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  • @cut
    @cut  5 років тому +6385

    Follow the guessers on Instagram!
    Dae - @daeshikjr
    Karlos - @karlosdillard
    Rayne - @rayneereign
    Katalina - @katalinabiondi

    • @plantern1357
      @plantern1357 5 років тому +79

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    • @Innervibration
      @Innervibration 5 років тому +124

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    • @KarlosDillard
      @KarlosDillard 5 років тому +9

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    • @r3ddw4rfomg23
      @r3ddw4rfomg23 5 років тому +2

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    • @soundfreeks
      @soundfreeks 5 років тому +5

      And our insta is @Soundfreeks and @kiara3758, @pineapplepatrick2

  • @0oo087
    @0oo087 4 роки тому +17396

    The "exterminator" is just a hitman with a sense of humor

    • @bartbart3832
      @bartbart3832 4 роки тому +57

      Hahaha

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 4 роки тому +280

      He is Agent 47 in another 50 years.

    • @joannafedjo3994
      @joannafedjo3994 4 роки тому +420

      That guy is a retired military member in another video, now he's an exterminator, I'm fucking lost

    • @isabellgleiter6192
      @isabellgleiter6192 4 роки тому +312

      @@joannafedjo3994 well he can be both

    • @andygarzia524
      @andygarzia524 4 роки тому +22

      Jahim Uddin I’m pretty sure agent 47 can’t age

  • @mspresidentsa4090
    @mspresidentsa4090 3 роки тому +12363

    From homelessness to 150k - 200k, that's inspiring

    • @timothysullivan4759
      @timothysullivan4759 3 роки тому +27

      @@anyexpat or Daniel Craig for that matter

    • @happylilwalnut9653
      @happylilwalnut9653 3 роки тому +393

      Also got stabbed by his first wife along the way.

    • @whatsup4003
      @whatsup4003 3 роки тому +202

      @@happylilwalnut9653 you forgot the "coke-induced rage"

    • @calebeyl141
      @calebeyl141 3 роки тому +30

      It’s also extremely unrealistic. It just doesn’t happen.

    • @mspresidentsa4090
      @mspresidentsa4090 3 роки тому +111

      @@calebeyl141 It just did though.

  • @danyelleperez317
    @danyelleperez317 3 роки тому +4817

    "its from when my wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage"
    "...woah"

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 роки тому +39

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @Ichigo-dh9rd
      @Ichigo-dh9rd 3 роки тому +7

      👁️👄👁️

    • @toad_is_ur_mom
      @toad_is_ur_mom 2 роки тому

      @@KisukeUrahara2001 bruh..

    • @anthyman1
      @anthyman1 2 роки тому +26

      I love how that answer makes it sound like he could be either super broke or really rich

    • @pigeoness22
      @pigeoness22 19 днів тому

      Nothing to be proud of, actually. It is not an accomplishment.

  • @o.lyandzberg2784
    @o.lyandzberg2784 3 роки тому +5140

    I loved the exterminator guy, he looks so serious and stone-cold on the outside, but once you get to talk to him a little more, he cracks so many jokes with an absolutely serious face so they're like the funniest ever, he's just adorable

    • @gromplin
      @gromplin 2 роки тому +152

      That’s how he lures in his targets 🌞

    • @soIzec
      @soIzec 2 роки тому +173

      As a German, I can confirm that this is an effective method we use.

    • @lorenzoprejimmy2591
      @lorenzoprejimmy2591 2 роки тому +38

      @@soIzec German humour hasn't been quite the same since the 1940s, has it?

    • @soIzec
      @soIzec 2 роки тому +22

      @@lorenzoprejimmy2591 tragically, yes

    • @ismt9390
      @ismt9390 2 роки тому +13

      He gave me Mike from Breaking Bad vibes.

  • @edolla1542
    @edolla1542 4 роки тому +8486

    He rich if he got that iPhone 9. Jeff Bezos doesn’t even have that yet.

  • @michelyalba4364
    @michelyalba4364 5 років тому +25504

    I knew the homeless guy was one of those rich IT guys that don’t like to dress up

    • @emilyda9043
      @emilyda9043 5 років тому +1648

      SAME! Esp when he said he could wear that to work. Obviously owns his own shit, otherwise no boss would let u wear that. Not even mcdonalds

    • @lordofentropy
      @lordofentropy 5 років тому +930

      I work in software, and that is like a standard "uniform" for so many dudes. I've known so many guys that literally only have grey shirts and black slacks in their closets lol. I knew he was tech immediately.

    • @andresdiaz2507
      @andresdiaz2507 5 років тому +157

      lordofentropy Yep, Mark Zuckerberg and his gray shirts anyone?

    • @Jen-dg4tm
      @Jen-dg4tm 5 років тому +83

      I thought he was a gamer.. So I'm gonna say I was little close

    • @marcosjimenez2793
      @marcosjimenez2793 5 років тому +292

      That's how my uncle is. He wears basketball shorts and a plain white T. He makes over 300,000 a year as an accountant for oil companies. Works from home. But if you seen him out youd think he's homeless. Which he actually started out as. As a kid he lived in a baseball dugout.

  • @bethhhhh
    @bethhhhh 3 роки тому +4623

    shocked no one guessed she’s a hairdresser when she’s dressed like every single hairdresser i’ve ever seen

    • @jonathancruz9627
      @jonathancruz9627 3 роки тому +84

      Right 😂😂 every Latina hair dresser looks exactly like her

    • @drewbewho
      @drewbewho 2 роки тому +30

      In retrospect, yes😂 Why didn't i see it?
      But i was just hoping she was going to ask: who's Bill??

    • @cloudythoughts9242
      @cloudythoughts9242 2 роки тому +3

      okay but is she not Danielle Nicolet tho?! They look the same!!

