Stressed? Try this meditation 🤣😂 (The Chris Mann Show)

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2022
  • Breath in. Scream out. Namaste.
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  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Рік тому +33

    I’m a simple woman and when I see a new video from Chris Mann my mood is already improved. That was spot on and hilarious. Namaste☮️🙏

    • @ginas9246
      @ginas9246 Рік тому

      I think for Chris' sake you should use: NotMassTea. 😅

  • @ChristinaaArmani
    @ChristinaaArmani Рік тому +1

    I just love the way he says “son of a bi@ch” at the end! Hysterical! I can’t get enough 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thereisnowarinbasinseewe106
    @thereisnowarinbasinseewe106 Рік тому +28

    Suddenly all my stress about money,bills,war and covid diseappered.Thank u Chris: ))

  • @wjspiak
    @wjspiak Рік тому +1

    Omg ... I watch you everyday. I've cried in laughter over your videos ... Thank you for lifting all of us up !!! 💗🙏

  • @roxannetracy2931
    @roxannetracy2931 Рік тому +2

    I had such a belly laugh from this meditation. I think we need to start a commune.

  • @mookyo9602
    @mookyo9602 Рік тому +11

    Was that sage? Hahahahaha and that's been my mantra for years!!
    Peace Chris and family✌

  • @dianevillaloboshagen6322
    @dianevillaloboshagen6322 Рік тому +4

    I laughed so hard - was in tears - almost passed out.
    I guess unconscious is calm too. 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @ChristinaaArmani
      @ChristinaaArmani Рік тому

      Omg!!! The end with the SOAB line!!! Comedy gold 😂😂😂😆😆😆🥲🥲🥲

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому +13

    Even as a dedicated meditator I absolutely LOVE this! Began with a small smile and ended up LOL which is a helpful meditation - laugh yoga in and of itself! So great! Thank you so Much Chris. You remain - de Mann! 🤣💖👊🏾🙏🏾

  • @Frohds14
    @Frohds14 Рік тому +3

    Germany here.
    Great Guru teach me a mantra how to deal with the fact that the cheapest oil in my supermarket is 5€/$ per liter, a serving of french fries costs more than a steak, the price of electricity has tripled and my government recommends, to take only cold showers to safe energy. Winter is comming... 😱

  • @janarasousa3585
    @janarasousa3585 Рік тому +5

    I feel so better 🙏🏻 namaste aaaaahhhhh

  • @myzanyself
    @myzanyself Рік тому +8

    OMG! These are the funniest short clips! They really work! Thank you so much , oh guiding guru!

  • @julesjazzie
    @julesjazzie Рік тому +4

    I am killing yself with laughter. This is a new way of meditation.

  • @ramandeepnijjar8281
    @ramandeepnijjar8281 Рік тому +5

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at this!

  • @rozibektas143
    @rozibektas143 Рік тому +3

    You are just what the doctor ordered😂😂😂🙃

  • @cumastercuonline
    @cumastercuonline Рік тому +10

    Every time I watch one of your videos, I'm deeply irritated. How on earth do you have such a low subscriber rate? The UA-cam algorithm must be broke because you're clearly one of its best contributors and always make my day. Yet another thing I need to namaste. In the meantime, thank you so much!

  • @nycapplesJH
    @nycapplesJH Рік тому +1

    If Calm doesn’t sponsor you then there is truly no justice in this world lol 😂

  • @jenrich111
    @jenrich111 11 місяців тому

    "Your Shmuru" 😂 rocks over your eyes 😂 love your work
    We've all been through the wringer during and after pandemic Thanks❤

  • @ChristinaaArmani
    @ChristinaaArmani Рік тому +1

    I’m not the only one who thinks this is better than the Calm app am I? Laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GrifoStelle
    @GrifoStelle Рік тому +3

    Ah. Feeling better about my whole situation

  • @shirleywilliams7027
    @shirleywilliams7027 Рік тому +6

    I will be doing this every day thank you so much because I need it I work for Walmart that says it all thank you for all of your videos you are just so much fun to watch Shirley from Ohio

