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  • @CrazyRussianDad
    @CrazyRussianDad  8 місяців тому +1414

    OK, "hate" is a strong word... but THESE FOODS ARE WEIRD! am I right?!

    • @alessandroragusa1971
      @alessandroragusa1971 8 місяців тому

      Yep it because American ARE WEIRD

    • @C-und-S-39
      @C-und-S-39 8 місяців тому +20

      Yes

    • @GarbanzoSUS
      @GarbanzoSUS 8 місяців тому +16

      Yea

    • @scottfraser706
      @scottfraser706 8 місяців тому +24

      Weird yes but as a kid I would beg for peanut butter sandwiches and grilled cheese sandwiches 🥪😋. And I had a root beer faze but a&w root beer is so good and different from mugs or barks

    • @irinaluchianova3015
      @irinaluchianova3015 8 місяців тому +3

      Agreed

  • @karlthedogwithakar98k95
    @karlthedogwithakar98k95 3 місяці тому +371

    That Root Beer slander is about to start another Cold War

    • @Imacatwhodrinkscoffe
      @Imacatwhodrinkscoffe 3 місяці тому

      Balt here and it's TRUE kvas is just better

    • @PatousMcGillicuddy
      @PatousMcGillicuddy 3 місяці тому +9

      I suppose I understand that root beer might not be to everyone's taste...but hating on mint patties? WAR MOBILIZATION

    • @Imacatwhodrinkscoffe
      @Imacatwhodrinkscoffe 2 місяці тому

      Hello balt here and kvas is better fax

    • @WHITEY24
      @WHITEY24 2 місяці тому +4

      Hating on peanut butter is going to get him deported

    • @Pippybo
      @Pippybo 2 місяці тому

      They eat pickled herring and mayonnaise lol Russians got the nastiest food combos

  • @QwemCake
    @QwemCake 8 місяців тому +2564

    Half of these aren't even meant to be eaten solely by itself😂

    • @sabasiwach680
      @sabasiwach680 8 місяців тому +58

      If I'm not wrong I think the reason for peanut butter hate is cuz American version is more creamy and sweet while European ones tend to be less sweet and thicker at least from what I tried

    • @QwemCake
      @QwemCake 8 місяців тому +18

      @@sabasiwach680 I think most alternatives/versions of foods/drinks are just worse in the U.S. People always complain about it but this is what im used to so I dont know any better 🤷‍♂️

    • @MAB-bs3zf
      @MAB-bs3zf 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@sabasiwach680 you mean healthier lol.

    • @encryptlakegames5328
      @encryptlakegames5328 8 місяців тому +1

      Im hoping this is a troll.

    • @7Sabrina7
      @7Sabrina7 8 місяців тому +3

      For real

  • @Ehfcx_j
    @Ehfcx_j 7 місяців тому +484

    *american bread*
    "Bread is not supposed to do this" 😂

    • @jakenake3401
      @jakenake3401 7 місяців тому +29

      I love how people from all over world come to the US to complain about the US

    • @MSM5500
      @MSM5500 7 місяців тому

      @@jakenake3401 cause any Russki ivan always believes that anybody else around them should look the same as they do. That's the main and absolute purpose of all genocides they've ever committed to the others by taking bread out of them.

    • @LyteRetro
      @LyteRetro 7 місяців тому +19

      @@jakenake3401 nah my man is just use to eating stale moldy bread from the bread lines

    • @filthyfalanges
      @filthyfalanges 7 місяців тому

      ​@@jakenake3401majority of the ones who visit America don't hate it. Majority of the world hates America and will never step foot there. Don't get them confused.

    • @Exersir
      @Exersir 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LyteRetroagain wat

  • @EnormeEkoH
    @EnormeEkoH 3 місяці тому +48

    Americans and russians talking about food:
    Me: **laughing in italian**

    • @JesusCristo290
      @JesusCristo290 2 місяці тому +2

      The superior food: Italian

    • @IAmTheLineChef
      @IAmTheLineChef 2 місяці тому

      Your Italian you're a walking joke yourself lol

    • @user-ht4mx6ow9v
      @user-ht4mx6ow9v 2 місяці тому +4

      @@JesusCristo290nah, Italians steal tomatoes🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @JesusCristo290
      @JesusCristo290 2 місяці тому

      @@user-ht4mx6ow9v that's why

    • @arthurdamberg9854
      @arthurdamberg9854 2 місяці тому +2

      Italian food is not overrated. Don't think I mean this. But 90% times it's bassicly a combination of carbs made of wheat, any kind of tomato/garlic/herbs sauce, overrated as f shit tonn of olive oil and any type of protein. 90 percent of the time it is what ive just said. And you don’t need to tell me that Italian cuisine is very diverse, that it has a bunch of regions in which the cuisine is completely different. We all understood what I was talking about.

  • @Wyatt_Riley
    @Wyatt_Riley 8 місяців тому +965

    Peanut butter slander will not be tolerated

    • @nsbioy
      @nsbioy 7 місяців тому +4

      Lol

    • @andrewking4350
      @andrewking4350 7 місяців тому +5

      Who’s eat non honey peanut butter out the jar

    • @Wyatt_Riley
      @Wyatt_Riley 7 місяців тому +14

      @@andrewking4350 me, honey peanut butter is the best though

    • @jeff8833
      @jeff8833 7 місяців тому +3

      Rabble rabble rabble!

    • @dorena7495
      @dorena7495 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Wyatt_Rileywith banana too

  • @memesredacted
    @memesredacted 7 місяців тому +388

    "If you want brown non-alcoholic drink, you drink kvass"
    .......mmmmmmm fermented bread juice

    • @chrismacdonald4570
      @chrismacdonald4570 6 місяців тому +8

      I love that stuff.
      But it does have a hint of " dirt" taste to it.

