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  • @ishaan4193
    @ishaan4193 4 роки тому +24013

    "Cover your ears pastor"
    The pastor doing the cross thing was just priceless

  • @tranlenamphuong6192
    @tranlenamphuong6192 3 роки тому +13399

    The chemistry of this whole room is amazing. No judgement, only appreciation and friendly conversations.

    • @Feiler-ff2vx
      @Feiler-ff2vx 3 роки тому +118

      YES, I do love These Videos but often there are some mean and juging People guessing. But i loved all the People in Here!

    • @superabi5214
      @superabi5214 2 роки тому +26

      Yes!! Which is honestly sometimes hard to find on videos in this channel

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    • @indigoseptember263
      @indigoseptember263 2 роки тому +16

      If everyone on earth could be as accepting as them

    • @michaelsalmon9832
      @michaelsalmon9832 2 роки тому +1

      im judging

  • @katvalentine9962
    @katvalentine9962 5 років тому +7112

    "You just wanna help them"
    *show strangling gestures*
    LMAO

  • @alanawyche875
    @alanawyche875 3 роки тому +11200

    “How do you feel about god?”
    “....he’s a cool guy”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 3 роки тому +35

      Replace God with Mary and guy with girl and thats my life as a Catholic.

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 3 роки тому +18

      @@oogleyb2683
      I didn't say I worshipped Mary. I said I thought she was cool.

    • @ffthrne8995
      @ffthrne8995 3 роки тому +3

      @@oogleyb2683 nah you’re cool, ban is the goat 😌

    • @oogleyb2683
      @oogleyb2683 3 роки тому +1

      @@ashlynnheller8400 No you didn't

    • @oogleyb2683
      @oogleyb2683 3 роки тому

      @@ffthrne8995 fr

  • @MrTerribleLie
    @MrTerribleLie 4 роки тому +16851

    "Are you tired"
    "Yes I am really tired"
    That's the software engineer for sure.

    • @mikeguidry2577
      @mikeguidry2577 4 роки тому +401

      She's asian too. That should've been the easiest to guess. Literally when I look at grad school profiles and they mention they're a software engineer, 75% of the time they are asian (India or China), and 75% of Asians profiles I look at are software engineers.

    • @Always_Curious_Joe
      @Always_Curious_Joe 4 роки тому +36

      Interesting.
      I'm fixing to take a course for full-stack software development.

    • @Julia-jz1fy
      @Julia-jz1fy 3 роки тому +108

      could alternatively be the ER nurse too i wasnt sure

    • @tiffanyg2790
      @tiffanyg2790 3 роки тому +42

      @@mikeguidry2577 So true, especially if in the US and the person is not Asian American. Not because Asians love doing computer science/software/data, just the fact that any Asian foreigners that happen to be working in the United States, chances are they are from this field, given the requirement of working visa sponsorships (since the working visa for foreigners is for positions that technically "not able to fill by qualified Americans"...)

    • @aditya_aquarius
      @aditya_aquarius 3 роки тому +9

      I heard a stereotype: “women like firefighters and scented candles”
      Well since she was the firefighter then I guess men like firefighters and cologne

  • @zero-zv1fq
    @zero-zv1fq 4 роки тому +23654

    okay why is no one talking about how ilah said the pastor was the porn producer i am in tears

  • @anotherlemontree
    @anotherlemontree 5 років тому +6576

    "Everybody always cries." I love the bounty hunter.

    • @egg6181
      @egg6181 5 років тому +10

      ok 1.2k likes with no replies

    • @cerysroberts489
      @cerysroberts489 5 років тому +11

      anotherlemontree she did a hiho kids video as well I think

    • @vvandmustache6700
      @vvandmustache6700 5 років тому +51

      same, she gives off these badass vibes

    • @johannachan9685
      @johannachan9685 5 років тому +66

      She’s so hot!

    • @YS-eu4ne
      @YS-eu4ne 5 років тому +17

      I LOVE THE BOUNTY HUNTER SO MUCHHHHHH OMG

  • @willowoodz
    @willowoodz 3 роки тому +915

    4:36 I’M DYING- HE JUST HOISTED HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDER SO EASILY AUSJNDKSNV

    • @MyBendystraw
      @MyBendystraw 8 місяців тому +8

      And the firefighter lifting him fully off the floor in heels was hilarious.

  • @scnderaltuts3007
    @scnderaltuts3007 4 роки тому +7348

    the pastor dude has so much positive energy omg

    • @clairepratt9954
      @clairepratt9954 3 роки тому +230

      It's not just positive energy it's the work of the Lord through him making him shine like a light in the dark world

    • @briannamcdaniel266
      @briannamcdaniel266 3 роки тому +48

      @@clairepratt9954 Amen.

    • @miye7349
      @miye7349 3 роки тому +62

      I'm a 100% atheist and I just wanna chill and talk about God with him and hug him really tightttt❤️✨

    • @anqei1436
      @anqei1436 3 роки тому +18

      @@miye7349 Your an atheist that want's to talk about God?
      That's great.

    • @miye7349
      @miye7349 3 роки тому +43

      @@anqei1436 absolutely, I mean I dont have to belive what someone else beliefs to be interested in it. And as long as no one forces their beliefs on someone (atheists as well) it's all great :)

  • @ella-du1ub
    @ella-du1ub 4 роки тому +8017

    ER nurse: I jUsT wAnT tO hELp ThEM **brings out nails**
    I felt that 😂😂😂

    • @ekaye10
      @ekaye10 4 роки тому +71

      I laughed so hard at that 😂

    • @HBickford96
      @HBickford96 3 роки тому +117

      I work in an ER, and I feel every single nurse can relate to that...

