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"Are you tired"
"Yes I am really tired"
That's the software engineer for sure.
She's asian too. That should've been the easiest to guess. Literally when I look at grad school profiles and they mention they're a software engineer, 75% of the time they are asian (India or China), and 75% of Asians profiles I look at are software engineers.
Interesting.
I'm fixing to take a course for full-stack software development.
could alternatively be the ER nurse too i wasnt sure
@@mikeguidry2577 So true, especially if in the US and the person is not Asian American. Not because Asians love doing computer science/software/data, just the fact that any Asian foreigners that happen to be working in the United States, chances are they are from this field, given the requirement of working visa sponsorships (since the working visa for foreigners is for positions that technically "not able to fill by qualified Americans"...)
I heard a stereotype: “women like firefighters and scented candles”
Well since she was the firefighter then I guess men like firefighters and cologne
"Cover your ears pastor"
The pastor doing the cross thing was just priceless
Haha that cracked me up XD
SOO Funny!
Time stamp?
Coolest pastor in the heart
@@jillianmaclaughlin9813 13:00
“How do you feel about god?”
“....he’s a cool guy”
🤣🤣🤣
Replace God with Mary and guy with girl and thats my life as a Catholic.
@@oogleyb2683
I didn't say I worshipped Mary. I said I thought she was cool.
@@oogleyb2683 nah you’re cool, ban is the goat 😌
@@ashlynnheller8400 No you didn't
@@ffthrne8995 fr
The chemistry of this whole room is amazing. No judgement, only appreciation and friendly conversations.
YES, I do love These Videos but often there are some mean and juging People guessing. But i loved all the People in Here!
Yes!! Which is honestly sometimes hard to find on videos in this channel
ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
If everyone on earth could be as accepting as them
im judging
"A pastor, a bounty hunter, and a porn producer walks into a bar..."
Good thing there is also a bartender in the lineup
That’s what I was thinking haha
You just made my day
Question why would a pastor go into a bar
@@gomezv8944 why the fuck not?
"Everybody always cries." I love the bounty hunter.
ok 1.2k likes with no replies
anotherlemontree she did a hiho kids video as well I think
same, she gives off these badass vibes
She’s so hot!
I LOVE THE BOUNTY HUNTER SO MUCHHHHHH OMG
Why aren’t we talking about the guys that’s been KNIGHTED 8 TIMES
Yeah! Like what do you mean?! How?! Why?!
Who??
i looked up to Google but i still don’t understand what does it mean by “knighted” :’)
can someone explain to me??? thank you :’)
@@sertralynn7746 the general way to be knighted is by doing something great/impressive in the military OR making a scientific, artistic, literary, or civil contribution to society.
Basically, you do something that makes you worthy of the title and you get to put "Sir" or "Dame" before your name.
Edit: you can also gain the title by buying a certificate or a piece of land, either way it's weird how this guy has been knighted 8 times
He has a badass black flag tattoo too
4:36 I’M DYING- HE JUST HOISTED HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDER SO EASILY AUSJNDKSNV
And the firefighter lifting him fully off the floor in heels was hilarious.
Why is no one talking about the fact that the tarot card reader literally had tarot tatoos
SAMEEEE, I was asking myself "why they didn't check the tattoos?"
I thought for SURE he was the horse listener
"it's a simple SCIENTIFIC procedure" sure man
@@claragallego9756 it's a believe thing. I think he meant like, it has factors and ways of explaning, not some fantasy shit straight outta of a childrens book
LMFAOOO when he said his sign in the exact way a tarot card reader would and that he loves the moon I’m like HELLOOOOO!!!!!!!
the pastor dude has so much positive energy omg
It's not just positive energy it's the work of the Lord through him making him shine like a light in the dark world
@@clairepratt9954 Amen.
I'm a 100% atheist and I just wanna chill and talk about God with him and hug him really tightttt❤️✨
@@miye7349 Your an atheist that want's to talk about God?
That's great.