    • @thecraftycreeper3167
      @thecraftycreeper3167 6 місяців тому +22

      ​@chrismacdonald4570 what kind of kvass are you drinking ?
      I have never had dirty kvass

    • @vivalaitalia8613
      @vivalaitalia8613 5 місяців тому +3

      Это правда вкусно)

    • @Derp12348
      @Derp12348 5 місяців тому +2

      Russian quality mate you know

    • @revenge6050
      @revenge6050 5 місяців тому +7

      Best drink ever, especially if homemade by grandma on summer day

  • @thespartanamongus1121
    @thespartanamongus1121 7 місяців тому +102

    "Americans eat it by the jar"
    Guilty as charged, not regretful one bit

    • @tamjansan1154
      @tamjansan1154 6 місяців тому +4

      Especialy crunchy one ❤😂

    • @brandonellis8111
      @brandonellis8111 5 місяців тому +1

      Back in 2007, I use to eat a loaf of potato bread everyday to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

    • @jasonguest5820
      @jasonguest5820 5 місяців тому +1

      I buy 5lb tubs of peanut butter. I also think Klondike bars are repulsive.

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 4 місяці тому +3

      I ate so much peanutbutter in my early adult life 18-24 that I'm now allergic

    • @josephtheoracle3344
      @josephtheoracle3344 3 місяці тому +1

      Ive only met one person who does this aand ill never look at them the same way again

  • @mrfish2227
    @mrfish2227 3 місяці тому +207

    Attributing American cheese to America is like calling french fries french lol

    • @riflemaster4743
      @riflemaster4743 3 місяці тому +16

      Fr the only reason they call it American cheese is bc it is made of oil 🛢 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @theodorsonfors1391
      @theodorsonfors1391 3 місяці тому +2

      Where is it from?

    • @mrfish2227
      @mrfish2227 3 місяці тому +5

      @@theodorsonfors1391 🇨🇭

    • @iamlpdo19
      @iamlpdo19 3 місяці тому +1

      apparently the first recorded history of French fries was from Spain? So shouldn’t they be Spanish fries😂😂😂

    • @maxlevelmedia7448
      @maxlevelmedia7448 3 місяці тому +4

      lmao what? Are you saying that most american's go to cheese is not american cheese? I have witnessed american cheese, being an american, being the go-to cheese in like 90% of situations for most people around me, including myself lol. Dont get me wrong, I love most cheeses, even moreso than american... but it is most certainly an american thing lmfao

  • @edwardmiller9611
    @edwardmiller9611 8 місяців тому +338

    I agree with the cheeze and bread.

    • @USApatriotic629
      @USApatriotic629 8 місяців тому +1

      Same root beer is good at certain times though

    • @Fox12Over
      @Fox12Over 8 місяців тому

      @@USApatriotic629yeah like sometimes it’s good and sometimes it’s bad I don’t know why tho

    • @charleyhill9867
      @charleyhill9867 8 місяців тому

      So if some foreign guy tries the Walmart cheapest, you concur with him? Keep dreaming of being somewhere else. Lol

    • @Fox12Over
      @Fox12Over 8 місяців тому

      @@charleyhill9867 what’s your meaning partner

    • @Channel-23s
      @Channel-23s 8 місяців тому +1

      Tbf you’re supposed to cook/toast the cheese and bread

  • @user-cs1dk2ug7l
    @user-cs1dk2ug7l 8 місяців тому +572

    As someone from Wisconsin, not all American cheese is fake

    • @TheForklifter
      @TheForklifter 8 місяців тому +41

      What he had eaten isn't even legally American cheese. Real American cheese is great

    • @user-se3gv6bu9g
      @user-se3gv6bu9g 8 місяців тому +6

      сортов сыра очень много, как у вас так и у нас.

    • @fabled6745
      @fabled6745 8 місяців тому +15

      @@TheForklifternah just the phrase Real American Cheese is so wild

    • @TheForklifter
      @TheForklifter 8 місяців тому +17

      @@fabled6745 I have to say it because unfortunately awful Kraft singles and other garbage exists

    • @jamesboond007
      @jamesboond007 8 місяців тому +5

      I have once done a lot of research on that, there is real American cheese but Switzerland has more kinds of cheese than the us

  • @user-kk5zp5sd9r
    @user-kk5zp5sd9r 6 місяців тому +182

    Russian hamburger: take two loaves of bread, imagine the beef in between them...

    • @dzonibravo7867
      @dzonibravo7867 5 місяців тому +26

      Did that man hurt your feelings?

    • @fatman5377
      @fatman5377 4 місяці тому +7

      That not Russian that’s Soviet….

    • @bruhbruhh5103
      @bruhbruhh5103 3 місяці тому +3

      Soviet sammich

    • @emirgueneri988
      @emirgueneri988 3 місяці тому +1

      ahahha dirty

    • @StuckyStucky
      @StuckyStucky 3 місяці тому +2

      You could cry but we can go to a nearby café and buy a burger 😂

  • @macevillarreal8824
    @macevillarreal8824 3 місяці тому +249

    Coming from someone who’s diet consists of pickled everything, WW2 rations and vodka.

    • @MastermindElizabeth
      @MastermindElizabeth 3 місяці тому +8

      Pine cone vodka and pickled pine cones too.

    • @giomartinez6765
      @giomartinez6765 3 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @user-my1dx6lo9o
      @user-my1dx6lo9o 3 місяці тому +11

      i see you know a lot about russian cuisine

    • @tayeswoodham8617
      @tayeswoodham8617 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@user-my1dx6lo9oyea and the beet water they call soup isn't food either

    • @br3wski
      @br3wski 3 місяці тому +1

      I wonder if the Russian guy has any other vegetables than cabbage lol. Noticed he didn’t didn’t pull out a tomato and talk about it

  • @therealgeneralMacArthur
    @therealgeneralMacArthur 8 місяців тому +187

    WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO EAT PEANUT BUTTER LIKE A DAMN YOGURT???

    • @God-pc7og
      @God-pc7og 8 місяців тому +18

      Dawg u would be surprised at the amount of ppl who donthat typa shit. My homie just fists a jar to get that fuckin brown protein paste

    • @therealgeneralMacArthur
      @therealgeneralMacArthur 8 місяців тому +11

      @@God-pc7og my man, either you're friends with a generic strongman from a textbook 5 man band, or you need to get the hell out of whichever city you live in.