    • @HieuLHoang
      @HieuLHoang 2 роки тому +1

      On mommas

    • @priyankajaiswal7756
      @priyankajaiswal7756 2 роки тому

      Yes!

  • @dunduddy
    @dunduddy 3 роки тому +2762

    The homeless guy hit different. Was addicted to drugs at 13 and homeless at 15. Took 17 years to get clean but finally did it and started a business. I will forever have respect for those who want to better their lives, especially those who come from the bottom.

    • @bhoumik911
      @bhoumik911 3 роки тому +4

      wait who?/

    • @THUGLIFEML
      @THUGLIFEML 3 роки тому +6

      @@bhoumik911 the second last guy who owns a IT corporation

    • @kingpower8134
      @kingpower8134 3 роки тому +11

      Well you could only go up when you're rock bottom

    • @mr.visitor2947
      @mr.visitor2947 3 роки тому +37

      Did I miss something? How the hell do you know all of that about him ?

    • @chickensadist7554
      @chickensadist7554 2 роки тому +12

      @@mr.visitor2947 he was probably in a previous vid since they reuse peeps

  • @Murlak
    @Murlak 4 роки тому +14487

    "i was raised by 1st generation germans, working is fun" felt that.

    • @Acidorest
      @Acidorest 3 роки тому +424

      Felt my grandpa in that one

    • @doncarryone6542
      @doncarryone6542 3 роки тому +317

      Kann ich jetzt nicht wirklich nachvollziehen ^^

    • @TheRealGanonKirby
      @TheRealGanonKirby 3 роки тому +329

      @@doncarryone6542 then you're too young to understand. As a German myself, I really enjoy working, no joke. If it's something you wanted to do, you'll feel the same.

    • @doncarryone6542
      @doncarryone6542 3 роки тому +126

      Du musst nicht auf Englisch antworten wenn wir beide deutsch sind, und ich denke sicherlich nicht dass ich zu jung bin. Und natürlich mag ich meinen Beruf auch, sonst hätte ich den falschen, aber ich habe durchaus noch ein Privatleben xd

    • @thatsMeXxxx
      @thatsMeXxxx 3 роки тому +33

      @@TheRealGanonKirby Wow, bist du toll... Du bist ja so erwachsen.

  • @hmmmnope2455
    @hmmmnope2455 3 роки тому +8063

    The elder German guy is secretly a hitman. "If it *walks* , crawls, or flies, we will kill it."
    That easily applies to humans as well.

  • @johnnysomething153
    @johnnysomething153 3 роки тому +1323

    *Old person raised by first generation Germans*
    “You’ve killed some people.”

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 роки тому +4

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @Eric-km9ip
      @Eric-km9ip 2 роки тому +1

      She was annoying af

    • @tavla123
      @tavla123 Рік тому +3

      @@leonametalian why did you reply this same thing to multiple comments

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon Рік тому

      "No, but they did"

  • @shreyasmahendra6809
    @shreyasmahendra6809 2 роки тому +436

    "was I right"
    "No"
    "What happened"
    "I'm not broke"
    Damn that cracked me up 😂

  • @peptopanang5292
    @peptopanang5292 4 роки тому +19078

    “Yeah I have the iPhone 9”
    Me: “I don’t think that’s right, try again”

    • @jackmahn7269
      @jackmahn7269 4 роки тому +682

      JuiceFNM I was looking but no one was talking bout it

    • @kuepids
      @kuepids 4 роки тому +58

      Lol

    • @darek4359
      @darek4359 4 роки тому +259

      Just iphone users in general.

    • @maisiebuckle3246
      @maisiebuckle3246 4 роки тому +478

      There ain’t an iPhone 9 mate

    • @peptopanang5292
      @peptopanang5292 4 роки тому +80

      Maisie Buckle exactly

  • @boxedbygen
    @boxedbygen 3 роки тому +4519

    “I can tell you’ve killed some people”
    *smiles approvingly

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 роки тому +49

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @searic3203
      @searic3203 2 роки тому +45

      1 generation German as well lol

    • @jaredrioux2037
      @jaredrioux2037 2 роки тому +4

      Who says something like that 😭

    • @ckevorkianxo
      @ckevorkianxo Рік тому

      @Sam Playa CODM he literally said “everyone has a price” in response 🤣💯💯

  • @LilaMudbanana
    @LilaMudbanana 2 роки тому +146

    The exterminator is literally the most sympathetic dude and also possibly a killer for the CIA

  • @sahilbasera834
    @sahilbasera834 3 роки тому +604

    Wow even hair dressers at Microsoft make 100k+.

  • @Nonbinarymodel
    @Nonbinarymodel 4 роки тому +10886

    “This is from when my ex wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage”

  • @ceciliagomes6990
    @ceciliagomes6990 3 роки тому +2753

    Asian dude is pretty specific “10 grand a year.......... legally”

  • @francia.v
    @francia.v 3 роки тому +554

    “Everybody works four jobs at the end of this line” **rich people laugh the loudest

  • @drewbewho
    @drewbewho 2 роки тому +107

    The german humour was cool. Flew right over their heads a few times.
    "IT guy" was like all my university course mates rolled into one.

  • @marnylito7903
    @marnylito7903 3 роки тому +4827

    The old German man is so lovely

    • @gabriel.cavalcante
      @gabriel.cavalcante 3 роки тому +179

      Lovely but deadly 😅

    • @gabrielt6556
      @gabrielt6556 3 роки тому +121

      I personally not gonna mess with this lovely man for sure.

    • @benschroering6464
      @benschroering6464 3 роки тому +289

      He is the perfect example of German humor; so dry you think he might just be a sincere serial killer 😆

    • @Grozarter
      @Grozarter 3 роки тому +84

      @@benschroering6464 Dry ass sarcasm and irony is pretty standard everywhere in germany lmao

    • @kaylamalinga5912
      @kaylamalinga5912 3 роки тому +13

      He low-key scares me.