@@anqei1436 absolutely, I mean I dont have to belive what someone else beliefs to be interested in it. And as long as no one forces their beliefs on someone (atheists as well) it's all great :)
The tarot guy literally has tarot cards tattooed on his arm how did they not see that??😭😭😭
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
As another commenter pointed out, he has a Black Flag tattoo on his upper left arm. That's the logo of a band, not tarrot cards.
That is a logo from black flag a harcore punk band
The bounty hunter is such a mood
The way she stands and the way she looks ugghhhhh I LOVE HER!!!
HIIIIII WE HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PICTURE
@@emnaaaaaa ayyyyy hiiii
Floof good.
I WANT TO LOOK JUST LIKE HER OMG :OOOO
Yea she’s my favorite too
"What's your fav porn genre?"
"Anime"
WELL THAT'S AN ANSWER
BASED
Can't blame her though and anime has a whole list of genres itself.
At least she was honest
It’s not called anime it’s called hEnTaI
CherryRoses SoOo SpeCiFic,Thank You (In a good way)
okay why is no one talking about how ilah said the pastor was the porn producer i am in tears
real tears
lmaooo
Wus a paster
@@lizhicao5102
Some sort of religious guy
HE MADE THE AIGN OF THE CROSS
As a christian, when i saw the pastor i said "HE'S THE PASTOR FOR SURE" he is so peaceful🥺
Lol, same here❤️✝️
Me too
same i was like yoooo that's gotta be a youth pastor
Yep no doubt about it
I’m a Christian and I knew too. I think the Holy Spirit gives us discernment… that’s how we know.
Sometimes I wonder where they find these people? Like do they just pick them up off the street? 😂😂😂I don’t mean that in a bad way they just seem so nice, different and cool every episode no matter who they bring in.
they're actors...
they offer a “casting call” of sorts, which is more of a “hey let’s see you as a person” and less of an acting ability type thing, so essentially they’re theirselves but they get vetted first
@@joryharris8002 what do you think this is, a reality show? 💀
ER nurse: I jUsT wAnT tO hELp ThEM **brings out nails**
I felt that 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at that 😂
I work in an ER, and I feel every single nurse can relate to that...
Time stamp is around 10:02 if anyone is wondering :)
@@itzmoonliight14 thank you love!
@@itzmoonliight14 thx!
"Cover your ears, pastor!" 💀💀💀
And the crux sign lmao
@@androidynamit haha that was the best, such a cool dude
That was great
lmfao when the tarot reader preceded his description with "it's a simple scientific process"
i definetly have respect for the ER nurse. Don't let other people pressure you into not being yourself.
"You just wanna help them"
*show strangling gestures*
LMAO
😂😂
lmaoo
Yes
lols
As someone in the health care industry I felt this so hard
They should do a best friends video where they guess which people are friends with each other
erika that’s a good idea lol
That wouldn't work cuz you'd be able to tell, when they look at each other they'll start laughing. Like whenever u try to do a group project with your friends
CydtheKyd they could just not look at each other.. they already did a guess couples video
YES
Yes
"Tarot is a simple scientific procedure"
Yeah sure cards with magical energy that work like magnets very science based
yes thank you, i had my eyes rolling the whole time
i was vibing with the video until he said that then i was like...no
i almost threw a book at my screen when he said that
Hahahahahha, I was so looking for this comment.
You know how magnets work?!
"I've seen prolapsed a holes."
The bartender's eyes almost fall out of his head in the background 😂
"You smell neutral, I smell nothing." That tipped me off she was the ER nurse.
Exactly . Clean Clean smell 😂😂😂
I would have guesses they are a he?
they literally say that they are queer
She...
You mean *He
You should do line-up:guess what subject the teacher teaches
mathilde mikkelsen that's such a cool idea!!
Yesssss
YESSS
mathilde mikkelsen oh hell our school do this shit
yES
why do i feel like the pastor gives the BEST hugs
Dude, there was no drama in this one and it was so chill. By far my favorite
There's something about the Bounty Hunter looks that I really like. She has such a strong, feminine, tough, but soft look to her. The smile is killer. I couldn't stop looking at her.
Yeah She'll make you cry too if you're on the wrong end of the stick, but then again, you might enjoy that! :P
tigergreg8 I’m glad I wasn’t the only one
Right?!