    • @draconian_dragons6588
      @draconian_dragons6588 8 місяців тому +3

      I can do two spoonfuls of pb before it is hell to consume alone

    • @lmvr127
      @lmvr127 8 місяців тому +3

      People who bulk 😂

    • @Supsup-md5ex
      @Supsup-md5ex 8 місяців тому +1

      I eat spoonfuls at a time for whole meals

  • @MrSbpool
    @MrSbpool 8 місяців тому +635

    Haha
    Same opinion in Polish neighbourhood 😂

    • @CrazyRussianDad
      @CrazyRussianDad  8 місяців тому +130

      dzień dobry

    • @polandball6037
      @polandball6037 8 місяців тому +36

      ​​@@CrazyRussianDadcześć

    • @GrzegorzZnadWisly
      @GrzegorzZnadWisly 8 місяців тому +18

      ​@@CrazyRussianDaddzień dobry

    • @zsoltpeter2858
      @zsoltpeter2858 8 місяців тому +6

      ​​@@CrazyRussianDadin eaatern europe it eas night then
      You re living on the ship going to new york😂

    • @666marq
      @666marq 8 місяців тому +12

      dzień dobry, murican food is like chewing your foot, tasteless junk thak makes you chunk, chunk of cholesterol.

  • @drugs_are_good_trust_me_bro
    @drugs_are_good_trust_me_bro 8 місяців тому +222

    As a german I can confirm, everything made in the US tastes like a chemist having fun in the lab.

    • @oxygenenjoyer1712
      @oxygenenjoyer1712 8 місяців тому +14

      Ironic considering your user but I can agree that everything here tastes like chemicals and reduces my life span

    • @charleyhill9867
      @charleyhill9867 8 місяців тому

      As a German?? Born and raised? I doubt!!. Most of you followers are simply jaded. As for foreigners, some are dumb enough to go for the commercial garbage in the same way an american might go to muscles itali and try that nasty ass pizza with muscles in shell on it. His American cheese is not actial cheese. That looked like craft. Veggie oil cheese. Someone should have told him to buy deli.

    • @Channel-23s
      @Channel-23s 8 місяців тому +13

      You should try BBQ it’s elite

    • @fabled6745
      @fabled6745 8 місяців тому +6

      @@Channel-23sbbq what? The activity or the spices?

    • @marvinbone1379
      @marvinbone1379 8 місяців тому

      Yes. And you're welcome for the 1.4 billion dollars American taxpayers forked over to your "peaceful" country after World War 2. Maybe we'd have more food scientists, if we hadn't lost almost a half-million people to the two wars you started. German hypocrisy....alive and well.

  • @user-gz2dl5sd6q
    @user-gz2dl5sd6q 3 місяці тому +13

    Как говорится "Зачем нужна американская капуста если есть картошка"

  • @TakerAMD
    @TakerAMD 8 місяців тому +162

    As a Russian I give you some of my thoughts.
    Peanut Butter sometimes good for like the protein shakes. And its really Hard to chew and swallow. Banana Peanut Butter actually good for toasts with Coffee or tea but some classic Peanut Butter tastes Hard.
    I never tried american mint chocolate but I tried it in the europe and it was kinda Ok. I believe that it is depends on how much mint was added.

    • @Idoexist._.
      @Idoexist._. 8 місяців тому +7

      as a russian, IMO i enjoy all of these, but they are not worth their cost.

    • @kcck7588
      @kcck7588 8 місяців тому +3

      Peanut butter toast SLAPS

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@kcck7588 peanut butter on pancakes or French toast 🤤🤤

    • @thea-10brrrt
      @thea-10brrrt 8 місяців тому

      As someone with russian heritage I can say natural peanut butter is completely discounting and gross and processed peanut butter is as bad or worse tasting, American mints as an american can be discounting and it depends on how dark the chocolate is or how much mint is in there

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 8 місяців тому

      ​@@thea-10brrrt peanut butter is just plant based end of the month doctors sausage. Full of fat and protien, but needs a lil something else to go with it.

  • @Jimmy-hg5lg
    @Jimmy-hg5lg 8 місяців тому +85

    My inlaws are from Russia I’ve sent a lot of peanut butter over there 😂

    • @DG-kq8zf
      @DG-kq8zf 7 місяців тому

      😂😂🤣

    • @marpanj1871
      @marpanj1871 7 місяців тому

      It is, but its rarely buying

    • @Johnfrancisbuttcrack
      @Johnfrancisbuttcrack 7 місяців тому

      Same here. How are you able to send it! Haven’t found any carriers who will send packages from US to Russia.

    • @Coltydabrewski
      @Coltydabrewski 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Johnfrancisbuttcrackyeah there’s a reason for that 😂💀

    • @daraygona7058
      @daraygona7058 7 місяців тому

      Saudi-Arabia is best route for packages to RU​@@Johnfrancisbuttcrack

  • @rb2287
    @rb2287 3 місяці тому +7

    I’ve always found it fascinating how the human pallet varies so much. Although we are all wired the same, we train our pallets differently and thus have different tastes in food. Pretty cool actually.

  • @TheDanaMan
    @TheDanaMan 8 місяців тому +64

    As a Ukrainian I agree we don’t like these foods either

    • @mustafagani1816
      @mustafagani1816 7 місяців тому +2

      We should say soviet and embrace our brothers from the same land... Not saying your different cultures don't matter, because they do, but I have family from Belarus, Russia and Ukraine, and I don't like the animosity between them.

    • @Freddie1980
      @Freddie1980 7 місяців тому +5

      @@mustafagani1816 The guy probably doesn't want to be a Soviet. Last time Ukraine was under the umbrella of 'brotherly nations' millions of them were killed.

    • @whitehouse9999
      @whitehouse9999 7 місяців тому +1

      That’s the thing about ruzzia, EVERYONE must be ruzzian!

