort of funny to me is that the way the movie scene functions is that SHE would end up paying for the tickets. Yet still friends of mine insist to do otherwise. Just funnier with that part.
The manager obviously gave them for free because she's so hot
It's her voice
Todd Gak is the best name ever
I think it's spelled Gaak, it might be a Dutch last name.
hahahah this was fucking good lol
David Madden - keep your thoughts to yourself
A lot faster than that!
How's this been viewed half a mill?!
the guns and roses girl video ?
It is! Stephanie sermymour beats her up in the video!
I,once was pulled over while doing 180 m/h on Autobahn.I was fined for a missing tail light.
Sorry that we all don’t drive in gwrmany
Nikki lives in the bubble
@warpnin3 Either "Mean Genes" or "Survival of the Prettiest". Enjoy.
Todd Gak.... what is that dutch?
Hey isn't that the president from Cory in the house show with Elaine here
I noticed it as well lol
*spoilers* then elaine's "boyfriend" steals jerry's "girlfriend" away from her at the end of the episode (I use those "" terms cos anyone who's seen this show knows they get new bf/gf's regularly). It kinda fits though cos both of them are manipulative. Elaine's bf challenges girls he likes to a bet and then intentionally loses them so he can date them, and as you can see here, jerry's gf is good a charming her way to get what she wants.
Yōjinbō 用心棒 you were always my favourite aeon.
Don't you cry Nikki
Wish I could get me one of those
Why is the captioning on
video is all messed up
69 people got stuck with blame it on the rain
she's the girl in the don't cry music video of guns n' roses. seating biside axl while playing piano.
stephanie seymours' got jealous with and got beaten her ass up.
she almost never played, such a shame
Hottest girl on Seinfeld
Nope - that award goes to Russell Dalrymple's daughter (played by Denise Richards).
Teri Hatcher
the lady he stole the marble rye from? :oP*
The hottest girl in Seinfeld has to be Dennise Richards. In any case, this girl is astonishing.
When she bent over I was watching as a kid. She was one of the hottest girls I'd ever seen.
Before Fandango
Far and away the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on TV. It's like in 20 years from now when they'll design human like robots they'll have the image of Nikki from Seinfeld in their minds.
Or they'd go to the source, an actress called Dylan Tays. ;-)
Nikki the Jedi Master.
That white hair on Jerry’s gf make her look much older.
Yah, kind of a strange color. But hey it was the 90s.
I recognised the cop: it is the same guy who plays the head cop in Straight Outta Compton in the scene before NWA perform "Fuck the Police" live on stage.
He was a cop in gone in sixty seconds as well. Just seen him a few minutes ago before watching this! haha
Good eye! I just watched that clip but couldn't place him
To the punk ass cop backstage...
Lol!
......such favours given to individuals is classed as corrupt action.
In college I dated a very beautiful blond for a year. She was gorgeous, similar to the lady in these scenes. She could get away with ANYTHING, I recall at least four speeding tickets she got out of with a “warning”. I enjoyed her 😎. Fun times.
And then you woke up :D
I got out of three of four expired registration tickets in a row. In a row. Same reason. Am I a hot boy?
Accurate.
Not to brag....
But my girlfriend has apparently never gotten a ticket for this exact reason.
Never witnessed it in person but she says all you gotta do is unbutton the shirt a little and boom.... no ticket. 😆
Just wait until the cop is a woman or a gay guy
Girlfriend tells you.. 'i got out of ticket again'. You.. Well done'.. goes to see her mum..' mum..'is that yoghurt on the front of your 👗'.. gf..'yes I spilt a tub on my dress earlier today'..
Theres a stark difference between the fans of friends and this show. This show ia grown up to me in comparison to friends. This is why the longest running show " its always sunny" is modeled after Seinfeld! This is from Mac's own words. To those who think jerry is corny. This seires of jokes highlights how uncorny and and intouch Jerry was with the average guy. Nikki! How gangsta was this episode! 💯😎🔥
Seinfeld is more about satire and humour, "show about nothing". Friends is more about character development and relationships. Friends never make me laugh like Seinfeld, but I have never felt so emotionally connected with Jerry and his gang.
What? It says a lot about those who can't entertain the notion that people can like BOTH programmes. I like them both for different reasons. Then again, I'm not small-minded.
@@kdphotos4691 friends 🤣 cheesy 🧀 it's not small minded. I watch my animation sitcoms and cartoons. But just like "Curb your enthusiasm" there's a level a reality based it the characters. As friends PC versions of human interaction. In short there are shows that feel manufactured. Even the situations are "really" ? For Christ's sake. Again there are shows for all, I need my mind tickled, perhaps question things. Even cartoons can fire 🔥 off my neurons more then friend's.
@@mr_euc2077 - No. Your original comment made a distinct comparison of the "differences" between two fans, as if people *don't* like both of them. People do. It makes no sense to divide people based on two unrelated comedy programmes. It is small-minded.
I like Seinfeld.
The best part of Friends, The Rembrandts.
I do not like Friends much.
I wonder if Nicky Watches, Nickelodeon?
Why didn't she asked for four tickets, if she is really the goddess 😂😂
Because she's smart
Because this is pure fiction. As a “hot blonde” myself, this doesn’t happen in real life. Men might be more inclined to help me if I’m broke down or something but cops don’t act like this. Most men are aware of the “pretty privilege” women get & will even make an example of them. Case in point: Paris Hilton got arrested a few times as a hot blonde because her feminine charms didn’t work. This scene is utter nonsense.
@@Blondie727 no this absolutely happens. You're clearly not as attractive as you think you are.
How does she get extra tickets ? There are only a finite amount of seats in a theatre.
Ticket guy probably gave her the tickets he saved for his parents
Or nothing is finite
There's always no shows
that's one beautiful lady.
Lolll
Jerry should got his date to get four movie Tickets, as thanx for the Ciggars Elaine's date offered him👍😎
Unfortunately, Todd got Jerry overpriced cigars from Peru instead of good quality ones from Cuba.
@11215142615
He also reminds me of Mitch Pileggi in THREE O'CLOCK HIGH
I'm only stumbling across this in 2019. Is this video... aimed at someone you know? Is it a literary reference? I have no clue what your overlaid text is talking about.
Yah I wondered who Nia is. Ty for saying something, I thought I was the dum dum who didn't get it.😂
Dylan Tays...she's pretty cuz she has attractive facial bone structure. The blonde is an added bonus in my opinion...her only other major filmwork is "Mr. and Mrs' Smith"
Dylan Tays
Damn she fine
Am I dreaming or did the original "getting pulled over" scene include Jerry being asked if he'd been drinking and him jokingly replying in the positive?
I had to think of the "outrage" Jim Carrey caused when he said that Margot Robbie got where she is with "no good looks"
There was outrage?
He sounded bitter when he said that. He was being sarcastic and the message was, "she isn't talented. She was successful because of her looks." It wasn't his finest hour, that's for sure.
It's a blessing seeing them up close, how can any guy say no. Well unless ones wife is right there.