Yes she is so hot omg
tigergreg8 read any book by Tamora Pierce. All her main characters are strong females and her books are my lifetime favorites
“Help my house is on fire” QUEEEEEENNN
Yas
He's a nigga
*qween
@@fional9906 King*
@@PunoBendito kween*
Everyone got the porn producer right because it was their last card and she was the end, but some people switched it damn😂
I love how Timmy just like clicks with everyone and is like: let’s be friends!
2:35. “Do you like people?”
“Some...”
*Best answer ever.*
It was a honest answer because people in general can't say they like all people. I know I don't like some relatives and a banch of other people and I am very sure the relatives I don't like feel the same about me and other people dislike me as well. This is haw it works and I am ok with that. 😂😁😀
Definitely the cutest firefighter I've ever seen.
Don't set your house on fire
Simp
YouthCult1919 all of y’all are simping lol
🥵
YouthCult1919 simp
“Hello!”
“Hello..... fEllOW AsIAn...”
Fellow*
3:22 "you smell neutral, i smell nothing"
that poor person i'd be terrified
I love how everyone was singing along with the pastor except for the Porn Producer
She probably sold her soul 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sold her soul 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LORD 🤣
@Samuel H Sinaga how tf would i know?
@Samuel H Sinaga simp but i got her @ tho
12:42 :How much do you think Timmy can make?"
Porn producer: *"oh you could... you can... yes"*
Mike Pineda 😂😭💀
she said from 199$ / per min to 1499$/ per min
Bro fist it’s 1.99$ to 14.99$ not in hundreds
@@kashish2332 oh that makes more sense
😂😂😂”I just got a new computer “
11:42 Tarot reading is a "Scientific procedure" according to this guy 🤣
Scientific procedure my ass 😂
"They're unicorns. You can only see their horns if you're also magical" omg 🥺 that's so fucking cute (9:23)
i was so happy that woman was the bounty hunter and damn she's hot
Laura
Yes ❤️💕
They did a video with her!
SHE IS! Been looking for her all my life!
Payton K TV what’s it called? 🥰
Kids Meet A Bounty Hunter
"What is your favorite porn?"
"Anime"
"...right on"
she's a brony
sure hell crack me up!
hentai about horses
vaahtobileet sorry mate, girls can’t be bronies
@@queep8197 sisnies
I would legitimately be friends with any of these people. They all just seem so nice
did my guy say “i’m an aquarian” instead of Aquarius😭😭😭
that is correct. A person who's born under the sign of Aquarius is an... Aquarian.
He is right though
"What's your favouite porn genre?"
"Anime."
Not surprised.
It’s not a genre, though? Like, are animated films a genre?
@@rosedalinevaletine6931 she meant hantai
Me either. Hentai is the best so why wouldn’t she like it? Why wouldn’t anyone? 🤷🏻♀️ Just depends on what you’re into.
@@kaykaysandoval13ks The best? Cartoon porn is the best? I genuinely don’t understand you people. How is it sexy watching cartoons have sex?
@@JackAssGonnaKillYou anime isn’t an cartoon 🤦🏽♀️
"I don't watch porn"
Her brain: "it's called Hentai and it's art"
Its called ukulele screamo and its 𝙖𝙧𝙩
My frend was watching hentai. She forgot the headphones. We literally are eating dem fruity pebbles, and then we hear "oh! Ooh! Ah! Oh-ah! Oniiii-chaaan!"
She legit squirted cereal out of her nose LMFAO 😂😂😂
@@bellawhitten8877 AHHHHH LMAO
Lmao not all asians watch hentai don't be racist
@@patrochilles6275 don't be an asshole pls
This is so cool, a bunch of people of completely different backgrounds coming together to laugh and be friends, this is what a brighter future looks like.
This ends war, this ends racism, this ends greed!