    • @-Ryan_Gasoline-
      @-Ryan_Gasoline- 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Freddie1980"Last time"? That was 90 years ago in the 30's, under a dictator the USSR itself didn't like at all. Ukraine was completely fine onwards after WWII.

    • @gang_master6774
      @gang_master6774 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Freddie1980bro even after stalin the third soviet leader (khurushchev) was ukrainian himself

  • @ab-vk7cx
    @ab-vk7cx 8 місяців тому +182

    Russians food “Boiled Potato”

    • @tmq0311....
      @tmq0311.... 8 місяців тому +17

      Actually it's black bread and pink salad

    • @pimpslickness
      @pimpslickness 8 місяців тому +12

      And extra fishy tasting fish.

    • @ГверифайдИС
      @ГверифайдИС 8 місяців тому

      Looks like you know nothing about russian cousine 😂. Typical american

    • @BalkanVlach
      @BalkanVlach 8 місяців тому +19

      At least we have our own cuisine

    • @slimg67
      @slimg67 8 місяців тому +9

      My comment got deleted? 😂 I said it’s funny when Americans do that but when somebody else make fun of their food they get mad.

  • @michaeljames7358
    @michaeljames7358 7 місяців тому +121

    Ok, but you Russians made a soup out of BEETS. Cmon dude 😂😂😂

    • @thanxbutno
      @thanxbutno 7 місяців тому +33

      whats wrong with beets

    • @mypetcrow9873
      @mypetcrow9873 7 місяців тому +4

      BLEAH!!! 👎🤢🤮

    • @sibsnake
      @sibsnake 6 місяців тому

      surely plastic shit tastes better for your rotten body.

    • @Victor-hk8mv
      @Victor-hk8mv 6 місяців тому +20

      I bet you havent try it
      its still bettter than the 1 procent natural foods yall have💀
      i mean we all know the american cheese it litterely not even cheese

    • @bobjones3069
      @bobjones3069 6 місяців тому

      ​@@thanxbutno nothing. As long as you don't eat them

  • @user-gi6dd3nt6x
    @user-gi6dd3nt6x 3 місяці тому +52

    Stay in Russia eating Kholodets (meat jelly) 😂😂😂

    • @zacablaster
      @zacablaster 3 місяці тому +4

      With strong mustard that stuff is actually good. I thought it was gonna be gross and now I gotta go buy more because I'm not about to boil pigs feet for six hours

    • @user-gi6dd3nt6x
      @user-gi6dd3nt6x 3 місяці тому +1

      @@zacablaster yuck!! Lol

    • @O4O4O47
      @O4O4O47 3 місяці тому

      bros offended just cause hes simply pointing out all ur processed shit they feed the obesity motherland

    • @Nate_Higers_8814
      @Nate_Higers_8814 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@user-gi6dd3nt6x if you didn't know, it's just a broth that has frozen and become like jelly, there's nothing nasty about it

    • @blutimberry
      @blutimberry 3 місяці тому

      Atleast we don't eat jellied eel.

  • @kyleanderson6134
    @kyleanderson6134 8 місяців тому +52

    The last 4 are definitely spot on in my opinion! Cheap bread and cheese imitation slices are for in a pinch situations.

    • @StephenButlerOne
      @StephenButlerOne 8 місяців тому

      American cheese is only acceptable when on a good burger.

    • @Blaidd7542
      @Blaidd7542 2 місяці тому

      @@StephenButlerOne a good burger becomes a burger when you put a plastic cheese square on it.
      A good burger has good cheese or no cheese.

    • @StephenButlerOne
      @StephenButlerOne 2 місяці тому

      @@Blaidd7542 ok I'll slightly amend it. American cheese is only acceptable on a poor burger.

  • @daniellong1525
    @daniellong1525 8 місяців тому +43

    Yea a lot of us good Americans dont like the American cheese either. Lettuce is also just for filler most of the time, maybe texture and crunch. I agree with some of your points though

    • @Mandatory-Fun
      @Mandatory-Fun 8 місяців тому

      The only thing American cheese is mandatory on is a Philly cheesesteak

    • @Channel-23s
      @Channel-23s 8 місяців тому

      The cheese is great it just has to be used in food and or cooked

    • @StephenButlerOne
      @StephenButlerOne 8 місяців тому +2

      We seem to eat a lot of iceberg lettuce in the UK, but I agree thinly sliced cabbage, with onion is way better.

    • @Duke_of_Prunes
      @Duke_of_Prunes 8 місяців тому +1

      That cheap processed "American" cheese was popular 50 years ago. Rootbeer as well. Very few people buy that any longer. Tastes disgusting.

    • @dominictrupiano
      @dominictrupiano 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Duke_of_Prunesanyone on a budget is buying American cheese, it’s really only good on a cold sandwich, root beer isn’t even American lol

  • @docbrowning
    @docbrowning 8 місяців тому +19

    I agree with everything except rootbeer.
    Rootbeer and vanilla ice cream mixed is 👌👌

    • @jazzy5548
      @jazzy5548 8 місяців тому +3

      YESSSSS, and american bread cause it solves headaches

    • @schloany4479
      @schloany4479 7 місяців тому +1

      @@jazzy5548 See but why the fuck is our bread working like aspirin tho lmfao

  • @PM-qp5he
    @PM-qp5he 5 місяців тому +32

    I love how every country eats peanuts, but once you put them in a food processor with some oil its all of a sudden gross.

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 3 місяці тому

      You don't even need oil to make most nut butters. Just toast the nuts before processing to exude their natural oils.

  • @donk5058
    @donk5058 7 місяців тому +39

    Russians when you hand them anything but vodka:

    • @wherethemonstersgo
      @wherethemonstersgo 3 місяці тому

      It's a fable that Russians drink loads of vodka. They in fact drink a lot of tea

    • @BBKArtem
      @BBKArtem 2 місяці тому

      И дерьма

  • @coolintheshade
    @coolintheshade 7 місяців тому +29

    You’re pretty spot on with everything aside from mint and chocolate. They pair great together

    • @Lotek117
      @Lotek117 7 місяців тому +5

      Eww! That's by far the worst one!....