    • @itzmoonliight14
      @itzmoonliight14 3 роки тому +60

      Time stamp is around 10:02 if anyone is wondering :)

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 3 роки тому +14

      @@itzmoonliight14 thank you love!

    • @alexepic3255
      @alexepic3255 3 роки тому +6

      @@itzmoonliight14 thx!

  • @tigergreg8
    @tigergreg8 6 років тому +6545

    There's something about the Bounty Hunter looks that I really like. She has such a strong, feminine, tough, but soft look to her. The smile is killer. I couldn't stop looking at her.

    • @fobypawz418
      @fobypawz418 6 років тому +293

      Yeah She'll make you cry too if you're on the wrong end of the stick, but then again, you might enjoy that! :P

    • @RedTheAbnormal
      @RedTheAbnormal 6 років тому +95

      tigergreg8 I’m glad I wasn’t the only one

    • @browneyedella
      @browneyedella 6 років тому +24

      Right?!

    • @OfficialMerilette
      @OfficialMerilette 6 років тому +146

      Yes she is so hot omg

    • @peachykeen3744
      @peachykeen3744 6 років тому +48

      tigergreg8 read any book by Tamora Pierce. All her main characters are strong females and her books are my lifetime favorites

  • @selenajarv8763
    @selenajarv8763 4 роки тому +563

    The bounty hunter is such a mood
    The way she stands and the way she looks ugghhhhh I LOVE HER!!!

    • @emnaaaaaa
      @emnaaaaaa 3 роки тому +6

      HIIIIII WE HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PICTURE

    • @selenajarv8763
      @selenajarv8763 3 роки тому +4

      @@emnaaaaaa ayyyyy hiiii

    • @mudrams5015
      @mudrams5015 3 роки тому

      Floof good.

    • @myosotislyra
      @myosotislyra 3 роки тому +2

      I WANT TO LOOK JUST LIKE HER OMG :OOOO

    • @PaganSkye
      @PaganSkye Рік тому

      Yea she’s my favorite too

  • @ErikaIsMeTV
    @ErikaIsMeTV 6 років тому +23861

    They should do a best friends video where they guess which people are friends with each other

    • @howder25
      @howder25 6 років тому +172

      erika that’s a good idea lol

    • @cydthekyd7871
      @cydthekyd7871 6 років тому +472

      That wouldn't work cuz you'd be able to tell, when they look at each other they'll start laughing. Like whenever u try to do a group project with your friends

    • @user-ed4pp5io6f
      @user-ed4pp5io6f 6 років тому +213

      CydtheKyd they could just not look at each other.. they already did a guess couples video

    • @hazel3513
      @hazel3513 6 років тому +8

      YES

    • @hannahtraynor9231
      @hannahtraynor9231 6 років тому +5

      Yes

  • @briannajohnson6504
    @briannajohnson6504 6 років тому +828

    *does choking motion* “I just want to help them” 😂😂

  • @Renram22
    @Renram22 5 років тому +5481

    "Cover your ears, pastor!" 💀💀💀

  • @samriddhi6987
    @samriddhi6987 3 роки тому +1073

    The tarot guy literally has tarot cards tattooed on his arm how did they not see that??😭😭😭

    • @a2promiscious297
      @a2promiscious297 3 роки тому +18

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

    • @grimblegrumble
      @grimblegrumble 3 роки тому +28

      As another commenter pointed out, he has a Black Flag tattoo on his upper left arm. That's the logo of a band, not tarrot cards.

    • @edybocman76
      @edybocman76 2 роки тому +10

      That is a logo from black flag a harcore punk band

  • @nickmyron172
    @nickmyron172 4 роки тому +8398

    That ER nurse makes me so happy. I love how comfortable everyone in seattle is. Be comfortable with yourself and pursue happieness to no end

    • @lol-cy9wr
      @lol-cy9wr 4 роки тому +40

      Lots of sad homeless people tho

    • @neropatti1504
      @neropatti1504 4 роки тому +75

      She is in another video where she guesses which drug ppl take. I like her even more in that vid.

    • @neropatti1504
      @neropatti1504 4 роки тому +1

      Sure, but how are we supposed to know this?

    • @trey5768
      @trey5768 4 роки тому +5

      @@lol-cy9wr So true. Also pursue Jesus and the happiness will come in overflow.

    • @amandasnider2644
      @amandasnider2644 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking she could definitely pull off whatever scrubs are available. It's not like they're form fitting or even flattering on most people but she could have some fun with the patterns

  • @gummysnacksandknives9229
    @gummysnacksandknives9229 5 років тому +9085

    "You smell neutral, I smell nothing." That tipped me off she was the ER nurse.

  • @PauloIgorLeopoldesBender
    @PauloIgorLeopoldesBender 4 роки тому +13131

    Definitely the cutest firefighter I've ever seen.

  • @farnamsafarzadeh3396
    @farnamsafarzadeh3396 3 роки тому +4129

    Why aren’t we talking about the guys that’s been KNIGHTED 8 TIMES

    • @kaykaysandoval13ks
      @kaykaysandoval13ks 3 роки тому +251

      Yeah! Like what do you mean?! How?! Why?!