"This brings love!" ❤
❤️
I just realized that that's Ilah. The girl who got robbed of 1,000 in that one video
Dude the bounty Hunter looks so badass she is the only one I was certain of
I mean she walks around looking like a whinchester so yea lol
Yeah I have a crush haha
Yeah, she was the coolest person
I was certain of porn producer, hot chick which probably had her fair share of that :D
yeah im like a little bit in love rn lol
I like how they put the Pastor and the Porn Producer on opposite ends of the line up LOL
Its like The Cut purposely made a spectrum from good to bad
Rico that kinda makes sense except i don't understand why tarot reader would be so close to the right end
No way a horse listener would be above a er nurse
Then again i dont really know exactly what horse listeners do so i could be wrong
Idk
papaya mango yeah that's kind of a stretch too but i figured it might be subjective haha like if the producer loves horses or something idk
RomaaPlays this is so true I'm crying
Did that dude just said tarot is a "simple scientific procedure" ? 11:39
The guy in camo picking up that guy with the hat all stiff had me in ruins 🤣🤣
Yo the asian girl with the colorful outfit has the most attractive smile i've ever seen
@@Meddy__med It's @ilahdizon
Indeed, i like her smile🤗
I think she looks a lot like Emilia Clarke! Same energy, same big smile.
facts
guys the instagram of the firefighter plz
That ER nurse makes me so happy. I love how comfortable everyone in seattle is. Be comfortable with yourself and pursue happieness to no end
Lots of sad homeless people tho
She is in another video where she guesses which drug ppl take. I like her even more in that vid.
Sure, but how are we supposed to know this?
@@lol-cy9wr So true. Also pursue Jesus and the happiness will come in overflow.
I was thinking she could definitely pull off whatever scrubs are available. It's not like they're form fitting or even flattering on most people but she could have some fun with the patterns
“Cover your ears pastor” took me out 😂 I was also thinking the same thing
Is no one gonna talk that the guy is called “Alex Alexander”?
'how do u feel about vaginas’
‘um i mean i like mine’ 🤣😭
69th comment
i think i would like hers too
@@NingamerXoh!
"hello.... *fellow asian* "
Infinity War Survivor hi
Infinity War Survivor hello
Infinity War Survivor 😂 hi
GENERAL KENOBI*
@@prez902 I was scrolling through the comments looking for someone to mention this
"You look like you're from nature"
*Smiles*
🥺💘😍
Happy thing about them is they're all genuine people.
"Horses are amazing"
"They're unicorns, you can only see their horns if you're also magical"
I want to like but its at 420 likes so...
i'm not even into horses (it's not like I don't like them, though) but that quote is just the sweetest thing I heard today
Gypsy soul yes
That was hella cute
Yup we watched the video too
ER Nurse: We just want to help them
*choking gestures*
😂😂😂😂
Leon Wellz my favorite moment!
👌 10/10
Leon Wellz literally me 😂
Clara Danes he was so funny haha
Its at 10:01 for those who want😂😂
9:22 so wholesome omgggg 💓💓💓
8:00 Me, a Choir kid: *Sings along really quickly*
13:00 *"I said cover your ears pastor!"* HAHA Gotta love Ilah
Alex Frenette i am replying just to let u see u got 1.5k likes
HAHA damn holy shit thanks! Didn't expect that at all LOL
2.4k In 10 hours?! 🙌
HAHAHA hi Ilah! 😂💛
2.7 now!
"I just want to *hElp TheM* "
This is the realest mood ngl
Help them lose their virginity yeah
HE IS SO CUTE
@@s.venetien3590...?
I loved them
".... I say cover your ears pastor!"
That was hella funny!
I love how they are always so friendly and nice to each other
0:28 “I can’t imagine a dumber way to make money”
LOVE HIM. 😂😂
@@damagecontrol7 as if I would ever subcribe to a channel like this
Literally I paused and died laughing Yass Queen😂😂 Man, I miss having gay friends they are such great humans to be around
As a drag queen I can identify with this
Literal
"i say cover your ears, pastor!" ahahaaa
Jamie Collins Hi subscribe to the channel it's very fun I need to collect 1000 subscribers
That was the best part lmfao 😂😂😂😂
"It's like a chef with bottles but you get to talk shit at the same time"
I'm dying 😂😂😂
The energy in this video is just sooo pure I love it☺️☺️☺️☺️
"cover your ears pastor" I DIED ( 13:00 )
lol that was really funny I could relate
😂😂😂LOL
The bartender's face after she said prolapsed a**holes. lol
i was about to comment that but i read yur comment i was like sameeeee
SAME🤣🤣🤣
"Oh my god, I say, cover your ears pastor!"