    • @dronsito
      @dronsito 7 місяців тому +1

      Agreed with you my bro

    • @basedimperialism
      @basedimperialism 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Lotek117 Your opinion has been discarded. Please come back when your flag is on the moon. Have a nice day!

  • @Germany097
    @Germany097 6 днів тому

    „a non sandwich“ 😂😂😂😂

  • @timothynguyen7274
    @timothynguyen7274 8 місяців тому +156

    This man talking with real facts.

    • @williamcampbell2656
      @williamcampbell2656 7 місяців тому +1

      I agree with the bread and processed cheese, but real American cheese is delicious. As if Russia is known for culinary delights! 😂 Yak piss keeps you warm in da winter, comrade, acquired taste! If you hate it don't eat it Boris! Nobody is forcing you to stay here !

  • @krystlev6810
    @krystlev6810 7 місяців тому +16

    I think the rest of the world actually thinks we only have one kind of cheese, and that's the kraft cheese slices, cause they probably saw it on a movie once

    • @the_neo_crusader
      @the_neo_crusader 5 місяців тому +2

      Same with wonder bread

    • @Noothgrush420
      @Noothgrush420 4 місяці тому +2

      No it’s because that’s your creation, whereas all the nice bread you guys also have is just copied from other countries

    • @tompilkington7379
      @tompilkington7379 4 місяці тому +1

      Because it’s called American cheese?

    • @Blaidd7542
      @Blaidd7542 2 місяці тому

      Because in most of the world it’s branded “American cheese” and often has American flag themed packaging.

  • @edsstuff8407
    @edsstuff8407 8 місяців тому +92

    I agree that all of these are bad 🤣

    • @CrazyRussianDad
      @CrazyRussianDad  8 місяців тому +8

      "good"

    • @bananamontana1136
      @bananamontana1136 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@CrazyRussianDad try refrigerating the peanut butter before eating it by itself, room temperature peanut butter is only good with other items

    • @Thatoneretardwithaaccount
      @Thatoneretardwithaaccount 8 місяців тому

      @@bananamontana1136I’ve tried that before, and as a Russian, still just as ass lmao

    • @kurtcobainii1075
      @kurtcobainii1075 8 місяців тому

      Mint. Chawclat. Is. Amaziiiing.

    • @Nachyoguy
      @Nachyoguy 8 місяців тому

      Same

  • @travispeterson5359
    @travispeterson5359 3 місяці тому +11

    Never talk bad about peanut butter.

    • @Ur_Local_Italian
      @Ur_Local_Italian Місяць тому

      I like peanut butter but when i swallow it for some reason the middle of my chest hurts.

  • @ander1725
    @ander1725 8 місяців тому +14

    My favourite russian food is potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, and potatoes,

    • @chexrice
      @chexrice 7 місяців тому +2

      Fermented and distilled potatoes!
      *Potatoes are from South America.

    • @joshblake4171
      @joshblake4171 7 місяців тому

      Idk what you guys are talking about potatos was considered poison until the Irish showed everyone thats its only bad if you eat a million of them in a day

    • @DG-kq8zf
      @DG-kq8zf 7 місяців тому

      My favorite was their by-product. I had to quit because it was killing me, I liked it so much.

    • @chexrice
      @chexrice 7 місяців тому

      @@joshblake4171 you are telling me that the indigenous people of Peru cultivated 3,000 varieties of potatoes on terraces built into the mountainsides where in a few miles had a representation of almost every climate on the planet and they did all this without knowing you could eat them? It's a good thing the Irish came along and let them know you could eat them isn't it? All that breeding they did for thousands of years to thrive in different environments and increase its value as a food and nobody ever ate it until the Irish. Crazy isn't it?
      Don't get me started on Italian tomato sauce or all those peppers in Asian food or those beans the British eat for breakfast.

  • @tonybob791
    @tonybob791 6 місяців тому +24

    Russian, ordering at Texas Road House: "I would like a vodka with a side order of communism."

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 3 місяці тому +4

      You should come up with something more creative...

    • @knife0party
      @knife0party 3 місяці тому

      ​@@oliveryt7168yea... like voodka

  • @Zelurpio
    @Zelurpio 8 місяців тому +22

    as a east german, I agree, there is still some soviet influence over here, i even have some russian friends who's parents came to germany in the 80s.

    • @zsoltpeter2858
      @zsoltpeter2858 8 місяців тому

      East berlin evetybody hated russians. The russian rsstorNts and shop were alnost empty

  • @littleladybug40
    @littleladybug40 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm part Russian and I agree with all of this :)

  • @MrMajsterixx
    @MrMajsterixx 8 місяців тому +7

    in other words "everything that i didnt eat since i was kid tastes bad"

    • @propeladdict9174
      @propeladdict9174 7 місяців тому +2

      You CANNOT defend American cheese and white bread 😂 the cheese is just edible plastic, and white bread is just chemicals and additives.

    • @charlesbrown4483
      @charlesbrown4483 5 місяців тому

      @@propeladdict9174 You’re spreading misinformation. Go on your search engine right now and ask “why is American cheese called cheese product?”
      Educate yourself before you speak!

  • @marksmith4892
    @marksmith4892 8 місяців тому +5

    He's wrong on every count except "Wonder Bread". He nailed it with that one.

    • @sashafarber617
      @sashafarber617 3 дні тому

      As a person who was born in the USA from Jewish/Russian immigrants I can say he is entirely right. I have been raised with both cuisines and with confidence say I prefer the Russian one. Although, I will say that American style Pizza is probably the only thing I would miss if I had to never eat any "American food" ever again.

    • @marksmith4892
      @marksmith4892 3 дні тому

      @@sashafarber617 i think russian palates and american palates are accustomed to wildly dissimilar food items so that a person can prefer the russian food or else the american food but not both simultaneously. consider seaweed that the japanese eat all the time. the very thought of eating seaweed once made me throw up but today i could eat it by the bucket. the russian foods that he often introduces strike me as sour and disgusting but i would not have it any other way because variety and trying new things is what makes the world an interesting place.