    • @feliciapattinson9591
      @feliciapattinson9591 3 роки тому +7

      Who??

    • @sertralynn7746
      @sertralynn7746 3 роки тому +44

      i looked up to Google but i still don’t understand what does it mean by “knighted” :’)
      can someone explain to me??? thank you :’)

    • @madzredfox_36
      @madzredfox_36 3 роки тому +415

      ​@@sertralynn7746 the general way to be knighted is by doing something great/impressive in the military OR making a scientific, artistic, literary, or civil contribution to society.
      Basically, you do something that makes you worthy of the title and you get to put "Sir" or "Dame" before your name.
      Edit: you can also gain the title by buying a certificate or a piece of land, either way it's weird how this guy has been knighted 8 times

    • @black_leg_sanji6496
      @black_leg_sanji6496 3 роки тому +52

      He has a badass black flag tattoo too

  • @justnicole9501
    @justnicole9501 5 років тому +9452

    “Help my house is on fire” QUEEEEEENNN

  • @mathildemikkelsen8753
    @mathildemikkelsen8753 6 років тому +7557

    You should do line-up:guess what subject the teacher teaches

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 5 років тому +3435

    2:35. “Do you like people?”
    “Some...”
    *Best answer ever.*

    • @leliavoinea1942
      @leliavoinea1942 4 роки тому +25

      It was a honest answer because people in general can't say they like all people. I know I don't like some relatives and a banch of other people and I am very sure the relatives I don't like feel the same about me and other people dislike me as well. This is haw it works and I am ok with that. 😂😁😀

  • @abigailgarcia1997
    @abigailgarcia1997 3 роки тому +1475

    As a christian, when i saw the pastor i said "HE'S THE PASTOR FOR SURE" he is so peaceful🥺

    • @juliaa1751
      @juliaa1751 3 роки тому +15

      Lol, same here❤️✝️

    • @scarlycruz6827
      @scarlycruz6827 3 роки тому +9

      Me too

    • @rosegold5720
      @rosegold5720 3 роки тому +8

      same i was like yoooo that's gotta be a youth pastor

    • @polar_bear3233
      @polar_bear3233 2 роки тому +2

      Yep no doubt about it

    • @srodriguez721
      @srodriguez721 2 роки тому +5

      I’m a Christian and I knew too. I think the Holy Spirit gives us discernment… that’s how we know.

  • @waterunderthebridge2291
    @waterunderthebridge2291 5 років тому +12952

    "A pastor, a bounty hunter, and a porn producer walks into a bar..."

    • @jordanprichard776
      @jordanprichard776 5 років тому +812

      Good thing there is also a bartender in the lineup

    • @aesthetickait31
      @aesthetickait31 5 років тому +46

      That’s what I was thinking haha

    • @ggoodd32503
      @ggoodd32503 5 років тому +26

      You just made my day

    • @gomezv8944
      @gomezv8944 5 років тому +27

      Question why would a pastor go into a bar

    • @vibesdasher
      @vibesdasher 5 років тому +89

      @@gomezv8944 why the fuck not?

  • @lonniebird4266
    @lonniebird4266 5 років тому +14055

    Why is no one talking about the fact that the tarot card reader literally had tarot tatoos

    • @marikm729
      @marikm729 5 років тому +417

      SAMEEEE, I was asking myself "why they didn't check the tattoos?"

    • @nikkinicole4990
      @nikkinicole4990 5 років тому +211

      I thought for SURE he was the horse listener

    • @claragallego9756
      @claragallego9756 5 років тому +374

      "it's a simple SCIENTIFIC procedure" sure man

    • @kai-ud3td
      @kai-ud3td 5 років тому +86

      @@claragallego9756 it's a believe thing. I think he meant like, it has factors and ways of explaning, not some fantasy shit straight outta of a childrens book

    • @jericakez6813
      @jericakez6813 4 роки тому +101

      LMFAOOO when he said his sign in the exact way a tarot card reader would and that he loves the moon I’m like HELLOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • @gennards
    @gennards 5 років тому +3508

    0:28 “I can’t imagine a dumber way to make money”
    LOVE HIM. 😂😂

    • @ronnienaldo7101
      @ronnienaldo7101 5 років тому

      @@damagecontrol7 as if I would ever subcribe to a channel like this

    • @Corinthians1614
      @Corinthians1614 5 років тому +9

      Literally I paused and died laughing Yass Queen😂😂 Man, I miss having gay friends they are such great humans to be around

    • @jennamarie1812
      @jennamarie1812 5 років тому +6

      As a drag queen I can identify with this

    • @Alexcrack-bn5uy
      @Alexcrack-bn5uy 2 роки тому +1

      Literal

  • @madelineoconnor2536
    @madelineoconnor2536 3 роки тому +551

    Sometimes I wonder where they find these people? Like do they just pick them up off the street? 😂😂😂I don’t mean that in a bad way they just seem so nice, different and cool every episode no matter who they bring in.

    • @joryharris8002
      @joryharris8002 3 роки тому

      they're actors...

    • @simonzenn
      @simonzenn 3 роки тому +89

      they offer a “casting call” of sorts, which is more of a “hey let’s see you as a person” and less of an acting ability type thing, so essentially they’re theirselves but they get vetted first

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 2 роки тому +7

      @@joryharris8002 what do you think this is, a reality show? 💀

  • @charlotteorr9897
    @charlotteorr9897 5 років тому +2468

    'how do u feel about vaginas’
    ‘um i mean i like mine’ 🤣😭

  • @acetylcholine3656
    @acetylcholine3656 6 років тому +1557

    ER Nurse: We just want to help them
    *choking gestures*
    😂😂😂😂

    • @LC-le9ew
      @LC-le9ew 6 років тому +11

      Leon Wellz my favorite moment!