  • @vanessaramsammy4587
    @vanessaramsammy4587 4 роки тому +3882

    "I make negative $14000 a year" I feel you sis

  • @aaronbower2743
    @aaronbower2743 3 роки тому +167

    “My wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage” 😭😭😭

  • @brendanmcpike184
    @brendanmcpike184 3 роки тому +62

    That asain guy would be a great bartender lmaooo

  • @kiwifit620
    @kiwifit620 4 роки тому +9470

    I swear I see some of the rudest and most chill people on Cut. There's almost no in between.

    • @shelbycoleman7943
      @shelbycoleman7943 4 роки тому +565

      @Frank Nil Woah there dude the racism JUMPED out. She wasn't labeling every successful woman a prostitute she was just having fun. Also being a sex worker is nothing to be ashamed of. Its a valid job. So take your racist head out of your racist ass and go educate yourself on common decency

    • @TheSilentCosmonaut
      @TheSilentCosmonaut 4 роки тому +138

      This isnt much different to tv. Producers probably ask the people to be more savage for the camera. I work in tv and shit is so fake

    • @12323Michelle
      @12323Michelle 4 роки тому +132

      Frank Nil I mean Rayne is in the sex industry (professional dominatrix) so she’s knows what the people like and she’s just supporting other women, like what if something goes wrong and they need quick cash? She’s confident in them so they can be confident enough to put themselves out there, but if that’s not what they want then so be it.

    • @danielb3381
      @danielb3381 4 роки тому +25

      Shelby Coleman what did he say that was racist?

    • @trashbandit2449
      @trashbandit2449 4 роки тому +24

      @@shelbycoleman7943 observing a person's color is racist...?

  • @999mayhem
    @999mayhem 5 років тому +5621

    "I can tell you've killed some people" omfg

    • @JustHANO
      @JustHANO 5 років тому +267

      I died. Her and the asian guy didnt give no fuck. They were just trying to have fun

    • @heyhru5908
      @heyhru5908 5 років тому +2

      Marina Rocha my names Marina too :D

    • @samanthaurbina1243
      @samanthaurbina1243 5 років тому +2

      Marina Rocha frozen

    • @jamiebakers
      @jamiebakers 5 років тому +67

      yea that was a little fucked up of her to say.

    • @kimberlycastro505
      @kimberlycastro505 5 років тому

      Marina Rocha this part was playing when I was reading it

  • @r4____377
    @r4____377 2 роки тому +53

    Fairplay to the student guy he’s in college making 25K a year most students are broke or borrowing money and he’s still studying probably for a high end career soon he will be at the top of the line smart guy 👏

  • @adisdip4657
    @adisdip4657 3 роки тому +33

    “Do you wear this to work?”
    “Yes.”
    “So you get to wear this to work?”

  • @deepsockgalactic
    @deepsockgalactic 4 роки тому +2246

    As soon as the homeless guy walked in, I knew he was an IT guy.

  • @lorddashdonalddappington2653
    @lorddashdonalddappington2653 4 роки тому +3952

    "wow everybody's working 4 jobs on *this* end of the line"
    Preach.

    • @poisonspiders2300
      @poisonspiders2300 4 роки тому +115

      Yet there was a guy who was homeless and now makes 100k+

    • @issaazrael8404
      @issaazrael8404 4 роки тому +10

      @@poisonspiders2300 Luck

    • @lisaeadesauthorandartist
      @lisaeadesauthorandartist 3 роки тому +88

      @@issaazrael8404 that's not luck. He owns a business. If you have a good idea with great business structure then you can do it :) even if it's a trade like plumbing or electrician they can make a lot owning their own business.

    • @Gaddo_
      @Gaddo_ 3 роки тому +27

      Issa Azrael Lazy people put others fortune down to “luck”

    • @dimaisatree
      @dimaisatree 3 роки тому +13

      That’s what it takes to become successful.
      “Average work effort = average results”
      Just look at Elon Musk, that man literally slept in his office office. Worked 100 hours a week meanwhile most people complain when they have to stay an extra hour at work and then those same people complain about the more successful people.

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 2 роки тому +20

    i love dae’s vibes, he’s just trying to have fun with it

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 3 роки тому +15

    9:25 when the old man said he’s an exterminator, that was the moment he became Heisenberg.

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 4 роки тому +5092

    that old dude is kinda cool. german upbringing, stands like a soldier, says we will kill everything that crawls or flies etc. hes the most interesting of the bunch

  • @maxnibert559
    @maxnibert559 4 роки тому +3166

    "If it walks, crawls, or flies, we will kill it."

    • @cribird9263
      @cribird9263 4 роки тому +74

      Max Nibert I walk, can crawl, still can’t fly.? Plz kill me.?

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 3 роки тому +7

      @@cribird9263 lmao

    • @jeirentmorales7012
      @jeirentmorales7012 3 роки тому +21

      Me tip toes away in caution

    • @REALANSHUMAN
      @REALANSHUMAN 3 роки тому +5

      that was the ss motto back then

    • @claryi.3715
      @claryi.3715 3 роки тому +2

      me: a human being who goes in and out of the airport-
      oh shit:

  • @nayagaraphopho3946
    @nayagaraphopho3946 3 роки тому +69

    That boy at the age of 20: make 20k a year
    Me at 20: borrow money from parents to hangout with friends

    • @dantan1249
      @dantan1249 2 роки тому

      That’s not bad. At least your parents seem useful. Having to pay for everything yourself is what would leave you struggling or broke.

  • @lauragage2930
    @lauragage2930 2 роки тому +21

    I really like the life coach girl, very down to earth and real! way to go girl!