    • @sashafarber617
      @sashafarber617 2 дні тому

      @@marksmith4892 I am pleasantly surprised by your intelligent response. God bless you sir!

    • @marksmith4892
      @marksmith4892 2 дні тому

      @@sashafarber617 "pleasantly surprised" what the hell is that supposed to mean

  • @wizzedcam
    @wizzedcam 8 місяців тому +10

    Man you’re supposed to eat the PB with something else, it’s not popular to eat it straight out the jar like that 😭 try it with jelly on toasted bread or make a PB and banana sandwich, you might like it

    • @Florida--Man
      @Florida--Man 6 місяців тому

      Wait what??? Peanut butter and banana? Imma... barf

    • @charlesbrown4483
      @charlesbrown4483 5 місяців тому

      @@Florida--Man ??? Literally the second most popular way to eat peanut butter other than PB&J

    • @Florida--Man
      @Florida--Man 5 місяців тому

      @@charlesbrown4483 LIES
      I have never EVER seen anyone eat that in my 179 years of life

    • @goonfish
      @goonfish 5 місяців тому

      ​@@charlesbrown4483 Ehhh - may just be my New England pedigree, but I'd definitely put Peanut Butter & Fluff (Fluffernutter) as #2...

    • @charlesbrown4483
      @charlesbrown4483 5 місяців тому

      @@goonfish wtf y’all just eating spoonfuls of peanut butter and that marshmallow stuff? Nah no way lol

  • @aeonhelendale8777
    @aeonhelendale8777 2 місяці тому

    All of this, is why we fought the cold war, and the opinions being incorrect, is why we won.

  • @tiffanygordon7250
    @tiffanygordon7250 8 місяців тому +5

    I agree about the mint and chocolate. It shouldn’t got together but I know some people that loves it

  • @wheezer6695
    @wheezer6695 8 місяців тому +4

    Now the cheese I'll concede to, the peanut butter I can understand, and the lettuce I will not concede, but mint and chocolate is both an amazing combination and a great tool to cool your mouth if you drink water just afterwards.

  • @HaydenLau.
    @HaydenLau. 8 місяців тому +5

    I love all of these unironically

  • @VicodineCocaine
    @VicodineCocaine 3 місяці тому

    As a Russian, I can say that we have peanut butter in every major retail chain shop in my area and people (especially young ones, myself included) buy it every now and then, it's just not insanely popular. Same goes for American-style processed cheese, it's literally in every store and I see people buying it quite often.
    The only product amongst mentioned that is really hard to come by is root beer, Russians do really prefer kvass

  • @judgedredd1758
    @judgedredd1758 7 місяців тому +35

    😂😂😂 I'm American and I agree with you.... I won't buy bread unless fresh from a Italian bakery. Peanut butter is good but not by itself. You can fix holes in a wall with peanut butter 😂😂😂

    • @redeyes3847
      @redeyes3847 7 місяців тому

      Kappa 😊

    • @coins9647
      @coins9647 7 місяців тому

      Try German bread!

    • @MagicToenail
      @MagicToenail 6 місяців тому +2

      @@coins9647Tried it, and did not like it. I prefer home-made bread or true Italian bread.

    • @unclejames9955
      @unclejames9955 3 місяці тому

      Try Scandinavian Rye bread

  • @Xenogamer1871
    @Xenogamer1871 8 місяців тому +4

    As an American who loves mint and chocolate I am rolling on the floor.

  • @MaximPallascioCA
    @MaximPallascioCA 7 місяців тому +23

    As a Canadian, the peanut butter one felt personal

    • @satisfactioner8656
      @satisfactioner8656 7 місяців тому +3

      As a Canadian, the root beer one felt personal

    • @MaximPallascioCA
      @MaximPallascioCA 7 місяців тому +1

      @@satisfactioner8656 agreed

    • @jdniedner
      @jdniedner 6 місяців тому +1

      It's stuck on the roof of your mouth? You're doing WRONG.

    • @Henry_The_Goat
      @Henry_The_Goat 6 місяців тому +1

      I agree also root beer( I only drink a&w) and chocolate mints are amazing.

    • @satisfactioner8656
      @satisfactioner8656 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Henry_The_Goat A&W has to be the only good root beer in Canada, especially the bottled ones

  • @BigChungus2153
    @BigChungus2153 3 місяці тому

    I agree to all of them except the mint and chocolate. The one I loved the most was that cabbage is enter than lettuce. Absolutely right affirmation.

  • @masterkief2394
    @masterkief2394 8 місяців тому +5

    Better than meat jello 😂

    • @nataliepodgainova6582
      @nataliepodgainova6582 7 місяців тому +1

      Meat jello is far more tasty then sweat😀

    • @masterkief2394
      @masterkief2394 7 місяців тому

      @@nataliepodgainova6582I will say borscht has my heart

  • @armoredlumberjack1999
    @armoredlumberjack1999 8 місяців тому +4

    Im a slav and i love all of these, i love our foods aswell.... its a miracle im not fat at this point

  • @CozyButcher
    @CozyButcher 8 місяців тому +5

    "You get a non-sandwich"
    This is why we make our own. Tvorog and borodinsky are possibly the greatest fast snack on the planet, filling and healthy. It's why Cozy is one of the rare non-fat Americans.

  • @scooter2kool173
    @scooter2kool173 6 місяців тому +4

    Guy just needs to stay with vodka and turnips. As an American he crushed me with peanut butter.

  • @beachbum4805
    @beachbum4805 7 місяців тому +17

    Bro bought the cheapest shittiest food brands he could find then decided to complain

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 4 місяці тому +1

      Right, wonder bread is one of the least popular breads

    • @bruhbruhh5103
      @bruhbruhh5103 3 місяці тому

      Frfr bro shopped a dollar tree instead of wegmans

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 3 місяці тому +2

      Or he picked the most stereotipically "american foods", he's not gonna pick the millions of items present in all of supermarkets

    • @roroteam8395
      @roroteam8395 3 місяці тому +2

      Still American

    • @KyleAyres-ru6ru
      @KyleAyres-ru6ru 3 місяці тому

      Nah we earned the wonder bread stereotype. Even the “honey wheat” and shit is still fake bread.