    • @lindarojas734
      @lindarojas734 6 років тому +7

      👌 10/10

    • @karabryant3795
      @karabryant3795 6 років тому +8

      Leon Wellz literally me 😂

    • @Shyanne-mk9ug
      @Shyanne-mk9ug 6 років тому +3

      Clara Danes he was so funny haha

    • @miami6566
      @miami6566 6 років тому +2

      Its at 10:01 for those who want😂😂

  • @AlexFrenette
    @AlexFrenette 6 років тому +8452

    13:00 *"I said cover your ears pastor!"* HAHA Gotta love Ilah

    • @martinawad3629
      @martinawad3629 6 років тому +47

      Alex Frenette i am replying just to let u see u got 1.5k likes

    • @AlexFrenette
      @AlexFrenette 6 років тому +18

      HAHA damn holy shit thanks! Didn't expect that at all LOL

    • @ilah_dizon
      @ilah_dizon 6 років тому +6

      2.4k In 10 hours?! 🙌

    • @AlexFrenette
      @AlexFrenette 6 років тому +1

      HAHAHA hi Ilah! 😂💛

    • @horsegirl738
      @horsegirl738 6 років тому +1

      2.7 now!

  • @magicmushroom3156
    @magicmushroom3156 2 роки тому +54

    Dude, there was no drama in this one and it was so chill. By far my favorite

  • @dannagonzalez057
    @dannagonzalez057 5 років тому +2992

    "Oh my god, I say, cover your ears pastor!"
    That got me dead, anyone else?

  • @jamieanastacia
    @jamieanastacia 6 років тому +2716

    "i say cover your ears, pastor!" ahahaaa

    • @jortv1164
      @jortv1164 6 років тому

      Jamie Collins Hi subscribe to the channel it's very fun I need to collect 1000 subscribers

    • @vanessa.s728
      @vanessa.s728 6 років тому +4

      That was the best part lmfao 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kiki.Datter.Af.Lothbrok
    @Kiki.Datter.Af.Lothbrok 4 роки тому +4704

    “You can only see their horns if you’re also magical!”
    Girl, you got me tearing up! 😭 That was beautiful!

    • @kazudolly
      @kazudolly 4 роки тому +8

      @Zandeus k

    • @will9709
      @will9709 4 роки тому +6

      Zandeus ouch

    • @sergeantnoone6920
      @sergeantnoone6920 4 роки тому +4

      @Zandeus i agree

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 роки тому +46

      it was cringey

    • @eponack
      @eponack 4 роки тому +14

      Zandeus Someone’s mother didn’t love them right.

  • @libenhagos9335
    @libenhagos9335 3 роки тому +116

    lmfao when the tarot reader preceded his description with "it's a simple scientific process"

  • @erwinsmith7883
    @erwinsmith7883 5 років тому +8092

    "What's your fav porn genre?"
    "Anime"
    WELL THAT'S AN ANSWER

    • @xMasterSparku
      @xMasterSparku 5 років тому +50

      BASED

    • @Thomas48484
      @Thomas48484 5 років тому +227

      Can't blame her though and anime has a whole list of genres itself.

    • @slendernaruto4563
      @slendernaruto4563 5 років тому +149

      At least she was honest

    • @panigbrowardcollege
      @panigbrowardcollege 5 років тому +279

      It’s not called anime it’s called hEnTaI

    • @TheNightsWolfYT
      @TheNightsWolfYT 5 років тому +14

      CherryRoses SoOo SpeCiFic,Thank You (In a good way)

  • @RomaaPlays
    @RomaaPlays 6 років тому +10201

    I like how they put the Pastor and the Porn Producer on opposite ends of the line up LOL

    • @rico4101
      @rico4101 6 років тому +378

      Its like The Cut purposely made a spectrum from good to bad

    • @jennieshih7150
      @jennieshih7150 6 років тому +167

      Rico that kinda makes sense except i don't understand why tarot reader would be so close to the right end

    • @papayamango9629
      @papayamango9629 6 років тому +154

      No way a horse listener would be above a er nurse
      Then again i dont really know exactly what horse listeners do so i could be wrong
      Idk

    • @jennieshih7150
      @jennieshih7150 6 років тому +23

      papaya mango yeah that's kind of a stretch too but i figured it might be subjective haha like if the producer loves horses or something idk

    • @buttercupsthehotone1419
      @buttercupsthehotone1419 6 років тому +2

      RomaaPlays this is so true I'm crying

  • @mikepineda8742
    @mikepineda8742 5 років тому +5514

    12:42 :How much do you think Timmy can make?"
    Porn producer: *"oh you could... you can... yes"*

    • @selina5729
      @selina5729 5 років тому +23

      Mike Pineda 😂😭💀

    • @SuperPropking
      @SuperPropking 5 років тому +30

      she said from 199$ / per min to 1499$/ per min

    • @kashish2332
      @kashish2332 5 років тому +396

      Bro fist it’s 1.99$ to 14.99$ not in hundreds

    • @SuperPropking
      @SuperPropking 5 років тому +71

      @@kashish2332 oh that makes more sense

    • @hooplife6523
      @hooplife6523 5 років тому +86

      😂😂😂”I just got a new computer “

  • @Kloetenhenne
    @Kloetenhenne 9 місяців тому +14

    "I've seen prolapsed a holes."
    The bartender's eyes almost fall out of his head in the background 😂

  • @Mayflowerinoo
    @Mayflowerinoo 6 років тому +1186

    “You just want to.. *puts chocking motion* help them... :)”

  • @didisow2419
    @didisow2419 5 років тому +3559

    Im in love with the bounty hunter SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, I love her smile

    • @JebemTiZivot
      @JebemTiZivot 5 років тому +6

      Youre weird

    • @didisow2419
      @didisow2419 5 років тому +105

      Nah, I just have a type.