  • @sparx1417
    @sparx1417 5 років тому +13662

    Anyone gonna realized that the guy said he has a iPhone 9😂

  • @henryclayton7375
    @henryclayton7375 5 років тому +6178

    “My first wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage” *laughs*

    • @kayjay5340
      @kayjay5340 5 років тому +95

      It's me, I'm the first wife 🤣🤣🤣

    • @willeshachatae9533
      @willeshachatae9533 5 років тому +61

      his reaction tripped me out

    • @mmallowwxp
      @mmallowwxp 5 років тому +70

      It’s true I was the rage

    • @VoxsPats
      @VoxsPats 5 років тому +93

      It's true, I was the coke

    • @gakeon963
      @gakeon963 5 років тому +42

      it's true, i was death

  • @barbieandguns7294
    @barbieandguns7294 2 роки тому +71

    I love the oldest man’s charisma. He’s classic.

  • @siphosimwanza4429
    @siphosimwanza4429 3 роки тому +78

    The old man's definitely killed people. He's got that look.

  • @goldensperm4435
    @goldensperm4435 4 роки тому +7177

    It's easy to say " *it's not about the money* " when you earn 20K per month

    • @amox
      @amox 4 роки тому +227

      It stopped being that way at 10k/month, you know...

    • @Megrigord
      @Megrigord 4 роки тому +182

      Read "think and grow rich"! If the money is your motivation you will never succed, money follow people who put so much work and focus in their goals!

    • @hoho7029
      @hoho7029 4 роки тому +28

      i say same and i earn 10k a year

    • @johanjimenez1249
      @johanjimenez1249 4 роки тому +3

      Its those who do care about money which are always low class.

    • @teodoralaketic6524
      @teodoralaketic6524 4 роки тому +19

      i think she meant like she isnt a life coach because of money, but because she really loves that job :)

  • @joshsheridan323
    @joshsheridan323 4 роки тому +2671

    at 4:27 you can see the old guy get ptsd flashbacks when she says “you’ve definitely killed some people” my guy didn’t sign up for this

  • @hanzi_here2828
    @hanzi_here2828 3 роки тому +2

    This social interaction oh my god what is this talent it's so amazing

  • @rippel1111
    @rippel1111 3 роки тому +12

    “I can tell you’ve killed some people”
    *nods head*
    😂😂😂

  • @jwas420
    @jwas420 5 років тому +1947

    "Income? Thank god I thought I was guessing penis sizes" He got me there LOL

  • @noahphilip4837
    @noahphilip4837 5 років тому +5670

    Guy : I have iPhone 9
    Apple wants to know your location

    • @vine-youwereagreatapp3488
      @vine-youwereagreatapp3488 5 років тому +10

      Noah Philip but there is an iPhone 9 available in shops right now?

    • @noahphilip4837
      @noahphilip4837 5 років тому +81

      Vine- You Were A Great App there’s no iPhone 9

    • @ingeniousdepression6436
      @ingeniousdepression6436 4 роки тому +2

      @@vine-youwereagreatapp3488 Yeah but the iphone xr wasn't out then

    • @Jacob-on9sz
      @Jacob-on9sz 4 роки тому +39

      and she said "do you have the 10 or the X?" when theyre the same thing

    • @mdisiz6234
      @mdisiz6234 4 роки тому +1

      haha it was probably given to him at work and he's not really into phones

  • @gofaonemotlogelwa4925
    @gofaonemotlogelwa4925 3 роки тому +7

    The black lady cracks me up😂😂😂
    And the Asian guy too😂😂

  • @enejemiracle6317
    @enejemiracle6317 2 роки тому +3

    On a Cut binge.
    Dae's energy's different😂, love it.

  • @misslady5645
    @misslady5645 4 роки тому +3785

    That man is a inspiration he use to be homeless and now he makes 150+ a year 🙌🏾

    • @whitecherryblossom9535
      @whitecherryblossom9535 4 роки тому +21

      Miss Lady Hamdulillah 🤲🏼

    • @Cesar-Avila
      @Cesar-Avila 4 роки тому +26

      oh my god i didnt even think about this. amazing. the 🐐🐐🐐

    • @archaismic
      @archaismic 4 роки тому +18

      People keep telling me to write a book.

    • @elliew9464
      @elliew9464 4 роки тому +28

      Also almost got stabbed to death by his first wife, sooo there’s that

    • @archaismic
      @archaismic 4 роки тому +7

      @@elliew9464 key word "almost"

  • @titorz7078
    @titorz7078 5 років тому +725

    ." my first wife tried to stab me to death in a coke rage"
    " oh "

  • @kam2115
    @kam2115 3 роки тому +38

    "Is that what you tell your clients??" 😂 That was good

    • @KpopR9
      @KpopR9 3 роки тому +2

      She even blushed and stumbled because he was probably right! Lol

  • @nevaehrawls6183
    @nevaehrawls6183 3 роки тому +10

    "you look like someone would be mad at you alot" LMAOO

  • @Sarontes
    @Sarontes 4 роки тому +5173

    I was raised by first generation Germans .. work is fun
    Im dead LOL

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 4 роки тому +73

      I was raised by 100% mediterranean people in a mediterranean culture in a mediterranean country.
      Work IS fun, as long as you are fortunate enough to be able to understand two things: what things do you want in life, and what do you enjoy doing that can be turned into an steady income wielding profession.
      Most people go the wrong way about choosing a carrer; they go for the highest paying thing, when sometimes they don't even need or want the money, then live miserable off-work lives because their profession sucks the life outta them.
      I've been there. Working my ass off for 130k yearly, slowly killing my off-work life, and didn't even use the money for no big things.
      Now I still work my ass off, but bc I like it, for almost 50k a year. I love what I do and my life is 10x better, and I even have the energy to do more with my free time.

    • @Lea-dq2uy
      @Lea-dq2uy 4 роки тому +46

      I'm German and work is definitely not fun😂 Unless you love your job and colleagues

    • @greenwitch5298
      @greenwitch5298 4 роки тому +43

      I'm German too and work is definitely fun, if you choose the right career for you ! ;-)

    • @Sarontes
      @Sarontes 4 роки тому +24

      i'm born and raised in germany and he is kinda right though ..