  • @temporary2834
    @temporary2834 8 місяців тому +30

    Rootbeer is delicious. Just gotta get the good brands

    • @russellschlack3950
      @russellschlack3950 7 місяців тому

      Are you a barq's or a mug fan
      Also flat or carbonated

    • @nathalieb734
      @nathalieb734 7 місяців тому +1

      The worst non-alcoholic drink i ever tasted. Absolutely the worst.

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo Місяць тому +1

    If you actually go into, how American ”cheese” is made, it’s so processed that it has nothing to do with cheese. 🤢🤮

  • @ChernobylUnited
    @ChernobylUnited 8 місяців тому +4

    To be fair is Americans hate American bread and cheese

    • @DG-kq8zf
      @DG-kq8zf 7 місяців тому

      Yep. I think it's what is used to introduce preschoolers to bread and cheese. They eventually grow out of it.

  • @davidmichael9034
    @davidmichael9034 7 місяців тому +7

    He's not wrong 😂

  • @KdEAG1112
    @KdEAG1112 7 місяців тому +10

    I agree with everything, but Russians telling me something about sweets?? Nahh your sweets are nasty😂😂😂😂

    • @sergeyalaev9393
      @sergeyalaev9393 7 місяців тому +5

      Our sweets? I mean, what's wrong with them?

    • @CEOofWasrael
      @CEOofWasrael 6 місяців тому +3

      Russian candy is pretty fire. My old neighbors used to bring me some every time they went home.

  • @Russian_OrkZ
    @Russian_OrkZ 8 місяців тому +7

    Когда-то я таки решил попробовать арахисовое масло. Вообще не понял, почему целая страна любит эту ореховую патоку

    • @DG-kq8zf
      @DG-kq8zf 7 місяців тому

      Finally, an actual Russia comment that I had to translate...
      I like the chunky peanut butter. It goes really good on celery, swirled in ice cream with caramel, with chocolate, and on waffles with maple syrup. It's just something we all grew up with. It's like the Australians with their vegemite. That just sounds weird to me. 🙂

    • @-Ryan_Gasoline-
      @-Ryan_Gasoline- 7 місяців тому

      Они едят это, потому что это дешево. Но я все равно предпочитаю колбасу арахисовому маслу.

    • @Luke-bq4bz
      @Luke-bq4bz 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@-Ryan_Gasoline-I bet you do

    • @Blackout30097
      @Blackout30097 7 місяців тому

      @@Luke-bq4bzLMFAO💀

    • @DustinDonald-cz9ot
      @DustinDonald-cz9ot 3 місяці тому

      Three words my Russian friend, peanut butter cookies.

  • @joelex7966
    @joelex7966 7 місяців тому +4

    As an American I agree with everything except peanut butter. Especially the wonderbread and American Cheese.

  • @BalefulBunyip
    @BalefulBunyip 8 місяців тому +4

    As an Australian I completely agree - except for the peanut butter which is excellent on toast or as a base for satay sauce. Appart from that I agree with every other item. Mint chocolate eeeyuk!

    • @astonsuperreal
      @astonsuperreal 7 місяців тому

      "Accept"🤣🤣🤣🤣itse except

  • @valerianruby3346
    @valerianruby3346 3 місяці тому +1

    As an American I loved this! 😂 if you want a salad just use cabbage!!

  • @BurchellAtTheWharf
    @BurchellAtTheWharf 8 місяців тому +4

    Cabot cheese???
    Cabot is a high school 🤣
    A guy in a boat named "the mathew"
    And a stewpid golf course 😅

    • @BurchellAtTheWharf
      @BurchellAtTheWharf 8 місяців тому +2

      Ohh, and wonder bread?
      I wonder how its even edible 😂🤔
      And kraft, old kraft peanut butter was a war rashin , if sealed, it can last almost forever
      Just like winder bread and that cabot cheese

  • @MikeMikeActual
    @MikeMikeActual 6 місяців тому +4

    No-one has ever cared what Russia's opinions are, not even Russian's!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @GreasyTheGreat
    @GreasyTheGreat 8 місяців тому +5

    When you realise Russia can’t even import real mozzarella or many other cheeses/products you start to feel bad instead of annoyed for them

    • @user-je5dw7wm5k
      @user-je5dw7wm5k 8 місяців тому

      Why? I have eaten cheeses from farm a lot of times

    • @datsunlambchops4624
      @datsunlambchops4624 8 місяців тому +4

      Russia has everything you have, and more. Westerners need to get over themselves believing that they are the only place that has Anything.
      I am from Canada and I will tell you what ALL the former eastern bloc has that America doesn't. A GOOD EDUCATION SYSTEM. Seriously when I am over there I am so surprised on how well educated their children are. America and Canada we don't really compare for primary education.

    • @dominictrupiano
      @dominictrupiano 7 місяців тому +1

      @@datsunlambchops4624y’all need to get over yourselves, it seems every other country has an issue with americans for no reason, just cause we beat y’all to the moon doesn’t mean our people hate your people.

    • @datsunlambchops4624
      @datsunlambchops4624 7 місяців тому +1

      @dominictrupiano For no reason. How about the funding of political opposition. The highjacking of companies and resources. (Research 1990s Russia) The bombing and killing of innocent civilians and civilian infrastructure (see Serbia 1999) . The overthrowing effective but not democratic governments and stealing their gold and resources (Libya 2011) . Your nations rulers and bankers are criminals. So keep your head down and joke about the moon.
      While your at it read the new reports on your minuteman 3 icbm, then read the reports on the Russian equivalent. The citizens of America are being robbed and apparently brainwashed.

