How to Drink Vodka Like a Real Russian
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- Опубліковано 19 лют 2020
- Enjoy this Master Class on how to drink vodka like a real Russian. This is for tourists, diplomats and spies. Not for children.
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This video is supposed to be humorous, but the guy is actually telling very accurately how we Russians drink vodka.
he forgot to talk about запой...
I was a Diplomat in Russia and he is right on -- Every American needs to experience a vodka darinking session with seasoned Russian darinker !
Alcohol and cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Hey! Yes Dr.benfungi
100% agree I used to have Psychosis and paranoid thoughts like "people thinking about me talking about me etc. Very odd behavior after getting off Adderall from 7-16. Antidepressants at 18-29. 31 now. I took way to much, but took about 20g of Gold caps (Psilocybin containing mushroom) I analyzed my entire life. The emotions that came out helped me understand behavior etc more. Wont ever need to do it again because I'm happy and contempt forever, but I wish more people did this to alter their perception of reality. Would help with healing much trauma
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
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wish they were readily available in my place. Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone. He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an obsession with violence.
...and after the bottle emptied don't forget to ask your drinking companion a very traditional question - "Do you respect me?"
you forgot about touching and shaking his shoulder
soooo true
"rated pg13"
Usually before that if they refuse to drink together.
Your fat is to distracting not drinking yet
I grew up in China with a good Russian friend who moved there when he was 5. We used to drink Russian Standard in high school, he would bring some pickles, Khleb, some canned ham. He taught me to always smell the bread before eating it 😂 seriously just like you did lol
5:23 “The Japanese have their tea ceremony but we Russians have our vodka ceremony” haha as a Japanese this was funny and made my day.
I did not mean any disrespect!
I know. It was just funny for some reason to me. I like Russian content so keep it up please!
Asian continent
@@CrazyRussianDad If the communists had closed the genocidal alcohol and tobacco industries, addicts would have been killed in their sins, but they would have saved later generations. Today, Russia would be a drug-free nation. Communism never again: ua-cam.com/video/_HTmJ83chqs/v-deo.html
And Putin profits from the death of the Russian people: Carlsberg, Heineken, Budweiser, British American Tobacco, Philip Morris International, Japan Tobacco International, among other multinationals of death.
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In Ireland there is no ceremonies for everyday things
Most important: Never drink alone, always in company.
As George thorogood said; I drink alone! With nobody else!
I drink in front yard alone until stranger walks by then I share then black out, good stuff
Ooops
I disagree. Having a few glasses of whiskey alone while reading or watching a movie can be joyous.
always alone so i dont have choice lol
Remember! Drinking warm vodka is an official crime!
And people who sell Liquor should know that it should be put in the fridge like beer
not everyone can afford that
Well fuck😂😂 I'm new to drinking I'm 20 about to turn 21
As an American I broke the Russian law but I did expose the secret on why. Warm Vodka taste disgusting, cold vodka taste really good. I always drink Popov or Smirnoff Warm but I would never drink Brewskee Stahn dah luvee or Stolichnaya warm.
@@Goodbye-od1le 21 is a stupid age where im from its 18 but most drink at like 14. 21 weak drinking age
Love that accent. I love Russian Standard, I don't drink Vodka often but when I do that's usually the Vodka I go for.
STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!!👍👍
I just drink out of bottle, opa!
Mne isto oppa
what does the word opa mean?
@@nikolaskalman9640 it's like an exclamation
You can also say it when you're surprised by something afaik
@@toxxxin4k633 is an exclamation in Russia??
@@nikolaskalman9640 I think it's more used as an expression of happiness
I had a Russian friend who looked like you, his name Ilya, but we are not friends anymore because he was drank a lot and alcohol always caused problems.
I hope he is fine now and live a happy life and I hope he quits alcohol
Hahaha, Oh Lord! I lived in Kazakhstan for many years. Yes... this is what it's like hahaha
What’s your view on borat
Wawaweiwa
Which city?
Hello I was born and adopted from Kazakhstan. I’m glad you know Kazakhstan
Yagshamash
I learnt yesterday that to get a job in Russia you need to down the shot glass then granulated glass & the chug out of the bottle😂
As a Russian man and former drunkard (are former drunkards exist?) I can say that the video is quite authentic. By the way it's absolutely all right to sniff the piece of bread, a bit of smoked fish, a silse of cheese and a sleeve (if you haven't got any food).
What
Yes here
Why smell your sleeve?
@@nuynobi you know, vodka is quite strong drink. Sometimes it's necessary to hold your breath after drinking, for this you have to sniff something (a cucumber, a pickle, a piece of bread) but if you have nothing you can smell a sleeve or wrist :) (or just hold your breath for a while).