    • @sklaus4141
      @sklaus4141 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah German as well and if you choose to do something you like and even if it doesn’t bring a high income with it you can have fun

  • @SaulOjeda
    @SaulOjeda 3 роки тому +3807

    I love how guys in tech can look like homeless and make the most

    • @fredgalaxy7632
      @fredgalaxy7632 3 роки тому +55

      Make notes act broke

    • @liamjohnsons
      @liamjohnsons 3 роки тому +7

      Fred Galaxy take notes??

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd 3 роки тому +8

      That was always my aspirations and now the job exists.

    • @badtruebusiness3947
      @badtruebusiness3947 3 роки тому +7

      It's called overpaid - the value they bring and effort they put in, vs the amount salary paid out ... not equal

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd 3 роки тому +56

      @@badtruebusiness3947 jelly

  • @elizabethsancen121
    @elizabethsancen121 3 роки тому +130

    I appreciate this video
    This is exactly what I need as motivation

    • @marianakevin2122
      @marianakevin2122 3 роки тому +2

      When you invest you're buying a day you don't have to work

    • @stellamark6449
      @stellamark6449 3 роки тому +1

      Assets that can make you rich

    • @michaelanthony3908
      @michaelanthony3908 3 роки тому +1

      Bitcoin
      Stocks
      Real estate

    • @danlok.7840
      @danlok.7840 3 роки тому

      @@michaelanthony3908 You're right sir, it's obvious a lot of people remain poor due to ignorance
      It's better to take risk and make sacrifices than to remain poor

    • @rebeccajoshuaq2502
      @rebeccajoshuaq2502 3 роки тому +1

      It's not ignorance but due to some unprofessional expert in the market

  • @saiya5452
    @saiya5452 3 роки тому +9

    yall can't lie.....lowkey, the old man was a vibe

  • @blaisethompson6537
    @blaisethompson6537 3 роки тому +3196

    The German who calls work fun and literally kills things for a living.

    • @JasmineSurrealVideos
      @JasmineSurrealVideos 3 роки тому +40

      Haven't they always been like that though.... the war?

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 3 роки тому +6

      So Jeorge Sparve

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 роки тому +9

      He's American.

    • @blaisethompson6537
      @blaisethompson6537 3 роки тому +1

      Barbara Danley really? How did you gather that?

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 роки тому +29

      @@JasmineSurrealVideos, my best friend was born in Germany and immigrated to the US as a small child right after the war. She's nearly 70 and doesn't remember anything about that. This is just how Germans are taught. She took care of her mother until her death at 98, only one of her 3 siblings helped at all. I've known her over 20 years and the only time she ever called into work was after major surgery.

  • @levi-dh9fu
    @levi-dh9fu 5 років тому +4681

    Honestly I like the old guy he's pretty funny

    • @zainalabdulla781
      @zainalabdulla781 5 років тому +78

      He really is.. and also seemed respectful :)
      Cheers.

    • @AC-ro2rj
      @AC-ro2rj 5 років тому +91

      "work is fun."

    • @AliCe-fk9ty
      @AliCe-fk9ty 5 років тому +135

      German humour

    • @MoistOnYoutube
      @MoistOnYoutube 4 роки тому +7

      Neo nazi is all charming as ever

    • @anon877
      @anon877 4 роки тому +85

      @@MoistOnUA-cam just because hes German doesnt mean he's a neo Nazi

  • @6av1d8
    @6av1d8 3 роки тому +5

    2:45 his full outfit looks like it’s all from Ross and he really dose look famous from the face 😂

  • @laciehamlin9340
    @laciehamlin9340 3 роки тому +11

    I just want to hug that German dude. He looked like he needs one.

  • @Mexicobeanpole
    @Mexicobeanpole 4 роки тому +1435

    The older gentleman was the most interesting person there.

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 5 років тому +18199

    "It's a 9"
    _"Oh ok so new-ish"_
    They have no idea that's not even real

  • @zidan6015
    @zidan6015 3 роки тому +225

    I cringed so hard when I heard, “ I can tell you’ve killed some people”. That can induce PTSD

    • @SteamyBun
      @SteamyBun 3 роки тому +29

      100%, that was not cool of her!

    • @ciarancawley5182
      @ciarancawley5182 3 роки тому +11

      Surely if you could be triggered by something like that you'd avoid doing something like this?

    • @aubreydevries7863
      @aubreydevries7863 3 роки тому

      😢

    • @zidan6015
      @zidan6015 3 роки тому +22

      @@ciarancawley5182 oh clarifying, i'm not the one who can get PTSD from that statement, i just know that it is a very harmful thing to say to a veteran.

  • @tayepaye23
    @tayepaye23 3 роки тому +13

    This is giving me so much confidence to pursue my dream of being a life and business coach for my business. Like this is a freaking sign. I'm about to get my ass to work!!!