    • @danield.3408
      @danield.3408 7 місяців тому

      Yes, and I'm sure Russia has everything "the West" has, like eggs, right? I'm sure all those little boys and girls in Russia are allowed to do anything that doesn't involve criticizing Putin or the government. ​@datsunlambchops4624

  • @sirbagelsworth9463
    @sirbagelsworth9463 3 місяці тому

    Peanut butter depends on brand and stuff. I like a peanut butter with honey in it. It's smoother and easier to eat but usually with something like a jam

  • @mdeliyski
    @mdeliyski 8 місяців тому +5

    Tovarisch, you have the worse bread and cheese in Russia. Not defending the American ones, just yours are as horrible as these.

  • @belowme1908
    @belowme1908 3 місяці тому +5

    Don't recall being worried about Russian opinions on any of our culture

    • @lolno1547
      @lolno1547 3 місяці тому +2

      And he doesnt care abt your comment. Everyone has an opinion.

    • @belowme1908
      @belowme1908 3 місяці тому

      @lolno1547 Just as your's don't mean shit!

    • @lolno1547
      @lolno1547 3 місяці тому

      @@belowme1908 Wow you really are a child. You're brain really has been damaged by all of that processed food I see.

    • @popiejopie5801
      @popiejopie5801 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@belowme1908you ok buddy?

  • @poyrazpacal2383
    @poyrazpacal2383 2 місяці тому

    Combining pizza and whipped cream
    That's the most american thing i ever heard

  • @petergriffiinbirdistheword
    @petergriffiinbirdistheword 3 місяці тому +1

    Bread is not supposed to smush? Do Russians eat rock hard bread 😂 Also, you're eating all of these foods completely wrong so the feedback is pointless.

  • @boebender
    @boebender 3 місяці тому +2

    I thought we sanctioned y’all 😂😂😂
    How’d you get that?? 😂😂😂

  • @echoseven8580
    @echoseven8580 2 місяці тому

    Cabbage is awful. When I was deployed to Poland, we ate nothing but cabbage for months. I'll never understand how the people over there think cabbage is food, much less a meal on its own.

  • @B-26354
    @B-26354 3 місяці тому

    As a Brit:-
    1. Peanut butter is awful.
    2. Root Beer is awful
    3. American Bread is indeed awful and sugary.
    4. American cheese wins for burgers.
    5. Lettuce is alright.
    6. Chocolate & mint is alright - try after eights.

  • @callspreadzero854
    @callspreadzero854 3 місяці тому

    Besides the peanut butter, I completely agree. Sincerely, an American.

  • @OJ-xw2oc
    @OJ-xw2oc 3 місяці тому

    "Nonsandwich"😂

  • @Fluffy._.Doggo.123
    @Fluffy._.Doggo.123 2 місяці тому

    The mint+chocolate disrespect will NOT be tolerated

  •  2 місяці тому +1

    I am an American and I am chuggin a rootbeer mug as I am writing this comment.....😅

  • @scruffy.
    @scruffy. 3 місяці тому

    Agree with everything but the mint chocolate, your just wrong with that one😂

  • @HuntrKnn
    @HuntrKnn 2 місяці тому

    As an American, I agree.

  • @thekingturtle6111
    @thekingturtle6111 3 місяці тому

    At least we don’t disappear when we talk bad about our country

  • @lynntony8949
    @lynntony8949 2 місяці тому

    My son has a girlfriend in St Petersburg Russia and her parents love peanut butter. When he went to visit, they asked for peanut butter and Maple syrup.

  • @Matt-gs2mf
    @Matt-gs2mf 3 місяці тому

    he’s completely correct about the bread and cheese tbh

  • @michaelbrown343
    @michaelbrown343 3 місяці тому +2

    I might be a little Russian. I can't stand mint and chocolate together!

  • @LaszloSantorelli
    @LaszloSantorelli 3 місяці тому

    I'm full-blown American and I absolutely despise every one of these items. Never touched them never will...

  • @livewithsin
    @livewithsin 3 місяці тому

    What you're tasting is freedom.

  • @Dutch.W
    @Dutch.W 3 місяці тому

    As an American, pizza and whipped cream sounds bussin ngl

  • @cjonesufc
    @cjonesufc 2 місяці тому

    Butter the bread, and a touch of garlic salt, butter side in the pan, two slices of American cheese, add a second piece of buttered seasoned bread facing up. Fry until crispy then flip and fry the other side. You’ll find it transformed. Although, as an American, I do prefer a heartier bread.

  • @Frank-jb9cs
    @Frank-jb9cs 3 місяці тому +1

    Vodka is better than American Vodka 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @lesterksi4521
    @lesterksi4521 2 місяці тому

    Nah nah nah, you crossed the line with that choc-mint comment

  • @labyrinth75
    @labyrinth75 2 місяці тому

    Wonder bread is not the only bread we have. Same thing when I hear foreigners complaining about American chocolate. They think Hershey bars are our only option.

  • @secretagent4610
    @secretagent4610 3 місяці тому

    As a Merican, I hate peppermint patties too, but mint chocolate chip ice cream is good. Peppermint patties taste like chocolate covered toothpaste, much like root beer also tastes like toothpaste.

  • @amandamorris6275
    @amandamorris6275 3 місяці тому

    Lol I'm American and i agree with almost everything you said except about the peanut butter (you typically eat it with jelly or honey), root beer (granted, it's an acquired taste)

  • @coolguy92317
    @coolguy92317 2 дні тому

    That's strange. From my perspective I've always thought russians liked american peanut butter

  • @alexanderdeburdegala4609
    @alexanderdeburdegala4609 2 місяці тому

    You need to try Sharp American cheese that comes in a firm block, it's a vastly different taste and texture than the kind you tried . That limp America cheese you is mainly used for melting, like on a burger, or maccaroni and cheese etc.

  • @user-vi2uf7vc3j
    @user-vi2uf7vc3j 3 місяці тому

    He is choking on the sweet taste of freedom

  • @Frightful_Lag0
    @Frightful_Lag0 2 місяці тому

    Root beer is a German invention, peanut butter is delicious if it's natural. And white bread is Dutch, mint chocolate is a French invention

  • @BorDer-sz8dc
    @BorDer-sz8dc 4 місяці тому +1

    He is right !