    • @theogsteph
      @theogsteph 5 років тому +81

      Deadass, I agree with you I have a mad crush on her

    • @didisow2419
      @didisow2419 5 років тому +27

      I’m qUaKiNg how cute she is.

    • @juicebox9759
      @juicebox9759 5 років тому +31

      Somehow I knew she was a bounty hunter

  • @jaylee2228
    @jaylee2228 6 років тому +2368

    "cover your ears pastor" I DIED ( 13:00 )

    • @sogat3399
      @sogat3399 6 років тому +11

      lol that was really funny I could relate

    • @Destiny-yc8ou
      @Destiny-yc8ou 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂LOL

    • @potato7617
      @potato7617 6 років тому +31

      The bartender's face after she said prolapsed a**holes. lol

    • @complexity3259
      @complexity3259 6 років тому +2

      i was about to comment that but i read yur comment i was like sameeeee

    • @anmelodie9754
      @anmelodie9754 6 років тому

      SAME🤣🤣🤣

  • @kirraandersonnn
    @kirraandersonnn 3 роки тому +136

    i definetly have respect for the ER nurse. Don't let other people pressure you into not being yourself.

  • @thegreatblakesby
    @thegreatblakesby 4 роки тому +2073

    Dude the bounty Hunter looks so badass she is the only one I was certain of

    • @geikomartinez7505
      @geikomartinez7505 3 роки тому +69

      I mean she walks around looking like a whinchester so yea lol

    • @kathymetzle8099
      @kathymetzle8099 3 роки тому +61

      Yeah I have a crush haha

    • @alexepic3255
      @alexepic3255 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah, she was the coolest person

    • @MrVaidas82
      @MrVaidas82 Рік тому

      I was certain of porn producer, hot chick which probably had her fair share of that :D

    • @alexlovescatss
      @alexlovescatss Рік тому +1

      yeah im like a little bit in love rn lol

  • @theMast3rYoda
    @theMast3rYoda 4 роки тому +3425

    Yo the asian girl with the colorful outfit has the most attractive smile i've ever seen

  • @arshshayk948
    @arshshayk948 5 років тому +3005

    "Horses are amazing"
    "They're unicorns, you can only see their horns if you're also magical"

    • @sxleong
      @sxleong 5 років тому +7

      I want to like but its at 420 likes so...

    • @xenogenesis9635
      @xenogenesis9635 5 років тому +37

      i'm not even into horses (it's not like I don't like them, though) but that quote is just the sweetest thing I heard today

    • @giselle9297
      @giselle9297 5 років тому +1

      Gypsy soul yes

    • @amandamelo234
      @amandamelo234 5 років тому +3

      That was hella cute

    • @arabio8943
      @arabio8943 5 років тому

      Yup we watched the video too

  • @TaNSmith3
    @TaNSmith3 4 роки тому +88

    I love how Timmy just like clicks with everyone and is like: let’s be friends!

  • @jordynasher
    @jordynasher 6 років тому +494

    10:04 “i just wanna help them.” that’s the best sentence ever with that gesture😂

  • @mollykt7088
    @mollykt7088 5 років тому +7981

    "So doing push-ups with somebody on my back makes me a firefighter?"
    "Look it's not a perfect science"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iikhalaii8784
    @iikhalaii8784 6 років тому +15975

    Horses are unicorns you can only see their horns if you're also magical. My heart.

    • @ZerkousTheater
      @ZerkousTheater 6 років тому +32

      What does this mean exactly.

    • @eponack
      @eponack 6 років тому +437

      Jerome Henderson, if you allow yourself to see the magic in everything, you will be magical yourself.

    • @dirtyx4241
      @dirtyx4241 6 років тому +254

      She’s so cute I wanna keep her in my pocket

    • @iikhalaii8784
      @iikhalaii8784 6 років тому +20

      3.5k times agree with you.

    • @eponack
      @eponack 6 років тому +22

      Iconic Unicorn that’s what I tell the big draft horse’s and the scared ones! “You’re so cute. I’m gunna put you in my pocket and take you home with me.”

  • @samarahughes13
    @samarahughes13 3 роки тому +77

    why do i feel like the pastor gives the BEST hugs

  • @skyg1670
    @skyg1670 6 років тому +975

    5:22 HeLP mY HOusE Is oN FIRE 🔥

    • @zacharywilliams2
      @zacharywilliams2 6 років тому +22

      •Crushed Soul• I love that you actually lined it up with the way he spoke

    • @Belacroix5
      @Belacroix5 6 років тому

      I love Strawberry Shartcake!