  • @noahsegui4430
    @noahsegui4430 4 роки тому +5071

    The worst conversation I’ve ever heard=
    “What phone do you have?”
    “An iPhone”
    “The 10?”
    “Nope”
    “The X?”
    “Nope, I think the 9”
    (The x and the 10 is the same thing and the 9 doesn’t even exist) 😂

    • @samhopwood5002
      @samhopwood5002 3 роки тому +60

      I would like this comment but it’s at 111 likes and i wouldn’t want to spoil it

    • @intergalacticweatherzone
      @intergalacticweatherzone 3 роки тому +8

      But it "does"

    • @OzmaOfOzz
      @OzmaOfOzz 3 роки тому +4

      @@samhopwood5002 i feel ya 😂🙏 i never do that either but i will like a decent comment that has 110 likes 😏

    • @welovemusic8542
      @welovemusic8542 3 роки тому +3

      Ohhh yeah😂

    • @wisper654
      @wisper654 3 роки тому +36

      And she’s a student for computer science, this fact threw me off 😂

  • @monteniger69
    @monteniger69 5 років тому +3220

    When a guy comes in and says he works for fun- you know he’s German

  • @chiefqueef5686
    @chiefqueef5686 3 роки тому +2

    I could easily tell the second guy was in the 100 thousands. His pants seem casual yet expensive, and has a normal tee. Idk why but as soon as I saw him I knew he made good money

  • @odi_de_podi
    @odi_de_podi 3 роки тому +4

    12:30, i really like how she handled that 😂👌🏾 I like her

  • @sasakiumiquema9608
    @sasakiumiquema9608 5 років тому +2365

    Guess my inco-
    *_STUDENT DEBT_*

    • @Unyt
      @Unyt 5 років тому +14

      We need hackers to delete all student debts

    • @asgardplays7139
      @asgardplays7139 5 років тому +1

      Many countries in the world have free education and healthcare. People in America pay for everything in their country.

    • @n__167
      @n__167 5 років тому +1

      Sasaki Umiquema your welcome for the like for 1k

    • @GlamsUnknown
      @GlamsUnknown 5 років тому +2

      @Madara depends..when you're a EU citizen you study for free within the EU and Northern European countries for instance have the highest ranked education system worldwide. However many other countries still make fees, but these are for everyone, no matter if national or international student

    • @GlamsUnknown
      @GlamsUnknown 5 років тому

      @Madara EU foreigners don't study for free...

  • @shravya7102
    @shravya7102 5 років тому +4738

    Next time my teacher asks me what I wanna be
    Me: Hairdresser at Microsoft

    • @manojkumarKalagara
      @manojkumarKalagara 5 років тому +54

      First, Go n do your god damn homework girl.

    • @willp9392
      @willp9392 4 роки тому +5

      MANOJ boi

    • @Ciara_-jl1yi
      @Ciara_-jl1yi 4 роки тому +10

      Shravya Shetty reading this comment made me wheeze 😂

    • @Jay.Laurent
      @Jay.Laurent 4 роки тому +6

      LOOOOL 😂 Career counsellors seriously need to put that on the list now.

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 4 роки тому +4

      Boggles ther mind why a computer company needs an in-house hairdresser?! And that's before you get to the salary!

  • @sicparvismagna9110
    @sicparvismagna9110 3 роки тому +3

    "Work is fun"
    That old guy need to have his own episode please!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @devonm44
    @devonm44 2 роки тому +2

    5:10 "this man makes not a dime" LMFAOOO

  • @eashalom12
    @eashalom12 4 роки тому +2089

    IT guy is probably the most successful of the lot, since his salary is actually only a fraction of his corporation's revenue

    • @ryanlieblein3822
      @ryanlieblein3822 4 роки тому +6

      stfu

    • @dannellecarroll
      @dannellecarroll 3 роки тому +30

      Exactly. And you could tell that he was pissed that he wasn’t at the end....

    • @90AlmostFamous
      @90AlmostFamous 3 роки тому +107

      Yea beaten by life coach, I’d be pissed too

    • @dantan1249
      @dantan1249 2 роки тому +14

      @@90AlmostFamous I wouldn’t be surprised if she has an even wealthier husband.

    • @Aiibh
      @Aiibh 2 роки тому +2

      @@dantan1249 she's pretty asf. But i do know first hand how much life coaches make and she's a buisness coach too.

  • @bbloodyangel1
    @bbloodyangel1 5 років тому +4564

    *what's this tattoo?*
    "Oh just a memory of when my first wife tried to stab me to death"
    *crickets*

    • @PetrHerold
      @PetrHerold 5 років тому +117

      That's why you should never ask people about the meaning of their tattoo. :D

    • @KHR327fan
      @KHR327fan 5 років тому +24

      i choked

    • @justanotherperson05
      @justanotherperson05 5 років тому +143

      In a coke induced rage. Can't forget that bit.

    • @11coolerick
      @11coolerick 5 років тому +17

      Sounds like love to me...

    • @armoredwelder6677
      @armoredwelder6677 5 років тому +1

      Check it out! ua-cam.com/video/Q7yMo9Qfaig/v-deo.html

  • @tylervandewater872
    @tylervandewater872 3 роки тому +9

    "yoo you could be a pyramid sceme manager person" ahaha

  • @Brian-eq4dt
    @Brian-eq4dt 3 роки тому +4

    3:30 "I think your famous, you got a famous face", puts him at 3 mill a year.
    My dude thinks this guy is Jonah Hill 🤣

  • @cantbeatthebay4765
    @cantbeatthebay4765 5 років тому +1020

    "Oh, that? Yeah, I got it after my wife stabbed me in a cocaine induced RAGE."
    BROOOOO WHAT THE FUUUUK

    • @yourmother8016
      @yourmother8016 5 років тому +4

      He said "when she tried to stab me"

    • @royalidols1783
      @royalidols1783 5 років тому +3

      Lewis シ yup totally doesn’t seem that fucked up now wow

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 5 років тому +2255

    exterminator: "If it Walks, crawls, and fly's we will kill it."
    How much for my ex then?

  • @lilshaggy2536
    @lilshaggy2536 3 роки тому +12

    Asian dude: 10k a year legally
    Older German dude: So you have chosen death

  • @willrasol
    @willrasol 2 роки тому +14

    Lady in the orange is spot on... Find something you love doing, take care of your customers, and the universe takes care of you.

  • @michaelg6181
    @michaelg6181 5 років тому +3354

    Who else feels bad for the exterminator he seemed nice but they seemed kinda rude and mean to him just cause he is not like a peoples person

    • @reconquista7189
      @reconquista7189 5 років тому +211

      AssasionKillerXl AssasionKillerXl i Love him, he‘s a real Prototype of a Grandfather i want to have to scare my friends

    • @Sonia-jk7lf
      @Sonia-jk7lf 5 років тому +211

      I love him too. He gives off a pleasant vibe. I hope he's having a happy life.