That got me dead, anyone else?
@Cicero Progontus godly things
"Hello... Fellow Asian..."
*Laughter*
I did not expect to hear the phrase "prolapsed assholes" today. Life is full of beautiful surprises.
"You're hard"
"That's what she said"
A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN GODDAMN HEART-
YES SHE'S THE QUEEN
Wait lmao i missed that who said that?
@@sadaarontveit3635 2:57
“You just want to.. *puts chocking motion* help them... :)”
*choking.
I would have guessed that the tarot reader was the porn producer. Everything he said would still work.
“She’s probably the firefighter, isn’t she?”
Firefighter girl: **nods**
5:22 HeLP mY HOusE Is oN FIRE 🔥
•Crushed Soul• I love that you actually lined it up with the way he spoke
I love Strawberry Shartcake!
•Crushed Soul• that dudes my favourite
*i* wth
*does choking motion* “I just want to help them” 😂😂
sad
the lady that said her favorite genre was anime i about screamed right there
I love the line ups, always entertaining
I feel like I need a whole episode on the bounty hunter!
Athena Jarman She did an episode on Hiho Kids, ua-cam.com/video/m8TzvS9xRK8/v-deo.html
Agree!
Amir Samir YASSSSS THANKYOU!!
There is!!
Amir Samir jesus i love u
The Software Engineer IS SO PRETTY OMG
RIght ?! you're the comment that I was looking for. She is drop dead gorgeous for me, I can see her as a movie star for sure
ikr, I mean like why is nobody talking about her??
It's all about her cuteness
really? and the porn producer wasn't? C'mon wtf 😂😂
Her @?
This is probably my favorite video so far. Love the entire vibe of this.
"It's just a simple scientific procedure" omg laughing so hard
The tarot reader has cards tattoed on his arm, i feel so dumb, lmao
I was looking for this comment.. how did none of them notice the tattoos?
Amanda Queiroga that’s the black flag logo not cards
i thought he was a porn producee
Amanda Queiroga oh lmfao
Amanda Queiroga don’t worry. You’re not the dumbest one here.
I’ve watched bartenders guess who’s underage and the black dude was on it.
I FORGOT HE WAS A BARTENDER
"So doing push-ups with somebody on my back makes me a firefighter?"
"Look it's not a perfect science"
😂😂😂😂😂
unlike tarot
More scientific than tarot card reading.
🤣😂
Every time I watch these I’m like can we be best friends cause all these people are so nice and funny and are all gorgeous human beings
6:21 is it just me or do they look like they would be a great couple
*"You look like you come from nature"*
*"Awwe" :))*
*Girl, she just called you a horse girl..*
Or just a horse!
wtf my girlfriend spends a lot of time with horses shes gorgeous lol
Cheyenne Stevenson OH MY
😂
Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it. My friend lily spends a lot of time with horses
Im in love with the bounty hunter SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, I love her smile
Youre weird
Nah, I just have a type.
Deadass, I agree with you I have a mad crush on her
I’m qUaKiNg how cute she is.
Somehow I knew she was a bounty hunter
*HELP my house is on ✨firee✨*
that shit was pricelesss😂
I- I wanna be carried by the bounty hunter
Horses are unicorns you can only see their horns if you're also magical. My heart.
What does this mean exactly.
Jerome Henderson, if you allow yourself to see the magic in everything, you will be magical yourself.
She’s so cute I wanna keep her in my pocket
3.5k times agree with you.
Iconic Unicorn that’s what I tell the big draft horse’s and the scared ones! “You’re so cute. I’m gunna put you in my pocket and take you home with me.”
10:04 “i just wanna help them.” that’s the best sentence ever with that gesture😂
Especially with those gorgeous blue nails
this was the best episode imo
so wholesome
4:35 AHHH IM CRYING THE WAY THE GUESSER LOOKED WHEN HE LIFTED HIM UP PLSS