    • @Thestreetcorner661
      @Thestreetcorner661 6 років тому +2

      •Crushed Soul• that dudes my favourite

    • @janiyah6650
      @janiyah6650 6 років тому

      *i* wth

  • @jessicademori5649
    @jessicademori5649 5 років тому +2903

    The Software Engineer IS SO PRETTY OMG

    • @reinhardtog6003
      @reinhardtog6003 5 років тому +57

      RIght ?! you're the comment that I was looking for. She is drop dead gorgeous for me, I can see her as a movie star for sure

    • @mahdi8835
      @mahdi8835 5 років тому +10

      ikr, I mean like why is nobody talking about her??

    • @aggeloskladis3558
      @aggeloskladis3558 5 років тому +5

      It's all about her cuteness

    • @danicallmeover4778
      @danicallmeover4778 5 років тому +24

      really? and the porn producer wasn't? C'mon wtf 😂😂

    • @lilsky4258
      @lilsky4258 5 років тому +3

      Her @?

  • @malucos00
    @malucos00 6 років тому +2538

    The tarot reader has cards tattoed on his arm, i feel so dumb, lmao

    • @sunshine6997
      @sunshine6997 6 років тому +40

      I was looking for this comment.. how did none of them notice the tattoos?

    • @carterfayy1223
      @carterfayy1223 6 років тому +17

      Amanda Queiroga that’s the black flag logo not cards

    • @samgalloway4036
      @samgalloway4036 6 років тому +4

      i thought he was a porn producee

    • @connielarin
      @connielarin 6 років тому

      Amanda Queiroga oh lmfao

    • @shootermtd25
      @shootermtd25 6 років тому +11

      Amanda Queiroga don’t worry. You’re not the dumbest one here.
      I’ve watched bartenders guess who’s underage and the black dude was on it.
      I FORGOT HE WAS A BARTENDER

  • @thelearaqueen7210
    @thelearaqueen7210 3 роки тому +626

    "Tarot is a simple scientific procedure"
    Yeah sure cards with magical energy that work like magnets very science based

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 3 роки тому +62

      yes thank you, i had my eyes rolling the whole time

    • @TinyDaftCarrot
      @TinyDaftCarrot 3 роки тому +44

      i was vibing with the video until he said that then i was like...no

    • @ricardo.b8280
      @ricardo.b8280 3 роки тому +16

      i almost threw a book at my screen when he said that

    • @loftyradish6972
      @loftyradish6972 3 роки тому +10

      Hahahahahha, I was so looking for this comment.

    • @dzarsos
      @dzarsos 3 роки тому +3

      You know how magnets work?!

  • @spidey1100
    @spidey1100 4 роки тому +1527

    "You're hard"
    "That's what she said"
    A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN GODDAMN HEART-

  • @AthenaBuilds
    @AthenaBuilds 6 років тому +3242

    I feel like I need a whole episode on the bounty hunter!

    • @amirsamir302
      @amirsamir302 6 років тому +57

      Athena Jarman She did an episode on Hiho Kids, ua-cam.com/video/m8TzvS9xRK8/v-deo.html

    • @s-bles
      @s-bles 6 років тому +3

      Agree!

    • @AthenaBuilds
      @AthenaBuilds 6 років тому +7

      Amir Samir YASSSSS THANKYOU!!

    • @carolinele3
      @carolinele3 6 років тому +2

      There is!!

    • @valealmirati
      @valealmirati 6 років тому +1

      Amir Samir jesus i love u

  • @libertasinveritas3198
    @libertasinveritas3198 6 років тому +747

    The Bounty Hunter is so charismatic 👌🏻 The way she talked, the way she looked, her job, everything indicates that she has an interesting personality. I'm a Fan.

    • @andyferrado9904
      @andyferrado9904 6 років тому +2

      she was very weird .... real fidgety and the way the stands while moving is weirdd....

  • @almi2232
    @almi2232 3 роки тому +101

    Everyone got the porn producer right because it was their last card and she was the end, but some people switched it damn😂

  • @rileyyym3834
    @rileyyym3834 4 роки тому +3533

    I love how everyone was singing along with the pastor except for the Porn Producer

  • @-5quad484
    @-5quad484 6 років тому +543

    "Cover your ears pastor" HAHAHAHAH

  • @Isaac2.
    @Isaac2. 6 років тому +409

    5:20 “Help my house is on Fire” 😂 😂😂😂

  • @alannah8716
    @alannah8716 3 роки тому +34

    “Hello!”
    “Hello..... fEllOW AsIAn...”

  • @BrooklynStevenson
    @BrooklynStevenson 6 років тому +1820

    *"You look like you come from nature"*
    *"Awwe" :))*
    *Girl, she just called you a horse girl..*

  • @nayootie09
    @nayootie09 6 років тому +1881

    “Cover your ears pastor”😂😭😭😂

  • @musicallystoned7489
    @musicallystoned7489 6 років тому +1989

    This entire setup feels like a Create-A-Sim Menu.

  • @shieldmaidenarreh4265
    @shieldmaidenarreh4265 4 роки тому +33

    This is so cool, a bunch of people of completely different backgrounds coming together to laugh and be friends, this is what a brighter future looks like.
    This ends war, this ends racism, this ends greed!
    "This brings love!" ❤

  • @bbloodyangel1
    @bbloodyangel1 6 років тому +6010

    "I just got a new computer" lmaoo

  • @101azel
    @101azel 6 років тому +892

    The bounty hunter is gorgeous. I'm feeling things.