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 5 років тому +133

      4:00
      He is just a classic german, let me tell you that.

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 5 років тому +63

      @@Sonia-jk7lf same seems he works hard everday to be paid little and not really have a life

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 5 років тому +5

      Maybe he has good coworkers, if he aint he should try to talk more everyday to help him

  • @meganporter2280
    @meganporter2280 5 років тому +2967

    "I was raised by first generation Germans...work is fun." 😂

    • @TimonundPumba100
      @TimonundPumba100 5 років тому +5

      ehrlivh?

    • @mudflap2020
      @mudflap2020 5 років тому +74

      She was like do you exterminate people 😂 I was weak

    • @03ey86
      @03ey86 5 років тому +3

      @@saumyasaurav159 Dafuq? Go Educate yourself ignorant fuck

    • @samtaylor9714
      @samtaylor9714 5 років тому +29

      "If it walks, crawls or flies... we will kill it." XD sounds about right

    • @charlotter1312
      @charlotter1312 5 років тому +18

      I'm from Germany. So yes work is fun

  • @ns_izaac1572
    @ns_izaac1572 3 роки тому +3

    When that girl said I bet you killed some people made my blood boil

  • @kjh3514
    @kjh3514 4 роки тому +4880

    That German man was so obviously a veteran and that black woman kept pushing that “killing people” joke on him.... he was uncomfortable af and you could tell

    • @balyeetbhagaloe6416
      @balyeetbhagaloe6416 4 роки тому +159

      stan mamamoo i mean out of experience you do get those vibes out of someone who has killed tho

    • @elianalynn6254
      @elianalynn6254 4 роки тому +477

      SkinnyThicc Legend pffffftttt
      oooohhhh iiiiiii dooooonnnttttt knoooowwwww
      maybe it might bring some goddamn PTSD flashbacks

    • @yMalte
      @yMalte 4 роки тому +132

      @TheInternetBoss and you are a stupid kid who things just because your german your a nazi

    • @dadada8464
      @dadada8464 4 роки тому +416

      and she called another girl a hoe, she is really rude

    • @josiec6864
      @josiec6864 4 роки тому +44

      stan mamamoo I felt bad for him tbh.

  • @georgiamay1569
    @georgiamay1569 5 років тому +2102

    dude when he said he had the iPhone 9 I actually thought for a second it existed

    • @aiden3739
      @aiden3739 5 років тому +7

      Georgia May IPhone xr

    • @AddaxCrazy
      @AddaxCrazy 5 років тому +11

      iPhone XS, XS Max and the 9 like Aiden said

    • @559shotcalla
      @559shotcalla 5 років тому +3

      It does though

    • @SJ-ci3yp
      @SJ-ci3yp 5 років тому +37

      I was today years old when I found out the iPhone 9 existed

    • @Centricsts
      @Centricsts 5 років тому +4

      @@AddaxCrazy but those don't start shipping till the 21st, and these videos are filmed a few weeks to a couple months in advance.

  • @erintalia9490
    @erintalia9490 3 роки тому +5

    I knew that girl was gonna be a life coach/influencer instantly, and the homeless looking IT guy was super obvious too

  • @RCD19983
    @RCD19983 9 місяців тому +1

    I absolutely love Dae 😂

  • @JaX-cu7hb
    @JaX-cu7hb 5 років тому +4743

    The exterminator guy definitely sells hard drugs on the low and makes upwards of 10 million a year

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 5 років тому +72

      I DON'T WANNA BUUUUY NO MORE, YOUR SHIT AIN'T GETTING ME HIIIIIGH NO MORE

    • @furrylover6953
      @furrylover6953 5 років тому +80

      Hes like heisenberg

    • @JaX-cu7hb
      @JaX-cu7hb 5 років тому +10

      @@needlessoptions I'm trapped in my conscious my trap is still bunky, look at all of these hundreds hit up the hood pharmacist...

    • @dnspec6642
      @dnspec6642 5 років тому

      j w Check out my 30 kill game on UA-cam 😃❤️

    • @alimansour9865
      @alimansour9865 5 років тому +3

      j w HE SERVE ALL THE MUDDY HE MIGHT SHOOT AT YOUR BUDDY WHO SHOT AT MY BUDDY

  • @briamonay
    @briamonay 5 років тому +2119

    "Where my wife stab me half death to a cocaine-induced rage" 1:59
    *said as like something that happens an average *

    • @alishahamilton7632
      @alishahamilton7632 5 років тому +11

      Dr.Phil's inner drag I LOVE your username😂😂

    • @tortilla6972
      @tortilla6972 5 років тому +3

      lmao

    • @briamonay
      @briamonay 5 років тому +1

      @@alishahamilton7632 thx chica

    • @kylebos6442
      @kylebos6442 5 років тому

      And he makes 150k per year

    • @briamonay
      @briamonay 5 років тому

      @@donaldalexander7666 aww tanks

  • @taylorrichards3698
    @taylorrichards3698 3 роки тому

    Everyone in this video are so sweet, talented, and beautiful!! I love them all!!!!😍♥️

  • @hzuiel
    @hzuiel 2 роки тому +4

    The longer i watched this video...the more i realized i've seen it before.

  • @roastreviews1562
    @roastreviews1562 5 років тому +1218

    Everytime I find a dollar on the floor I pick it up, my net worth is around $7

    • @Nicolina12
      @Nicolina12 5 років тому

      Roast Reviews c

    • @dripsin77
      @dripsin77 5 років тому

      Mine is about 15 dollars

    • @eddiemwaniki167
      @eddiemwaniki167 5 років тому

      Lucky

    • @BernieSanders-bn5dk
      @BernieSanders-bn5dk 5 років тому

      $220

    • @RobaRM
      @RobaRM 5 років тому

      Higher. Further. Faster. Watch the trailer for Marvel Studios’ Captain Marvel, in theaters March 8, 2019.
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  • @FerDensetsu
    @FerDensetsu 3 роки тому +6241

    When you make 150K and dress like a bum, you have absolutely nothing to prove.