Of course you can eat or drink it up, or even drink vodka without anything. It's all just habits.
As a Russian 5’0” girl i confirm a sleeve sniffing method! Alcohol and food together don’t go well for me so i smell the sleeve! And an “afterdrink” of cooled down boiled water (кипяточек) is also awesome
When I was in Russia I was at a bar at 3 am quite happy with vodka and I was hungry. I said to my Russian friend that I wanted to eat and he said, “don’t worry foreigner, in Russia the chefs work all night !” I begot a full meal soon afterward 👍👍👍
I'm half russian but never learned how to speak it and love the language/ culture. i'd love to go to russia someday. hopefully the war ends soon and i can go
R.K. Same here!
Come to poland. our vodka is best cause we invented vodka, russians copied us. we have facts for this. Sandomierz 1405. try those vodkas if you interested in good stuff
Chopin
Sobieski
Finlandia
Zubrowka Bison Grass
Wyborowa
@@slavicdrill3211 Thank you! I definitely am. Polish people are great, I dated a polish girl for a while she was awesome. lol. I will definitely come to poland! Hopefully I don't get in "trouble" for being Russian? lol
@@ShockwaveZero No, As long your not Pro War its all okay. But you definitely must try our Vodkas. 😉🤝 we got much to offer.
@@slavicdrill3211 That sounds perfect. I would love to come, and try every single vodka! With pickles right? Maybe even meet you guys!! lol. Polish women are very beautiful too!!
Pause wasn’t long enough, ending up staying and drinking the whole liquor cabinet.
Thanks for these tips Papa Russia, I will cherish this information for the rest of my life. Greetings from Finland, your channel is amazing!
Another interesting way to drink vodka is to cut a pickle in half, scoop out the innards, pour vodka in pickle, drink vodka out of pickle, eat pickle as zakuska:)
Привет от челябинцев из Вирджинии!
Kinky!
Wow, I really needed that!
I just found your channel! I love it!!!
I love your video :D
So, for New Year's in America, we decided to have a Russian Vodka Party. We had pickled mushrooms, pickled cucumbers, sardines, olives, rye bread slices, crackers, four different types of vodkas... it was excellent!
Legendary
Olives?
@@cur8or99 of course
oh mann....mmmmmmmm....mouthwatering
This video tis Best thing
This is an excellent tutorial. Watching from Nairobi Kenya.
As a Russian/irish/native American I love this video make me feel my real uncut russian heritage👊 cheers brotha, comrade🔥🔥🔥
Man you seriously have prime genetics. I respect and admire all three cultures of your so much. на здоровье!
Great info thanks bro
Wow.. loved seeing your video. Will try it same way!
Spasiba!
Great, thanks for information!
Known in Poland too. Exactly the same pattern:)
Your English is amazing, and your accent is awesome. Thank you for the video.
I love that short 'pause' at the beginning of this video. Really funny. Russian Standard is a fine vodka, if you ask me. By the way, how many shots you had while doing this video? It was nearly empty by the end of the video 😂😂
i am russki myself and i feel like this guy is trolling with accent
he’s smiling too much
and seems like a american
Russki?
@@frdavion9750 да russki
But he still drinks it right like Russian
@@macwydd да
@@frdavion9750 *Русский*
Just love it, really looking forward to my Russia tour this summer:). Best regards from DK.
Amazing tips to drinking vodka !!! ❤
Solidny instruktaż!
Are you Polish
Drinking Russian standard right now. Didn’t have black bread and pickles so had to substitute in whole wheat and kimichi. Still hella good tho lmao
This is golden 😂
Bravo. Laughed a lot.
I really really enjoy of your producing how should drink Vodka in Russian way. Thank you. god bless you.
Cheers👍🏼
This video is hilarious. I have to practice these techniques, ha ha. The video reminds me of years ago, when I had a co-worker, Boris, who as a Russian emigre. It was during the perestroika and glasnost era, when Soviet goods were reaching US markets for the first time. I asked Boris how Stolichnaya compared to the vodka that he used to drink back in the USSR. Boris shook his head and responded in broken English, "Compared to peoples' vodka...it is same thing. But compared to Party vodka...NYET!"
Thank You My Friend!!! Cpocebo.
really helped alot 💯💯
I love this guy😊
Love this dude
Excellent ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼
Йор Инглиш из соу гуд!
BTW, I find teaching people how to drink водка very useful. Anyway, thx for the video.