  • @Cooki3Monster371
    @Cooki3Monster371 6 років тому +424

    “I’m trying to help them!” *pretends to strangle them*
    ME: …same

  • @CountPlanes
    @CountPlanes 3 роки тому +13

    3:22 "you smell neutral, i smell nothing"
    that poor person i'd be terrified

  • @laurag5800
    @laurag5800 5 років тому +4363

    i was so happy that woman was the bounty hunter and damn she's hot

  • @pottylottie547
    @pottylottie547 6 років тому +545

    I love how literally everyone on Cut is a lil quirky or different but everyone is so comfortable in their own bodies and it really is inspiring ❤️

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 5 років тому +6261

    "I don't watch porn"
    Her brain: "it's called Hentai and it's art"

    • @bellawhitten8877
      @bellawhitten8877 5 років тому +66

      Its called ukulele screamo and its 𝙖𝙧𝙩

    • @jillross4346
      @jillross4346 5 років тому +178

      My frend was watching hentai. She forgot the headphones. We literally are eating dem fruity pebbles, and then we hear "oh! Ooh! Ah! Oh-ah! Oniiii-chaaan!"
      She legit squirted cereal out of her nose LMFAO 😂😂😂

    • @opheliasouv
      @opheliasouv 5 років тому +6

      @@bellawhitten8877 AHHHHH LMAO

    • @patrochilles6275
      @patrochilles6275 4 роки тому +25

      Lmao not all asians watch hentai don't be racist

    • @mattrb8101
      @mattrb8101 4 роки тому +16

      @@patrochilles6275 don't be an asshole pls

  • @itsthemaggieshow
    @itsthemaggieshow 2 роки тому +16

    I would legitimately be friends with any of these people. They all just seem so nice

  • @l.illine1784
    @l.illine1784 6 років тому +757

    The bounty hunter looks like she could mess some shit up I Love Her

  • @lesliewaddle5916
    @lesliewaddle5916 5 років тому +1426

    The bartenders eyes at 12:56😂😂😂

  • @benmortimer4783
    @benmortimer4783 4 роки тому +3097

    "What's your favouite porn genre?"
    "Anime."
    Not surprised.

    • @rosedalinevaletine6931
      @rosedalinevaletine6931 3 роки тому +9

      It’s not a genre, though? Like, are animated films a genre?

    • @zaurxzx
      @zaurxzx 3 роки тому +187

      @@rosedalinevaletine6931 she meant hantai

    • @kaykaysandoval13ks
      @kaykaysandoval13ks 3 роки тому +45

      Me either. Hentai is the best so why wouldn’t she like it? Why wouldn’t anyone? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Just depends on what you’re into.

    • @JackAssGonnaKillYou
      @JackAssGonnaKillYou 3 роки тому +19

      @@kaykaysandoval13ks The best? Cartoon porn is the best? I genuinely don’t understand you people. How is it sexy watching cartoons have sex?

    • @Tetebeenee
      @Tetebeenee 3 роки тому +59

      @@JackAssGonnaKillYou anime isn’t an cartoon 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @nanamicontentinhaler2969
    @nanamicontentinhaler2969 4 роки тому +23

    "They're unicorns. You can only see their horns if you're also magical" omg 🥺 that's so fucking cute (9:23)

  • @cammannick
    @cammannick 6 років тому +4606

    "What is your favorite porn?"
    "Anime"
    "...right on"

    • @vaahtobileet
      @vaahtobileet 6 років тому +86

      she's a brony

    • @Reifenstal
      @Reifenstal 6 років тому +4

      sure hell crack me up!

    • @filip7471
      @filip7471 6 років тому +51

      hentai about horses

    • @queep8197
      @queep8197 6 років тому +3

      vaahtobileet sorry mate, girls can’t be bronies

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 6 років тому +2

      @@queep8197 sisnies

  • @zavs350
    @zavs350 6 років тому +767

    SOOO CURIOUS ABOUT THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!!!

    • @luigiri
      @luigiri 6 років тому +5

      there are bounty hunters that go live on twitch you should check them out!

    • @Kurushimi
      @Kurushimi 6 років тому +4

      Zac S if anyone in this thread says watch patty mayo they’re not the brightest

    • @lowearthsurfer
      @lowearthsurfer 6 років тому +11

      Can she morph into a ball

    • @GotWrackspurts
      @GotWrackspurts 6 років тому +2

      Zac S you should watch the Bail episode from Last Week Tonight

    • @nicoleleos3675
      @nicoleleos3675 6 років тому

      Me too. She's awesome

  • @batouldarwiche9624
    @batouldarwiche9624 6 років тому +413

    Make a match the kid to the parent video omg

    • @MaishaTas
      @MaishaTas 6 років тому +1

      Yessss!!!! Yessss!!

    • @tekashto
      @tekashto 6 років тому +14

      Plot twist: they're all adopted.

  • @NovaRanger007
    @NovaRanger007 3 роки тому +25

    11:42 Tarot reading is a "Scientific procedure" according to this guy 🤣

  • @alyssapelletier9230
    @alyssapelletier9230 6 років тому +2231

    2:17 the actual horse listener is cringing at her awful horse brushing

    • @stu3yy_
      @stu3yy_ 6 років тому +11

      Haha, well spotted

    • @adesia3819
      @adesia3819 6 років тому +2

      isn't she the firefighter tho?