    • @siddharthnandi8567
      @siddharthnandi8567 3 роки тому +583

      lol people who make $30k and dress like fashion models probably need to rethink their life choices

    • @rainy5517
      @rainy5517 3 роки тому +690

      Bruh what's wrong with that? Can't people just wear what they want?
      Just because they have money, they don't have to brag about it by wearing expensive clothes

    • @totharmin7331
      @totharmin7331 3 роки тому +76

      @@rainy5517 exactly

    • @poejavelski148
      @poejavelski148 3 роки тому +198

      That’s the correct mindset. Notice how Buffet and Gates dress in basic button up clothes. The idiots who spend all of their disposable income on designer clothes because they think others give a fuck about them need to shake their heads and re-evaluate.

    • @paigetoney3995
      @paigetoney3995 3 роки тому +16

      @@rainy5517 that’s exactly what they’re saying

  • @andrewcleverly1322
    @andrewcleverly1322 3 роки тому +25

    The amount of time we spend believing we can't is more than enough time to learn how you can.
    -my Brain.

    • @felixgeorge8158
      @felixgeorge8158 3 роки тому

      Assets and investment is that tiny line that separates the rich from the poor.

    • @ruthsaddy6187
      @ruthsaddy6187 3 роки тому

      @@felixgeorge8158 about investment, Bitcoin is the future and with the help of a professional trader you can touch the skies.

    • @ruthsaddy6187
      @ruthsaddy6187 3 роки тому

      @@felixgeorge8158 Have you heard of Mark Ramsey of UCLA Anderson financial institution, his methods are legit and works like magic, I keep on earning and learning every week with his new strategies.

    • @sallyabraham5043
      @sallyabraham5043 3 роки тому

      All my financial goals have been achieved since I met expert Mr Mark Ramsey.

    • @isabelladenver4005
      @isabelladenver4005 3 роки тому

      @@sallyabraham5043 You are 100% right.

  • @anakorshunova1632
    @anakorshunova1632 3 роки тому +17

    does it bother anyone else how that lady kept assuming everyone is a “hoe”? first of all that’s offensive to sex workers, and second of all why does she assume that a woman that looks good and has money was only able to get that in that way? how narrow-minded does one have to be it’s beyond me

    • @sapphixnova2849
      @sapphixnova2849 2 роки тому +1

      Ummmm she is a sex worker the one that called her a hoe and in many previous videos she has even called her self a hoe and is proud about it cause it pays her bills

  • @dim9753
    @dim9753 4 роки тому +4815

    I do think it's kinda bs that "influencers" and "life coaches" and "content creators" make tons of money, while people who work essential jobs like teachers don't get paid nearly enough.

    • @dim9753
      @dim9753 4 роки тому +411

      Cicero Progontus my comment was more about the fact that it sucks that monetary value doesn't go hand in hand with jobs that are essential for society or that impact in positive ways. If influencers ceased to exist, who gives a damn? We lived just fine before them, would be just fine without. But historically, the lack of education, health, safety and food services have severe consequences and yet policemen, nurses, teachers and agriculture workers are underpaid in most places.

    • @KASol648
      @KASol648 3 роки тому +44

      @Di M, you should read "Bullshit jobs: A theory"

    • @lancevanceGTA
      @lancevanceGTA 3 роки тому +85

      @@dim9753 that's capitalism for ya. A system full of shit

    • @dim9753
      @dim9753 3 роки тому +3

      Κ Α thanks! I'll look it up

    • @dim9753
      @dim9753 3 роки тому +47

      @Ramya and what's worse, youtubers preach stuff against all evidence and people not only believe them, but actually start questioning scientists (flat earthers a prime example)

  • @bodyofhope
    @bodyofhope 5 років тому +1913

    Kudos to the formerly homeless man now making 150k! That's one hard working, determined man right there 💪

    • @jiffjiffernson7292
      @jiffjiffernson7292 5 років тому +12

      Indeed. Few exceptions; Artist Mgr. is lying. Cut that # in 1/2. Everyone knows what phone they have if they use it for work. It is a tool. Nurse's 200k expectations are not present day. 8 yrs part-time? RN goes 70-80ish depending on city. Mgrs 80-100 I believe. Hard workers. I don't know what she said she was. Hard to believe full-time service person still makes just a 40k living wage, and a guy shows up smelling like weed, agrees, and is actually working.

    • @kushy2249
      @kushy2249 5 років тому +5

      @@jiffjiffernson7292The future is now

    • @brownhippy
      @brownhippy 5 років тому +1

      but anyone can lie on there you know its the internet.

    • @AbrahamsYTC
      @AbrahamsYTC 5 років тому +5

      @@jiffjiffernson7292 Yeah, when I used to be a CNA I met quite a few RNs and ask them what could I expect (hinting at what they make) if I continued down the nursing field. Lowest I got was like 60k. I would say the average i got was as you said 70-80k. But one of the RNs made supposedly 140k working at private prison and as one of the more senior nurses. So it might be possible, but it is completely not the normal and at the very highest range. I looked online and although it doesn't seem too reliable, it says RNs with "higher" titles can hit that range of 150k.

    • @fr0zdify
      @fr0zdify 5 років тому +2

      wtf ru saying

  • @sokasbogo6912
    @sokasbogo6912 3 роки тому

    It beautifully puts me in a place as to not judge other on looks

  • @TheOkieLife
    @TheOkieLife 3 роки тому

    This was genuinely fun.