  • @suki757
    @suki757 Рік тому +4

    A pleasure to see you again! Thank you - brilliant as always 💋

  • @chordsofgratitude2073
    @chordsofgratitude2073 Рік тому +4

    Another "Calm" oh sh1# humourous video.... Saddest part, it's mostly true. Living off our savings, food from donations at Whole Foods, no job yet, etc. 🤣🤣🤣👍❤️🕯️🙌🙏

    • @OfficialChrisMann
      @OfficialChrisMann  Рік тому +2

      100

    • @chordsofgratitude2073
      @chordsofgratitude2073 Рік тому +2

      @@OfficialChrisMann , wishing you and Laura, the boys, great immunity, awesome health, extremely abundant income, above all the extensive sarcastic satirical humor we all need right now. Your boys are just the cutest, except for mine of course 😂🤗🥂❤️🕯️🙌🙏

  • @sueschneider7722
    @sueschneider7722 Рік тому +4

    I’m in love! You are the best Chris! Best laugh I’ve had in quite a few days! If I didn’t have a husband of 51 years, I’d pick you!

  • @JVDV11
    @JVDV11 Рік тому +2

    Omg you're hilarious

  • @zen_mindset1
    @zen_mindset1 Рік тому

    This is what you call real meditation!!!😂

  • @dottyj6062
    @dottyj6062 Рік тому +5

    I feel better already 😌

  • @toniboydston2744
    @toniboydston2744 Рік тому +2

    Now I feel better. Farkkkkkkkkk 😝🥰

  • @bellaanimatesstuff
    @bellaanimatesstuff Рік тому +6

    Thank you that helped so much I'll be looking forward to more 😂

  • @starrwetzel4446
    @starrwetzel4446 Рік тому +2

    Feel so much better now. 😌

  • @Annie-ZA
    @Annie-ZA Рік тому +3

    Great advice Chris! 💪👍🙏🤭🤣🤣

  • @MistressDepp13
    @MistressDepp13 Рік тому +2

    Chris I CAN’T! 😂😂😂You’re off the chain! Here’s to my tryn not to get Covid for the 3rd time (hell yes i’ve had it twice) Namaste bitches!

  • @richaelblewett5068
    @richaelblewett5068 Рік тому +1

    Ugh! So good! 😊

  • @Roxylevac75
    @Roxylevac75 Рік тому +1

    🙏 NAMASTE

  • @SinaSkates
    @SinaSkates Рік тому +1

    Lol... epic!

  • @lindapindard5046
    @lindapindard5046 Рік тому +2

    Excellent you always make me smile xx

  • @raldrich5093
    @raldrich5093 Рік тому +2

    Not so sure that relaxed me.😂😂😂

  • @missbumblebee8633
    @missbumblebee8633 10 місяців тому

    This was hilarious! Made my day! Thanks Chris.

  • @andrear.5296
    @andrear.5296 Рік тому +2

    These tips came at the right time, but for me and my arthrosis it's a little difficult to get off the floor... fuuuuuuck..... :o)

  • @sweetsweet66
    @sweetsweet66 Рік тому +4

    So funny!! Love your videos❤️

  • @Mt-ue9qz
    @Mt-ue9qz Рік тому +7

    Why do I feel lucky that this doesn't really apply to my life? 🌎🕊

  • @augusthome9860
    @augusthome9860 Рік тому +2

    😊lol❤

  • @hivemistressherguineapigfa8563

    A good choice!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому

    My lifetime TM er Friend said, « ain’t it the truth! » 🤣

  • @jenrich111
    @jenrich111 11 місяців тому

    Right on! Eating meals is optional now in this economic climate - no one needs 3 square meals a day.
    1 should do it - fasting & omad woe

  • @flyingfig12
    @flyingfig12 Рік тому +1

    Thank Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the best guruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • @Serendipity818
    @Serendipity818 Рік тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @slickslock814
    @slickslock814 Рік тому