(and again your accent is charming 😍)
If the communists had closed the genocidal alcohol and tobacco industries, addicts would have been killed in their sins, but they would have saved later generations. Today, Russia would be a drug-free nation. Communism never again: ua-cam.com/video/_HTmJ83chqs/v-deo.html
And Putin profits from the death of the Russian people: Carlsberg, Heineken, Budweiser, British American Tobacco, Philip Morris International, Japan Tobacco International, among other multinationals of death.
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This man has officially become our russian father
(I hope he doesn't get milk💀)
04:36 That's where I died from laughing.
I have the hat already and finally found some russian standard. Im glad you included the part about the pickles. My (eastern) ukrainian pal always made a big deal about it lol
Thanks Nikolai
I love your acksent, I watched this video three times. I am from Finland, we drink viina, that's finish style vodka, we haven't any rituals to drink viina, but we drink it so much ❤
"it is OK to smell your sleeve" LOL
I wanna see the bloopers NOW 😂
What a comedian this bloke
Best tutorial what i seen
I will practice sat. Going out with friends. I'm thinking only 1😂 😜 live you and young boy💝
I drank a shot of horseradish vodka after lunch in a restaurant in Russia. sounds disgusting but it was delicious and I tried to buy a whole bottle of it to take home
Horseradish vodka (Hrenovuha in Russian) is definitely a thing
По братски все разъяснил, даже я русский - понял)
так я ж по-русски говорил! :)
Crazy Russian Dad
Я пью водку из России каждый день, мой русский друг
@@CrazyRussianDad what did he said
And you said
Well, basically he said he speaks Russian, and the guy after him says that he drinks vodka all the time. 😂😂
@@schwartznasution5610
ты очень глупый американец если вы думаете, что я серьезно хотел заставить его выглядеть американским Я тоже русский и пытался троллить людей Я очень слежу за ним, он хороший творец
》By the way, your big Russian glass, here in Brazil, has a twin called "American" glass that can be easily found at any bar ("botequim"), snacks house ("pastelaria") or bakery in Rio de Janeiro city.
omg i tried that kind before too real vodka i love it
Perfect! 😂😂😂
Now I can see why Russia chose the bear as their mascot. Russians sound like bears after they knock back the vodka.
It felt good drinking like this nice 👍🏻
Don’t buy made in america vodka
Cheers my friend from Montevideo, Urugusy
Parallel to the floor..nice
Now I can drink my vodka properly
большое спасибо!
Nice I like it
Pickles are a great snack
And even better with drink
Reminds me of Almaty and Pavlodar in the early 1990s.
That's my favorite vodka!
Your soooo a funny & cool !!! I like yours video sooo mutch ! Viva Butterbrot ect. Nastarovie 😅❤🎉
i drank with a legit russian, couldn't understand a word he was saying. after every shot he would make me eat and drink water. when i woke up the next day i felt fresh as a daisy. professionals.
Great jamz
a few years ago our grocer had a ton of vodka called ruscova I think.
Supposedly distlled 5 times.
10 bucks a bottle and i think it wqs better than grey goose
Thank you uncle Dimitri
Yes
Good edit
Thank you I'm practicing now 🇷🇺👍❤️
I like how his hands are waving all over the place, but when he pours the vodka, they are rock steady.
That intro though 🤣😂🤣😂
Drink vodka together with purple yam (ube) from the Philippines. I'm telling you it's great.
Thanks bro lol
I love your head covering
Oh my Lord this was super hysterical.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good video i want to drink vodka right now
Oh MAN!! I've been there Comrade, woke up in strange places with strange people, but always Comrades, even tho I had dry mouth and horrible pain in my mind.
**accidentaly drinks vodka bc I tought it was water**
*9 year old left the chat*
Russian Standard is my favorite vodka I definitely like it a lot better then Smirnoff even though Smirnoff is good but next time I get a bottle of Russian Standard I'm going to have to put it in the freezer and get a pickle afterwards sounds like an interesting experience even though I really like sipping Russian Standard I personally think that it's pretty amazing stuff anyways thanks a bunch
Saludos desde México,😎😎🍺🍺
LOL this is super funny
Damn right
I also want to try that Russian Standard.
I nearly choked when you sniffed your sleeve. I did this a couple of times before out of instinct to prevent me from sneezing from the alcohol fumes!
Watching this video with my wife 😂
(The authentic russian dad)
Stoli is also very popular
I know this is an old video, but it was pretty helpful to me! Thanks! I do have a question, open to anybody who can answer it! I've heard that it was a tradition in Russia to place the empty bottle (or bottles!) under the table when they were empty. Is this true, and if it is, is it still done?
yes
It's extremely important to inhale after you drink, not after you exhale and before the drinking...
He never blinks.
By the end of this video I’ll be drinking vodka like a good russian