    • @stephano1859
      @stephano1859 6 років тому +13

      yea, thats why the horse listener was cringing. The firefighter didn't know how to do it correctly.

    • @adesia3819
      @adesia3819 6 років тому

      oh ok I just noticed her in the background, thks

    • @lisamikky1696
      @lisamikky1696 6 років тому +1

      It was kind of a cheat to let them ask such direct questions. Didn't help them a lot though :)

  • @vittoriamalacrida773
    @vittoriamalacrida773 6 років тому +2665

    "I just want to *hElp TheM* "

  • @storycox2412
    @storycox2412 6 років тому +390

    They should do this with matching Parents to they're kids

  • @SueBolton9797
    @SueBolton9797 3 роки тому +2

    "You look like you're from nature"
    *Smiles*
    🥺💘😍

  • @thebestofjess
    @thebestofjess 6 років тому +271

    "Help! My house is on *fiiiirrreeee* "
    💀😂💀

    • @pedrooscar1890
      @pedrooscar1890 6 років тому

      SAY WHAT i will start fires now hahah

  • @deadlyNightshade789
    @deadlyNightshade789 6 років тому +3203

    Re-watching this when you already know which job is whose and paying attention to the people in the back when their job gets assigned to someone else is so much fun 😄

    • @naschinchilla6739
      @naschinchilla6739 6 років тому +11

      deadlyNightshade789 If I like your comment, It will get 1k likes.

    • @xygzhou4463
      @xygzhou4463 6 років тому +5

      It is way more fun to rewatch!!

    • @brittjanaee
      @brittjanaee 6 років тому

      deadlyNightshade789 T

    • @lisamikky1696
      @lisamikky1696 6 років тому

      Probably will get 3000 likes soon :)

    • @shaenorris3878
      @shaenorris3878 6 років тому

      ya boiiiii

  • @Balala_
    @Balala_ 6 років тому +929

    I knew immediately that that one woman was the bounty hunter. Idk something about her just screamed BADASS

    • @cylem7055
      @cylem7055 6 років тому +2

      Balala Ikr😂😂😂

    • @kenmasugarbaby1946
      @kenmasugarbaby1946 6 років тому +25

      IK SHE WAS THE BOUNTRY HUNTER bcs i saw her on hiho kids lol

    • @lit721
      @lit721 6 років тому +21

      Balala The way she handles herself and her aura is so badass

    • @colex1222
      @colex1222 6 років тому +8

      huai same I instantly recognized her

    • @Gakitori
      @Gakitori 6 років тому +11

      BIG DICK ENERGY

  • @abbsterlicious
    @abbsterlicious Рік тому +3

    That firefighter is sooooo fiiiiiiiine !!!! What a beautiful lady

  • @carolrosa5314
    @carolrosa5314 6 років тому +448

    11:07 “dude thats so scary because I would never see you coming” I DIED

  • @Zombae13
    @Zombae13 4 роки тому +925

    Ok but I was crushing on the bounty Hunter the whole time

  • @jaredmason194
    @jaredmason194 6 років тому +748

    RESPECT to the ER Nurse. Please do more on him, 23 and already such a brilliant mind!

  • @JonnieQ.01
    @JonnieQ.01 3 роки тому +9

    The guy in camo picking up that guy with the hat all stiff had me in ruins 🤣🤣

  • @bobby-tu2nh
    @bobby-tu2nh 6 років тому +5076

    "hello.... *fellow asian* "

    • @prez902
      @prez902 6 років тому +4

      Infinity War Survivor hi

    • @baylorsuko9100
      @baylorsuko9100 6 років тому +3

      Infinity War Survivor hello

    • @cl03cl
      @cl03cl 6 років тому +2

      Infinity War Survivor 😂 hi

    • @bigdcd664
      @bigdcd664 6 років тому +1

      GENERAL KENOBI*

    • @carysjames3405
      @carysjames3405 6 років тому +3

      @@prez902 I was scrolling through the comments looking for someone to mention this

  • @acerchloe
    @acerchloe 6 років тому +315

    The ER nurse💗 to be a nurse and care so much about another human is amazing, but knowing you may get harassed everyday and still show up to work because you want to help them is just another level of kindness. 💗

    • @sophian9105
      @sophian9105 6 років тому +3

      Sunnysmile I was thinking the same thing.

    • @calebgustin4655
      @calebgustin4655 6 років тому +12

      Hi love,
      Thanks for this comment. It is so kind! Follow my work @SisteRNurseJoy

    • @acerchloe
      @acerchloe 6 років тому +1

      Caleb Gustin 💕💕

  • @ZachHighlights
    @ZachHighlights 6 років тому +2540

    5:21 BRING THIS MAN BACK.

    • @wouhoulifeisamazing
      @wouhoulifeisamazing 6 років тому +106

      I wanna see him in drag

    • @danicat
      @danicat 6 років тому +46

      Woohoo! Lifeisamazing he’s done a truth or drink video with cut while in drag :)

    • @keeonafranklin9677
      @keeonafranklin9677 6 років тому +14

      He’s in that fear pong video too in drag!

    • @kawkabjupiter6665
      @kawkabjupiter6665 6 років тому

      Zach Digital اذ بد يد. سيقت يفترس يفتدي.

    • @simonisenberg4516
      @simonisenberg4516 6 років тому

      So happy to see him back!

  • @willowoodz
    @willowoodz 3 роки тому +15

    9:22 so wholesome omgggg 💓💓💓