    This is SO DARN HILARIOUS CHRIS MANN!! YOU ARE "THE MAN!! YOU SHOULD BE GETTING MORE FAMOUS AS YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP! YOU REALLY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE, A GREAT IMAGINATION, ARE SO HANDSOME & ARE A GREAT HUSBAND, FATHER & FRIEND TO ALL...JUST AN AWESOME HUMAN BEING! I PERSONALLY WANT YOU TO BE FAMOUS SOME DAY BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT, HAVE EARNED IT & I HAVE A FEELING YOUR TIME WILL BE COMING SOON! KEEP ON NETWORKING & GET ON THE JIMMY FALON SHOW OR A TALK SHOW! I SEE YOU SITTING IN ONE OF THOSE SEATS SOME DAY! ALSO, I CAN SEE YOU IN A COMEDY OR IN A MOVIE! YOUR TIME IS COMING!! ALL MY PRAYERS & LOVE TO YOU & YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE, LAURA & YOUR SONS! HUGO & ROCKY ARE ADORABLE! HUGO IS BECOMING AN ACTOR, NO DOUBT - HE HAS MAD SKILLS ALREADY & IS HIGHLY INTELLIGENT & SUCH A LITTLE FUNNY YOUNG MAN - HAS A FUNNY ATTITUDE (LIKE YOU!) WISHING YOU THE VERY BEST IN THE FUTURE!! LOVE & PRAYERS! CARRIE SLOCKBOWER, BREA, CA ❤️ 🙏 💖

  • @kcshawart
    @kcshawart Рік тому +1

    I actually did this and did it so well I scared my husband. When are you going to be singing someplace again? :)

  • @S-CB-SL-Animations
    @S-CB-SL-Animations Рік тому +1

    I wonder if he ever broke character doing this. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cradlegrl
    @cradlegrl Рік тому +4

    Dude.. nothing and I mean nothing can release my stress living in this country. I have 5 more years of hell here until I move out of the United States. I will say.. your videos always put me in a some what better place! I appreciate it!

  • @cosmosphysics-goutambarik9197

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @emmagavars6385
    @emmagavars6385 Рік тому

    halarious

  • @47Brenda47
    @47Brenda47 Рік тому +1

    😆😆😆

  • @margaretpuzsik2959
    @margaretpuzsik2959 Рік тому +1

    😇😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teena4rl211
    @teena4rl211 Рік тому

    ROFL!

  • @amandaa4744
    @amandaa4744 Рік тому +2

    I'm a little lost on the line about getting your kids accustomed to Whole Foods... Is it because I don't live in a big city with 15 other fancier grocery stores?

  • @abatavick
    @abatavick Рік тому +1

    Fuhhhh!

  • @susanlisson7066
    @susanlisson7066 Рік тому +1

    Those a-holes ( Calm ) automatically added me to a years subscription after I downloaded the app which was free with no automatic join. Took $89.99 out of my account without my knowledge. Is it possible to get my money back as this seems like a really sneaky thing to do!? ( I only tried the thing once & it wasn’t even that good ) I guess you could say I’m now the opposite of frickin Calm.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому +1

    Whole Foods is so expensive. And the discriminate against their higher weight employees so I don’t go there. Didn’t know they gave food away to those in need.

  • @imtheboss1826
    @imtheboss1826 Рік тому +2

    Don't worry about things you cannot control. Like inflation, the environment, China, the Mid East, Africa, gas prices, and the gun crisis and forest fires to name a few. Instead worry about what's for dinner or if your toilet flushes.

  • @elaineb4490
    @elaineb4490 Рік тому +3

    Can’t get on the floor or cross my stupid disabled legs (since 1994 aged 22) so can’t meditate but do use the “Fuuuuuu…” mantra on a daily basis!
    Living off your savings????!!!! Really, Chris? If only I had any (UK benefits- pah!!!!!)
    Now a share of that $10k from “The floor is Lava” would be welcome…..!

  • @ctownmytown
    @ctownmytown Рік тому +2

    Was that a relaxing meditation session or a proctological Dr. visit?? Kinda hard to tell...

  • @cherylricar6559
    @cherylricar6559 Рік тому

    Broke assedness… yeah…

  • @fpp6670
    @fpp6670 Рік тому +1

    And we are thankful to Joe for this. Now repeat after me...."Let's go Brandon.....